http://komonews.com/live/event
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
-
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>current status: CLIMBING DOWN?
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>DRONE GUY
>>68499115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIP3tmlzmTQ
you're a rockstar senpai
Pheonix Jones is a fucking nigger faggot fake.
UP IN THE SKY
FOR YOU AND FOR I
THE KING OF HIS TREE
FOR YOU AND FOR ME
LONG LIVE TREEKING
don't forget to add "shitting" to the synopsis list
HE SAID PEPE THE FROG
HE SAID IT
THE MADMAN
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
>>68499115
Post Treeking appropriate music
>>68499174
FUCK OFF CARLOS! You damned spic!
MR. MILLER COME DOWN DAWG!
Better live audio
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
>FOR NIGGERS JUST JOININ
BEST STREAM FOR AUDIO: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
BEST STREAM FOR PICTURE QUALITY: http://komonews.com/live/event
THROW FIRST ONE ON FOR AUDIO, MUTE THE SECOND AND USE IT FOR PICTURE
>>68499115
>treeking begins further construction
>fights off police/phoenix jones with wizard staff
>treeking becomes popular and gains followers
>followers sneak water&supplies to treeking from land and air
>treeking endorses Donald Trump for president
>Donald Trump elected, pardons treeking
>authorities and media leave treeking alone
>lives there and is now a national attraction
>people from across the world visit Seattle just to see the only living saint known as treeking
> treeking forever celebrated
>>68499393
>>68499385
Good night tree king
>>68499343
dis for best viewing experience
>pussy
>coffee
>warmth
Tree Kings Wants For Nothing
>TREEKING 2016
>you want coffee?
>Cigarettes?
>pussy?
>>68499385
>>68499393
"Good night tree king"-mind
this hobo is so based, I wish the camera would show him
>>68499230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E
>>68499467
ikr they even have signs
I got something for you guys!
Thanks!
Seattle reporting in!
>>68499467
komo is locked on
it is HAPPENING
kek
"When everyone cussed out Pheonix Jones"
Thank god Seattle, you're not as dumb as I thought.
>>68499385
>>68499393
>>68499427
>>68499462
mfw i created both of these
mfw i have no face
god damn it, i cant pull myself away from this
i want to go and play vidya, but i dont want to miss any of the tree king
is this how normies view reality tv or something?
>>68499230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAes-ULSG70
>>68499230
https://youtu.be/2bosouX_d8Y
>>68499115
>So far he has refused to come down and has thrown an apple at medics. The man, with a long beard and wool cap, was also seen tossing small branches, orange peels, pine cones and other materials at rescuers and claimed to be armed with a knife, Seattle Police said. He later requested a pack of Camel Crush cigarettes.
I haven't browsed /pol/ since earlier today and I missed all this. We truly live in the age of memetic happenings.
>>68499211
Checked
>>68499115
>qWZJm
>seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
>backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
>-
thanks for the background
>>68499608
>fallout 4 robit DLC came out today
>haven't even booted up the game
Looks like hes wiping his shit off of the branch from earlier.
TreeKing looks like he's coming down hard from whatever tweak he was on.
the tree is getting roughed up
IF YOU ARE IN SEATTLE AND HAVE A DRONE
YOU NEED TO FLY THIS MAN A BURGER SMOKES AND A DRINK ASAP
DO IT FOR THIS HERO WE DONT DESERVE
>>68499765
Isn't dronebro supposed to be on his way back from buying smokes and shit?
>>68499653
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
>>68499653
did you miss dronebro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ&list=FLNjWPMiNfQFiTkkeNKoi2vg&index=1
>>68499806
The cops got him.
I'm predicting TreeKing will fall in the next few minutes. My dubs prove this.
Part of me wants to see him fall
>>68499797
>watch him on stream for a few hours last night
>really want to see what happens but falling asleep
>wake up this morning
>he's still fucking up there
What a guy. Are people really that powerless to do anything about him?
Will he last another 3 hours? I have a psychology test to do
>we all agree we want him off of the tree
yah, nah
What is this dumb bitch talking about? A person can go a week without food
>>68499842
I thought they got some BB gun faggot?
>>68499853
I want to hear the reaction of the people on Periscope.
>>68499842
no they didn't that was some faggot waving a bb gun around
Well TreeKing is responding to the name Cody.
>>68499797
HIS NAME IS CODY, HE SAYS THE COPS WONT LET HIM DOWN AND WILL ARREST HIM
>Random nog hobo is doing a better job negotiating than the cops.
"No i'm not OK"
:(
He wants to come down, he's afraid to get arrested I think.
Some hobo named Sleepy seems to be getting through to TreeKing
What is the inevitable outcome of this?
Will treeguy actually get some help or will the police fuck him up real good?
jesus, Suge Knight is being a better negotiator than police
>>68499975
Not really.
If all these people had left and stopped giving him attention he would have come down on his own.
that nigger is such a pussy just break the tape wtf are they dumbfounded by a yellow tape
DO IT NIGGER
>>68500018
He'll get arrested and spend a couple months in jail.
are all the seattle hobos such bros?
lol nigger about to run the barricade
CODAAYY
>>68500018
best case scenario he gets slapped with a parole and a fine
more than likely he's going to get a few months in jail
>>68499836
fooken kek m8
ahh
Why the fuck won't the police let Shouting Nigger and Raspy Hobo go talk to him? What a bunch of faggots. At least they're trying to negotiate unlike the police who's got their thumbs up their asses.
what happens if he needs to sleep?
I think the hobo has some kind of magic voice. He seems to be able to speak to the Treeking with a normal speaking voice and the Treeking responds to him. Everyone else has to yell. It's fucking weird.
* CODY THE TREEKING * NEVER FORGET
>>68500018
It's in burgerland so he will probably be forced into psych ward, then when he can't pay for further treatment he will be back on the streets in a couple months.
>>68500067
Yeah the homeless are pretty cool in Seattle. It's a socialist hellhole but the homeless dudes are base and cool as fuck.
>>68499870
People can't really win when it comes to him
>try to grab and "save" him
>he jumps as they're getting close
>try to sneak up on him as he sleeps and grab him
>he wakes up and bashes people with his wizard staff
>shoot/beanbag/tranq him
>he falls and SPD gets negative press for killing someone
>Macys also gets negative press as "that store the guy got shot out of a tree at"
>they try and give him food
>he won't come down if cops are around
>if they chuck it in the tree he has no reason to come down and will stay up there forever
It really is all up to Treeking
>>68499975
>>68499999
>>68500023
that's usually how it is
cops and similar figures of authority truthfully have no idea how to really talk to anyone in a state of distress, all they care about is getting the job done and making sure they don't die
they don't care about the people
>>68499809
Underrated.
>>68500111
He made a comfy hammock for that purpose already
>>68499836
Apparently, yes.
So is the Treeking officially part of the /pol/ pantheon now? Or he is merely a demigod, perhaps the son of Kek and a mortal ? Is Kek like Zeus and fucking human bitches all the time?
This tree-climbing scenario raises difficult questions for me.
>>68500165
I think he might be referring to the nigger that is constantly yelling at him. Nobody could sleep through that.
HEY
PACHUKO
>>68500049
This
HAIL TREEKING
Nigger hobo chimping out at someone.
>>68500165
Have yet to see him stop moving around in it, if I were him I'd be too paranoid that the branches would shift or snap to sleep.
>>68500111
he just crafted "a full on fort, bear grylls style" kek
it was a busy half hour
>>68500223
It's a city street. Loud ass shit will be happening regardless if it's directed towards him.
cops being faggets
>cross the line, you go to jail
>No fun allowed
>>68500215
yes I do believe that treeking may possibly be a herculean figure of some kind
KEKULES
KING OF THE TREES
AYO COOODAY
themanintree.com
>Cross the line, you go to jail
>AYE CODY, THERE'S SOME PUSSY'S DOWN HERE
HAY
CODAY
>>68500353
>themanintree.com
>This website is temporarily unavailable, please try again later.
>Hopes, deleted
>>68500353
>themanintree.com
This website is temporarily unavailable, please try again later.
;_;
Nigger chimp out imminent.
>>68500284
You fucking leaf cuck again. He's structurally stable there. The swaying and the nagging thoughts of where you are and what situation your in can hamper sleep.
top kek
drone cuck got v&
>>68500427
manintree.com
>>68500400
>>68500427
Its
manintree.com
AYYYY
CODAYY
>>68500460
proofs?
WE
>Ayoo you good bro?
>Codaay
>Ayy
>>68500326
>>68500215
HE IS A DISCIPLE, THE FIRST RIDER OF KEK, FIRST KNOWN AS CODY, SOON TO BE KNOWN AS TREEKING BY ALL
PRAISE KEK
>>68500510
it was on the police radio, cuck. you're free to listen to it yourself.
watch komo he aint even listening to the stupid nigger.
I have to say this speaks volumes about /pol/, when a man climbing a tree pushes a significant terrorist attack on a major western city completely out of the spotlight.
These people need to fucking leave.
He's clearly not suicidal, he's not going to jump. He'd come down if everyone just left, that's why all the cops and firemen left, expect for the ones enforcing the yellow line.
>>68500559
vacaroo?
>>68500483
>manintree.com
nice
>full website for historical purposes when
>>68500460
>>68500510
He's posting on twitter tweeting at the cameraman as of three mintues ago, this guy is full of shit.
AAYYY YO
*yells at tree man*
CODAY
*crosses police line*
>>68499393
Good Night based Tree king
>>68500559
the guy that got arrested was someone brandishing a bb gun
>>68500606
what's his twitter?
>>68500588
Now it's up to him to make it to day break. Then up to anyone who can deliver him water and food
>>68500437
Explain to me how he is structurally secure when he has nothing to fasten the loose branches to the 2 main support branches. If he fell asleep and rolled the wrong way or stopped bracing against the upper branch with his arm they could slip free.
>>68500579
Is the terrorist attack ongoing? No?
What's that? We only have one continuous thread about this, as opposed to the many threads up about the terrorist attacks?
>>68500654
@thebeamlovesyou
>>68500715
TREE KING NEEDS NOT STRUCTURAL SECURITY
TREE KING NEEDS YOUR OBEDIENCE
>>68500288
he's tryna nap right now but the fuckin "AYY CODAY" nigger wont shut up
please let the treeking sleep
>>68500715
he had some rope that he used to tie branches together for a trapeze. When he was building it it certainly looked like he was trying some shit.
>>68500715
He's not getting more then microsleep for awhile now. That will hold for microsleeps.
Guy just said mayday?
They're going to start fucking with him because they're only a few hours from morning rush hour.
someone tell this gook fuck to stop clearing his throat and eating with an open mic.
AYO
CODAY
FUKKEN PIGS NIGGUH
AYY CODAY
FUCKIN PIGS DOG
Chimp out happening!!!
>This hobo describing the quadcopter
Raspy:
>Crazy gyro shit
>No plane can move like that
UFO DRONE CONFIRMED.
AYYY
CODAY
THESE FUCKIN PIGS WON'T LET ME COME TALK TO YOU BRO
>>68499115
is it a nigger ? they probably shot him out then
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
TANGO
ROMEO
ECHO
ECHO
EY
BRO NIGGUH CODAY
YOU IIGHT ?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGET
AYO CODAY BIX NOOD PIGS MUFUGGA
>>68499115
AYYY CODAYYY
>>68500902
>GYROS N SHIIET
>>68500925
Nah, Seattle Cops are like recess teachers.
FOR YOU
>>68500588
I don't even think the guy has any overly severe mental issues.
Seems like he just wanted to climb a tree, and got scared when a bunch of cops showed up and doesn't want to get arrested.
>>68500827
Majestic battle ready pepe
>>68499115
Holy fuck I was here last night
This retard is still in the tree?
>>68500992
they fuck you in the ass and beat you and make you swear not to tell anyone about what happened that day?
>> someone said his name is sam hyde
yessss
IT'S SAM FUCKING HYDE
this is the end of the line for me.
i cant keep waiting.
i have saved the shitting gif's tho
im going to go mad if i keep sitting here
How many countries watching this Amerifat in a tree?
Japan reporting in
SOMEONE JUST SAID HIS NAME WAS SAM HYDE, THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!
>his name is Sam Hyde
OH FUCK
>>68500999
>I don't even think the guy has any overly severe mental issues.
demonstrates bipolar symptoms and shits in public
>someone said his name was Sam Hyde?
fucking kek
>Somebody said his name was Sam Hyde
>>68500999
>No mental issue
>Throws shit and apples at people from 150ft tree
>>68500976
>It went up and down and side to side.
>No plane could move like that!
>>68501027
I have watched them beat homeless niggers before for no reason... so maybe?
Oyasuminasai /pol/
It was fun watching this with you.
Drone bro's twitter and YT where the footage will be uploaded shortly:
https://twitter.com/TheBeamLovesYou/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCReich_m5eOnenKjTMHnxFw/videos
>Someone thought Treeking is Sam Hyde
Oh fuck my sides
>>68501050
>>68501047
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU.
>>68501055
same desu senpai .. bedtime for me.
>>68501058
at its peak they said like, france, germany, bosnia... someone else will post the tweet im sure
>>68501088
chekd
>>68501083
>No mental issue
No overly severe mental issues. No more than the average hobo.
>>68500999
kek wills his messenger
"Where did you sleep last night"
"In the pines"
Is this guy wearing an ATI jacket? what the kek?
Why is periscope so shitty, no volume controls or pause button wtf.
all these numales
>>68501229
muh minimalism. get with the times, gramps.
"Light-skinned black" are you fucking with me? That's called "white"
>>68501232
yeah welcome to Seattle
>>68501096
Seattle PD are pretty based as long as you aren't retarded.
My friend used to live off aurora and 85th and there were always junkies hookers and bums getting fucked with and all kinds of sketchy shit going down. Regularly had to call the fuzz out because of crazy hookers and pimps and shit.
They're too busy with the scumbags and hippies to fuck with anyone else.
>>68501232
Seattle the numale factory.
What do the hearts on periscope mean?
he manages wood skis in montanna
Tree King getting legit micro sleep now. Sleep tight Tree King.
Waking up very so do to micro sleep and business day starting.
>>68501058
Auspakistan here
>>68501226
where the sun don't ever shine i would shiver the whole night through
>>68501276
True now they are. I used to work on Aurora and Capitol Hill and they mellowed the fuck out after Obama got elected.
>>68501285
they're le upboats
Fuck I've been up so long, my eyes hurt. I tried, bros. It's been a great happening. See you in the morning.
>treeking gain soon follower
>after some years Seattle become independant
>the town know as Seattle become the Seattle forest
>treeking and his followers become the irl wild walkers
in the pines in the pines were the sun don't ever shine I would shit down on the cops all night long
>>68501019
>This retard is still in the tree?
no, ur mum is at home
Did the herd of numales following the sole female scare off the hobo and AYY COWDY?
>>68501332
>>68501226
>"little girl little girl dont lie to me tell me where did you sleep last night "
What did she mean by this?
>>68501399
jej
>>68501369
Trump and Treeking rule the realm in peace...
Shit`s to draw attention from belgium.
Sleep high tree guy
>>68501429
No those two went to the alleyway for a smoke break
this is literally the beta uprising
>>68501399
Sleepy time dawn thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MkfTYPmLlA
>>68501484
confirmed for Mossad false flag op
>>68501340
I heard about this a few months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLII8z1wjKc
SPD do not fuck around. Found this on a bench in capitol hill by the park. lol'd
Any fellow Seattle bros know if treeking is blocking off businesses?
>>68501554
>yfw Treeking is posting on /r9k/ at this moment
HE'S
STILL
FUCKING
GOING
Let's just hope ISIS doesn't bomb his tree.
These faggots on periscope on the literal reason I moved out of Seattle two years ago.
I think I'm starting to see things from being so tired, the tree looks like it's cell shaded and in a video game to me.
>>68501559
glade to see nogs can appreciate nirvana songs
>IM A VIRGIN XDDD
>>68501633
They keep talking about it. So enough to make them continue.
>>68501594
The cops aren't letting anyone into that block but most of the businesses like Macy's probably have more than once entrance.
>>68501576
Yeah they were really hardcore when I was a teenager. I watched them beat the fuck out of homeless people a couple times. I'm talking Rodney King five cops with night sticks wailing on a homeless nigger. But once Obama won, they're so scared to do police work now it's comical.
>this fag on periscope
Is all of Seattle like this?
>>68501466
updated the pantheon
am i doin it right?
>>68501594
Yeah he's shutting down a couple blocks in the busiest part of downtown.
FUCKING NORMIES RUINING TREEKING
LEAVEEEEEE
>>68501697
Ah okay then.
>>68501634
Welcome to hallucination town, Canada.
All these nu-males are making me want to shut this stream off. I hope the homeless nigs come back soon.
This mans dedication ..is he single?
it looks like it gets cold and windy for treeking
is he sleeping now? what the fuck is going on?
"MEME MAGIC IS REAL"
>>68501760
>youtried.jpg
This is not a tree that is a king. This nigga right here is the king of trees
>meme magic is real
HIDE YOUR POWER LEVEL FAGGOT
>>68501716
Yeah they seem to wait for a pretty good reason to break out the brutality these days.
Which is why it's always been so funny to call em to wrangle tweekers and whores and whatnot.
TANGO
ROMEO
ECHO
ECHO
>>68501851
Looks like he's trying but some dumb nigger keeps yelling nonsense at him.
Whats the best stream link? I didnt hear him say Meme magic is real. Where is that feed?
>fall asleep
>wake up
>he's still in the fucking tree
>>68501576
holy shit those cops are fucking animals mag dumping a car they can't even see anyone in. They are the real criminals forcing someone into acting out of character then executing them.
>>68501983
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
>>68501993
best feel, woke up a few hours ago myself. Glad to see he's still up there
>>68501939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
>>68502046
YEAHHHHH
Please don't come down while I sleep treeking
OH WISE TREE KING, WILL I GET A GF?
>>68502046
AYY COH-DAY!
>>68502035
They are. I forget the story but I think it was a carjacking or the car was stolen and I think he had a gun.
WE LOVE YOU TREEMAN!!!!
how long has he been up there in total?
>>68502193
Almost 15 or 16 hours now
Good stream is dead?
Fucking normies ruin everything
WOO
SELFIE TIME WITH THE TREE MAN!!!
>>68501070
when you gotta go, you gotta go
it's like you've never even seen jurassic park
you don't pick your moment, it picks you
Selfie time famssss XDDDDDD
>>68502251
It's coming back in a bit, switching crews.
finally the stupid woman is leaving
Seattle: When the one reasonably attractive bitch leaves, about ten nu-male faggots go chasing after her.
>>68502193
I count 16.5 hours. Pretty sure I heard he got up there at 11:00AM. It's now 3:38AM.
>If I made a mistake my bad, I've been up too long following treeman
i want a livestream of the cleanup crew wiping literal shit off branches and pavement.
>young bull
gross please stahp the cringee
No fucking way. He's still up there?
I've stayed up an hour and a half too late watching this shit. cyu niggas
