emasculation of the janitor edition
deshi basara
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
>>62216148
dunno
He's not going to like this one. I daresay his nut might even be damaged by it.
>>62216080
you're a fucking faggot to think about the caretaker's testicles
>>62216080
exceptional post
>>62216148
probably awkward
>>62216148
tfw
https://youtu.be/v24MQkmeBh0?t=383
who sent tim a papa johns?
>>62216249
Do you want to touch mine?
>>62216080
pack it in
>yanks
ah yes, let me cut a piece of my dick off so girls will like me
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4t9242/child_circumcision_an_elephant_in_the_hospital/d5fok8n?st=iqqtrgg2&sh=2db44aed
Voting in this poll is mandatory
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768803
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768803
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768803
barracking and harassing my foes
might take a trip to edgbaston reservoir
anyone been?
>I've seen some vaginas that look like a hand got blew off by a firework.
kek
>>62216148
fine when you're an adult
awkward and scary when teenager
>searching for something on Google
>click on a forum link
>reading the thread
>see a forum member with 10,000+ posts
>"Permanently Banned" under their username
Evokes a strange feeling tb︃h. Like you know that that person spent weeks of their life reading and posting on that forum and then they had it all taken away from them by some overzealous mod who took a grievance to some post they made.
Yeah the user might have asked to be banned but that's less likely.
>>62216080
bender
>>62216343
FONT
Memorable client of the day turns up wearing a suit kind of balding with glasses says he is a teacher and looks the part. He was really quiet didn't say much but seems nice has a shower and before we get down to it he starts talking about his wife and kids for some reason I really didn't wanna know.
Starts saying his wife doesn't love him and they stay together for the kids this big long sob story meanwhile I'm just trying to get the condom on him so we can get the booking going. What he was doing wasn't bad it was just that he kept talking saying how his wife is all the names you can think of and then "You know what I want don't you, you really love it" tries to pull my hair a bit too hard in the process until I tell him off. Mostly I was trying not to laugh.
What I did laugh at is after he gets done he sits down on the bed and takes the condom off himself and just holds it in the air looking at it not saying anything for a couple of minutes so I go to bring the bin over and the wet wipes sit next to him and pop a hand on his shoulder and then he starts crying asking if I think he's an idiot. At this point I cracked up.
>>62216269
>Tim's coke nail
oh dear oh dear
>>62215576
RARE
A
R
E
Love the gf lads.
Especially when she does my laundry.
>>62216252
anxiety about impotency or your period
>>62216080
gay edition
just got out of the shower
>>62216368
kys
>>62216369
I've had a meeting with an amazing duo of sales reps on Friday.
>deathly pale, very skinny man
>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact
>brown combover
>suit two sizes too big for his frame with narrow peaked lapels
>brown-tinted thick spectacles
>tiny unbuttoned collar
>ENORMOUS Windsor knot on tie, maybe one fourth of it fit between the collar
>wide tie with colourful WW2 planes scattered over olive background
>huge, grey-haired fatso
>very wide, very yellow grin with a couple of teeth missing
>suit with very wide open lapels
>french cuffs
>cufflinks with Batman logo
>bottom button in shirt unbuttoned
>fat, hairy belly visible through the hole
>wide spread collar
>itty-bitty knot on a very narrow plain red tie
They looked like they've just walked out of a very silly sketch but I managed to remain stone-faced.
Then the fat one opened the meeting by spending five minutes telling me that even though he voted for Brexit he personally has nothing against Polish immigrants or me in particular (I'm Polish).
They knew their shit though.
>>62216369
absolute adore this gimmick, keep it up
poofs
>>62216421
didn't read any of this lmao
>>62216080
the janitor has his testicles intact and knows how to get around
>>62216381
i usually just dream about losing my teeh. or just a slightly different version of the previous day, makes it pretty hard to determine what's real
>>62216393
>faux leather placemats
pleb central
>>62216397
>kys
Kill yourself
>>62216080
by the way janitor has great abs has a big dick
>>62216463
I draem my cock is detachable, like a click on tie
>>62216498
kys wasteman
any london lads here
anything interesting I can do tomorrow
my poo always looks different to the poo of porn stars in scat porn
they always look like they have soft, light brown, squishy, wet poos, long and thin sometimes
meanwhile mine look quite dark, solid, rock-like, like logs even
>>62216498
*kyses you*
>>62216369
what sort of retard doesn't inspect their cummies?
>>62216524
*blows you a kys*
>4 way junction of two dual carriageways with 50mph speed limits
>traffic lights out
>traffic everywhere, everyone honking
That was unnecessarily stressful
>>62216522
I sometimes have to stand up slightly because the majestic column is too tall to fit in the bowl with me sitting there.
Whenever I get drunk af, my shit smells like Calpol the next day. What does this signify?
>>62216509
castration anxiety
you're still psychosexually undeveloped, what id expect from a child
Imagine being a weatherman. You literally get paid to say whatever and no one even gives a fuck if you're right or wrong because everyone understands that the weather cannot be accurately predicted.
>>62216432
>you now remember jade goody
kek
>song about destructive drug culture and how it leads to an unfulfilling and hedonistic lifestyle
>gets remixed into a dance song that will no doubt be played in Ibiza clubs to Essex lads gurning their tits off and shuffling in hurraches
ah yes
>>62216573
Weather forecast is where they relegate shitty / failed journalists.
Having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that sitting around the house all day in my undies is all I'm going to end up doing for many years to come lads.
>>62216585
what song lad
>>62216567
>psychology bobbins
grazie luigi
>>62216573
>Imagine being a weatherman
Why though when I can imagine being the weather lady and having a VERY active sex life.
*powerbottoms you*
>>62216563
i have to poo standing up or my willy will get wet
>>62216585
that is evolution my friend
evolution
>>62216585
house every weekend?
>>62216635
I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM
>>62216573
weathermen sometimes get harrassed on the streets for telling wrong predictions
>>62216647
>>62216635
>>62216676
>>62216668
I TOOK A PILL IN EBEEZAH
Why didn't peter hitchens want the eu referendum?
>>62216676
is this the ""dance""" remix
couldn't shuffle to this lad
>>62216644
Genuinely never seen a weatherwoman who I would not smash (or who isn't already pregnant because someone else has already shagged her rotten).
>>62216647
*go to my happy place*
>>62216666
What in the fuck is that specimen?
For years I have had a recurring dream about sucking my own cock
>>62216678
>telling wrong predictions
Bit more serious in Iceland though, people will have a right go at you, cause you didn't predict the volcano that erupted and wiped their entire village out.
>>62216723
No, that's the original
>>62216676
bit trannysexual music imo
>>62216585
>>62216705
If Mike Posner was really serious about the message of the song he would have knocked them back when they came to him for the rights for the remix.
But nah he bit their hands off for the money.
Well, from what I've gathered, blood can represent many things, no one seems to agree on it, and pissing in your dream just means you need to piss irl
First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
>>62216761
what's the remix
>>62216787
if the tories were serious about it they'd tax the bankers the bonuses the 90%
>>62216787
well he hasn't had a hit in years he was probably running out of money
>unironically going to the type of club where people that shuffle go to
kekmao
>>62216809
You deserve it you wretched tart
>>62216809
are you a dude
>>62216754
there was a big volcano scare a few years ago. it was so hyped up that i almost felt disappointed when it didn't erupt
>>62216787
>>62216828
this Tbh the remix is bigger than the original now and he only had 'cooler than me' apart from that
>shuffling post 2014
this doesn't happen
> going out
very runty
>>62216828
No word of a lie I actually read an article about him before the Seeb remix song came out where he literally said that his financial advisor told him he had enough money to have the luxury of not working ever again in his life.
And that was all off the back of his one previous hit, 'Cooler Than Me'.
>>62216148
Exciting, somewhat awkward, clumsy, not as amazing as you thought it would be but still pretty fucking good
>>62216869
kill yourself nerd
Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.
Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).
How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.
>he's not ironically but sort of unironically into hardstyle
lmoa
>>62216881
Google says he's got about 4 million quid
>>62216856
I think I remember hearing about it, are there any settlements close the volcanoes, could a Pompeii like scenario happen again?
>>62216899
keep it up lad
>>62216899
have you ever had a client with a detachable cock
@889
hit a nerve, did I? Runt. Squeal for me.
>>62216899
THIS is Cameron's Britain
>he doesn't go to every Bounce By The Ounce event
lmaoing right now.
>>62216899
what is wrong some people
can imagine ribena getting something like this wrote about him if he went through with it
>>62216935
fuck off nerd
still got some flubromazepam left over
dunno what I'm gonna do when this is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrzPmUlSCHQ
this desu
Is "I don't agree with your opinion but I agree with your right to say it" the most meme fedora response ever?
@972
Good boy. Louder! Squeal for daddy like a good little runt.
*slowly and deliberately presses long pointy high heel into the groin of a terrified runt*
>>62216992
so brave x
>>62216999
Quite pathetic tbf mate.
>>62216976
surely some international sellers will ship to the uk
Exteremely overweight guy who wanted gfe.
So first he squished me (I'm not tiny but jeez I'm not that big either!) and then he plunged his fingers in me (Which I don't offer.) and scraped me hard with his nails. Kissed me, shoved his tongue in and slobbered all over, and had bad breath.
Then he tried to go in without a condom and was warned and said he wasn't ready to go in yet...and a few minutes later just dove in with no condom, no warning.
And the whole time I was thinking what the fuck is that smell?! Turned out it was shit stuck to the inside of his ass cheeks.
>>62216995
yeah, free speech is so fedora
hate speech is not fee speech
>>62216995
yes Voltaire was the original fedora
>>62216999
where u live at mate
VOTE VOTE VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768704
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768704
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768704
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768704
http://www.strawpoll.me/10768704
>>62216976
Go through pretty horrible withdrawals.
>falling for the benzo meme
used to do cybergoth dancing about 7 years ago
hard to say if I have become less or more autistic since
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2YQ5le2S3NM
Post comfy tunes
@020
@040
Perfectly trained little squealers.
me irl
>>62216359
I have thought about this before also
Also strange how people have 10k posts on really obscure forums like VAUXHALL ZAFIRA FORUM
>>62217042
Do people drink in Morocco (outside of Western hotel bars)?
>>62217042
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10768704
Only ever heard bad things about Algeria, mainly from Frogs saying they hate them.
Does your queen have anything to do with how the country is run? I know she has some power but does she ever do anything of importance?
>>62216917
i believe this is the village closest to katla
>>62216359
Say what you want about 4chan janitors but I regard them higher than vbulletin moderator runts
Is the US headed for a legit race war?
>>62217081
>'''''people''''' that go to Ibiza
fucking lel.
Deano and Gazza spaffing 3 months of wages on NV Veuve Cliquot then going to some shitty commerical house night in the evening.
>>62217042
might be a tad biased
>>62217124
Only ceremonial stuff. She also has private conversations with the Prime Minister, so who knows what she says in those.
>>62217042
Been to Morocco, only good part was the hotel
>>62217124
She could have more influence, but she chooses not to, and stays primarily as a figure head and representative of our country.
>>62217102
A lot of this generation's 18+ y/olds do, why?
Wish I could get on the benzos but it's the only drug my parents have ever asked me "are you on drugs" just from the afterglow the next day
once I move out might become a benzo fiend
>>62217133
10/10 would live in
>>62217150
Why? something new happen?
You won't believe me lads but I was literally in Nice for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the lorry was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the lorry, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the tarmac I turned over and I could see the lorry coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the cab but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The lorry was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.
>>62217158
moroccan immigrants - become scum of the earth criminals and form street gangs
algerian immigrants - massacre numerous people in france every few months
>>62216359
I got a forum account I was rather fond of permabanned by some dickhead mod for disagreeing with him in a thread. Two years later I remembered about the account and asked for my ban to be repealed, and the SAME MOD came back and denied my case.
Biggest fucking runts out there.
>>62216976
what's the darknet offering? i imagine it's just etizolam and maybe pyrazolam?
>>62217168
Just wondered. Saw a cheap holiday to Marrakech so was considering going for a few days and would probably enjoy drinking out there.
What's the best city to visit?
>>62217133
Iceland looks cosy, need to go one day.
>>62217133
what sort of jobs do people have here? do they commute large distances?
>>62217190
the village life is a comfy existence
>inb4 volcano destroys it
>>62217193
Some cop got shot
>>62217163
Sorry to hear I guess :/
>>62217158
You mean you might be a bit biased against Morocco? vote for Algeria if you like, as long as its your honest opinion.
>>62217203
EXCELLENT POST
>>62217203
Exceptional post
>>62217203
Good post
one dance is a tune tbqh
>>62217203
lucky!
Is learning to drive hard?
>>62217221
No idea, haven't looked, but if I was going to get benzos off the darknet I'd buy actual pharmaceutical stuff like diazepam and alprazolam instead of the leftovers made in someone's garage from the RC business.
>>62217253
L O N D O N
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>>62217188
>mfw i've been struggling with benzo addiction for over 2 years now
HPPD combined with kindling benzo withdrawal is absolute hell, could be used as torture
>>62217203
>>62217222
Tourists seem to love Marrakesh but I personally hate it, its smelly and the people are cancerous
Dunno where else to suggest but just don't go to Casablanca or Fes and you'll be fine
>>62217237
Whats the capital like? Is it bad or do you like it?
>>62217208
the loony lorry lad was tunisian
zidane is all I can think of when it comes to algeria
moroccans are kanker
>>62217203
Utterly amazing post
>>62217203
KC tier general
>>62217253
why does she dress like a spice girl
>>62217313
What's wrong with Casablanca?
How about Tangier? Looks nice.
>I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs
in love lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUMCO8YIxE
>>62217301
So how much did you take to actually give yourself HPPD? Because I've taken a lot and do not experience it.
>>62217159
What kind of person does she seem to be?
>>62217166
Does anyone know why she chooses not to? Do you think it would be better if she did?
>>62217203
I laughed too hard at this post
>>62217332
KC is god-tier.
Thanks.
>>62217234
fishing an small business ownership. otherwise i'm not entirely sure what other jobs are in store within the village itself
>>62217313
I thought Fes was supposed to have an awesome old town and souks etc?
>>62217399
you have to go back
>>62217124
We have no idea. All politicians who meet with her to discuss government business are Privy Councillors and breaking PC confidentiality is treason
Went out to catch some Pokémon today. Headed into town and caught a Venomat, then I popped a lure at the city hall and just chilled for a bit, watching to see if anyone would show up. Like 10 chinks and 4 normals showed up. Turns out the girl who was sitting next to me on the bench was also playing and she noticed the lure popping up as I tapped my phone, so we ended up talking. Then we ended up walking and talking while catching Pokemon. Then we ended up sitting on a small hill overlooking a pond where people were feeding ducks. Sat there for at least 4 hours. It was nice.
I love summer now. I think this whole normie thing might be for me.
>>62217413
FOY
>>62217365
euuugh shut up love.
>>62217429
font
>>62217203
>>62217319
i can't think of a single "bad" place in iceland. but i spend very little time in the capital and have no proper experience living there
>>62217400
why does iceland have no trees?
>>62217429
you were never an abnormie in the first place, pretender
tell you what, that crack is really moreish
>>62217429
Did you get her number mate or did you literally just waste the whole day
>>62217430
4ch*n and kc are red tier
go back
>>62217429
didn't shag her?
>>62217382
The Monarch hasn't been involved in Parliament for a long time! I guess because it's seen as not so "free". I think she still has the power to declare war for whatever reason, but that would never happen. Most people I know, generally like the Royals, they don't see them as celebs like some yanks but they have no problem with them.
Personally I think our current constitutional monarch is one of the best ways a country can be run. So I'm fine with it.
it's too damn sunny
>>62217429
I went out and the servers kept crashing and every pokemon i tried catching disappeared before I could click on it, saw some proper rare looking ones too, was absolutely fuming.
>>62217476
I didn't leave my house from the age of 14-20.
>>62217484
Course lad.
>>62217355
Yeah Tangier is fine
Casablanca is really terrible, the people in it are for the most part apes, there are some good people in it of course but its a hub for criminals and I wouldn't go there without an army
I might be biased though a bit because I hate casawis, seriously though as long as you visit a popular tourist destination you'll be fine the security forces in this country put the well being of foreign visitors first because a large percentage of our economy is based around you having a good time and spending your money.
>>62217512
Good lad
>>62217498
They were a bit dodgy today, for sure. Which is why we ended up sitting down on the hill in the first place.
>>62217408
It does but the risk of getting shanked by some bydlo for your wallet is too high
>>62217473
the climate doesn't allow for much natural growth of trees, it's said the vikings chopped them all when they first arrived. but there are indeed man-planted trees inside the towns and villages, there is a view of hundreds of trees from my house
See her in the gym doing two squats
Tight leggings on she don't do socks
>2016
>not carrying a skeng
A backward, moronic and unwashed farsi shiite imam was teaching a class on shah ismail, known heretic.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship shah ismail, the greatest Sultan that the entire islamic world has ever known!”
At this moment, a brave, pious muhajideen who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of jihad fi sabil Allah and would give his life for Ibn Taymiyyah stood up and held up a copy of the quran.
”How important is the The Twelve Imams, munafiqun?”
The arrogant persian smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “It is the soul of the Islamic faith, you stupid bedouin.”
”Wrong. Everyone knows that the Shahada is the true creed of Allah. If Islam was about The Twelve Imams… then we would all be guilty of shirk by now.”
The persian was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his hummus. He stormed out of the room crying those persian crocodile tears. The same tears shiite cry for the zindiks while they were righteously purged. There is no doubt that at this point our kufr imam wished he had pulled himself up by his turban and become more than just a poorly disguished persian nationalist. He wished so much that he had a bomb to martyr himself, but he himself had made his islamic way of life into a jahilliyah parody of itself!
All the students applauded and accepted wahhabism as the only true version of Islam. The Prophet himself (pbuh) showed up and shed tears on how well preserved his teachings were and how there wasn't even a single person in sight named Ali or Haidar. The Quran was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and executed Ali and every shiite kufr that ever lived.
The persian lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of poop germs in his goat and was tossed into jahannam.
Allah akbar.
P.S. Takbir
>>62217479
*spills out your crunchy nut*
>>62217382
>Does anyone know why she chooses not to?
People like the monarchy, but they don't want them getting involved in government.
That said the PM has weekly meetings with her and she can by convention be consulted on policy, and either encourage or warn the PM on a course of action.
Since it's all secret she could be actually running the country with the Prime Minister as a figurehead, but it's unlikely
My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer
>>62217599
The fuck is a skeng
>>62217621
shank
>>62217375
this much
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/55354480/#55357265
>>62217621
>>62217615
Howling
>>62217615
All these stories of autists meeting girls because of Pokemon are cute desu. I never meet girls in a cute way like that. When I meet girls it's at a bar or on Tinder or at work or in shops and stuff. I mean I meet loads of girls and shag a lot of them too but it seems so shallow in comparison to what I imagine these Pokemon meets are like. I guess I'm the guy that the girl in that Pokemon situation goes back to shag after spending a nice day with Pokemon autists. I'd quite like to meet someone like that. On a park bench or something
>>62217615
>>62217621
>>62217634
>>62217666
It's a gun you muppets
>>62217768
no that's a leng you spacker
get your black talk correct mate
>>62217615
H O W L I N G
>>62217791
>no that's a leng you spacker
A leng isn't a weapon you mong, lenging someone out means knocking them out
>>62217756
> I mean I meet loads of girls and shag a lot of them too
You're on an anonymous chinese autism forum; you don't need to bother lying here m8.
>>62217842
lenging someone != a leng
a leng is a firearm
best endz in london?
>>62217493
>Personally I think our current constitutional monarch is one of the best ways a country can be run. So I'm fine with it.
But if she would be removed there would be no difference so why call it that?
>>62217609
>but they don't want them getting involved in government.
Why?
>>62217873
east
>>62217688
clearly all one person
baka there were way better ones like the astronaut one
>Work tomorrow
Only 42 years left.
(minimum. If pensions exist then; which they won't)
>>62216148
Fucking amazing tb h
>>62217843
It might be difficult to imagine people like me being anything other than a normie lad, but it's true. I'm sure there are lots of guys on here who have shagged a lot of different girls
>>62217842
Never heard that
It's 'lenging a man down' as in shooting them to the floor
JF here
drinking my first ever Vimto, it's really nice.
skeng and leng don't have concrete meanings desu
i've heard skeng be referred to as a gun and a knife, i've heard leng be referred to as a gun and a knife and hitting someone
>>62217873
bell
I saw a girl that was in rehab center with me today in the bus. I hated her at the time because once when I was sleeping she creeped up on me and started feeling me up. But today she looked nice, well groomed, almost pristine and pure. We chatted up and we told each other what we were doing now etc. Turns out she's perfectly clean while I still use some stuff, but I decided to lie because I thought I would never have to see her again anyway. She said that she is actually in a very fine uni doing quite the studies. I told her my work and she was happy for me because I finished my studies and find a job in it right after. Then she said that I looked more in shape and energetic (which is true I guess) and I thanked her (I didn't really want to compliment her because she went to thin and cute to normal weight and normal). Then she asked for my number and I gave her. I hope she never contact me because I don't want to hang around ex junkies
>>62217882
>Why?
People are thick. They don't want the unelected monarchy controlling our government but arent especially fussed about the unelected House of Lords
>have a dumbphone for 20 years
>battery lasts literally weeks
>get a smartphone
>battery lasts 2 days, tops
not a fan
>>62217908
out
Hey /r/grime senpai. Im super new to the genre and I have a question.
In a ton of songs (Skepta, JME, Stormzy etc) I constantly hear the word 'man'. Man don't care, Man's never been in Marquee when it's shutdown eh?, Man try say he's better than me.
Who the fuck is this guy. My brother thinks it's about JME, but I find it hard to believe everyone is constantly dissing JME. I have no idea. Maybe im paranoid.
Cheers
>>62217883
where la
might try meet a gf with pokemon go
>>62217974
east
>>62217913
amusing post
>police officers shot dead in Baton Rouge
#BlueLivesMatter
Muslims? Nah not a fan.
>>62217974
zone 1
>>62217985
where
>doesn't do OWO
>>62218022
the fuck is OWO.
>>62217913
amazing post
>>62218019
can't be any more specific than that sorry
>>62217974
Bow E3
well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.
just busted a load
to asa akira
she looks like a fish
but still gets my rocks off
Lion King or Independence Day
>>62217972
>tfw this is an actual post
fucking hell
>>62217996
>all these recent happenings
worlds getting a bit mad
my brain cells are just a skeleton crew, lads
Autistic general you got here, you twinks.
feel like the world is falling apart
britannai a shit
>>62217957
What did your dumbphone even need a battery for? The screen. Smartphones can do tons of shit why are people complaining about the battery, you have gps, internet and tons of other shit in your hand and you complain it lasts for two days.
>5 foot 4 inches
hollering at my broads in atlanta
Business idea: steak, chips and mushy peas for dinner
