Stream:
http://komonews.com/live/event
Periscope:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
Story:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>dronebro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
>>68527760
what a hero
>>68527760
Hail the King!
Long live the King!
This is still happening? Holy shit.
>inb4 he starts masturbating and jizzing on everyone watching him from under.
is he casually taking a nap ?
God speed Treeking
>tfw everyone could have just shrugged and ignored him, making treeking look like a massive faggot
>instead everyone gives him maximum attention
And this another shitposter is born
>>68529144
You think he's Australian?
What is Treekings endgame here? any thoughts?
In all seriousness, that man is gonna end up in the loony bin.
What does he do with his shit and piss if he's up the tree all day, piss bottles and shitbags?
>>68529268
>be in your 30s
>be homeless
>be a total failure
>be crazy
do you really think he has an endgame?
Maybe he's gonna jump off and say goodbye cruel world, that would be the only thing he could accomplish.
sleep tight treeking
>>68529422
Your right. I guess the endgame was just get some smokes and he got those. Maybe that's all he needed to get him through the transformation.
Are you a seahawks fan?
Have we decided if he's a degenerate liberal or the hero that /pol/ needs yet?
Bumping this shit
Man, that treetop looks comfy as fuck tho
God bless Treeking, may he have infinite branches
>>68529985
I'm guessing with the smokes he has now realized he can get anything he wants. He's buying his time for something, eventually he'll cave in and ask for something ridiculous.
>Nobody cared who he was until he climbed the tree
Treeking, myth or true?
@JTreece406 @TheronZahnKOMO
Which of these tow is current camera man?
Who got them to shout out /pol/?
i would love to be up there, im sure the view is great.
>>68530789
He's a true myth and has mastered the higher ground.
>>68531353
>true myth
Isn't that just like saying he's reached legemberry status?
>>68529414
...gravity?
Why don't they just say fuck it and cut down the tree?
>>68532120
because then he wins
>>68529422
>be crazy.
He's clearly not crazy.
Fuck I hate living here now. Seattle used to be a great place, now it's overrun with subhuman street people and degenerates because our mayor is a spineless cuck.
Is macys open right now?
>>68532501
>homeless man climbs a tree, says the devil made him do it and he's going to hell and shit.
Clearly, the sanest person on the planet.
So is the glorious treeman still up there? Live stream doesn't seem to be working
>>68533316
livestream has bad connection to UK but it works for me
>>68532120
Conflict appears to be between tree and man
He still keeps his wizard staff closeby, picking it up and cursing people from time to time
>>68533444
It's working now thanks, I was watching this at like 11/12 uk time last night, surprised the treeking still lives
HOLY FUCK MAN, I Went to bed 10 hours ago and he's still there? What a fucking legend!
Theyre gonna shoot him down
Cops are assembling A gun
>>68534126
What would Treeking be able to assemble, an army of squirrels to do his bidding or maybe use the tree itself as a summoning rod of sorts to strike down the police with magic lightning?
>>68534126
>They gonna shoot him down
Nah, his whiteness protects him
>>68534295
Treeking has the power of Satan on his side
>>68527760
Wait, he is still up there?
>>68534710
Someone needs to edit this with his pic and "TREE KID AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS TREE"
Can someone post the "TREEMAN aaaaAAHHHHaaaaaa" meme made last night?
>>68534390
ignore the Jewish tricks used for the random order
>>68534889
But why is Treeman afraid to leave his tree?
>>68535112
>unreported race
Anyone recorded the CNN thing?
In case you guys missed it last night, dronebro delivered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so
>they read my tweet
woo i feel special
like a faggot, didn't mean for them to read it. wanted them to just keep the stream alive by knowing we appreciate it
>>68532120
He would be a martyr.
>>68535279
>He didn't pin some sort of sign on the drone saying "/pol/ loves you"
Wasted moment but still very cool
This has got to be one of the funniet things I've seen on /pol/
>coby confirmed
So this is international news now right? A newspaper in sweden covered the almighty treeking
Does a decent picture of where he's lying exist?
I want to know how he's led there without falling.
Dronebro here. I'm at a takeoff zone, a bit of rain though. Going to give it a few minutes. Also wind may kill the package, but I will try.
>>68535279
This is why i love pol
>>68529268
probably some jewsih trickery.
>>68535621
>>68527760
>poo in yew
BOTH SPEAKERS ARE WORKING
GET COMFY BOYS
>>68535641
Fake and gay
>>68535641
Make signs
>>68535641
doing god's work anon.
>>68535279
Can we get him a hamburger?
So was he on CNN? I just tuned in and it's commercials.
>>68536102
Yea live a few minutes ago
They're talking about drones.
They won't chop the tree?
Where can i catch up on Treeman... Komo doesnt work for me
I just woke up. Very pleased to see the Shit In View is still atop his majestic perch.
>daily remember that until late last night, a shitcovered hobo in a tree had a GF
>he literally had one
>and none of us did
Is lady JUSTice blind?
>>68536251
Haha some solid blyads there
OH SHIT GUYS
Alright real football half time break.
Any happenings in the last 45 minutes?
Is he by a synagogue?
>>68535641
pics of not going to happen
>>68536404
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68536175
yea if you drone strike the tree im sure it would get him out of the tree
>Fish walks into a bar
>what'll you have?
>waaatteeerrr
>>68536425
those fucking jews
>>68536404
>>68536425
With juice, you loose.
>>68536404
GOD BLESS TREE KING
>>68533026
>our mayor is a spineless cuck.
Actually, he is a power bottom.
Did he just fart? He called it "feedback."
>>68536347
if you're the treeking i imagine you get lots of puss. im not the king of anything so understandably i get considerably less puss.
>>68536425
/pol/ is always right
>that tree is suffering
OUTSTANDING
>>68535641
> J3w
that laugh lmfao
SOMEONE POST THE TREEKING ART.
whats the treemans twitter
Nothing happened?
I need an update before the second half starts.
>Capcha was trees
he's gonna get jumped when he comes down
A GOAT IS THERE
THE GOAT TOWER IS CALLING HIM HOME
i feel like this reporter just discovered the internet
can an americuck in seattle shout "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" on the livestream please?
DEAR THE GOAT
Achmed's wife detected
ALL HAIL GOATKING
GOAT MAN HAS ARRIVED TO SPEAK WITH TREE MAN.
His name is Dear The Goat
DEER THE GOAT
For real though that is a fine specimen of a burnout
>I love goats
Confirmed muslim
THE GOAT WIZARD WILL SAVE THE TREE FROM THE MAD TREE KING!
>>68537030
>not "SHUT UP FAGGOT"
you had one job
COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUS IS CONTROL YOU SEEK!
GOAT!!!!!
GOAT WIZARD
status on dronebro giving treeking a burger?
>captcha: select all food
only thing that could make this more perfect is if the family gathered around the tree and started a drum circle
>>68536251
Chopping the tree so it lands on power lines. Fuckin russkies.
>>68537185
what stream is this from?
Where do these people come from?
>its my right to climb trees
GOAT WIZARD IS TRUE PATRIOT!
WHY IS IT SO LAGGY
are we in a fucking sitcom?
>>68534996
TREEMAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68535279
Beautiful.
>>68537287
Murica
>>68537286
http://komonews.com/live/event
TREE KING CONFIRMED FOR THROWING PINE CONES AT FIRST RESPONDERS according to kings5 news
Now this autistic faggot on the mic would not shut up about goats
>>68537147
too much reference within memes within reference for my liking, if you want to make one, go ahead
>>68537286
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68537322
Thank you anon, I've had a few more ideas for memes but i can't be bothered to make them haha
>>68537420
yea since yesterday
>>68537185
>>68537295
>>68537319
THE FIRE RISES
CLIMB TREE
"Sometimes when i see a goat on the countryside... i take a picture"
Wew, Autism
>>68537319
dude is just barely literate
>Take a nap
>Come back
>There's a fucking goat now
what the fuck
Tree King in Landing, NJ is going to get more work than they can do all year
>we gotta film people feeding the random goat
>screw the man up the tree
AMERICA YES
THE GOAT AHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>68527760
Jesus Christ, listening to these two is like listening to fucking 12yr olds. Are they on anti-depressants? Is this corporate culture? Have they just been up too long? Do you think they go home and night and think, jesus fuck this is what I do for a living. Mrrrreeeee a goat! Holy shit.
Deer eathing that apple is cute :3
>>68537322
FIGHTER OF THE GROUND MAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68537569
treeman thought he was special but we all know it's not true
>>68537322
Treeman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Droneman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Tree (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Climbing
And friendship
For Everyone
Treeman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Dronetman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Tree! (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship
For Everyone
Treeman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Droneman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Tree (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Climbing
And Friendship
For Everyone!
/POL/ SINGS WHEN?
What a beautiful world
This is amazing.
>>68537569
USA USA USA USA USA USA
GOATKING HAS BEEN FED
>>68537367
>>68537459
Thanks, now I can enjoy the goat. Seems like my stream was a bit behind
Perhaps giving offerings to the goat will give it more powers or make it happy with us.
>something interesting happens
>stream wont load
>>68537484
>yea since yesterday
Im impressed and a bit worried for you that you've been on the Tree King beat for over a day now but yeah, you are correct.
>Seattle's roving reporter trying to spread lies about TREE KING saying he gots a knife
#TREEKINGLIVESMATTER
This "reporter" needs to shut the fuck up.
>March 22, 2016
>the most radically different POTUS election in year
>europe is blowing up
>china is taking over SEA
>Seattle, Washington
>Man regime changes a tree
>"Deer the goat got an apple. Some good was done today."
>>68537636
fuck i screwed up the middle part
fucking cellphone
but you get the idea
we're literally watching an episode of Parks and Rec unfold before us
Almost Canada after all, would explain the weird behaviour
POLICE BTFO
>POLICE BTFO
POLICE BTFO
>POLICE BTFO
POLICE BTFO
>POLICE BTFO
POLICE BTFO
>POLICE BTFO
POLICE BTFO
>POLICE BTFO
I'm a NEET who slept 12 hours and this is STILL fucking happening?
>>68537727
fucking epic XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>It's 2016
>Don't blame me I voted for the Man in the Tree
>Trump/TreeKing 2016
>>68537732
you need to fuck off.
redpilled citizen on site
WORST CAMERAMAN EVER HOLY FUCK
>>68537844
It's the epic happening that will change the world
>>68537805
Shit, it's true.
Who's this grumpy dude hating on everything?
lol cameraman getting all artistic
komo news is based
Taxpayer confirmed for buttblasted.
one of you burgers please explain to me why Treeking hasnt been shot yet.
SHUT
IT
DOWN
THEY KNOW
TAKE HIM DOWN
Disgruntled tax payer has shown up.
>>68537865
Sorry do you enjoy his stream of consciousness ramblings? Hearing about Joy Behar saying "stop and enjoy the view"? Fuck you.
>>68527760
excellent
>>68537928
He's white, Achmed
TACTICAL PEOPLE TO OPERATE ON THE GROUND
>>68537928
Seattle is hippy as fuck, they shoot him he'll become a martyr for all the stoners and other degenerates in the area.
WHERE IS HE AT???
MAYOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68537928
we dont kill people for climbing trees.
>>68537990
which one of you faggots is that, texting in the background
This is the hero america needs right now.
>>68537740
>Man regime changes a tree
maximus kekius
POLICE EXPOSED
ITS HAPPENING
SOMETHING MAY HAPPEN
I fucking love this reporter holy shit
this guy is fantastic he seems so genuine
>Goat is symbol of Satan
>Treeking rambled about Satan yesterday
>Satan has come to take him away
Did the dronefaggot ever deliver his care package?
The police got rid of the goat?!
>>68538042
>>68538022
birdshot will make the treeking rethink his actions
>>68537626
it's called 'having a personality.' you probably wouldnt understand. i dont understand either because im a cynical critical perpetually unimpressed party-pooping shithead as well.
finally got my stream working
where's the fucking goat
Disgusted taxpayer for Trump VP!
>>68536404
This goes further with my Tree King hypothesis.
Fact 1: Tree King has climbed the tree for our sins.
Fact 2: Meme magic is real. Praise Kek!
Fact 3: There is Jewish symbolism, the Star of David, in front of Tree King.
Fact 4: Jewish tradition holds that the number 36 has had special significance since the beginning of time: According to the Midrash, the light created by God on the first day of creation shone for exactly 36 hours; it was replaced by the light of the Sun that was created on the Fourth Day. The Torah commands 36 times to love, respect and protect the stranger. Furthermore, in every generation there are 36 righteous people (the "Lamed Vav Tzadikim") in whose merit the world continues to exist. In the modern celebration of Hanukkah, 36 candles are kindled in the menorah over the 8 days of that holiday (not including the shamash candle).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_(number)#In_religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
Fact 5: The tree has been there since the 1970s and is a landmark in Seattle, Washington.
Fact 6: Goat man and Deer (Dear?) the Goat and Apple Man has graced the presence Tree King. This parallels the Three Wise Men traveling to White Baby Jesus.
What message does Tree King have for the world?
splashdown in t -10 min!
HE'S STILL FUCKING UP THERE?
>>68538222
they sacrificed it on stream and sprayed the tree with it's blood
>>68538266
He is still up there.
DED
>>68538147
No. No package. He got within about 20ft of him at the top then backed off and wrapped it up.
King looks dead/passed out. Perhaps the goat mage sapped his energy.
>>68538177
I wouldn't poop on it if it actually was a party.
This cameraman is fucking awful.
stream link, anyone?
>>68538393
>>68538351
>>68538351
Napping, he's done this several times today
>>68527760
>poo in yew
is the guy hydrating at all? how long has he been up there now?
>>68529144
dat pepe swastika is a nice touch
TREEKING TREEKING
DO NOT ANSWER
>>68538165
>birdshot will make the treeking rethink his actions
easy there Beer hall putsch
TREE KING
There is actually a glorious history of nutcases chaining or climbing trees in the US and refusing to come down.
ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TREE KING
Something BIG is about to happen
will satan rise from the depths of hell?
will police gun down Treeking?
find out after the break
>>68538435
honestly i need a stream of the stream. for some reason this fucking seattle station's stream is garbage for my computer.
hope he falls and dies
Fairly new to this guy.
What is his endgame?
Is he protesting something? Just wanted to climb a tree?
>>68538435
http://komonews.com/live/event
>SELF MADE NEST
>NEST
MEME MAGIC IS ASSUMING DIRECT COMMAND OF THE REPORTER'S MIND
>>68538556
not hydrating
over 24hrs
So has he shit yet?
I think this is a social critisism
so much fucking attention and people getting panties in a bunch over a man in a fucking tree
this is the biggest problem police and media have to cover? REALLY?
he is also acting as a jester for us in these maddning times
he is telling us to FIX OUR FUCKING PRIORITIES
>>68538539
Yeah, how's this guy gonna stay up there without food or water?
>>68538668
it doesn't work
>>68538587
>timeout i got a phone call.
>>68536924
What is in that window?
>>68527760
>still not kill
such a white priviledges
Seattle Police won't even put a net or jumpers bag down on the street.
Is this Mayberry RFD
>>68538724
At least once, I think twice.
this fucking guy
Can Dronebro get him some water?
>>68538724
Twice.
Poo in View right down the tree.
>>68538724
he's shit out of the tree onto the citizens below a couple times
>nodding intensifies
>>68538662
Tree King is a Woodland Gnome, Master of Natural Magics
>>68538662
Jewish decoy to remove attention from the Trans-Pacific Partnership gathering today.
>>68538754
I am watching it now.
You're probably being cucked by your country.
Apparently he was talking about this last night
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
He's scrawled '36' in the tree AND the start of david pattern can be seen on the building.
THIS GOES DEEPER.
>>68527760
Why did the cops even show up? Just let him have his fun in the tree, if he falls and kills himself that's his own stupid fault.
Why the fuck can't society just let people be anymore?
>>68538880
This, just look at the jewish stars on the building they're not even hiding it anymore.
>>68538662
He was sexually assaulted many times and is himself a sexual predator
>>68538737
how many resources are being dedicated to this?
how many agencies are working on this and how goverment jobs are created by this?
look at how much effort and coordenation and strategy s being put into this
imagine if they acted like this for BIGGER PROBLEMS
someone needs to get a directional microphone in there. i bet he's talking to himself. or the tree. or napoleon.
He's moved a little bit
HE AWAKENS
seattle /pol/ice losing their patience
>SIR WE ARE OUTTA DONUTS
>muh lets finally do something
>but sir i havent done anything for 20 years
>kk just piss of the cars by blocking the road till the donut delivery is here
>>68527760
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>>68538880
Someone replace the last guy with treeking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ
THREAD THEME
>>68538929
What do you think about this?
>Goat man and Deer (Dear?) the Goat and Apple Man has graced the presence Tree King. This parallels the Three Wise Men traveling to White Baby Jesus.
>>68538252
>>68538971
>imagine if they acted like this for BIGGER PROBLEMS
THEY DO FAGGOT
HE'S AWAKENED
>>68539027
This. And change the books into trees
