Stream link: http://komonews.com/live/event
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Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
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Periscope link: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlMEkBXVJL
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
QUESTION OF THE THREAD: What is Tree King's message to his subjects? What has he ascended the branches of truth to tell us?
>>68527366
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE TREEKING IS ACTUALLY A CIA SPOOK
Synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
Is tree king a practitioner of ancient jewish meme magic?
>>The Lamed-Vav Tzaddikim are also called the Nistarim ("concealed ones"). In our folk tales, they emerge from their self-imposed concealment and, by the mystic powers, which they possess, they succeed in averting the threatened disasters of a people persecuted by the enemies that surround them.
>The lamed-vavniks do not themselves know that they are ones of the 36. In fact, tradition has it that should a person claim to be one of the 36, that is proof positive that they are certainly not one. Since the 36 are each exemplars of anavah, ("humility"), having such a virtue would preclude against one’s self-proclamation of being among the special righteous. The 36 are simply too humble to believe that they are one of the 36.
>jew stars on the macy's building
>writes 36 on the tree
HE CLIMBED FOR OUR SINS
>select all trees
KEK GRACES US WITH TRUTH
qt3.14 alert
Throw the hippie in jail.
Fuck this bitch, of course shes fucking late to work. Hope her boss is on this board and cans her ass
What did he mean by this?
>>68527871
Plz no bully tree king
march = happening month
>>68527885
TREEKING DEMANDS PEACE FROM HIS PLEBS.
>>68527885
V FOR VAGINA
ITS ALL TRUE I KNEW IT
HE WANTS A QT TREE QUEEN
>>68527885
Oh shit he is gonna cut the tree down with his fingers
>You will never get to hang out with treeking all night and get cookies from qts while getting paid
Nobody noticed the peace sign??? I bet you'll notice my FUCKING leaf more than the peace sign.
qp pie <3
Komo reporters gonna get high on "Special" THC cookies
>>68527885
capped this too kek
how long before he eats the rabbit?
Go Portugal!!
>>68527885
He's trying to hitchhike.
Pretzel the cameras on qts p-pls
>>68527366
>>68528011
never mind
Pls RT
>>68527885
Needs to take another number 2
>>68527885
it's a rabbit.
>>68527871
Should treeking decide to descend his pine throne, he will do so with a graceful 80 foot swan dive.
>>68527871
Watch it anon, or the secret services might come after you for treason.
Also dronefag is a massive douchenozzle
>>68527433
TREE KING TREE KING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68527885
Flip it and check`em
Can we all agree that Phoenix Jones was the best part of this so far?
>>68528061
Is that one of the bombers?
>>68528061
too obvious m8.
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT ANGER THE TREEKING
I REPEAT
DO NOT ANGER THE TREEKING
Stay safe TreeKing. Please bless me with cozy restful sleeps.
>>68528066
Hes already done that twice on livestream. It was a full moon out last night.
why do they want to get him down? why can't the tree gnome live peacefully in his domain? why must society pester him with firemen ladders and road closures?
he simply wants to give blessings to passerby's
TREEKING TREEKING
DO NOT ANSWER
>>68528109
they should be feeding treeking not the reporters FFS
GOOD JOB GROUND GUYS :)
>>68527885
doubles
>>68528109
manlet alert
all these chicks hornie for streamers wut
>>68528041
Portugal clearly #1 in shoutouts per capita.
>>68528061
You so funneh XD
Fuck Reddit
Tree King shouldn't be covered by such low lifes
>>68528155
Yea
>>68527735
He did not write 36. The number was waiting for him.
>>68528260
based
That police negotiator has a lot of work cut out for him.
I'm going to sleep after this eventful 24 hours. Please someone try get a pack of ciggies and a bottle of water to this man. Dronebro still here?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/4bn2p2/watching_our_man_in_tree_stream_come_say_hi/
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE
ENDLESS ENERGY.
americans are pretty good at cookies tbqh
>>68528258
>yfw they're going to claim our king from us
ENDLESS ENERGY
>>68527366
FUCKING REDDIT
this reporter is a fucking cuck.
COOKIES
O
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I
E
S
>>68528235
Have you not seen twitch and youtube in the past 5 years? Attention whores are real.
>>68527366
what's the status of dronebro?
>tfw it will never be your job to cover Treeking's reign
i fear for him.
He will get dizzy, he will fall asleep and fall to his death.
I never knew streamers get so much pussy.
post a link to 4chan on the on the subreddit
>>68528109
Women are going crazy for treeking.
>>68528348
You should see our burgers
>>68528393
Dronebro status: Colossal faggot that doesnt deliver.
I literally just left for spring break and missed the most important event in Washington State history in the past decade.
>>68528414
He's fallen asleep multiple times already
He's not gonna fall anytime soon
>>68528415
Girls love attention.
>>68528420
fuck off no normies
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>>68528473
>Endless Energy
>Falling Asleep
PURGE THIS FUCKING HERETIC. TREEKING WILL NEVER SLEEP.
>>68528254
Oh yeah most definitely
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
I wanna watch this.
>this whole new media thing is really working out for us
>haw haw haw!
>look at our reddit!!
>>68528195
because there is no guarantee that he won't hurt someone that pass by
he's a monster
he must be stopped
>>68528148
get off 4chan phoenix
>>68528450
Did you really expect anything else?
>>68528420
why the fuck do you think this is a good idea?
>>68528473
i'm not referring to small 30 minutes naps, i'm talking about exhaustion where you can't wake up.
That's what's gonna happen, he will get dehydrated and he will get hungry.
Any news from dronebro? or did he hang himself with some string?
>>68528538
I HAVE BEEN WITH OUR KING SINCE THE BEGINNING I AM NO HERETIC
Did that pizza ever arrive?
Since anon is a faggot and didn't pay for it, the driver would have just gone back. What a fucking disgustingly cruel thing to do.
>>68528254
Nah, Scotland got a mention.
>GEEK ALERT
>GEEK ALERT
>STAND BY FOR GEEKAGE
>>68528420
Where do you think they stole the idea from?
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Someone get down there and give a shoutout to the Belgium Bombers by name :D
>>68528420
this would annoy people here.
>do it.
>>68528503
could you not
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
all others need not apply
>>68528606
He'll just photosynthesize he doesn't need food he needs smokes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/4bn2p2/watching_our_man_in_tree_stream_come_say_hi/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/4bn2p2/watching_our_man_in_tree_stream_come_say_hi/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/4bn2p2/watching_our_man_in_tree_stream_come_say_hi/
Phoenix should come back now that the police line is down.
>>68528633
He gave another shout out to us later I think
Just mentioned with other countries though
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>>68528650
fuck off
HE'S A BIG GUY.
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>he's a big guy
FOR YOU
>>68528687
nice theme thanks anon
>He's a big guy
Big Guy
BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY TREEKING UP TO SOMETHING WOOOOOO
>HE'S A BIG GUY
SOMEBODY GIVE HIM FOOD WHAT THE FUCK
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>BIG GUY
either he lurks here or that's meme magic in action.
>>68528393
Dronebro update. He got string. Currently making himself a sandwich.
4 u
>>68528721
>those references to treeking
Which one of you faggots is a redditor
>>68528720
Funny
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>>68528660
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>>68528743
get your army ready for the imminent suicide bombo kraut senpai
Guys
Treeking acts like an antenna to amplify meme magic
Like and subscribe this post if you came here from the twittervese eks dee
>>68528892
Why are you faggots spamming?
No one from Seattle here?
Go there and give out shouts to Moonman.
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>>68528740
MODS
>>68527871
dear anon, I will be praying to the treeking tonight for your everlasting castration in hell
>>68528862
hes not mentally ill, hes the sanest man in Seattle
>>68528885
IF I'LL PUT IT IN CAPS IT WILL SEEM OF UP MOST IMPORTANCY
>>68528947
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TREEKING TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
JOIN THE TREEKING ARMY
Treeking is making the spic nervous through his meme magic.
>>68528885
>those tabs
every time
>>68528936
OH SHIT
I knew he was a prophet of kek
>>68528862
>#NotAllTreemen
>>68528885
Explain yourself this instant @baxter_biggles
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>>68528764
we twitch chat now
treeking does not need your neeet energy
>>68529009
fuck off ghost
>>68528651
this.
>Ibrahim El Bakraoui
>Khalid El Bakraoui
assim al hakeem
>>68528885
Cookie haz a jew looking left on it?? :/
>>68528994
what is your message it must be important, Standing by
>>68528109
Specialty's cookies so fucking dank
Think I'll get one today
>>68528885
oyveyshutitdown
>>68528606
>initiates nesting protocol alpha
That's a pretty big tree.
Did he get his pizza?
>>68528862
>a descriptive hashtag of the situation
>YOU'RE LABELING HIM
wat
So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
>>68528885
subtle
>>68528862
#treelivesmatter
I'm incredibly impressed that this fucker managed to assemble a structurally sound nest of tree branches 80 feet in the air. I was sure last night that the nest would fall to shit as he laid in it, but he's been up there for hours.
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
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is Seattle life really comfy as it looks?
>>68528885
What a fucking idiot.
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
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>>68529087
>initiates tactical bowel movement
>>68529190
looks cold and bleak
>>68529190
everyones white
i dun fucked up
>>68528862
>complain about hashtag labeling
>use a hashtag label
How long until he captures Macy's in his imperialistic conquest of Seattle?
>>68529254
lolno
>>68529254
>not knowing Phoenix Jones
>>68529112
God damn Slavbro, i did not need to chuckle this hard right now
>>68529190
Not a big fan of other big US cities but Seattle always appealed to me.
>>68529278
He'll build a bridge out of sticks to the Macy's soon.
>>68529254
only good part about it
>>68529254
the night time periscope had 2 asians and 2 white guys, its basically canada
>>68529254
Isnt it about 40% Asians?
>>68528936
Prophet of Kek confirmed.
GIVE TREEKING HIS BACKPACK BACK
>muh simpsons reference XD
backpack contains meme magic?!
Dumbass reporter doesn't understand that for a real man this is standard woodsman shit. They must have grown vaginas watching a real man in action
Jesus Christ, the backpack is still there?
>>68529112
Kek
WHAT'S IN THE BACKPACK
Endless pondering about Treeking's motives, these reporters do not yet know about meme magic after all we have revealed.
if the police wouldnt have made a big deal about this the dude probably would have climbed down a long time ago
>Leave for 10 seconds
>Come back and /pol/ turns to twitch chat
>>68529501
>gorilla marketing
I KNOW WHAT THE MESSAGE OF TREEKING IS
Tree King climbed to bring awareness to the mentally ill. On the stream, people were talking about this. Now we are talking about this.
Let's put on our /x/ hats for a moment, along with the kek memes, and take this further. The streamers mentioned that this tree is a landmark. People know about this tree. Something involving the mentally ill and this location perhaps? Maybe something to do with Macys? Seattle, Washington?
>nature called and it didn't go to voicemail
what did he mean by this?
NATURE CALLED
IT DIDN'T GO TO VOICE MAIL
oy vey, dey know
I imagine here in a week or so he will build his nest larger and fortify his nest until he sprouts his magical wings until a female she eagle flys by when he will sping from the nest and lock tallons with her falling in love and with her for hundreds of feet and raise a generation of treeking people in where ever the fuck this is
>>68529190
Not really. The rain is novel at first, but it really sucks after it wont let up for weeks. It's not cold at all, same temperature about all year long. All the people are liberal sheep who, despite their longing to appear "different," are all exactly the same.
>>68529238
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
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Coordinates
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>>68529520
True. He could last a whole week up there without food or water.
>being this uncomfortable with people pissing and shitting
THINGS THAT TREEKING ACCOMPLISHED DURING HIS REIGN
>DEVELOPED CRUDE WEAPONS
>BUILT A SLEEPING APPARATUS
TREEKING IS A MASTER OF HIS DOMAIN
>>68529565
MEMES
IS TREEKING DEAD??????
>>68529049 i fucked up. So typical that THE FUCKING LEAF (me) WOULD FUCK UP!!!!!!! This is why i have been a lurker for years.
>>68529565
nothing bro
don't worry about it
WE CBS NEWS NOW
>SEATTLE - Mankind's relationship with trees is mostly one-sided: we clearly need them more than they need us. In Seattle, one man may have taken that idea a little too far.
>Despite many hours of police coaxing, he remained near the top of an 80-foot tall sequoia tree in downtown Seattle early Wednesday, refusing to come down.
>People initially weren't sure if the man was awake, but then a KIRO Chopper video showed him throwing an object at medics, which was reportedly an apple.
>Seattle police say when authorities arrived at the base of the lofty conifer, the man refused to speak with them.
>"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.
>With traffic diverted from the area, the man in the tree has become the talk of the town.
>It is quite a spectacle, honestly," police spokesman Patrick Michaud told The Seattle Times.
>The man, appearing disheveled with a large beard, longer hair and a red knit hat he dropped during the day, has also ripped multiple branches from the tree and tossed them at the ground and at negotiators, who caught many of them.
>Seattle Department of Transportation officials will review the health of the tree, believed to have been there since the 1970s
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-climbs-tree-shuts-down-seattle-streets/
>>68529657
Treeking took a shit
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>>68529056
how do you faggots know what twitch chat looks like, you don't honestly participate in degenerate activities such as video game streaming?
HEY TREE GUY
>>68527484
hahhaahahahahhahaha
I hope he's not staging a protest against Donald Trump or some stupid shit
The treeking will blast these heretics out of Seattle.
So will treeking become a national treasure, a permanent resident?
FBI rookie detected
anyone got the webm of him shitting?
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>>68529688
KEK CONFIRMS
PRAISE KEK
>>68529565
WHAT'S IN THE BACKPACK
>>68529657
Nature called is a euphemism for having to go to bathroom.
Voicemail in this context is tree king not holding his waste.
Essentially, yes, tree king did defecate and urinate while up in the tree.
>MFW
They need to stop! That is not a friend of Tree King! This man is a false friend!
>>68529752
>>"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.
What did they mean by this?
>>68529752
>>"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.
kek
>>68529520
I live next to a mountain range yet most nu-males that surround me are too pathetic to even camp for a couple nights. Im talking easy camping with a nearby outhouse and a campfire.
>>68529786
He doesn't care about your politics. He is TREE KING, WIZARD GNOME OF THE WOODS, KING OF POL!
>>68529841
Pretty sure that is standard CIA gear
oh god an sjw arrives on the scene
>seahawks fan
HE WILL NEVER COME DOWN YOU FUCKING HERETICS.
Those are the redditers! Someone comfy remove them!
>>68529895
Dude how can you even camp when you can't even charge your Iphone?
>>68528720
Check your privilege, shitlord.
>>68529841
>okay I'll give you smokes, but I want 2 treebranches in return
>GENTLEMAN
>>68529928
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
>see this on related news
http://komonews.com/news/offbeat/stranger-comforts-dying-dog-laying-in-road
Oh god...my...dust in eyes.
Treeking justly ignored the SJW and Redditors.
>>68529844
inb4 Tree King is kill.
treeking does not care about such things as the seahawks
he's expired, /pol/
he died as he lived... in a tree.
>Mfw he's got the whole world in his hands
SHOUTOUTS
>SHOUTOUTS
>>68529932
>sjw
>seahawks fan
>not jags fan
QT?
TWEET NOW TWEET NOW
Poor Treeking looks famished. :(
how long will they show a live stream of our dead king in his tree.
>>68527366
How long he's sitting there?
What he eats?
>>68530075
thanks anon
DONE?!
>>68530082
No wait he moved. Confirmed as immortal.
>>68530195
almost 24 hours
photosynthesis
>>68530183
If only dronefag didnt turn out to be such a massive retard
Magic staff!
Fucking stick, why I oughta...
>>68530171
QT.
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>68530195
21+ hours
He slowly eats the tree as you can see
>>68530195
Almost 21 hours
>>68530246
Seen confirmed.
>>68530195
24 hours and smokes
