Would you a car pony?
what am i, a dragon?
>>25589473
Do dragons fuck cars often or something?
>>25589464
"Why is my steering wheel all sticky?"
>The Brony says as your pale naked body scurries off into the bushes, he will never know you and Fluttercar have sex every night, or that you spend the night sleeping in your waifu, just to rush off before he wakes and drives to work.
So how the fuck were there so many different timelines anyway? I mean technically speaking without the rainboom there'd be no Elements of Harmony to fight Nightmare Moon, yet we get worlds where she's been defeated (hell, in the Discord reality we even see fucking Luna) somehow, most of them actually by the looks of it.
Kind of feels like it should have been a progressional singular timeline instead of several alternate realities, start with NMM, then later show how NMM came in contact with Discord, then how both of them dealt with the Changlings, and so on and so on until Equestria just became one giant ass clusterfuck or the windy desert world because shit just got so out of hand and everyone glassed each other. At least that would have made sense.
Bad writing desu
>>25589454
It was just made to be entertaining, if you show the same timeline 11 times, the thing would have been boring as all hell, t bh f am.
>>25589454
Shit writing. That's how.
ITT: describe why you like mlp in only 5 words. no more and no less
pic unrelated. and also op is safe from this
Rarity is the best pony
Ponies are cute and sexy.
RAZZLE DAZZLE
GLITZ AND GLAM
Will people be autistic enough to have a clash between TwiStar and Sunlight?
>>25588925
Will they?
I'm already doing it!
Shimmer Forever!
>>25588925
Yes. And Sunlight is best ship.
Look at King Sombra's flank. Notice anything missing? That's right, King Sombra is nothing but a blank flank.
>rape
>>25588798
You're nothing but a blank flank.
>>25588798
Wouldn't that canonize what is currently going on in the comics?
What would you do if you had a mini pony?
Would you take them to work with you, build them a miniature house?
>>25588605
Rape it.
>>25588605
That's fucking cute. I'd pet them all day in my pocketand some kisses too
How about rubbing Trixie's tummy?
>"B-But I want to try it, anon"
>"Please?"
What does Fluttershy want to try? Why won't anon let her try it? Find out next time on greenpost thread number 28462!
>>25588571
Fine, I'll let you borrow a fucking cigarette already.
>>25588589
God damn it I spit my juice out.
what's /mlp/ think of stripper ponies?
>>25588418
But ponies are already naked.
>>25588473
In Equestria, stripping means naked ponies slowly put on highly lewd clothing
>>25588418
They are extremely okay.
There's now a chair in the Dublin City University with the words "Avast Fluttershy's Ass" carved into it. Anybody else seen similar?
>>25588411
pic or didn't happen
>>25588411
There's pony shit plastered all over some of the Antarctica research stations.
>>25588433
The allure of a snuggly warm pony is hard to resist when you're all the way out there.
Who is your favorite MLP analyst/reviewer/whatever?
>>25588399
M.A. Larson
>>25588416
this desu senpai
>>25588416
/thread
Best season ever
>>25588186
Every season some faggot says it is the best, some faggot says it si the worst.
I say it is MEDIOCRE.
>>25588198
>>25588186
it was shit
>>25588186
durning the stone age
I'M GAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFaavjYbcvM
>>25588179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eASBYf7GbYA
After the last episode how can you NOT ship Twilight and Starlight?
> ...
>>25588132
MANE 7
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>>25588132
>Implying he isn't looking at big mac and whispering no homo in his head.
>Anon walks out of his room
>Sees this
Okay /mlp/, Hasbro needs a new villain for season 6, we need ideas!
Nyx!
>>25588106
Starswirl, he probably knows more about how the tree/elements more than anybody and invented most of the magic the characters use, it would make fighting him tricky, plus we'd get more lore out of it
>>25588106
ISIS
They missed a perfectly good opportunity for Tirek to drain Starlight's magic and show her what true equality felt like.Honestly, taking her to Tirek's future and having both Twilight's and Starlight's magic drained and feeling the pain would've made more sense as the motive to repent her actions.
I thought Twilight was just going to show Starlight she isn't going to be the master of her timeline but I guess her simply dropping it because it was all or nothing to her wouldn't have worked with the whole reformation thing.
Then how the fuck would they beat Tirek?
>Tirek stripped ponies of their magic to advance his goal of outright supremacy over them
>Starlight did essentially the same thing, only through even more underhanded and manipulative means, and called it "equality"
It'd have been like pottery. Now I hope he returns just for Starlight to get verbally BTFO by a "you and I aren't so different" speech, like pic related.
