KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>Treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>Treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>Treekings wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
TREELORD SPEAKS
WHAT IS HIS GOSPEL?
why treeking poops so much?
1st for bernie
What is TreeKing yelling about?
The tree is shaking what if a wind storm happens
he's launching an epic tirade against his ex employers
Im so happy I decided to go to bed 10 hours ago when this started instead of staying up
>>68497712
Anyone know what Treeking has decreed upon his subjects?
>>68497712
>>68497771
GIVE BACKPACK
PRISON RAPE
>>68497802
TREE KING DOES NOT WANT TO COME DOWN
TREE KING WISHES FOR HIS BACKPACK
TREE KING FEARS THE FUCKING OF THE ASS
TREE KING HAS SPOKEN
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
I gotta say his beard is pretty sweet tho. It's probably what gives him license to get away with all this. No PD or FD would chop down a tree with a guy with that epic of a beard in it
>>68497778
TREE KING NEED NOT WIND TO PLUNGE TO HIS DEATH
>Phone rings
"Uh Oh"
More from the No Fun Aloud FCC
The hype is dying, something better happen soon...
another phone call...is the camera man in trouble again
His bag
>>68497952
This producer faggot is pissing me off.
kike producers don't want the tree king to start yelling about israel
fuck you gook camerafag I dont want to hear you at all, not you exclusively
>>68497952
Yup, no more crazy rant audio from tree king.
We need periscope bro back.
Any idea of motives?
Has he said anything at all the even begins to identify a reason for his actions?
How long has this been going on for?
>a man sitting in a tree is more entertaining than anything on tv
>>68497952
>>68498003
Producer faggot is silencing the Tree King.
It's now just Jerky Thomas
PERISCOPE STREAM IS BACK
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
Shit now we can't hear TreeKing
anyone got another periscope?
How feasible would it be to order a pizza for him, and have it delivered via drone?
>>68498003
he just seems unprofessional but i dunno i think its kinda funny
>>68498083
Well what does 36 mean?
>>68498109
THANK FUCK
BASED PERISCOPEBRO
HOBO BANTS AGAIN
TREEKING CONFIRMED
>>68498151
How many died in Brussels?
>>68498109
>raspy hobo negotiator still going
this guy should be hired by the police
>>68498151
Or is it 3 6?
There were 3 bombs yesterday
>>68498259
0 TREEKINGS
>>68498259
At one point he shouted
>The secret is... 36
>>68498269
>Come down you faggot.
>We know you're cold.
So let me get this straight. A dude climbed a tree and the city shit its pants and called in police and everything?
Since when is climbing a tree a huge offence? Only in America...
>>68498259
This nigger bantz on periscope.
>>68498151
ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>68498368
suicide attempt?
The niggerz are gonna try and protect him lmao
>>68498151
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/23/brussels-bombings-first-victims-named-as-stories-of-survival-emerge
The first confirmed death was Peruvian Adelma Tapia Ruiz aged 36
>>68498408
OH SHIT
H
S
H
I
T
>>68498452
Feels batman.jpg
>treeking is probably watching a stream of himself
>>68497621
I live a few hours away and I don't work today or tomorrow
I have a mind to drive down there and ask Tree King for his wisdom, and to maybe diliver unto him gifts
Tree King furiously pointing at something
>>68498121
but u gotta bring him smokes too
i live in Sioux City, IA. Later today I will climb a tree and see if it causes a big scene. No threats, no statements, no suicide shit. Just climb a fucking tree and see if they swarm me.
I just identified the hobo
anyone recording the entire thing?
>>68498408
He isn't one. Or perhaps the world is ending.
>>68498642
We should all climb a tree, and learn from the wisdom of tree king
Who's this raspy voiced alpha on the periscope stream?
does anyone know what his purpose is? is he just mentally ill or someshit
>>68498735
i will unironically climb a tree tomorrow
This hobo is redpilled as fuck
>>68498664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44d8rqeirl0
>>68498781
he's going for the world record
Tree King is losing it
>>68498780
Literally a random hobo off the streets of Seattle.
I like to think his name is Happy Jim.
>>68498823
>over 700 days
lol
>>68498823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Butterfly_Hill
738 days
good luck treeking
What is he saying?
>>68497621
The day has come where I can see
That this world is not for me
Now I've ascended up a Tree
So that this world I may flee
Though I might not ever prevail
Though I may fall or I may fail
Though my ascent may not avail
My heart believes no soul will assail
My kingdom in the Tree
>>68498954
I'd let her sit on my tree, if you catch my drift.
>>68497621
>>68498972
Uncharitable things
>>68499090
thank you, tree king will be pleased
>>68498954
>>68498893
>“ An hour and a half after reaching the base of the tree, we got the last of the provisions up. By then it was midnight. Finally, I was able to put on the harness and ascend Luna. It seemed an exhausting eternity before I reached the top. When I finally got there, I untangled myself from the harness and looked around for a place to collapse.[8] ”
>Hill lived on two 6-by-6-foot (1.8 by 1.8 m) platforms for 738 days.
no one can fuck with the tree king's NATTY record
NO NOTHING JUST HOBO MAGIC AND SHITS
God dammit, I've missed most of this. Please tell me I can see the recording of this stream somewhere later?
Why does he climb the tree?
What does he know that we do not?
>>68499199
not much to see, highlights are the 2 dumps he took and yelling about israel and the stream literally getting called by the boss to shut it down
is the street shutdown? Could his backpack possibly be a bomb?
... so many unknowns
>>68499245
It really brings new meaning to the expression "go climb a tree."
>>68499199
All sixteen hours? Tree King isn't playing around.
welp, making a break for it
>>68499197
180 feet
vs
Tree Kings throne around 70-80 feet.
One year would suffice.
Good night Treeking. I will hopefully see you tomorrow.
>>68499271
I'd pay to see that rather than paying for tv.
>>68499360
He's been up there for... 16 hours? I like him even more.
Is there video of him taking a shit?
>>68499678
Raspy is trying to preach the ways of TreeKing.
>>68499678
Two different times, wemb's for each. Some here has both
This is getting out of hand tbqh.
why is there a goat on the street??
These are the worst crisis negotiators ever, except maybe that screaming bitch earlier.
>>68499767
It's just getting started.
CODAAAY
what's this faggot's twitter?
What a beautiful dialog.
reminder that this happened as well
>>68499914
CODAYYYYYYYYYYY
AY
THEY WONT LET ME TALK TO YOU BRO
EY
JUST HOP THE TAPE NIGGA
DO IT
GO SAVE YA TREE KING HOMIE
Cody's bro sound like he wanna go climb dat tree and snuggle a dude
AIRRR
>>68499997
AAAYYY
AAAYYY
CCCCOOOOODDDAAAYYYY
CCCOOODDDDAAAYYY
THEY WONT LET ME TALK TO YOU BRUH
THEY WONT LET ME TALK TO YOU DO BRUH
>>68500092
Treeking just wants a friend...
officer is cucking his friend from climbing the tree what the FUCK
I live in Bremerton and I have no friends. Treeking is closer to a friend than most
CCCOOODDDAAAYYY
DER SOME PUSSIES OUT HERE
>>68500324
Ha what's up nigger? I live in Shelton.
AAAAIIIRR
CODAAAY
COOODAAAAYY
AIRRR
AIR
>>68500088
I'm not black enough to get this reference. Why's he keep yelling Air?
>>68500324
>>68500390
I'm on the KP myself
>>68500465
Tree king is actually the God of Air
>>68500465
i'm not even close to black, so not sure either lol
>>68500465
hes saying
AYY
>>68500532
Like a real life airbender?
>AY BRO THERE'S SOME PUSSIES DOWN HERE
holy fuck lmao
>>68500512
Love KP! So many weed shops. I just moved out here and it's cool as shit.
>Finally gets to sleep
Here guy have a spotlight.
Seattle PD at its finest. They are trying to kill him. Seattle bros, you have to stop this! Treeking needs your help!
Treeking proves that society is so rigidly normalized and so utterly domesticated that it takes one man on top of a tree to hold so many people in idiotic confusion.
ALL HAIL TREEKING
The tree king is world famous already
Someone needs to get on one of them rooftops and get him a burger and coffee.
Based trache bro with the raspy bantz
I thought it was in the woods
>in the middle of a city
kek.
Welp I gotta header.
Sleep tight, Tree King.
>>68501018
Middle of the second busiest corner in downtown Seattle.
i've been watching a guy sit in a tree for over 12 hours wtf am i doing
>>68501368
same thing 250 other /pol/acks are doing
>>68501368
Witnessing an event happening.
stream not working for me
>tfw have to go to work in 10 min
>>68497621
Are we witnessing the power of meme magic?
>>68500390
shelton is a depressing place, had to pay a ticket there
He said he wants to come down but he doesnt want to go to jail
>>68500567
Belfair has an incredibly disproportionate amount of shops. i buy my edibles from across the base in brem
>>68501368
>>68501440
>>68501455
you're being quarantined / distracted from making / disseminating memes that could potentially have blown up the brussels crisis
Are you telling me that I stayed up until midnight, and just woke up now, and this ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN is still in the fucking tree?
>>68500512
It's full of rude people, aint it?
>>68501756
I'm an American I dont give a shit
>>68501756
Aussie complaining about shitposting?
>>68501681
I live out on the water about 20 minutes from town and grow weed for a living. I agree Shelton is a shithole but it's sick out here.
>>68501806
>would rather watch a man sit in a tree for 12 hours than troll progressive wankers
soft
>>68501742
Fuckin' nice Bro! I love Belfair
>>68501756
Who cares about that. Paris didn't do anything, Brussels and the next attack in the EU won't matter.
I mean, yesterday I thought "Haha, this is funny, but he's gonna have to come down when he's ready to sleep" but NOPE, he just slept in the fucking tree all night.
>>68501803
desu, I don't leave the house much. Gig Harbor can have some cunts, but I've never encountered a large quantity of rude people there. I live in the more unincorporated area and it's pretty chill out here.
>>68501944
He built a fucking nest
>>68501756
>could potentially have blown up the brussels crisis
Someone already did.
>>68501891
That sounds great, It's awesome if you know ppl. I just moved here and ppl here are without question the worst drivers, and the worst manners
>>68498295
dude weed
>>68501919
We've given up on Europe. Treeking is better than Europe anyway.
>>68501966
There's so many unincorpated places here, its actually kinda shocking. Gig Harbor is full of pricks, just like Bainbridge
>>68502019
Yeah I moved out here from Seattle to get away from these nu-male faggots in this periscope feed. It's an adjustment as everyone out here is dumb as fuck and wears camo. But everyone is nice and I'm making a fortune in the weed game. I just wish the women were better looking but I'm only like 20 minutes from the Bremerton Ferry.
>>68502015
What if this is for real his new permanent house now, and we're all just being creepers gawking at a man in his dwelling for no reason? It's not illegal to climb trees. We should be ashamed for nosily prying in on this dude just having a chill in his nest
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68501937
Belfair is full of homeless crackheads. other than that, the taco bell has shut down traffic
>>68502017
kek
>>68502100
Bainbridge is a bunch of faggots but thats where all the richest of the richest and old money is.
>>68502139
but it is illegal to fuck up a historical tree, throw shit at cops, and shit in public.
For how much has he been up there ?
FUCK Komo stream ded
>>68502139
He could be the urban version of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Butterfly_Hill
Unlikely though, Seattle PD won't let people give him water/food
>>68502226
going on 13
>>68502171
That one bar there is like the only bar open until 2 am within a hour of my house. It's so fucking sad it's comical.
>>68502207
That shit is funny. Historical because it's the one we didn't kill in our city.
>>68499716
POO IN YEW
>>68502195
when I first moved here, I would drive to places I hadn't been, to explore. I wound up on bainbridge, able to see the Seattle front from the coast, and the people walking there were incredibly rude, after explaining that i was just touring and not a criminal for the 5th time, decided to leave. Stuck up fucks
>>68502271
Caseys? or the one across the street
>>68502261
Holy shit,top kek
>>68502353
Haha yeah Caseys. The bartenders are hot as shit but oh man, shit is depressing after dark.
>>68500324
360 represent
>KOMO stream dead
>Periscope stream full of normies and cringe beta males
Well, time to go to bed I guess. I hope it's still going on when I wake up.
>>68502131
This area has a huge military presence, obv, but it's the attitude from locals that gets me.
stream back
>>68502397
Thats cause they have fucking methheads roaming
>>68502418
Komo stream is back dawg
feed is back up
>>68502418
back up
>>68502261
Actually more like 16 hours. Didn't he get up here around 11 am? If so, it's nearly 4 am now.
>>68502436
What do you mean Anon? Aside from the meth heads I know virtually nothing about what's up out here.
>this commentary
What a faggot. Why are all journalists such faggots?
>>68497621
didn't the same thing happen in NY central park some years ago?
I was just at the tree and he was yelling something about his bag being stolen then a drunk dude crossed police tape a d tried to talk him down
This is literally just a social event to these normies.
>I got so many random numbers tonight. Took so many selfies.
>>68502507
Dude totally, I actually carry a gat now because that shit is so common out here. Like two my neighbors got robbed on my street in the last month.
>>68502397
>>68502436
/pol/meet up at Bremerton sharies?
Guess what's trending the most?
STILL KING
>>68502635
Ha I would Anon but I'm high as fuck and I want to watch TreeKing go splat.
>>68502414
>>68502397
>>68502131
I'm just shellshocked on how fucked up washington is. I don't even live in Seattle, and the liberalism, in a military town, is fucking ridiculous. I've already had my car jacked, almost fought random strangers over nothing. Luckily, its easy to get a conceal here
> tfw work 90 minutes from know
> tfw this whole thing was a waste
> tfw I could have had a full nights rest but instead puled an all nighter waiting for some west coast hipster to kill himself
I should just go Postal and Climb a big tree downtown
>>68502679
Same desu
ALL STREAMS ARE BACK!
>>68502697
DO IT
>>68502697
Do it. Let's all climb trees across the world
>>68502635
Why? its so fucking late, whats the point
>>68502692
True that man, I got in so many street fights in Seattle and the social justice faggots ran me off. My goal is make a fortune on the weed game and then make the fuck out of the state.
>Heavy Snow has developed ... Snowfall rates of 2 to 3 inches per hour will be possible with the heaviest snow Through the morning hours ... Snow accumulations: 6 to 14 inches ...
comfy reporting in
>>68502697
Shit same. Debating even going, I can pull the sick card but I've done it too much already but I'm really edging for this dude to roll out and fall
>>68502809
Shut up faggot, I can walk outside and see that it aint fucking snowing
>>68502799
Idk man it's spring break and sharies has the best drunk munchin food.
periscope is getting fucking gay
FUCK THE POLICE
Tree king disapproves.
Why am I still watching this?
>>68502966
This is Seattle Ruskie bro, they're all like that.
>>68502697
The funny thing is, tree king is sleeping and comfy like it's all no big deal, while the rest of us are sitting on the edge of our seats and all worked up, stressed out, and missing sleep over this. To him it seems just a normal day at the office. oO
>>68502966
>getting
>>68502898
Oh Sheri's. Yeah never been. Seemed like a denny's so w/e. I thought you meant the fucking ferries lol
he is throwing projectiles
>>68502997
>HowGalul
W-what's it mean brahs?
Who else is buying the coat ?
>>68502809
I wish
>>68502996
Treeking looks an awful lot like young Charles Manson.
He's posing for pictures on purpose now.
I just made my pilgrimage to the Tree King
He lives about 4 blocks away
... could he be Jesus? After all, he could have descended onto the tree, from the heavens above?
>>68503132
were you one of those faggy numales?
>>68503036
Lol yeah it's essentially a dennys clone. Sorry, on my phone so I didn't spell it sheri's.
Holy shit the MADMAN is still up there, why didn't they just give him the backpack
The TREEKING is displeased with our presence.
omfg that fucking virus joke.
what is he saying??
>I had a cold last year
>that went viral
>>68503275
>>68503289
>>68503280
I think I heard him mention something about them being the devil and that they should pray to God. But I could be wrong.
>>68503340
nothing amuses you Hanz
>>68503289
>>68503289
I hear ya gigglin
>>68503235
no worries pol bro. Im a regular fucking lurker here, and im semibased in real life. If you see someone commenting on WA stuff, more likely than not, its me. But I have to pass out for work, maybe sometime eh?
>>68503192
I was surrounded by degeneracy... the homeless, the sick, the deranged and the twisted. Some of them wanted to see him fall, others lied to him about the women and booze so that he would come down.
But he will never come down to our level, for we are all sinful.
Periscope is getting cringe
this faggot on periscope convinces me seattle needs to bombed.
Someone draw a pepe sitting in that tree.
>be me
>should in class or doing university stuff
>instead watching guy on a tree on the opposite side of world
What has my life become
I'm finally going to bed now. I'm gonna be pissed if this ends before I wake up
>Tfw eating breakfast sandwiches and drinking orange juice.
God damn I feel so comfy.
>>68497621
Treeking treeking do not answer
Loud AZN bro and RaspyBro are back
AAAAY
AH YEW A RAKE ?
>>68503349
What stream are you watching? I only hear a guy speaking about his tv show I think...
>>68503382
For sure WAbro
>>68503517
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
Where's the Treeking illuminati card?
>>68503517
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
audio feed of what's happening on the street
>>68503517
The Komonews one. That's why I'm not completely sure if it's what he said, because of this faggot journalist making flu puns.
>person in charge of filming an event
>think this gives them the authority to ramble on about whatever random fucking thoughts they have
why?
>>68503552
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
thanks.
>>68503510
AH LOVE YEW!! Y'WANNA SHIGRETTE!?
Anyone else feel like this is some sort of premonition? Im scared.
Can someone draw a pepe over him?
Treeking
LadderBro
DroneBro
RaspyBro
LoudAznBro
Phoenix Jones
Da Police
What other char2
TreeKing is speaking
>treeking gain followers
>years later become king of Seattle
>Seattle become independant and the area become the Seattle forest
>treeking and his followers become the wild walkers/elfs IRL
