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>>5697459
The beibs?
Mix between Russel Howard and Justin Beiber, Op
How old is too old to transition?
>pic related transitioned at 29-30
>>5697237
hot lady but she got a manly jaw yeah
looks better than most real ladies though
it isnt about age as a number, but as how bad/masculine you look and how poor you are.
Im kinda old, but I have a very feminine shape, I get misgender often from behind (my face is manly) and Im not even on hormones, the problem is im poor as fuck and will never be able to afford a surgery
the Age is a meme
I know people from middle school who would be insta hon and people in their 30s who pass pretty well just from mones. and passed without trouble after a fairly minimal FFS
Hi LGBTanons, Straightanon here, in the spirit of inter-board ecumenism. Now it occurred to me that with Homo weddings becoming more and more available now, some of you may be put in a a new situation that the LGBT movement hasn't really considered much.
Giving the Best Man/Maid of Honor Toast.
Having given multiple of them myself, I'm here to share with you the format of the toast and some tips on the speech.
Now you might be thinking? Format? There is no set format. They are just supposed to speak from the heart about their best friend. Well your wrong and there is a format so follow it. You may also be thinking, sorry straightanon, fags have been wedding planners for decades we already know all about it. Choosing table settings, decoration scheme, flowers, venues, etc. is a lot different than the actual speech and if you haven't done it you might not get it. Now you may be saying, nuh uh, I totally get it. In that case just shut up because there are probably others who could be worried about it and need some guidance.
All that being said here is the format.
1. Introduce yourself in self-aggrandizing fashion, noting you are best man for which person.
2. Make fun of the person who named you best man.
3. Make fun of the person who named you best man.
4. Make fun of the person who is marrying the person who named you best man for liking and deciding to marry the person who named you best man.
5. Make fun of person who named you best man.
6. Make lovey-dovey comments about how person who named you best man really loves the person they are going to marry more than anything and you knew it because of the way they always talked about him, the way they looked at him, the way he would get all happy being near him or after being near him, blah blah blah.
7. Tell audience to grab their glasses or grab whatever they are drinking. (This is important you need to let them know the toast is about to happen.)
8. Give the Toast. Keep it simple.
>>5697236
One note about the making fun of people. Don't go all autistic out there. You are not picking a fight. The insults should be more of really embarrassing things the person has done in the past. Make them look stupid, ugly, incompetent, no fashion sense or whatever. But under no circumstances do you talk about past relationships. Stories are the best but you can do dumb one liners too. "I know my friend didn't chose the catering because there is a conspicuous absence of Taco Bell."
For the...
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>>5697236
Like 99.9% of gays I know if they want to get married, which not many do, they just want to elope.
I think it's pretty rare that gays can do big weddings since usually you lose a sizeable chunk of your family when you come out.
I think the traditions held at straight weddings will continue to be just that, for straights only.
>>5698623
>>5698623
Idk I'm a lesbo just got married a month ago. I kind of had a best man, or really my guy friend was all "Imma be your best man!" though I had my sister doing more maid of honor kind of stuff. Wife had her best friend as a best woman or maid of honor.
But there wasn't a whole lot of speeches. Service was extra short and sweet, priest was so cool with this whole "I'm an irish priest, this a mexican styled gay wedding with...
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Lesbian here, not sure how this board works and what kind of material y'all post but I got dumped today and I'm feeling lonely. I live in a small town so it's hard to find someone I'm interested in dating, which makes break ups worse because I feel like I'm never going to find the right person.
>>5707560
My condolences lesbro. We've all been there. What happened?
>>5707560
I'm so sorry to hear that. How are you doing?
>>5707560
I know that feel more than I would like to admit, sister. Do you want to talk about your break-up?
>tfw 42 band size at a 25 BMI, A-B cups
>tfw cant get a good voice to stick and keep cycling between nasally gay tranny and girl voices
>tfw forever a hon
>tfw dont get why some of the cuties i date can stand my body
>tfw im like a reverse paper bag job
>>5696324
oh yeah I forgot one
>tfw I've seen gross old men with gyno who have more feminine and shapely tits than me
>>5696327
hahah yeah me too. i saw one and his nipples were small and guy-like but his tits had a better shape than mine
>>5696336
>>5696336
my problem is that a great big mass of fat sits on the upper and outer part of my chest because my body didnt get the full memo on fat redistribution. it erases the ability for my small boobs to show their shape from top to bottom and instead creates a big long manboob shape
I'm gonna try to lose some more weight, 7 points of BMI before reaching serious levels of unhealthy is a lot to work with I guess
I have some questions and want to get some opinions or experience anybody's had with referring to trans friends in the past, before they began transitioning or even knew themselves.
Basically I have two FtM friends, one (I'll call S) who started transitioning a few years ago, has been going on T for a couple months, and just got top surgery. Another (I'll call C) only in the past 6 months or so started coming out as trans and started using a male name and pronouns.
Since it's kind of the crux of my confusion I'm gonna just refer to both...
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...And?
>>5696461
This. Not exactly sure what the fuck you want us to say, OP. Just because you can't grasp it doesn't make your ex not trans.
referring to them as if they were another person in the past is stupid, you're stupid
sex with condoms fucking suck, like the pleasure has been muted with a fucking rubber blocking your nerves and skin.
I wanna go raw so bad
how do you guys feel about condoms and sex?
Meh. I buy those condoms with the sorta ballooned end that doesnt stick to your dick and slides around. They feel pretty good.
Personally, the only thing that makes a difference in the quality of sex is how much I care about the person I'm fucking.
Ive gone raw in hookups(when I was younger and stupid, thankfully I never got a STI) and it didn't honestly feel noticeably better.
And I've worn condoms with boyfriends and close fuck-buddies and it felt so fucking awesome that I had to slow down to keep from cumming after a minute.
better safe than sorry
>>5696042
Does it feel good enough to risk getting HIV though? That's the question.
If you have a partner you trust enough not to sleep around and you have seen the paper with their std/hiv results then go for it.
Me and him kinda fell in a bad place last night. I'm not sure where to start, but he has A LOT of issues. When it's just me and him, we have the most intimate moments and everything seems perfect, but when we both go outside, he acts like some bitchy Chihuahua trying to pick a fight with everything 3 times his size. I don't know, maybe it's a femboy thing.
Anyways, a disaster happened where I can't invite my bf to hang out with my friends anymore and personally I can't stand the crowd of catty femboys he hangs out with so that started to...
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>>5695781
Start slipping horse tranquilizer into his breakfast. It should calm him down a little bit.
>>5695798
I'd rather not add to his drug intake.
>>5695807
And of course he has a drug issue. Just dump his ass, he sounds like a jerk. Most people can pull off intimacy, if that's his only positive characteristic, trust me, it's easy to replace him. It will hurt, but that's because your brain is retarded.
I'm a normal 6ft 200lb cismale. What will happen if I take the hormone cocktail that ftm's take?
Will I become /hypermale/ ? I want to cuck the other boys in my highschool
Nothing I'm told.
>>5695082
Dam son, for real? There's this little 5'4 ftm dweeb I bully sometimes. I'm thinking of stealing "his" hormones from his backpack (he shows off his 'mones to the girls) so I can take them myself and become more powerful
>>5695100
Are you a professional sports person? Take steroids
ITT: Sum /lgbt/ in one pic
>>5694204
>>5694204
Hey legbutts, now that valentines is coming up and I feel like absolute crap. How can I contact someone I haven't talked to 3 months ago? I always thought she had feelings for me.
>>5694151
dayum gurl, u is fine
won't chu b my valentine?
>>5694173
And make a fool out of myself looking like a lesbian drunk?
No thank you.
I think I'm bisexual but idk. I'm attracted to guys, girls, and in all honesty it's like gender doesnt even matter when it comes to becoming sexually attracted to somebody. It wouldnt even matter if i became sexually attracted to a transgender person, because the thought never crosses my mind. Obviously im aware of their gender, but.... its just hard to explain. any advice?
>>5693908
you sound pansexual
Def: Noun: A person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, transexuals, tansvestites, gender benders, hermaphrodites, intersexuals, androgenous people, and those with sex-chromosome anomaly such as klinefelter syndrome or turner syndrome.
So basically you just don't care about gender :P
>transbians think they are women
Na you're a cis male bro
>>5693877
wow, just wow i can't even it's 2016 i mean come on
we have this thread every day
>>5693877
ok gr8 but what do you propose to do about my mental illness then? it's seriously negatively affecting my life and nothing yet has assuaged it
I've developed romantic and sexual attraction for my best friend who I'm pretty sure is straight
>>5693588
Spike food with hormones and wait for his orientation to shift towards men.
>>5693627
Wow he's always feeding me though
I thought I was going to wake up to advice but i guess no on knows
>Have a single sexual partner in half a decade
>He's got an STI and he knew and there's a non-trivial chance he gave it to me because I was sick afterwards and the only reason I know it might have been him and not the flu is because other people started calling him out
Why do fags do this? How fucking hard is it to be responsible? I know motherfuckers are young and cute and giggly and shit, but the moment you start having actual sex with actual other people, you need to grow the fuck up.
>>5693552
hahaha you wont the "statistics fuck you" award
>has fun
Did he know he had it? You HIV+ now?
How often did you bottom?
>>5693552
can you take legal actions? He should be locked away for this.
