Archived threads in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender - 467. page
> She's a male to female
>>5656959
It's called upgrading.
>>5656965
On a degenerate scale maybe
>>5656968
Better than mtfs at least.
So ive been seeing this FtM guy for a couple weeks now, and I am so new to this. im bisexual so it doesnt bother me at all but I was wondering if anyone had any... tips or something to help me out. Thanks :)
You dont want tips faggot, you want comments
Post her face
>>5656922
Make sure to call his vagina a boy pussy.
>>5656956
>her
New job. Educated coworkers with a wide range of political beliefs.
I'm the only gay guy, from what I can tell. Many of my coworkers are women between 25-35 and men from 30-40.
I am not a flamer, but I dress well, have stylish, professional blond hair, and I was well raised. I shave and naturally have very little facial hair & my body hair is blonde and not very visible (mostly visible arm hair in this concern).
There were some comments today about how gays should not telegraph their sexuality (I agree, even though it is more difficult to find a...
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You self hating gays are pathetic. Why do you care so much what a bunch of sad sack wagecuck normies think about you.
You'll need at least a half dozen sacrificial lambs and the dried ingredients to make a potion of illusion, to start.
>>5656788
>I don't want to be "The Gay Guy" at work.
That's unavoidable.
>tfw u pass as a girl
>tfw u are a super qt as well
>tfw u have a social life now that you transitioned
>tfw u have other female friends to hang/go shopping n shit with...typical normie girl shit
>tfw u have a mega qt bf
>tfw he pins you down with overbearing strength and penetrates you with his glorious cock
>tfw he cuddles you in his arms after fucking your...
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>tfw you wake up
>>5656725
>tfw every time someone crashes on the wards I imagine myself wearing that expression whilst covered in blood
That feel when not knowing that feel
>be me
>go on 4chan
>immediately regret it
>finds self drawn in
>browses /b/ for hours
>finds lgbt board
>relate with my people
>happy garen (my irl name)
>>5656448
Youll be taking hormones to transition within 5 months i promise. Just come here and chill for about an hour a day and I promise you will swear you are a woman trapped in a man's body.
>tfw no qt ftm bf to be gay with and raise our biological children with no surrogacy
>why live
I'm ftm and I would never bear a child. fortunately I'm straight so my wife can do it, but I don't think most trans guys would want to.
>>5656464
>tfw most transguys don't want to beat children
>>5656481
Beat children?
How do I become king of the gays? What plots do I concoct? Who do I assassinate? What titles do I usurp? Which alliances do I forge and which regions do I invade?
You'd have to kill off John Barrowman to start with.
Have you been doing your part?
Why?
>>5656060
They're a homophobic company ,right?
any company called homophobic i pretty much buy more shit from tbqhhhh
it's fun because majority of fags who care about this sort of shit don't matter economically lmao
Someone I know told me they prefer they/them pronouns recently, but I honestly have no idea what that means. I was wondering if anyone could share an info graphic or an explaination of common terms for anything other than gay straight and bi. Those are the only things I'm really familiar with. Thanks.
It means they suffer from special snowflake syndrome.
Nothing more
I'd still be interested to learn a general vocabulary list so I'm not completely ignorant when it comes to gender and sexuality in today's world. Like, what does gender fluid mean? I see obscure words used all the time to describe gender on social media but I can't tell what is parody and what's real. Just looking for help understanding
>>5656062
http://itspronouncedmetrosexual.com/2013/01/a-comprehensive-list-of-lgbtq-term-definitions/
Here you go fampai. Also has gender fluid on the list. It's by alphabetically order so look under 'G'. 4chan /LGBT/ isn't the best place to look for answers when it comes to anything that isn't, les,bi,gay,trans,sometimes asexual. They'll immediately call you snowflake even when you prove them wrong because they're hateful fags kek.
Am I the only one who just really fucking hates people? It feels like my sexuality doesn't even matter when I've never been able to grow out of my edgy teenage misanthropy, instead having it grow into complete sociopathy and a lack of empathy for others.
I can't even rock the atheist fedora-wearing neckbeard wielding a katana look for laughs. I'm just a scrawny idiot who sits alone in the library all day studying or angrily browsing the internet. Other LGBT people are social fucking butterflies in comparison and there's no way I can relate to...
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>>5655483
Plenty of people die alone, anon.
>>5655483
Autism with possible/mild Schizophrenia/ schizotypal personality disorder?
Autism seems to be the default meme diagnosis on 4chan but still. Please don't take this as a troll response Anon. :-)
>>5655483
sure i'll take a bite
so are you sure you just hate people? there's no one in the world you like even a little?
because your second paragraph seems to lean closer to "i can't relate to people because i'm asocial"
>tfw you're a androgynous trap who wants to be consider themselves a lesbian girl but can't afford GRS or FFS, so you don't even bother
>being a poorfag, won't be able to afford anything until after I get my degree in several years
Just kill me now sempai
>>5655417
>you're a androgynous trap
So you could probably make a ton of money escorting...
>>5655573
This, but it might turn you into a depressed and psychologically damaged wreck.
>>5655732
Yeah, but not you are now.
A different kinda depressed damaged wreck.
Lauren Taylor, of Disney Channel's "Best Friends Whenever," has allegedly been part of a plot to punish her brother, Jordan, for being gay. According to a facebook post by Jordan's friend, Joshua Kuehl, he has been in jail since November after his mother lied to the police claiming he was a threat to society after he moved out following emotional and physical abuse at the hands of his mother and siblings. According to the post, Lauren also lied to the police to support her mother's claims.
ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/100032336.html
>>5655330
Why do all the white fags that end up on the news like like this?
>>5655330
What if he's lying too?
Once this girl grows up she gets what was coming for her, and she'll become a drug addicted degenerate just like all Disney youth stars. So who cares.
Hi /lgbt/.
I'm a young gay virgin but I'm too scared for sex because I don't look good enough naked. When I get /fit/, my skin clears up, and I keep body hair off, I might do it someday.
How do I make my poos and toots smell more delightful, so they aren't like rotting garbage? How do I make my inside butt have no smears and streaks even after I drop the browns off at the super bowl?
I'm phrasing my above inquiries like a retard because there's just no way to ask these questions with a serious dialog, even though I'm 100%...
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OP is a faggot
OP is a faggot.
>>5654894
>>5654806
>>5654769
Stop
It's 2 am and I have an appointment to an actual legit trans clinic 10 hours from now.
I have been waiting for this moment for 8 years.
I might die.
Someone help me.
>>5654757
How old are you, senpai? Whatever that number is, you're likely too old to be so nervous.
>>5654845
I'm 22.
The last time the youth clinic wasted my time for three years before deciding that I didn't want it bad enough.
>>5654757
It's not that big of a deal anon, they just talk you for a couple minutes and then they cut your penis off and give you some tits.
>nearly three-quarters of lesbians are overweight or obese. The rate is 25 percent higher than heterosexual females and almost double the obesity risk of gay men
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/federal-eye/wp/2014/09/02/why-the-federal-government-spent-3-million-to-study-lesbian-obesity/
Congratulations. You reposted clickbait without knowing what the fuck you're talking about. Do yourself a favor, go to your local library, and look at the actual study itself. Or you could go halfway and just look at the last thousand fucking times we had this thread in the archives.
You're a fucking idiot, anon. That doesn't say what you think it says.
>>5655253
Not OP, but
>An Earlier Thread I observed: hurrrrrr LBD doesn't exist I am ANGRY
>this thread: durrrr Lesbians arent that fat I am ANGRY ROBBLE ROBBLE
Someone is very bootybothered, and annoying, to boot. So annoying, that they seem to be asking to be corrected. It almost sounds as if someone is trying to dodge, or downplay, ~<3~SCIENCE~<3~. But going down OP's rabbit hole leads us very, very quickly to this passage in...
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Let's go into the latter study and find the meat on the bone: the numbers. The latter study from 2007 had a sample size of 5979 individuals.
For the math-challenged, let's glance at Table 2. The leading numbers in the central columns sum to 100%, so basically what we've got going on here is a 3x3 division of women into two metrics: straight-lesbian-bisexual, and normal weight-pudgy fatty but mite be fun for practice/hamplanet oh shit nigger what are you doing.
Notice how the "Lesbian" column has greater representation in the latter fatter...
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