KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>current status: CLIMBING DOWN?
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>DRONE ANON INCOMING
wrong bread
>>68493211
go there
HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68493266
Es passiert es passiert!!!
FLY CLOSER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
dronebro you're a fucking god
D R O N E S
DRONE SIGHTED
DRONE CONFIRMED
TREE KING DO NOT RESPOND
oh my god oh my god oh my god
HOLY SHIT THE CAMERA IS ON THE DRONE
DRONE IS VISIBLE ON KOMO FEED
CAMERA IS ON DRONE
HOLY FUCK BASED DRONEMAN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT.
This is literally the greatest thing ever.
>>68493266
Dronebro, are you flying it out to him? What are you sending him?
What if treeking doesn't like the drone? Do we stone dronebro for harassing our lord and savior?
Missiles launching in 3...2....
>>68493517
NOT ME
WHAT HAPPENED WITH DRONE?
IT'S JUST POINTED AT TREEKING AGAIN
>>68493569
WAIT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE MULTIPLE DRONES IN THE AIR OVER TREE KING?
IS ONE OF THEM THE COPS' DRONE?\
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Dronebro, bring him some paracord and a knife so he can build more shit.
>>68493569
well, whoever. He posted at some point
DRONE BATTLE OVER THE KING! 4CHAN V COPS
Man that drone is taking a long-ass time
>>68493569
/pol/ 1sr Airborne Division
>WITNESSED
>I
>T
>N
>E
>S
>S
>E
>D
WHAT IS ON THE DRONE? CIGS?
Holy shit I'm never going to get any sleep with all these happenings going on
>>68493930
You're doing God's work
Is dronedude gonna help by giving him ciggies or is he trying to be an asshole?
>>68493930
GET HIS ATTENTION
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
COPS HAPPENING
>>68494059
Someone post new thread on /b/
HOLY SHIT HERE HE COMES
/pol/ FORCE ONE on scene. Holy shit!
>>68493978
DRONE BRO UPDATED
SUPPLY HIM< DOES HE NEED WATER??
I dont see any package on the drone
DRONE MAGIC
R
O
N
E
M
A
G
I
C
HOLY SHIT DRONE IS CLOSING IN ON HIM
Posting in a series of truly extraordinary threads
Honestly haven't had this much fun since Boston, Dorner, and Modesto AKA shooter Jimmy Russels
DRONE ADVANCING ON TREEKINGS POSITION
it aborted...
>>68494191
Obviously, there's no means of dropping it. You'd have to trust the guy to release it back into the air, and those things are pretty expensive.
This is the shit I still come to 4chan for
>>68494251
kinda pointless to just fly over him without either getting him supplies or ram him
>>68494322
>not give supplies and false hope before ramming
>>68494322
this. I was hoping to see a carton of cigs dangling from a wire.
>>68494322
dude should just tie a string with pack of smokes attached. When he pulls the string, have it break off
Treeking has made a nest of Freedom in the Tree of America!
EAGLE OF MAGA
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What is the treekings goal?
guy on sidewalk has a gun getting aggressive
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
give him smokes!
>give him smokes!
UPDATE FROM DRONEBRO'S GROUND CREW.
Drone was purchased with college loan money.
Literally didn't have enough money for smokes.
Dronebro makes shitty financial decisions.
This is not fucking politics.
There is a war happening in Europe, stop allowing yourself to be distracted.
>a fucking bb gun
>>68494474
where the fuck is dronebro 1? is this friend even streaming?
>>68494459
to be in the tree
>>68494560
if you spoke to anyone watching him im sure you will find someone willing to offer a pack for justice. come on man, don't chicken out
>>68494563
Go away Fawad.
CODY
O
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Y
>>68494560
disappoint it could have been epic
>>68494455
having a string freeblowing is a good way to jam your shit
UPDATE FROM DRONEBRO'S GROUND CREW
VIDEO WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT.
VIDEO WILL BE POSTED 2NITE!!!
>>68494560
He delivered, that is more than enough.
A sign with 4chan or /pol/ would be nice so reddit can't claim they did this.
>>68494560
Tell dronebro he has disappointed an entire 4chan thread
>>68494560
where are these updates being shared?
CODY PULLING CHICKS LIKE A MOFO
guys we can here the guys friends/family/whoever in the periscope
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
He is the First Horseman of Kek
Herald of The Ultimate Happening
>>68494697
C'mon, man. No signs.
If anything plaster Ebaumsworld on the thing. Traditions are important.
>>68494563
fuck off no one gives a shit
come to my arms lmao make a run for it!!!!!!!
holy shit this is getting funny on the ground
>>68494701
It'd be difficult to execute this operation, itd be easier for someone to just throw them up there.
TREEKING 2016
ALL HAIL
Does anybody know of a big tree in London I can become king of? What if we all just started doing this at once?
>>68494563
How dare you dismiss the TreeGod. We care not for the cucks of Europe. You did it to yourself s. Now become a god and kill some shitskins
>>68494563
in America this is the equivalent to what happened to brussels today.
Just imagine you cucked shit, if you hadn't let all those filthy shitskins in you could be having similar "man in tree" antics instead of "EXPLODING PEOPLE EXPLODING AND KILLING OTHER PEOPLE. ISIS TAKES CREDIT"
>>68494701
dronebro didnd't disappoint. he delivered.
>>68494697
>>68494560
THIS
ill update the original pics
FUCK YES SOMEONE ELSE
TELL TLINK TO TELL US HIM TWITTER
stay up there cody. Their gonna beat your ass
>>68494748
Yeh this really is a good stream, the ground level shit is getting weird
LET ME GET YOU SOME FRIED CHICKEN
FRIED CHICKEN
TREEKING DEMANDS COFFEE AND WOMEN
>>68494701
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
see
>>68494145
>>68494560
>buying a phantom
fucking talk about shitty financial decisions indeed
>muh landing gear blocking the camera
>>68494784
yeah post ebaumsworld or leekyforum. pls let it be leekyforum.
>>68494685
YouTube?
>tfw I just barely missed dronebro
>TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68494836
dronebro gave out his twitter
>>68494748
Oh god, that's the cackling woman I've been hearing in the background on the other stream. She's been shouting up there for hours now - yeah, sure he'll come down for coffee
treegod is kind of retarded, not going to lie.
>PERISCOPE STREAM SAID THEY WERE ARRESTING SOME GUY
DRONEBRO NO
>>68494893
The point was to deliver supplies.
drone failed to do it so it was pointless.
>>68494560
Dronebro I'm sure someone in the area could help out. Even if you can't get him cigs, a bottle or water would be great. We can't allow him to become dehydrated. His life is in YOUR hands. Police and Firefighters have given up. YOU need to act.
THERE ARE MULTIPLE THREADS
WHICH THREAD IS THE RIGHT ONE
JESUS CHRIST
WHO IS THIS BITCH TRYING TO GET HIM TO COME DOWN?
>>68494465
What the fuck is going on in https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
?
What does it have to do with the Treeking?
Smokes?
Come to me? Who the fuck is she talking to? It's not treeking is it? How could he hear?
EVERYBODY GO HERE
>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494021
EVERYBODY GO HERE
>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494021
EVERYBODY GO HERE
>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494021
>>68494961
that wasn't dronebro, it was some crazy drunk with a gun/bb gun
>>68494961
guy with a bb gun
>>68494961
Nothing on the police scanner
>>68494961
A texan with a gun.
>>68494991
just use this one first
DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THE DRONE ZIP BY?
>>68494961
NO REPORT OF DRONEBRO ON SCANNER, I DONT THINK ITS HIM
>>68494992
He called her a bitch anyways
>>68495000
No, everybody there is coming here.
>>68495000
why
>>68495000
that has less posts than this one
DRONEBRO
BE ADVISED
THEYRE RUNNING PLATES AND LOOKING FOR WHERE THE DRONE LANDED
EXFILTRATE ASAP
>>68494991
All of them. I have all of them open.
>>68494961
Not Droneguy.
Some idiot was yelling at Treeman to jump, and apparently the dude had a gun on him while attempting to go into the crime scene.
YOU SHUT UP AND GO AWAY
>>68494946
not dronebro, i meant the next faggot who takes over i two hours
>>68494970
>point
who cares
>>68494984
how can he deliver it via a drone? it isn't a financial issue. it's an issue of delivery. how does one attach it to a drone?
Wow I just woke up after giving up around 3am UK time and he's still there now. Fucking amazing /pol/, time to get comfy again
BODY OF MISSING WOMAN FOUND WITH PLASTIC BAG OVER HER HEAD
PAWN STARS CHUMLEE ARRESTED DURING SEXUAL ASSAULT RAID
JARED FOGEL REPORTEDLY BEATEN IN PRISON YARD
WHAT A GLORIOUS TIME TO NEST IN A TREE
"Shut up and go away"
"No, you shut up and go away"
This fucking woman, I'd climb into a tree
>>68494560
Bruh you didnt go buy a phantom for THIS did you
>>68494997
its treeking ground krew, some sjw bitch is trying to get him down and he is calling her a bitch telling her to gtfo lmao
>>68495085
oh shit my bad dude sorry for being retarded, I'm half asleep
Do you guys think he is getting thirsty? what's he gonna do when he needs food and water?
Treeking is named Cody https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>have 12 threads open
>4 of them are dupes
> frantically refreshing them all
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>now you're just being irrational!
oh NOW he is?!
Should've strapped a speaker to the drone and given him some sweet tunes to relax to
New cameraman's twitter handle
@frankkomo
>After a lifetime of hard work I have all of the trees, yet I still feel empty inside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI
>>68495000
That's the thread for after this one.
>>68494811
>>68494811
where tree?
>>68495161
>what is sap
>what is vegetarian (leaf) based diet
>>68495161
He can use the tree for nourishment
>>68495171
>frantically refreshing them all
>not setting them to auto-update
why is cody so RUDE
CODY IM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY!
>This homeless crackhead is talking to nigger
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>SHUT IT
>>68495093
Just a string with a shoe tie knot would probably be good enough. It just has to support a few ounces for a pack of cigs and a bit more for a bottle of water.
I've got fucking work in an hour, I don't want to come home and hear that our savior fell from grace. SOMEONE IN SEATTLE HELP DRONE BRO OUT.
what happened to his wizard staff?
I am trying to help you?!
TREE KING'S BOSS JESTER JACKET TRENDING ON ETSY
/fa/ reporting
>>68495221
yeah, about that time. thanks for the reminder anon
>>68495155
you good bro, i didnt specifically say who's taking over then next cameraman
SOMEONE TELL THAT FAGGOT EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTILL HE FUCKED WITH THE AUDIO
>>68495161
This playa, his cultivating game on fleek
>>68469957
Good night, tree king
HAHAHA
ITS HIS FUCKING GF
that's his fucking girlfriend
cody broke up with the girl
Anyone else enjoying the conversation between the crackhead and the black dude in the back ground? It's pretty comfy
>>68495225
Why are those people so rude, you mean. A guy can't even get a good night's rest in his own tree without people yelling at him. What has the world come to?
WE'RE BROKEN UP
>insane, shitcovered hobo in a tree has a gf
>i don't
I don't care if he IS royalty, this shit is jacked up
CODY LOST HIS GIRL BROS
>>68495322
>>68495319
She's just some random bitch trying to get him to come down with sex.
>>68494811
During the English Civil War, King Charles II hid from Roundheads inside the Royal Oak's very leaves and branches. You could climb that very same tree and become the successor to Tree King the First, fellow Anglo.
Godspeed if you do it, Anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Oak
BBGUN MAN ARRESTED
>>68495346
Well, the chick on periscope kept calling him rude, kek.
>>68495349
that's life anon
>In actuallity let me try something else...
everyone calm down
that's a homeless dude and the chick was just some floozy lush coming back from drinking in midtown
TUNING OUT OF SCANNER FOR A BIT, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLEAR DRONEBRO SO FAR
TUNING OUT OF SCANNER FOR A BIT, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLEAR DRONEBRO SO FAR
TUNING OUT OF SCANNER FOR A BIT, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLEAR DRONEBRO SO FAR
TUNING OUT OF SCANNER FOR A BIT, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLEAR DRONEBRO SO FAR
>>68495324
NOT AS COMFY AS TREEKING
what the actual fuck is this bullshit
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
STREAM
>>68495548
A man in seattle has claimed a tree as his throne
>>68495548
Why would you question Tree King?
>you need to know when to fold 'em
Wise words from the town drunk
>>68493266
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
http://strawpoll.me/7160183
lol at bum commentary
Dronebro has gone home
>>68495549
Oh my god these fucking bums bantering is priceless
>>68495250
But it could get caught onto something, or treeking can like fuck shit up. the best way would be to drop it on the tree king.
how the fuck is treeking gonna get water to drink? he wont make it another 2 days without water
i've been up for 26 hours and I can't stop watching
crackhead wisdom
>GIRLS WANT THEIR TITTIES SIGNED BY YOU DOG.
>>68495666
nice trips bro
also girls want their kitty signed by treeking,
t. homeless guy
>>68495383
Is a four hour drive from me, but if my life ever gets shit to a point of no return I'll probably follow tree king's footsteps.
Captcha: Select all images with trees
>>68495686
It will rain soon. Treeking called the skies for rain.
ahahhahahahahha the bum isn sitting here all night my sides
STREAM ABOUT TO GO DOWN FOR BATTERY CHANGEOUT
STREAM ABOUT TO GO DOWN FOR BATTERY CHANGEOUT
STREAM ABOUT TO GO DOWN FOR BATTERY CHANGEOUT
>cameraman is eating
>>68495721
This is Washington, it will rain regardless of Treeking's wishes
>>68495686
Some lucky /pol/ack could go and offer him water.
Who here thinking of /upatree/?
>>68495672
He's made it evident that he can stand on the tree with only one hand holding onto the trunk.
I'm sure he could grasp a bottle or small pack of cigs if it was flown close enough, there's clearly enough of a gap at the canopy for a drone to fly by without getting tangled.
>>68495768
Fuck the cameraman, you're missing on the homeless bants:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>this raspy-voiced hobo shouting the same 2 or 3 sentences over and over
JERKY
was that a condom that was just infront of the screen?!
>>68495666
>>68495666
DRONEBRO GROUND CREW.
Nice trips. also you're correct. Drone is out of battery.
If the Treeking stays up there, tomorrow a deliver can be made.
feel the bern baby
They haven't put any cushions under the tree or anything?
>>68495827
I'm watching this stream because it's the highest quality:
http://komonews.com/live/event
But the audio from this stream is objectively the best:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yNGaEbWkevGj
>>68495744
STREAM DOWN FOR BATTERY CHANGEOUT
>>68495879
Beef jerky. Cameraman tweeted a picture of it. He's kinda blogging at this point.
>>68495905
this
DONT GET A GF GUYS, YOU'LL END UP A HOBO IN A TREE
Who is your favorite background character? Mine is the rambling hobo
>>68495945
HOBO CONFIRMS TREE KING IS ACTUALLY YOGI BEAR
HOBO CONFIRMS TREE KING IS ACTUALLY YOGI BEAR
HOBO CONFIRMS TREE KING IS ACTUALLY YOGI BEAR
>>68495892
THE TREEKING IS NOT IN NEED OF PUNY HUMAN CUSHIONS, FOR TREEKING NEEDS NO OTHER BUT THE SOFTNESS OF THE TREETOP BRANCHES TO CARESS HIS BACK IN PARADISE
why do "they" want to whoop his ass?
their gonna beat his ass
>>68495988
Is that old Hobo with a shotgun booboo?
>>68495892
Maybe if dronebro finished what he started he could drop Cascadia's new king a couple nice cushions he jacked from Macy's.
>>68496022
Attention
>>68495945
that's one way of looking at it
>>68495976
that guy has the quintessential hobo voice. If we saw him I bet he'd have a stick and bindle
>>68495976
phoenix jones and it isn't even close
nigga showed up in a super hero costume with a helmet, beer and sandwich in tow
>>68495976
I like the black guy, he seems to respect tree king.
"He's been doing this for years."
BASED SHORTS GUY
SHORTS ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR
>>68496020
I'm just hoping Rock-a-bye baby doesn't become true
>>68496022
because he a waste of time. They could be out whooping for ass instead of baby sitting.
I feel like nothing's happening and you guys are wasting your time.
Raspy hobo streamer went home to grab man pants.
>>68496113
that's /pol/, mate
>>68496113
thats life in general
>>68496121
you're conflating two people you dill-wallace
>>68496113
I feel like you are a tremendous faggot.
>>68496113
Tree King comfy time. It's 2am his time.
>not even dronebro brings him cigs
All I know is that sometimes you have to be wary
Of a miracle too good to be true
All I know is that sometimes the truth is contrary
Everything in life you thought you kn
>>68496113
Dude this is history in the making you don't even understand
Been here a while. Tree cody probably isnt comin down tonight
>>68496162
deep.
>>68496113
You're not wrong.
I think most people just want to know how this ends at this point.
>>68496113
/pol/ in a nutshell
>>68496113
>4chan in a nutshell
>>68496113
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
GOT FOOD
WHAT DID I MISS
>>68496169
nah, im just characterising the periscope stream as the one with raspy hobo in it.
that streamer went home, and we're left with sleepy chink watching the skies and eating jerky
>>68496268
phoenix jones just got arrested for trying to hand the guy food
>>68496268
Not a lot, just a bunch of homeless banter.
I'm going to fap to some hijab wearing cuties. Keep me posted if anything happens, anons.
>>68496184
Not quite, it's 1:56AM
>>68496113
You do realize that the only reason the police are not shooting this guy down is because many people are watching right?
Disgusting semla.
>>68496268
DRONEBRO CAME AND LEFT
SHOUTING BITCH WAS ACTUALLY TREE KINGS GF BUT THEY BROKE UP AND SHE LEFT
CRAZY HOBOS BRINGING THE MAD BANTZ
PERISCOPE GUY WENT HOME FOR PANTS
TREE KING IS NOW RESTING PEACEFULLY
>>68496268
it turns out Tree king broke up with his gf and ran up a tree.
>>68496169
>dill-wallace
wat
>>68495686
He will harvest the morning dew
Hey guys, would you get charged if you ran past the barricades, climbed up the tree, and handed him some cigs?
When Treeman was thirty years old, he left his home and the lake of his home, and went into the tree. There he enjoyed his spirit and solitude, and for ten years did not weary of it. But at last his heart changed,—and rising one morning with the rosy dawn, he went before the sun, and spake thus unto it:
Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest!
For ten years hast thou climbed hither unto my tree: thou wouldst have wearied of thy light and of the journey, had it not been for me, mine eagle, and my serpent.
But we awaited thee every morning, took from thee thine overflow and blessed thee for it.
Lo! I am weary of my wisdom, like the bee that hath gathered too much honey; I need hands outstretched to take it.
I would fain bestow and distribute, until the wise have once more become joyous in their folly, and the poor happy in their riches.
Therefore must I descend into the deep: as thou doest in the evening, when thou goest behind the sea, and givest light also to the nether-world, thou exuberant star!
Like thee must I GO DOWN, as men say, to whom I shall descend.
Bless me, then, thou tranquil eye, that canst behold even the greatest happiness without envy!
Bless the cup that is about to overflow, that the water may flow golden out of it, and carry everywhere the reflection of thy bliss!
Lo! This cup is again going to empty itself, and Zarathustra is again going to be a man.
Thus began Zarathustra's down-going.
TREEKING AWAKENS
just threw together a video about the pol drone for you guys to remember the kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
http://strawpoll.me/7160224
http://strawpoll.me/7160224
http://strawpoll.me/7160224
http://strawpoll.me/7160224
http://strawpoll.me/7160224
>>68496346
Passed dronebro as he was leaving. Dude got spooked
>>68496388
beautiful
>Pretty tall guy
Close enough.
>>68496371
He would probably pee on you.
>>68496371
Probably for trespassing into an active crime scene(?), obstruction of justice, or some other shit
>>68496358
>2014
>not using 'Wallace' as an intensifier
why do you even both posting on this webforum?
>>68496113
Its the most interesting thing happening right now.
I'm just watching to see if he falls.
>>68496371
I honestly wanna do that. Tomorrow. I live a couple miles away but I'm way too comfy right now.
>>68496388
tl;dr
>>68496429
Fugg
I was hoping he would cause some excitement.
>>68496478
piss-wallace off you cuck-wallace.
>>68496429
That's unfortunate. Some floating signs would have been terrific.
>>68496536
trrrrrollan
>>68496522
cuck-wallace works, piss-wallace doesn't.
You'll get the hang of it.
t. /lit/
>>68496411
Wait until dronebro publishes the footage
>>68496411
Thanks, this is nice to see since I just barely missed it
>>68496411
beautiful
>>68496536
Growing stroooonngggerrr
>>68496576
kill yourself-wallace.
>>68496536
POWER UP
>>68496536
k den
>>68496411
Holy kek, i was here and ill never forget this night
>TOY GUN IN DRIVER DOOR ON POLICE FEED
>>68496536
for tree king, our only saviour in this dark and gloomy world
>>68496536
I LEND THEE MY STRENGTH, TREE KING
>>68496599
Nice!
>>68496536
DO A FLIP FAGGOT
>>68496411
Beautiful
>>68496599
>>68496536
GROWING STRONGER
>>68496357
>when tfwnogf hits hard
THE COPS ARE TRYING TO TALK TO HIM AND WAKE HIM UP
>>68496615
>what do you think?
He climbed the tree to check for his privilege
>>68496656
Kek has blessed me with the holy dubs of truth
>>68496580
I'll leave those video views to him. He did the work for that footage
HES AWAKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
>>68496605
Again. It works with nouns, not verbs. It's a noun-intensifier.
It's why 'bungwallace' works, but kill yourselfwallace sounds silly
t. Actually fluent in the English language
>>68496536
TREEKING I GIVE YOU MY STRENGTH!
\o/
>CAMERMAN: POLICE ARE CLEARING PEOPLE OUT
>POLICE CARS SPEED BY; SIRENS
>COPS MIGHT BE MAKING THE MOVE TO CAPTURE THE TREE KING
>>68496447
what's his twitter. that's what chink camera man twitter.
HE PERCHES.
THE TREEKING IS LOOKING UPON HIS DOMAIN
>>68496784
@tlinkomo4
Is that a fucking axe up there with him?
>>68496536
THESE DIGITS DONT COUNT
has he done peepee or poopoo yet?
>LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>68496835
>he doesn't know about the wizard staff
Bump limit new thread
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>>68496774
They are probably just keeping him awake.
If doubles tree king starts masturbating
>>68496847
he dropped a poo
>>68496536
Its ok, if he falls they can just get a huge trampoline, and he'll bounce all the way back up.
>>68496864
I missed that part ;_;
>>68496847
yes
>there's a webm floating around of him shitting.
>I haven't witnessed him pissing yet
OUR KING HAS RISEN FROM HIS SLUMBER
POOPOOOOO
>>68496847
Took a shit right off the tree like a pro. This is no mere mortal you are witnessing.
>>68496847
YES
YOU STUPID FUCKING NEWFAG
YES
TREE KING SHITTING ON HIS DOMAIN
>>68496847
Are you a wizard?
HES GOING IN FOR THE POO
HE'S TAKING A SHIT
TFW
>You will never cause a national incident by just climbing a tree and refusing to come down
>throw pine cones at people and yell faggot at the top of your lungs
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>68496388
Treeman went down the tree alone, no one meeting him. When he entered the forest, however, there suddenly stood before him an old man, who had left his holy cot to seek roots. And thus spake the old man to Treeman:
"No stranger to me is this wanderer: many years ago passed he by. Treeman he was called; but he hath altered.
Then thou carriedst thine ashes into the mountains: wilt thou now carry thy fire into the valleys? Fearest thou not the incendiary's doom?
Yea, I recognise Treeman. Pure is his eye, and no loathing lurketh about his mouth. Goeth he not along like a dancer?
Altered is Treeman; a child hath Treeman become; an awakened one is Treeman: what wilt thou do in the land of the sleepers?
As in the sea hast thou lived in solitude, and it hath borne thee up. Alas, wilt thou now go ashore? Alas, wilt thou again drag thy body thyself?"
Treeman answered: "I love mankind."
"Why," said the saint, "did I go into the forest and the desert? Was it not because I loved men far too well?
Now I love God: men, I do not love. Man is a thing too imperfect for me. Love to man would be fatal to me."
Treeman answered: "What spake I of love! I am bringing gifts unto men."
FAT TURD CONFIRMED
POO IN YEW
ANOTHER POO, LOGCEPTION
Treeking is the suzerain of seattle
HES TAKING A SHIT
>>68496895
He took off a branch and carved it into his wizard staff at probably 5:00PM-ish
>it's 2:07AM now
>>68496968
You can still do it. You'll probably turn it into a trend if you went and did it in a different tree at the same time.
New thread
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>>68496982
Literally POO IN VIEW
HE IS YELLING YOU WANT SOME OF THAT
HE'S TAKING A SHIT AGAIN I'M DYING
P O O
O
O IN YEW
>>68497014
God fucking damn that is awesome.
This man is living the dream. He gives no fucks.
Treeking is suzerain of seattle
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>>68497048
STOP TELLING US TO GO BACK TO THE THREAD WE JUST FUCKING CAME FROM
FFS /POL/
Treeman went down the tree alone, no one meeting him. When he entered the forest, however, there suddenly stood before him an old man, who had left his holy cot to seek roots. And thus spake the old man to Treeman:
"No stranger to me is this wanderer: many years ago passed he by. Treeman he was called; but he hath altered.
Then thou carriedst thine ashes into the mountains: wilt thou now carry thy fire into the valleys? Fearest thou not the incendiary's doom?
Yea, I recognise Treeman. Pure is his eye, and no loathing lurketh about his mouth. Goeth he not along like a dancer?
Altered is Treeman; a child hath Treeman become; an awakened one is Treeman: what wilt thou do in the land of the sleepers?
As in the sea hast thou lived in solitude, and it hath borne thee up. Alas, wilt thou now go ashore? Alas, wilt thou again drag thy body thyself?"
Treeman answered: "I love mankind."
>>68496847
he is doing it now. he is pooping. he is pooping
>looks like there's a full moon tonight folks
Is asian cameraman redeemed??
>>68497176
"Why," said the saint, "did I go into the forest and the desert? Was it not because I loved men far too well?
Now I love God: men, I do not love. Man is a thing too imperfect for me. Love to man would be fatal to me."
Treeman answered: "What spake I of love! I am bringing gifts unto men."
"Give them nothing," said the saint. "Take rather part of their load, and carry it along with them—that will be most agreeable unto them: if only it be agreeable unto thee!
If, however, thou wilt give unto them, give them no more than an alms, and let them also beg for it!"
"No," replied Treeman, "I give no alms. I am not poor enough for that."
The saint laughed at Treeman, and spake thus: "Then see to it that they accept thy treasures! They are distrustful of anchorites, and do not believe that we come with gifts.
The fall of our footsteps ringeth too hollow through their streets. And just as at night, when they are in bed and hear a man abroad long before sunrise, so they ask themselves concerning us: Where goeth the thief?
>>68497273
asian camera man is based.
>>68496744
Expected footage from the quadcopter. Was pretty disappointed.
FCC censoring him taking a shit live on tv hahahaha
>>68497299
IT TAKES TIME ANON.
It's coming.
>>68497283
Go not to men, but stay in the forest! Go rather to the animals! Why not be like me—a bear amongst bears, a bird amongst birds?"
"And what doeth the saint in the forest?" asked Treeman.
The saint answered: "I make hymns and sing them; and in making hymns I laugh and weep and mumble: thus do I praise God.
With singing, weeping, laughing, and mumbling do I praise the God who is my God. But what dost thou bring us as a gift?"
When Treeman had heard these words, he bowed to the saint and said: "What should I have to give thee! Let me rather hurry hence lest I take aught away from thee!"—And thus they parted from one another, the old man and Treeman, laughing like schoolboys.
When Treeman was alone, however, he said to his heart: "Could it be possible! This old saint in the forest hath not yet heard of it, that GOD IS DEAD!"
Anyone else just waiting for him to fall to his death?
>just now got "it looks like a full moon tonight folks"
what the shit, is nothiefsallowed lagging way behind?
https://youtu.be/pXbuP19AWDM
I am
>>68497407
Me, and hit every shit-covered branch on the way down.
>>68497331
hurry up.
>>68497407
all the rises, must also fall. even treeking
p3n1s is coming out boys
I swear he was about to fap then
>>68497469
fucking this
>>68497450
>i'm a low iq, low energy degenerate who thinks nothiefsallowed is covering actual shit irl.
yah. he is streaming vidya from a website. notheifsallowed doesn't acutally do shit by restream shit, retard.
>>68497543
Was also waiting for this too, hoping he does it before he falls/jumps
FUCK YEAH TREEKING
>>68497609
>in freefall
>cock in hand
>garbage-not your kind of people starts playing
>>68497560
Hey, I was just in it for the commentary earlier. I never even knew who these people were prior to Treeking and stuck with that stream since the komo one borked for me.
>I've since learned my mistake
TREEMAN IS FUCKING PISSED NOW
>>68497803
I am just pissed dronebro won't upload the video. It's getting stupid now. FUCK DRONBRO, HURRY UP.
TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
UP IN THE SKY
FOR YOU AND FOR I
THE KING OF HIS TREE
FOR YOU AND FOR ME
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