KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>Treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>Treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>>68494766
FIRST FOR DRONEBRO
ATTACH TRUMP SIGN
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>Stay up there Cody, their gonna beat your ass.
who /comfy/ here?
come on drone bro deliver
first for drone shootdown
>>68494851
this
DRONE BRO OPERATION TREEKING
>>68494766
How the fuck did he get up there and why should i care?
TELL THAT BITCH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
why doesn't someone just shake the tree?
This bitch is trying to get him to jump.
Videographer is finishimg his shift soon next up is Frank
TREE KING IS WRATHFUL
>>68494908
/florida/?
Shitpost in real time
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
Keep fighting the good fight treeking
did anyone just see that flying white thing.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????
DROEN BRO GONNA NEED A CRACK ENGINEERING SOLUTION FOR SMOKES DELIVERY
MAGNETS?
>That's not very nice. You called me a bitch.
He's got the wizard staff, slagging off the loud bitch with it with mighty druidic magicks
MAKE TREE GREAT AGAIN
woah dejavu
What's that noise on the stream? Drone again?
THE AUDIO IS SHIT
>>68495042
fucking tape
FUCKING JOOS MESSING WITH AUDIO
>>68494867
Comfy Seattle Male here!
I used to work there when it was the Bon marche
And other various jobs in dt Seattle
>>68495097
I think it's just windy
>http://www.dji.com/product/phantom-3-pro
if any one was wondering what drone it was, looks like it was this one
also you fucking retards its a quadcopter not a drone
Please jump already treeking. I need to go to bed.
FRANK INCOMMING>>68494963
>>68495136
God damn that was fucking ages ago.
>>68495138
You can hear it now that the shit audio is done, that propeller sound like before it appeared last time
@frankkomo i think?
>>68495149
only cucks ever say "quadcopter"
They're fucking drones.
>>68495157
It's for the best that he jumps in the morning. I'm just heading to sleep now but if anything crazy happens in the next ten minutes I'll be up all night memeing the aftermath
>>68495149
Fuck off autist. DRONEBRO has been christened
DRONEBRO ATTACH SMOKES TO DRONE BY WAY OF EASILY BREAKABLE SEWING STRING AND HEAVY BOX TAPE
AS TREEKING GOES TO REACH FOR SMOKES AS IT DANGLES ABOVE AND IN FRONT OF HIM,
MOVE DRONE FURTHER OUT LIKE CARROT AND STICK
LETS END THIS NOW
Drone bro failed he couldn't afford to buy the Tree King smokes
>>68494976
Yeah
>>68495210
only uninformed normie retards say drones
its not a fucking drone you retard
how hard it it to tie a box of cigs to a fucking drone? Next time you want to be a whoring faggot kamikazi treeking.
Alright /pol/ you've convinced me. 2016 /pol/ is as great as 2007 /b/. I love this board.
fucking math final tomorrow, but can't stop watching
AIR UNIT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
RETREATING
>>68495310
2016 is officially the year of the meme
>>68495318
What class?
>>68495277
TOP KEK
>>68495285
Fellow Floridafag. Where you at? Tampa reporting in.
GET TREEKING SOME TRUMP STEAKS
OH SHIT BOYS TREEKING'S GF JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>>68495310
>2007
hello, cancer my old fag
Who here /dayoff/?
>>68495325
Post steam, and a game you want
is dronebro not delivering smokes?
>>68495297
Fuck you this is 2016, I mean COME ON.
We say drones now.
https://twitter.com/TheBeamLovesYou/with_replies
Dronebro has thrown in the towel....
>>68495297
IT'S A UAV!
UAV SMOKES DELIVERY WHEN?
>>68495297
only autistic faggots insist on dictionary definitions after culture has decided on different vocabulary.
>>68495402
No he just did a pussy fly over
This is bigger than the Brussels attacks. Why isn't this on CNN?
>>68495310
[spoiler]You're not wrong[/spoiler]
>>68495402
Didn't have the cash for it, can budget for a drone, but not a pack of cigarettes
>>68495384
errry day breh
>>68495420
weak dude so weak
Fuck, I wish I were at home able to see it. My best wishes to treeking.
>>68495432
it's like people who say "cwah sah" for croissant
it's a "kriss-ant," we're in a dunkin donuts stephanie
HE HAS AN AXE CONFIRMED
>>68495415
>>68495428
>>68495432
youre all fucking cancer, get it and die
>>68495364
Orlando here
>>68495518
upvoted
Anyone got a lonk to the Ben Garrison shoutout?
>>68495518
AUTISM
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drone him some beer and smokes and a biscut for breakfast
>>68495280
>>68495300
HE AIN'T OLD ENOUGH TO BUY THEM KEK
>>68495518
Why so mad about a drone?
Gonna hit the hay. Sleep tight Treeking of Cascadia.
>>68495537
What're you doing up so late, besides me ming for Treeking?
should i drive out there? i dont have anything going on tomorrow. im like 35 minutes away
GOTTA SLEEP
KEEP ME POSTED IN MY MEME DREAM
>>68495570
i bet this is true
SOMEONE BOOT FOR HIM FFS
>>68495518
easy tb
>>68495570
Doesn't matter, dronebro is still god.
>>68495384
Not /dayoff/ but don't have to work until late. Currently getting max comfy and preparing to watch a homeless guy die
>>68494867
(315) comfy
>>68495546
It was about an hour ago on the KOMO stream, maybe more, maybe less.
>>68495397
If you want you can gift me dark souls 3. was planning to buy it later on but saving the money would be nice.
steamcommunity.com/id/dw21238/
I must sleep now. Stay Comfy, Treeking.
Your story better be based and not "my girlfriend broke up with me"
>>68495597
unless there's something funny for you do to no one gives a shit
>>68495597
ahhh yes
>>68495569
>drone him some beer
Now this would have exciting results
>>68495574
NIGHT BURGER >>68495602
Who is this burnt up drunk talking?
>>68495597
Issaquah here, wbu senpai?
>Foley praised police for the way they handled the situation. “They’re doing a great job controlling the area. It seems like they’re controlling him. They’re getting pine cones consistently thrown at them,”
>>68495539
>le reddit
fuck off
>>68495567
>autism
no shit
>>68495571
>quadcopter
see previous
>>68495655
"THERE GONNA GIVE YOU A PASS, COME ON DOWN DOG"
taking ANOTHER shit
>>68495655
camera man is beside a bar so it might be a last-call drunkard
>>68495597
USE A DRONE TO GIVE HIM BEER
>>68495661
covington
>>68495644
>>68495643
what should i do
>>68495325
What does that mean?
>>68495597
If you drive out you can always tell people you saw treeking, if you don't then you missed out.
No reason to not go.
>>68495597
bring smokes, duct tape, trump sign, and UAV batter pack
What's the point of the drone if it doesn't bring anything?
SOMEBODY POST DRONE WEBM I DIDNT SEE IT
>>68495684
"WOMEN WANT YOU TO SIGN THEIR TITTIES"
>>68495707
GET TREE KING SUPPLIES DUH
You can hear the drunkard ranting here:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>>68495254
>memeing the aftermath
So His name is Cody Miller and that girl shouting was his gf/ex-gf?
>>68495741
HOLDING OUT FOR PHASE THREE
>>68495707
>grab fishing rod
>attach smokes to hook
>cast smokes to treeman
>>68495741
Looking at treeking
food would be good, im sure treeking is hungry
>>68495741
to whore on treekings fame and power
>>68495725
>>68495706
i dont have a drone
>>68495725
i dont support trump
>>68495787
good idea actually
"DO YOU WANT TO DIE IN A TREE"
>>68495751
>>68495782
Naw just some random ho.
Actually, maybe she was his gf, there's really no way of knowing.
>>68495817
>i dont support trump
Get the fuck out
>>68495817
>i dont support trump
kys then retard
fuck off
>>68495817
>i dont support trump
>>68495597
>>68495661
Silverdale reporting- I can go hop the ferry and check this nutter out tomorrow if he's still up there.
>>68495537
>mfw almost 5:00 in the morning and spending it watching a guy stuck on a fucking tree while typing this comment on a japanese image board.
>>68495817
>i dont support trump
SITREP ON POL-FORCE-1 REQUIRED
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
They should have let Phoenix Jones talk to him, that would have been amazing
CAMERA FAG
>DONT CARE FOR NIGHTCRAWLer
>PLZ CHECK MY TWITTER FEED FOR MY OTHER WACKY NIGHTTIME ADVENTURES
>JUST GOT THIS SALMON JERKY HERE FROM THE HILLARY RALLY
>GOT BAMBOOZLED BY TREEKING
>CAN"T RIG AUDIO RIGHT
>>68495817
Fuck off reddit shithead. Your kind aren't welcome here you barely human trash.
>>68495817
>I don't support trump
we don't tolerate you mormon types around here
>>68495569
DRONE KING HAS DELIVAR MAGA HAT !!!
i wonder what he would score on this test
>>68495952
Dude's tired as shit, lay off NEETslime.
>>68495817
>i don't support trump
>>68495929
>not having 4 different threads on one screen and 2 different streams on 2 other screens
Treeman will be dead within the next 2 hours.
>>68495817
>i dont support trump
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>68495929
iktf
no class tomorrow and downloading Force Awakens though
>>68495952
Kek. Gotta love thomas
>>68495817
> doesnt support trump
> thinks attaching a pack of cigs to a fishing line to throw into a tree is a good idea
why is it not surprising that someone who doesn't support trump is actually retarded?
>>68495817
>Id is BAN
OUT, OUT , OUT!!!
>>68495929
Me too pal. Me too. I just can't seem to sleep.
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
>>68495784
On Twitter Dronebro says that the drone has gone home.
>>68495952
he was probably working at the hillary rally, lets hope.
>PUT SOME NOT SHORTS ON
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
Camera MAn pls stfu
Im GettinG uNCOMFY
>>68495947
POL-FORCE-1 IS DOWN.
I REPEAT. POL-FORCE 1 IS DOWN. ANOTHER FLIGHT NO LONGER POSSIBLE.
>>68496081
YAH BUT IM STILL HOLDING OUT
cozzy
>>68496055
Why not just shitpost realtime in mumble?
ip is dankmemesr.us port is default
How's this gonna end, guys?
>>68495186
Yeah maybe 17 years ago?
That tree has been there the whole time and he did kinda fuck it up a bit.
THE DOG IS SPEAKING TO TREEKING
PUPPER NOOOOOOO
>>68496132
He'll probably get hungry or dehydrated and comedown and get arrested.
Goodnight Treeking
goodluck...
>>68496117
Cum shitpost with your mouth
>>68496132
>2AM
>been watching this shit for the last 10 hours
I want to sleep but I don't want to miss the ending! I'm so conflicted!
>>68496117
theres 10 of us in the skype
>>68495878
>>68495884
>>68495895
>>68495944
>>68495956
>>68495962
>>68496005
>>68496021
>>68496032
all this assmad kek
>>68496030
AYY just finished downloading mine
THE DOG WEEPS FOR OUR KING
>>68496204
But mumble doesn't leak your ip, also the linux client isn't garbo
CHOOSE A KING, /pol/
You can only have one.
Reminds me of this episode. Skip to 30 seconds in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2531r9-S5fw
>>68496219
Jesus dude are you really that much of a cheap ass you won't pay for netflix to watch better call saul, I mean shit not all of them are 1080 even
>>68496219
>BoB
>>68496219
you're retarded
just threw together a video about the /pol/ drone to remember the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
>>68496007
hahah nice
>>68496030
i havent seen the movie yet so idk if i should watch it.
>>68496048
yeah me neither i fall asleep around 7 or 8 now
>>68496215
>>68496115
On the other thread he said it ran out of battery, but a delivery will be made tomorrow if he's still up there.
>>68496271
Make tree great again
>>68496271
God Emperor of Mankind > king of tree kind
>>68496271
Treeking
>>68496132
Treeking builds a treehouse and lives happily ever after.
>>68496117
I come to 4chan for a reason you faggot GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>>68496271
TREEMAN CONFIRMED TRUMPS VP
fag camera man needs to clear the cum outta his throat from the Hillary rally
>>68496341
Glorious.
Good work anon
>>68496271
Treeking is future United States Secretary of Agriculture
Does anyone have that picture of him on a couch?
>>68496309
>Caring about muh 1080p
720 is fine if you're not a complete autist
>>68496332
Stay mad wagecuck, jajajaja :^)
>Dronefag fails to deliver
>This new camera guy sucks
Why did all go so wrong so fast?
>>68496482
>>68496481
Minister of Housing
>>68496341
SAVED
ty **left10**
v/5 a/10
>>68496507
>720 is fine if you're not a complete autist
t. YIFY and VLC fanboy
Who is the current camera guy? What is his twitter?
>>68496520
>>68496341
GLORIOUS
fucking 2am here anons, I've gotta sign off for the night... k-keep me posted
@FrankKOMO
POLICE BACK
>>68496520
Based Treeking
typical cop faggots
>speeding for no reason
HE GOT UP
>>68496587
Sakurako-chan is so cute. I want to hold her.
WOOP
HE WAKES!
TAKE MORNING SHIT!
>>68495817
You're fired.
>>68496341
that's some kino right there, senpai
NOW WOULD LIterALLY BE PERFECT TIME TO DELIVER SMOKES
>>68496717
Nah he's getting comfy
>>68496724
excellent taste, Hans
Brat is best girl
Get Treeking his smokes dronebro
I'm fucking convinced that it's Shia leboof or whatever his name is.
Is Treeking in a sexual relationship with the tree?
He's taking a shit now
TAKING A DUCE
HE'S TAKING A SHIT
hes taking a shit
>>68496906
nah
TREESHIT INCOMING
DESIGNATED
>>68496746
HE DID IT
SHITTTINGGGGGGGGGGG PUSSY ZOOM IN
DESIGNATED
Zoom back in KOMO faggot.
designated shitting yew
Treeking pooping!
>>68496962
SHITTING
>I might have to zoom out here
YOU FUCKING TWAT
This is amazing.
dat ass
>>68496854
This is the kind of girl I'd like to watch blossom.
fuck, he's up to something
TWEET THE CAMERA MAN HE'S A FAGGOT
the gift that keeps on giving
I DEMAND A GIF OF THE TREE KING'S FECAL OFFERING
Even on the stream with the shit audio quality, you can hear the sounds of muffled bums screaming in the background.
>>68496993
TREE
Cameraman is a cuck
>>68497042
Yeah he's a faggot for NOT wanting to see another man shit out of a tree.
Idiot.
Whats the camera man's twitter?
WTF IS HE SAYIONG ON THE PhonE
whats the green dot in the sky?
>get up
>stares directly at the camera for a few seconds
>turns around, drops his pants, and starts shitting
this fucking guy
So uhhh.. Is he doing anything illegal? Is it illegal to climb a tree now? At the very most the pinecone throwing seems like a petty crime, and who says he is throwing pine cones AT people, he could just be throwing pine cones, not his fault if people are in the way. Live and let live I say. He has a right, no, a DUTY to be up there
>>68497096
>I'm a cameraman.
>I better not film that.
Fuck outta here.
>>68497042
what's his twitter
shit on them all based TREEKING
>>68497096
dude how will we get our epic memes without some sort of substantial material?
>>68497096
how often do you get to see a man shitting out of a tree tho?
>HIS PANTS ARE DOWN OVER
is he mooning you, confirm?
>YOU CAN TELL IT COULD END UP ON TV
roger that over and out
>Gifts from the Treeking
>Convenient censoring from branches
>Fag camera man fagging it up anyway
>Getting fired anway
LOW ENERGY CAMERA MAN
