This topic is for green, discussion, and pics of mares in clothes, as well as green, discussion, and pics of pony "strippers."
What is a pony stripper you ask? As discussed in a previous topic, since ponies are nude the majority of the time, in pony strip clubs mares seductively put on clothes, or dance in provocative outfits.
from the last thread:
"Applejack what are you doing?"
>"Strippin"."
>She's doing something but it ain't stripping.
>Look around you, you notice that the other stallions are diamonds.
>But she's putting clothes on...
>Suddenly it hits you.
>Maybe that's why the mares are so flirty with you.
MONEY
>>27391320
DRUGS
SUCCESS
FAME
BRONIES
>>27391320
LODESA
Give me an idea for a story to take place in Equestria. I'll check the thread in 24 hours, and decide what I will write. Order of consideration goes as follows:
1. Amount of support for any given idea. (I will still check post count for samefags)
2. My current level of skill at writing the theme for said idea.
3. The characters presented.
4. How I'm feeling at the time.
If you've ever wanted a story and you've never seen a thread appropriate to ask for it, here's your chance.If you don't want a story, post Celestia.
>>27391269
Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst run into each other and end up embroiled in an X-Files style paranormal mystery.
>>27391269
Twilight realizes Princess Celestia is feeling lonely since she stopped writing letters for her. So Twilight decides to bring her to Ponyville and have a fun day with some silly moments in Town
>>27391307
>X-Files
This is the only part of your post that interests me. I don't care who the characters are.
First Thread: >>26829351
Or: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26829351/
Previous Thread: >>27190678
Or: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27190678/
In the CYOA you control both MCs independently.
Rules:
Tell me which pony you want to preform your suggested action.
Goal:Kill the other pony.orFind a way to escapeI didn't tell you about the alternate goal.
Rule Changes:
Dubs no longer drop items.
Cleaver Buttons (Unicorn)
Items:
-Sword
-Shotgun(3 Shells)
Injuries:
-Cuts from glass window (Near Superficial)
-Cut's from fishing-line digging into her sides.(Near Superficial)
Freshly Squeezed (pegasus)
-Rifle(2 Rounds)
-Machete
-First aid kit(Partially used)
-Weak glass shard
-Portable Nail-Gun
Injuries:
-Crossbow Bolt wound on left shoulder(wrapped and partially treated)
-Blood loss (Fatigue)
"Ms Squeezed, I need your help weather proofing the equipment room I found."
"Alright, Do you have some boards."
"I only have a junked table but it will help."
>Both mares go to the equipment room. Buttons Holds the table in place and Squeezy nails the table in place.
>After doing what they can to preserve those supplies they head back to the radio room to take another attempt at contacting the live signal Buttons caught part of. adjusting the radio Fresh finds the signal.
[Mayday Mayday, this is the SS Leviathan. Anypony! Anybody! Please respond! Mayday We have been...]
Buttons picks up the receiver and desperately begins yelling into the mic, "Yes! I hear you! Please we need help! we're trapped here and we need anypony!"
[Hello!? I'm sorry I did not catch that ! Hello!?.. Mayday Mayday!]
Freshly Squeezed snatches the mic from Buttons, "We need your help! Please we're going to die if you don't..."
[If some pony is broadcasting we cannot hear you! If you are there please strengthen your signal We cannot hear you!.. Hello... Mayday Mayday This is the SS Levia******]
>The signal begins to cut out for some reason. after it was coming in crystal clear.
>Both mares look at each other with a bit of fear growing inside them.
What do both mares do?
>>27391270
Fresh was practically falling asleep on her hooves earlier until she shocked herself awake, so it stands to reason that she should be pretty tired now.
We've done basically all we can, and the hurricane isn't going anywhere. Guess we should hit the hay.
>>27391345
This seems like a good idea. Keep the guns loaded in case the machines come back. Try to get sleep and ride out the storm. Should we take shifts so nothing sneaks up on us? Maybe moniter broadcasts in the meantime?
good night /mlp/
>>27390969
kill yourself.
ebin
Sleep Tight, Twilie
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Why do you post?
Is it for attention?
Is it for the lulz?
Is it because this is all you have left at the end of your day that can stave off the horrible life you're living?
Why do you post OP?
>>27390954
Why do you?
>>27390929
Classic /mlp/ :^)
>>27390929
I want Rainbow Dash to take a shit on my balls
![1156806__safe_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_human+twilight[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qr79rrC.jpg "1156806 safe twilight+sparkle equestria+girls human+twilight[1]")
Do you guys like her new look? This is what will be used in LoE.
>>27390921
Hot. But Princess Twilight is still hotter
>EqG
Disgusting
isn't that from the latest comic?
Let's start off with this video, which in my opinion has to be the cringiest of the MLP fanbase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sDK6dH5-HQ
>>27390747
cringe threads belong on /b/, faggot.
Which pony likes to get cummed on?
>>27390559
OP.
>>27390559
NRDT baby what's the matter? Did the mean mean janitors delete your waifuwars shut posting general?
I realize I am asking a lot of this board, but could somone explain to me the logic of the prissy and uptight girl being promiscuous?
Honestly it all but confirms the narrative that Rarity reminds you of girls you couldnt have
show me your best in gallery xD
It's like you want to hear "no hooves".
>>27390519
>ecks dee
>>27390548
>porn
>>27390552
obligitory
Thread is already off to so much
Pinkie Pie makes me hard.
cool blog
Her sisters are great too.
>>27390411
Is that jizz all over your face or am I just happy to see you?
Trick question:It's both
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/
Player Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After refusing an offer to join him, Mango later fled Las Pegasus to avoid a bounty.
After arriving at Ponyville, Mango revealed her secret to Zecora, who would tell Twilight. The princess then blackmailed Mango into investigating a group of Vampires in Canterlot.
The group of Vampires called themselves the "Council." They were mostly concerned about keeping up a facade that benefits their current lifestyle and dealing with the recent threat that Fang posed to their interests.
The meetings end with one of the members badly hurt, supposedly by Fang's goons. Fearing that the member was told about Mango's deal with Twilight, Mango confessed to June Bug, one of the members Mango had developed a friendship with.
Back in Ponyville, Twilight was disgruntled about Mango blowing her cover, but was glad to get some new info.
Mango went back to the Castle, trying to learn how to use clouds. She later went into the forest for a shower to only to run into a wolf couple that was being attacked by timberwolves.
After helping them as best she could Mango ran into a fellow guild member, Crimson Sash. She accompanied Mango after some discussion and a lot of lying to her mother.
Then you two fell into a trapped dungeon beneath the Castle.
Last thread you escaped with just one major wound, finally reunited the wolves, and searched for a place to sell some of the various knick knacks you've been hauling around.
One of which happened to be carrying a little smokey spirit pony, who calls herself a Djinn.
Currently, Mango is waiting outside the castle, refusing to deal with Twilight's hypocritical bullshit, while Crimson is inside telling the Princess what she knows, while also trying to sell off some of the trinkets.
"I think you just pop the top off..."
>Twilight uses her magic to tug on it, and in her effort, the top get's turned 90 degrees, which again summons the little pony made of smoke.
>"Ah, thanks for letting me... wait, who are you?"
>"I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, of Equestria."
>"I'm in Equestria! Dang... Have you seen that batpony? How long has it been since she had the lamp? Time flows.. oddly within that prison."
>"Just a few minutes, I think."
"You are still offering a wish if we help you, right?"
>"Yes, of course. Just one though, and it has to be something within my power."
>Twilight, puzzles over the little smokey figure. "And how exactly do we help you?"
>The Djinn shrugs. "I don't know how that wizard imprisoned my, but please, let me out if you can. You don't know what it's like to be cooped up in here when you used to be so free."
>You wish you could give the little Djinn a hug, but it's current form seems to flow around any attempt to touch it.
"I thought you were already out?"
>"No! I can project this humble illusion out of the lamp, but I am still very much inside it."
"And we can't just smash it?"
>Twilight raises the Lamp to her face and reads. "If the imprisoned spirit within is close to escape, we beseech you to cast this lamp upon the stone, that it might shatter, ending the spirit within as well."
>"So, uh, no, that wouldn't be a good idea."
"Well, what do you want us to do?"
>The Djinn looks downcast. "I do not know. I know that the saddle arabians used a great and ancient staff when they imprisoned me. I think the staff might be the key to my freedom as well."
>Twilight gives the Djinn a smile, but you can tell it's not exactly sincere.
>"So, Mrs. Djinn, why exactly were you imprisoned?"
>"I told the batpony. A local noble was upset with me, and had a wizard surprise me while I rested. I do not know what my transgressions were, but I am going mad in this tiny cell. Please have mercy, Princess."
>input action
Reminder that you're playing Crim while in the castle at the moment.
>>27390426
How do you free a Djinn Twilight?
>"Anon, thanks Celestia you re here, I'm stuck and I need your help, please"
no horse touching please
>>27390232
>Anon keeps walking around the rope, unable to enter the impervious force field.
>"This fucking line seems to go on forever!"
Hello and welcome to the official Maud Pie thread, greentext and pictures are welcomed here.
However, there are some rules you should be aware of before posting.
-You may not post any lewd or NSFW pictures of Maud.
-This is not a fetish or assworship general, so if you're going to do that please take it to another thread.
-No anthro is permitted to be posted.
-No diaper fetishes are allowed.
-No vore feitshes are allowed.
-No foot fetishes are allowed.
-No vomit fetishes are allowed.
-No fart fetishes are allowed.
-No scat fetishes are allowed.
-No stepfordization fetishes is allowed.
-No crotchtits fetishes are allowed.
-No lactation or 'milking' fetishes are allowed.
-No macro/micro fetishes are allowed.
-No rape fetishes are allowed.
-No chastity/tease and denial fetishes are allowed.
-No age regressionism fetishes are allowed.
-No futa fetish is allowed.
-No genderbender fetishes are allowed.
-No incest fetishes are allowed.
-No amputee fetishes are allowed.
-No piss or "golden shower" fetishes are allowed
-No pegging fetishes are allowed.
-No inflation fetishes are allowed.
-No BDSM fetishes are allowed.
-No timestop fetishes are allowed.
-No tentacle rape fetishes are allowed.
-No sensory deprivation fetishes are allowed.
-No pregnancy fetishes are allowed, however pregnancy can be included in the story if it is not fetishized.
-No political banter is permitted.
-No religious iconography or promotion of any kind is allowed.
If we get writers we'll put you in the header for the next Maud thread so be sure to link your pastebins.
With that said, let's have a wonderful safe for work Maud thread.
>>27390139
>all those fucking rules.
Step back for best sister
>>27390139
Does this count? I mean... It's radiohead...
What would the Equestrian equivalent of the Jews be?
Jewish horses? I mean it's fairly simple bud
>>27389680
Unicorns
>>27389680
I thought we established that it was the griffons already.
