Treeking thread.
http://komonews.com/live/event
Get in here.
>>68535506
FIRST FOR ODIN
>cameracuck decides to show off his ebin tech specs
>ends up fucking the video quality up and making it look like shit
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
>>68535635
do not listen to his lies
>>68535506
Posting for meme magic
>>68535697
SECONDED
>>68535506
DRONEKEK INBOUND, AWAITING CLEAR WEATHER
>>68535635
>DRONEBRO UPDATE
>It's fucking raining.
>Dronebro is on scene. But it's raining.
>Can't take off until it's clear.
>Launch will happen with very little warning. As Soon As It Clears.
>REPEAT: AS SOON AS IT CLEARS WE WILL LAUNCH.
lode of shite lad
>>68535762
>>68535740
>>68535730
>>68535697
He's lying.
post the info
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>daylight returns
>some lady offers coffee to the treeking
>treeking clambers partway down and tells lady to fuck off
>returns to throne
>news helicopter getting ready to broadcast
>drone standing by until rain stops
>CURRENT STATUS: LOUNGING IN TREETOP
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
That fucking rain is freaking me out, the house is empty but it sounds like there are sound behind me because the rain is hitting the camera cover.
SKYPE GROUP
https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
>>68535731
Sith lightning or Piano man?
>>68535506
>>68535506
drinking game?
drinking game
take a shot every time somebody asks if he is still there.
>>68535875
fuck you skype is cancer
>>68535937
ITS A QUADCOPTER NOT A DRONE MOTHERFUCKERS REEEEEEEEE
is the stream fucking up for anyone else?
>>68535872
We /schizophrenia/ now
>tfw Emperor Trump nominates him to EPA director
Only if Kek wills it
>68535506
TREEKING
TREEKING
TREEKING
TREEKING
LAUNCH APPLES!
>>68535937
tfw don't give a shit about capeshit
Is there a better stream? Komo news is fucking atrocious and keeps cutting out
FIRST FOR BORE-O-METER
>>68536120
i like them
My DADDY makes me WET my DADDY makes me SQUISHY my DADDY makes me squeal when he puts it in my TUSHY he's calling me a WHORE he makes me beg 4 MORE he makes me lick CUMMIES right off of the floor one time daddy left and I slipped on the floor THE CUMMIES KILLED ME now I can't get any more
>Bore-o-meter
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
threadly reminder he was talking about the secret of 36 last night
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>>68536120
seconded please a better stream
I feel like you guys don't understand the logistics of all this.
We're trying to fly a drone, over a populated area, and deliver supplies to a crazy man at the top of a tree between multiple buildings.
On top of that dronebro is running low on money because it's the end of the quarter.
And we're looking into the legality of everything here.
And dronebro hasn't slept all night trying to get everything together.
And dronebro needs to take a bus and shit. And avoid the rain and shit.
I mean, chill guys.
There's a reason you've only seen ONE drone over the scene. It's not simple shit to get this all done SAFELY and CORRECTLY.
Documentary when?
>someone else made this
>>68536099
RARE
>>68536278
dronebro confirmed for faggot freshman student
TREE KING IN SKY
FOR YOU AND FOR I
TREE KING IN TREE
FOR YOU AND FOR ME
>>68536072
>>68536278
I apreciate the effort, please make it happen
has anyone interviewed this guy yet?
How to get Treecuck down:
1. Obtain a grill
2. Bring grill as close to the tree as possible without getting in trouble with the police
3. Grill burgers and share with everybody around you
Homeless people can't resist the smell of burgers.
4. Don't share with the cocksucker who destroyed a beautiful tree that managed to grow in a place that it shouldn't be able to grow, against all odds. The branches of a pine tree will not grow back.
5. Laugh at him as the police takes him to prison.
>>68536278
SHUDDUP FAGGOT
SHUDDUP FAGGOT
SHUDDUP FAGGOT
SHUDDUP FAGGOT
LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>68536257
tell us more anon
>>68536278
Dude first it's not a drone
Second a fucking toddler could fly a phantom
Third, of course you're not going to fly it over a populated area, that's an instanbt 5 years in jail.
The fact he thinks his own kiddie copter is a drone makes him retarded
t. true quadcopter enthusiast
>>68536120
put the stream quality down to 520p it will run better
This is surreal, but I'm not questioning Kek's meme magic.
>>68536278
You want to talk about logistics? The retard spent 6 hours trying to figure out how to use a string. He is literally stringing you gullible retards along.
>>68536278
Do your best guys, ignore the reddit fags
>>68536455
As a mystical concept, the number 36 is even more intriguing. It is said that at all times there are 36 special people in the world, and that were it not for them, all of them, if even one of them was missing, the world would come to an end. The two Hebrew letters for 36 are the lamed, which is 30, and the vav, which is 6. Therefore, these 36 are referred to as the Lamed-Vav Tzadikim. This widely-held belief, this most unusual Jewish concept is based on a Talmudic statement to the effect that in every generation 36 righteous "greet the Shekhinah", the Divine Presence (Tractate Sanhedrin 97b; Tractate Sukkah 45b).[1]
>>68536478
>t. true quadcopter enthusiast
*tips RC flying fedora*
>Fish walks into a bar
He mocks tree kings lack of water
>>68535824
What...what?
How did this become a meme? I don't understand
It is LITERALLY just some guy in a tree? He hasn't even been there long?
HOW DOES THIS HAVE A RUNNING GENERAL I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED
all it was doing all the time is just talkign with the tree in ent language
mfw tree gets alive and start destroying EEUU commanded by tree king
>>68536278
Excuses. It's not rocket science even if you think it is.
Stop posting until after you do it.
drone bro if you are real and if you are here send him a note tell him to stay strong that he is our treeking
>>68536278
Take your time, he's not going anywhere.
But consider the importance of what you're going to give him.
If you so choose, you will be his literal lifeline.
>/pol/ observes unusual occurence
>assumes Jew-magic
>>68536557
Can confirm all of this.
>>68536612
He's shitting on people, pissing on traffic and trying to murder people with branches and pinecones.
>>68536557
Lamedvavnik is the Yiddish term for one of the 36 humble righteous ones or Tzadikim mentioned in kabbalah or Jewish mysticism. According to this teaching, at any given time there are at least 36 holy persons in the world who are Tzadikim. These holy people are hidden; i.e., nobody knows who they are. According to some versions of the story, they themselves may not know who they are. For the sake of these 36 hidden saints, God preserves the world even if the rest of humanity has degenerated to the level of total barbarism. This is similar to the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Hebrew Bible, where God told Abraham that he would spare the city of Sodom if there was a quorum of at least 10 righteous men. Since nobody knows who the Lamedvavniks are, not even themselves, every Jew should act as if he or she might be one of them; i.e., lead a holy and humble life and pray for the sake of fellow human beings. It is also said that one of these 36 could potentially be the Jewish Messiah if the world is ready for them to reveal themselves. Otherwise, they live and die as an ordinary person. Whether the person knows they are the potential Messiah is debated.
helicopter
helicopter
helicopter
>>68536612
ITS A MAN
HES IN A TREE
HE IS KING OF THE TREE
HES BEEN THERE FOR OVER 24 HOURS
SOME OF US HAVENT SLEPT SINCE HE GOT UP THERE
Kinda don't want him to die. Rather see the cops get butchered than a real man living rough fall out of a tree. Then again I want to see chalk outlines.
>>68536612
because we are habbeningfags and this doesn't happen in our hometown EVER
>>68536742
>>68536742
>The Lamed-Vav Tzaddikim are also called the Nistarim ("concealed ones"). In our folk tales, they emerge from their self-imposed concealment and, by the mystic powers, which they possess, they succeed in averting the threatened disasters of a people persecuted by the enemies that surround them. They return to their anonymity as soon as their task is accomplished, 'concealing' themselves once again in a Jewish community wherein they are relatively unknown.
>>68536278
TIME TO SEND SOME NEETBUX to DRONEbREH
>>68536720
>>68536278
there is helicopter flying around, he'll get caught before he even try to launch
>>68536742
that's kind of cool, why don't we have a movie or a tv show about it?
>>68536828
>>68536742
>>68536557
>>68536455
>>68536257
>Shout out to /pol/
GOAT CONFIRMED
>>68536875
nope
GOATKING IS BORN
G O A T
This is some masonic, devil, jewish conspiracy.
>>68536957
Goatman has arrived
>SACRIFICIAL LAMB
>SACRIFICIAL LAMB
>SACRIFICIAL LAMB
TREE KING CONFIRMED FOR GOAT
SACRIFICE THE GOAT TO TREEKING
GOAT
O
A
T
TREEKING IS GOAT
CONFIRMED
>>68536957
who the fuck is this guy
>deer the goat
is this actually happening?
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>He's STILL in the tree
THE MADMAN
DEER THE GOAT
IS THAT THE GOAT GUY that was interviewed by the cock.li owner?
Goats are expert climbers, lets see if he can get up to meet Treeking
Deer the Goat vs Tree the King
america is realy fcked up place, so many wierdos and wackos.
On the streets its never boring, damn EU is so boring.
>>68537038
goatman interviewed omsides
We can use quantum memetics to alter possible reality through memes spreading...
Hence meme magic, praise Ba'al Kek!
still fighting the good fight i see
What the fuck happend? Stream wont work for me
>goats
>superheroes
>magical tree hobos
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING?
HAS LIFE BECOME A MEME?
I AM LOSING MY SHIT RN HOLY KEK MY SIDES ARE OUT OF CONTROL
>TREEKING
>GOATKING
>DEER THE GOAT SIDEKICK
RAINING STOPPED
LAUNCH DRONE FAGGOT
goatking is a chip off the old block look at him
my sides are in fucking orbit
Deer the goat + treeking for life
Will he get arrested if he comes down?
I thought this was America
DEER THE GOAT
THIS STONER HIPPY
American attempt at Garry the goat. get the fuck out stupid unoriginal American hippy tramp scum
>Deer the Goat
DO WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CLIMB TREES!?
WISE WORDS GOAT KING
The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
>The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
>The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
>The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
>The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
>The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
>The Ancient Order of The Magi is Gathering!
is there a way to get on the roof and throw him some stuff to put on and some food?
i dont want this to end
USE GOAT AS DISTRACTION LAUNCH DRONE!
goatman made a good point, why shouldn't he be allowed to stay in the tree?
PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN A TREE
DO YOU LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE CANT CLIMB TREES
FREE THE TREE
>>68537084
This is getting creepy.
My god, the borders of reality are starting to bend to the almighty KEK.
STOP YOU FOOLS BEFORE YOU GO TO FAR
>>68537172
welcome to Seattle, lol
we like it weird here
>tfw you accidentally linked this thread to your mom instead of your friend
Keep it sfw guys, please
The fuck is going on in Seattle. I'm from NYC and this is strange even to me
>>68537172
There was also that one faggot pointing a cardboard sign at the tree guy saying "HE IS NOT A SPECTACLE".
So meta I don't even.
Is this all a front for the hidden wizards of societies to begin revealing themselves
>>68537328
cause he could fall on someone and kill him
>>68537298
>WE
GOAT FETISH CONFIRMED
>>68537378
Its pretty average in Seattle to be honest.
>>68537395
The meme magic is real
>>68537395
the 36 are revealing themselves.
Seattle is literally a meme city
>>68537274
A FUCKING CROSS OF ST ANDREW
is he gonna jump? have they put up a net yet?
I just wanna see somebody rush the tree with a chain saw
>>68537444
>WUZ
>can someone get a drone up there?
common seattle faggs
some1 tweet that fag the word vodcast is commonly known. what an annoying fuckface
>>68535506
What the fuck is going on here?
>>68537377
Fuck that, this is /pol/ don't forget.
>>68536739
>the hero that /pol/ needs
FEED THE GOAT KING
I left at 3AM what has happen in the last 8 hours?
IT IS OFFICIALLY A CIRCUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Royal goat handler
>>68537390
>pointing a cardboard sign at the tree guy saying "HE IS NOT A SPECTACLE".
>So meta I don't even.
Judging by the dude's diction I wouldn't bet he comprehends the irony
GOAT RAVAGING THAT APPLE
>>68537377
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>ITS OFFICIAL THIS IS A CIRCUS
>>68537378
Seattle is the hippie/hobo/druggie capital of the U.S. Plenty of weird shit to see on any given day.
>>68537565
Everything + goat
>>68537565
man is still in tree, still wants his smokes
can someone make a
"you have been visited by the goatman"
maybe mention apples also.
>>68537625
HIGH ENERGY
TRUMP CONFRIMED
Can someone update me?
He got down on his own?
LAUNCH THE FUCKING DRONE ALLREADY
>>68537377
dude now your mom can check your radical dubs
hey anon's mom check my 8
ALL HAIL HIS APPRENTICE DEER THE GOAT
sorry but wtf is going on?
teh eatz !!
>>68537565
nothing, if you were watching the pariscope the asian guy went autistic on live tv
>OFFICIAL NAMES
>TREEKING
>GOATKING
>DEER THE GOAT
FUCK MANINTREE
FUCK GOATMAN
FUCK THIS RETARDED SHIT
lmao he got the street shut down.
I want to see him fall so bad
>>68537328
That's the point the treeking is getting at I think. In America, instead of just letting someone hang out in a tree, we bring swat teams and helicopters and a megaphone and try to have him check his privilege, but it looks like this man is impervious to social justice shaming.
Is the stream pissing anyone else off? Loads ads every 2 minutes
>>68537744
Goat love apple
>>68537773
SMOKES GNOME is the original and best name
>>68537731
I have no idea
http://www.rainymood.com/
for extra comfiness
>>68537591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN7OkrP-ciE&list=PLxUhnXxM4A-Azz9HBOqKSYqQ9mkwxl-jF&index=3
HOLY SHIT THE BANTZ FROM THE RANDOM BYSTANDER
HOW DARE HE INSULT THE TREEKING
>>68537785
Same.
Oh shit! The man is here!
WE GOT A TAXPAYER ON STREAM
He looks more like a GOAT wizard
>>68537785
ad block
>>68537696
Early on he went down for camel crush cigarettes and went back up
>lazy eye
BURN THE HERETIC
BOOO
PRAISE TREEKING
>>68537773
IT'S DEAR THE GOAT BECAUSE HE'S DEAR TO MANY PEOPLE
Lads, I'm headed over there before long. Should be about 70-80 minutes from now.
All hail goat king
>>68536278
then dont say you can fuckken do it when you're just gonna whine about it. It's a shitty thing to do, but thanks I guess.
>>68537785
Get an ad blocker you faggot
>goat
>>68536739
Sounds like your typical Canadian hermit.
>>68537785
oh so that's what the glitching is. Didn't notice with adblocker
guy's redpilled as fuck
where that goat come from?
Are muslims involved?
Pls respond
>>68537935
oh god this faggot
>I PAY MY TAXES
I PAY MY TAXES
>I PAY MY TAXES
I PAY MY TAXES
>I PAY MY TAXES
I PAY MY TAXES
>I PAY MY TAXES
I PAY MY TAXES
LAUNCH THE FUCKING DRONE
>douchebag bitching about shit.
WE GOT AN EDGY MEME LORD HERE
>TAKE HIM OUT
I'M A FUCKING CAPITALIST
BLAST HIM AWAY WITH A HOSE TO SAVE SOME MONEY DAMMIT!
>>68537785
down for me
>he's just sitting there
>MENACINGLY
He's voting trump.
>>68537943
SOURCE
OH GOD NO THEYRE DOING IT
>TACTICAL TEAMS
>SET UP
this is the reporters best day ever
Wouldn't it be great if trump showed up and joined treeking in the tree?
>>68537996
He will die a green death the heretical scum bag.
>>68537943
Not again
>>68537943
sauce
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
50F+
>wears a faggy scarf.
SEND IN THE SWAT TEAM
>>68538010
Cans.wav
boi he bout to do it
guy isn't wrong. why the hell are they spending thousands of dollars on a guy in a tree. it's just a guy in a tree. why close roads? why can't odin be in a tree?
BOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING?
>>68538119
>facials
I can hear the fucking sirens irl, can you guys hear them on the stream?
>>68538098
I can't watch the stream rn, post screenshots.
>>68538162
cans.wav is for anger
>>68538119
Muslims would have shot him before he got up the tree, that is why they moke us and attack us without fear guys
>>68538195
now i can
>>68538119
Fuck this guy, leave TreeKing alone.
>>68538119
>pays his taxes
>>68537975
i can have a goat
LAUNCH THE FUCKING DRONE FAGGOT
how do i get the sound on the stream to work?
Pretty sure that this is a plan of the eternal anglo.
>>68538205
Y U CAN NO WATCH??? :O
>placing a Christmas tree in the middle of an urban area in the middle of march
>>68538087
>>68538128
Stop being retarded and use reverse image search.
This tree motherfucker is chill as fuck.
Not the slightest worried about the money spent to watch him chill.
tfw no drone
>>68537327
Why are there jew stars on a Macy's?
>>68538168
You say that now but what will you say when he completes his ritual spell and begins raining fireballs down on the street
>>68538250
>killing a man for climbing a tree
And that's why we mock them for being uncivilized subhuman shitskins.
>be american
>climb a tree
>cause a larger panic than 9/11
>100 police men pull you down
>wait half an hour
>climb back up
>get shot
:^)
>>68538281
Take it easy
>>68538281
Why don't they have the eagles just fly the supplies to treeking
>>68538236
dude what
how much has this faggot cost the city so far?
>>68538087
>>68538128
The Muslim detection device worked again
>>68538250
Muslims don't have trees
>>68538311
are you retarded
WHY IS THERE NO DRONE YET?
>>68538236
Thank you anon, that makes me very happy.
What type of store is Macy's?
Went to sleep around 7:00 PST, what did I miss anons?
>>68538311
The city and surrounding landscape is literally full of "christmas" trees. They are native.
>>68538383
Nobody knows Mirko.
>>68538346
>be britcuck
>lose your head over the smallest of things
>>68538218
>no_fun_allowed.webm
>>68538334
Kikes all over Seattle.
>>68538321
t'inquiete, j'suis sur qu'il y a deja des t shirt prets a la vente pour rentabiliser tout ça.
>>68538364
not nearly enough.
