How long do you think it'll be before starlight glimmer follows in sunset's Footsteps and gets wings?
I'm betting the finale
1000 years.
Not too long I reckon.
>inb4 alien face wings
>>27383400
She will complete the spell that cures her baldness to become an alicorn
suppy's Martial ArtsAnon - http://pastebin.com/E5eYC9Xq
ZimZam's Revenge is Sweet - http://pastebin.com/08vZWsnR
GSW's pastebin is MIA
The new blood Comfy - http://pastebin.com/Cni9jaST
Original prompt:
>"Haha, you faggot can't even stand a hit from a girl! What you gonna do now, fuckboy? Cry?! Fucking nerd!"
Prompt #2
>"Hey, Anon! You should join the martial arts club! You know, /she's/ in it too!"
I'm going to step away once i put up the epilogue / concept dump tonight. We should send all these pastebins over to fingerbang too. Our thread cannot stand on its own anymore.
If only we had a thread archive.
bump for dump
Bump because I just want the epilogue
Does anyone have sexy voice clips of people doing pony voices? I'm so fucking horny and want some lewd voice clips to go with my porn. Preferably celestia and rarity. But ill take anything really.
I thought I was looking at a shark for a minute.
>>27383282
I got you senpai.
I have a collection of Button's Mom's lewd files.
>>27383282
here you go, OP!
Button's Mom:
>Lack of blood circulation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fi4WY2Ykfy
>Someting about 1000 followers
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ttOtsZ2kRS
>Make breakfast or I break you
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BftkRksCAK
>Time out
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VwgSV83RK3
>Trifling contractions of the diaphragm brought on by an individual’s response to humor
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hx2uB9137f
>She says “Pecan” wrong
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s094HGAtTd4F
>Bitch is shushing me
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tTClfZigRA
>This mother scares me in a good way
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03wiFn66xcz
>If I could kill the jews...
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08hrr7e0phm
>I’m blind, tho
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LgrMmbrEu3
And some extras...
>Twilight Sparkle
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtMI4gQBSf
>A what I'm sure is a legit batin' Appleboom
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bqf8XeNb1h
>Yet ANOTHER Flutterslut
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDHuN0Ga4c
>Hot damn, it's Trixie
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IYgTuWIqyD
And my personal favorites (cause I did them myself)
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u2JSvbg8rC
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQj12t5p8V
Is this the gayest screenshot through out the series?
>>27383188
how is this gay?
>>27383188
That stallion staring at the blank-flank isn't gay.
![1032131__safe_twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_screencap_smiling_princess+twilight_animated_bedroom+eyes_filly_flying[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DCAi01p.gif "1032131 safe twilight+sparkle rainbow+dash screencap smiling princess+twilight animated bedroom+eyes filly flying[1]")
>>27383188
beat this
good night /mlp/
someone should write some green about this
>>27383125
>>27383146
Sweet Dreams, Flutter Butter
What would be the autistic consequences of multiple anons in Equestria?
>>27382176
I actually started and never finished a story on just that topic. Was kinda funny.
>rape
>>27382176
Probably not everyone would have the waifu they want. And that's it
You may apply for citizenship in Equestria if you agree to the following terms:
If you have a penis under 4 inches in length you are to be gelded.
If you have a penis between 4-7 inches in length you will be required to wear a chastity device at all times.
If you have a penis length over 7 inches in length you will be required to wear a chastity device for a minimum of 3 consecutive days a week. On the fourth day you may remove your device and sow your seed as you see fit.
If you have a penis length of 12 inches or more you will become a permanent "guest" in the royal harem where you will be magically and mechanically milked until deemed unfit for service.
If you have a vagina you will become serving wenches/whores.
If you are a transgender person or any of the other asexual, omisexual, furfagosexual bullshit-spewing faggots who simply cannot accept being a single gender, you will be executed immediately.
How do you fare?
>>27382006
What if I have two penises, four nipples and a vagina?
>>27382006
I get off scott free because I use the metric system and thus am legally precluded from these terms by its own wording.
>>27382006
Why are you forcing your shitty fetishes?
>>27381756
fuck off, kill yourself
>>27381756
Because she's shit.
>>27381756
Are you blind? Dumb?
How did this guy not get sued by Hasbro or Bethsoft.
>>27381721
I mean bethesda
>>27381721
Didn't they get permission to do that limited printing as long as they didn't make any money off of it?
>>27381721
He's not the first person to do it. I think past sins was.
Any MLP Newfags like me?
>>27381686
Shut up, newfaggot.
>>27381686
lurk moar
>>27381686
We don't like your kind round these parts
YLYL: MLP editon
>>27381327
DELETE THIS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSIOz-Wait, no.
This isn't right.https://youtu.be/_18H3yDUICEThere we go.
Welcome to PapEquestria! What 2-D adventures await you?
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>>27381199
[half a press]
>>27381199
Oh shit we back? It's been forever!
>>27381275
I swear to fuck Anon, an a press is a celestia damned a press. You cannot fucking do this half shit.
![mlp_daring_do_vector__2_by_mlpvectors203-d95nymf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pFjh6bH.png "mlp daring do vector 2 by mlpvectors203-d95nymf[1]")
Would Daring Do ever use guns?
>>27381008
...Maybe?
>>27381013
I don't know
>>27381008
Would she drive a motorcycle, too?
OP here again.
Birthday game.
Mine is July 4th.
>Sing with Soarin
Maybe I'll get to know my waifu through him.
>Bake a cake for Celestia
HORSE PUSSY TONIGHT
>>27380869
>Truth or dare with Twily
TIME FOR SEXUAL DARES
Imagine that all of the ponies are unicorns and that their horns are made out of candy. What do they taste like? (Pick related; banana.)
Isn't there a fanfic about this?
>>27380834
...why banana?
>Moondancer is just a Twilight recolor with glasses
Can't get over it.
![full[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KNvpWp8.png "full[1]")