TREEKING BREAD
http://komonews.com/live/event
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>daylight returns
>some lady offers coffee to the treeking
>treeking clambers partway down and tells lady to fuck off
>returns to throne
>news helicopter getting ready to broadcast
>drone standing by until rain stops
>GOATKING SHOWS UP TO NEGOTIATE
>BRINGS GOAT DUBED "deer"
>POLICE CLEAR STREETS
>POLICE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG
ALL HAIL TREEKING
first for hitler was not wrong
First for calling the control room
>>68539263
f-first
first for gas trees the forest war now
>>68539263
CRASHING THIS CIRCUS WITH NO SURVIVORS
FIRST FOR MEME OPERATIONS HQ
why is it night time in Seattle already?
UPDATE ON DRONE
JUST GOT DONE SUCKING 50 DICKS
My biggest question is why doesn't the Seattle Fire Department own a safety net? Are they really expensive or something?
>Captcha: Trees
Been watching for 12 hours and have to leave for a bit now, I hope nothing is going to happen
http://komonews.com/live/event
I'm genuinely grateful to him.
With all the shit going down lately, I really needed this story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>>68539412
>>68539412
>>68539414
>>68539390
>0 ▶
>first for hitler was not wrong
damn luka
>>68539435
Rain and clouds 85% of the time.
>>68539435
its always night time in seattle
Been away, 20 mins suddenly panic. What is happen?
This the most stupid thing I've seen on /pol/
There are actual wars habbening in the world you sliders
Crash the tree
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68539414
Step back I'm in charge now.
Took a nap but I've pretty much been watching since last thread, when will this motherfucker jump? If he doesn't die by the end of this I'm gonna be pissed.
dat phone
GAS ALL THE CONIFERS
TREE WAR NOW
>comfy
>>68539503
Memes are more important than wars.
Don't you see?
>>68539475
he is one of the 36. his job is to relieve fear.
>>68539486
>>68539486
>dia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_
>>68539407
>Anonymous (ID: VzDw2dLn) 03/23/16(Wed)15:16:58 No.68539391 ▶
>First for calling the control room
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> Anonymous (ID: fc2M/mRr) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:02 No.68539399 ▶
>>>68539263 (OP)
>f-first
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> Anonymous (ID: mLgJZXe6) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:07 No.68539407 ▶
>first for gas trees the forest war now
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> Anonymous (ID: HsiIFkgI) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:10 No.68539412 ▶>>68539486
>>>68539263 (OP)
>CRASHING THIS CIRCUS WITH NO SURVIVORS
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> Anonymous (ID: BnXVEaC2) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:11 No.68539414 ▶>>68539486
>File: 4ch meme op hq patch ver 1.png (115 KB, 886x1209)
>FIRST FOR MEME OPERATIONS HQ
>>68539458
>control room
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> Anonymous (ID: fc2M/mRr) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:02 No.68539399 ▶
>>>68539263 (OP)
>f-first
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> Anonymous (ID: mLgJZXe6) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:07 No.68539407 ▶
>first for gas trees the forest war now
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> Anonymous (ID: HsiIFkgI) 03/23/16(Wed)15:17:10 No.68539412 ▶>>68539486
>>>68539263 (OP)
>CRASHING THIS CIRCUS WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68539503
No one cares about 3rd world shit holes
air lift goat to tree man with drone
TREE KING
R
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K
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>>68539494
they're "moving in tactical teams"
i.e. air strike
>>68539465
It probably will.
>>68539503
No one cares about your shithole country tbqh
/pol/ 1st airborne division please deploy your drones, repeat please deploy your drones
>>68539263
>poo in yew
KEK
Greatest Of All Time GOAT confirmed present
>>68539486
>>68539596
>>68539503
like i give a shit about mudslimes blowing each other up
>>68539668
You either have a country or you don't. You need borders.
>>68539263
IS HE STILL GOING!!!?!??
>>68539758
no we are watching nothing
>>68539668
War is closer to your shithole cunt than mine 2b totally honest
>>68539534
Woops meant first thread.
>>68539285
It won't stop for hours according to forecasts
FLY NOW
I feel the reporter isn't fully human as well as is treeking.
WE NEED MERCH
WE NEED MERCH
>WE NEED MERCH
PHOTOSHOP FAGS WE NEED VECTOR GRAPHICS OF TREEKING
MAKE SHIRTS
MAKE KEYCHAINS
MUST KEEP LEGACY GOING
>>68539503
>sliders
damn im hungry now
>>68539801
Is that a threat?
>>68539263
>http://komonews.com/live/event
>#ManinTree
oh man entertainment today..
What is TreeKing thinking at this point?
DEPLOY THE FUCKING DRONE FAGGOT
GOD WILLS IT
Even on the ground
Tree King's feet are in the air
Marky Mark is having so much fun
BUILDING 7 (storeys high)
I'm the negociator now
>>68539876
i made this yesterday
why doesn't the police just let him be until he get thirsty enough that he needs to climb down?
>>68539786
#POLARMY boots on the ground!
HE'S UP THERE BECAUSE HIS BITCH EX GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM JESUS CHRIST SHIT TIER REPORTER
Post qts
>>68539920
hmm
>>68539901
"FAGGOTS"
>>68539876
Working on the documentary Kickstarter as we speak
Campaign launch in 30 minutes
He's going to be there for another week for sure.
>>68539918
more, where does it come from?
>>68539918
Take note at how Tree King never actually touches the ground.
But why?
>>68539503
No shit faggot. Thats why we need treeking
>>68539984
I wonder if dronebro will get arrested for helping the treeking
scrambling interceptors
>>68540050
That was from anon, about thread #9 last night
>>68539984
Pls
>>68539513
Will be getting that made as a patch. :)
Somebody should sacrifice the goat.
>>68540126
>>68540126
That's implying he will actually do anything
>>68539634
Sneaky rare.
THE GOAT HAS LEFT
ALL HOPE IS LOST
>>68540126
he won't get arrested cause hes a faggot attentionwhore that won't do shit
Official Overnight /pol/ wallpaper
>>68540147
kek
ok thanks
>>68539469
Treeking can shitpost on /pol/ using nothing but purest meme magic
Is tree king real? Why did he climb a tree? Why do people hassle him. I'm going to live in the desert myself.
>>68540256
Very ebun
#twerkingfortreeking
memes
>>68540256
thanks anon,
New Wallpaper set
>>68540066
In the days of old, those elected King represented the power of Thor (or other local thundergod) and as such could never touch the ground as they would lose power (pagans knew about grounding). So they were carried on shields and wheeled thrones.
TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>TREEKING CONFIRMED KING
>>68540273
Get shot for resisting rescue
Guys...
...I think he's a stand user
>>68539969
original transparent png
I REALLY REALLY WANT TO KICK DRONEFAGS TEETH IN
>>68540271
>IRL Shitposting
REPORTER IS JEW CONFIRMED
>he said all that stuff
>>68540273
"Tree King", also known in mythology as Oberon, King of the Elves is merely attempting to return to his natural habitat. The Seattle police force dislikes this as they can't control an elf.
For all those people saying they should just let him be, imagine what kind of precedent that sets for the hordes of other homeless and crazy people that live in Seattle, especially now that it's a sensation
>>68540319
>>68539918
>COMFY
>TIMELESS
>QUANTUM
>LOVE
>SPOOKY
how do we even?
>>68539970
Because if he falls/ throws something on someone the soccer moms and liberals will ask: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM? DID ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???
Has he shat or urinated?
This was abortive thread pic from last night around thread#4
>>68540400
oh wow thanks for this
before i was just using a selector tool and it made the quality kinda bad
>>68539590
Just another degenerate faggot who wants to be like a nigger or thinks he came from apes.
>I would love to steal that
>>68539876
Working on a patch, will keep you posted
>>68539263
>http://komonews.com/live/event
IS the stream Broke?!?!
The name of the Goat is Deer.
>>68540477
Both.
GG DIET
>>68540431
It's also a moon
>Uranus IV
PHONE DED
>eating food from internet strangers
>Totally DED dead
This faggot.
Yes, I am the Lorax who speaks for the trees, which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please. But I'm also in charge of the brown Bar-ba-loots, who played in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits and happily lived eating truffula fruits. Now, thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough truffula fruit to go around!
>>68539503
Who gives a shit about wars? This fucking madman climbed a tree!
>>68540373
Why didn't I think of this?
So the only way to get him down is if someone else comes up...
HIS PHONE IS DED
>>68539503
any wars with live streams?
He's casting spells.
>>68540592
>jizz brownies
Donuts are probably safe.
>>68540368
kek
HAIL ODIN!
>>68539263
note to self...be really friendly to reporters on the street...them give them cookies laced with pcp kek
>>68539918
wash those pants and he's actually /fa/ as fuck tbhh
>>68540634
can the drone guy post a picture of the drone on location?
our belief in your plan is wavering.
>>68540371
Well, this is the USA. Being a hobo is a capital offense.
>>68540634
oh holy shit the lorax
Do a swan dive XD
>>68539503
Get out.
>>68540701
Bit of a stretch bud
What are Treeking's favourite video games and anime? He does watch anime, right?
>>68540447
That's what we need. Hobo uprising!!
Tree King Hypothesis
Fact 1: Tree King has climbed the tree for our sins.
Fact 2: Meme magic is real. Praise Kek!
Fact 3: There is Jewish symbolism, the Star of David, in front of Tree King.
Fact 4: Jewish tradition holds that the number 36 has had special significance since the beginning of time: According to the Midrash, the light created by God on the first day of creation shone for exactly 36 hours; it was replaced by the light of the Sun that was created on the Fourth Day. The Torah commands 36 times to love, respect and protect the stranger. Furthermore, in every generation there are 36 righteous people (the "Lamed Vav Tzadikim") in whose merit the world continues to exist. In the modern celebration of Hanukkah, 36 candles are kindled in the menorah over the 8 days of that holiday (not including the shamash candle).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_(number)#In_religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
Fact 5: Goat man and Deer (Dear?) the Goat and Apple Man has graced the presence of Tree King. This parallels the Three Wise Men traveling to honor White Baby Jesus, who was Jewish in culture and religion.
Fact 6: The tree has been there since the 1970s and is a landmark in Seattle, Washington. A famous site grabs the attention of people, enough attention to send a message.
What message does Tree King have for the world?
>>68540488
Humans are apes bro
Here come the shoutouts
>>68540592
/k/ is awful
AWFUL
any1 else having problems withthe stream?
>>68540648
When people say he is talking to himself, he's really just talking to his stand
>>68539969
Into the /wg/ folder it goes.
>Journalism classes tuning in
DO A SHOUTOUT TO BEN GARRISON AGAIN
I'm on mobile, how can I see it ?
Was at work, update me.
Any movement?
did dronebro ever get his string?
is OP still a fag>?
>>68540869
http://komonews.com/live/event
silky smooth here
>>68540592
Godlike.
>>68540816
I feel like the the guy feeding the goat an apple bears occult significance.
What's the tree's twitter?
>>68540864
Does that look like jizz to you, retard?
https://www.reddit.com/r/treeking/
GET IN HERE
>>>/out/720043
>>>/out/720043
>>>/out/720043
>>68540185
STEALTH RARE
>>68540816
So he's basically the Jesus to Kek?
can anyone hear what he is saying?
>>68540993
it's just a normie trying to cash in on the followers, not worth pursuing.
What was the Lorax? And why was it there? And why was it lifted and taken somewhere from the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows? The old Once-ler still lives here. Ask him. He knows. You won't see the Once-ler. Don't knock at his door. He lurks in his Lerkim on top of his store. And on grickly midnights in August he peeks out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks, and tells how the Lorax was lifted away.
>>68540955
Feeeeeel the evil.....
>>68540816
Considering hes been screaming about the jews and telling all the faggots to fuck off periodically i assume it will be words most holy.
>>68540447
>imagine what kind of precedent that sets
Can you elaborate? Most just work to survive anyway. Why not survive somewhere you have space and autonomy? How does it harm the state other than it's one less peasant to harass?
made an aesthetic art. thoughts? im pretty new
IDS HABEBNING
HE'S FLIPPING BACKWARDS
HE'S ABOUT TO DIE
>>68541088
Shinigami eat apples. So i hear. Im not a weeb. >.>
Where to cop treekings royal garb.
The tree cult of kek has found it's attire
Holy shit he is leaning back......
I HAVE A SHOUTOUT TO /POL/
I DON'T KNOW WHO /POL/ IS BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT MORNING
TREEKING IN DANGER!
I-Is he showing his asshole to the cops?
>>68541179
lol what the fuck, this is retarded
>>68540447
> implying it wouldnt be amazing to see all of seattle's homeless take to the trees
Jesus he can suck his own dick!
POO IN LOO SCOLDING CAMERAMAN
>>68541179
You, sir, are an aesthete.
Here, have this gold :-)
treeman going down
>>68541248
everybody's a critic
LET'S SEE YOUR ART, HOTSHOT
PROBLEMATIC
shut this stupid bitch up
How long until Trump goes there, climbs up the Tree, and makes a deal with the Tree King?
NOO DONT FALL
>You just told the live-stream
top kek
"he's smart"
she's right.
You know what you should should we should they should should. He's not an alcohol!
He's not a drugs, he's not an alcohol, he knows what he doing.
SHUT UP OLD LADY
>>68541179
That is beautiful. I'd buy it
BASED SMART LADY.
>>68541308
OC
>these old wymyn explaining histrionic behavior
HE IS NOT AN ALCOHOL
>Let's dispel with this notion that Tree King doesn't know what he's doing
WOMAN REEEEE
LET'S JUST DISPEL THIS NOTION THAT TREE KING DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! TREE KING KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING
"he's not a drugs"
"he's not an alcohol"
wtf is happening
Did he huff jenkem?
>foreign bitch on the street thinks she's an expert
>dabba dabba he smart you do te tat yudda so sumting
>>68541348
Let's just dispell this fiction.
STOP WOMANSPLAINING IT TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this mexican objecting
we need the help of the ents in the coming race war
>>68540733
Right?
I need that fuggin sweatshirt
uhh whys he upside down?
did they shoot him?
These harpies of Satan wants media to stop covering Treeking so that he can no longer spread joy and distract from misfortune.
Don't fall for their lies.
>>68540816
>random lady gives more of a shit about the tree and having it for christmas
THE TREEKING WILL PREVAIL
Fuck please don't die
Come on guys, he obviously has schizophrenia.
HES SHOWING THEM HIS ASSHOLE
Was that Rubio's wife?
>OY VEY LEAVE HIM ALONE
The tree is eating him.
BE CAREFUL OF THE GENTLEMAN AND HIS PANTS LEVEL
TREEKING DONT DO IT
>>68539984
He's literally sucking his own dick
>>68541455
she was for sure a gook
TREE KING: "He is not a drugs, he is not an alcohol."
i think he's got himself into a pickle
I-Is he cleaning himself like a dog?
>>68540955
>>68541088
Goats are those who are destined for hell. The apple represents original sin. This is definitely some satanic kabbalistic shit
>>68541489
HE WILL MAKE THE TREE DISAPPEAR
who /not a drugs/ here?
Stream dead?
>wake up
>his still in the tree
YES!
>>68541551
>ywn
oh gawd i just wanna so bad i could take it by force
WHY IS THE STREAM ALWAYS FLICKERING WHITE
REE
Did he jump?
fuckin laggs grrr
prolly my inet if youre telling its smooth
>>68541566
She was Pooistani
There can only be ONE TREEKING
drinking his own piss ? That guy must be thirsty as hell. I'll do the same, this is a critical survival situation
>>68541559
is he for real I can't see
>>68541529
STILLL THEEEREEE!!!!!!!!
Is DroneCuck confirmed as kill yet?
>>68541621
Isn't America great? It's basically a fucking circus show for life.
>>68541325
We're gonna make trees great again, it's going to be yewge.
>he's obviously sleep deprived
didn't this fucker see him napping?
I think tree king is lying on his back to pick the dingle berries out of his anus.
>>68539918
that pepe potencial rigth there
man in tree cares not for thee
>>68541566
Yeah, that was an asian voice. Trust me man, I know asians, I'm from vancouver.
>>68541696
MEME MAGIC IS REAL. HE NEVER COMES DOWN
>>68541742
he is trying to suck himself off
WHY IS HE IN SUCH WEIRD POSITION?
I THINK HE CAN'T MOVE ANYMORE
OR IS HE ABOUT TO SHIT LIKE A VOLCANO?
Post fan-arts
Is there a stream better than komo news one?
Let's all be honest, we're all here because there's a chance he'll fall and die.
Can I watch it anywhere I just found this bread
