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>>62212528
>matty
Is Matty a new meme ive missed?
>deletes a kpop edition
>leaves a korean easter thread up
Get in here janny
literally 5000000000 degrees in my room haha fuck me
Reminder that he does it FOR FREE.
>>62212222
leftypol doesn't push agendas it won't brainwash you if you mean /his/.
/his/ is great because there is all sorts of people there; athiests, christians, muslims, jews, national-socialists, communists, epicureanism, darwinists, nihilists etc. etc. and everyone gets along and actually takes to counter eachothers argument instead of resorting to name calling and such as seen on /pol/. /pol/ is an echo chamber because it's concentrated on memes too much, /his/ is focused on quality posts, and as such is not an echochamber as the userbase all have different beliefs and views but also don't have biased points and all just want to debate not have an argument. It's chill. I originally came from /pol/ to /his/ to meme the holocaust denial as a joke but a good few people just started actually debating eachother instead of taking the bite it was interesting and made me learn more.
>>62212222 →
leftypol doesn't push agendas it won't brainwash you if you mean /his/.
/his/ is great because there is all sorts of people there; athiests, christians, muslims, jews, national-socialists, communists, epicureanism, darwinists, nihilists etc. etc. and everyone gets along and actually takes to counter eachothers argument instead of resorting to name calling and such as seen on /pol/. /pol/ is an echo chamber because it's concentrated on memes too much, /his/ is focused on quality posts, and as such is not an echochamber as the userbase all have different beliefs and views but also don't have biased points and all just want to debate not have an argument. It's chill. I originally came from /pol/ to /his/ to meme the holocaust denial as a joke but a good few people just started actually debating eachother instead of taking the bite it was interesting and made me learn more.
>>62212644
>trying to false flag my post by pretending to be me
tried to ask mena if they literally believe in god
they all said yes
there's no hope if even the tech-literate educated youth are convinced
>>62212575
>last /deutsch/ didn't even hit bump limit
>there's a new one currently going
hmm
someone is sending pizza to tim's flat
Hi lads :3
Just saw a black lives matter rally here in Derby when I went to the shops, only around 80 people lel, step it up faggots, also why are you protesting here and not in the US.
Though they are pissing everyone off with their loud music and shit, are they so retarded that they honestly think annoying people on their weekend is going to help their cause?
>>62212664
>implying you're me
shit meme
drinking some pig's milk
>>62212694
Fill me in.
>>62212667
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Cyrus
Here's your evidence.
>>62212664
Who are you?
buying scratchcards is as runt as it gets
>>62212715
>milk in a box
>>62212727
https://youtu.be/yMmzYqHLRWc?t=8m1s
>>62212727
*fills you in*
*leaves your crippled body on the floor for the dingos to pick at*
>>62212702
Hmm, hi
>>62212754
>20 minutes
Nah mate not good enough
why is everyone posting this cat
>>62212531
>>62212735
Trinity.
>>62212715
u absolute pilk
religion is literally the definition of evil
Mum's going on holiday and left this on the fridge for me and the sister haha
>>62212780
should start at minute 8
>>62212773
What's up?
might go maccas
Going to have a wank to mlp porn lads
>>62212738
this desu
>>62212754
>I dont know what that is
>starts going on about the dentist
Poor delivery man
business idea: 4TB M2 NVMe SSDs for under £100
>>62212754
someone really needs to break the news that no matter how much he visits his vocal coach, he just simply can't sing
>>62212754
Had a lol
Easily irritated isn't he.
>>62212822
>being such a failure as a parent your children turn out like this
anyone else getting this half of the time? or is it my shitty dongle?
>>62212715
gotta get that vitamin p
What do we want to do?
Stay in the EU!
>>62212754
What is his obsession with dates, does he have autism as well or something? It's weird
>>62212814
Name some atrocities that Jesus did in the New Testament. Don't meme me with some Old Testament shit, the Old Testament is the Jewish bible that some christians believe is canon to the New Testament.
if one of /brit/ sent it then Based Tim has Doxxed the runt by putting his number in the description
>>62212889
forgot pic
>>62212822
what kind of gay name is robbie?
kys
>>62212860
Oh fuck me did someone in /brit/ actually order a pizza?
>>62212754
haven't been paying attention to these videos because they're too long and boring but I swear he does the exact same thing in every video? goes on about the 21st of june and then focuses his camera on street signs
>>62212912
>thinking doxxing is as simple as this
Do you have his parents name? No. A dox is literally a whole document on someone of ALL personal info not just some tidbits.
we r le anoooonemoose!! :)
>>62212912
01632 is a fake area code
Banana bread is ready! x
>>62212946
He does go on about the incident in every video.
>>62212963
fuck off matt you utterly despicable nonce
>>62212992
what do you work as
>>62213016
Manager at JD Sports
The runts are marching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-XnTDcQZjY
>>62212986
this
>>62212963
alri matt
>>62212907
Jesus didn't exist
>>62213035
When a pokemon appears can everyone get it that's there?
>>62213016
I'm a neet.
>More than a hundred people attended a Pokemon Go party and a hunt on Friday and Saturday in Milton Keynes.
>>62213082
If they're there*
>Papa Joe's
>>62212963
know where you live m8
>>62212995
then he goes on his twitter and shows the picture of him holding his guitar, then gets his phone and shows that he took the photo using his phone?
why does he constantly go over this in every video
it'd be fascinating if it weren't so boring
>>62212904
He has major OCD (actual OCD not the Tumblr one) and bipolar. That is why he is obsessed with details and constantly does the same things (OCD) and the way he acts (the paronia, sweating, grandoisity, confused thinking, self esteem feels greater than it really is -- is all characteristic of a hypomanic or manic state in bipolar (manic depression)
realtalk: poo
more police shot
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36820782
>>62213147
Fuck off Stephen Elliot there is nothing wrong with Tim
>>62213182
just did a big squitty one
I got all 151 on pokemon red back in 2000
went to an event at the trafford centre to get mew
>>62213125
Obviously has some issues. It's sad, he was apparently pretty normal a few years ago.
>>62213072
Prove it
>>62213202
Thanks, Soros!
>>62213202
How did your thing go with the girl?
How do we go about getting Tim sectioned? It'd add some spice to hid videos and he genuinely needs mental care.
>>62213072
Literally every historian agrees he existed.
Tacitus wrote the following:
Nero fastened the guilt . . . on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of . . . Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome. . .
See: Tacitus, Annals 15.44, see http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/tac/a15040.htm
Lucian, a second century Greek satirist writes:
The Christians . . . worship a man to this day--the distinguished personage who introduced their novel rites, and was crucified on that account. . . . [It] was impressed on them by their original lawgiver that they are all brothers, from the moment that they are converted, and deny the gods of Greece, and worship the crucified sage, and live after his laws.
See: Lucian, The Death of Peregrine, 11-13. See http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/luc/wl4/wl420.htm
>>62213202
but are they dead
>>62213282
wasn't me, must be another GM poster
>>62213295
need you out of business sunshine
>>62213147
I used to have severe OCD, I can tell you that he's simply schizophrenic and paranoid
He has no OCD symptoms
Leftists caused this
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b81_1468627473
did a wank
theresa may is bad at reading teleprompters
she sounds like a robot
Seriously don't understand how anyone can remain sane and not want to kill themselves working a 9-5 job
>>62213329
>used to have severe OCD
Contradictory. You are a liar.
>>62213295
he's got another visit from Oxford Health coming up; wait to see what happens
>>62213306
Yeah and every doctor used to agree that smoking was good for you, it means fuck all
>>62212754
Someone phone the number in the description
It's probably some daft twat from here
>>62213331
/r9k/ caused that
>thinking Jesus was real
sigh... when will children grow up
>>62213362
I used to have severe OCD, it's only mild now
If anything, the people on tumblr have 'more OCD' than Tim
Brevik should be president of Europe
He tried to save us
>>62213405
Madman actually gave out the cheeky cunt's number lel.
Someone give him a ring.
>>62213436
muh Josephus muh Tacitus
>>62213464
not me :\
>>62213147
he's obviously schizophrenic. the flat affect, repeating daily behaviours, paranoid that everyone is out to get him. he needs help
>be American
>get shot
just sent a prostitute to tim's house
>>62213503
HAHAHAHA
what time does tim film lads? is it regular?
>>62213506
oh dear oh dear
Need to wake up in 6hrs but I want to post on /brit/. Hello and good night!
Regards,
Non-schizo Tim
-Posted from my bed
Me in the foreground.
>>62213436
>Atheists claim religious people are childish
>Can only muster childish arguments against God
>>62213553
he does a timecheck each video you could probably see a pattern. I never listen to that bit though desu
>be Australian
>get bitten by a venomous creature
>>62213553
mornings iirc. Like 9am
>Be human from any nation
>Die at some point
>Nintendo sold 101 million Wii units
wtf
>be alien
>ayy lmao
>>62213398
There was no evidence that smoking was good for you.
There is evidence Jesus was a real man, there is however no evidence to support that he was the son of a god and had mystical powers.
Just saying he exists doesn't mean you believe in miracles and even God. It means you acknowledge a man called Jesus existed in the correct century that is believed and that he was crucified because he threatened The Romans religion at the time which was that of pagan pantheism (Jupiter, Juno, Venus, Mars and those)
>>62213618
It's not even just religious people that believe Jesus existed. It is literally every athiest historian.
i'm wanking 5 times a day currently
there's this one girl who is the leader of like every fucking gym in my town
>Movie trailer
>Character A says something "funny"
>music stops
>Character B, from an entirely different scene, laughs at the joke
>>62212754
Are there any videos of Tim actually confronting the dentist?
>>62213405
Fucking kek, what a dumb cunt
>why is everyone posting this cat
>>62213732
you can get arrested for this, just saying
>>62213732
not funny. just mean
The picture for my Voice UK application lads.
Opinions?
>>62213732
bad lad
>>62213772
grass
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
want a gf Tbh
>>62213762
21st of june is the best one
>>62213732
we r lejun xD
>Tim
worst gimmick I've seen on /brit/ for 3 years
genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
>>62213762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
Lost his NUT a few weeks ago.
haven't been playing with myself but my hands still smell like cum
the gf
>>62213777
>>62213788
>>62213812
Didn't actually order anything desu
>>62213813
genuinely the worst, more boring, asinine post I've ever seen
>>62213813
>(You)
worst poster I've seen on /brit/ for 3 years
genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
Bigger JUST than are Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVvWY2SaCk4
>>62213803
ive been actively avoiding any chance to get a gf. i have no idea what to do with a gf
>>62213762
>Are there any videos of Tim actually confronting the dentist?
Dentist appears - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU&feature=youtu.be&list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0
21st June (that he always mentions) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvADoyFAXo
having some aspic
>>62213815
>tfw sunshine isn't out of business
well
>worst gimmick I've seen on /brit/ for 3 years
>genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
still think the funniest thing about m*tt was that he worked at a fucking call centre
>summer holidays start
>Tim gimmick explodes
why are there Year 9 kids on /brit/?
>>62213837
ive been cumming in on your palms at night
Normies are merely misunderstood
It's sad that you mock Tim for the fact that he puts his address and date at the start of his videos. It's a technique therapists have told him on how to stay grounded in reality.
>>62213921
Who the fuck is Matt. Pls respond
>>62213865
genuinely the best, most entertaining, intelligent post I've ever seen
>>62213877
how did you find this hahaha
>>62213082
yes
>>62213952
screencapping this
*barracks and harasses you*
>>62213815
why does Tim have about 20 bottles of the exact same handwash(?) stacked up behind his sink
I am watching yes minister and I wonder why they bully the LSE so much and not some other place?
>at least 3 confirmed dead
what is wrong with yanks
which one of you was it that ordered a pizza to tims then
and are you actually going to order a prozzy round his
>>62213815
What the fuck is this guy's problem with the dentist?
Can't imagine being poorer than upper middle class, how do you people even survive?
>>62213977
>posting your crap image again
>>62213961
This video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-bMKnUagc
It's another dole scounger on Youtube that sits and reviews tramp cider and talks about other trampy shit. I undercovered a whole network of dole scroungers after finding ChannelFadge. Just look at the comments and go to their videos
It is fucking. hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-bMKnUagc
>>62214045
The dentist is messing with his business
>>62213950
>Matthew Ludford
>kpop nonce
>has a degree in call centre management from Birmingham City University
>profile picture on facebook is a car
>drives a girls car
>lives in the black country
>>62213997
it's like Brown or Cornell in the ivy league
gets grouped in with the prestigious ones but isn't as prestigious so gets more stick
>>62214045
Just look at the Smug fucker. Tim's third eye is wide open and can see the corruption that the Dentist's practice causes
>>62214051
what's your annual wage
>>62214045
dentist is messing him about
/brit/ is like a flower, blossoming with creativity
>>62214087
16k.
That's besides the point though.
>>62214067
>It's another dole scounger on Youtube
Think it's a bit harsh to just label Tim as a dole scrounger, there is literally zero chance of him being employed/remaining employed for longer than a few days 2bh
>>62214115
You're a fucking tramp
>>62214045
do you not think it's strange that the dentist appears every time Tim is recording and stopping Tim from saying what he wants to say
>>62213997
Because Jim Hacker graduated from there and it's not Oxford or Cambridge.
When Humphrey says we need to take care of the Universities he hastens to add "both of them".
>>62213950
one of the k-nonces doxxed himself a few days ago when he took a photo of his laptop screen that had a CV on it, he was talking about arrogant students and how much he hates them or some shit, but left the filename path thing in the word document and some lad found his facebook
Janny went semi-mental, mass bans etc but I think he had a good old laugh because he hates the k-melts
>>62213977
inspirational
>Can't battle wild Pokemon, just swipe upwards to catch them
>Can't train your favourite Pokemon and raise their HP, just catch higher CP Pokemon as your personal level increases and just transfer your old weaker Pokemon
>Pokemon """battles""" are just tapping the screen repeatedly
Please tell me how this game is popular?
>>62214146
you can earn nothing and still be UM class, social climber scum
>>62214067
top work lad
>>62213877
>>62214067
Hahahahah literally wears the same hoody in every fucking video and his hair is so greasy.
>>62214126
He's not talking about Tim he was talking about a dole scroungers channel he found that is JUST and that he uncovered another dole scrounger
want to visit Fez
Did you get fucked up last night?
>>62214182
walking around and shit innit
although i've walked like 30km on it today and haven't moved from in front of my computer
>>62213877
get the feeling im posting with this man right now
>>62214000
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
In other news:
>Be australian
>get a speargun to the face
fucking cringing
>>62213988
need you out of business sunshine
need you out my thread
thanks obongo
http://news.sky.com/story/police-officer-shot-dead-in-baton-rouge-10504487
>>62213331
Is it possible to deport all Muslims?
considering a move to memphis 2bh
>>62214238
>>62213877
What accent is that?
>pokemon go is a form of exercise
>>62214229
royally
>>62214083
My wife keeps saying she needs a man from Brum, do you have his number?
>be normie
>experience sexual intercourse with a female human
>>62214261
That's literally the ONLY solution to terrorism
>>62214288
Noice lad. Where you at?
>>62214067
these are great, sort of cretins I imagine dwell in /britfeel/
state of his trousers too
>>62213882
the dentist needs to stop forcing his oppresive regime on tim
What can we do to stop him?
>>62214261
>one of the first crushed was a Muslim woman
this proves it
#NotAllMuslims
>>62214288
Monarchist scum
>>62213331
Fucks sake
>>62214067
>I undercovered a whole network of dole scroungers
not sure why this made me laugh so much
Cat is so excited about his real people tuna treat that he brought some with him into the living room haha. x
RIP Alan Vega
been a decent happening 3 days in a row
let's see if they can keep up the streak tomorrow
>>62214229
the arse, yes
>>62214261
>>62214311
Shame we've been stuck with multiculturalism for decades so they are rooted in our society. It's nearly impossible to just deport them all
>>62214277
for the runt who pends all day inside, a light walk fore a few minutes is heavy exercise
even though that's the same sort of "workout" doctors tell old grannies to do in order to get their blood circulating
>>62214236
>although i've walked like 30km on it today and haven't moved from in front of my computer
How? I've literally only played it whilst out, is there anything you can even do whilst sitting in the same place?
>>62213877
>>62214067
The shit some of you weird cunts find amazes me
>>62214376
what happened to-day?
>>62214393
generate a path between on a gps mocking app
>>62214329
Bomb the dentist's office and force him out of business
>>62214290
Yams yams are NOT men from brum
>>62214084
Ok thanks.
>>62214150
>he hastens to add "both of them".
lol
Is this way of looking at other places than oxford and cambridge a common thing in britain or only among people that went to those places?
>>62214434
Tim Farron is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZidAJYnj8GE
using these with the gf tonight
got 455mb free on my phone but it's not enough to install Pokemon apparently
hmm, looks like the answer was 3
*thinks to myself*
what a wonderful world...
>>62214434
see your dad's taking the divorce well
>>62213997
classism
brits are obsessed with class status
>>62214182
normies
>>62214470
*does a think*
hm
that sounds about right
carry on
A couple of police cars parked on the Nice promenade would have been enough to halt the advance of the truck.
He could have tried to ram them out of the way, but that might have damaged the truck too much and in any case would have given police enough time to catch up and shoot him before he got further down the street, and the act of hitting the cars would have dispersed the crowd instantly.
Tim no
>>62214470
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oi lad post some more dole scroungers
>>62214448
fucking hilarious it's like a chav version of athens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KJNQV1mxKI
normies playing loud music next door
why can't they at least listen to something rather than shitty modern music?
>>62214505
OR we could tell Muslims they are incompatible with our culture and tell them to fuck off
>>62214508
need you out of business
>>62214474
nice sentiment but you seem to have used a picture of a cartoon there, an """art"""" form that is used to make simple stories for children and others with that level of emotional intelligence. My question is why someone, who must be over 18 to post here, would consider this an appropriate use of time?
>>62214529
kill them all
dead normies don't make a sound
>>62214505
The police were ordered to stand down minutes before the incident happened
really makes one think
>>62214432
If you went to """"""""university"""""""" anywhere other than Oxford or Cambridge you don't actually have a higher education.
>>62214389
Let me explain, it wasnt that i was being stupid, if you were able to comprehend my post, i was pointing out the facetious and fatuous nature of your post. In other words, your post was mere rhetoric.
turkey will literally be iraq by the end of the decade
wish Tim wasn't so shit at singing
he's going to get on the xfactor or some shit and get laughed at, he'll go on a fucking rampage and rape the ocado man or something
wow lads Gareth Bale's missus agreed to marry him! I bet he was so nervous as he is only a famous multimillionaire professional footballer
>>62214236
>walked like 30km
really hope that's an exaggeration
>>62214576
And Germany will literally be Turkey.
I wonder who will get to literally be Germany.
>watch Tim video
>see Reportoftheweek has commented
>assume it's a fake account
>it's not
wew
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvADoyFAXo
>>62214512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbcz7_7__w
>>62214605
alri corbs
>>62214605
literally reptiles
what is the point of flavoured condoms anyway
do people really do oral with a jonny on
>>62214576
Erdogan firing literally everyone he disagrees with could backfire if they plan a future coup 2bh, he's simultaneously fueled his own support and his critics. Maybe just wishful thinking.
i wear my own garms
man see me on road and want arms
>>62214605
Which wars did Philip fight in? That's an impressive collection of medals.
On the So-Called "M"6 lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HRvil_1LqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HRvil_1LqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HRvil_1LqY
>>62214582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFTmGDoLKU
>>62214605
>Baldie
>>62214554
Oh it's like that, but what is the big difference?
>>62214576
>>62214621
feels good to watch the world burn
>i'm having a w@nk, and going dogging my lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc5lA8ADF1Y
He's being serious this network of dole scroungers grows deeper.
>>62214666
COR BLIMEY SATAN
>>62214634
incredible, you've got a knack for it
all this bloke's videos are him gambling and the word 'my lad' hahaha
>>62214625
Isn't Reviewbra also going insane? Wasn't he crying in a video he pulled the other day.
>>62214582
I don't think they'd let him on 'cause of his obvious mental illness 2bh
>>62214666
absolute honkers
idz filty fwank muddafuggaaaa idz filty fwank bish
>>62214625
>reportoftheweek posts in /brit/
my life is complete
>>62214364
post pics of cat :3
>>62214704
is this true? does he actually read stormfront shit? seems too innocent and 'nice' for it
>>62214675
Oxford and Cambridge are Universities, the rest are jumped-up polytechnics for plebs.
But hey, at least we have two Universities - Sweden has none.
>>62214692
Trying to lose weight and literally makes a feast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39vA2DE4wMI
Also just shoves his fingers in rice
reportoftheweek stole my youtube idea
>>62214664
poortherns btfo
>>62214758
Seems like the average alt-right kid 2bh.
>>62214767
hilarious
look at all the drama in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0Wxx50GEY
>>62214758
He regularly browses /r9k/. It is unclear to what extent he believes the shite that people spew on there and /pol/.
idz filty fwank muddafuggaaaa
idz filty fwank bish
>>62214766
>Sweden has none.
wow rude
>>62214767
>that's what slimmin werld says anyway, they say you can eat as much as you want of it and lews weeit
>>62214680
wow this network crosses all the way over to the states
>>62214704
The force is weak with this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_oGVBst9eQ
>wha d'they call that linduh? steak stew?
fucking pokemon go freezes anytime i try to catch a pokemon >150 cp
>>62214790
Hahahah fucking hell it's like little diaries someone who was on Jeremy Kyle would make after their life falls apart
I also found this which is about seaside mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvE5lDckdWE
>>62214865
>hey youtubes
>>62214820
Lund and Uppsala are pretty good no?
idz filty fwank muddafuggaaaa idz filty fwank bishidz filty fwank muddafuggaaaa idz filty fwank bish
>>62214875
what a fucking discovery you've made lad
this is fantastic
Smoking a rollup, hungover to fuck. Got in at 7am, just awake now. What's the craic, lads?
>3 Baton Rouge Police Officers just shot. - Developing.
BLM at it again lads
Cheesy Cock1 week ago
Yes this is great, kick a man whilst he is down. You are a bunch of cunts with nothing better to do with your sad lives. Grow up ffs.
>>62214875
Very good post.
>>62214766
Which of them did you go to?
>>62214891
Yes they are most renowned ones. Uppsala has created the most nobel prize winners of the Swedish unis.
the gf
>>62214820
It's not rude, you could always try to get into Oxford or Cambridge, I'm sure some of you could manage.
>Wednesday fobt play. Need money to get my pawned phone back
>>62214923
another false flag trying to discredit the black struggle
>>62214983
what does fobt mean
fuck off billionaire twat?
Jason Higgs1 week ago (edited)
Get in derrrrr lad. Go and wash the cheese off your bits. Who say's Mark is down? He makes his own choices. It's not anyone's fault apart from his that he put his address online and has moved to a skanky small flat that in his own words, stinks of piss. Would you care to explain the parts of this video which are kicking him while he is down?
Someone please find the video of him saying his flat stinks of piss
Lads I need some advice
I've been doing noporn since start of June and it's going well. But today I had a fap and I was about 70% erect, not fully and no matter what I did I couldn't get hard.
Since doing noporn I fap every 2-3 days, and I've just fapped 3 days straight so maybe that it, but does anyone else suffer the same problem?
>>62214983
hahaha I'm literally watching this right now, fucking hilarious
hairline cracks in my psyche
>>62214923
>Baton Rouge
kek
Jason Higgs2 days ago
Mark is 1 sick creature. He's using the Nice terrorist attacks as a reason to come back to youtube (1 video saying the Nice attacks has prevented him quitting youtube, then the next video about his bets today). In 1 part he's saying he has never had a passport, but then spoke about living in Egypt in 2003? How is that even possible?
>>62215017
fixed odd betting terminal
>>62214962
>How To Basic
very, very Reddit
thought Baton Rouge was in Florida 2bh
>>62214961
scandanavian nobel prize winners don't count
healthy eating for me my lad. fresh kebab
>31c tomorrow
wtf
>>62215064
>1 video saying the Nice attacks has prevented him quitting youtube, then the next video about his bets today
>>62214923
stop killing the mandem
Just spent 90 quid on 4 new tools, wew lads
I've got a rouge baton you lads can have a go on x
>>62215104
No cooking for me today my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Why is Pakistan even a country
stop posting unfunny shite please
>>62215121
now you'll be able to operate those machines extra good
>>62215033
>fap
literally fo you 13yo reddit yank
>>62215149
Muslims couldn't stomach being ruled by Hindus
going mcdonalds 2bh
>When he hasn't watched 'The World at War' several times
Red flag.
*considers killing the mandem*
*sees >>62215117*
Perhaps not then.
check out my mixtape bryuh
>>62214965
Perhaps I will just to spite you.
>>62215102
You say so because we give them out? If so I can understand you thinking so.
>George Osborne is credited in the new Star Wars films because of his tax deal for them
>Not the People of the United Kingdom
Dull cunts.
stop bullying mentally ill roadmans on youtube
thnx x
>When he hasn't watched 'K-On!' several times
Red flag.
>>62215203
Good luck!
>>62215192
Very good post
>>62215230
Thanks!
married to the money i aint ever lettin go namean
>>62214875
What the fuck is this shit
Some real potential here lad
if i ever saw a confirmed knonce in public I would literally floor the cunt and keep punching until there was no face left
>FOBT
Single most runt activity conceivable.
>>62215192
Watch it all the time lad, Although.. without sounding smug, I was quite knowledgeable about the area before venturing into the series.
>>62215192
outstanding post, Best documentary series ever made
>yes craig I do know what you mean, but today miss L got very close with Marie in the chat today to about the September allegations, bumbum was watching and it terrified him so he came up with this plan to divert attention from miss L. seaside is clever but not clever enough, he will be brought to justice for what he did, this is already in motion. ps. you top guy Goodson regardless, take it easy
What the fuck have we stumbled onto here?
lost 200 on the fobts. down to my last 4 pound. packing gambling in for GOOD
wbat's a FOBT and what does it do
>Best documentary series ever
>Not 'Stacey Dooley Investigates'
sleep tight oinkers
join your nazi friend
>Their dicks don't feel anything anymore. This is why extreme fetishes like cuckolding and interracial is so popular in America, because they can't get off normally
>Americucks and their mutilated circumcised penises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHwu0uut3k
what an interesting song
>>62215314
Some kind of code?
>No singles policy
Ah yes
>>62215349
it's a slot machine that accepts £20 notes, they have negative expected value.
Dangerously stupid people feed their benefits into them.
>>62215362
>extreme fetishes like cuckolding and interracial
h-haha yeah, can't think of anything m-more extreme than that!
Are people that smoke weed the most annoying and obnoxious people in the world? Can't fucking stand them.
All my mates do is watch weed documentaries. these documentaries are always really just shit and are just 90 minutes of "SEEEEEEE, weed ISN'T bad for you"
The lad bible is great for their views on today's social circumstance. So informative.
>>62215450
not you're more annoying
>>62215450
its annoying when I want to go for a hike/camping and my friend can;t do anything without smoking up the entire time and making asses out of themselves
>>62215450
yes, just look here for an example
>>62215467
just uploaded a new video lads x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnSmNqWDBFg
>>62215450
genuinely the worst, most boring, asinine shit I've ever seen
just grew a beard and shaved my head
oh fuck it I'm going to get drunk tonight
>>62215531
I'm on the afternoon shift tomorrow so I'll be getting hammered tonight too.
>>62215563
gotchacapcha.site
hmm most interesting
Business Idea: Take a small loan of a million quid, manufacture some quality plastic chairs, sell them to neets.
how are you doing today lads?
anyone got that picture of the alien hand
>>62215531
on a sunday?
>>62215603
I'm alright lad how about yourself?
>>62215603
alri urbanske
thoughts?
>>62215583
Thinking about it, we might have gone a bit overboard with the fire bombing
>>62215625
fine i suppose
feeling a tad anxious
>>62215648
un british
>>62215603
bar' gott, JAsá!
>>62215563
>died AFTER committing suicide
>>62215675
why's that?
>>62215648
racist
>>62215618
yes on a sunday
>>62215692
soon i'll find out if i got the job or not
>>62215603
Not well fa︃m.
Doing a suicide-think.
>>62215648
Perfect family
Here's one for you
At the start of the season, place a £1 bet on Ashley Williams to score in the game for every game of the season.
He is usually always priced around 50/1 to score, so even if he just scores 1 goal in the season, you win money
>>62214749
Posted him here before though. x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnsUq08ehY
faaackin ell lads it's all goin down!
>>62215688
not gonna die before is he? mong.. honestly
you people are all too dim and I'm too bright, need you out of business and that's a done deal as far as I'm concerned
post high quality grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc_rgxJgFJg
>>62215719
>senpai
just hurry up and kill yourself
>>62215710
Why?
>>62215717
ah well don't let it get you lad, you'll be grand.
>>62215735
thats a nice gatto
>>62215759
because I want to get drunk
>>62215738
you reckon toastie split mark and marie up?
>>62215751
Not possible
>>62215563
*commits suicide*
*dies*
>>62215603
Very good tbqh.
Roast is in the oven and the gf is ironing my shirts.
>>62215785
Why do you want to get drunk?
>>62215758
But I didn't use the word s-e-n-p-a-i anywhere in my post? You seem confused friend.
How much of this is really him?
>>62215759
does sharia law prevent swedes from getting drunk?
>google maps uses barely any mobile data
very good
>missed a booty call from a qt last night as I was sleeping
zzz
Doing an iced tea
>>62215786
Sounds like toastie has fucked up marks chances with marie cause he's jealous... It's gold nonetheless.
>>62215808
>fa︃m
kill yourself
>>62215842
Yes.
>>62215807
shut the fuck up
>>62215751
>post high quality grime
>high quality
>grime
>>62215773
cheers lad
i'll find something else if it doesn't work out, but it sure would be nice
>>62215734
no, you only win money if he scores in every game
>>62215864
reckon he's rigging the fobts too
>>62215872
NO!
Having a snack lads.
Biscuits with brie and a cup of wine.
>>62215777
Thanks 777.
>>62215860
clean your camera mate
>>62215934
Note that it's a cup because I forgot my fucking wine glasses when moving.
>>62215909
No, I meant put a £1 on him every game. I didn't mean put a £1 bet on him to score in every game.
>>62215735
there's a mouse outside my house rn >~< :o
posy your cat to me!
*types up a belter post*
*picks out a nice lure image of a slag or something guaranteed to catch the eye and farm a few extra (You)s*
*hits sen--*
*looks at page stats*
*423 posts, Pg 6*
*saves it for the nu*
Can't fool me janny.
>>62215968
i was indeed wondering why you said cup, but i didn't want to sound pedantic
rib benny harvey
If civil war breaks out can I come stay with you lads?
>>62215873
bizzaro westmids
Haven't seen cat in days
Might have died
Thing always rambles
got an armani travel bag but how am I supposed to wear the strap? The handles on the bag just get in the way and it's annoying
business idea: create new thread but don't link to it
ah yes range banned again
>>62216115
fuck off shitposter
>>62216133
FOY
>>62216036
You can stay in the shed, house if full at the mo mateyy
might do a cheeky invasion of tunisia
you lads with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxYJBWcS08
a cat recently got into my house. went frantic when i discovered it, and it tried to run through my window 3 times, made an audible noise when it crashed into it, pissed itself before finally evacuating through an open window
ffs mum is sunbathing naked in the garden again
picking things up with my mouth and throwing them around like a dinosaur slash jcb
RAWWRRRRR
new
>>62216080
>>62216193
Cum on her from the window.
we need to begin a systematic persecution against australians if im honest
what does dreaming about pissing blood signify?
>Yanks
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4t9242/child_circumcision_an_elephant_in_the_hospital/d5fok8n?st=iqqtrgg2&sh=2db44aed
>>62216252
regressed memories of sexual abuse
>>62215984
Get him, Cat!
>>62216252
Oedipus complex
Deleted a bunch of dumb cunts off my Jewbook lads and I feel so much better now.
Now I just need to delete my account........ AGAIN...
