KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>based drone bro enters the scene
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>current status: CLIMBING DOWN?
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>>68494021
First for foliage fun
TREEKING 2016
>>68494021
Is he just sleeping?
>>68494228
Goto >>68493266
Alt angle https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
smokes and beer for the TreeGod
Let the faggot sleep in peace.
LET HIM SLEEP YOU BASTARDS
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
>>68494284
I'm waiting for his to take a piss on them loud bastards
>>68494021
Why is he in the tree?
>>68494252
ROGER THAT
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE MULTIPLE FUCKING THREADS ON /POL/
IT'S A FUCKING MENTALLY UNSTABLE GUY IN A TREE
WOW
>>68494369
He felt the bern.
>>68494305
Is this the twitch skype group?
>>68494393
He is king of tree
>>68494393
this is important
>>68494393
BECAUSE WERE ALL MENTALLY UNSTABLE SHITLORDS WHO CAN RELATE TO BASED TREEKING YOU FAGGOT
>>68494393
I KNOW, IT'S GREAT
/manintree/ when, joot?
>>68494449
No, it's a chat dedicated to Treeking
HE STIRS
MODS STICKY
He wakes!!!
I cant watch footage on mobile, would've liked to masturbate to our King, but now i cant.
>>68494522
AYYYLMAO
>>68494576
I gotchu senpai, including the true mobile experience
>>68494522
ayy lmao
![He-Speaks-For-My-Trees[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uJZYyiB.jpg "He-Speaks-For-My-Trees[1].jpg")
>>68494393
We speak for the trees.
>>68494369
It doesn't really matter now.
>>68494522
AYYYYYYYYY LMAO
DO YOU NEED SOME COFFEE????
the locals should start piling gifts up at the base of the tree to entice him to come down.
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
/pol/ first airborne comms center
>>68494522
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>68494768
>Seattle Christmas
>>68494522
ayyy probably thought it was some fucking aliums
TELL ME ABOUT TREEKING
WHY DOES HE LIVE IN THE TREE?
>>68494393
You have no idea how important this shit is.
This guy is a literal god.
>>68494393
Waffle explosions and super Tuesday are boring. This is legendary.
Migrate here until full
>>>68493266
>>>68493266
>>>68493266
>>>68493266
>>>68493266
>>>68493266
>>68494766
Everyone go here
>>68494766
>>68494766>>68494766
>>68494766
He should really say Bernouts chased him up the tree, and he is in protest. That cackling harpie could be an example
coffee and fried chicken being offered up
kisses
QUIET DOWN NIGGA
>>68494255
>dat screen tearing
>screaming banshee
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
Holy shit are you guys hearing this? There's some debate between this bitch and another homeless guy. She's telling Cody to come down, and the homeless guy is telling Cody to stay up there or else "a bad man down here will beat the shit out of you". (the cops?)
>>68494952
homeless dude is based. Also fried chicken.
>>68494522
Did someone say chicken?
>>68494766
Go there, we need to be central, so we can find drone bro
fuck you go in the other thread. more replies
>>68494393
WOW
*adjusts problem glasses*
SERIOUSLY?
*sips pumpkin spice latte*
I CAN'T EVEN
*takes out student loan*
I JUST CANT
*uses loan to donate to bernie sanders*
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
*occupies wall street*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
*downvotes*
LIKE
*violently protests peacefully*
SERIOUSLY?
*preps the bull*
I MEAN COME ON
*phone banks*
JUST, LIKE, SERIOUSLY?
*blocks traffic*
LIKE, I CANT
*welcomes refugees*
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
*takes hormonal supplements*
UGH
*apologizes for being white*
CAN YOU NOT
*does research*
LIKE
*attends BLM rally*
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
*self flagellates*
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>68494952
He called her a dumb bitch and told her to go away
All these streams is too much for me to handle.
>>68495164
shit forgot pic
SHE JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM
He still can't escape nagging ass bitches up in an 80 foot tree.
>>68495144
lel
>tfw need to go to work
think he'll still be up there in 8 hours?
>>68495320
fucking kek
>>68495320
SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
BB GUN GUY ARRESTED
>>68495232
you serious? I had like 5 streams open during baltimore riots.
>>68494393
>IT'S A FUCKING MENTALLY UNSTABLE GUY IN A TREE
>WOW
The mentally unstable are closer to kek than most.
It's our patron gods duty to witness them and laugh at their antics.
Perhaps his conquering the tree tells us that each of us have in our power the ability to proclaim freedom and assert ourselves into the world in a way normie culture doesn't allow. He rejects any attempt at "rescue" because in defying social convention he's a freer man than the people below trying to "do their job". Maybe you're just offended by the thought because it disrupts convention and shows he's breaking the conditioning of not living in trees (NYYYEEEAHHH). Also he might fall down and hurt himself and that'd be funny.
BASED CODY NIGGER IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS STREAM BRINGING QUALITY BANTZ
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
IT'S ALL OVER A FUCKING GIRL?
HOLY SHIT
>>68495470
WHAT
WOULD
TREEKING
DO?
>>68495414
I sure hope so
DASSWHATIMSAYINNEARRIER SENNSOMEBROVVERS UP DERE GET HIS ASS DOWN
Stop posting here until first thread is full
>>>68493266
>>>68493266
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>>>68493266
that thrust though ayy lmao
>>68494021
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
>>68495627
kill yourself, thread splitter. go back to plebbit if you want attention so badly.
oh wow I thought he came down hours ago
>>68495627
FUCK OFF NIGGER.
MILLER THE HOBO IS UP IN DA TREE OVER A SCUFFLE WITH A FLOOZY LUSH BITCH WHORE.
CODY AND HOMELESS NIGGER BRINGING BANTZ IN DIS STREAM DAWG
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>>68495232
link to periscope addition please
crackhead rambling in the background
>>68495773
>>68495788
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
the periscope is looking at what?
>>68495711
>>68495761
Fuck you double nigger, this has happened during every event. Thread creator goes to bed then there are 2-3 competing threads instead of a central one.
>>68494393
haha
>>68496049
FUCK YOU TRIPLE NIGGER! TREEKING IS WORTHY OF THREADS. FUCK.
>>68496049
>>68493266
Is more active though
>>68495629
everyone dies you shit head
remember the drone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
>>68496128
Still, I said I'd make the new threads, and I did.
Also quadriple nigger.
>>68496303
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
I like it
>>68496303
>>68496303
Now this is quality.
HES SHITTING!!!!!
I DON'T WANNA COME BACK DOWN FROM THIS CLOUD
POO
HOLY SHIT
TREEKING SHITTING LIVE CONFIRMED
TREEKING SHITTING
TREEKING SHITTTING
>SHITTING INTENSIFIES
now THIS is television
>>68494021
First for tree poops
someone tell me you got the webm
TREEKING POO
>>68494021
treeman making a shit
POO IN YEW
THE KING IN THE TREE!!!!
THE KING IN THE TREE!!!!
THE KING IN THE TREE!!!!
Any Seattle-bros wanna meet up tomorrow if he's still in the tree?
YOUWANT SOME OF THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PINECONE INCOMING
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
>NOWEBMS
What if he slips on his own shit and falls to his death ?
>>68496303
>autism intensifies
LOL LISTEN TO HIS BANTER
FULL MOON
FULL MOON CONFIRMED
>you want some of that?!?!
im fucking dying man
>FULL MOON
TOP KEK
>>68497069
>>68497168
>I now have 2 different webms of some guy shitting in a tree saved to my computer
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>treeking will soon run out of shit because he has no food
>>68497094
I have a lot to do tomorrow, but I was gonna go by there around noon, maybe 1. What do you think?
>>68497239
how are you hearing his banter friend, which stream?
"MAN IN THE TREE" SONG BY SOME BROAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLEyQeJfSLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLEyQeJfSLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLEyQeJfSLU
>the moon is still out
What is going on? we just staring at a tree?
The moon is still out
This fucking guy
This man is the personification of the unrest and anxiety of the greater American milieu.
>>68497323
the komo one.
he was shouting at the raspy hobo, and you could just make it out
TREEKING TREEKING
DO NOT ANSWER
this is the best day i've spent on /pol/ since Dorner
>>68497338
Hush peasant, the tree king is in that three!
>>68497260
YOU SHOULD FEEL GRATEFUL TO HAVE EVIDENCE OF OUR KING'S GIFTS OF FORTUNE UPON THE GREAT CITY OF SEATTLE!
>>68497247
Best part is it actually is a full moon tonight.
>>68497260
Just know you're not alone.
Must air dry; out of pinecones.
>>68497314
I can only head over around closer to 4 or 5pm if I can.
Will be wearing either a yellow sonics shirt or grey Adidas sweatshirt.
>IS THE TREE ALRIGHT?
so /pol/ do you prefer action packed happening like yesterday or /comfy/ happening like this?
>>68497389
Dorner was the first time I came to /pol/. Was linked from another board. Such good memories...
>>68494021
I tried to start a thread about the former Nixon administration official that admitted that the drug war was just a way to go after their critics but it never ever appeared on the catalog page. A real issue and one that people need to know about but this shit gets posted instead. The internet is no good if you can't see what's important and what's not important.
>>68497260
>>68497408
If people knew what I did on my computer they would put me in a mental institution
>>68497400
>mfw i realize what I am watching
>>68497389
idk man the Palestine Israel shit was pretty intense, rockets hitting everywhere and shit
stoop kid all grown up?
>>68497464
This desu. Especially because it's a local habbening
>he didn't wipe
>Not even try with leaves
>>68497464
Both are comfy
>>68497324
pretty good
>>68497448
well, there's a chance i'd be there about 5:15, but no guaruntees.
6', white, brown leather jacket
>>68497487
Try again when historic event isnt taking place.
ALL RISE FOR THE KING!
So who's gonna shoot him with a tranquillizer dart and make him fall?
Fuck. I'm on holiday and this shit happens. Missed the whole thing
>>68497464
comfy, definitely. Action packed happenings are good in the short term, but I will happily lose sleep over a comfy happening.
>>68497534
No one is hardcore enough to attempt wiping with an evergreen, not even the Treeking
>>68497168
>bounty from the heavens
how long has he been up there?
He was blessing us!!!
>>68497588
>MFW THIS IS HOW TREEKING ENDS
>tfw you will never be treeking standing atop your throne shitting on every cuck in seattle
How does treeking measure up to 4chans other happenings?
Off the top of my head (that I've personally been in): Modesto/Jimmy Russels, Dorner, Boston Bombings
Paris was just meh, didn't get to participate much in that
I know I'm missing some
>>68497545
>Leaves
You must live far in the south, that's an evergreen... not something you want to wipe your asshole with.
>>68497464
>Tfw nothing ever happens where I am.
Kind of sad tbqh famalam.
>>68497645
almost 14 hours
>>68497559
Cool, no guarantees on my end either.
But yeah, look for a fellow 6 footer white guy as well.
TREEKING DEMANDS HIS ROYAL RUCKSACK
His sleeping bag is just lying there
>>68497487
Tried posting it on /his/? Also source
>you're going to go to prison. And they're going to fuck you in the ass!
>>68497487
uhhhh did you just listen to this in a comedy themed history podcast? I literally just heard this 4 hours ago
>>68497680
kek
TREE KING IS AFRAID OF BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS
>>68497464
I always prefer the prolonged comfy happenings.
OH SHIT POLICE JUST ARRESTED A GUY WITH A GUN TRYING TO APPROACH THE TREE
http://bambuser.com/v/6172663
http://bambuser.com/v/6172663
http://bambuser.com/v/6172663
>>68497685
I look like that too, I also live in Seattle, there are alot of guys who look like that
oh, treeking pretty mad
anyone have translation for what he saying?
something bout fuck in ass in prison
>>68497774
dude that was like over a half hour ago
>>68497662
paris was pretty insane
>GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
>>68497464
i prefer the action packed ones
nothing will ever be able to compete with dorner and boston marathon both of those happenings were GOAT because of both action and comfy
>>68497774
wat
>>68497801
sorry i'm new to the Tree King thing.. I just saw the link on twitter
I'm setting my deadline, no matter what I'm going to bed at 4:00. I've been watching this shit since the first thread.
>>68497890
Are you me?
>>68497890
>he jumps at 4:05
I've invested too much time. I'm in it till the end.
>>68497890
I said I won't sleep until he comes down, I thought he would come down alot sooner
>>68497813
Zimmerman trial was better. I'll always remember listening to weathercore with you fags and "das retarded".
>>68497703
Nixon official: real reason for the drug war was to criminalize black people and hippies
http://www.vox.com/2016/3/22/11278760/war-on-drugs-racism-nixon
THE KING IS LAYING DOWN THE LAW OF THE TREE
TREEKING TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
Man are we going to lose to audio now...
>>68497927
Are you going to watch at work?
Do you think he's gunna start fapping, lads?
FUCK
AUDIO MUTED IN
3...
>>68497927
Fuck you, I'm gonna stay up for 24 hours now.
>>68497890
I'm calling it right now. I'm fucking tired.
>yfw you wake up to see Treeking fell to his death
Chick thomas silencing the Tree King. Blasphemy!
>>68497805
It was happening way too fast for me to keep up with on my phone
>>68497813
fucking boston...so great
I literally had just accepted a job offer but wasn't gonna start for a week. Next day, Boston happened. Had an apartment to myself, stocked up on booze, weed, and food, and shitposted for days.
The best part?
I drunkenly made a shitpost /b/ thread posing as a Russian, grammar and all, and saying I was sure the perps were Cechen and how Russbros would work with americans to remove chechen for once.
this was BEFORE their identities were revealed, it was a total guess
mfw I was right
NO, THEY'RE TUNRED OFF THE MIC
I CAN STEAL HEAR HIM FAINTLY
>AMERICA
>AFRAID OF SWEARING
>WILL SHOW GUY TAKING A HUGE SHIT THOUGH
GG American network TV
>>68497985
I'm afraid to fap because I might miss something
>based chill asian cameraman forced to turn off the audio because of Treeking cussing
>you can't even hear what he's screaming
THE KING'S MESSAGE HAS BEEN RESTRICTED FROM HIS AUDIENCE
reality tv show have hit a all time low
FUCKING CAMERA MAN'S FAGGOT BOSS IS RUINING AUDIO AGAIN!!!
>>68498024
impressive shitposting form anon
>>68497890
>tfw spring break
>tfw all nighter
>>68497662
>>68497805
Paris was pretty nuts.
The Chicago chimpout was amazing because it lasted days, and /k/ even showed up to dance for us. There were some grade A nutballs there. I'm particularly fond of the guy who did a shoutout to lil chicken wing.
>>68498048
fap to this
I solve problems, it's what I do
>>68498048
I've fapped 3 times the past 3 hours, just keep stream volume faint and jack it to pictures.
>>68497945
Sounds like a solid reason. Nixon was right again.
Periscope stream back
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
COMMEMORATIVE BANNER
COMMEMORATIVE BANNER
COMMEMORATIVE BANNER
>>68498048
>not having two monitors
>>68498001
I'm checking my recording of Tree King when I wake up tomorrow, I don't want to find out by seeing memorials for him all over /pol/.
>>68498066
i thought this was a performance art piece
>>68497943
zimmerman was pretty good too
>>68498128
Ah, I'll just throw the stream up on my laptop.
TREEKING CONFIRMED
>man climbs tree in city full of niggers
>niggers ironically, can't climb trees worth a shit
>having never before seen a man in a tree, the police try to one up the fire department by showing they too can rescue animals from trees
>treeman confused but delighted at the unexpected attention, decides to waste everybody's time for lulz
>4chan, a place full of faggots who waste everybody's time for lulz, find themselves the closest thing to a father figure they've had since probably dorner.
HE CALLED HIM THE TREEKING LEL
>>68498140
thanks famalam
TREEKING REFERENCE
>>68498143
I have 4, I am just in bed on my laptop
HE SAID HIS NAME
>>68498141
neat
periscope works!
>Guy looks unstable and could fall at any minute
>*BRRING BRRING*
>Bossman here, you can't show his fall btw *click*
Guys get another cameraman there asap
>>68498113
Just remembered, Baltimore was entertaining as well
filthy normies!
YOU CAN NOT SILENCE A GOD!!!
This is certainly an interesting meme we bewed up here guys. Our meme magic is getting stronger, kek favors tree king.
Just remember every time you go out into the woods there can always be some nutter like that sitting at the top of the tree just watching you.
Periscope audio so much better bros
>>68498215
LINK
>>68498113
first time ive fucking seen this kek
Where's the periscope dude?
>>68498218
They'll show him taking a huge dump with his ass hanging out, but BETTER MUTE AUDIO CAUSE HE SAID FUCK
>>68498270
link, old one is down
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
>>68498024
i had a real shitty day at work yesterday so im just spending the evening in bed watching tree king, drinking many gin and tonics with some xanax. Doing my best to stay awake but just feel comfy overall. I'll have to go back into work at 9am which is in about 3 and a half hours from now. No sleep but it'll be worth I get thursday and friday off for easter mostly because congress isnt even here so there's not much to do.
>>68498316
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
Based Treeking
First Horseman of Kek
Herald of the Ultimate Happening!
>>68498316
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
>>68498316
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
>>68498294
Whatever happened to saigamarine and those other guys? Are they in prison now?
I WANT TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BECAUSE OF THIS
>>68498253
Phoenix Jones is still doing his thing? Good for him.
>i've heard he's been up there since tupac died
based periscope commenters
>mfw i just told the chink what was goin down on the periscope and he said it on air
PERISCOPE IS LIVE
HOBO IS BACK
ALL IS RIGHT AGAIN
>>68498349
>>68498354
>>68498364
Is this live?
What time did he take the shit?
I just woke up.
Post memes that got made during my slumber!
SIR HOBO AND THE PEASANTS IN THE CROWD ARE OFFERING TO PROTECT TREE KING ON A DARING ESCAPE
