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karen
It just occurred to me.
When they meet again Simba is a virgin, but Nala will have been getting it weekly from Scar as the alpha for years.
Scar cucked Simba for years
>Got a really sick outfit planned for tomorrow
>Probably going to be overcast and rainy
You're rover the limit
>>62220339
bit gay
>>62220339
where are you going f︃am?
1. Mexico
2. France
3. Ireland
4. Iceland
*****POWERGAP*****
5. USA
6. Canada
7. Denmark
8. Sweden
9. Th**l*nd
>>62220365
work famz
>>62220378
thailad is top notch you cunt
>>62220393
haha you're a wageslave
is the lad looking for a backpack still here
>>62220116
>>62220135
Who laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know. Who stretched a measuring line across it? On what were its footings set, or who laid its cornerstone — who shut up the sea behind doors when it burst forth from the womb, the clouds its garment and wrapped it in thick darkness, fixed limits for it and set its doors and bars in place.
Have you journeyed to the springs of the sea or walked in the recesses of the deep? Have you seen the gates of the deepest darkness? Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth? Tell me, if you know all this.
Surely you know, for you were already born! You have lived so many years!
I'm still a straight white CIS male
Watching The Chase lads
Chebs on Tyldesley
life situation rankings:
>literally obscenely rich and powerful
>salaryman
>wage slave
NORTHERN POWERGAP
>being a filthy NEETroach
>>62220393
What do you work as?
>>62220412
Fuck off you nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVJ9-blYuE
Bad timing for Molly's latest. Uploaded just as 3 more cops were shot. He must be FUMING
>>62219965
>330ml bottle of coke
doesn't exist
>>62220500
he wipes my ass
>>62220490
me at the top
>>62220500
machine operator at a call center
>>62220393
So you'll be indoors anyway
Ask someone who just marathoned two episodes of Rome anything.
>>62220490
whats the difference between salary man and wage slave? is salary man a work obtained with a degree etc while wage slave is filling up shelves type of stuff?
>>62220510
good guests
Thoughts?
>>62220516
Glass ones
>>62220563
Spending your paycheck at your birthday in London?
>>62220597
self-employed vs not
ahh yes the benzo hiccoughs
one of my favourite reddit memes is when there's a serious ama such as with someone who was tortured in guantanamo and the top rated question is "whats ur favourite sandwich? :)"
just been offered a job
>>62220597
wage slave is usually hard labour or just shit work for a meager pay
salary man is a white collar with a better pay
>>62220621
me in the suit
>>62220621
beautiful
>>62220625
ah, should have said.
>>62220458
The authorities have been notified
Used to think people saying the potato famine were saying potato family and thought they were a family of irish people who loved potatoes so much they ate them all or something.
What other weird things did you believe as a kid?
Hahahahahahhahahahaha this just happened a minute ago
>>62220658
>tfw salary man
>>62220656
(You) will do this particular job for (Me)
>Mufasa speaks to simba from the afterlife
>uses the opportunity to bitch at him for being a NEET
lel
>>62220621
not a fan. and mixed races look objectively better (rihanna)
>>62220597
wages are an hourly rate and is usually menial/service jobs. Salaries are typically office jobs and paid better. There are a few shit jobs with salaries but there are pretty much 0 good jobs that are paid hourly
>>62220378
Mexico is a fucking dreadful poster, almost as bad as Sweden.
Learn a lesson today, lads
>Just finished a two week entrance exam course
>Met this qt, young, blonde Irish bird
>She's a dental nurse and wants to become a dentist
>She's gorgeous, seemed very quiet, mature, dedicated, modest, and was pleasant to talk to. Loved her smile and her accent.
>She struggled even with basic mathematics, though I brushed it off as she seemed studious regardless
>"She'd make a great wife", I thought to myself
>Finished the course, said our goodbyes
>Get home and search her up on facebook
>Worst fears are confirmed; she's none other than a slag.
>Cakes herself in make up that brings her looks down from a 9 to a 5
>Pictures of her in slag dresses, out drinking with the girlies, vapid selfies, at the Apple store, shopping at Louis Vuitton, etc.
Ah yes, nurses.
>>62220378
Fuck off it's
1.Thailad
2.Ireland
3.France
4.Iceland
5.Sweden
6.Aussie
7.Denmark
Powergap
8. USA
9. Mexico
9000. Canada
>>62220715
>my direct /brit/ concurrent is a normie
arooooo
>>62220711
haha top banter!
>>62220687
i believed i would become an adult at age 20
>>62220711
https://twitter.com/Dr_TonyXia/status/754745098190016513 lel
>tfw no Keri Sable gf
hahaha
>Come on Bill. Why you using "SJW" as a derogatory term? I thought you were a good guy?
denmark is the best real JF on brit
Ireland and straya are literally johnny english
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769802
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769802
>>62220788
only fuck that hit hard lmoaaaa
;_;
rate my F I T T
Going to France tomorrow famalam. Just told my gf what motorboating is.
>>62220649
mine is constantly referencing the worst /r9k/ memes no matter how irrelevant it is
>>62220859
everything is there
someone's taken the ocado sticker off the door
>>62220687
used to believe in a super-being that controls everything
really makes you think
>>62220859
it is what it is
>>62220814
>Don't you not
Make when were you don't sound like a autismo spacker and maybe I'll do it.
>>62220810
Fuck off you leftie cunt
It's objectively the frog (s)
>>62220859
[cleft/10]
>>62220791
https://twitter.com/Dr_TonyXia/status/754746623842918401
what did he mean by this?
>>62220859
russian diplomat/10
>>62220911
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>62220275
Bloody good edition lad
We NEED to save him
>>62220930
he's getting in on the classic english banter i reckon
>>62220873
where are you staying?
>>62220915
>just talking to each other
>no good discussion
>asking stupid shit like "whats difference between wages and salaries" when a simple fucking google would tell them
nah i'll take denmark cheers
>>62220810
he's communist cancer and you're baiting for yous
*warps into thread wearing hooded robe so you can't see my face*
boom bye bye in a batty bwoy ead
>>62220930
Top lel the absolute madman
>>62220621
This is all Hitler wanted
>>62220983
i have literally seen him passionately defend capitalism on here
just cos he's not racist doesnt mean hes a commie you fucking retarded rorke
cock in hand watching the latest shoe0nhead vid
my breasts have gotten puffy
>Sorry - you can only post one PM on your first day as a member.
>>62220915
Frogs, Aussie, Danes and Icelad are the only good posters tbf
>>62221024
Her chebs are unreal. Look at her instagram.
Shame she's being fucked by a T*rk
>>62220930
premium bants
>>62221022
enjoying your trip home to london comrade? Thailad will be home tomorrow to join you.
>>62220971
Every single Danish post is "silly opinion that goes directly against the /brit/ hive mind"
He's fucking boring, the frogs have grasped our banter
need to use an intercom to get into the office tomorrow
how do they work lads?
do you press the button once or hold it down?
the best banter is that which pisses the most people off
>>62221024
she's a fucking rotter mate
not to mention she's a pandering little sket trying to be boxxy
>>62220993
*unzips hood*
>>62221033
>>62220915
i'm having horrible performance anxiety now
what if i can't give you any pleasure
what if i have to let the other french give i to you
so conflicted r/n
what's with caribbeans and killing gays
just found a porygon on pokemon go
>>62221109
What ever happened to boxxy?
>>62221031
give me ur slsk name haha ;)
>>62220275
why are you always so mean
why does Tim have so much handwash
>>62221145
so hi
my name is boxxy
>>62221097
gotta do the special combination, it's the companies name in morse code usually
>>62221137
batty boi git rekt mon
>>62221058
not seeing any chebposts on her insta?
>>62220791
what did it say
>>62221154
Weren't you two playing grabass in another thread? Can't believe I'm shitposting on vacation here.
>>62221212
this >>62220711
>>62221145
she does random youtube stuff now I believe https://twitter.com/catiewayne?lang=en-gb
>>62221164
>The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
>>62221165
theory: once he has enough nearly empty bottles he pours them into one bottle and refills it
>>62221137
bun fi pon batty boy I'm a heterosexual homosapien
>>62221162
sauce NOW
>>62221193
bloodclaht
>>62221182
i don't speak morse code
>>62221195
near christmas time la. dressed up as harley quinn I think
>>62221223
thanks, cba to read the thread
>>62221084
>frogs have grasped our banter
Nah the only other people who are consistently good are the Aussies when it comes to our banter.
Frogs are the best of the non anglos though.
>>62221251
better get memorising then
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html
>>62221132
Literally a yank tier grasp of banter
was making real progress in my ballbuster's anonymous support group but I had a moment of weakness on the way home from work today and I'm fucking ashamed. I was desperate for a piss, so managed to manouver my cock and bollocks out of my trousers and started to go in a 330ml bottle of coke I had lying around in the footwell. However, the bottle starts filling up too quick. Luckily I managed to pull into a layby quickly and jumped out the car, slamming the door shut. Well, in my haste I managed to trap the twins in the door. It was total, euphoric agony.
As I pissed myself in ecstasy and pain I thought back to the words of my priest and case worker, but my animalistic instincts took over, I went into a frenzy. I began slamming the door over and over again, hoping to rekindle the flame in my heart that gave life to my love for having my giblets pulverised. It wasn't enough.
At this point I'm desperate, when I suddenly realise where I am, right next to one of the busiest motorways in the UK, the M6. I popped a stiffy at the thought and waited for a gap in the traffic to cast my family jewels out onto the tarmac. Thankfully years of voluntary work as a sous-chef in return for unlimited access to their pestle & mortar and rolling pins has made my scrot incredibly malleable and elastic, spreading it across the road was no trouble.
After my nutsack had taken a sufficient pounding from the late night trucker crowd I spotted some leakage, mainly from where the staples that were previously holding my boys together had come lose, I didn't think this was a big issue until an OAP-filled minibus aquaplaned across my scrotal discharge and crashed into the side of the motorway. I managed to scrape what was left of my goolies off of the road and get away before the air ambulance arrived, I'm just hoping they can't lift any DNA off of the tyres. I'm pretty sure the M6 is still choc-a-block because of it. I'm fucking wired.
>>62221145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miCXm__obaM
>>62221230
and how does make bombing everything to dust yourself, often times targets without any strategic value, any better
if your initial reaction to hearing that 3 officers were killed in Baton Rouge is to call BLM a terrorist organisation, you are the problem.
>someone ask me if I still want to go somewhere but at different time
>answer that i don't want to anymore
>she simply answers "ok no problem"
ah yes so this is the power of looking good
>>62221164
You started the bombing tbf mate with Warsaw.
Secretly quite like Germs though, only the white ones though.
if your initial reaction to hearing that 3 officers were killed in Baton Rouge is to call BLM a terrorist organisation, you are the problem.
well
>>62221286
do you like my new meme
it's called "oh my fahd"
>>62221243
No clue lad, I got it from /mena/ and thought I might share
>>62221300
this fucking killed me fuck
sexually fluid emotional bf cancelled our evening together
>tfw noone rates you
>>62221154
I'll send it to you tomorrow. ;)
>>62221337
FONT
>>62221195
Not him, but they're alright
>>62221397
>being haram in the current year
have you not yet had enough?
I miss the old days of 4chan lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00
>>62221311
Literally just revenge. Were we supposed to just sit there and let uncle Hitler keep bombing our cities, destroying our architectural heritage, killing our people and not retaliate?
*passes away*
>>62221416
>>62221368
YOSH!
>>62221406
Fuck I knew I was forgetting someone
Top 3 selected desu
>>62221306
>I've got a great new job BUTTTT my life is so hard because I'm moving house
>being able to afford a property means my life is sooooooo hard right now you guys
Fucking hell man
is 4chan haram lads
bit of a scorcher out, nah?
>>62221300
>>62221390
YOU FUCKING CHEEKY SWINE YOU NICKED MY POST FOR FUCKING BRUCE (You)s REEEEEEEEEEE >>62219965
>>62221368
Great body
Terrible face
>>62221311
To be fair, you guys were bombing polish and russian civilians long before GB did the same to you
>>62221427
She probably has kids now.
>>62221278
Used to know the whole Morse alphabet and could write it pretty well, but forgot it all now..
>>62221406
i can send you mine though haha xx
>>62221475
what was going on in Morocco in ww1 and ww2?
>>62221472
just want to say it's an amazing post lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tONEk9YMoIw
>mosquitoes making their way in my studio while all the windows are close
literally how you flying jews of the insect kingdom
>>62221513
Germans
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769802/
Going to put my bollocks through my neighbors letterbox and have their guard dog staffy-pitbull mix have a wee word with them
is Cider haram?
Hi lads
>>62221551
not following that virus link senpai
>>62221532
>my studio
you what lol
>>62221165
OCD.
>>62221440
>>62221475
i'm not trying to defend these actions
i just think it's bad to think good of all this senseless destruction because of something as primitive as revenge
i'm not saying how much worse you are and nazis are good boy they dindu nuffin etc, i'm just asking to think of all the history you destroyed
>>62221406
>tfw no-one rates you
You're not a regular mate, My general view of Austrians if you want that, is that they are just better Germans.
>>62221532
u gonna get zika'd
who wants to be a millionaire has gone to shit
>>62221551
grammar virus
do not read
>>62221513
Nazis owned France and France owned Morocco so we were technically part of the axis but didn't do any fighting
Then the yanks landed in North Africa and Moroccans helped throughout the north african campaign and in the invasion of italy so far as fighting in Paris
>who wants to be a millionaire has gone to shit
>>62221590
basically a tiny winy flat
>>62221451
Aww yiss
>>62221505
alri
going to sneak into colchester zoo tonight and submerge myself beneath the topsoil in the Elephant enclosure, with only the twins poking out
You won't believe me lads but I was literally in Nice for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the lorry was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the lorry, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the tarmac I turned over and I could see the lorry coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the cab but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The lorry was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>62221633
many casualties?
>>62221649
just an odd way of saying it. you'd call it "my flat"
>>62221570
Bonjour mon ami
>Who wants to be a millionaire was ever good
>>62221633
i once had a talk with an almost 90 year old woman who fled from silesia to austria at the end of the war and she told us how nicely they were treated by the french and the americans until the moroccans arrived to substitute the french and they had to hide all the kids
not even the women, just the children
because they tried to buy or kidnap them all the time
https://youtu.be/5S0L29NUx3I
i kno i kno i kno i kno i kno ikno i kno i kno i kno
niggas looking for me im somewhere smoking on dope
still lookin for me nigga fucking your hoe
>>62221596
I do feel bad that the beautiful cities were destroyed but blame the Nazis not us.
le weekend je joue au foot avec mes amis
Are we gonna get a good deal leaving the EU lads?
>>62221693
okay then
it work in french desu and "my flat" is a bit of a grandiose term for the dusty dirty fartbox i dwell in
>>62221685
I dunno I haven't looked into it much but its just soldiers doing their job so who cares?
>>62221596
>history you destroyed
Saddest part about the war imo, How so many cities and places in Europe that have been there for hundreds of years were ruined and destroyed. Germany got it the worse as well, the Russians truly fucked you guys.
>>62221693
look on any estate agents for studio flat, its a rather common term.
>>62221757
on s'en beurre petite pédale
Guy in the shop just asked me if I was okay because I was talking to myself in one of the isles. It's not that weird to talk to yourself sometimes right?
>>62221722
>because they tried to buy or kidnap them all the time
why?
>>62221596
chat shit get banged
shouldn't mess with such a master of the banter craft as Churchill
>>62221714
3 2 1
All peng though
>>62221722
Kek
Not wearing clothes.
>>62221145
>boxxy
fuck off newfag
>>62221828
I'm on the nude too, love living alone desu
>>62221795
kronenbourg please mate
>>62221781
i know what the term means lad, its on estate agents because it's a type of flat, one where you live basically in one room + a toilet
no-one would call it a studio in passing though, you'd just say "my flat"
>>62221714
2 1 3
There's literally nothing we can do about Islamic terrorism short of just deporting every single muslim family that has entered our countries
Seeing news about dozens and dozens of people being killed by terrorists in the streets of Europe is going to be a weekly occurrence and it's unstoppable. You may call it defeatism, but I'm being a realist.
>>62221596
>we had no problems doing it to you but it's still your fault for doing it to us
Hmm yes...
>>62221775
>Saddest part about the war imo
sadder than the lives of 100m or so people?
Ok you can leave now you filthy Moroccan cunt
>>62221714
Would shag the two on the left
>>62221786
livestream it
Ginger beer and fish fingers with BBQ source tonight lads.
quite weird how people on here discuss things that happened before they were born as their own accomplishments/failures
>>62221873
pitty they wouldn't shag you, you shitskin fuck.
>>62221714
i often consider myself the golden standard for the heterosexual manly man stallion and i have to say i wouldn't 'shag' *sneers contemptuously at (You) those... women
just simulated running around hyde park at 60km/h on pokemon go
got a beurette GF lined up lads
>>62221596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFu-331Bbuc
>who wants to be a millionaire was ever good
My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer
>>62221853
ah righto, as the french chap said though its a fair description to define it from being a full size flat. Bit like yanks calling it a loft or something, you know what they are on about.
>>62221869
People don't matter in the grand scheme; there's always more and except for the few who rise the highest they're always forgotten
But structure, texts and tradition; history endures and it's loss is all the sadder because of it
>>62221869
My thoughts exactly another insight into the mind of racist bigots I guess :L
>>62221843
It's not like I was full on having a conversation with myself, just muttered "Oh yeah gotta get a toothbrush".
Thought it was a bit weird to think something was wrong over that.
Ahh yes, this is what we've become.
>>62221912
too fast no? shouldn't log that as on foot at that speed
>>62221872
>>62221905
behave paki.
>>62221900
i was a viking, you know
>>62221912
Not even memeing I have started playing pokemon go when I go running, I just pretend I am texting when I come across a pokemon
>>62221863
when did i say bombing english cities was okay?
it was wrong both ways
i often wish world war 1 never happened and all of this could have been avoided, but that's how things happened, still doesn't make it right
>>62221905
Could always just rape
>>62221869
Sounds harsh but yes, People can be replenished, historic places and buildings can't.
>>62221953
Most people converse with other people regularly enough that they don't need to vocalise every little thought just to hear a voice
>>62221910
and then they disappeared. Can you do this with politicians, if so do you know a floppy haired man who goes by the name of Johnson?
>>62221971
WE
WUZ
(vi)KINGS
is my internet being a mong or have all images vanished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmHrLcJQ_GM
>>62221929
pissing myself every time i read it
>>62221954
>getting your news from goybook
*electrifies the bars in your cage*
is it time to bin white women lads?
>>62221912
I think I got softbanned
>>62221954
reckon they'll get ISIS'd at some point?
>>62221991
>>62221941
psychopaths.
>>62221979
>i often wish world war 1 never happened
Same here, It's because of you fuckers kicking off we lost our empire.
>>62221971
>icelandic people
>vikings
uh, no, your ancestors were just settlers of some barren island
>>62222085
STEMfag?
>>62222047
>this whole post
kill yourself mate
*watches this undeserved (You) fall into my lap*
hah
runts
this is the last one i needed
*drives my spaceship in the sun and transcend the needs of the flesh*
>>62221991
for single historic buildings yeh, but cities in general were looking at being cleared anyway. Look what happened to London after the war with all the shitty old neighbourhoods still standing torn down and rebuilt with bathrooms, toilets and so on. There was more change than the war going on, the war just speeded things up a lot in some areas.
>>62221941
>>62221991
Ah yes the greater good and grand scheme argument, used by literally every genocidal maniac ever.
>>62222110
ROASTIE GETTING TOASTIE
northern accents make me legitimately ill
>>62222114
(Tu)
housemate keeps smoking and leaving the back door open
>runts
Smoked all my (You)s ten seconds ago lads I'm starting to suffer from withdrawal symptoms
>>62222047
Nope. Sure they are completely disgusting at this point and in many ways would deserve their fate, but it's incredibly childish to think this way. We need to rise above petty squabbling and fight for a future.
>>62221872
You know you're quite the rude cunt
hungry lads but I've already had dinner and don't have much food in the house.
fuck.
>>62222140
Not caring at all for the history of your country being destroyed, Literally yank tier.
>>62221941
In the grand scheme, Earth will once be destroyed and so will history. Therefore both terms can't be replenished.
Not an argument
>>62222096
shh, don't say that out loud
Honestly couldn't imagine being forced to fight in WWII if I lived back in those ties. I'd probably get killed really fast.
>>62222133
honestly a lot of german cities today look like utter trash
berlin is probably the ugliest big city in all of europe, cities like köln are just a mess
the ones that still have some charm are the ones that didn't get bombed to hell and back, like heidelberg
>>62222182
got one left you can have mate
>>62222193
it's Poleaboo, the resident cross dressing paki who stalks polish women.
>>62222223
GIMMEE
Don't like the normiebook lads, since I got it 1 year ago it's just made me less happy. Feel like deleting it, but all of my m8s use it. Is it possible to be a good uniboy without it?
>>62222182
are (You)
>>62222197
what do you have
i feel the urge to backseat cook
>>62221650
sent ;)
>>62222171
Now north we talking mate?
The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil.
makes you think
>>62222197
hungry but the housemate is in the kitchen
>>62222223
I am not the the guy you were initially replying to I just wanted to debate you. But alas you just make some ad hominem. Literally leftie tier.
>>62222223
SO CLOSE
>>62222222
agree desu
>>62222197
The eternal dilemma of
A :Ordering food
B: Going out to get food
C: Stay hungry
Chilling by a lake lads. Enjoying some nice evening sunshine with a doob after dinner. Good times :D
Chris Hemsworth always looks like he's having the time of his life fucking around as Thor
Why can't more actors be that happy?
>>62222246
>heidelberg
Looks lovely mate.
>>62222190
I think it might be too late m8
Africa alone is slated to have a population of over 10 BILLION by the end of this century
probably would have been a conscientious objector to the war, let all the chads go and die and i will stay here and bang ur wife
>>62222246
Most cities in Germany really are ugly, most buildings have that cheap, plasticy look to them like office buildings in industrial estates. Was upsetting to see, especially since I visited right after France and France is stunningly beautiful.
>>62222348
doxxed and reported to the ministry of degeneracy
>>62222298
Pen is saw as a marvel of science, pencil a marvel of history as is a sword. Pen beats the sword and proves that history needs to be done away with if we are ever to advance.
Got cuddled today lads
Why does poleaboo expect sympathy/take no blame for his shitty life when its literally all because of his actions that caused it
The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL
>>62222197
>>62222223
he missed the EBIN GET >>62222222
willy refuses to get hard
>latest iPhone battery is 1700mah
>manages great battery life
how do they do it
>>62222387
probably because those city were bombed to hell and back desu
also east germany was poor as fuck because of pinko commie scums
>>62222387
they were all built up quickly after the war when noone cared about aesthetics, and after that came the horrible 70's with their pragmatist concrete architecture
>>62222259
>>62222279
Cheers lads.
*Wraps a belt around my arm and starts smacking my veins*
>>62222421
how?
>>62222375
Of course it's too late. We're fighting for a future that might be somewhat tolerable to us at this point, not the survival of our civilisation. It was finished long before most of us were even born. The wheels were already set in motion.
>>62222348
Get out of the car you fucking autist
going back to watch Ghostbusters for the 3rd time today lads
>>62222496
female friend admitted she found me attractive after i asked
>>62222387
Britain is the worst at it
All of Britain is ugly grey infrastructure plus ugly cheap quick WW1/2 housing + rapid yellow cookie cutter developments
The most depressing developed country in the world
>Obama: I will not condemn these attacks until I see all the facts
What did he mean by this?
ironically bought some emoji sweets and they taste like shit lads
>>62222490
kek
had a very vivid picture of this appear in my mind
have another for the price of a custodian's monthly pay
>>62222499
>read this type of posts everyday
>white genocide, cities aren't safe anymore, the west is dead etc
>go out
>literally nothing changed
alright
>>62222506
WHAT A FUCKING NU-MALE KEKAROOONIE
>>62222490
have it back, you can't use it it if you give it back to me you sloppy bellend
>>62222489
Has there ever been a movement to restore them to how they looked prewar? Could be a major governmental project if the country goes into a deep recession at some point.
>>62222375
its expected to double to 4 billion by 2050 and then stay there
>>62221372
>sharing my webms
>:c
>>62222504
make me
>>62222553
Most our city centres are quite nice, our suburbs are embarrassing though desu.
>>62222506
le nods respectfully
>>62222626
>>62221372
what's up with the shouting amerijew in that general?
>>62222638
*makes you*
>>62222281
kden
>>62222298
>yet
hello boyos
>>62222638
*DRAAAAAAAAAAAAPES*
GET OUT THE CAR
*CLEAR* ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE
>>62222605
>there is only one (You) being passed around by the users
>it is out of space and time and ubiquitous
came a little bit from my third eye lids
alri lads
>>62222669
He's a cool guy
>>62222613
they're currently working on eradicating even the last traces of traditional design elements
because it's unnecessary and probably something something nationalist racist and nazi etc.
>>62222568
source?
>>62222659
Actually the city centres are even worse
City centres are meant to be nice, developed, pretty, historic
In Britain they're just shitty shopping places, and look the same in every town
>>62222499
Bit depressing to think about
Where will we go?
Btw all these new flag posters aren't actually JFs they're banned /sp/artans and oldfags of /brit/
t. knower
>>62222745
Obama, his mouth
>>62222626
Sharing is caring, post sauce now
had a fantasy about a girl I know giving me a bl*w j*b
>>62222756
>Where will we go
Mentality of the Syrians, kys.
>>62222734
That pic is just so depressing ;_;
We need someone to Make Germany Beautiful again
>>62222776
alri grandad
take your pills now
>>62222671
Isn't there a weird dutch company trying to send people to mars?
What to order?
>>62222585
>going outside
you're a victim of the Soros chemtrails lad, they've been convincing people "it was always like this" for years now
>>62222506
we peaked in the 20th Century and have been slowly degenerating since then
these are the end of days boys
>>62222669
No clue lad
>>62222721
it is essentially in all positions at once, a quantum (You) encompassing all of (You)
Annoys me how all the phone companies haven't managed to figure out how to make the battery last longer than a day on normal use yet. Too many resources going into octa-core processors that arent even needed.
>>62222842
shadow cornetto gf
>>62222820
Bit mean
>>62222842
doxxed
I'll be round to your gaff tomorrow evening say your prayers
>>62222842
>not on Just Eat
in the bin
>>62222842
Ask for curry and dont tell them thai or indian
>>62222842
>indian and chinese plus pizza and kebabs
they do them all? must be shite
>>62222861
i saw a black guy last week. i was absolutely bewildered, i even took a picture
>>62222842
my car on the right
did you mean to google this or what
why did you ask me
Why do brits lack facial symmetry?
>>62222793
i dreamt about wandering around outside with a girl who dont really exist (her face looks like 2 girls i know meshed together). it was nice she was like the girl of my dreams. then i woke up and everything was gone hahahahahahah xx
Who's the opposite Netherlands fellow?
>>62222842
A paki gf
>>62222585
>literally nothing changed
ahh yes france has always been a hotspot for islamist terror activity
>>62222842
one pizza pasta
ta
>>62222842
looks shite
>>62222941
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/foetal-alcohol-syndrome/Pages/Introduction.aspx
>>62222931
Post it
Why is Tarzan never shown with a beard?
Did the gorillas teach him to shave?
How? Why?
I have so many questions.
>>62222894
Because lithium ion batteries have reached their peak
There are massive 10,000 mah batteries that last for days however they're giant, probably unsafe and all done by Chinese phone companies
There is new battery technology being invented all the time but it's probably really expensive to apply, also really experimental
>>62222585
i was in stratford a few weeks ago and at one point i was literally the only white person in a crowd of maybe 200 people
>>62222506
a woman called him out so hes like "Dammit. Thank you. >.< gosh im so stupid!"
if another nu-male with less testosterone than he has had called him out he would have attacked him through a series of hundreds of tweets.
>>62222932
>No plate
Expect the rozzers soon lad, would put the kettle on now.
>why yes i do live in the most bodacious country of cuxembourg
>>62222941
Why do yanks need major dental surgery by the age of 12?
>>62222941
Island asymmetricism
>>62222941
Why are American girls literally perfect?
>>62222984
What part of "hairless ape" did you miss?
>>62222983
just a minute
>all these you's
>>62222953
Luxembourg
>another cop killed
ah yes, yanks
>>62222984
He rips his pubes and facial hair out with his hands like a real man
>>62222943
Dreamt about being with some fit French girl saw on a youtube vid.
>>62222524
happy 4 u
>>62222807
White people will thrive when they can be left alone
Somewhere in the extreme north where other races can't survive
>>62222987
Also you forgot to mention the fact that the lithium battery is tried and tested and we know it isn't going to combust. We don't really know if newer batteries con combust or not.
*is strangely attracted to rooftops*
>>62222957
you sound like a poof mate france has always been multicultural
reminder that muslims are quite literally all retarded because of the massive rate of cousin marriage in their society. this is not racist, this is not a meme.
>>62223018
But
Beard
>>62222984
Some people just can't grow beards
>>62222957
they are no true muslims only lone wolfs and deranged people jajajajaja
this is a problem of education and critics of islam are racists and shouldn't be allowed
behead infidels
takbir
>>62223078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvRDtZl5JoY
>france has always been multicultural
Laughing at this beta who got a cuddle from a woman after being called attractive and didn't know this was a social cue for sex.
It's literally a symptom of autism to not get social cues.
>>62222987
You're just reiterating my point. If more money was ploughed into battery research then batteries would be better. If Samsung or Apple released a phone that would last 3 days it would be the highest on the market.
>>62223090
this is true
every single muslim has down syndrome
*tears you a new arsehole*
>>62223015
Natural eugenics. Most of the strongest and determined moved West. Then they struck it rich and that attracted all the bitches and investors. Then boom you got Hollywood and then its all over from there.
West Coast is best coast. We siphoned off most of the perfect ones. I don't go a day without seeing at least five 10's.
>>62223015
Face like a plate, annoying as fuck/ really loud and just not funny or amusing. Literally the only redeeming features are those udders, she bloody knows it hence why she always has them on show.
>>62223015
Most are obese and the ones that aren't have had at least 10 different sexual partners by the time they leave high school
>>62223074
which is why I said they were experimental
>>62222574
>>62222605
Fuck lads I think I overdosed
>>62223090
>reminder that muslims are quite literally all retarded
RACIST
creepy bird staring at me on the tube lads
>>62223122
it has been multicultural since the 70s-80s at least
but okay you runt
>>62222585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV0gN4Qo4A8
Put the boiler on to have a comfy bath. x
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/754755982148898816
>>62223090
Recently Europe was quite the same mate especially among monarchs. Not really a solid argument. And I am racist.
>>62223041
Did you invite him, what's he doing here?
>>62222999
>a woman
>>62223134
*selling
>>62223067
t(you) la x
>>62223188
absolute madman
business idea: 4TB M2 NVMe SSDs for under £100
>>62223156
thats clearly an issue with your rating scale rather than a testimony to the west coast's hotties
>>62223188
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
*Approaches you on the street*
HEY PAL REMEMBER ME? CAN YOU LEND ME 20P SO I CAN MAKE A PHONECALL???
>>62223202
BRUHHHHH
>>62223211
alex should have performed a citizens arrest
>>62223188
Do you think they bang after their work is over?
>>62223234
going to gf her?
>>62223211
Based alex
>>62223267
all the beggars round here come up to you directly and ask you for £2 for the bus now
cunts
think i'm not drunk anymore
really could go for another liter of vodka
>>62223156
The strongest members of society were the ones who couldn't face their own problems, feed themselvesor a combination of the two are the strongest?
Because that's what the people that fled to America were, poor or running from their own problems. It's more of the fact to do with you aren't homogenous.
hmm.
https://soundcloud.com/joan-ba/hachikuji-dance-beat-1h-mix
>>62223217
I didn't
I saw lots of chinks and about 10 muslims in town today. Not best pleased.
>>62223192
this webm would be a lot more powerful if this girl were actually attractive
>>62223212
Classic 'sheed post
>>62223302
There's a lad who stands on a street near me and does this all day, and he's not even homeless.
>>62223285
go away rasheed
it would be fine if they did anyway, take your barbaric ideology somewhere else
>>62223343
Her elbows too pointy?
>>62223356
The irony of you saying is that I have The Coming of The Third Reich book opened halfway through infront of me.
>>62223363
I didn't say I was against it
I was just commenting on how cute they look together
>>62223326
I mean the American western frontier settlers brah. By then we were already a power in ourselves.
>>62223198
>since 70s-80s
>always
lmfao literally gas yourself you bellend
What do you reckon that dog is thinking? I reckon it's something like
>Fuck off you bint I don't want to take a fucking picture with you
>>62223401
>i'm racist too, accept me senpai
>>62223401
Rasheeds love Hitler and the Nazis
Mein Kampf is a best-seller in the Middle East
>>62223361
>>62223363
>>62223388
>>62223401
Rasheed.
>>62223332
Bilel.
>>62223286
probably not because i don't really *like* her, just recognise that she's pretty fit lmao. think she feels the same way, plus i'm worried it'll end badly and i'll lose one of my already very few pals baka
Ginger girls with big round arses get me going tbqh
>>62223449
Looks like he's just resting his head on her arm.
>>62223449
More or less ye
>>62223388
face too ugly
looks like willem defoe
>>62223467
Post some
>>62223461
Bizarro-rorke
>>62223467
I love ginger girls. Too bad the ones over here dye their hair or put on make-up to hide their freckles.
pretty happy lads
could go for a ciggy and a glass of wine but whatever
>>62223467
Same 2bh senpai
So who got the >>62222222?
>>62223511
post zoot
>>62223489
I'm on my phone, haven't got any mate
>>62223482
Top kek, I knew you would be a retard complaining that her face isn't plastic when she smiles.
NEW
>>62223530
>>62223530
>>62223530
>>62223509
>Too bad the ones over here dye their hair or put on make-up to hide their freckles.
Surely that's a crime?
>>62223535
some faggot alt-righter who cannot see the benefits of true Islam by the looks of things.
I AM CURRENTLY ERECT
>>62223467
Just posting an advertising image from the SFW American Apparrel website here lads, don't mind me.
Janny's on one again lads
>>62223462
take pics of her bumhole and post them here
>>62223435 →
Ah right yes. Why didn't you say Wild West then to not cause any confusion?
>>62223363 →
Rasheed, Jews started the Abrahamic religions, that is why they are literally called that.
Jews are God's chosen people.
>>62223455 →
Not racist just a white nationalist.
if you're not watching the proms fuck off
>>62223635
are Kate
>>62223462
FONT
>>62223544
not zooted haha just happy x
>>62223635
ahh yes who could have predicated there would be more islam attacks - she really is a savant
>>62223592
Literally know who this irl, where did you find this pic?
very clever janny
very clever
tick
tock
>>62223699
what does her first name start with she looks f︃amiliar?
Watching some German/Russian girl whisper about a tea cup to me.
very relaxing.
who /mommy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhdXvD4pq4&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw&index=191
>getting double replies
baiting rorkes is like shooting fish in a barrel with an AA12
>>62223699
Off her Tinder haha
Friendly reminder that all British republicans will eventually be hanged from London bridge.
>>62223717
not telling you then since:
>>62223747
>>62223755
this 2bh
>>62223747
FONT
>>62223777
why would you do this
this is very important
>>62223802
Because I know her.
anyone been to edgbaston reservoir?
what's it like
>>62223814
yes and how would you telling me what her first name starts with affect you?
>>62223839
As I told you before, druggies and a dawn muslim prayer group
>>62223839
s'alri
Canada needs to fuck off
lads why do they have to have a token black woman on every news show who is literally just their to make idiotic statements while everyone else ignores them and has a proper discussion. noticed it on radio 4 and it's happening on sky news atm
>>62223767
I think not.
>>62223839
enjoy your birthday
https://youtu.be/V4qyqQfHUMo cute riddim for the lads who catch feeling 2 easily ya dig
>>62223893
read it as tumblr for some reason so never mind
>>62223844
Never, ever dog your mates.
NEW
>>62223921
>>62223921
>>62223921
>>62223839
Nah but I might do la
Shustoke reservoir is good
>>62223839
there's a nice cafe on the SE side
was on Doctors lel
mum just asked me to buy her menopause tablets from amazon fucks sake
>>62223945
PROBABLY ISN'T WHO I THINK IT IS ANYWAY
>>62223949
is that so?
>>62223949
Post the pic again, pls Ameribro.
Business idea : automated ball scratcher
lads my sister is coming here and my parents decided that she could sleep at my flat if she wants and if im ok with it
WHAT the fuck what am i supposed to do??
Janny on a mad tear
>>62223839
know any gaffs going in selly la
>>62224045
Thank you, I appreciate.
>>62224053
Let her sleep at your flat?
how many more times can people fall for the Sam Hyde troll?
>>62224053
Let her sleep in your flat
Business idea : automated ball buster
Business idea: Automated ball buster
>>62224075
You're welcome, mon ami
>>62224072
Almost like how I did your mom.
>>62224053
Hide the cp
>>62224045
is that shoe?
>Not being able to cook well
what's your excuse?
Personally I would pull the lever. In this day and age of this "its just a prank bro" culture. I would pull the lever and let the boombox play and yell its just a prank bro just to ease the minds of the people that are about to die. They would believe they aren't going to die but actually would be -- of course it would be more moral to do so as this is the only way I can think of that would only ease the suffering of the individuals if for a day.
>>62224074
You the lad that was in Madrid?
>>62224103
>>62224104
WEW
>>62224143
Pot noodle.
just filtered Iceland. should have done it sooner desu
>>62224103
>>62224104
P O T T E R Y
>>62224084
>>62224092
idk last time she slept at mine it wasn't really nice
always bugging me for everything I do and its just getting on my nerves...
>>62224134
Yes
She's my alt-rightfu
>>62224108
(If you have more, don’t hesitate)
POST IT YOU LITTLE FUCKER
>>62224228
>coalburner
>>62224201
She's your sister. It's her job to bug you.
>>62224201
>bugging me for everything I do
Explain
>>62224053
Let her sleep at mine
>>62224228
why do some may degenerates represent the alt-right
>>62224103
>>62224104
lol
>>62224201
Well, it also depends on how long she's intending to stay.
>>62224201
Lets hope she brings home a guy and they fuck under your nose to fuck with you mentally
>>62224277
None of those people are degenerate except for Milo
>>62224228
every single youtuber in this image is stale and boring as fuck
doing a system of a down listen and a nostalgia
Trademarking the automated ball buster idea AS WE SPEAK
>>62224277
The alt-right was subverted within months of being named.
Do people even use briefcases anymore?
>>62224312
>a fucking deerkin
>>62224329
See you in court buddy.
>system of a down
need some high rated tv lads, was gonna go twin peaks but it's a bit slow and knowing that it peters out just makes it seem a bit pointless really
is sopranos any good? have avoided watching it for similar reasons
>>62224318
I like to have a wank to shoe
>>62224312
well sargon is overweight and raising his wife's son
>>62224312
>Coalburning faggot kike
>A furry
>A "totally just one of the boys" attentionwhore
>A literal, actual cuck
>>62224312
>CHS
liberal
>Sam Hyde
cuck
>Sargon
raising his wife's son
>Milo
gets fucked by blacks and brags about it. Jewish.
>Shoe
dating a roach
>ArmouredSkeptic
High pitched nu male voice
>Lauren Southern
Jewish.
>>62224379
pervert
>>62224261
shes married mate
>>62224259
she always overclean my place (I am already keen on hygiene but shes pushing it), when I do the cooking she tries to get and help me even if I'm a way better cook than her and last time she was there I noticed that she went through my stuff when I was out. She's literally raping my privacy and she has been doing so since we were kids
>>62224298
for a week or so
>>62224201
pics of said sister
listening to my chemical romance and nine inch nails
>>62224373
Watch sopranos it's good beginning to end
>>62224373
The Man in the High Castle. Sherlock.
Dont listen to the neckbeards that say Sherlock is reddit, it stays true to the original story just in a modern setting. Sherlock the Character is just the same personality.
People on 4chan say >lol so quirky
but sherlock was always like that, its just yanks trying to peddle anglophobia as a meme
>>62224367
*unsheathes lawyer*
Tch...nothing personnel kid...
>>62224357
Not unless you're a terrorist.
Are you a terrorist?
>>62224414
ermm that's not sam hyde mate
>>62224414
That's not Sam Hyde you mong, it's Thunderfoot/
>>62224472
good gimmick
>>62224373
Twin Peaks and The Sopranos are both awesome. As is The Wire, John Adams and the first season of True Detective. They're all the height of television.
Watch Twin Peaks because a new season is coming out next year and the 4chan memes will be unreal.
Sherlock went to shit in season 3, ignore the other guy.
still haven't read her message yet
Sam Hyde is satira of the alt-right.
Not the alt-right.
Next.
>>62224491
*Thundercuck
>>62224474
>>62224491
>pro Remain because he likes fucking around with chemicals in a lab on my tax pounds
yeah the "cuck" comment stands.
>>62224228
>>62224318
>>62224414
proud to say i have no idea who any of them are
>>62224508
>Sherlock went to shit in season 3, ignore the other guy.
Agreed but the first two were of really great quality.
>>62224523
READ IT YOU SPINELESS FUCK
>>62224528
he's satire of the left you fucking lefty cuck
next.
>>62224575
good lad
>>62224586
>you fucking lefty cuck
off you trot you little meme batty
>>62224586
Nope.
See the redpill skit. I have literally met him irl
>>62224616
okay daddy
>>62224559
>unironically being against funding R&D with taxes
are you a LITERAL spastic?
poo had a green tinge to it
am i dying
>>62224575
I only know about sam hyde because he makes funny videos sometimes
the rest i dont bother with
>>62224583
>first two were of really great quality.
i would agree with that, first two seasons are top notch. shame it went downhill
>>62224642
>>62224642
>>62224642
Virus do not click
>>62224586
lol go donate to his patreon
>>62224635
yeah you're right, sorry
>>62223632
>not racist
>just
>a
>white
>nationalist
wew
>>62224586
>>62224528
must be a radical centrist then
>>62224638
i'm against ALL violations of the non-agression principle. people should be allowed to CHOOSE to donate to these "causes" should they wish.
sherlock went to shit after reichenbach
>>62224452
enjoyed sherlock thoroughly 2bh, it came out before i let internet nerds tell me what to like as well so idm. Couldn't get on with man in the high castle, kinda feel like 4chan is a fan due to it having nazis in it 2bh
>>62224508
>John Adams
haven't even heard of this, will give it a go tonight, and i'll try twin peaks tomorrow
ta v much fellers
Isn't the Sherlock guy in some capeshit movie?
>>62224423
>she always overclean my place (I am already keen on hygiene but shes pushing it), when I do the cooking she tries to get and help me even if I'm a way better cook than her and last time she was there I noticed that she went through my stuff when I was out. She's literally raping my privacy and she has been doing so since we were kids
Literally just tell her this mate, You're siblings no need to sugar coat your feelings.
>>62224726
yeah doctor strange
Sam Hyde is the greatest comedic mind of our time
>>62224711
>haven't even heard of this, will give it a go tonight,
John Adams is a miniseries. The quality is godly. Every episode is majestic.
what even is the non-aggression principle? is it just being mad that you have to pay taxes to fund nice stuff?
>>62224134
you have more mate?
my other gf
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467786012386.webm
>The most (You)s I have ever got on this Mongolian autism forum is from having the same idea as some Icelandic fuck
not going to happen sweetie
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