Upcoming ep titles I got through my company.
09. The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
10. Saddle Row & Rec
11. Applejack's "Day" Off
12. Flutter Brutter
13. Spice Up Your Life
14. Stranger Than Fan Fiction
15. The Cart Before the Ponies
16. 28 Pranks Later
17. The Times Are a Changeling
18. Dungeons and Discords
We know ep 9 has moved to a later air slot, but this is the order how we got them 3 months ago.
We never got ep 19 to 26 titles.
OMG I BELIEVE THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!1111111
Wow, the Changeling episode must not involve Chrysalis if its just randomly placed mid season.
Kill yourself
>MY LITTLE PONY
>MY LITTLE PONY
I love all in mlp, except the this fucking chorus
This intro is way too fucking gay, and I suck dicks.
I sing along with it.
I also have the extended version on my playlist.
>>27403661
This 2bh
Hello /mlp/. I am anonymous, just like the rest of you. And I have come to discuss something I believe is of great importance...what exactly are we doing here? What started out as a fandom filled with love, acceptance, and friendship, has turned into a cancerous mass of memes, porn, and insults. 4chan is where the fandom started, yet it is also where most of these things apply. From the, "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash", to the porn of creators or the show, this fandom has gone way too far...while the creators might not say anything, I can imagine how disappointing in us they are. It's a cartoon guys. Why can't you take it as one? Think of the writers for once, who put time and love into making a wonderful show, just for it to get turned into trash by us. Think of the voice actors, who people call whores, or make porn of their ponysona's, or worse of themselves. Think of Lauren Faust, who made Friendship is Magic in the first place. She may not be here now, but she still is an important part of us. And mostly...think of Bonnie...the one who made MLP in the first place...please...take all this to heart. Cause it's still possible to make this fandom great again.
>>27403333
>wasted quads
>You got remember it !
>>27403306
Thanks!
I cringe every time someone riding a pony in fanfiction.Not in sexual way goddamit
>>27403314
I don't.
>you will never take a prettily dressed pone to the grand galloping gala as a friend
>you will never comment on how beautiful she looks in her gala dress, making her blush profusely
>you will never lock eyes during the slow dance and pull her to the dance floor, hoof in hand.
>you will never gently and elegantly dance in the ballroom, a sweet mare in your arms, as your worries melt away
>you will never realize that you've loved each other since you can remember
>you will never stare into her glistening eyes as you confess just how much you care for her
>you will never hear her confess the very same
>you will never tear off her dress when you finally arrive home that night, eager to please your cute little pony who's given herself to you completely.
Life is cruel, friends.
>>27403072
Thanks, OP, It's not like i was having a good day until now or anything
Do any of you guys watch MLP Analysts/The Rift Cafe? Who is your favorite/least favorite reviewer?Bonus: Who's OC is your favorite
>>27401819
>white and purple unicorn in the back is the only decent design out of 40ish OCs
>rest are either shit colored or too snowflakey
why do people suck so much at colors? its not that difficult.
>>27401819
I do not to any of these.
>>27401827
I kinda like the orange one next to Dr. Furry
Do you have any non-nsfw lewds for my folder?
>>27401637
How is this safe for work?
Do you even have a job?
Also, are you or are you not a retard?
>>27401637
What an awkward looking kiss. Has the artist ever seriously kissed someone? You don't try to fucking EAT their face like that
>>27401637
>non-nsfw
Sorry, all my lewds are non-non-nsfw.
/mlp/ is it normal that I no longer find naked average girls hot? A video still gets me aroused but it's been like an eternity since I fapped to 3D. I fapped solely to my waifus pictures for 2 years, I think I'm ponysexual now.
And for a long time I'm talking to a girl that really likes me who suggested us to go on dates etc and she's an underweight 5/10 girl. I'm thinking if things somehow end good I might find myself in a situation where I can get a head I won't find her attractive and it will ruin everything. Surely in normal sex we have much more hormones running than masturbation so I won't end up staying flaccid right?
By the way I keep my power levels on check all the times and 7/10, not a fedora overlord.
>>27401500
i can get hard to "top tier" 3dpd porn videos, but i can't cum unless i start thinking about me and my waifu doing whatever is in the video
but to answer your question: yes, it's normal. ponies are much sexier than any 3dpd could ever hope to be
>>27401500
Same. Well, at least we won't breed and that can only be a positive thing.
Pones in Space Edition
>>27401337
This reminds me of that 10ish minute NB space song that SGaP made. Wish they'd come back.
>>27402754
Talking about this compilation, right?
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpC0E9FKfdeGKfCVXH-ync1wXuGYRsRPw
>>27401337
Is this supposed to be a G1 thread?
Do you smile when you watch the show, /mlp/? Does pony make you happy? If it doesn't, why?
>>27401042
No because my favorite pony never gets episodes while shit ponies like Starlight and Rainbow Cunt get loads
>>27401042
Sometimes it's the only thing that makes me happy...and it hurts anon...It hurts...
>>27401065
Why is that, Anon? Are you using the show to escape your problems in the real world?
>You hear a knock on the door
>See this with your eyeballs
>What do?
>>27400884
Fart on their faces
>>27400884
Close the door and do nothing, in today's world any action I take would get me labelled as a pedophile and arrested
>>27400884
Put her in the box.
It's marked trash for a reason.
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>In my heart there is no room
What did she mean by this?
Well, if one inserts an object into a living heart, that tends to hemorrhage whichever ventricle the object was inserted into, or at least to impair function. Considering her heart was beating at the time, she likely wished it to continue function.
memes
>>27400684
>That chin
Haha Cadence is a fatty!
Why is she blushing?
>>27400477
She saw Flash Sentry
>>27400479
/thread
>>27400479
Like she did in Three's A Crowd, right? Oh...
Hello Anons.
I'm Morky, your friendly neighborhood crack head mouse.
I'm here so you can write green. Whether it's practice or you want to ask people for ideas and write for them.
So enjoy!
>>27400282
Here you go.
Muh old edgy Anon green.
>You are Anon.
>Princesses send you after the main four evil beings of this candyland.
>Discord, Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon and Sombra.
>Currently you're waiting for them to stop laughing.
>"...she sent Anon to stop us?! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
>Man, look at them go.
>Fucking third-rate villain wannabes.
>Those arrogant dick waffles doesn't take you seriously.
>They think Celestia went full retard, sending only you after them all.
>They think you're some small fry, they're going to gang rape, or some shit without any problems.
>Two words bitches!
>Big.
>Fucking.
>Mistake.
>Actually, those were three words.
>Tfw you can count to potato.
>Good you don't need to relate on your "incredible" math powers to kick their asses...
>So far they didn't even notice you were frowning behind them.
>They were still giggling like a bunch of fucking retarded school girls.
>Alright, time to close Autism high school for good!
>You cleared your throat politely, to draw their attention.
"Harumph."
>No effect.
>You tried doing it louder.
"Harrummph!"
>Still nothing.
>Oh sweet Gabe Newell on a diet, you're going to wreck thier shit today!
>You swear on your mum!
"FUCKING HARRUMMPH!"
>Finally, that got their attention.
>One by one, eyes turned in your direction.
>Discord is the first one to react to your sudden appearance.
>"Oh my, look who's here! Our nemesis in the flesh! What're we gonna do now!"
>He put his paws and claws on his ugly goat mug and pretends he's terrified.
>That elicits a chuckle from everyone else.
>Even from you, though your reasons for it are different.
"Laugh till you can. With your balls in your mouth, you'll find this feat to be rather difficult."
>Badass talk, fuck yeah!
>"How DARE you to speak to your beters in that manner PESANT!"
1/?
>>27401388
>Good old Moonie was in front of her "friends", looking at you with superiority.
"Oh, I'm going to do much more, than just talk with you. However, I promised Celestia to give you a chance to surrender peacefully. So, how about this Nightmare horse, everyone?"
>Before Nightmare could attack your ears, with more royal canterlot voice, she was silenced by others maniacal laughter.
>Chrysalis was almost crying.
>"That old hag must've really lost her mind! Doesn't she remember that each and every one of us, is at least as powerful as her?! Tell me, oh great Anonymous, are you even capable of beating those two royal fat flanks, who have sent you here?"
>Your smile didn't waver.
"Firstly, judging from all this laughing, I'm guessing that you decline my generous offer. Good."
>You slowly start to take off your Three Wolf Moon shirt.
>You don't want it to get dirty, it's your favourite.
>They are still snickering, except Nightmare Moon, who is visibly growing more and more angry at you.
"Secondly, yeah I'm more than capable of beating Celestia and Luna in a fair fight, with one hand tied behind my back."
>They stopped laughing and are looking at you with thier eyebrows arched.
>Silence, at last.
"You see, here in this magical horsie candyland, I'm practically a fucking Mary Sue, being totally immune to magic and shit."
>You throw your shirt behind you and flex your muscles with the force of a thousand steroid needles.
"See those babiesfucktards? I'm no marshmallow little pony. In my world I had problems to get through the airport, because of those guns. I'm what they call, a fucking muscle wizard."
>"Cryssstals?"
"Good question. Of course I know how to cast spells and shit."
>You squint your eyes at now visibly disturbed Nightmare Moon.
>She is so close to you, you can smell her breath.
>Splendid.
"AND I CAST FIST!"
>In a blink of an eye you feed her your special knuckle sandwich.
>Suddenly, slow-motion!
2/?
>>27401391
>You see Nightmare falling on the ground in mid air.
>There's a mix of blood, teeth, snot and saliva pouring out generously from her muzzle.
>A nice crater formed in the side of it, were your first landed.
>Now her snout was visibly pointing in the wrong direction.
>You think you probably broke something important there.
>Oh_you.meme
>You saw her pupils rolled up, telling you she lost her consciousness.
>Who's a small fry now, biatch?!
>Finally, she landed with a loud thud.
>Her armored head buried itself in the ground.
>Small cracks decorated the place where she was lying.
>Time came back to its normal course.
>Faget.
>You felt your Anon-Sense tingling almost immediately.
>Chrysy was jumping at you with her sharp horn up front.
>Guess she wants to make some extra special shish kebab with your name on it.
>Nu-uh, not on your watch.
>You hold the L and R buttons, to crouch.
>She found herself fying over you.
>When her bug underbelly was scratching the top of your head, you released those buttons.
"SHORYUKEN!"
>Another powerful spell in your stock.
>Surrounded by her weird chitin skin, your hand dug itself deeply into her insides.
>Lewd.
>Before she was launched in the air, she managed to screech right into your ear, almost deafening you at the spot.
>Good you didn't hit her colon equivalent, or something on the way to her spine, because she would probably also pushed something more from herself, besides that awful shriek.
>Luckily, before your ears stopped working, she became a new natural satellite of this world.
>Now when some-ugh-pony will be naughty, Celestia will have two choices where to send him, or her.
>Though, you must admit Chrysalis will be rather extreme "resocialization resort".
>No worries, back to the matter at hand.
>Litteraly.
>That fucking crystal junkie was trying to bite your beautiful fingers off!
>A wild knee appears!
>You had no choice than to clonk him on the head with your knee.
>In V.A.T.S. you chose his left eye.
3/?
Why does Rarity look concerned here?
>>27400113
You're still there.
>>27400113
trenderhoof left while she was asleep
>>27400113
Because the sun is coming up and she has a wicked hangover.
