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TREEKING BREADhttp://komonews.com/live/eventman climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seat


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TREEKING BREAD

http://komonews.com/live/event

>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>daylight returns
>some lady offers coffee to the treeking
>treeking clambers partway down and tells lady to fuck off
>returns to throne
>news helicopter getting ready to broadcast
>drone standing by until rain stops
>GOATKING SHOWS UP TO NEGOTIATE
>BRINGS GOAT DUBED "deer"
>POLICE CLEAR STREETS
>POLICE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG

ALL HAIL TREEKING
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first for hitler was not wrong
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First for calling the control room
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>>68539263
f-first
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first for gas trees the forest war now
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>>68539263
CRASHING THIS CIRCUS WITH NO SURVIVORS
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FIRST FOR MEME OPERATIONS HQ
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why is it night time in Seattle already?
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UPDATE ON DRONE
JUST GOT DONE SUCKING 50 DICKS
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My biggest question is why doesn't the Seattle Fire Department own a safety net? Are they really expensive or something?

>Captcha: Trees
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Been watching for 12 hours and have to leave for a bit now, I hope nothing is going to happen
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http://komonews.com/live/event
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I'm genuinely grateful to him.

With all the shit going down lately, I really needed this story.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>>68539412
>>68539412
>>68539414
>>68539390
>0 ▶
>first for hitler was not wrong
damn luka
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>>68539435
Rain and clouds 85% of the time.
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>>68539435
its always night time in seattle
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Been away, 20 mins suddenly panic. What is happen?
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This the most stupid thing I've seen on /pol/
There are actual wars habbening in the world you sliders
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Crash the tree
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>68539414
Step back I'm in charge now.
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Took a nap but I've pretty much been watching since last thread, when will this motherfucker jump? If he doesn't die by the end of this I'm gonna be pissed.
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dat phone
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GAS ALL THE CONIFERS
TREE WAR NOW
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>comfy
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>>68539503
Memes are more important than wars.
Don't you see?
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>>68539475
he is one of the 36. his job is to relieve fear.
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>>68539486
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>>68539486
>dia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_
>>68539407
>Anonymous (ID: VzDw2dLn) 03/23/16(Wed)15:16:58 No.68539391 ▶
>First for calling the control room
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> Anonymous (ID: fc2M/mRr) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:02 No.68539399 ▶
>>>68539263 (OP)
>f-first
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> Anonymous (ID: mLgJZXe6) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:07 No.68539407 ▶
>first for gas trees the forest war now
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> Anonymous (ID: HsiIFkgI) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:10 No.68539412 ▶>>68539486
>>>68539263 (OP)
>CRASHING THIS CIRCUS WITH NO SURVIVORS
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> Anonymous (ID: BnXVEaC2) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:11 No.68539414 ▶>>68539486
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>FIRST FOR MEME OPERATIONS HQ
>>68539458
>control room
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> Anonymous (ID: fc2M/mRr) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:02 No.68539399 ▶
>>>68539263 (OP)
>f-first
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: mLgJZXe6) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:07 No.68539407 ▶
>first for gas trees the forest war now
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> Anonymous (ID: HsiIFkgI) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:10 No.68539412 ▶>>68539486
>>>68539263 (OP)
>CRASHING THIS CIRCUS WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>68539503
No one cares about 3rd world shit holes
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air lift goat to tree man with drone
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TREE KING
R
E
E
K
I
N
G
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>>68539494
they're "moving in tactical teams"
i.e. air strike
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>>68539465
It probably will.
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>>68539503
No one cares about your shithole country tbqh
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/pol/ 1st airborne division please deploy your drones, repeat please deploy your drones
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>>68539263
>poo in yew

KEK
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Greatest Of All Time GOAT confirmed present
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>>68539486
>>68539596
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>>68539503
like i give a shit about mudslimes blowing each other up
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>>68539668
You either have a country or you don't. You need borders.
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>>68539263
IS HE STILL GOING!!!?!??
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>>68539758
no we are watching nothing
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>>68539668
War is closer to your shithole cunt than mine 2b totally honest
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>>68539534
Woops meant first thread.
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>>68539285
It won't stop for hours according to forecasts
FLY NOW
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I feel the reporter isn't fully human as well as is treeking.
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WE NEED MERCH
WE NEED MERCH
>WE NEED MERCH

PHOTOSHOP FAGS WE NEED VECTOR GRAPHICS OF TREEKING

MAKE SHIRTS
MAKE KEYCHAINS
MUST KEEP LEGACY GOING
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>>68539503
>sliders

damn im hungry now
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>>68539801
Is that a threat?
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>>68539263
>http://komonews.com/live/event
>#ManinTree
oh man entertainment today..
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What is TreeKing thinking at this point?
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DEPLOY THE FUCKING DRONE FAGGOT

GOD WILLS IT
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Even on the ground

Tree King's feet are in the air
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Marky Mark is having so much fun
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BUILDING 7 (storeys high)
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I'm the negociator now
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>>68539876
i made this yesterday
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why doesn't the police just let him be until he get thirsty enough that he needs to climb down?
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>>68539786
#POLARMY boots on the ground!
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HE'S UP THERE BECAUSE HIS BITCH EX GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM JESUS CHRIST SHIT TIER REPORTER
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Post qts
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>>68539920
hmm
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>>68539901
"FAGGOTS"
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>>68539876
Working on the documentary Kickstarter as we speak
Campaign launch in 30 minutes
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He's going to be there for another week for sure.
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>>68539918
more, where does it come from?
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>>68539918
Take note at how Tree King never actually touches the ground.

But why?
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>>68539503
No shit faggot. Thats why we need treeking
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>>68539984
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I wonder if dronebro will get arrested for helping the treeking
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scrambling interceptors
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>>68540050

That was from anon, about thread #9 last night
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>>68539984
Pls
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>>68539915
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>>68539513
Will be getting that made as a patch. :)
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Somebody should sacrifice the goat.
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>>68540126
>>68540126
That's implying he will actually do anything
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>>68539634
Sneaky rare.
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THE GOAT HAS LEFT

ALL HOPE IS LOST
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>>68540126
he won't get arrested cause hes a faggot attentionwhore that won't do shit
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Official Overnight /pol/ wallpaper
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>>68540147
kek
ok thanks
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>>68539469

Treeking can shitpost on /pol/ using nothing but purest meme magic
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Is tree king real? Why did he climb a tree? Why do people hassle him. I'm going to live in the desert myself.
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>>68540256
Very ebun
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#twerkingfortreeking
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memes
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>>68540256
thanks anon,

New Wallpaper set
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>>68540066
In the days of old, those elected King represented the power of Thor (or other local thundergod) and as such could never touch the ground as they would lose power (pagans knew about grounding). So they were carried on shields and wheeled thrones.

TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
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>>68540273
Get shot for resisting rescue
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Guys...

...I think he's a stand user
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>>68539969
original transparent png
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I REALLY REALLY WANT TO KICK DRONEFAGS TEETH IN
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>>68540271

>IRL Shitposting
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REPORTER IS JEW CONFIRMED

>he said all that stuff
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>>68540273
"Tree King", also known in mythology as Oberon, King of the Elves is merely attempting to return to his natural habitat. The Seattle police force dislikes this as they can't control an elf.
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For all those people saying they should just let him be, imagine what kind of precedent that sets for the hordes of other homeless and crazy people that live in Seattle, especially now that it's a sensation
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>>68540319
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>>68539918
>COMFY
>TIMELESS
>QUANTUM
>LOVE
>SPOOKY
how do we even?
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>>68539970
Because if he falls/ throws something on someone the soccer moms and liberals will ask: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM? DID ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???
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Has he shat or urinated?
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This was abortive thread pic from last night around thread#4
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>>68540400
oh wow thanks for this
before i was just using a selector tool and it made the quality kinda bad
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>>68539590
Just another degenerate faggot who wants to be like a nigger or thinks he came from apes.
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>I would love to steal that
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>>68539876
Working on a patch, will keep you posted
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>>68539263
>http://komonews.com/live/event
IS the stream Broke?!?!
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The name of the Goat is Deer.
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>>68540477
Both.
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GG DIET
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>>68540431
It's also a moon
>Uranus IV
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PHONE DED
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>eating food from internet strangers
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>Totally DED dead
This faggot.
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Yes, I am the Lorax who speaks for the trees, which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please. But I'm also in charge of the brown Bar-ba-loots, who played in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits and happily lived eating truffula fruits. Now, thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough truffula fruit to go around!
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>>68539503
Who gives a shit about wars? This fucking madman climbed a tree!
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>>68540373
Why didn't I think of this?
So the only way to get him down is if someone else comes up...
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HIS PHONE IS DED
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>>68539503
any wars with live streams?
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He's casting spells.
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>>68540592
>jizz brownies
Donuts are probably safe.
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>>68540368

kek

HAIL ODIN!
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>>68539263
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note to self...be really friendly to reporters on the street...them give them cookies laced with pcp kek
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>>68539918
wash those pants and he's actually /fa/ as fuck tbhh
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>>68540634
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can the drone guy post a picture of the drone on location?
our belief in your plan is wavering.
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>>68540371

Well, this is the USA. Being a hobo is a capital offense.
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>>68540634
oh holy shit the lorax
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Do a swan dive XD
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>>68539503
Get out.
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>>68540701
Bit of a stretch bud
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What are Treeking's favourite video games and anime? He does watch anime, right?
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>>68540447
That's what we need. Hobo uprising!!
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Tree King Hypothesis

Fact 1: Tree King has climbed the tree for our sins.

Fact 2: Meme magic is real. Praise Kek!

Fact 3: There is Jewish symbolism, the Star of David, in front of Tree King.

Fact 4: Jewish tradition holds that the number 36 has had special significance since the beginning of time: According to the Midrash, the light created by God on the first day of creation shone for exactly 36 hours; it was replaced by the light of the Sun that was created on the Fourth Day. The Torah commands 36 times to love, respect and protect the stranger. Furthermore, in every generation there are 36 righteous people (the "Lamed Vav Tzadikim") in whose merit the world continues to exist. In the modern celebration of Hanukkah, 36 candles are kindled in the menorah over the 8 days of that holiday (not including the shamash candle).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_(number)#In_religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim

Fact 5: Goat man and Deer (Dear?) the Goat and Apple Man has graced the presence of Tree King. This parallels the Three Wise Men traveling to honor White Baby Jesus, who was Jewish in culture and religion.

Fact 6: The tree has been there since the 1970s and is a landmark in Seattle, Washington. A famous site grabs the attention of people, enough attention to send a message.

What message does Tree King have for the world?
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>>68540488
Humans are apes bro
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Here come the shoutouts
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>>68540592
/k/ is awful
AWFUL
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any1 else having problems withthe stream?
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>>68540648
When people say he is talking to himself, he's really just talking to his stand
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>>68539969
Into the /wg/ folder it goes.
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>Journalism classes tuning in
DO A SHOUTOUT TO BEN GARRISON AGAIN
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I'm on mobile, how can I see it ?
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Was at work, update me.

Any movement?
did dronebro ever get his string?
is OP still a fag>?
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>>68540869
http://komonews.com/live/event
silky smooth here
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>>68540592
Godlike.
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>>68540816
I feel like the the guy feeding the goat an apple bears occult significance.
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>>68540869
I
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What's the tree's twitter?
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>>68540864
Does that look like jizz to you, retard?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/treeking/
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GET IN HERE

>>>/out/720043
>>>/out/720043
>>>/out/720043
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>>68540185

STEALTH RARE
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>>68540816
So he's basically the Jesus to Kek?
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can anyone hear what he is saying?
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>>68540993
it's just a normie trying to cash in on the followers, not worth pursuing.
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What was the Lorax? And why was it there? And why was it lifted and taken somewhere from the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows? The old Once-ler still lives here. Ask him. He knows. You won't see the Once-ler. Don't knock at his door. He lurks in his Lerkim on top of his store. And on grickly midnights in August he peeks out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks, and tells how the Lorax was lifted away.
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>>68540955
Feeeeeel the evil.....
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>>68540816
Considering hes been screaming about the jews and telling all the faggots to fuck off periodically i assume it will be words most holy.
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>>68540447
>imagine what kind of precedent that sets

Can you elaborate? Most just work to survive anyway. Why not survive somewhere you have space and autonomy? How does it harm the state other than it's one less peasant to harass?
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made an aesthetic art. thoughts? im pretty new
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IDS HABEBNING

HE'S FLIPPING BACKWARDS
HE'S ABOUT TO DIE
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>>68541088
Shinigami eat apples. So i hear. Im not a weeb. >.>
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Where to cop treekings royal garb.

The tree cult of kek has found it's attire
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Holy shit he is leaning back......
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I HAVE A SHOUTOUT TO /POL/
I DON'T KNOW WHO /POL/ IS BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT MORNING
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TREEKING IN DANGER!
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I-Is he showing his asshole to the cops?
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>>68541179
lol what the fuck, this is retarded
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>>68540447
> implying it wouldnt be amazing to see all of seattle's homeless take to the trees
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Jesus he can suck his own dick!
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POO IN LOO SCOLDING CAMERAMAN
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>>68541179
You, sir, are an aesthete.

Here, have this gold :-)
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treeman going down
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>>68541248
everybody's a critic
LET'S SEE YOUR ART, HOTSHOT
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PROBLEMATIC
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shut this stupid bitch up
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How long until Trump goes there, climbs up the Tree, and makes a deal with the Tree King?
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NOO DONT FALL
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>You just told the live-stream
top kek
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"he's smart"

she's right.
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You know what you should should we should they should should. He's not an alcohol!
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He's not a drugs, he's not an alcohol, he knows what he doing.
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SHUT UP OLD LADY
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>>68541179
That is beautiful. I'd buy it
>>
BASED SMART LADY.
>>
>>68541308
OC
>>
>these old wymyn explaining histrionic behavior
>>
HE IS NOT AN ALCOHOL
>>
>Let's dispel with this notion that Tree King doesn't know what he's doing
>>
WOMAN REEEEE
>>
LET'S JUST DISPEL THIS NOTION THAT TREE KING DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! TREE KING KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING
>>
"he's not a drugs"
"he's not an alcohol"
>>
wtf is happening
>>
Did he huff jenkem?
>>
>foreign bitch on the street thinks she's an expert
>>
>dabba dabba he smart you do te tat yudda so sumting
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>>68541348
Let's just dispell this fiction.
>>
STOP WOMANSPLAINING IT TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>this mexican objecting
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we need the help of the ents in the coming race war
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>>68540733
Right?

I need that fuggin sweatshirt
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uhh whys he upside down?
did they shoot him?
>>
These harpies of Satan wants media to stop covering Treeking so that he can no longer spread joy and distract from misfortune.

Don't fall for their lies.

>>68540816
>>
>random lady gives more of a shit about the tree and having it for christmas

THE TREEKING WILL PREVAIL
>>
Fuck please don't die
>>
Come on guys, he obviously has schizophrenia.
>>
HES SHOWING THEM HIS ASSHOLE
>>
Was that Rubio's wife?
>>
>OY VEY LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>
The tree is eating him.
>>
BE CAREFUL OF THE GENTLEMAN AND HIS PANTS LEVEL
>>
TREEKING DONT DO IT
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>>68539984
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He's literally sucking his own dick
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>>68541455
she was for sure a gook
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TREE KING: "He is not a drugs, he is not an alcohol."
>>
i think he's got himself into a pickle
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I-Is he cleaning himself like a dog?
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>>68540955
>>68541088
Goats are those who are destined for hell. The apple represents original sin. This is definitely some satanic kabbalistic shit
>>
>>68541489
HE WILL MAKE THE TREE DISAPPEAR
>>
who /not a drugs/ here?
>>
Stream dead?
>>
>wake up
>his still in the tree

YES!
>>
>>68541551
>ywn
oh gawd i just wanna so bad i could take it by force
>>
WHY IS THE STREAM ALWAYS FLICKERING WHITE

REE
>>
Did he jump?
>>
fuckin laggs grrr
prolly my inet if youre telling its smooth
>>
>>68541566

She was Pooistani
>>
There can only be ONE TREEKING
>>
drinking his own piss ? That guy must be thirsty as hell. I'll do the same, this is a critical survival situation
>>
>>68541559
is he for real I can't see
>>
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>>68541590
Yes
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>>68541529
>>
STILLL THEEEREEE!!!!!!!!
>>
Is DroneCuck confirmed as kill yet?
>>
>>68541621
Isn't America great? It's basically a fucking circus show for life.
>>
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>>68541325
We're gonna make trees great again, it's going to be yewge.
>>
>he's obviously sleep deprived

didn't this fucker see him napping?
>>
I think tree king is lying on his back to pick the dingle berries out of his anus.
>>
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>>68539918
that pepe potencial rigth there
>>
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man in tree cares not for thee
>>
>>68541566
Yeah, that was an asian voice. Trust me man, I know asians, I'm from vancouver.
>>
>>68541696
MEME MAGIC IS REAL. HE NEVER COMES DOWN
>>
>>68541742
he is trying to suck himself off
>>
WHY IS HE IN SUCH WEIRD POSITION?
I THINK HE CAN'T MOVE ANYMORE
OR IS HE ABOUT TO SHIT LIKE A VOLCANO?
>>
Post fan-arts
>>
Is there a stream better than komo news one?
>>
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Let's all be honest, we're all here because there's a chance he'll fall and die.
>>
Can I watch it anywhere I just found this bread
>>
>>68541777
PRAISE HIM!
>>
MAN IN TREE
FOR YOU, FOR ME

FUCK YEAH TREEKING
>>
HES MOONING PEOPLE LMAO
>>
>>68539414
>semper solus
>>
>innocent goats
>Eat your things
He is into zoo
>>
holy shit he was literally sucking his own dick
>>
ASS OF TREEKING
>>
>>68541831
THE TREEKING WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
>>
DAT ASS
>>
ANUS
>>
Holy. Fuck.
>>
LOLL
>>
>>68541652

No, it's the stream and it's screwing with the live feed.
>>
>>68541794
I'm from around Irvine, I am also well versed
>>
The news guy is enjoying this so much we need to make him famous
>>
>>68541831
He's farting in the general direction of the police with his pants off.
>>
BEHOLD ASS OF TREEKING
>>
Stream is dead for me
Is that hitbox one still around?
>>
>>68541866
I've been waiting like 18 fucking hours for him to fall out of the goddamn tree.
>>
He's gonna fall off and die trying to drink his own piss.
>>
TREE KING MUST REMOVE TOXINS
>>
>That's not good, can we zoom out
Is he sucking his own duck up there
>>
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>>68541831
IS HE STUCK IS HE GONNA FALL OMG NO HE IS SUCKING HIS OWN DIIIIIICK
>>
>>68539263
WTF is he doing?? Mooning the helicopters? or shitting?
>>
will he inspire copycats?
>>
HES DOING A HANDSTAND WITH HIS PANTS DOWN 80 FEET IN THE AIR

ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
CONFIRMED FOR MOONMAN
>>
GODDAMMIT I MISSED THAT DID ANYONE SCREENCAP IT
>>
SHOW US YOU NIGGER STREAMER
>>
>>68541736
I'm skeptical the dude was able to get any meaningful rest up there
>>
FAGGOTS PUT HIM BACK ON SCREEN
>>
TREEKING TREEKING TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND
>>
>>68541902
OH MAN TREEKING NO
>>
>>68541976
Now he's gonna piss in their general direction.
>>
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Americants won't even show sideass
>>
SOMEONE POST THAT PICTURE OF WOJACK SUCKING HIMSELF OFF AND THEN SAYING >TFW NO GF
>>
That guy is probably on one hell of an acid trip. Bro bro climbs up a tree, becomes the king of Sequoia, is harassed by a metal bee that circles his throne. His people play the Lyre in honor of his stay in the tree, A man on a very long ladder tries to convince him to give up his crown.
>>
FUCK THOSE STREAMERS
>>
>>>/fa/11090428
>>
DAT ASS BROKE THE STREAM
>>
>>
Can anyone get there irl and stream so we can see his buns in full hd?
>>
>>68542009
I plan on climbing trees in the future to be real with you famitchu
>>
I WANT TO SEE TREEKING COCK
>>
no periscope?
>>
been out all day, did the dominos order ever arrive for the guy?
>>
First
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> in b4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNnWhQPQRFQ

Sloth life/Best life
>>
FUCKINF STREAM IS FUCKING DOWN AT THE BEST TIME FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
HE'S YELLING AT THE POLICE, SHIT'S ABOUT TO REV UP
>>
>>68542009
I fucking hope so
>>
>>68542101
DON'T FALL PLEASE
>>
FUCKING STREAM IS KEK'D
>>
L E N S M A N
E
N
S
M
A
N
>>
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>>68542097

MEME MAGIC IS STRONG TONIGHT CAN YOU FEEL IT?
>>
MOVEMENT! WE HAVE MOVEMENT!
>>
CLIMB DOWN ?????????????/
>>
HES COMING DOWN!
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
NEW THREAD
>>
Its over
>>
ITS HAPPENING
>>
DOWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>
IS IT OVER?
>>
CLIMBING!!!
>>
HE'S MOVING
>>
HE IS LEAVING THE TREE
>>
he's coming down!
refresh your page!
>>
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nnoooo,

he will be shot
>>
FUCK THE ZOOM THINGIE, SHOW US OUR KING
>>
HE'S CLIMBING DOWN
>>
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>>68542025
>>
>>68541941
>>68541943
>>68541928
Pic?
>>
TREE KING NO , ITS A TRAP!!!!!
>>
HE'S COMING DOWN TO DECLARE HIS COMMANDMENTS
>>
he's going down
>>
This is a 10k dollar camera set up

To take pictures of a dirty tree hippie
>>
>>68542075
>STREAMERS
huge nu-males for sure, i can imagine their reciding lines.
>>
>>68542153
I was just thinking about this
>>
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>>
HE DESCENDETH TO BE WITH US
>>
FIX THE SSHOTY
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GI0GEKVbb0
>>
ITS OGRE
>>
FUCK YOU AMERICUNT MEDIA CAN'T FUCKING SHOW A MAN SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON LIVE TV FUCKING PURITANISM THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>68542234
>>68542236
He has done this about 3 or 4 times at least and always got so far down then been spooked by something and climbed back up.
>>
so what's this supposed to be a distraction for?
>>
PAN FUCKING DOWN YOU KEKS
>>
STREAM DIED THO
>>
HE HAS STOPPED
>>
HE HAS DONE THIS MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE
>>
>>68542308
>>68542305
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S GOING DOWN
>>
HE'S CLIMBING DOWN EVERYONE WATCH OUT SOMEBODY FILM
>>
>>68539263
HE'S COMING DOWN, POSSIBLE HAPPENING! WILL HE TOUCH THE GROUND?
>>
does this mean we'll have a long summer
>>
GIVE HIM YOUR MEME MAGIC TO GET HIM UP IN THE TREE SAY:

TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
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OMG OGMGOMGOGMGOGMGGOGMGOMGOGMGGOGMG
>>
zoom out .5
>>
inb4 he asks for his backpack and then goes back to the top when he doesn't get it
>>
>>68542391
yeah its a trap the ibf is gonna kill him soon
>>
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fuck this hsit why treeman, why
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
TREEKING NO, GO BACK UP PLEASE
>>
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GET THE FUCK BACK UP THERE YOU BITCH
YOU DIDNT EVEN LAST A WEEK
>>
>>68542418
>TREEKING STAY IN THE TREE
>>
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someone needs to fly over and drop him smokes and fireworks
>>
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>>68542289
awooooo~
>>
I WOKE UP JUST IN TIME
>>
Alternate stream http://www.kiro7.com/live-stream
>>
TREE KING NOOOOOOOO!
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542305
KEEEEEEEEEEK
confirmed /pol/ack
>>
He HARVESTETG THE TWIGS
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>
>>68542471
I see that too
He will go up
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
THE GREAT DESCEND
>>
>>68542418
>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542374
Let's just say there's a military installation in Egypt the United States has no business being anywhere near
>>
COMING DOWN NEW THREAD

>>675479374
>>675479374
>>675479374
>>675479374
>>
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brutal police attack incoming
>>
What was the Lorax? And why was it there? And why was it lifted and taken somewhere from the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows? The old Once-ler still lives here. Ask him. He knows. You won't see the Once-ler. Don't knock at his door. He lurks in his Lerkim on top of his store. And on grickly midnights in August he peeks out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks, and tells how the Lorax was lifted away.
>>
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
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>>68542418

TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>
I secretly want him to come down. I just don't want him to fall ;_;
>>
treefags on suicide watch
>>
new bread

>>675479374
>>675479374
>>
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>>
Trexit ?? ! ?! !?!!!!!
>>
>>68542356
I don't think he was sucking himself off for sexual pleasure. He was probably drinking his own urine for it's healing abilities.
>>
>>68542418

TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68539984
>>
>>68542418
>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
shot him ibf shot him noa
>>
>>68542418
>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
NIGGA DOWN
NIGGA DOWN
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
ITS OVER
>>
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TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
HE LANDSS!!!!!
>>
NEW BREAD

>>675479374
>>
OUR PROPHET HAS RETURNED
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>Grabs hat
>Climbs Back up
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>68542713
>>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
OBERON RETURN TO YOUR PLACE OF POWER

YOU DON'T BELONG ON THE GROUND

TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
>>
Is he back on the ground?
>>
>>68542418
>TREEKING TREEKING CLIMB BACK UP YOUR TREE
>>
He's going to appoint his heir
>>
its done him dead
>>
BOOTS ON THE GROUND
>>
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GOT A GUN
>HE'S GOT A GUN
>>
White car fuck off
>>
WHY WONT MY FUCKING STREAM WORK SOME1 LINK MORE STREAMS
>>
He has a pear. He's on the floor and he has a pear.
>>
HE USED A TELEPORTATION SPELLL
>>
>>68542687
>>68542687
>>68542687

Get in here, faggots
>>
>>68539391
>>68539407
>>68539399
Ahaha losers. The croatian fucked you up.
>>
TREEKING TREEKING CLIMB BACK UP YOUR TREE
>>
stream video is down but we still have sounds, anybody else have this problem?
>>
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Rest well, King of Trees, ruler of forests
>>
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The police fear the Treeking
>>
TREEKING DOWN!
I REPEAT, TREEKING DOWN
>>
HE CAME DOWN TO EAT
>>
OH FUCK NO PLEASE GO BACK UP
>>
>go on /pol/ expecting to see more on the bombings
>see treeking threads like fucking mad
>have been laughing my ass off for the last 3 hours
>>
CLIMB BACK ON THE TREE
>>
>>68542154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90M7kH5wCtA
>>
He's eating the apple he threw last night
>>
>>68539984
>>
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TREEKING TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TREEKING TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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>༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TREEKING TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>
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He eats ! ! !
>>
>>68542881
agreed we need a youtube restreamer
I missed the key moment.
>>
>>68542957
noes ;(
>>
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my stream stopped working FUCCCCCCK
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TREEKING REQUIRES SUSTINANCE
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>>68542916
nope. refresh

He is obtaining sustenance from the ground land.

No doubt he will ascend back into the heavens soon.
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>>68542972
Treeking eats!

IS HE MORTAL???!?!??!

HAVE WE BEEN DECEIVED
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ANY MOBILE STREAMS PLOX
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TAKE HIM NOW
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treeman was a peeking tom looking at women tits...
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TREE MAN DOWN
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>>68542888
No. But funny flag.
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TREEKINGS ENERGY IS RESTORED
CLIMB BACK UP TREEKING
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>>68542826
HE JUST CAME DOWN TO REPLENISH WITH APPLES.
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>>68543084
i dont know why i kek so hard.
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its over guys they gonna swarm him if he tries to go back up
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>>68543151
LET US ALL PRAY THAT TREEKING ASCENDS ONCE AGAIN TO HIS RIGHTFUL TREE THRONE
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>>68543151
CLIMB TREEKING CLIMB
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/thread
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WE WUZ TREEKINGS!
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HIS DISCIPLES HAVE GATHERED
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>a man climbing a tree has thousands of people watching

my blessing treeking
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>>68543190
agreed he will get subdued.
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YOUR PUNY RESTRAINTS CANNOT CONTAIN TREE KING!
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>>68543318
3rd...
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>>68542418
>TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
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>>68543102
been trying man
I reckon that because he just came down, a whole bunch of people just tuned it at once and the website is cunting me about because of it

got sound, no imgz
thanks tho
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HE HAS SETUP A TRAP
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>>68542418
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
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>>68539263
people will be climbing that tree for years.


Will we get a Treeprince or Treequeen?
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HES GOT A BOMB
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>>68543142
so thread is dead then
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Tree king is being detained.
This is truly a grim day for druids everywhere.
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TREEKING IS KILL

HIS KINGDOM IS NO MORE
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they are getting ready to give him olanzapine the bastards
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whats with the guns on everyone? What kind of danger can he cause??
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He is STRAPPPED
HE IS STRAPPED DOWN
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>>68543293
every kings reign comes to an end
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Long live the king
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WHAT THE FUCK HE'S A FUCKING ELF! WHY DOES THE POLICE DO THIS
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FUCK OFF DRONE CUNT. If only you'd done your fucking job.
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>>68543529
never forget
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NEVER FORGET THE TREE KING
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>Yfw he just wanted a ambulance ride
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>>68543542
Cops carry guns here, don't be scared, eurocuck.
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HAS THE KING BEEN CAPTURED???
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DRONE FAG FAILED TREEKING
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>dude climbs a tree
THATS SO WEIRD HE MUST BE CRAZY
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We must find out WHO this tree king is.
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>tfw I spend my entire afternoon watching an autistic schizophrenic hobo getting stuck in a tree

When I was a kid I used to have dreams and hope. This is utterly depressing
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ANOTHER ANON NEEDS TO TAKE HIS PLACE!
THERE MUST BE A NEW KING
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Get this on YouTube guys
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>>68543684
A MODERN DAY JUDAS
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TREEKING WILL RISE AGAIN, DO NOT FORGET HIM
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>>>>>>>>>DRONE
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Turns out treeking is a sissy after all..
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DRONEBRO IS BACK AND ITS TOO LATE
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>>68543651
>crazy guy in a tree
>Better bring my machine gun!!

You americans are nuts
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DRONE KEK NEEDS TO PAY
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FUCKING DRONEKEK YOU USELESS BASTARD
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R.I.P TreeKing
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drone fag to late
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>>68543729
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A TREE KING
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>>68542153
Is the bear ok?
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>>68543684
JUDAS
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>>68543651
kekd
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"A drone has flown overhead"
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DRONEBRO YOU ARE LATE.
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DRONE FAGGROT FLYING HIS FUCKING DRONE THROUGH THE AIR
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