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sersh edition
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>>62230892
too white
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bout all that
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GET HIM JANNY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce06KkLgf3w
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00NSYOQG4/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A17AS5ETPMZ9A1

Is this alright lads

I'll get an SSD separate. Shitty access to the parts market so it's much handier to just go pre-built. Never built my own either so it's not worth the hassle to save a couple of quid.
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>>62230962

naughty post
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>>62230924
coal burner
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>Papist Taig thread.

Wrong.
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>>62230962
Finally a bit of Apink <3
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>hear song on tv
>it's from a video game
>want to replay now
>11:25pm
>work in the morning

Do I do a late one?
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>>62231007
Excellent post
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>>62230972
thats actually quite decent m8
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on the codeine

feel like shit
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Could some kind lad please shop this so that the Scottish Flag is the Welsh Flag and the Irish Flag is the Northern Irish/Ulster Flag please?
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tell me a secret about yourself
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Business idea: robotic cops that can't be racist

*quickly runs to the patent office*
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the gf
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>>62230892
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*sweating man walking towards camera*
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>>62231061
I like camping
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>>62231028

read a book
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>>62231071
Very brave of you to date a transgender lad
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>>62230892
Had a dream about her last night for some reason
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>>62231065
i'd buy that for a dollar
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>>62231061
once took pictures of a girl sleeping
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>>62231071

dem brows
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ruslad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ41fYXq7u4
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Saw Ghostbusters reboot and loved it. The bad press about it so blatantly sexist. Acting like they remade Citizen Kane with all gerbil cast.
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going to have a wank and then think about what I'm going to do with the rest of the evening
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>>62231039

How did you get it?
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>>62231058
no
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>>62231039
you're supposed to feel mellow mate
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>>62231007
dont you have an israel flag to be worshipping?
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>>62231061
i've started to w*nk to femboys and twinks and cum harder than i do when w*nking to girls

i feel weird and guilty about it though

hope this feelings decreases the more i wank to qt boys
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>>62231084
NONCE
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>>62231095
Don't have any.
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>>62231084
>>62231071
>>62231133
FONT
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>>62231145
just see how it goes
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>>62231082

Yum.
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>>62231154

darkweb
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one sheet of the rizla is all I need
break off a little chip of cigarette and mix it up with the weed
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>New York Times review of the new Ghostbusters
>"Women are funny, get over it!"
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>>62231177
Femboys are a very common fetish for straight men
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>>62231148
It's strange you know, they're the 3rd most popular group by album sales but nobody seems to have heard of them, nobody ever mentions them and there's never any articles about them
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WEW she messaged back fast
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>>62231145
beddo time :]
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>Don't have any.

How can you not have ANY books in your vicinity? That's fucked.
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>>62231245
FONT
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>>62230962
Post slug

>>62231010
Who's your favourite Apink? I like Hayoung and Chorong
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Post your face when you realise Thailad is literally on his way home to reclaim his nonce territory back from the local pakis
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>>62231226

Good lad
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>>62231247
not for 4 hours at least :3
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having a call with the gf lads
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>>62231226
this
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I'm a sissi little negboi who needs to get all pozzed up
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Law & Order SVU got really weird, really fast
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>>62230892
>>62231082
>still no sersh gf
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>>62231272
Namjoo desu lad, although it's always been hard for me to pick just one
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>>62231282
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does 'she wants a man from brum' actually refer to white women wanting big black willies?
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what is the feeling when u know ur oneitis is with another lad and she tells you abt it
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Two trolls trolling eachother have been going for three fucking threads
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>>62231341
Same that's why I chose two even though I like them all, also good taste, Namjoo is underrated
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>>62231326
I'm watching SVU right now

P crazy that you would post about it at the same time I have it on the tv
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>>62231293
shut up bruv you smoke with zig zags haha
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Shaykh Abu John al-Amerki addressing the Rafidi Mushrikin, mu'minin, apostates and kufr
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some good submissions on the asianhotties subreddit this month lads
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missing person
im a missing person
im gone thats for certain
if they love me i might hurt them
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>>62231326
made this spicy meme way back when
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>>62231315
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>>62231401

*fucks a bowl of cheerios*
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>>62231061
once tried to hang myself by my tie from an overhead pipe in the school toilet cubicles when i was 14, but i fucked up the knot, it slipped and i smashed the back of my head on the toilet and was knocked out for a good 5 minutes, i told no-one and went to my lesson after
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>>62231401
>this machine kills infidels
creasing 2bh
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im completely zooted i think my gf noticed oh no no thats not good
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>>62231423
holy fuck that's funny I'm dying over here
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>he doesn't use EZ Widers
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>>62231327
>tfw
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>>62231423
Why does he have a beretta 92?
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>>62231401
>this machine kills infifdels
/his/ actually did it
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thoughts?
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>>62231286
in bed now xox
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>brits
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>>62231415
check out /r/asiansgonewild tbH
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>>62231441
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>>62231487
me on the left
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>>62231470
How can she be so perfect?
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Going to get home really late and be tired all week

Fml
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>danes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g
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i tried so hard to take a picture of my coworker's ass for you guys. it's the best, most shapely hips, ass, and thighs i've ever seen. i couldn't. i'm sorry
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>>62231423
Step it up, fag.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468795035077.webm
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>>62231498
>discount swedes
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Today I met with my undergraduate advisor to discuss my major, or lackthereof. I still haven't declared anything. For the past two and a half years I've taken six courses per semester across a wide variety of fields. Mathematics, thermodynamics, film analysis, fiction writing, philosophy, middle eastern history, native american history, linguistics, german language, cognitive psychology. Whatever seemed interesting I'd take it. I aced every class that I didn't drop, always for being too boring.

My professor said, "What the hell do you want to do, though?"

I said, "I don't know. Go to the woods. Write stories and paint. I like animals. Maybe I'll adopt a raccoon or something."

"But realistically," he said, "What do you see yourself doing five years from now?"

"I don't know. Why would I care about that? If there were something I wanted to do five years from now, why don't I just start doing it now?"

"That's exactly my point. You need to find something to focus on, and start focusing on it now. With a job market like this, you need at least a year's worth of internship to get hired at any decent company."

"I refuse to work for any company."

"What?"

"I will not work any job where a manager dictates what I may do and how I may do it, and I refuse to take any managerial position. I work alone, on my own terms, at my own pace."

"The real world doesn't work like that."

"Fine. I have no interest in the real world anyways. I think I'll go into the woods after all."

Dumb spook could barely even speak. Not that I would have cared what he had to say. I was already writing my manuscript in my head while filling out the forms to drop out of that spookhouse.
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Figured out who keeps taking over the gym by my house lads

It's a cab driver, saw him parked there at 3am playing it during my comfy night cruise
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533
>a
FOY
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>>62231487
>smokes often


de
gen
eracy
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>>62230972
looks fine
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>>62231500
yeh thats a good sub
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>>62231459
post it
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>>62231061
I have no friends
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>>62231487
>nosering
Puts me off, I don't understand how people like them.

Also I've never understood what normies mean by "want to date but nothing too serious" or "just keep it casual", what do they mean? do they actually want to date people or just meet up and fuck?
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>>62231533
and got so far
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>>62231549
0:35 it's in it
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NOW
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>>62231498
get out d*ne reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Turkish Civil War is starting lads

https://twitter.com/Zinvor/status/754782323875414016
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>>62231487
>tumblerina and her orbiter

Go for it lad, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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>>62231533
you'll get the chance sooner or later mate just be patient or you'll get caught taking it, wouldn't want you getting into trouble x
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>>62231061
i punch, slap and call myself names when i get upset
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3RlP6lDg2s

What did they mean by this?
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OH SHIT
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>>62231423
>My legs are ok
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>>62231415
Damn she looks just like one of my former flatmates

I could've fucked her if I wasn't ultra autistic haha
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>>62231631
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>>62231608
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>>62231058
hard to make the welsh flag square
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>I will not work any job where a manager dictates what I may do and how I may do it, and I refuse to take any managerial position. I work alone, on my own terms, at my own pace.
>I have no interest in the real world anyways.
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>>62231646
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>>62231639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE
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>>62231423
That game makes absolutely no sense.
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>not replying to yourself for a surplus of (You)'s
lmfao do u even hack
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Years of social isolation has ruined me

Fuck this "shy" meme
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>>62231642
>Damn she looks just like one of my former flatmates
woah, you've lived in a flat, mate?
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v. important kot
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>>62231631
hot
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don't want to go to work
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>>62231690
Just follow your orders and kill Jian scum
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>>62231703
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>>62231604
Reminds me of the show I'm watching on Netflix now it's called The Last Kingdom

It's about the last of the Saxon kingdoms (Wessex) fighting against the Danish who have conquered almost the entirety of England
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my gf told me "i love you" and i got scared haha x
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>>62231754
>it's called The Last Kingdom
>It's about the last of the Saxon kingdoms

REALLY MATE
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>>62231587
but in the end i couldn't
>>62231622
only working another week and i rarely see her at a time when it'd be normal for me to have my cell phone out, and today she was wearing yoga pants which she never does. all the highschool girls who work there hate her guts. i literally overheard them saying "_____'s butt is so huge but it isn't even good looking, it's gross. it's too big, it's got cellulite"

and sometimes she does act like a bit of a bitch to people who aren't me but i think she's fond of me
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>>62231703
>tfw shy extrovert
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Who here would support kicking out the Jock bastards so the rest of us can go alone unimpeded by their faggotry?
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spent weeks drawing this aha what am i like
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>>62231735
Most of the orders didn't make much sense, it's like they were translated literally from Polish or wherever it was made.
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>>62231771
>>62231778
>>62231782
font
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>>62231690
meta
>3x metastreum reroll until all green
>damocles
>bk444 (early game use ka93 or armor piercing sniper for certain targets)
>cyber legs
>research medkit asap
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>>62230892
why does the janny allow an irish thread to stay up and not a korean one?
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Playing Gat Out of Hell.

Why is the Devil singing?
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>>62231802
You must make them bend the knee

Their insolence cannot continue
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tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3RCb0I5D7k
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should i watch the peep show from the start
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>>62231810
M8 that pic is old as fuck you didn't draw shit
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*spits on all normie faces*
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>>62231810
you play DF?
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>>62230892
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>>62231860
subtle gimmick
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>>62231867
no no i drew it
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Fuck now they're all singing.
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>>62231754
kek i actually had that picture on my computer from posting about it back when it was on the bbc last year

really good show tbqh
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>>62231860
yeah it's pretty good. my favorite episode was when the blonde guy pissed his pants. on netflix i believe
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>>62231810
Nice dwarffortress art
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oneitis has a better job than me
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what do you think itd be like to just like


quit posting for awhile..
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>>62230892
I thought he was fat
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>>62231856
whitehouse is neat
https://youtu.be/ZZt_VUvVXMg
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chinky is here
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>Once I was seven years old, my mama told me, "Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely."

>Once I was eleven years old, my daddy told me, "Go get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely."

>Soon I'll be sixty years old, will I think the world is cold Or will I have a lot of children who can warm me?
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>>62231917
She is
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>>62231802
>"kicking out the Jock bastards out"
>keeps norn iron flag
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>historical fiction
why would you want to watch this, reeks of autism if you ask me
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Far too hot lads
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>>62231945

back to the runt cage with you
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>>62231832
these are barely words m8
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zoot and xan just left earth
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>>62231941
The Irish voted less decisively for Remain despite having much better reasons to than Scotland. I can understand them not voting Leave, whereas for the Scottish it's just pure faggotry.
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Been awake like 10 hours and now I have to go to try sleep for work fucks sake
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thoughts?
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so little confidence i cant even post on facebook anymore because of my fear of dissaproval
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>>62232008
i don't think you understand
there is no need to be upset
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Great lads!

Canada and Australia have already said they would be happy to continue trading with us.

Except for the fact that neither of those countries are even in our top 20 countries we trade with.

Fucking brexit retards man
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>>62231941
>Norn Iron stands to lose a FUCKLOAD more than anyone else in the union, should the UK leave
>still has more Leave votes than Scotland
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>>62232043
handsome x
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>>62232046
this post is not good
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>>62232046
Same lad
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>>62232043
11
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too depressed to wank
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>>62232056
>Except for the fact that neither of those countries are even in our top 20 countries we trade with.
Because of the EU.

United Commonwealth soon.
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>>62231934

>I was eleven years old, my daddy told me, "Go get yourself a wife

rasheed
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very tired lads

going to pass out quite soon after i close my eyes

could still do with being tucked in though :3
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Annoying redditors lads
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>>62232046
No one posts on Facebook apart from people who post shit everyone disproves of anyway

Exception is photos, statuses are for gays though
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>>62231810
nice
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>5'11"-6'2" isn't tall

t. bitter manlets
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>>62232046
before i had 70 to 90 likes on my facebook profile picture
now 10 to 25
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>>62232032
>>62232079
it was more alluding to the fact that norn iron was/is a scottish settler colony
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need a slade/general rugby bf ideally
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>>62232056
That's because the EU stopped us trading with them

Getting lamb from new zealand would have been cheaper from getting it from France if wasn't for EU tariffs
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how do you spot a redditor?
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>>62232183
some me
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>>62232171
post toot you filthy Norman
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>>62232183
Only one me tbqh
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>>62232183
came up thats all me
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I think i might shave my head soon
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>>62232196
thinks brexit is bad

went to university/is a student
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>Have to wait 4h on Heathrow this afternoon
>They have wifi
>Noice.jpg
>try to visit www.4chan.org
>Attention, this site is blocked!
>mfw

Why are bongs such cucks?
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>>62232183
Our system thinks this post is spam
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listening to a chomsky speech

he said

>Look at IRA terrorism, at one point they practically murdered the entire British cabinet

Is this true?
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>>62232262

to be fair it was a poorly made cabinet
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why wouldn't anyone tuck me in :/

am i that hideous :'[
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>>62232176
Biggest immigrant group from GB is England.
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>>62232196
look at the post number
if it ends in 62232196 it was posted by a certified reddit child
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>>62232262
When will he admit he's a Muslim convert?
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The traits and characteristics inherent to the weak personality of modern day manchildren

Please let us know how many of these apply to you

>Masturbates daily
>Obsessed with women like a pathetic horny teenager and objectifies them
>Main objective in life is to try and have casual sex
>Little family values, winces at the thought of marriage and children
>Vain and shallow, spends a lot of time staring at himself in the mirror
>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
>Judgmental, gossip, whisperer, makes comments behind peoples backs, assumes the worst of others
>Opinionated, likes interjecting comments into other people's discussions
>Obliviously impolite or inconsiderate
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''retarded''
>Swears too much, even if its around mates
>Bickers, argues, confrontational, has been in an avoidable fight in his adult life
>Has ever done illegal drugs or thought about doing them
>Cares about fashion and being trendy
>Cares too much about what phone, watch, car etc. that he owns
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
>Cares at all about the ''likes'', friends or attention he receives on social media
>His social media profile picture is a selfie
>Listens to objectively bad music like metal, rap, electronic, whatever
>Self-pitying, can't accept responsibility for mistakes
>Makes harmful lies, can't be honest and forward with people
>Didn't study a STEM subject, or work in a skillful trade, and therefore knows nothing about hard work
>Never been under pressure to not disappoint acquaintances
>Never experienced true grief or loss

Oh, and last of all:

>Spends hours on end blissfully talking about meaningless rubbish on a Japanese online image board, not realising that his youth will not last for long
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>>62232124
We trade more with tiny 4 million population Ireland than with Canada and Australia combined

You really think that's just because of the EU?

>>62232195
Why would there now be no tariffs on lamb outside the EU? Just disregard protecting British agriculture altogether? Tariffs serve an actual purpose you know
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>>62232246
Should have applied for your 4chan licence before you came here silly
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fuck sake she lives in ontaRIO REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62232240
what if you're pro brexit but are a student?

asking for a friend
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>>62232316
>Ireland is in the EU
>Australia and Canada are not

hmm really makes you think
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>>62232298
*pulls the covers over your face*
much better
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Want to play golf but clubs are at parents house.

Raging 2bh.
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>>62232240
>>62232336
s-same here
>>
>yfw Yurop is exporting their normies to enjoy your country more then you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I could knock any of you out with ease
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>>62232285
I bet she did
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>>62232357
:(
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>>62232246

>using commercial air travel and not flying your own personal aircraft

spotted the real cuck ;)
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>>62232336
then you should know better
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>>62232383
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>>62232357
quality post
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>>62232381
Disgusting
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>>62232336
Theory: the only students who are pro brexit are shut in autists that avoided some of the leftie propaganda
>>
never posted on reddit
don't have twitter or snapchat
do have facebook and instagram
>>
>>62232443
>>
Just caught a ~450cp Magmar and the game froze REEEEEEEEEE
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>>62232454
I'm an outgoing normie twat student who voted leave and made told people I was voting leave when they asked me too even though everyone else I knew was remain
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>>62232462
Wtf all those are the literal opposite for me
Do post on reddit
Do have twitter and snapchat
Don't have facebook (deleted it two years ago) nor instagram
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>>62232352
The UAE aren't

Still trade more with that tiny non-country than Canada and Aus
>>
do people actually unironically use facebook?

i have an account but it has nothing on it, no posts, no pictures, no nothing. and all the security is maxed out to the point where my fb friends cant even post on my wall

have 400 fb friends
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>>62232462
good lad. facebook and instagram are the only good social media
>>
brexit was a bad thing
no point complaining now though
just going to go and live somewhere better as soon as possible
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>>62232389
*removes the covers from you face*
*tucks you in extra tight so you can't get back up*
*kisses you on the forehead*
*gives you a (You)*
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>>62232527
peak tings lad
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>>62232381
me on the right, out of the shot, unsheathing my katana in preparation for executing cara for this heinous act of betrayal and treachery towards queen and country
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>>62232462
do you want a medal?
>>
>still can't upload images without getting a connection error

It's been a week lads, I've got a massive backlog of shitposting to do
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>>62232454
probs, i have no mates after three years and just spend all my time sitting in my room on 4chan, like right now!!
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>>62232454
Yes, I'm an autist so you might be right
>>
>>62232527
Yeah fucking cunt game this happened to me like 20 times this afternoon when catching a high CP Pokemon
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>>62232568
shes too far gone lad, shes already adopted the REAL football
>>
>>62232462
Same lad
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>>62232509
I'm raging right now
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>>62232462
and you've never had friends or a girlfriend.

well done.
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>>62232546
had 500 friends before I did the massive cleansing. now it's 150
>>
>>62232390
>>using commercial air travel and not flying your own personal aircraft

Lol, nice that you brought that up, I probably have more flighthours than you lad.
>>
>>>/lgbt/6574963
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>>62232561
thanks lad :3

*actually turns off laptop*
*turns off bedside light*
*goes to sleep*
>>
>>62232560
Brexit will be a good thing for us now, you'll see

We just need to fucking leave first
>>
>>62232532
are you also 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse?
>>
>>
>>62232330
>>62232546
FONT
>>
Following these legs home desu lads
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>>62232635
6'3 and nah kinda skinny but recently started going to the gym, so brick shithouse soon
>>
>>62232648

pure ideology
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>>62232634
i
disagree
but as i said, im outta here
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>>62232614
She's so out of touch with Britain now she doesn't know she's swearing.

She won't be missed tbf, she'd only be good for a facial.
>>
/fit/ sticky is a bit lengthy
Suppose I'll be alright like this for a while longer
>>
>girls reach their physical prime 19-21
>graduated uni 7 years ago

I'm not gonna make it, you lads go on ahead without me
>>
Nothing high class about sucking rubber.
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>>62232560
glad that all the lefty traitor fuckwits are leaving 2bh, bye bye
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>>62232740
>girls reach their physical prime 19-21
t. mgtow
>>
just finished a VERY nice wank
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>>62232740
>implying we were ever waiting
>>
>>62232740
No they don't you virgin

Their prime can be well into their late twenties
>>
made a video for you lads

https://youtu.be/yl4bxfzKM3w
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>>62232632
Goodnight la~ :^3
>>
feeling sad, empty and alone lol x
>>
>>62232773
bit gay
>>
>>62232785
Teal Swan>Infinite waters
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>>62232772
same

now for a period of thinking

there are quitea few things i want to do not sure which to choose
>>
Was throat fucking my gf and things got a bit out of hand. I accidentally rammed a bit too hard downwards and I tore her tongue frenulum. In her pain she sort of pulled back too fast and she gave a little cut to my dick frenulum.

Hilarious doctor call.
>>
>>62232784
Fembot detected
>>
Is sucking a feminine penis gayer than sucking a masculine penis?
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>>62232756
>traitor
laughing my ass off at you lad
>>
>>62232632
Why are you still here and reading this post? Fuck off to sleep you cunt
>>
>>62232772
nice. what did you jack off to?

t. bout to get laid
>>
>>62232818
I love you and hope yo'ure okay mate
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>>62230892
ugly bitch
>>
>>62232842
do it and find out
>>
>>62232827
>>62232861
FONT
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the whole madeleine mccann thing was the main reason i voted brexit desu
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Hannah tbqh
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>>62232852
>ass
Go home yank
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Going to binge watch SpongeBob.
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>>62232919
Same
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>>62232748
That's a bit over the line
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>>62232827
kek, wish my gf let me
>>
Just watched Black Hawk Down again, now me allergies are acting up and getting my eyes all watery like
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>>62232919
Margaux
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>>62232922
englands my home fella :)
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lads i've literally forgotten how to make friends

unless alcohol is involved, everytime i am put into a situation where i am meeting new people, like a new job, i come across as such an awkward twat with no personality and i feel like people don't like me
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>>62231058
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>>62232957
Sorry lad will this make up for it? Can you ever forgibe me?
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>>62232925
Classic
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>>62232980
>crying over a movie
>>
>brain drain
this triggers the brexiteer
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>>62232984
>tfw your parents didn't send you to the French immersion school
>tfw you will never be surrounded by French girls whose parents are working in the States
>tfw you will NEVER have a teenaged French gf
>>
>>62233017
Consider yourself forgiben m8
>>
Just watched Behind Enemy Lines again, now me allergies are acting up and getting my eyes all watery like
>>
rashford or BASED PULISIC
>>
>>62233059
You probably cried when they strafed all those Muslims with the helicopter faggot
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4t9w78/excluding_my_mom_whats_the_worst_sex_youve_ever/d5ftn37
>>
>>62233075
less competition for british graduates to get a decent job desu
foreign twats out
>>
>Morocco lad all over the place
>mexicANO lad nowhere to be seen

really makes you think
>>
haven't brushed my teeth in a week, guess its fine right
>>
>>62233003
THIS
H
I
S
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>>62233093
she was perfect man... wish things didn't go south with her. had the best year of my life
>>
>>62233128
>reddit
stopped reading right there
>>
>>62233139
do some sleuthing you are nearly there
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>>62233132
>less competition
>a good thing
ah yes, this so called "right wing"
>>
>voting for Brexit
>all Euro immigrants have to leave
>no cheeky international banter
>not having Britain be a real-life /brit/
you niggas done goofed
>>
left my m8s apartment yesterday with $36 worth of MY beer in his fridge to go clean up so we could drink and go out and he hasn't answered his phone since

Gonna make a fake Grindr account using his identity and distribute his phone number
>>
>>62233205
in economic terms, /brit/ is a very left wing general
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>>62233128
I too am shocked that normies use Reddit.
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>>62233205
tell me how less competition for graduate jobs is a bad thing for someone graduating soon
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>>62233132
sherlock holmes over here
>>
So apparently there's this Facebook live map thing where you can watch slags streaming
>>
>>62233003
True lad

Made a large new social group of some lads and girls on a course just two weeks ago. It was hunky dory for the first few days, but already some dickheads are being disrespectful and immature, or as they call it, "just joking man". And everybody fucking whispers and gossips. I view them as teenagers even though we're all adults.

I guess I'm just not cool or funny enough. I'm a quiet lad and I show nothing but politeness and consideration towards others, which makes me an easy target.
>>
>>62233250
ahh so they're just racist and want free stuff then

very political
>>
>>62233250
This, anti NHS twats need to leave
>>
preparing a sick war dub to duppy all the yanks in this thread
>>
>>62233265
cool
>>
>>62232925
lol
>>
lads
if i want to get into game of thrones
should i just watch the last two series' or so
cba with all those hours
>>
tribs
>>
>>62233332
>if i want to get into game of thrones
let me stop you right there hoss
>>
do NOT engage with the nonce
>>
>>62233296
essentially yes
people's politics are almost entirely derived from their own self-interest
>>
>>62233307
>>62233307
>>62233307

New
>>
>>62233250
It's called being national socialist
>>
>>62233333
>>
>>62233293

workplace politics are at about year 8 level in terms of how pathetic immature and petty things get
>>
>>62233332
watch the first season rest is shite
>>
>>62233305
>muh NHS
You realise no one is actually anti-NHS right?

>>62233332
No watch it from the beginning you idiot. There's no way you'd understand what's going on if you you picked it up in the middle
>>
>>62233235
>all Euro immigrants have to leave
What is this meme?
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>>62233365
Janny's gonna do his NUT in.
>>
>>62233127
Why would I be crying over the deaths of people I know nothing about? I'm not a faggot like you.

>>62233139
I'm the mexicANO, on holiday here
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http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Am-Attracted-To-Arab-Guys/1608368

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/flirting/q733520-am-only-girl-who-extremely

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/1ezxh4/what_are_your_thoughts_on_arab_men/


>take dat white boy
>>
>>62232861
vid clips of traps with VERY feminine asses (no homo)
>>
fucking janny what is he up to
>>
FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF ZERO COMPENSATION
>>
>>62233365
guess he's back
>>
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HE'S
>>
JANNY THATS IT

GET TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
>>
getting really sick of this thread deleting

>>62234175
would you put your willy inside a bowl thousands of men have put their willy in?

(if you have ever sat on a pubic toilet the answer is yes)

it's not a fair comparison
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>. For Tobacco being a common herbe, which (though under divers names) growes almost every where, was first found out by some of the barbarous Indians, to be a Preservative, or Antidot against the Pockes, a filthy disease, whereunto these barbarous people are (as all men know) very much subject, what through the uncleanly and adust constitution of their bodies, and what through the intemperate heate of their Climat: so that as from them was first brought into Christendome, that most detestable disease, so from them likewise was brought this use of Tobacco, as a stinking and unsavorie Antidot, for so corrupted and execrable a Maladie, the stinking Suffumigation whereof they yet use against that disease, making so one canker or venime to eate out another.

>And now good Countrey men let us (I pray you) consider, what honour or policie can moove us to imitate the barbarous and beastly maners of the wilde, godlesse, and slavish Indians, especially in so vile and stinking a custome? Shall wee that disdaine to imitate the maners of our neighbour France (having the stile of the first Christian Kingdom) and that cannot endure the spirit of the Spaniards (their King being now comparable in largenes of Dominions, to the great Emperor of Turkie) Shall wee, I say, that have bene so long civill and wealthy in Peace, famous and invincible in Warre, fortunate in both, we that have bene ever able to aide any of our neighbours (but never deafed any of their eares with any of our supplications for assistance) shall we, I say, without blushing, abase our selves so farre, as to imitate these beastly Indians, slaves to the Spaniards, refuse to the world, and as yet aliens from the holy Covenant of God? Why doe we not as well imitate them in walking naked as they doe? in preferring glasses, feathers, and such toyes, to golde and precious stones, as they do? yea why do we not denie God and adore the Devill, as they doe?

Based King James desu.
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>>62234240
Now go home and get your fucking hotpocket
>>
>>62234054
>>62234054

yeah thats the worst feel
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Wew
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Do you reckon there's a place where girls share their feelings about their exs? Facebook?
>>
>>62234306
real life
>>
facebook is like porn got women
>>
>>62234306
All grills talk about is lads tbf lad
>>
what do brits call one armed bandits?
>>
>>62234371
This is correct.

t. grill expert
>>
i just shatner my pants
>>
welp, gonna wank my stonker, then I’m off To Bedfordshire
>>
>>62234371
>>62234391
Is this actually true?
>>
>>62234371

heard one talking about Big Brother the other day though
>>
>>62234306
yeah girls have social lives and friends to confide in and they also have more emotional outlets than we do. instead of using 4chan as their only close confidant they can call, text, facebook, facetime, snapchat, instagram, pinrest upvote and of course have face to face contact with anyone in their circle at any time and express their feelings for hours on end.


we're lucky if we get a few feels posts with other anonymous nerds that we'll never truly know that live hundreds if not thousands of miles away
>>
someone posted in the last thread that they wanted to hear the song that gets played in arcades and now i want to hear it too
>>
>>62234402
>>62234408
>>62234383
bizarre posts
>>
>>62234428
we can do that too, we just choose not to
>>
>>62234422
Yeah, go to any grill-oriented website (Elitedaily, Buzzfeed etc); 90% of the articles are either about boys, pop culture or trivial bullshit ("18 Signs You Spend Too Much Time In The Shower").
>>
>>62234422
>>62234391
>>62234371
"In one ancient Greek myth, Zeus and Hera argue about who gets more pleasure from sexual intercourse—the man or the woman. They ask the prophet Tiresias, who had once spent seven years of his life as a woman. Tiresias answers that if sexual pleasure was to be divided into 10 parts, only one part would go to the man and the remaining nine parts would go to the woman. All over Europe, it was believed that women had great sexual desire and thus were labeled temptresses. Why else would childbirth be worthwhile if the sexual pleasure was not greater than a man’s?

How and when this stereotype became reversed is not exactly clear. "
>>
It would be an extremely painful guy for Doctor Pavel here
>>
anyone ever go to make a post but decide not to post it for whatever reason usually rooted in fear?


i used to be a fearless shitposter in my prime but i've started coming here a bit less and now i've become a bit more hesitant. like an athlete thats too afraid to execute simple moves in their best sport. i'm a broken shitposter, past my prime.

gotta get my groove back...
>>
>>62234566
That was just a story they made up to justify raping slavegirls lad.
>>
>>62232139
haha get fucked with your tucking in nonsense mate get absolutely fucked
>>
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
>>
>>62234528
this really made me think

i don't think i've literally ever typed in buzzfeed.com into my browser bar but i have been on that website numerous times. Starting to understand clickbait i think
>>
>>6541832

I'm amazed that I keep finding /brit/ has colonies everywhere tbqh
>>
>>62234632
VERY good lad
>>
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I've laid my hands on the ill, given them health. I've healed the sick. I've even touched the dying and given them life. God has given me a special gift.
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>>62234640
>not having colonies in the future
f︃am
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>anyone ever go to make a post but decide not to post it for whatever reason usually rooted in fear?
>i used to be a fearless shitposter in my prime but i've started coming here a bit less and now i've become a bit more hesitant. like an athlete thats too afraid to execute simple moves in their best sport. i'm a broken shitposter, past my prime.
>gotta get my groove back...
>>
>>62232139
*bucks you in*
>>
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*tackles my way through the runts*
>>
Carl Sagan was a ridiculous ponce
>>
deep down i feel like im a father figure to my cat
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bucks mentioned
>>
>>62234720

Outstanding stuff lad
>>
>>62234682
lookz lyk a trmpt mthpiece wen its all fukd up lyk that 2bh fám
>>
>>62234640
There are /brit/s on /b/ /v/ /r9k/ /soc/ /pol/ /o/ /lgbt/ /cgl/ and technically /sp/ as far as I know
>>
>>62234706
VERY good post
>>
>>62234720
(you)
>>
>>62234720
Hmm
>>
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>>62234720
>>
>>62234700
i like his work 2bh.... he had a cool way of looking at the world around us.....
>>
*spin kicks you*
>>
>>62234720
How the fuck did you guess your own post number
>>
NEW THREAD:

>>>62234769
>>
Can get a maximum of 6 hours sleep now

Fucks sake
>>
Nearly home

Do I have a wank or go straight to bed?

Bear in mind I have work in the morning
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>>62234740
Yeah the /lgbt/ one was the one I was trying to link to; it's incredible really, it's almost identical to Classic /brit/ in almost every way, just slightly less references to boipucci kek
>>
>>62234720
Prepare to be jannied
>>
>>62234785

script kiddie
>>
when marijuanas legal i want to run my own weed-bar and i want it to be among the best weed bars in the world. they'll eventually give out michelin stars or something considered prestigious like that and i'll have a weed bar thats considered among the best in the world and people from all over the world would stop by on their travels.
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