We must kill Icelad to avenge our boys edition
cad
karen
>>62224642
KEKED
Personally I would pull the lever. In this day and age of this "its just a prank bro" culture. I would pull the lever and let the boombox play and yell its just a prank bro just to ease the minds of the people that are about to die. They would believe they aren't going to die but actually would be -- of course it would be more moral to do so as this is the only way I can think of that would only ease the suffering of the individuals if for a second
What would /brit/ do?
she wants a man from brum
>tfw no Keri Sable gf
Doing a poo lads
>>62224642
wait what?
>hotpockets
>>62224724
nice undies
>>62224718
fuck off with your retarded spam
>>62224709
I do nothing.
>>62224724
nice nickers m'lady
>>62224718
But you're a indian/south african/moroccan
They can't handle me
I do this for my family
do yanks call birmingham alabama "brum"
bet they don't
>>62224782
no we do love aLABAMA
>dont wank for 2 days
>feel full of energy
>>62224709
would pull it to anime so the people tied up want to die, and it would be assisted suicide at that point
>>62224798
do americans want a girl from brum?
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ez5vpA.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>Decide to try out Pokemon Go
>Hearing all fucking week that's it's inescapable, it's a phenomenon, a cultural zeitgeist
>Go for a 5 hour walk
>See 2 people playing
Seems like Belfast missed this train at the station.
>>62224810
i want to get pounded in the ass by a big strong man from brum
>>62224781
ADAMN
gf just DPD'd this to me
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467850285170.webm
>>62224802
Haven't had a tug for a week mate.
>>62224711
>kinda feel like 4chan is a fan due to it having nazis in it 2bh
Are you forgetting the fact one of the main characters is Jewish, that it is anti-national socialist propaganda?
If you actually watched it you would know. Give it a go. It's famous because it's an adaptation of a famous work of liteterature not because it has nazis. Nevertheless it has just as much Japs as Nazis.
>don't wank for 2 (TWO) days
>so horny I could shag anything in sight
Don't like this t b h
back once again with the renegade master
>>62224834
so what you're saying is everyone in belfast that can afford a phone is playing?
bait out the biggest sket u know
>>62224894
friend within is pretty good live desu
>>62224718
good gimmick
>>62224898
No. Because 1 of the 2 people I saw was a chink tourist. So only 50% playrate.
rocking fendi tee you are looking incomplete
>>62224845
something about doubting the legitimacy of a woman's breasts makes it almost impossible for me to find them attractive
>>62224863
You feel horny? Do you get random boners?
>>62224809
>>62224763
>>62224709
Okay moralists now what? Pulling the leave to the single guy would make you a murderer. Leaving it wouldn't make you a murderer but for a moralist it would be immoral.
>>62224871
have a wank then
Which Pokemon should I play lads, Platinum or Crystal? bonus is I can play Crystal on my phone
i got x and e i dont even pay for weed
>>62224957
heart gold
>>62224932
putting anyone forced to listen to anime weeb shite out of their misery is moral though
>>62224957
yellow tbH
>>62224932
Forgot pic
>>62224957
leaf green
Getting a new phone lads, any recommenda-si-ons?
>>62224845
HAWT
>>62224970
>x and e
what did he mean by this? aren't they the same thing
>>62224989
I wouldn't do shit I don't want to kill someone
>>62224989
i would pull the lever half way and make it derail
>>62224930
yes
>>62225039
its just for the bars man who care about making sense when u got mad bars bruv
>>62224989
I'd untie the one man and then pull the lever.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467777975060.webm
why am I always alone lads
literally never had a gf
I don't think I'm that unattractive
>>62225041
You already are killing four times as much people by not pulling the lever.
This is why morality is a big topic in philosophy and that good and evil doesn't exist has been debated so much.
>>62224989
The right option is to try and jam the level half way so the trolley derails and no one dies. Or if it has a driver bribe them to stop even if you can't deliver. Anything besides letting people die.
The Paladin's choice is a fallacy because nothing is ever JUST binary.
>>62224947
I will once I can be arsed to get out of bed and do a poo then eat something then shower
Might take a wee bit of Xanax before eating anything
>>62224932
>>62224989
let's say that instead of you pulling the lever, the track is merely sorta broken and there's a fifty-fifty chance as to which track it will go down
you're observing this happen but there is nothing you can do to alter the situation
where do you HOPE the train goes?
might give the homemade fleshlight a 4th fuck of the day
>>62224930
I'm semi hard right now mate, but that's because I'm watching something. The only difference it makes is that it does just feel a lot nicer when you bust one out after going to long, there's a lot more cum I notice as well. Try it mate it's better.
>>62225061 Is not me
>30% births at the next election expected to be to Pakistani Muslims
>>62224979
Was thinking about that too.
>>62224982
Not my cup of tea 2bh.
>>62224987
I've played it god knows how many times la
>>62224995
Having a hard time deciding, I love anything from generations 1-4 mostly
still no gf lads
How's /gf2016/ going lads?
>>62224709
>>62225148
About as well as /gf2015/
>>62225132
you sound like a proper wasteman
do something with ur life a gf isnt going to fix all ur life
>>62225127
start purging them
Don't call me bruv or pham if you ain't been to my house - sho
>>62224989
Throw myself on the rails
>>62225092
>You already are killing four times as much people by not pulling the lever.
>You
False you've done fuck all, you're witnessing it, which makes it no better than killing them yourself. But you yourself have had no influence on any of the deaths.
>>62225083
>I don't think I'm that unattractive
Did you know that people consider themselves more attractive than they actually are? When you look into the mirror enough times, your brain gets used to the image and starts to "delete" the parts that it considers superfluous. It already knows what your face looks like, so it just "redraws" your face to have less features than it actually has. Naturally, this leads to a lot of ugly features being "deleted" and leads to people thinking they're more attractive than they really are because their brain just tricks them into thinking that just because it's a lazy cunt.
>>62225081
>>62225094
This is a philosophical question not a STEM question lads. May not be your area of expertise.
There is no correct option. It is supposed to envoke a moral dilemma making you question the existence of morality
should I get a real fleshlight?
is "the ski lift" one of the greatest episodes of comedic tv ever?
>>62225083
What was all that bollocks about?
>>62225111
>where do you HOPE the train goes?
Off the tracks...
dumb question mate.
Fucking hell lads, haven't heard from my old landlord in a year, got in contact to try and find out about the £1000 me and my housemate had left over in deposit and he's just come back claiming we owe him even more money than that for the "damage" we caused to the flat. The place wasn't pristine but certainly no worse than when we first moved in, nothing that would cost £1k to fix.
Is he just trying to be a money grubbing prick? I don't know what I can do about this since he obviously owns a lot of houses and flats but he's a giant hard as fuck looking Irishman so I think he's just trying to tell us to fuck off.
Hate it when landlords try and come up with any old shit to keep deposit money.
>>62225206
is there people in the train
rooo there was too much fog for me too see at the cliffs of moher today
>>62225203
Pseudoscience the post
Business idea: Automated ball buster
>>62225229
that's not an option
it can either go down one or the other track, fifty-fifty chance
>>62225206
I'm a Catholic. The answer for us is to not touch the lever.
>>62225232
Ugh
Why are black propel stealing all our women?
Business idea: Automated ball-buster buster
the gf in Berlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t111qw5BniE
Business idea: Manual ball buster with 6 gears
>The most (You)s I have ever acquired on this Mongolian autism forum is from having the same idea as some Icelandic fuck
cannot understand why people wouldn't pull the lever
are these people christfags or something?
really wish I was black lads
>I'm a Catholic
>>62225234
I think the landlord is always going to keep the deposit, it's basically an admin fee. I lived in a place for a month and left because it was mouldy as fuck (hidden by furniture when i first went in) and they refused my deposit based on the fact it was mouldy...
New
>>62225245
>>62225245
>>62225245
>>62225245
>>62225253
The most direct evidence that the Dove commercial is misleading comes from the work of Nicholas Epley of the University of Chicago and Erin Whitchurch of the University of Virginia. In a series of studies, Epley and Whitchurch showed that we see ourselves as better looking than we actually are. The researchers took pictures of study participants and, using a computerized procedure, produced more attractive and less attractive versions of those pictures. Participants were told that they would be presented with a series of images including their original picture and images modified from that picture. They were then asked to identify the unmodified picture. They tended to select an attractively enhanced one.
Epley and Whitchurch showed that people display this bias for themselves but not for strangers. The same morphing procedure was applied to a picture of a stranger, whom the study participant met three weeks earlier during an unrelated study. Participants tended to select the unmodified picture of the stranger.
*farts on your face*
>>62225340
Same that way I could shag hot white girls
>>62225264
>that's not an option
You said 'hope' I could hope for anything to happen, the outcome yes there are only 2 options but I can HOPE for a third.
>>62225206
>There is no correct option
There are many correct options. All of them involve doing something more than just pulling the lever or not pulling it.
Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.
An evil man has tied these people to the tracks, set a trolley on course to crush one or many of them, then placed you next to a lever and told you that it is your decision whether one or many die.
A man set this situation up. A man put this choice to you. As long as you choose to defy him, to seek a third option even if one cannot be found, you have made the moral choice.
>>62225270
Not true. Thou Shalt Not kill is old testament. And Catholics take the old testament with a pinch of salt.
Plus God did say in The Book of Job with the story of the potters pots being broken that a few pots must be broken in order for good to prevail.
>>62225203
Source for your claims?
>>62225247
Irrelevant they won't die. However is there a conductor? That then leads us to another philosophy.
>>62225303
>Oy oy
All Russians do this.
>>62225367
Not seeing any n-values here
>when n<30
>>62225421
>Not true
Actually, it is true. The moment you lay your hands on the lever, you become the murderer. Catholics take the Ten Commandments VERY seriously. You probably shouldn't talk about religion if you don't even understand the Old Testament/New Testament thing.
ah yes so its a christfag thing
>>62225455
>Mirror, Mirror on the Wall: Enhancement in Self-Recognition
Feel free to give it a looksie.
like a rocket man
>le babby's first philosophical conundrum
Should have known /brit/ was full of sixth formers
alri
>There are many correct options. All of them involve doing something more than just pulling the lever or not pulling it.
>Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.
>An evil man has tied these people to the tracks, set a trolley on course to crush one or many of them, then placed you next to a lever and told you that it is your decision whether one or many die.
>A man set this situation up. A man put this choice to you. As long as you choose to defy him, to seek a third option even if one cannot be found, you have made the moral choice.
genuinely cannot think of a single reason why ireland isn't part of the UK.
our culture is virtually the same. it's like comparing the english and welsh.
>>62225178
why do you always talk like a London nigger?
>>62225336
>>62225336
Here you go
>>62225535
The onus is on you to provide proof, not send me on my way with directions
Cunt
reminder that e^(pi*i) = -1
any man watching EVO?
>>62225359
now we just need to remove cara and kyary
>>62225441
IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!
>>62225538
based shatner
>>62225410
There isn't. It's philsophy and there are no correct answers with philsophy. How do you know there is an evil man. How do you know that evil exists?
You are missing the entire point to the image, which is supposed to raise more questions to the philosophical mind.
>>62225483
I literally did Theology. I studied the Bible correctly. Old testament isn't even religious scripture.
Old testament is literally the Jewish Bible.
>>62225567
rudeboy u dont know im reppin brixton
>>62225572
I did provide proof. If you choose not to look at it, that's on you.
>>62225538
>he thought William Shatner was a good guy
>>62225538
Lol get fucked John
>>62225359
>>62225551
Even if their culture is different, joining the UK wouldnt mean they would lose their culture
scots still wear kilts and play bagpipes106
>>62225615
You didn't provide anything
>>62225606
>How do you know there is an evil man
Who would tie people to tracks, set a tram towards them and give some random schmuk the power of life and death but an evil man?
SCREEN JUST WENT ORANGE LADDDSSSSSSSSS
on the phone with the janny
he is NOT impressed
>>62225668
same lad
>>62225661
what if God did it
lads http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468664920827.webm
>>62225606
>Old Testament is literally the Jewish Bible
You know, for a Theologian, you know fuck all about religion. The first five books of the Old Testament are the Torah. There are more than five books in the Old Testament.
Again, educate yourself on what the Old Testament/New Testament dynamic is. Christians follow the Ten Commandments, you utter fucking spacker.
Getting my daily dose of Sargon and Molyneux
>>62225687
Then God is evil
Howling lads
http://4chan.org/bans
/int/ one near the bottom
>>62225651
>lose their culture
They've already lost what made the vastly different to us, the language, it's dead. They're literally the same as us.
>>62225718
damn....
>>62225656
That greentext? That's the evidence you're looking for. Open it or don't. I don't particularly care, but the onus is on you to look at it, not me.
*argues on a subject I have no knowledge on because I like arguing*
Hey lads.
Any opinions on the turey coup?
What does the media tell you there?
Who do you support?
Why do you think it happened, who do you think started it?
Do you care?
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GhGSsMaqg
>>62224642
>tfw put greasy spaniards in their place
wew
should I roll one lads
God either doesn't exist or is unimaginably cruel
Moroccan lad post a full screenshot of your browser pls.
>>62225764
yee
>>62225719
Going to a cheeky mcdonalds lass
Third (3rd) reply to this chooses a random item off the menu which I will purchase
heh heh heh
you are wrong
>>62225696
;_;
>>62225719
doing a screech. I remember reporting this one too
>>62225754
fuck erdogan 2bh
don't think i like the coup mongs either though
nobody reply to it
>>62225754
Erdogan is an islamist tyrant, was rooting for the army.
Yeah wouldn't be surprised if it was a false-flag to consolidate his power and bring in more harsh laws.
Turkey needs another Ataturk.
>>62225793
same
>>62225754
False flag done by Erdogan so that he could purge the military of anyone who doesn't like him
>>62225820
not going to give it the time of day
>pronouncing Erdogan as 'Erdowan'
>>62225754
Erdogan needs to fuck off
>>62225580
>>62225820
would reply to it if I knew what it was
>>62225793
>>62225829
good lads
>>62225551
>Can't understand the need for self-determination and sovereignty
The crazy part is, I bet you voted Leave too.
>>62225764
would be rude not to
>>undefined
this desu
>>undefined
The fuck is this shit
the fuck just happened?
wat
romania what did you do?
well that's not right
K pop is shit.
>>62225864
fuck off Matt
>>62225782
20 nuggets
>>62225754
im worried about erdogan being a hardcore muslim. a lot of you turks are pretty westernised but that doesnt seem like something he likes
>>62225606
>Catholics take the Ten Commandments VERY seriously.
>forgets there was more than ten commandments originally
>forgets that eating pork was a levantine commandment
>>62225698
Scripture is defined as the sacred writings of Christianity contained in the Bible.
"passages of scripture"
Christianity is defined as those that follow the teachings of Christ as presented in the New Testament.
Therefore OT isn't scripture. This is the first thing you are taught in Theology lad.
The other books of the old testament are literally Jewish Epics.
>>62225737
>>62225737
see potter story in Book of Job.
>>62225782
@62225979
samefag
>>62225782
artisan chicken meal with free chicken mayo on your student card
>>62225782
happy meal
>>62226012
haha n-no
Bugger the lot of you.
>>62225782
McFlurry
Also bring it to me
unironically doing a poo
>>62225770
Okay
i just got a new bitch she nice
>>62225754
>Any opinions on the turey coup?
Disappointing don't really know enough about Turk politics to say anymore but whatever makes the Turkish people happy, I've heard a lot of Turks still don't like Erdogan so...
>What does the media tell you there?
Unbiased from what I can tell, gives arguments for both sides.
>Who do you support
Don't know enough about it
>Why do you think it happened, who do you think started it?
It happened because the people weren't getting what they wanted in a so called 'democracy', and so some decided to give a show of force, demanding change? Idk who started it mate, some people are saying it was a false flag, some saying completely other thinks, idk know who started it at all, no clue.
>Do you care?
It effects Europe, so yes.
haha
pooing ironically
just shifted my patented manual ball buster into 1st gear
>>62226015
>tfw can't get free burger with 20 mcnugget box
I was really drunk and it was 3am when I found this out
was very pissed off
My last one was with a 26 year old primary school teacher, completely my type and had a lush knob which I never ever say ;D originally wanted to end with a facial but we were so in the moment in doggy he came during. Quite dominant during the shagging, but in a real natural way, which I fucking love, rather than the shitty, pushy doms I've had as clients in the past. Been on cloud 9 all day. Always love a fitty.
>he doesn't use Tomorrow
>>62225696
FUCK YOU
>>62226094
had this running on a 2nd monitor since you posted it a few days ago and nothing's happened
when does it get good?
>>62226002
>Christians don't follow The Ten Commandments
Lad, you need to stop. I'm embarrassed for you. You're so retarded that you're even replying to yourself like a moron. You also don't even understand the difference between ceremonial and moral law.
I feel like you popped into a fucking /pol/ atheism general and came out with this "knowledge". It's pathetic.
why live lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468787884761.webm
Automated ball buster has pounded my bollocks into a fine paste.
Not bad for a first test.
>>62226094
is this a post post ironic joke?
because otherwise I don't get it
how much a doctor earn in london? in radiology?
>>62226145
>2nd monitor
FOB
THERE IS AN INDIAN WEDDING OUTSIDE AND THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>He uses Tomorrow
get out the car smoking like a chimney
>>62226219
At 23:01 you can ring the police
>>62226219
god, imagine the smell of that
Lads cmon what does it matter like
>>62226189
32k, they have a hard time making rent and bills though
>>62226219
Pics
manual ball buster just froze up, just need a bit of oil
>>62226075
>>62225770
Why btw?
>>62226075
>FR
not Arabic?
*gaslights you*
>>62226189
not as much as they earn in belfast
currently petitioning to have the official ball used in all NY Yankees games to be replaced with my ballsack.
I would still be able to watch from the side lines as years of punishment at the hands of brutal dictators I purposefully got myself imprisoned and tortured by has left my scrotal membrane incredibly elastic
>>62226300
*wolfpacks you*
>>62226189
http://www.indeed.co.uk/jobs?q=Radiologist&l=London
>>62226164
I didn't say that. You are simply spinning a narrative to discredit the rest of my post.
I am not an athiest, why the fuck would I do theology if I am an athiest? I am a Christian. You don't even know what scripture is yet criticise me for not knowing ceremonial or moral law which is literally not scripture.
This girl used to be relaxing and cute, she's a bit creepy psychotic now..
>Why yes I do enjoy the bright blue retina-frying theme known as "Yotsuba-B"
I want to kiss you
>>62226245
There is actually some nice curry slags
>>62226222
>I once masturbated into my fedora
They do know that "Most private thing" question is meant to be funny, not cringey, right? Because so many are so TMI.
>Favorite Books
>God Delusion, Game of Thrones, Lolita
Tucking into a curry
Can't fucking wait to go back to uni, can't be arsed living at home
*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
>>62226329
>I am a Christian
>I don't know that Christians follow the Ten Commandments
>I know nothing at all about the Catholic Church
I recommend giving the Catechism a read, you fucking mongo, before you embarrass yourself further.
drank too much coffee now i'm agitated af
>>62226087
/brit/ is the first one to say that it matters, intrestingly.
Most of the opinions are different as well, how much do you think the media covers the issue?Is it on news every hour or something you would see on 12pm news?
>his eyes are so bad he can't even look at the colour blue
Do you not go outside during the day!
>>62226219
you can post a picture of it
Can I share my story? My name is Hiroshi and I am from Japan. For long time I Have great feeling of shame and I violate myself and my body with bad ideas.
Many times I go to sex with Ladies, and many many times I Watch pornography videos, when I am travel to other country I spend long time in hotel watching pornograhpic videos.
so yesterday I meet christian in Tokyo who tell me about sexual addiction and Hiroshi realize it is my solution.
also on reddit there is a many paji for naked pornography, at first I am happy I am not gay! But eventually I feel bad, I came to reddit for more english practice not violation.
so let’s help!
Dredd is on 4 at 10:15 lads
>>62226337
you're the only decent yank fedoraposter
want to die
>>62226263
32k / year?
I mean a radiologist, not the guy who manipulate.
>>62226312
ireland seem nice indeed but big cities better
>>62226312
>The average expected salary for a radiologist based in United Kingdom is about £98,407 per annum
Oh wow, that's quit low compared to switzerland, I wonder if taxes and cost of building are high
>>62226400
You've got no chance matty
video is about me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGRYrPsXb7k&list=PLaga8ThU-6sTZeqj_Yy8-wQqSQcJxFcGk&index=3
>>62226293
I'm not an arab
>>62226438
yup 32k a year
if you want a career that pays more you could study php development
>>62226339
*grabs your waist and pulls you in close*
*slowly bring my lips down to they're mm from yours*
heh, you think I'm a batty boi! jog on prick
>>62226395
>>62226286
They are inside now and listening to a weird mix of rihana and indian music
Business idea: pretend I have a job and go for a walk in the park every day so my mum stops nagging me
business idea: get a blind gf so she won't see how ugly I am
>>62226484
take one through the window lad
>>62226507
excellent idea
my Manually operated ball busting machine is operated with one hand on the crank, one hand on the gear knob and a foot on the clutch pedal
doesn't seem to be doing a very good job and turning my ballsack into fine paste, perhaps I need to go back to the drawing board
i ear 85k/year and i struggle to pay council tax
>>62226504
Did this for 2 weeks after I got sacked except I just sat in my car
>>62226470
cheeky berber
