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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6lI-FZFaU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9oFqIPTwsQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XETg0drmMvM

young beef edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
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she wants a man from brum
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still watching arc the lad, lads, on ep 21 now
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k-pop out
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First for master race
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see man driving a german whip
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/éire/
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>>62227867

what the FUCK is this kill yourself
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consider Bridgette B, lads
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What does /brit/ think of this man?
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>tfw no Keri Sable gf
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>>62227976
At least he tried
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QEijk5VZbk
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how do i trim my nose hair lads
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>>62227963
Fuck off yank autist
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>>62227976
a fine man
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1st day of my so-called "placement" tomorrow lads

dunno what to where
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>>62228025
nose hair trimmer. i usually just pull them out
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Any unilads here done shared accommodation before?
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>>62228042
wear underwear
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>>62228065
as opposed to having you own flat? everyone does that in first year
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Willy is sooooooooooooooo hard omg >.<
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>>62228065
pretty much everyone who goes to Uni in another city does
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>>62228065
ye
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>>62227952
we aren't in the commonwealth
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>>62228055
Find it slightly enjoyable.
Maybe just satisfying.
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>>62227952
That pic makes me wish I was born british
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>>62227976
top lad
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got a fat cock
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Learn a lesson today, lads

>Just finished a two week entrance exam course
>Met this qt, young, blonde Irish bird
>She's a dental nurse and wants to become a dentist
>She's gorgeous, seemed very quiet, mature, dedicated, modest, and was pleasant to talk to. Loved her smile and her accent.
>She struggled even with basic mathematics, though I brushed it off as she seemed studious regardless
>"She'd make a great wife", I thought to myself

>Finished the course, said our goodbyes
>Get home and search her up on facebook
>Worst fears are confirmed; she's none other than a slag.
>Cakes herself in make up that brings her looks down from a 9 to a 5
>Pictures of her in slag dresses, out drinking with the girlies, vapid selfies, at the Apple store, shopping at Louis Vuitton, etc.


Ah yes, nurses.
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>shared accommodation
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>>62228065
Might do this myself, but rather than with unilads, my friend who works full time wants to move out as well
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>>62228138
>we aren't in the commonwealth

lol, that's adorable
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>>62227909
saw trilla tremaine at jimmy spices this one time
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>>62227749
In addressing Job after killing his wives because he was proud and Job asked him why God addressly him really angrily about Pride. One passage says this:
"It makes the depths churn like a boiling caldron
and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment.
32
It leaves a glistening wake behind it;
one would think the deep had white hair.
33
Nothing on earth is its equal—
a creature without fear.
34
It looks down on all that are haughty;
it is king over all that are proud.”

>king over all that are proud
He was talking about how feriocious the leviathian is and how Evil it is but that it is also his most amazing creation noting how much God talks about the Leviathian here, and just before that how great He himself is. He then talks about the Leviathian after this and goes on to say that it is king of all that are proud Humans at the time of Leviathian were massive sinners and thus the Leviathian was the King of Sinners because it was the King of all Proud.

Just go and read the full passage Job 38-41. You clearly never have as it wraps The Book of Job up as a story of Pride and how Job was prideful and wrong in doing so.

You haven't read The Bible.
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ICELAD IS 5 FOOT 4 INCHES """"TALL"""""
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>>62228174
didn't you share a room with someone first year of college?
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>>62228055
I use small sharp scissors
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>>62228151
I kekd. Are you lads still a tad sour at him?
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>>62228151
t.a*glo irish
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icelad more like micelad lmao
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>>62227952
>bound-women don't form the furniture
Fake and gay.
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>>62228196
1
6
2
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>>62228184
Terrible idea, sharing a place makes you more connected and you'll make more mates. If you just share with a friend you already know you're literally going to be alone you spastic.
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>>62228212
yee
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>>62228095
>>62228111
>>62228112
Is it bearable?
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>>62228164
>Pictures of her in slag dresses, out drinking with the girlies
>girl has a life and frankly I'm shocked and appalled
what did you want? Selfies of her reading Satre and drinking reserve sherry by the fireside?
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>>62228245
manny on the map in the middle
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matt ludford here

you're all cunts
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>>62228258
yes unless you're autistic
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>Gat Out of Hell
>Free

Is it worth it?
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>>62228217
RIRA OUT!
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who is manny and what's he done to put him on the metaphorical map
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>>62228148

maybe 100 years ago.

we're too cucked now. think i'd rather be a paki.
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NEED a wt Korean Anglophile gf t b h lads.
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business idea:

everyone gets their name tattooed on their forehead immediately after birth. would save everyone so much trouble.
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>>62228258
Yeah but you need some patience especially if you're sharing with first year mongs
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>>62228258
It will probably be dirty in the common kitchen, and maybe some true chino LADS who will be dickheads sometimes, but otherwise is quite cool.
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>tfw no big throbbing cock up my botty
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>>62228279

mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
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>>62228212

yes. and Trevelyan.
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>>62228286
>>62228333
>>62228340
FONT
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>>62228307
Spooks was coined by a philsopher who was literally a massive leftie, he was an anarchist. He coined the term in order to sway academia into swaying to the left by dismantling the things The Left don't like.

>>>/r/communism
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cold pizza is the most overrated food in the world
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>>62228245
166
not that changes much
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>>62228268
Sartre is fucking shit id rather wife a slag than a Sartre reader to be honest
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went to a restaurant called o'flannigans and it was ran by a londer paki and his pakistani paki mates
he was an awkward little man
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get out my fucking thread you disgusting normies
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>>62228319
This would make stalkers' lives much easier
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business idea: a dating agency listing men from brum
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CHEWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU
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>>62227867
Rate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYVY4HYrOfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrzsCUVwilE
https://youtu.be/Dboqj0h_4AU
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https://youtu.be/yMmzYqHLRWc

my fucking sides haha

poor delivery driver
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una vela
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>>62228399
this
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>>62228319
witness protection just got serious
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Iceland are the the Icelandic nationalist or is that the other one?
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>>62228400
it would make EVERYONES life so much easier. just think about it.

business idea.

exploding people, aka "muslims"
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>>62228268
You can go drinking with your friends without slapping on ten inches of make up and wearing a tight slaggy dress that makes your arse stick out. And without taking any fucking selfies. You know, like any self-respecting woman worth considering?
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Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter
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>>62228459
are you asking if i'm a nationalist?
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>>62228397
*londoner
also I should mention that it was fucking empty at 7pm on a sunday hahahahaahahah
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>>62228459
Iceland is overrun by feminism and SJWs mate.

>>62227749
In addressing Job after killing his wives because he was proud and Job asked him why God addressly him really angrily about Pride. One passage says this:
"It makes the depths churn like a boiling caldron
and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment.
32
It leaves a glistening wake behind it;
one would think the deep had white hair.
33
Nothing on earth is its equal—
a creature without fear.
34
It looks down on all that are haughty;
it is king over all that are proud.”

>king over all that are proud
He was talking about how feriocious the leviathian is and how Evil it is but that it is also his most amazing creation noting how much God talks about the Leviathian here, and just before that how great He himself is. He then talks about the Leviathian after this and goes on to say that it is king of all that are proud Humans at the time of Leviathian were massive sinners and thus the Leviathian was the King of Sinners because it was the King of all Proud.

Just go and read the full passage Job 38-41. You clearly never have as it wraps The Book of Job up as a story of Pride and how Job was prideful and wrong in doing so.
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>>62228355
thought you were done with that gimmick
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>>62228419
Bet "L-dot" voted out.

These are the kind of people who make decisions that will affect a whole general.

I take this very seriously.
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>>62228464
>business idea.
>exploding people, aka "muslims"
What's the benefit?
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>>62228507
*the nationalist

yes.
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just squeezed out one of those difficult semi-erection after-cum pisses, you know when it's slightly warm and tingly and it starts slow and then bursts out every where like when you put your thumb under the tap and it squirts every where, like gas exiting a confined space
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>>62228437
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business idea: work as a custodian for an imageboard
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>>62228472
Rather she displayed some modesty eh rasheed?
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evening all
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off to bed lads ;(
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>>62228521
i don't know
but everyone else is doing it

went to your country a year ago. 9/10 would defs visit again
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>>62228515
>pretending to be me to discredit my argument
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https://youtu.be/GVYpM3RTCII?t=30

kids got a big future

>>62228431
1st one the only good one just from sound alone, maybe the others are better if you know the language
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>>62228507
gib fish
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>>62228571
goodnite
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>>62228533
no, i'm sure i'm not "the nationalist"
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>>62228568
welcome to the thread!
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>>62228535
post ejaculation pissing is fucking horrible
it kinda burns and its so fucking hard to get it out
like i have to push to get a bit of piss out
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>>62228535
thanks you cunt
i was drinking my coffee while i read this
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>>62228558
Yeah, most slags have probably already been touched by pakis like you. Rasheeds love those White nightclub girls, don't you?
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>>62228612
sure thing, alfons hattler
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1. Waitrose
2. Tesco
3. Sainsbury's
4. Co-Op

Power gap
5. Morrisons
6. Asda
7. Netto
8. Aldi
9. Iceland
10. Lidl

Not really a supermarket rankings
1. M&S
2. Budgens
3. Farmfoods
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>>62228613
thanks, is there any banter flying around tonight
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>>62228575
Thanks m8
Yours is nice too would def throw away my papers and claim to be Syrian/10
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>>62228585
we won it fair and square (because america made sure we did)
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>power swipe every girl on tinder when i get home from night out
>check tinder just then
>match
>she sent me a message
>shes bretty ugly
>about to unmatch
>She works at the place im due to start in a week

REEEEE

What to do?
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>>62228626
you should see a doctor m8
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>>62228632
cwoffee
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>>62228437
then who was pizza???
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>>62227749
Proverbs 16:5

Proverbs 16:5

Proverbs 16:5

Proverbs 16:5

Literally wrong
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>>62228535
why the fuck would you feel the need to share this
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>>62228662
just the usual i think haha
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Getting really pissed off and tired of everyone on here acting like people on DLA are scroungers, how can you assume i'm a scrounger if you don't know my circumstances? If you must know I can no longer work during a cripple injury involving unscheduled scrot removal via a lathe in the woodwork shop
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Where in London do I go if I want to meet qt Japanese girls? There is a sushi restaurant in my city however, so would it be better if I just ask one of the workers there out?
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>>62228680
are you making fun of my accent?
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>>62228677
FONT
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I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
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obama doesn't give a shit about the impending race war
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>>62228679
I never have pissing problem (at least until recently and its unrelated) but post sex/wank piss is absolute rubbish mate
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>>62228659
fuck off billionaire
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>>62228662
t. Rasheed

>>62228663
our gouvernment is currently discussing Morocco an "unsafe country of origin", so you might not even have to pretend to be syrian in the future.
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>>62228714
japanese hair dressers
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can't believe big brother is still running
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http://4chan.org/bans
>all those /int/s
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>>62228677
you are going to have to marry her
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>>62228666
confirmed conspiracy designed to deprive british youth of omega 3 and thus stunt their brain development
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don't put the pussy on a pedestal brah
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GETTING MY
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ABSOLUTELY SWEATING MY GOOLIES OFF IN BED HERE LADS

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A YANK SO I HAD FUCKING AIR CON
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>>62228677
murder her and cunt her body into pieces and bury them around the country
nobody must ever know
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>>62228695
>I'm not proud
>GOD HATES THE PROUD
Gee, good thing I covered that in the first 3 words of my post, eh you illiterate spacker?
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>>62228761
I know a mong who watches it

This guy is probably the stupidest person I have ever met mind
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>>62228754
Do they want another NYE rapefest to happen?
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>>62228761
Endemol has outlived many civilizations before, this one shall be no different
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What version of the Bible would Oliver Cromwell have read? I want to get back into the faith but don't want to be poisoned by the monarchies version.
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9001. aldi
9002. lidl

poverty tier
90000000. asda
90000001. iceland
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>>62228778
something that you will never experience manlet
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>>62228749
Waitrose isn't as expensive as you think it is
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>>62228807
>GOOLIES
Great word lad. I hope to see it used more often in this general.
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>>62228762
why is that? The Easter Australian?
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>>62228677
Tell her you are going to work with her and it will be awkward af

Easy as piss mate
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>>62228258
Are you referring to a shared room or a shared flat?
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>>62228846
t. billionaire
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>>62228762
>someone actually managed to get banned from /tg/

wow
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asda is well underrated

quality and selection is as good as tesco but prices are closer to aldi
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Should it be law that every new house must be built with AC?
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>>62228820
meh, the moroccons i met were all very decent

but the answer is "yes", of course
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>>62228834

>its bad to save money

Ermmmm.....
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>>62228795
are you the guy i was speaking to last night? how did your date go?
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>>62228831
the jerusalem one
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>>62228834
90000002. Farm Foods
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>>62228834
Aldi and Lidl are poverty tier though
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Not had a wank in 10 days, lads. To my memory I haven't had an erection either.

Masturbating hasn't even crossed my mind, nor do I lustfully look at women. I feel like a mature man.

Let's see how far I can go.
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>>62228876
got banned from [s4s] once
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>>62228762
>all that kpop and anime
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>>62228883
fuck off commie scum if people want AC the market will provide it for them
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>>62228893

no :\
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>>62228933
Pink boards don't count
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>>62228906
>Introduced in 1966

Ewww.
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>>62228873
Go there and be pleasantly surprised

>>62228878
Most Asda home brand stuff is fucking disgusting
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>>62228862
Just take a cold water shower lad, its refreshing
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>>62228883

This>>62228936
Also when the fuck do you ever need AC here? For the few rare days it gets hot, just get a normal fan.
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Hello!
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>>62228876
got a 3 day for posting a lewd someone requested
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>>62228981
went there and it's £4.50 for the same ready male that's £2 in sainsbury's
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I dont want to die, but if i died right now i dont think i'd be too fussed.
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would you please mark NEW threads more clearly next time?
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getting some uncreative insults thrown at me, lads
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>>62228887
t. poortherner or student who is too lazy to work
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>>62229003

hello?
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BBC 1. Quite liked the London 2012 opening ceremony.
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>>62228762
what did the third one down say?
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>>62228932
just wait until you get super strength and laser vision at day 30
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>>62228936
>Against government regulations for quality housing

Fuck off back to your rickety old shed Ancap cunt.
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>>62228965
US with it's BLM constant shootings, Feminism, SJW central and %60 white population in which whites are defined as "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa", Is somehow not on this list...

I call bullshit.
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>>62228437
Absolutely creasing
"Nah I ain't got time for it sunshine"
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>>62228834
lidl bakery is good desu. nice cookies and muffins for 50 cent
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I honestly have never been banned from any board on 4chan, I seriously don't know how people manage to break the most lenient rules I've ever come across
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>>62228834
aldi and lidl aren't too bad for some products tbf
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>>62229011
bit gay
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>>62229011
>eating ready meals
Fuck off runt
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>>62229047
hey
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Reckon more blacks should be shot now 2bh
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Britain? Sorry I prefer Ireland.
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Goodnight, /brit/. Sweet dreams.
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>>62229071
AC isn't a safety feature or a structural necessity, it's just a bit of unnecessary luxury

there is no good reason for demanding it by law
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I got basic needs but now its too late for me
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I would never shop at iceland
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>>62229080
Go to /tv/ and post a thread about Anne Hathaway, or a dubs get.
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where was this posted?
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>>62229074
t. 5th most cucked nation in the world
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>>62228965

ireland is more cucked than the uk
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>>62229156
I hate Iceland
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>>62229135
T.SlaveToBritTourism
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>>62229077
haha i'd really like to see a video shot from one of the houses that records this middle aged man pacing up and down the street shouting about nonsense and then going back inside, multiple times a day.
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>>>/s4s/4608786
>>>/s4s/4608786

new
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>>62229162
guess
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>>62229179
I know you're fat but you're not 4 countries fat
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>>62229123
Why are they such hypocrites? Why are black people allowed to be racist towards white people with no repercussions?
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>heat wave coming
>flatmates don't have air conditioning
>all utilities included in rent
>mfw I have tasty little number I bought used for £60 and repaired/cleaned to perfection

I'm literally shivering with smug superiority while they keep concocting reasons to be in my room.
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>>62228812
You are being arrogant which is pride.

>only replied to my second post
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>>62228883
Nah, surviving the few hot days we have is a way to build solidarity and provides good small talk fodder
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>>62229140
Night mate
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>>62229222
You can't be racist toward whites, you shitlord
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>>62229156
It's good for things like ice cream and bottles of sauce
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I remember when rock was young
>>
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>>62227867
>sophie you're a nonce
Little T truly is the Shakespeare of our generation
>>62228193
DON'T THINK YOU'RE A GSTAR JUST CUZ YOU'RE WEARING GSTAR
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Why does Janny ban me for posting a picture of a girl?
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>>62229232
>Being right is being arrogant
You don't even know what words mean. I replied to your first post in the thread you posted it in, mocking you for the same misunderstanding of the word "pride".
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Date girl that's taller than you? y/n?
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ballbag is so saggy it covers my anus when I'm lying down
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>>62229135
so do i tbf
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>>62229199

Lel we fuck with your women every summer because they prefer our dicks.
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>>62229287

guarantee she's with a black man
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just had a wank
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Is he real or just a meme?

>>>/r9k/30018048
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>>62229287
billionaire cunt
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currently messaging 2 (two) different girls

feeling like a proper player at the moment. one of them is my mum but still.
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>>62229307
Most girls are smaller than me, so no I wouldn't can find a replacement.
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>>62229307
>tfw 6'2

YES YES YES
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>>62229222
You ever see a guy in a wheelchair talk mad shit to a big man with working legs? Then when the standing man pushes him down a flight of stairs he's the bad guy.

It's a lot like that
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>>62229264
Your mentality is what's wrong with our country
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>>62229338
what is real anymore?
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>>62229307
i have to do it. or else my children wont be proper sized
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>>62229338
He is real

The tranny shit is not
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>>62229307
No but I'm tall (5'11") so it's rare to come across a girl taller than me
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>practising kissing in the mirror
>look creepy af

it's different in real life, right?
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>>62229307

fuck yes
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>>62229338
He's real, no one, no matter how mentally damaged would put themselves through this for (You)s

Just makes him more pathetic in a way
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bird is being loud outside
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>>62229307

>girl over 6'3

That'd be the first!
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>>62229344
post pics of mum
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>>62229373
how tall were your parents?
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>>62229326
Fucking council paki slags, you can keep them mate.
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>>62229363
>the joke
>Your head
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>>62229306
Did you ever read job 38-41? Reading clearly isn't your strength.

"It looks down on all that are haughty;
it is king over all that are proud.”"

Haughty means arrogance if you didn't know that.
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>>62229307
I'm 6ft 4" so probably not
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>>62229335
Cuck
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>>62227867
is it sad that I actually respect this little guy a bit

He's a hell of a lot cooler than I was when I was 12 and will be a guaranteed pussy slaying normies by 18
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>>62229376
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>>62229374
He has posted pictures of himself dressup up in girl clothes holding a sign and his pills
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So we can't post Karen anymore because of this newfag Janitor ?
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>>62229363
Your skin colour is what's wrong with our country
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>No but I'm tall (5'11")
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enjoying these this review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104298.0
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Sat up til 4am last night talking to a qt on the phone. She was doing that thing where you try to establish commonalities between the two of you to bolster the relationship and spark more interest and opted to do so through talking about music. Problem is, her taste is so shit and so wildly different than mine, that I think her attempts at bolstering the relationship actually actively damaged it.
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>I'm tall (5'11")
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>>62229307
nah
i'm 6ft 3 and had a girl who was taller than me (though in heels) come up to me and it was very intimidating

this is how manlets must feel all the time
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>>62229307
no
my current gf is 5"8 and its goat like that taller would b weird
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>>62229403
mother 165
father was close to 180. but his years of hard labour has shortened his spine
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>>62229375
>5'11"
>tall
nope lel
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>>62229411
Arrogance still doesn't mean "Right and aware of it." Sorry to disappoint. It seems your knowledge of the English language is as dreadful as lacking as your knowledge of religion.
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dippy choccy biccies into my hot chocolate lads
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>>62229446
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ah yes the "we are all 6"5 powerlifters" meme
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gf asked for an open relationship
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>>62229375
>tall
>5'11"
This is tall across the pond ahahahahaha
>>
no I wouldn't can find a replacement
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>>62229436
That's a ladyboy from /lgbt/
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>>62229500
>hot chocolate in the summer
haram
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>>62229392
>>62229496
The whole start of Job 38-41 is literally God addressing Job on him not being right in knowing God's full intention.

Clearly never read the Bible in your entire life. You do not know God you may think you do but you don't. Go and read the Book of Job again.
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>>62229507
she wants a man from brum
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>>62229500
>HOT CHOCOLATE

Mate its like 35c outside, you fucking dizzy?
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>christfags arguing about their storybook
get a life losers
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>enjoying these this review
>dippy choccy biccies
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>>62229470
try again
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2 missed calls from my gf haha
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>>62229405
>pakis tourists in Spain

Never see this, all of them are British.
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>>62229507
Dump her quick
>>
Train is packed lads

Far too late for this shit
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>>62229589
bit of a cunt aren't ya?
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>>62229546
>The whole start of Job is about Job not being right
>This somehow means something about you when you are actually right
I'm losing my shit here lad. I've never seen someone with such a poor command of the English language before. I've met actual pakis with better English skills than you, nevermind your "knowledge" of religion.
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>spent the last hour watching WatchMojo and WhatCulture videos

Debate me
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>no I wouldn't can find a replacement
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>>62229541
But /polska/ asked him to hold up a specific sign
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>>62229594
bet YOU personally haven't fucked any of them though

t. banged a catalan, a castillian and a basque
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>>62229619
something something bra fitting something
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>>62229575
I agree with this

I can't fathom how there's people out there that dedicate their lives to studying a myth and then performing the rituals laid out in the mythology
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>>62229582
>1 inch taller than average
>tall

Here lad, my dick's 5.56" long. Do I have a huge cock?
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>>62229614
im going to answer her later im busy rn
if it's just for conversation I'm sure she can wait
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>>62229594
just can't tell the difference 'tween them and spaniards
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>>62229601
i love her though
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>>62229642
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>>62229373
must feel bad being a manlet in a country of tall nords
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>>62229582
1 inch above average isn't tall mate. Anything under 6'2" isn't tall
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>>62229444
Fucking love the punting gimmick

"Rearing to go like Ryan Giggs when he heard his brother's car start up" hahaha
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>>62229616
Read The Book of Job.
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*cruelly and unusually punishes you*
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>>62229692
>If I keep telling to read this thing, maybe he'll stop embarrassing me
Top kek
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She wants a man from grimsby
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>>62229685
>6ft isn't tall
love this meme
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>>62229641
Ribena is rich and /lgbt/ are poor
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6lI-FZFaU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9oFqIPTwsQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XETg0drmMvM

This shouldn't exist
I fucking hate this country
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>>62229681
only when people rub it in...
>>
19. Vocal vegan. Pansexual. Fat.

I'm a boss ass bitch.

I like anime, kpop, kdramas and the library.

I'm also into crystal healing.

Rad ass intersectional feminist that doesn't shave my body hair.

Ain't looking for no hookup so don't even try sister. desu I'm looking for the DD to my lg if ya know what I mean.

Social justice warriors turn me on.
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>>62229642

I've only fucked once with a Spanish girl, the rest were British tourists (and a Colombian prostitute once).
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>>62229740
Hello 6' king of manlets.
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>>62229444
>The rancid stench of stale pussy is one of the worst smells and it burns into your nostrils to linger for ages, like being forced to stand in Grimsby fish market with some fucker opening bags of pork scratchings under your nose
>>
>>62229685
t. Angry manlet
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>>62229730
So I am right catholics don't care since you clearly haven't read Job.
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>>62229740
It isn't, deal with it
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>>62229740
I would say 6ft is averagish. I know its a bit taller than rhe average but you need to be atleast 6'1 6'2 to be taller than 99% of women
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>>62229669
She clearly doesn't love you if she wants to run around taking cock from whoever she wants. That's not how a relationship works, she doesn't get to use you for emotional stuff then do the horizontal mambo with Paddy whenever she's horny. Have more respect for yourself mate!
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>>62229797
>So I am right
Here lad, you should probably read Job. You can't be saying that or you're arrogant and you know how God feels about arrogance.

:^)
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>>62229656
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>>62229791
See>>62229418
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>>62229444
>giving me toilet paper to clean my knob. No wet wipes, bad organization, like a painter not taking his brushes to work

I laughed
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>>62229756
hate that feeling that you were born in the wrong era

feel like i woulda been a happy man if i was born as a colonial child in south africa

>>62229771
so what you're saying is people will only sleep with you if their fairly sure they'll never have to see you again
>>
this 1
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>>62229838
>doesn't care about Old Testament
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Got a big willy and I don't like blacks
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>>62229829
lol jk i've no gf :((
>>
>The rancid stench of stale pussy is one of the worst smells and it burns into your nostrils to linger for ages, like being forced to stand in Grimsby fish market with some fucker opening bags of pork scratchings under your nose.

Creasing
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>All these laughable little manlets squabbling over who gets to sit on the manlet throne
Don't mind me lads, I'll be over here being 6'6" masterrace. I'd be drowing in pussy if I wasn't so tall that my head still peeks out the top.
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>>62229797
>reading the bible
Get a load of this stupid proddy
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>>62229842
lmao
is that real
>>
why is everyone on the internet supposedly 6'2+?
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>>62229847
Manlet fantasies
>>
still pulling up, no messing
67, my brothers
Spare No 1 for my bredrins
Bitches be loving the gang
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>>62229905
i'm not
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>>62229905
Dunno. Average height in England is 5ft9, load of liars here.
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>>62229880
Lad, you should stop being so arrogant. You're being very arrogant right now. God doesn't like arrogance. Read Job.
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>>62229905
Because the Internet is where tall good looking people who have frequent casual sex go to congregate
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>>62229932
brixton drill reppin
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>tfw 4'10
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>>62229944
the older generation brings it down because they had poor nutrition
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>>62229970
are you a girl?
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>>62229902
Yes
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>>62229905
It works with dick size too. The people who are tall and the people who have big dicks are more likely to reply because they're not pathetic and won't be laughed at for how pathetic they are. The dicklet manlets won't reply because they're dicklet manlets. This creates that strange discrepancy you see.
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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
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beware jewish lies
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>>62229905
I am literally 6'2
>prove it
no
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Paki test: name this man or else you're a paki
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most niggers I know are sound 2bh
>>
>>62229771
>>62229886
>>62230011
FONT
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>>62229905
I'm unironically really really tall but I can't see the point in lieing on an anonymous forum tbqh
>>62229944
Don't believe this desu
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>>62229889
All my great advice wasted on a shitposter. I expected better from you. For shame.
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>>62229970
cute
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>>62229952
job wasn't arrogant
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>>62230035
george v
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>>62230035
Lex Luthor?
>>
>>62230035

charles darwin
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>>62230052
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11534042
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>>62229970

Isleworth.
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>>62230059
I recommend folliowing a conversation before jumping in.
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>>62229972
Ahh yes you mean the generation that didn't suffer from rampant obesity
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>>62230035
idk
Lenin
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>>62230027
*pulls your covers off*
*turns on the lights*
>>
who else /manlet/
>>
>>62230035

guy from the "lads" gimmick
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>>62230035

lee harvey oswald
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>>62230103
Shit, maybe
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>>62230035
no I'm just part of the white uneducated working class
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>>62230100
I recommend a nice dose of sudocrem.
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>>62229858
>so what you're saying is people will only sleep with you if their fairly sure they'll never have to see you again

I'm a bad person by today's standards, but I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about thousands of tourists girls who moisten their vaginas when they see a Spanish man.
>>
>>62230072
>>62230073
>>62230074
>>62230103
>>62230116
>>62230121
>>62230136

all pakis. go back to watching kim kardashian's snapchat you clueless runts.
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>>62230100
i did, up until that point where i jumped in :)
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Cornwall sux

xx
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>>62230111

not me, i'm 5'11"
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>>62230165
Based true Catholic.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10771832/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10771832/

scientific, sorry to manlets and lanklets but im just gonna assume anyone beyond these limits is lying
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>>62230142
Oh dear. He's still not given up after this constant embarrassment he's been hit with.
>>
>>62230144
dislike you suave sexy bastards for that very reason
>>
>>62230027
*tucks you in so hard you cant move*
*pull my pants down and start farting in your face*
>>
>19 degrees in the middle of the night

Sick of this meme desu
>>
>ixnay on the upidstay

what did he mean by this
>>
learning how to express myself
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>>62230165
So then you simply don't know what Job entails or you don't know what "read Job" means. Good to know.
>>
doing my best
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>>62230144
oye tio que no moje los coños porfi
>>
found a pic of iceland
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>>62230259
Knows more than you.
>>
>>62230205
>5'4 or less
>5 votes (33%)
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>
Sick of these 400+ post threads

Janny should sack up and get a real job
>>
>>62230217

Every group of British girl tourists include a couple of Irish girls.
>>
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>>62230299
>>62230299
>>62230299
>>62230299
>>62230299
>>62230299
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>>62229452
This.

Privilege may have been checked and God thanked.
>>
>>62230262
Good lad
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>>62230275
tranny on the left
>>
who else /laganboyz/
all ma crackers screaming lagan boyz

>>62230298
wish people just answered them seriously desu, literally the same 5'10 people that claim to be 6'3

just makin everyone feel bad about things they can't change imo but this is 4chan i guess
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>>62230328
>>
>>62230328
ouch
>>
FOR FREE
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>>62230275
me on the left
>>
HE'S HERE
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>>62230328
Piss off ameriyank
>>
HE
>>
Janny why don't you like kpop anymore?
>>
violence begats violence
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>>62230356
i really don't think that many people are lying about being 6ft

im just under 6ft and im honestly one of the shorter people at my uni
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im 5'8 and feel like a child

everyone is taller than me
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JAN'D
>>
ill rn
>>
I'm 1.77cm which is 5'9.685

Do I tell people I'm 5.9 or 5.10?
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>>62230440
5'10
>>
just watched that video where alina li was forced to eat dog food lmao
>>
*yanks Janny's leash*
Get over here and give me the succ, runt
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>he's here
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>>62230420
>im 5'8
>>
>>62230450
>tfw he's taller than you
>>
>>62230450
why are you walking towards the camera?
>>
>>62230440
Say you are 5'11"

One guy overestimated his height once and everybody based themselves off it, so everybody thinks they are taller than they are
>>
>>62230440
>I'm 1.77cm

1'78 here, but I usually say I'm 1'80.
>>
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-iraq-usa-idUSKCN0ZX0XL

>Powerful Shi'ite Muslim cleric Moqtada al-Sadr instructed his followers on Sunday to target U.S. troops deploying to Iraq as part of the military campaign against Islamic State.

JUST
>>
what colour eyes does kev have
>>
>>62230454
>>62230503
>>62230509
I don't like telling fibs desu, rather just tell people my actual height
>>
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>in a thread with manlets
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>>62230545
Okay just tell them 5'9.685 instead then
>>
>>62230420
im about 6 ft and still feel this exact same way. we notice the people taller than us. i bet people who are 6 ft 4 feel small when they run into people taller and/or more muscular than they are
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>>62230259
how did you come to that conclusion?

what does job entail then?
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*drags Janny into the bathroom*
*forces his head into the toilet*
*FLUSSHHH*
>>
>>62230552
you feel good at football? tall people usually are much worse at it because of coordination, with the exception of petey
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>>62230503
Bad idea

Don't try to put an inch on people
>>
>>62230545
round down imo
>>
>>62230534
black... like the dark abyss of his soul
>>
>>62230591
>american humour
>humor
>>
started pokemon black with Snivy lads
>>
>>62230589
why is there so much water in the american toilets?
>>
>>62230595
*puts my inch on you*

how dya like that, you lanky cunt
>>
>>62230531
>targets identifying themselves
ah yes
>>
>>62230640
fat people take huge shits, so we make our toilets bigger so they don't clog
>>
remember to download 4chan x and filter 190 paki
>>
>>62230292
Lol. You're so utterly buttravaged that you got shit on at every turn because of your utter lack of knowledge about both theology and English.

>>62230588
I said "Read Job" and you said "Job wasn't arrogant." That implies that Job is the only character in the story. If you'd been following the conversation as you said you had been, you'd have seen that retard's pathetic attempt to call me proud by quoting Job (the passages, not the man). That was the reference I was making.
>>
>>62230629
I started Pokemon Go with Pikachu

So far the most powerful Pokemon I caught is a cp144 Pidgeot
>>
>>62230545

2 centimetres is not considered lie. Lying is from 5 centimeters. I read it in The manual of manlet.
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thanks for the advice
>>
I'm 161Cms, that's around 5'4/5'5 right?
You don't feel my pain Icelandbro
>>
4chanX for iPhone when?
>>
>>62230691
I quoted Job initially to show you that you can never know the true nature of God and to do so is showing pride.
>>
>go on dating site
>tell a girl who only likes tall guys i'm 6 ft 3
>shes excited to meet me
>actually 5 ft 7, hope she wont be able to tell
>meet her irl and she starts crying


true story
>>
enjoying this here post
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=102180.0
>>
>>62230738
Brown people are short though so it's not as bad as being white and short
>>
>>62230714
can't get into it, my highest is a cp100 venonat though
>>
>>62230738

My brother is similar to you, about 1'65 and he have a lot of girls, much more than me (1'78) because he is a good guy with personality.
>>
>>62230762
>YOU CAN'T KNOW THE TRUE NATURE OF GOD YOU'RE PROUD AND GOING TO HELL
>But me? I can know the true nature of God. Hah, you fool. You are a mere pissant compared to me. I am superior in all respects. Not proud though.

Dig your own grave any deeper and you'll pop up in China.
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these spackers are still arguing
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never switch up
never switch up on my gang no
>>
>>62230892
>>>62230892
>>>62230892
new
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>>62230832
I caught a cp100 Venonat at the bar yesterday night myself
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8C4aU0IRpg

can you do the broom trick?
>>
>>62230923
>catching pokemon at the bar
wew lad

can't say i wouldn't have though
>>
>>62230849
>this sunday school grasp of The Bible
>this moving goalposts
>this not reading of Job 38 where God says he is superior but doesn't do so in Pride

Literally akin to giving a homeless man attention instead of money you want yous. Like a homeless man I'll help you and walk off.
>>
very interesting how both these guys arguing will rot in the ground and their consciousness will cease to exist, just like everyone else, despite their devotion to the big guy
>>
>>62231066
the big guy in the sky
>>
>>62231066
That's literalyl what The Bible says though, we rest until we are born again. The wicked don't burn either they just are never born again.
>>
>>62230982
>UHHH UHHH U DUN NO DA BIBLE
>UHHH UHHH GOALPOSTS GOALPOSTS
>UHHH UHHH READ JOB
>STOP EMBARRASSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Runs away after all this while declaring himself the victor
Losing my shit once more. Thanks lad. You provided excellent, if somewhat pathetic and sad, entertainment.
>>
>>62231125
>born again
is that like hinduism? am i gonna come back as something else?
>>
>>62231137
Haha anytime.
>>
>>62231191
So much for "walking off", eh lad? Embarrassing.
>>
think these 2 guys are trolling each other, i'm pretty sure no-one who is able to dress themselves believes in god
>>
>>62231240
ey fuck you boah i dress muhself and am a creature of God
>>
>>62231240
Piss off twat
>>
everyone being tall isn't everything.

girls still refuse to have sex with me even though i'm 6'3
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