Bomb Germany edition
karen
It just occurred to me.
When they meet again Simba is a virgin, but Nala will have been getting it weekly from Scar as the alpha for years.
Scar cucked Simba for years
>Got a really sick outfit planned for tomorrow
>Probably going to be overcast and rainy
You're rover the limit
>>62220339
bit gay
>>62220339
where are you going f︃am?
1. Mexico
2. France
3. Ireland
4. Iceland
*****POWERGAP*****
5. USA
6. Canada
7. Denmark
8. Sweden
9. Th**l*nd
>>62220365
work famz
>>62220378
thailad is top notch you cunt
>>62220393
haha you're a wageslave
is the lad looking for a backpack still here
>>62220116
>>62220135
Who laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know. Who stretched a measuring line across it? On what were its footings set, or who laid its cornerstone — who shut up the sea behind doors when it burst forth from the womb, the clouds its garment and wrapped it in thick darkness, fixed limits for it and set its doors and bars in place.
Have you journeyed to the springs of the sea or walked in the recesses of the deep? Have you seen the gates of the deepest darkness? Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth? Tell me, if you know all this.
Surely you know, for you were already born! You have lived so many years!
I'm still a straight white CIS male
Watching The Chase lads
Chebs on Tyldesley
life situation rankings:
>literally obscenely rich and powerful
>salaryman
>wage slave
NORTHERN POWERGAP
>being a filthy NEETroach
>>62220393
What do you work as?
>>62220412
Fuck off you nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVJ9-blYuE
Bad timing for Molly's latest. Uploaded just as 3 more cops were shot. He must be FUMING
>>62219965
>330ml bottle of coke
doesn't exist
>>62220500
he wipes my ass
>>62220490
me at the top
>>62220500
machine operator at a call center
>>62220393
So you'll be indoors anyway
Ask someone who just marathoned two episodes of Rome anything.
>>62220490
whats the difference between salary man and wage slave? is salary man a work obtained with a degree etc while wage slave is filling up shelves type of stuff?
>>62220510
good guests
Thoughts?
>>62220516
Glass ones
>>62220563
Spending your paycheck at your birthday in London?
>>62220597
self-employed vs not
ahh yes the benzo hiccoughs
>>62220621
one of my favourite reddit memes is when there's a serious ama such as with someone who was tortured in guantanamo and the top rated question is "whats ur favourite sandwich? :)"
just been offered a job
>>62220597
wage slave is usually hard labour or just shit work for a meager pay
salary man is a white collar with a better pay
>>62220621
me in the suit
>>62220621
beautiful
>>62220625
ah, should have said.
>>62220458
The authorities have been notified
Used to think people saying the potato famine were saying potato family and thought they were a family of irish people who loved potatoes so much they ate them all or something.
What other weird things did you believe as a kid?
Hahahahahahhahahahaha this just happened a minute ago
>>62220658
>tfw salary man
>>62220656
(You) will do this particular job for (Me)
>Mufasa speaks to simba from the afterlife
>uses the opportunity to bitch at him for being a NEET
lel
>>62220621
not a fan. and mixed races look objectively better (rihanna)
>>62220597
wages are an hourly rate and is usually menial/service jobs. Salaries are typically office jobs and paid better. There are a few shit jobs with salaries but there are pretty much 0 good jobs that are paid hourly
>>62220378
Mexico is a fucking dreadful poster, almost as bad as Sweden.
Learn a lesson today, lads
>Just finished a two week entrance exam course
>Met this qt, young, blonde Irish bird
>She's a dental nurse and wants to become a dentist
>She's gorgeous, seemed very quiet, mature, dedicated, modest, and was pleasant to talk to. Loved her smile and her accent.
>She struggled even with basic mathematics, though I brushed it off as she seemed studious regardless
>"She'd make a great wife", I thought to myself
>Finished the course, said our goodbyes
>Get home and search her up on facebook
>Worst fears are confirmed; she's none other than a slag.
>Cakes herself in make up that brings her looks down from a 9 to a 5
>Pictures of her in slag dresses, out drinking with the girlies, vapid selfies, at the Apple store, shopping at Louis Vuitton, etc.
Ah yes, nurses.
>>62220378
Fuck off it's
1.Thailad
2.Ireland
3.France
4.Iceland
5.Sweden
6.Aussie
7.Denmark
Powergap
8. USA
9. Mexico
9000. Canada
>>62220715
>my direct /brit/ concurrent is a normie
arooooo
>>62220711
haha top banter!
>>62220687
i believed i would become an adult at age 20
>>62220711
https://twitter.com/Dr_TonyXia/status/754745098190016513 lel
>tfw no Keri Sable gf
hahaha
>Come on Bill. Why you using "SJW" as a derogatory term? I thought you were a good guy?
denmark is the best real JF on brit
Ireland and straya are literally johnny english
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769802
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769802
>>62220788
only fuck that hit hard lmoaaaa
;_;
rate my F I T T
Going to France tomorrow famalam. Just told my gf what motorboating is.
>>62220649
mine is constantly referencing the worst /r9k/ memes no matter how irrelevant it is
>>62220859
everything is there
someone's taken the ocado sticker off the door
>>62220687
used to believe in a super-being that controls everything
really makes you think
>>62220859
it is what it is
>>62220814
>Don't you not
Make when were you don't sound like a autismo spacker and maybe I'll do it.
>>62220810
Fuck off you leftie cunt
It's objectively the frog (s)
>>62220859
[cleft/10]
>>62220791
https://twitter.com/Dr_TonyXia/status/754746623842918401
what did he mean by this?
>>62220859
russian diplomat/10
>>62220911
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>62220275
Bloody good edition lad
We NEED to save him
>>62220930
he's getting in on the classic english banter i reckon
>>62220873
where are you staying?
>>62220915
>just talking to each other
>no good discussion
>asking stupid shit like "whats difference between wages and salaries" when a simple fucking google would tell them
nah i'll take denmark cheers
>>62220810
he's communist cancer and you're baiting for yous
*warps into thread wearing hooded robe so you can't see my face*
boom bye bye in a batty bwoy ead
>>62220930
Top lel the absolute madman
>>62220621
This is all Hitler wanted
>>62220983
i have literally seen him passionately defend capitalism on here
just cos he's not racist doesnt mean hes a commie you fucking retarded rorke
cock in hand watching the latest shoe0nhead vid
my breasts have gotten puffy
>Sorry - you can only post one PM on your first day as a member.
>>62220915
Frogs, Aussie, Danes and Icelad are the only good posters tbf
>>62221024
Her chebs are unreal. Look at her instagram.
Shame she's being fucked by a T*rk
>>62220930
premium bants
>>62221022
enjoying your trip home to london comrade? Thailad will be home tomorrow to join you.
>>62220971
Every single Danish post is "silly opinion that goes directly against the /brit/ hive mind"
He's fucking boring, the frogs have grasped our banter
need to use an intercom to get into the office tomorrow
how do they work lads?
do you press the button once or hold it down?
the best banter is that which pisses the most people off
>>62221024
she's a fucking rotter mate
not to mention she's a pandering little sket trying to be boxxy
>>62220993
*unzips hood*
>>62221033
>>62220915
i'm having horrible performance anxiety now
what if i can't give you any pleasure
what if i have to let the other french give i to you
so conflicted r/n
what's with caribbeans and killing gays
just found a porygon on pokemon go
>>62221109
What ever happened to boxxy?
>>62221031
give me ur slsk name haha ;)
>
>>62220275
why are you always so mean
why does Tim have so much handwash
>>62221145
so hi
my name is boxxy
>>62221097
gotta do the special combination, it's the companies name in morse code usually
>>62221137
batty boi git rekt mon
>>62221058
not seeing any chebposts on her insta?
>>62220791
what did it say
>>62221154
Weren't you two playing grabass in another thread? Can't believe I'm shitposting on vacation here.
>>62221212
this >>62220711
>>62221145
she does random youtube stuff now I believe https://twitter.com/catiewayne?lang=en-gb
>>62221164
>The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
>>62221165
theory: once he has enough nearly empty bottles he pours them into one bottle and refills it
>>62221137
bun fi pon batty boy I'm a heterosexual homosapien
>>62221162
sauce NOW
>>62221193
bloodclaht
>>62221182
i don't speak morse code
>>62221195
near christmas time la. dressed up as harley quinn I think
>>62221223
thanks, cba to read the thread
>>62221084
>frogs have grasped our banter
Nah the only other people who are consistently good are the Aussies when it comes to our banter.
Frogs are the best of the non anglos though.
>>62221251
better get memorising then
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html
>>62221132
Literally a yank tier grasp of banter
was making real progress in my ballbuster's anonymous support group but I had a moment of weakness on the way home from work today and I'm fucking ashamed. I was desperate for a piss, so managed to manouver my cock and bollocks out of my trousers and started to go in a 330ml bottle of coke I had lying around in the footwell. However, the bottle starts filling up too quick. Luckily I managed to pull into a layby quickly and jumped out the car, slamming the door shut. Well, in my haste I managed to trap the twins in the door. It was total, euphoric agony.
As I pissed myself in ecstasy and pain I thought back to the words of my priest and case worker, but my animalistic instincts took over, I went into a frenzy. I began slamming the door over and over again, hoping to rekindle the flame in my heart that gave life to my love for having my giblets pulverised. It wasn't enough.
At this point I'm desperate, when I suddenly realise where I am, right next to one of the busiest motorways in the UK, the M6. I popped a stiffy at the thought and waited for a gap in the traffic to cast my family jewels out onto the tarmac. Thankfully years of voluntary work as a sous-chef in return for unlimited access to their pestle & mortar and rolling pins has made my scrot incredibly malleable and elastic, spreading it across the road was no trouble.
After my nutsack had taken a sufficient pounding from the late night trucker crowd I spotted some leakage, mainly from where the staples that were previously holding my boys together had come lose, I didn't think this was a big issue until an OAP-filled minibus aquaplaned across my scrotal discharge and crashed into the side of the motorway. I managed to scrape what was left of my goolies off of the road and get away before the air ambulance arrived, I'm just hoping they can't lift any DNA off of the tyres. I'm pretty sure the M6 is still choc-a-block because of it. I'm fucking wired.
>>62221145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miCXm__obaM
>>62221230
and how does make bombing everything to dust yourself, often times targets without any strategic value, any better
if your initial reaction to hearing that 3 officers were killed in Baton Rouge is to call BLM a terrorist organisation, you are the problem.
>someone ask me if I still want to go somewhere but at different time
>answer that i don't want to anymore
>she simply answers "ok no problem"
ah yes so this is the power of looking good
>>62221164
You started the bombing tbf mate with Warsaw.
Secretly quite like Germs though, only the white ones though.
if your initial reaction to hearing that 3 officers were killed in Baton Rouge is to call BLM a terrorist organisation, you are the problem.
well
>>62221286
do you like my new meme
it's called "oh my fahd"
>>62221243
No clue lad, I got it from /mena/ and thought I might share
>>62221300
this fucking killed me fuck
sexually fluid emotional bf cancelled our evening together
>tfw noone rates you
>>62221154
I'll send it to you tomorrow. ;)
>>62221337
FONT
>>62221195
Not him, but they're alright
>>62221397
>being haram in the current year
have you not yet had enough?
I miss the old days of 4chan lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00
>>62221311
Literally just revenge. Were we supposed to just sit there and let uncle Hitler keep bombing our cities, destroying our architectural heritage, killing our people and not retaliate?
*passes away*
>>62221416
>>62221368
YOSH!
>>62221406
Fuck I knew I was forgetting someone
Top 3 selected desu
>>62221306
>I've got a great new job BUTTTT my life is so hard because I'm moving house
>being able to afford a property means my life is sooooooo hard right now you guys
Fucking hell man
is 4chan haram lads
bit of a scorcher out, nah?
>>62221300
>>62221390
YOU FUCKING CHEEKY SWINE YOU NICKED MY POST FOR FUCKING BRUCE (You)s REEEEEEEEEEE >>62219965
>>62221368
Great body
Terrible face
>>62221311
To be fair, you guys were bombing polish and russian civilians long before GB did the same to you
>>62221427
She probably has kids now.
>>62221278
Used to know the whole Morse alphabet and could write it pretty well, but forgot it all now..
>>62221406
i can send you mine though haha xx
>>62221475
what was going on in Morocco in ww1 and ww2?
>>62221472
just want to say it's an amazing post lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tONEk9YMoIw
>mosquitoes making their way in my studio while all the windows are close
literally how you flying jews of the insect kingdom
>>62221513
Germans
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769802/
Going to put my bollocks through my neighbors letterbox and have their guard dog staffy-pitbull mix have a wee word with them
is Cider haram?
Hi lads
>>62221551
not following that virus link senpai
>>62221532
>my studio
you what lol
>>62221165
OCD.
>>62221440
>>62221475
i'm not trying to defend these actions
i just think it's bad to think good of all this senseless destruction because of something as primitive as revenge
i'm not saying how much worse you are and nazis are good boy they dindu nuffin etc, i'm just asking to think of all the history you destroyed
>>62221406
>tfw no-one rates you
You're not a regular mate, My general view of Austrians if you want that, is that they are just better Germans.
>>62221532
u gonna get zika'd
who wants to be a millionaire has gone to shit
>>62221551
grammar virus
do not read
>>62221513
>>62221513
Nazis owned France and France owned Morocco so we were technically part of the axis but didn't do any fighting
Then the yanks landed in North Africa and Moroccans helped throughout the north african campaign and in the invasion of italy so far as fighting in Paris
>who wants to be a millionaire has gone to shit
>>62221590
basically a tiny winy flat
>>62221451
Aww yiss
>>62221505
alri
going to sneak into colchester zoo tonight and submerge myself beneath the topsoil in the Elephant enclosure, with only the twins poking out
You won't believe me lads but I was literally in Nice for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the lorry was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the lorry, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the tarmac I turned over and I could see the lorry coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the cab but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The lorry was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>62221633
many casualties?
>>62221649
just an odd way of saying it. you'd call it "my flat"
>>62221570
Bonjour mon ami
>Who wants to be a millionaire was ever good
>>62221633
i once had a talk with an almost 90 year old woman who fled from silesia to austria at the end of the war and she told us how nicely they were treated by the french and the americans until the moroccans arrived to substitute the french and they had to hide all the kids
not even the women, just the children
because they tried to buy or kidnap them all the time
https://youtu.be/5S0L29NUx3I
i kno i kno i kno i kno i kno ikno i kno i kno i kno
niggas looking for me im somewhere smoking on dope
still lookin for me nigga fucking your hoe
>>62221596
I do feel bad that the beautiful cities were destroyed but blame the Nazis not us.
le weekend je joue au foot avec mes amis
Are we gonna get a good deal leaving the EU lads?
>>62221693
okay then
it work in french desu and "my flat" is a bit of a grandiose term for the dusty dirty fartbox i dwell in
>>62221685
I dunno I haven't looked into it much but its just soldiers doing their job so who cares?
>>62221596
>history you destroyed
Saddest part about the war imo, How so many cities and places in Europe that have been there for hundreds of years were ruined and destroyed. Germany got it the worse as well, the Russians truly fucked you guys.
>>62221693
look on any estate agents for studio flat, its a rather common term.
>>62221757
on s'en beurre petite pédale
Guy in the shop just asked me if I was okay because I was talking to myself in one of the isles. It's not that weird to talk to yourself sometimes right?
>>62221722
>because they tried to buy or kidnap them all the time
why?
>>62221596
chat shit get banged
shouldn't mess with such a master of the banter craft as Churchill
>>62221714
3 2 1
All peng though
>>62221722
Kek
Not wearing clothes.
>>62221145
>boxxy
fuck off newfag
>>62221799
>>62221828
I'm on the nude too, love living alone desu
>>62221795
kronenbourg please mate
>>62221781
i know what the term means lad, its on estate agents because it's a type of flat, one where you live basically in one room + a toilet
no-one would call it a studio in passing though, you'd just say "my flat"
>>62221714
2 1 3
There's literally nothing we can do about Islamic terrorism short of just deporting every single muslim family that has entered our countries
Seeing news about dozens and dozens of people being killed by terrorists in the streets of Europe is going to be a weekly occurrence and it's unstoppable. You may call it defeatism, but I'm being a realist.
>>62221596
>we had no problems doing it to you but it's still your fault for doing it to us
Hmm yes...
>>62221775
>Saddest part about the war imo
sadder than the lives of 100m or so people?
Ok you can leave now you filthy Moroccan cunt
>>62221714
Would shag the two on the left
>>62221786
livestream it
Ginger beer and fish fingers with BBQ source tonight lads.
quite weird how people on here discuss things that happened before they were born as their own accomplishments/failures
>>62221873
pitty they wouldn't shag you, you shitskin fuck.
>>62221714
i often consider myself the golden standard for the heterosexual manly man stallion and i have to say i wouldn't 'shag' *sneers contemptuously at (You) those... women
just simulated running around hyde park at 60km/h on pokemon go
got a beurette GF lined up lads
>>62221596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFu-331Bbuc
>who wants to be a millionaire was ever good
My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer
>>62221853
ah righto, as the french chap said though its a fair description to define it from being a full size flat. Bit like yanks calling it a loft or something, you know what they are on about.
>>62221869
People don't matter in the grand scheme; there's always more and except for the few who rise the highest they're always forgotten
But structure, texts and tradition; history endures and it's loss is all the sadder because of it
>>62221869
My thoughts exactly another insight into the mind of racist bigots I guess :L
>>62221843
It's not like I was full on having a conversation with myself, just muttered "Oh yeah gotta get a toothbrush".
Thought it was a bit weird to think something was wrong over that.
Ahh yes, this is what we've become.
>>62221912
too fast no? shouldn't log that as on foot at that speed
>>62221872
>>62221905
behave paki.
>>62221900
i was a viking, you know
>>62221912
Not even memeing I have started playing pokemon go when I go running, I just pretend I am texting when I come across a pokemon
>>62221863
when did i say bombing english cities was okay?
it was wrong both ways
i often wish world war 1 never happened and all of this could have been avoided, but that's how things happened, still doesn't make it right
>>62221905
Could always just rape
>>62221869
Sounds harsh but yes, People can be replenished, historic places and buildings can't.
>>62221953
Most people converse with other people regularly enough that they don't need to vocalise every little thought just to hear a voice
>>62221910
and then they disappeared. Can you do this with politicians, if so do you know a floppy haired man who goes by the name of Johnson?
>>62221971
WE
WUZ
(vi)KINGS
is my internet being a mong or have all images vanished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmHrLcJQ_GM
>>62221929
pissing myself every time i read it
>>62221954
>getting your news from goybook
*electrifies the bars in your cage*
is it time to bin white women lads?
>>62221912
I think I got softbanned
>>62221954
reckon they'll get ISIS'd at some point?
>>62221991
>>62221941
psychopaths.
>>62221979
>i often wish world war 1 never happened
Same here, It's because of you fuckers kicking off we lost our empire.
>>62221971
>icelandic people
>vikings
uh, no, your ancestors were just settlers of some barren island
>>62222085
STEMfag?
>>62222047
>this whole post
kill yourself mate
*watches this undeserved (You) fall into my lap*
hah
runts
this is the last one i needed
*drives my spaceship in the sun and transcend the needs of the flesh*
>>62221985
>>62221991
for single historic buildings yeh, but cities in general were looking at being cleared anyway. Look what happened to London after the war with all the shitty old neighbourhoods still standing torn down and rebuilt with bathrooms, toilets and so on. There was more change than the war going on, the war just speeded things up a lot in some areas.
>>62221941
>>62221991
Ah yes the greater good and grand scheme argument, used by literally every genocidal maniac ever.
>>62222110
ROASTIE GETTING TOASTIE
northern accents make me legitimately ill
>>62222114
(Tu)
housemate keeps smoking and leaving the back door open
