Stream link: http://komonews.com/live/event
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Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
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Periscope link: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlMEkBXVJL
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
>awake and chatty edition
>>68530979
HAIL TO THE KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fI6Y9Gsdw
TOP 5 FOR KEK
>they don't have cardboard technology in seattle.
Tree King Wills It
The one treeman to rule them all.
Why are we watching a guy ontop of a tree /pol/
First for dont be twitch chat
>>68530995
you better deliver
Any chance someone in the area with an 80 foot boom mic could get down there so we can hear his sermon?
>>68530995
>Dronebro here, about to head out to deliver care package. Inside is:
>
>Some paper and a yellow sharpie so he can write his tree bible for us,
>handwarmers so he doesnt have to stop the writting to warm his hand,
>and a single twizzler to keep his energy high.
kek good work
what's your ETA?
i just felt like climbing
>>68530995
>>68530995
Jesus Christ, just send him cigarettes
>>68531144
i take bus, so a while
Did he just fucking bark?
AAAAAWOO!
>>68531136
DRONEBRO
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>>68531082
i can't believe this, hilarious
>>68530995
Cigarettes and a lighter ffs, its all treeking wants
>>68531197
get him a sandwich or something
>Treeking
>Not Treebeard
You guys are slipping
>>68530995
TIMESTAMPED PIC PLS
>>68531144
>no smokes
why?
I wish I had one of those goofy high powered RC helicopters like the ones at the mall. They're cheap, and somewhat disposable. Just attach a cigarette, lighter, and a ziplock bag of trail mix and fly it up to him.
Stay safe Drone man
He ruined the top of that tree
What a fucking asshole
>>68531197
godspeed drone bro
which bus route you taking?
god damn it pol, just for once shut the fuck up
>>68531197
Get him a pack of smokes anon. Smoking wil help center him to write the bible.
FEED TREEKING PLEASE
>>68531315
>Insulting our king
Get out now.
doesn't he need water?
>>68531197
Why the fuck a yellow sharpie though? You can't read that shit on white paper. Need green.
>>68531133
>>68531144
>believing this idiot.
there's cops all around. flying a drone care package to the dude will get you instantly arrested.
>>68531315
It was his tree to ruin though.
>>68531197
Cut it with the damn twizzler, he's been up there for what, 20 hours? send him a small water bottle at least.
>>68531197
get him water
>>68531131
HABBIDING
TREEKING SHUT IT DOWN.
>>68531144
HE NEEDS FUCKING WATER YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Tree King, oh Tree King, what is your message?
>>68531411
He flew a drone pretty close to him last night
>>68531411
He did it last night aswell, also is flying a drone illegal?
HE'S ASCENDING
>>68531197
Bring him something /pol/ related.
How do the Jews feel about this, /pol/?
>>68531237
Exactly, our king has requested based Camel Crushs specifically. Include lighter so he can light cigarettes and start a nightly bonfire atop the tree.
>>68531082
that bird flying past, magical
Helicopter requested on scanner earlier will be available in 30 minutes
People complaing about the care package, he cant throw all kinds of weight on that drone.
Especially since it`s supposed to come off with little effort.
>>68531474
move along, goy. nothing to see here
>mfw this turns out to be an anti trump protest
>>68531197
JUST BRING THE MAN SOME GOD DAMN SMOKES
Its not water or food that will bring him down. Its the need for a smoke. If you want this to go on longer you know what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
OH SHIT HE STANDIN
STICKY WHEN?
>>68531403
>
fuck yourself
>>68531576
he should just buy a pop-top bottle of water, that would probably be light enough for a drone that size.
>>68531197
Write "everybody wants you to jump, love /pol/" and wait.
>IF HE FALLS WE ALL FALL
>IF HE STARVES WE ALL STARVE
>IF HE FREEZES WE ALL FREEZE
>IF HE DEHYDRATES WE ALL DEHYDRATE
>IF HE SHITS WE ALL SHIT
All hail our Arboreal Overlord
>>68531197
Post yfw treeking immediately uses the marker and paper to write his suicide note and he jumps.
Post yfw you directly contributed to our savior's death.
>>68531589
this reddit has been invited we never get dates to the prom
>>68531664
How long DroneBro?
>>68531780
Stop giving him attention, you gullible fucking cuck.
>>68531535
It's alright
STREAM PLOX
Fuck water, get the guy some tendies. Jesus people get your priorities straight.
Don't you guy's see? Tree King is metaphorically telling us that we don't need these depressing concrete blocks to soar high above everyone else. He looks down on the people he talks to in the windows. We don't need to be supported by modern day depression architecture, we can be supported by nature and what was made for us, and through that support become kings ourselves.
>>68531763
>jumps on live TV
Kek. Please let it be so.
>>68531144
HE NEEDS WATER. We want tree king to survive as long as possible in the tree.
>>68531490
It will rain soon
>>68531543
Former cancerfag, Camel Crush is surpassed only by menthol silvers.
>>68530979
Has his named been released yet?
these birds must be really confused
He's napping again. Zzzzzzzzz
>>68531664
DroneBro. Send Trump merchandise. kthxbye
>>68531411
>Doubting dronebro
>>68531839
Arboreal Overlord
http://komonews.com/live/event
skittles
that man need skittles
>>68531889
Tree King.
These reporters are such cucks. (wont show him shitting. Don't want us to hear his holy words) Their dicks are shrinking looking at a real man like Treeking.
>>68531912
Rest well tree king
Actually thought he would fall just now. Those branches had maximum flex and he was totes lethargic
>>68531961
he needs some milk
How the goddamn fuck are those branches still supporting him?
>>68531889
Treesus Christ, but TK is his nickname.
>>68531852
nah he just wants to chill with the trees and birds n' shit.
The Tree Gnome has successfully mated with Yggdrasil.
Let prosperity come to the Northwestern Province!
>>68531867
whats he gonna catch it with? His shit stained hands?
yo rushed back from work and he's still there yes!
He's going to die in two days without water
>>68532046
>treeking literally being supported by a fucking leaf
>As long as they're friendly hurr huh huh huh
Why hasn't treeking purged these cucks yet?
The drone should bring him a Gameboy Advance.
>>68531967
They would if they could man. I don't think they want to get fired.
>>68531960
Thanks best ally
>>68532089
All glory to the Tree Gnome!
Gotta go for 4 hours. This better be still on when I come back.
Hail Treeking! o/
His foot's on the wrong side of the branch, he will fall soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdFK5eVmZ3o
>>68532102
yea he needs water really badly
OMG HE FELL ! HE FELL ! TREEKING IS NO MORE!!
>>68531505
>also is flying a drone illegal?
not sure if it's illegal yet but operating a drone over a populated area is definitely bad form. plus the cops could probably get you for providing assistance to a criminal trespasser or some shit.
>>68531771
We don't need invitations.
>>68532147
Fuck off. At least he went and did something
>>68532147
sneaky kek
Do you guys believe in meme magic yet?
>>68532174
Well that's one way of getting him food...
>>68532229
You don't get to bring friends
>>68532123
with Warioland 4
>>68532230
this
how often does 4chan appear on tv without being named
>>68532259
Did you see that branch explode?
>getting him food
>pavement is food
DRONE BRO FEED TREE KING NOW FOR MEME MAGIC
>no food
>no water
he's homeless, i'm sure he's used to spending long hours without them
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone.
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
>>68532396
>>68532397
>>68532399
oh bloody ell lads
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
What the fuck !!!!
Every stream I go on is last nights footage
How the fuck am I supposed to worship current treeking
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
Fixed
>>68532396
>>68532397
>>68532399
3x brits consecutively cucked into replying
also, leave the gnome alone.
>>68532370
Weirdly Portugal knows. Must have stole the info
HE NEEDS TO SURVIVE 9 NIGHTS TO ASCEND TO GODHOOD!!
>>68532089
kek
Did he fucked the tree or just pissed on it?
also
>>68531411
>>68531501
>>68531505
>>68531937
You can fly it but giving TREEKING a package might get him into trouble.
>>68532475
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68532295
LEAVE THE GNOME ALONE
>>68532524
>giving TREEKING a package might get him into trouble.
not if they don't find him.
>>68532295
leave the gnome alone
>>68532524
Drone man dindu nuffin just givin money for dem programs
I think we need a new dronebro, this one sucks.
>takes the bus
>wont bring him smokes
>is a faggot
>attention whore
I suggest we go to other boards and look for a new dronebro.
>>>/diy/
>>>/g/
>>>/out?
Is treeking still up there?
Dude Weed LMAO appears randomly.
>>68532482
the king would be proud
HES SLOWLY DYING FROM EXPOSURE GUYS, WE'RE WATCHING HIM SLOWLY DIE :(
dronecuck here
i'm still searching for string
about 9 hours so far lol
where can i get string?
how do i attach string to my drone?
how do i breathe i am stupid
how do i waste even more of your time
thank you based gullible retards
kek bless us
I was here since the first thread. I wake up today and he's still in his nest and I have an emergency snowday off work.
B A S E D
>>68532230
If you're going to do something then do it right.
>>68532503
Odin has returned in the form of tree king.
this reporter thinks the treeking story is going to get him a pulitzer
>>68532503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGpxYtR5k3A
THREAD THEME
captcha: Choose all pictures of trees
Can anyone provide a webm of our lord and savior unleashing his bowels onto the city below?
>BOMBS AWAY
>>68532341
What? Sauce? Sorry, I only check in every once in a while. Damn work and shit.
>>68532773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvpjAyHH490
>>68532773
I didn't save it fugg
>if I left when I first started watching I'd be there already...
These people talking about how he needs food. This homeless guy had probably gone days without food and water, they forget the strength that their neglect gives our tree king
>hug the trunk
>slide down
um
YEAH DONT TAKE THAT SHIT TREEKING!
Is tree king still at it? Was away from home all day.
>>68532746
Ragnar approves
>>68530979
is this guy still in the fucking tree
>>68532561
Thanks anon
THE LIGHT SHINES UPON THE TREEKING.
>>68532978
yes
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68532147
kek
>>68532978
Why would he not be?
>>68532925
> Days without water
Food maybe, but it's pretty easy to get water whenever you want it if you're homeless.
As long as you don't mind drinking out of bathroom sinks, which they probably don't.
>>68532503
holy shit this guy is 21st century Odin.
who's here for the long haul?
Does any bro got a clip of the Ben Garrison shoutout?
>>68532978
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68533110
just ask for another shoutout
Everyone in this thread: 'HOW SHALL WE FUCK OFF O LORD?' Tree Gnome is the Messiah!
damn he's still up there, ok has anything noteworthy happened since this:
synopsis
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @TLinkomo4
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>CURRENT STATUS: DRONE IS APPROACHING
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
Code
mega
epsilon
mega
epsilon
SEATTLE
coordinates
47.612276,-122.338707
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>going 24h without jacking off
Cant't imagine it 2bh
>>68533071
HAIL ODIN!
>>68533071
pls be real
>>68532978
You realize his name is Treeking, do you not?
>>68533200
lol tlinkomo4 is asleep
ODIN!!!
time in Seattle? Around 9am will be really hard for him
Sitting up.
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
he's currently countering hexes cast at him by the police negotiators. counter cursing ensuing.
This is fucking loony, but fuck it nice change of pace.
DEPLOY DRONEBRO
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>>68533392
It's 10:16 am in seattle
Thnking about riding the ferry over at this point.
>No drone though
oh tree king
oh tree king
far up high
oh tree king
oh tree king
reaching the skies
scream without fear
and sleep tonight
oh tree king
oh tree king
they fear your might
>>68532707
MAKE SURE THE FUCKING STRING IS BARELY GODDAMN ATTACHED TO YOUR DRONE SO THE FUCKING TREETARD DOESN'T PULL YOUR GODDAMN DRONE OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY!
>>68533200
he climbed down 2/3 of the way to yell at a woman who said she would give him a coffee if he came down
he said fuck off and went back up
>>68533428
in the rain and in the wind, i don't think he will put his drone in danger, that shit is expensive
>>68533422
is that actually shia labeouf
>>68533463
Have cardboard with [/pol/] on it though???
>The staff of power has reappeared!
>All glory to the Based Arboreal Emperor of Seattle!
>>68533533
kek
classic treeking
He should write a book
treekings
>colourful
language
Tree King only goes down on your mom
>>68533635
Books are made of trees.
Went to bed 11 hours ago and hes still in the fucking tree, still pissed at the normies, still throwing shit.
I salute you treeking, youre fucking doing it.
>>68533635
If dronebro delivers he just might,
Or whats more likely hell wipe his ass with it.
He's having an entmoot with the police
He must not be hasty
>>68533666
His name is Cody isn't it?
Just called the Seattle PD and told them about Dronecuck's youtube channel and twitter.
Enjoy.
>>68533736
>he went to sleep
you are unworthy of the tree king
it's going to be on CNN
>>68533533
Treeking has passed the trial of the temptress. No sooner does a man embark on his true mission in life do the Gods send a seductress to lure him away. One girl was even saying she would sleep with him if he came down. MGTOW Treeking stayed true to his destiny.
>>68533561
No there are a million different things you can do.
>a picture of pepe
>hitler did nothing wrong
>sheekyforums
What is it with you faggots that like to advertise this board?
>>68533666
Satan knock it off
>>68530979
>>68532658
whodat?
>>68533802
FAGGOT
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>>68533798
Cody Miller I think
>>68533771
[spoiler]fellow lotr fag i recognize your words[/spoiler]
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
I'd go with pic related
>>68532925
there are different types of homeless people and none of them go without food or water very long.
>stationary homeless
>stick within a few blocks
>almost always obese
and
>wandering homeless
>see them all over the city
>always pretty fit
the stationary homeless get to know the people passing them and are always able to cop a meal. the wandering homeless just go into grocery stores and eat shit straight off the shelves. there's one wanderer and every once in a while i see him in my area whole foods shoveling pastries into his mouth right out of the little cubby holes with pastries and nobody has the balls to say shit to him.
point is all homeless people have plenty to eat.
>>68533846
EIGHT DAYS TO GO!
>>68533666
>>68533860
Dronefag is the faggot. He didn't deliver the supplies to our starving king.
What does his beard smell like?
Don't we all just wish we could do this shit ! ! ! ?
Shit is 1337 !
how long can a man go without water? assuming he didnt drink any from the rain
>>68533912
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
TREEKING, TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
Is there a better livestream so we can hear him preach?
>>68533984
sap
>>68532865
someone got the cameraman or treeking to say hello to /pol/
i got here late, streaming it at work now
i just know it happened
Wont he suffer from sleep deprivation?
I doubt he actually caught any z's last night, but then again i was sleeping so i stopped watching for a few hours.
how long before the deprivation causes him to hallucinate and start tripping balls? will this be how TreeKing goes out?
>>68533751
I find it pretty stupid dronebro flying his drone in the daytime. He only got away with flying his drone because it was night time
>some kind of gun
it's ogre
>>68533984
your moms pussy
>>68534000
3 days
>>68534000
4000 hours aparantly
I WISH THESE REPORTERS WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN HEAR THE TREEKING
>>68533998
Nice shoop based anon
>magic can into real
>man can into god
We live in wonderful times
HE"S STILL UP THERE HOLY KEK
did we get DRONEBROS video????
The SPD sound like they got the tranquilizer gun
WILL THIS BE THE END OF OUR HERO
Drone ETA is T-5
>>68534052
He made a fort or something on top of the tree and slept on it.
>>68534092
They turned off the external mic on purpose because they got cuckked by their boss for having profane language on the stream.
fucking komo news retards. he's asking about pic related
Someone in that building should throw a line over to the tree. He will be able to tie it off, and then supplies can be shuttled over.
did i just hear 'dartgun'
>>68534139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so
>>68534179
>>68534179
>>68534179
NOOO!!!
They are gonna shoot him down
Prepare for spashdown
>>68534191
>T-5
5 what? Weeks? Furlongs? Fathoms?
