http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35308161
red pilled news articles
>>16932
They're just giant hopping rats.
>>16932
>"These are not little people, they are kangaroos."
hilarious
>>16932
>Dr Eldridge cautioned against applying human standards of behaviour to animals
damn straight, well said
i also dont think we should design robots that resemble humans. seriously, it's a dumb move. maybe sex bots but keep the AI very simple in that case.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jan/14/alan-rickman-giant-of-british-film-and-theatre-dies-at-69
What the fuck. What the hell is going on lately?
noooo not snape!
/me goes to the pensieve
So sad, all my childhood heros/crushes are all dying at once. Why has 2016 cursed 69 yr olds?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/anonymous-launches-massive-cyber-attack-7180210
>>17074
Anybody can call themselves "anonymous", you do know?
>>17074
Is this the reddit anonymous or the twitter anonymous?
>>17076
That's actually part of the whole thing there, champ.
>Claire Varin saw an unshaven man with rucksack feasting on tomato sauce
>He was gobbling ketchup straight from the dispenser as if he was starving
>The 33-year-old assumed he was homeless so chose to buy him a meal
>After handing it over the man's own order arrived, leaving Claire humiliated
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3397163/Good-Samaritan-buys-McDonald-s-meal-homeless-man-saw-eating-pots-ketchup-ordinary-customer-waiting-order.html
>>16642
Why the fuck is this news?
Who the fuck eats ketchup directly?!
>>16643
It's the dailymail. This never happened.
Okay, here's the big GOP debate, with a special debate with a bunch of losers (pic related) on first. Will the candidate you like the most make it out in 1 piece? Only one way to find out (watching)
http://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/rand-paul/article54708290.html
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1251429410001/fox-business-network/#sp=watch-live
>>16999
It's funny that you posted a pic of the one major candidate who skipped the debate because he was consigned to the minor league early debate instead of the 'Big Boy' one.
>>17008
I'm watching both. They said some good things, really.
Build wall pls.
He fights for the little guy while Trump just mocks others.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/01/14/jeb-bushs-new-ad-savages-donald-trump-why-didnt-he-run-it-2-months-ago/
Pffft.
Fights for the "little guy". Right.
Says the brother of the man confirmed responsible for literal death of over half a million human beings around the planet, thousands belonging to the US army.
Sure.
Honestly, Bush and Trump reflect the past and the future this country had with Republicans within these two decades we've lived in since the turn of the century.
The only thing Jeb is fighting for is a scenic spot to build his cuck shed.
>>16923
Jeb carries plastic turtles in his pockets. Whatever you want to think about his legacy, he, himself, is harmless.
Is this because he was called "boring" at a recent event? Either way he reads lyrics about a poisonous snake bite to illustrate a point about the Syrians.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-reads-lyrics-al-wilsons-snake-syrian/story?id=36256408
>Trump will never read you a bedtime story
JUST
>>16758
He'll have plenty of time for that when he loses the election.
>>16758
>Trump brings back nightly firesides with Americans
Well he has my vote now.
Good riddance.
http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2016/01/8587929/al-jazeera-america-shutting-down
>>16671
That's for the Liberals to declare, not Al Jazeera...
>Liberalism is no longer profitable
2016 is going to be a year of magic
Al Jazeera isn't liberal you fanatical partisans.
>A Chinese company, BoyaLife Genomics, says it is hoping to produce 100,000 cloned beef cattle this year with plans of cranking production up to a million per year at its $500 million facility currently under construction.
>Interest in agricultural biotechnology has been rapidly increasing in China, where farmers are struggling to provide enough beef for the country’s growing middle classes. Prices of the meat are said to have tripled from 2000 to 2013.
>The plant in the Tianjin Economic and Technological Development Area, a government-sponsored business development park, will clone animals including sniffer and pet dogs, beef cattle and racehorses.
>BoyaLife will operate the facility with its South Korean partner, Sooam Biotech, which currently runs a center that can clone dogs for customers willing to pay $100,000, and has reportedly produced more than 550 puppies.
http://www.farmtalknewspaper.com/news/chinese-plan-mega-cattle-cloning-project/article_f404bb0e-b93d-11e5-8a7a-1ffe9c575896.html
>>16562
>mfw china will be the birth of monstergirls
>2016
>eating meat
>>16590
Clone material isn't meat.
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/19261/20160110/manatees-longer-endangered-agency.htm
Good news today.
Manatees are no longer endangered!
>>16513
I always wondered why humans don't eat those things. They're like sea cows, a lot of meat on those bones. I guess they must taste horrible.
>>16513
Cool, does that mean we can go full throttle and scar the sea cows with our boats?
>>16513
is this the first good news on /news/?
Pandas could learn something from them.
how to fug, of course
Looks like hey are going to jail.
http://juneauempire.com/local/2016-01-11/out-bush-and-prison
After rejecting an earlier plea deal for being too lenient, a Juneau judge on Monday accepted a new deal for two Alaska reality TV stars and sentenced them to serve 30 days in jail for Permanent Fund Dividend fraud.
Billy Brown, the 63-year-old patriarch of the Brown family featured on Discovery Channel’s “Alaskan Bush People,” and one of his sons, Joshua Brown, 31, have to report to jail on April 15, according to Juneau Superior Court Judge Philip Pallenberg’s order.
they are a crazy bunch.
They need to be charged for incest
Honestly, jailing people for non-violent crimes is bullshit. Stolen money can always be repaid. Stolen time can't. The $10,000 fine + repaying the money they defrauded the state + being ineligible for future dividends is plenty punishment.
> "I'm not willing to accept a designation as a minor campaign. We've raised $25 million. We've gotten on the ballot on every state. It's kind of ridiculous to arbitrarily rate the campaigns based on national polling."
> When asked if he thinks his supporters will be upset about his decision to entirely forgo a national TV appearance, he said they're already fed up with the "arbitrary, capricious polling standard" imposed by the media. "It won't take much for our supporters to understand why we're doing this," Paul explained. "You want war? We'll give it to you."
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/01/rand-paul-gets-debate-demotion-declares-war.html
Maybe he should've stopped being a shitty candidate
>>16495
>"if you want a war, I'll give you a war!!"
>stays home to watch debate on TV.
>>16519
'Shitty' is a funny way of saying GREAT candidate!
http://fox61.com/2016/01/12/pentagon-2-us-navy-boats-held-by-iran-but-will-be-returned/
Developing situation.
inb4 Obama apologizes
Here we go again...
They're as good as dead
>>16520
To paraphrase Krusty the Klown - dead if they're lucky.
>Suicide bombing on Instanbul's central square
>10 injured
>15 dead
>Mainly Germans
>Terrorist was a Syrian man
>Turkish government blames ISIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/turkey/12094350/Explosion-in-Istanbuls-central-square-causes-casualties.html
Correction:
10 dead, 15 injured
At least 9 Germans injured
>support ISIL
>get alah acbared
>be sad
Being turkish is one hell of a drug.
>>16411
I know now what isis, isil whatever the are called are about.
> They hate beach holidays.
> Tunisia, Egypt, Morocco and Turkey.
Fuck you isis I want my holidays back.
German admin ordered CCTV of Cologne attack, erased
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1b_1452579086
Can Polish state TV be trusted? I can't find anything about its reputation.
>>16592
Polish state tv is still under control of ex-ruling party, and they were taking orders from Germany so no, I dony think it can be trusted. It's use is mainly for propaganda
>>16595
>ex-ruling party
How is this possible? Isn't it state funded?
>>16595
True but the former ruling party had cultural Marxist tendencies and the state media even more so. The article would go against their narrative. That being said I believe the new government has already replaced state media directors so it's not necessarily surprising.
