> Be Me
> 16 years old
> Edgy girl
> Live in a pretty small town
> Discover that you're Bi
> Happy, come out to parents
> Parents are proud, dad asks to look at hot chicks with him
> Decline and give him a weird look
> Dad works at some junk yard where they handle old government vehicles like cop cars, fire trucks and more. This is important.
> Get offer from friend to move into her apartment and live there
> Friend is 19, she's like an older sister
> Accept and move in
> Parents think it's good I move, says I'll learn more about life.
> Bring my cat
> Live happily in apartment with friend
> Three months pass
> Get girlfriend, pretty hot chick.
> Friend invites over her boyfriend for the first time after being together for some months
> The boyfriend is the kind of tough guy, acts kinda like a jock yet he isn't one
> Bit of a redneck to be honest
> Let's call him Tom
> I'm in the living room couch with my girlfriend, watching Simpsons
> Cat is on the kitchen counter licking her leg
> Hear friend say "So, I live here with my friend... Anon, say Hi to Tom!"
> Turn head to look into the hallway and mutters "Hello!"
> Girlfriend does the same.
> Tom walks in and looks at cat on the counter
> "Oh great, you have a piece of shit with a tail."
> Get mildly upset that he insults your cat, but you stay quiet.
> Friend and Tom walks into Friends room, probably to get their dirt on
> Girlfriend gets my attention.
> "What an asshole." She says
> Agree.
> An hour later, we're now watching CSI.
> Both are pretty bored.
> Girlfriend starts with snuggling up to me and kisses my cheek
> Five minutes later we're making out on the couch
TBC
> Tom walks out from the room and spots us
> His eyes widen and he shouts "What the fuck, WHAT IS THIS GET OUT HERE"
> Me and Girlfriend stops and looks up at Tom who's only in his boxers and flannel shirt
> Friend walks out and spots us, gains a shit eating grin and whistles before shouting "Good Work Anon!"
> Tom looks at friend with a mortified expression
> "They're Queers! You live with a queer! Fucking crazy lesbos!"
> Friend gets an angry expression and looks at him
> "Well Tom, if you can't deal with that you might as well get out and we'll end this relationship."
> Me and Girlfriend sits in the couch, no longer embarrassed
> Tom huffs and says
> "Bitch I ain't gonna be thrown out because of some fucking lesbos, they're the ones that should get thrown out the fucking sinners they are!"
> "Tom, you need to leave now."
> "Bitch, make me."
> Tom proceeds to run into Friends room and lock himself in
> thegameison.jpg
> Hear him shout shit from behind the door
> Friend looks at me and says
> "Call your friends at the Gay center, this bitch needs to be smoked out
> Does what she says, manage to round up maybe 16 other gays, both female and male
> An hour passes and then I hear what sounds like a megaphone and sirens outside
> "SOMEONE ORDER THE GOD DAMN GAY FORCE!?"
> It's my fucking mother, my friend called my parents
> They're the Gay commanders of their army in this fight
> Hear Tom shout from the inside of the room "What the shit!?"
> Me, Girlfriend and Friend looks out the window
>There are two pickup trucks and a god damn fire engine outside with people in and on the vehicles
> Everyone spray painted in rainbow colours
> Fire engine looks stripped, only has ladders left and the paint on it is flaky
> My friends room's window faces the street, so Tom can see what is happening
> We hear him freak the fuck out in there
> The Gay Force™ lines up outside the house and cheers while my dad helps three others with carrying ladders off the old fire engine
> Bitches start climbing the ladder up to the window
> Tom is terrified and calls the police
> He forgets we live in a small town, when the cops come they recognise my father, laughs and stands back
> They understand the situation.
> The Gay Force™ Finally enters the room and we hear Tom screaming for help as they bind him in ropes and carry him out the window
And that's the story of how my parents and 14 homosexuals bound a 20 year old guy on top of a fire engine before spray painting him in pride colours and then driving him home to his parents.
7/9 Kek'd hard even though not real.
So do you faggots actually have some fetish for /pol/ or is that just a meme?
Maybe when they are /n/ or /new/, but /pol/ is a cancer.
>/pol/ still thinks we give a shit about them or like them for that matter
Wew
Of course not, you're silly.
I mean, I know that somewhere on this board, another tranny who isn't me is fantasizing right now about how hot it'd be to ensnare a hypermasculine, insecure but handsome /pol/ virgin.
You know, it's just that the idea of someone hating your very being but not being able to resist the temptation of fucking you could sound really hot to someone else.
Like, I'm sure there's a few people who'd like to finally get a /pol/ guy to fuck them, even though he'd feel guilty about it. Being railed on as he tries to beg forgiveness to whatever God he believes in, and finally having him cum on my mouth as I make the cutest smile I can muster and he realizes he just spilled his seed on a cute thin little trap who beats any girl he jacked off to and couldn't get, and who's also in love with his cock.
Did I use first person for a moment? I'm sorry, I meant it metaphorically. I mean, it wouldn't be uncommon to want to see the terrified look on a /pol/ack's face as he realizes all he wants is trap ass; his friends would hate him, his family would disown him, but he'd know the degeneracy was worth it at each pump into a tight little tranny's (who isnt me. Fuck /pol/, they're assholes) butthole.
uh what are we talking about again
I mean wouldn't it be cool to break a /pol/ack's expectations and never cuck him, becoming his loyal housewife but laughing at the fact that he'll never have children because vagina doesn't even arouse him anymore?
To other people? Like, self-hating AGP faggots, not me.
uh i need to go to the bathroom
I just found out I'm gay over a year ago, I recently got a crush on a boy in my school. I really like him but I'm almost certain he's straight, should I ask him out anyway? Also I was going to post this on the LGBT subreddit, but everyone there are just triggered feminist.
Give him a brojob and then just casually forget to say "no homo" after you make out with him and spit his cum into his mouth.
If he doesn't remind you you forgot to say "no homo" you are in the clear.
FUCKING GENIUS
>>6184907
Depends. How old are you two?
>liberal mom is accepting of my transition from the start when I was 17
>pays for my desperate self-medding (then actual prescribed 'mones), psych, doctors
>2 years later and all is well, pass perfectly, will move in with bf soon but still be sustained by mom because he doesn't have a job
>she suddenly talks to me at lunch about how she met a transgender customer in her retail job
>raging 60 year old locally famous hon
>mom told her about me and my situation and how I pretty much fulltime as a girl and take a bunch of measures to pass
>hon is livid and says all of that is unnecessary
>told mom a bunch of things about how hormones are unnecessary (hon couldn't take it because of heart problems), how you need to accept yourself as you are, how you owe nothing to society and passing is stupid
>mom says i'm not truly happy because i worried about passing and don't 'open myself' to my friends and ditched all the friends I had before transitioning
>i explain the concept of stealth to mom and she says it's 'homophobia'
>mom freaks out about how she can't tell my aunts or her friends about what I'm going through and how I dont go to family meetings anymore or post pictures on facebook anymore
>says she shouldn't have to spend so much money on my hormones
>hon has befriended mom and will continue to try to fuck my perfect situation up from afar
Half of me thinks it's on purpose and petty revenge.
>>6184825
Get yourself fully independent, or this hon is going to remotely detonate your chances. Either that or seriously redpill your mom on what is going on. Tell her the hon is just a jealous fuck trying to sabotage your transition. So on and so forth.
>>6184835
Said hon is worshipped province-wide by left-wingers here about how she survived her suicide attempt and 'accepted herself'. Mom couldn't possibly buy that a near-celebrity and low budget inspirational speaker is somehow wrong.
Also, I can't really be fully independent. I'm european second world trash and jobs for young people are rare here, especially for
>women
It's commonplace here to be sustained by parents until you have kids, and to never cut the cord if you don't, even if you get married.
>>6184825
My mom has similar views to yours. I don't know where she got the, but I think they probably also came from a hon.
You need to go on the offensive. Take the hon out. You need to make sure you ruin her life.
They are dangerous since they have nothing to lose, but they are usually unstable enough to be able to be steered into complete mental breakdowns.
Would you hatefuck an annoying yet cute fuckboy?
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>>6184052
Yes and no.
>tfw no bf that says cummies instead of cum
I'm looking to transition (MTF) and well I getting really close, but I need to know:
>How much does HRT cost in general?
Oh and how long are you usually on hormones
>>6183918
4chan has a catalog feature. You can use it to find MTF general or trans help general.
Right now it cost me ~$30 a month
My insurance doesn't cover the meds
(Prescribed 100mg Sprio 2x Day, 2mg Estradiol 2x a day)
gender is
a.)social construct
b.)genetic/biological
c.)all of the above
discuss what you think.
keep it somewhat civil please.
>>6183771
Gender is determined by B but it's expression may be modulated by A although not as much as most think. That's the answer.
>>6183771
Gender is influenced by both your biological sex and your social environment.
Life is depressing and shitty.
>>6182505
Is Eduarda Vieira her name?
She's gorgeous.
I think you're perfect the way you are OP
>things that turn you on that shouldn't.
gay edition. I'll start
>when sirius black offers to let harry come live with him in the prisoner of azkaban
>>6182344
A story a classmate told about finding a corpse on a walk with her dog, which ended with the dog eating the corpse's penis.
>>6182356
jesus. and i thought i was fucked up for fapping to a scene of long neck dinosaurs breeding in 'walking with dinosaurs'
>trans people can be born in the wrong bodies
>no body is "wrong", all bodies are beautiful
so...which is it?
>>6182178
>>trans people can be born in the wrong bodies
This one.
>>6182178
>trans people can be born in the wrong bodies
muh born in the wrong body meme
>no body is "wrong", all bodies are beautiful
tumblr faggotry
neither of them really
>"What kind of girls do you like?"
>>6182126
>any girl ever finds out that you're gay
>tee hee hee what kind of guys do you like???
>>6182140
>OHMIGAWD, YOU'RE GAY?!?
>HOLY SHIT, SISTER, YOU AND I TOTALLY HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES AND MAKEUP, AND THEN TOP IT OFF WITH A MANI-PEDI!
>OH, THIS'LL BE JUST LIKE WILL & GRACE/GLEE/SEX IN THE CITY/WHATEVER!
>>6183896
Oh fuck no!!
I hate when my friends think we're girlfriends, like no! I just want some cock in both ends.
MTFs/FTMs of /lgbt/, do you think less of cis people who only want to date other cis people?
Do you think they are bigoted for this preference?
>>6181988
not at all. it's your life...you can choose who you want to date
>>6181988
No. As long as they're not being dicks to trans people then they're not bigoted.
So what have trans-exclusionary radical feminists got right and what they got wrong?
First of all there are many things about their ideology I agree with and that Blanchard dichotomy is real but is more applicable in cases where previous sexual abuse took place or where fetishism was the driving force to transition because they conflate being a woman with dumb submissiveness. Also I think Blanchardism is an unrelated phenomenon that may be co-morbid to transsexualism instead of being the definitive compound of transsexualism.
However "terfs" are naive to think that once we smash the binary sex system deep seated in our Western society that people will cease to be transgender. It may discourage fetishists but not the body dysphoriacs which "Terfs" heavily ignore and instead focus on ugly masculine transbian hons. Honestly, "Terfs" are yet to feature a passable straight transwoman on their blogs. But it's no coincidence that most "trans" activists tend to be hons who have a history of spouse abuse or that they are even sex offenders. For this I applaud Cathy Brennan for doxxing every pervy hon (inb4 the she never doxed anyone ever meme) helping to set the record straight.
Also it's beyond my comprehension to even see a feud between "Terfs" and trannies when both "Terfs" and trans activists subscribe to the essentialist view of sex, it's like, perhaps, "Terfs" aren't that interested in open discourse but merely want to take a shot at ugly pervy masculine hons then use it to disprove transsexualism as a whole? Confirmation bias much?
What is YOUR opinion on trans-exclusionary radical feminism?
>>6181072
They got nothing right, and everything wrong.
>what they've got right
That we should throw gender roles out the window and prevent impressionable teens from thinking they're trans solely on the basis of "I like boy/girl things so I must be a boy/girl!"
>what they've got wrong
A fundamental misunderstanding of dysphoria and how it works.
Using outlier predators who happen to be trans to say "all trannies are like this predatory man"
Refusal to listen to opinions that conflict with theirs
Denial of misogyny faced by passing trans women
>>6181072
The whole basis of the blanchard dichotomy is it being a dichotomy that includes all tranasexuals, you're either homosexual transexual or agp.
You can't take parts of it and disregard the rest without doing research on the already present data or entirely new research that shows support for your hypothesis.
Are transphobes repressed trannies?
I can't think if any reason to why they react the way they do, and become completely obsessed with hating on trans people.
They have to be repressed.
Shouldn't we all start to tell them how they'd never pass, and they'd never manage to transition, in hopes that they kill themselves?
>pic
This guy is probably a pedo though, trying to "stick up" for the girls, so he can get underaged pussy. Disgusting.
>>6180362
No, they just don't want ugly hons in their dixieland.
>if you hate something its because you are it and hate you self and want to fuck your mother and everything is a penis
>>6180362
Transphobe here. Right on the money.
Although you'll never hear me say that irl.
My one advantage in life is being a cis male. Being normal to everyone's eyes. That places me above even the most passing trannies (in my country at least)
If I were to transition I would be a hon and lose my power. My social standing above you tranny freaks by becoming one of you.
There was a time where I felt empathy towards you and actually considered it. But with the onset of arrogant young transitioners. I discovered that repression is the best option. And bullying and traumatising transgirls an amazing outlet.
I mean why should I lower myself to your level and be bullied as hon? Fuck that.
And I'll never kill myself. Your tears sustain me. Suicide is a defeat. My victory is dying an old man who keeps his repression alive with T-shots
Cis lesbian general: Favorite Athletes edition (preferably with their hot girlfriends)
Who's your qt and what makes her special enough to be lesgen's official athletic babe?
This thread is the assemblage of AFAB lesbians discussing very important matters. Filter application is strongly advised. http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
Bisexuals, transgender lesbians, and men with questions can find the responses you're seeking by awaiting the return of "chill lesgen".
OLD AND BUSTED:
>>6162867
>>6179296
You know it's gonna be Ashlyn Harris.
So...any ladies in vegas wanna help me lose my handholding virginity for 100 bucks? Maybe let me touch a boobie and kiss your mouth? Pls I can't be a virgin forever.
>>6179422
Are you hot?
I'm a thirsty motherfucker who could drive to vegas.
