lads edition
>>62212528
>matty
Is Matty a new meme ive missed?
>deletes a kpop edition
>leaves a korean easter thread up
Get in here janny
literally 5000000000 degrees in my room haha fuck me
Reminder that he does it FOR FREE.
>>62212222
leftypol doesn't push agendas it won't brainwash you if you mean /his/.
/his/ is great because there is all sorts of people there; athiests, christians, muslims, jews, national-socialists, communists, epicureanism, darwinists, nihilists etc. etc. and everyone gets along and actually takes to counter eachothers argument instead of resorting to name calling and such as seen on /pol/. /pol/ is an echo chamber because it's concentrated on memes too much, /his/ is focused on quality posts, and as such is not an echochamber as the userbase all have different beliefs and views but also don't have biased points and all just want to debate not have an argument. It's chill. I originally came from /pol/ to /his/ to meme the holocaust denial as a joke but a good few people just started actually debating eachother instead of taking the bite it was interesting and made me learn more.
>>62212222 →
leftypol doesn't push agendas it won't brainwash you if you mean /his/.
/his/ is great because there is all sorts of people there; athiests, christians, muslims, jews, national-socialists, communists, epicureanism, darwinists, nihilists etc. etc. and everyone gets along and actually takes to counter eachothers argument instead of resorting to name calling and such as seen on /pol/. /pol/ is an echo chamber because it's concentrated on memes too much, /his/ is focused on quality posts, and as such is not an echochamber as the userbase all have different beliefs and views but also don't have biased points and all just want to debate not have an argument. It's chill. I originally came from /pol/ to /his/ to meme the holocaust denial as a joke but a good few people just started actually debating eachother instead of taking the bite it was interesting and made me learn more.
>>62212644
>trying to false flag my post by pretending to be me
tried to ask mena if they literally believe in god
they all said yes
there's no hope if even the tech-literate educated youth are convinced
>>62212575
>last /deutsch/ didn't even hit bump limit
>there's a new one currently going
hmm
someone is sending pizza to tim's flat
Hi lads :3
Just saw a black lives matter rally here in Derby when I went to the shops, only around 80 people lel, step it up faggots, also why are you protesting here and not in the US.
Though they are pissing everyone off with their loud music and shit, are they so retarded that they honestly think annoying people on their weekend is going to help their cause?
>>62212664
>implying you're me
shit meme
drinking some pig's milk
>>62212694
Fill me in.
>>62212667
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Cyrus
Here's your evidence.
>>62212664
Who are you?
buying scratchcards is as runt as it gets
>>62212715
>milk in a box
>>62212727
https://youtu.be/yMmzYqHLRWc?t=8m1s
>>62212727
*fills you in*
*leaves your crippled body on the floor for the dingos to pick at*
>>62212702
Hmm, hi
>>62212754
>20 minutes
Nah mate not good enough
why is everyone posting this cat
>>62212531
>>62212735
Trinity.
>>62212715
u absolute pilk
religion is literally the definition of evil
Mum's going on holiday and left this on the fridge for me and the sister haha
>>62212780
should start at minute 8
>>62212773
What's up?
might go maccas
Going to have a wank to mlp porn lads
>>62212738
this desu
>>62212754
>I dont know what that is
>starts going on about the dentist
Poor delivery man
business idea: 4TB M2 NVMe SSDs for under £100
>>62212754
someone really needs to break the news that no matter how much he visits his vocal coach, he just simply can't sing
>>62212754
Had a lol
Easily irritated isn't he.
>>62212822
>being such a failure as a parent your children turn out like this
anyone else getting this half of the time? or is it my shitty dongle?
>>62212715
gotta get that vitamin p
What do we want to do?
Stay in the EU!
>>62212754
What is his obsession with dates, does he have autism as well or something? It's weird
>>62212814
Name some atrocities that Jesus did in the New Testament. Don't meme me with some Old Testament shit, the Old Testament is the Jewish bible that some christians believe is canon to the New Testament.
if one of /brit/ sent it then Based Tim has Doxxed the runt by putting his number in the description
>>62212889
forgot pic
>>62212822
what kind of gay name is robbie?
kys
>>62212860
Oh fuck me did someone in /brit/ actually order a pizza?
>>62212754
haven't been paying attention to these videos because they're too long and boring but I swear he does the exact same thing in every video? goes on about the 21st of june and then focuses his camera on street signs
>>62212912
>thinking doxxing is as simple as this
Do you have his parents name? No. A dox is literally a whole document on someone of ALL personal info not just some tidbits.
we r le anoooonemoose!! :)
>>62212912
01632 is a fake area code
Banana bread is ready! x
>>62212946
He does go on about the incident in every video.
>>62212963
fuck off matt you utterly despicable nonce
>>62212992
what do you work as
>>62213016
Manager at JD Sports
The runts are marching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-XnTDcQZjY
>>62212986
this
>>62212963
alri matt
>>62212907
Jesus didn't exist
>>62213035
When a pokemon appears can everyone get it that's there?
>>62213016
I'm a neet.
>More than a hundred people attended a Pokemon Go party and a hunt on Friday and Saturday in Milton Keynes.
>>62213082
If they're there*
>Papa Joe's
>>62212963
know where you live m8
>>62212995
then he goes on his twitter and shows the picture of him holding his guitar, then gets his phone and shows that he took the photo using his phone?
why does he constantly go over this in every video
it'd be fascinating if it weren't so boring
>>62212904
He has major OCD (actual OCD not the Tumblr one) and bipolar. That is why he is obsessed with details and constantly does the same things (OCD) and the way he acts (the paronia, sweating, grandoisity, confused thinking, self esteem feels greater than it really is -- is all characteristic of a hypomanic or manic state in bipolar (manic depression)
realtalk: poo
more police shot
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36820782
>>62213147
Fuck off Stephen Elliot there is nothing wrong with Tim
>>62213182
just did a big squitty one
I got all 151 on pokemon red back in 2000
went to an event at the trafford centre to get mew
>>62213125
Obviously has some issues. It's sad, he was apparently pretty normal a few years ago.
>>62213072
Prove it
>>62213202
Thanks, Soros!
>>62213202
How did your thing go with the girl?
How do we go about getting Tim sectioned? It'd add some spice to hid videos and he genuinely needs mental care.
>>62213072
Literally every historian agrees he existed.
Tacitus wrote the following:
Nero fastened the guilt . . . on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of . . . Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome. . .
See: Tacitus, Annals 15.44, see http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/tac/a15040.htm
Lucian, a second century Greek satirist writes:
The Christians . . . worship a man to this day--the distinguished personage who introduced their novel rites, and was crucified on that account. . . . [It] was impressed on them by their original lawgiver that they are all brothers, from the moment that they are converted, and deny the gods of Greece, and worship the crucified sage, and live after his laws.
See: Lucian, The Death of Peregrine, 11-13. See http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/luc/wl4/wl420.htm
>>62213202
but are they dead
>>62213282
wasn't me, must be another GM poster
>>62213295
need you out of business sunshine
>>62213147
I used to have severe OCD, I can tell you that he's simply schizophrenic and paranoid
He has no OCD symptoms
Leftists caused this
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b81_1468627473
did a wank
theresa may is bad at reading teleprompters
she sounds like a robot
Seriously don't understand how anyone can remain sane and not want to kill themselves working a 9-5 job
>>62213329
>used to have severe OCD
Contradictory. You are a liar.
>>62213295
he's got another visit from Oxford Health coming up; wait to see what happens
>>62213306
Yeah and every doctor used to agree that smoking was good for you, it means fuck all
>>62212754
Someone phone the number in the description
It's probably some daft twat from here
>>62213331
/r9k/ caused that
>thinking Jesus was real
sigh... when will children grow up
>>62213362
I used to have severe OCD, it's only mild now
If anything, the people on tumblr have 'more OCD' than Tim
Brevik should be president of Europe
He tried to save us
>>62213405
Madman actually gave out the cheeky cunt's number lel.
Someone give him a ring.
>>62213436
muh Josephus muh Tacitus
>>62213464
not me :\
>>62213147
he's obviously schizophrenic. the flat affect, repeating daily behaviours, paranoid that everyone is out to get him. he needs help
>be American
>get shot
just sent a prostitute to tim's house
>>62213503
HAHAHAHA
what time does tim film lads? is it regular?
>>62213506
oh dear oh dear
Need to wake up in 6hrs but I want to post on /brit/. Hello and good night!
Regards,
Non-schizo Tim
-Posted from my bed
Me in the foreground.
>>62213436
>Atheists claim religious people are childish
>Can only muster childish arguments against God
>>62213553
he does a timecheck each video you could probably see a pattern. I never listen to that bit though desu
>be Australian
>get bitten by a venomous creature
>>62213553
mornings iirc. Like 9am
>Be human from any nation
>Die at some point
>Nintendo sold 101 million Wii units
wtf
>be alien
>ayy lmao
>>62213398
There was no evidence that smoking was good for you.
There is evidence Jesus was a real man, there is however no evidence to support that he was the son of a god and had mystical powers.
Just saying he exists doesn't mean you believe in miracles and even God. It means you acknowledge a man called Jesus existed in the correct century that is believed and that he was crucified because he threatened The Romans religion at the time which was that of pagan pantheism (Jupiter, Juno, Venus, Mars and those)
>>62213618
It's not even just religious people that believe Jesus existed. It is literally every athiest historian.
i'm wanking 5 times a day currently
there's this one girl who is the leader of like every fucking gym in my town
>Movie trailer
>Character A says something "funny"
>music stops
>Character B, from an entirely different scene, laughs at the joke
>>62212754
Are there any videos of Tim actually confronting the dentist?
>>62213405
Fucking kek, what a dumb cunt
>why is everyone posting this cat
>>62213732
you can get arrested for this, just saying
>>62213732
not funny. just mean
The picture for my Voice UK application lads.
Opinions?
>>62213732
bad lad
>>62213772
grass
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
want a gf Tbh
>>62213762
21st of june is the best one
>>62213732
we r lejun xD
>Tim
worst gimmick I've seen on /brit/ for 3 years
genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
>>62213762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
Lost his NUT a few weeks ago.
haven't been playing with myself but my hands still smell like cum
the gf
>>62213777
>>62213788
>>62213812
Didn't actually order anything desu
>>62213813
genuinely the worst, more boring, asinine post I've ever seen
>>62213813
>(You)
worst poster I've seen on /brit/ for 3 years
genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
Bigger JUST than are Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVvWY2SaCk4
>>62213803
ive been actively avoiding any chance to get a gf. i have no idea what to do with a gf
>>62213762
>Are there any videos of Tim actually confronting the dentist?
Dentist appears - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU&feature=youtu.be&list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0
21st June (that he always mentions) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvADoyFAXo
having some aspic
>>62213815
>tfw sunshine isn't out of business
well
>worst gimmick I've seen on /brit/ for 3 years
>genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
still think the funniest thing about m*tt was that he worked at a fucking call centre
>summer holidays start
>Tim gimmick explodes
why are there Year 9 kids on /brit/?
>>62213837
ive been cumming in on your palms at night
Normies are merely misunderstood
It's sad that you mock Tim for the fact that he puts his address and date at the start of his videos. It's a technique therapists have told him on how to stay grounded in reality.
>>62213921
Who the fuck is Matt. Pls respond
>>62213865
genuinely the best, most entertaining, intelligent post I've ever seen
>>62213877
how did you find this hahaha
>>62213082
yes
>>62213952
screencapping this
*barracks and harasses you*
>>62213815
why does Tim have about 20 bottles of the exact same handwash(?) stacked up behind his sink
I am watching yes minister and I wonder why they bully the LSE so much and not some other place?
>at least 3 confirmed dead
what is wrong with yanks
which one of you was it that ordered a pizza to tims then
and are you actually going to order a prozzy round his
>>62213815
What the fuck is this guy's problem with the dentist?
Can't imagine being poorer than upper middle class, how do you people even survive?
>>62213977
>posting your crap image again
>>62213961
This video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-bMKnUagc
It's another dole scounger on Youtube that sits and reviews tramp cider and talks about other trampy shit. I undercovered a whole network of dole scroungers after finding ChannelFadge. Just look at the comments and go to their videos
It is fucking. hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-bMKnUagc
>>62214045
The dentist is messing with his business
>>62213950
>Matthew Ludford
>kpop nonce
>has a degree in call centre management from Birmingham City University
>profile picture on facebook is a car
>drives a girls car
>lives in the black country
>>62213997
it's like Brown or Cornell in the ivy league
gets grouped in with the prestigious ones but isn't as prestigious so gets more stick
>>62214045
Just look at the Smug fucker. Tim's third eye is wide open and can see the corruption that the Dentist's practice causes
>>62214051
what's your annual wage
>>62214045
dentist is messing him about
/brit/ is like a flower, blossoming with creativity
>>62214087
16k.
That's besides the point though.
>>62214067
>It's another dole scounger on Youtube
Think it's a bit harsh to just label Tim as a dole scrounger, there is literally zero chance of him being employed/remaining employed for longer than a few days 2bh
>>62214115
You're a fucking tramp
>>62214045
do you not think it's strange that the dentist appears every time Tim is recording and stopping Tim from saying what he wants to say
>>62213997
Because Jim Hacker graduated from there and it's not Oxford or Cambridge.
When Humphrey says we need to take care of the Universities he hastens to add "both of them".
>>62213950
one of the k-nonces doxxed himself a few days ago when he took a photo of his laptop screen that had a CV on it, he was talking about arrogant students and how much he hates them or some shit, but left the filename path thing in the word document and some lad found his facebook
Janny went semi-mental, mass bans etc but I think he had a good old laugh because he hates the k-melts
>>62213977
inspirational
>Can't battle wild Pokemon, just swipe upwards to catch them
>Can't train your favourite Pokemon and raise their HP, just catch higher CP Pokemon as your personal level increases and just transfer your old weaker Pokemon
>Pokemon """battles""" are just tapping the screen repeatedly
Please tell me how this game is popular?
>>62214146
you can earn nothing and still be UM class, social climber scum
>>62214067
top work lad
>>62213877
>>62214067
Hahahahah literally wears the same hoody in every fucking video and his hair is so greasy.
>>62214126
He's not talking about Tim he was talking about a dole scroungers channel he found that is JUST and that he uncovered another dole scrounger
want to visit Fez
Did you get fucked up last night?
>>62214182
walking around and shit innit
although i've walked like 30km on it today and haven't moved from in front of my computer
>>62213877
get the feeling im posting with this man right now
>>62214000
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
In other news:
>Be australian
>get a speargun to the face
fucking cringing
>>62213988
need you out of business sunshine
need you out my thread
thanks obongo
http://news.sky.com/story/police-officer-shot-dead-in-baton-rouge-10504487
>>62213331
Is it possible to deport all Muslims?
considering a move to memphis 2bh
>>62214238
>>62213877
What accent is that?
>pokemon go is a form of exercise
>>62214229
royally
>>62214083
My wife keeps saying she needs a man from Brum, do you have his number?
>be normie
>experience sexual intercourse with a female human
>>62214261
That's literally the ONLY solution to terrorism
>>62214288
Noice lad. Where you at?
>>62214067
these are great, sort of cretins I imagine dwell in /britfeel/
state of his trousers too
>>62213882
the dentist needs to stop forcing his oppresive regime on tim
What can we do to stop him?
>>62214261
>one of the first crushed was a Muslim woman
this proves it
#NotAllMuslims
>>62214288
Monarchist scum
>>62213331
Fucks sake
>>62214067
>I undercovered a whole network of dole scroungers
not sure why this made me laugh so much
Cat is so excited about his real people tuna treat that he brought some with him into the living room haha. x
RIP Alan Vega
been a decent happening 3 days in a row
let's see if they can keep up the streak tomorrow
>>62214229
the arse, yes
>>62214261
>>62214311
Shame we've been stuck with multiculturalism for decades so they are rooted in our society. It's nearly impossible to just deport them all
>>62214277
for the runt who pends all day inside, a light walk fore a few minutes is heavy exercise
even though that's the same sort of "workout" doctors tell old grannies to do in order to get their blood circulating
>>62214236
>although i've walked like 30km on it today and haven't moved from in front of my computer
How? I've literally only played it whilst out, is there anything you can even do whilst sitting in the same place?
>>62213877
>>62214067
The shit some of you weird cunts find amazes me
>>62214376
what happened to-day?
>>62214393
generate a path between on a gps mocking app
>>62214329
Bomb the dentist's office and force him out of business
>>62214290
Yams yams are NOT men from brum
>>62214084
Ok thanks.
>>62214150
>he hastens to add "both of them".
lol
Is this way of looking at other places than oxford and cambridge a common thing in britain or only among people that went to those places?
>>62214434
Tim Farron is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZidAJYnj8GE
using these with the gf tonight
got 455mb free on my phone but it's not enough to install Pokemon apparently
hmm, looks like the answer was 3
*thinks to myself*
what a wonderful world...
>>62214434
see your dad's taking the divorce well
>>62213997
classism
brits are obsessed with class status
>>62214182
normies
>>62214470
*does a think*
hm
that sounds about right
carry on
A couple of police cars parked on the Nice promenade would have been enough to halt the advance of the truck.
He could have tried to ram them out of the way, but that might have damaged the truck too much and in any case would have given police enough time to catch up and shoot him before he got further down the street, and the act of hitting the cars would have dispersed the crowd instantly.
Tim no
>>62214470
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oi lad post some more dole scroungers
>>62214448
fucking hilarious it's like a chav version of athens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KJNQV1mxKI
normies playing loud music next door
why can't they at least listen to something rather than shitty modern music?
>>62214505
OR we could tell Muslims they are incompatible with our culture and tell them to fuck off
>>62214508
need you out of business
>>62214474
nice sentiment but you seem to have used a picture of a cartoon there, an """art"""" form that is used to make simple stories for children and others with that level of emotional intelligence. My question is why someone, who must be over 18 to post here, would consider this an appropriate use of time?
>>62214529
kill them all
dead normies don't make a sound
>>62214505
The police were ordered to stand down minutes before the incident happened
really makes one think
>>62214432
If you went to """"""""university"""""""" anywhere other than Oxford or Cambridge you don't actually have a higher education.
>>62214389
Let me explain, it wasnt that i was being stupid, if you were able to comprehend my post, i was pointing out the facetious and fatuous nature of your post. In other words, your post was mere rhetoric.
turkey will literally be iraq by the end of the decade
wish Tim wasn't so shit at singing
he's going to get on the xfactor or some shit and get laughed at, he'll go on a fucking rampage and rape the ocado man or something
wow lads Gareth Bale's missus agreed to marry him! I bet he was so nervous as he is only a famous multimillionaire professional footballer
>>62214512
>>62214236
>walked like 30km
really hope that's an exaggeration
>>62214576
And Germany will literally be Turkey.
I wonder who will get to literally be Germany.
>watch Tim video
>see Reportoftheweek has commented
>assume it's a fake account
>it's not
wew
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvADoyFAXo
>>62214512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbcz7_7__w
>>62214605
alri corbs
>>62214605
literally reptiles
what is the point of flavoured condoms anyway
do people really do oral with a jonny on
>>62214576
Erdogan firing literally everyone he disagrees with could backfire if they plan a future coup 2bh, he's simultaneously fueled his own support and his critics. Maybe just wishful thinking.
i wear my own garms
man see me on road and want arms
