The Commonwealth of England, Wales, and Ulster Edition.
>Kick out the treacherous Jocks WHEN?!
caran
oh janny is not gonna appreciate this
not one bit
the song that gets played in arcades has yet to be posted
Real Yank Hours
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772672
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772672
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772672
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772672
Someone link me to that tune that grabbing machines play
you know the one I mean
>>62234807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWtA1LNvIg
>>62234807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvqdEopJ2SI
>>62234847
mong
>>62234818
>[walks towards you royally]
>>62234846
bleep bleep bloop bloop bloop bleep bloop bloop
>girls thinking about (Me)
>>62234818
my friends gf looks a lot like this
shes also very mean to him which makes it not really worth it but he keeps crawling back to her
i feel bad for him sometimes
>>62234818
Why does she look shooped
>>62234847
nice
>>62234855
not this
may even be a regional thing t︃bh
>>62234846
possibly if i find it i will post it for you
>>62234873
no, it was more like beep boop boop bop
does it make you a bender if you want to fuck a man who looks like a woman?
i cant take it if one more american responds to one of my posts im going to lose it
>>62234882
>someone let their gf swim in waterpark water, water that other mens cocks have been in
would NEVER let my bitch swim in public water like that.
fucking KEKS
id consider myself more of a script grownup
the gf
>>62234882
Always wanted to be the lad who sits at the bottom of those rides. Just tan all day and stare at the girls tits when they lose their tops.
>>62234941
these are the gfs we all deserve
a real memestress
Call me Ishmael
couple skeng man then shower man here
shower man down in my shower man gear
>>62234960
sounds pretty ideal if you ask me
>>62234941
You laugh but she'd probably be a great gf
America deserved 9/11
>>62234924
>fucking KEKS
C UCKS***
>>62234818
>>62234897
>nice
Delete this
>>62234973
alri captain ahab aha x
the fwb
>>62234982
>if you ask me
I didn't though
>>62234941
>Buddha
Why do millennials keep perpetuating this meme
>>62234996
Rude
eating a man's cock and balls for tea
![[eyebrows_intensify].gif](https://i.imgur.com/IsrjpAU.gif "[eyebrows_intensify].gif")
>>62234930
>Impostor alert
>>62234973
medic is venom
>>62235032
you better be a girl
or else
>>62234941
Is the Down Arrow a Cross to anger Christians intentionally? Damn her.
>>62234818
why are yanks into fatties
fucking weird
>>62234994
>human
>living
>female (probably)
Check, check and check
>>62235032
why CAN'T THIS BE ME
Business idea: cuck porn where the big beast of a nigger licks all over a tiny little blonde girls face who looks really scared, then him pulling her clothes off and that
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PdMjZRR_Y6k
GÜD choon
>>62235015
looks ugly from the thumbnail like a boy
then you open it and think she looks kind of cute for a second or two
then you inspect her face and realize she looks like a mong and go back to thinking shes ugly again
this has been a Tsibunashi Review~
got my first gym badge lads
not sucking anyone off, actually dissecting a severed human penis and chewing it into pulp for dinner
>>62235074
i really love this idea
good job.
>>62234818
>those child bearing hips
come to butthead
>>62235084
alri james
>>62235084
teacher anon has a ds in his jansport!
the ex's new fella
the guitar general on /mu/ said the budget amp setup i bought was p good
79 instrumentals listened to and none were the arcade song. here is a highlight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PdLH-p_cKo
>>62235135
alri la
>>62235143
meet me at the school gates
>>62235107
>>62235167
mate im 4'11 built like a wood shithouse i will drop you
Bought a pack of Trojan condoms lads
What should I do with them
Since I'm not having sex any time soon.... hahaha..... I'm a virgin
>>62235166
*taps foot*
suck me
Confession: I wish BLACKED was rougher, like slob on knob sort of stuff and more arse smacking, absolute facefucking these angelic ivory skinned blondes
>>62235151
if shes going from a hyper dork like you to an alpha wolf like this feller then she must have insanely eclectic taste....
>>62235191
posh wank
Business idea:
Trade pics of slags for fresh (You)s
Really think I might be onto something here
hmm, two billion muslims in the world, if they were all evil why haven't they taken over the world yet?
really makes you think
>>62235216
you're a visionary
you NEED to direct porn.
I wonder how pathetic you look right now. You're probably in tracksuit bottoms or in a t shirt. Your back probably hurts and you're developing a fine hunch. You tell you self you should go to bed but you know you won't fall asleep at this time because the thoughts of disappointment and failure will get to you. You usually listen to music or a podcast or maybe have a wank to block out those thoughts but these are only temporary solutions. That's why you feel so shit when you wake up in the morning. Those self loathing thoughts were only suppressed and it comes at you like a wave in the early hours. You just want to go back to sleep or go on 4chan. To numb the pain of your existence. Right?
>>62235248
they're all dumber than a sack of bricks
Do you lads think that the world would revert again to constant small wars globally, even in Europe? I would without hesitation go on an adventure to capture strategic locations like Cadiz/Calais for British supremacy, or even punitive expeditions to some African shithole that insulted us.
>>62235151
He looks like a fag, you're probably leagues better than him lad
>1451679476560.jpg
>>62235273
>le generic description
that is so me!!! Lol!!
You wake up in 1914.
Go to the newspaper.
Read this.
What do?
>>62235273
>You're probably in tracksuit bottoms or in a t shirt
In my pj's akshually.
>>62235273
wearing my work uniform 2bh
only nigga on here getting paid rn, salarymen don't count
watching four lions
its bants
>>62235273
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Wanking to >>62235273
Well, let me put it this way
One termite in your house is nothing, it crawls around and you may even find it amusing. But a whole colony of termites in your house have the power to bring it down and kill you and your family.
Do not let termites into your house
>>62235313
is this a gesture?
>>62235299
>Spencer Creek work to start
REEEEEE
>>62235318
>>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on
>>62235318
Post some pics
going to share a post with you that i found on /sp/ written by some random spaniard
i just found it inspiring as it rang very true to me.
"this girls always reminds me that no matter how ugly you are, no matter if you're an aborted fetus like that faggot is you can always get a GF if you have money."
#truth
>>62235343
Racist
off to the gf store, you lads want anything?
Can someone recommend me any good French beers or snacks I can pick up tomorrow since I'm heading through France?
https://youtu.be/sXskqBCT6sU?t=127
Me in the white skin
>>62234996
7/7 was a breddy good day for Francophones
could properly batter the lot of you
>>62235390
caramac and a lilt and a black gf
*looks behind me at the bed*
actually just the caramac and lilt, cheers boss
could properly beer batter and fry the lot of you
>French beer
>Lying in bed with no quilt
>Both windows wide open
>Sweating like a pig
I wish it was winter lads, I hate the heat
>>62235421
*deletes my half-written post*
>>62235412
post a picture of her feet la
Janny is reading your post RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>62235399
Oh, don't get me wrong, Britain, if anything, deserved it more
I'm a lover, not a fighter
Alright going to sleep now lads
See you in the morning xx
>>62235412
always got to be looking over your shoulder desu, it's how they get you
fuck it, im 260lbs and i roid constantly, fuck cycling.
these faggots get intimidated. your walking down the street, some dyel is approaching. he doesnt know where to look, at the floor, at his phone. i hold my gaze. he looks up, fear trembling within his soul.
"you ok bruv" i say. Y-yes, nice weather isnt it lol
walk on, the dyel exhales a sigh of relief.
>>62235453
The crane falling on holyrockistan was pretty gud too.
dunno if i could batter you, in fact you'd probably batter me as i am not that strong
what i would do after, however, is study you
i would learn where you go
i would learn when you're alone
i would learn who you trust
and i would come for you
using every ounce of my sheer intellect, i would plan a flawless attack
no-one would hear you scream
LADS I THINK I'VE FOUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DDEl7JnWvo
arcades usually speed it up a bit though i think doesn't sound quite right
>>62235433
why don't you fuckers install air conditioning? it gets hot enough for long enough to warrant buying one, but none of you retards do. keep opening the window and letting in bugs and humidity lmao
>>62235436
errr? no
>>62235460
aha x
>>62235450
soon his transformation into phil will be complete
ngl would love somebody to mess me around sunshine
>>62235469
>bruv
BLACKS OUT
>>62235433
>tfw love the heat
>tfw only a few months of 20+ degree temperatures before back to cold and depressing winters
>tfw walking to uni through two feet of snow and -20 degrees
>>62235499
*files bankruptcy*
>>62235486
ones i've been too have always played either this or a sped up version of great balls of fire
>>62235486
oh fuck me, THAT one
you can speed it up on youtube you know
I could honestly bend you over backwards and fuck you in the arse until you're roaring red, but I'm not gay haha xx.
What will the next happening be and where?
Are scots born evil or is it the environment?
>>62235504
out out OUT
>>62235499
*barracks and harasses you*
>>62235540
right here, right now
*unzips knuckleduster*
Why is autism such a topic of ridicule and mockery on 4chan?
*indicates action using asterisks*
>>62235557
*barracks obama's you*
>>62235555
I was born in the wrong country tbch
look at me fucking tiny head lmaooooooooooo
*gaslights you*
>Hi there anon, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
just so sad lads
used to have a friend, only one friend, (though an internet friend), who really liked me and i really liked him, we had a similar sense of humour and we really got on well and they really liked me
now they dont care they fucked off and got a gf and really dont care about me anymore and im just so suicidal
hmm
humph -_-
>>62235590
Where is your spiritual home then you absolute Yank?
>Oh look, Pokemon is suddenly cool now because of a shitty app but if anyone had mentioned it to you a week ago you would've ridiculed them
Anyone else hate how normalfags are appropriating nerd culture?
FUELLED BY SADNESS
WOB BEEWAA WOB WB WOB WOWOWOB
TROLLED
>>62235605
add me on skype zuluprince19 im from belfast
cucks need not apply
listening to scary monsters and nice sprites by skrillex
>>62235601
i literally can't cheat on you
>>62235601
Looks a bit like Anna fFUCKK YOU
>>62235634
Ha Ha Belfast.
>>62235238
Here
really low self esteem 2bh, lads
>>62235618
>look at me I'm a true nerd not like all the normie wannabes!
'kys'
>>62235601
9 inches
>>62235601
I won't spit on you when we have sex
>>62235634
mmm i will once i buy my new lappy :3
>>62235671
FONT
belfast more like bellend
while i truly wasnt sucking anyone off, i also wasnt eating a penis or having anything to do with one, just for posterity - just a little jape of mine, an exercise in absurdity if you will
>>62235533
>sped up version of great balls of fire
think they play this in the arcade at carter's steam fair and possibly the classic fairground in the BLACK country
>>62235658
Mine is essentially none existent
>>62235693
ha ha good post Yank.
just a little jape of mine bro
>>62235653
looks like a sket mate
could put any one of you six feet under if I wished
Wake up. It's 1914. Read newspaper. See this. What do?
>>62235702
do people notice? how are you when having conversations with people?
>>62235601
I would help you raise your son
>>62235679
how did you talk to internet m8 if uve no lap
its now or never
>>62235601
Absolutely nothing :)
:/
:(
>>62235726
She is
over the next 15 years ii want to become a promising brain surgeon and then on the day that im leading my first surgery im going to squish the persons brains around on purpose to kill them on the table
>>62235658
>>62235702
could you toxic runts go be toxic runts in a containment board or something?
>>62235732
hmm.. i wonder what language that is
>>62235732
Finish off my fish & chips. Slap the wife. Smoke the pipe.
*gives you a shower slap*
just a little horseplay
>>62235486
good find lad
>>62235732
Do nothing because the army is commanded by a Scotsman.
hmm
>>62235732
go back to sleep probably
need a qt gf to cuddle
Raking in the yous
>>62235601
I am 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
If me and you were put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse comments you little sluts and whores make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
business idea: runt toxin. apply it to a public water source. kills any and all runts
My nutsack is held together with glue and prayers
>>62235732
Be very happy that I will be able to enlist and see the 36th ulster division's legendary charge on the first day of the somme
then get my bollocks blown off
>>62235756
>a yank telling people to leave /brit/
piss off
buggering fuck ive gorra be up in 5.5 owers and ive not yet even had dinsdin
to top it ALL off ive got one of them orrible cunty back pain shoulder blade hurty knots in my spino-abdominal region
>>62235797
u just got trolled
You're in the exact same position Mark and Jeremy are in that episode of Peep Show where they are stuck in the corridor, your only hope of escape is to leap out the window or wait for someone to come and unlock the door who lives in the building, you also need to piss or shit badly. What course of action do you take?
>>62235732
buy stocks in all of the artillery manufactures
>>62235738
>do people notice?
I think so
No one seems to want to spend time with me and I really struggle making friends let alone getting a gf
>how are you when having conversations with people?
The very few IRL conversations that I do have are usually short and shallow, eseentially just conveying a point and then being done with it
>>62235810
>Ulster
Please go to /eire/
>>62235822
u just got trolled
>>62235814
runt
>>62235810
vocaroo
Anyone here raised their own lobster? I've considered doing it since I like the idea.
>>62235840
u just got trolled
>>62235827
limbo under the door
>>62235601
>drinking orange juice with a staw
>stupid hair colour
>slut
>chicken arms
>non white eye colour
>stupid half grin half smile
>bags under eyes
>stupid eyeborws
>disgusting lip colour
fuck off slag
>>62235803
implying i drink the tap water
>>62235803
Good luck, I'm behind seven filters
>>62235827
hide in the cupboard, wait for someone to come in and then rush them
>>62235870
I did moon crabs as a kid. fun pets
>>62235827
would kick the front door in, I am unironically built like a brick shithouse
>>62235870
yeah mate, ended up dying in pretty unfortunate circumstances but
>>62235873
Hey kiddo, you just got trolled.
Nothing personnel
>>62235873
u just got trolled
>>62235870
no but now i'm interested in it
Do the Remainiacs realise there's a world outside of the EU?
>>62235903
How expensive you reckon it could be? First one I'm just going to raise so I could eat it so I'd need it to be large but if I enjoy it I was thinking of selling some for profit.
>>62235886
>>62235887
t. people susceptible to runt toxins
>>62235870
i've always wanted a tortoise, there's just something pleasant about them
watching the mist rn.
>>62235912
>personnel
u just got trolled
>>62235851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zxcqdl3nHO
>>62235836
can't tell if you're slagging me off but it's literally ulster edition in the thread OP
>>62235827
concentrate chi into my palms in order to melt the door's hinges
>>62235928
Do you realise the whole EU thing is done now and we've moved on?
>>62235920
u just got trolled
gonna retire to the bedchamber and cuddle the black gf as I fall asleep
let's hope the heat isn't too oppressive to sleep, I have to be up at 6
>>62235827
I'd just leap out the window, really doesn't look that high from what they showed, I suppose it would be alright if I rolled properly or something.
>>62235947
u just got trolled
>>62235971
u just got trolled
>>62235961
where are the flags
>>62235970
Do you realise it isn't, you daft fucking paki.
>>62235975
only thing oppressive in that bedchamber is you, culturally appropriating black gfs
Fuck me this country's boring
There's fucking nothing going on
>>62235928
I always stump Remainiacs with questions about currency, example: "If we loved the EU so much why didn't we adopt their currency?" It pretty much leaves them in their place. Almost like a deer caught in a headlights kind of thing.
Can someone explain why we have to still deal with northern direland?
>>62235997
Somebody here just got trolled. Name is "U"
anyone here ever kicked down a door? it really isn't that hard
got called an egomaniac in Argos
>>62236046
what for lad
>oh haha i still have 1 year left of high school
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/754542093452935168
what on earth happened here
has tim got fans at dhl or is did he write it himself
>>62235998
kekking at filename
Extra flags doesn't work with proxy and namefags get lynched so I'm just undercover x
u the same canuck that wrote some cracking ballbusting posts?
>>62235836
He's your version of that Swiss American, kek.
>>62235934
lobster farming? could get expensive and requires a lot of care. you need to keep the water at proper chemical levels and adjust pH and calcium and such. also there is a risk of disease in aquatic farms that could make all your lobsters worthless
why does tim take a picture with his guitar every fucking day?
>>62236056
being an egomaniac
Invention idea: Rotating thing which constantly keeps your toast warm, named Roaster Toaster.
Invention idea: Remote control for your microwave which opens the doors too
>>62236024
Or like a finger through the toilet paper
>>62236056
tried to nick all their little pens
watching top gear on netflix right now
>>62236072
What if I want to start out simple with just one lobster for me to eat? I was considering eventually branching out to farming if I enjoy it enough.
caught a purrloin lads
>>62236078
In Argos?
>>62236075
he's the next susan boyle
>>62236071
Who?
my left hip is really itchy
bare itches down on the hipside lemme tell ya
ooooooooooh goodness me thats some itchy hiptchies
>>62235697
>the BLACK country
alri matty
>>62236060
I really don't like it when he talks about his bears
It reminds me that I'm laughing at a man with a genuine mental illness and it makes me uncomfortable haha
>>62236081
id just like a mute button for the microwave
bringing back a classic meme
>>62236070
yeah haha
Anyone else got psoriasis and eczema here? Where my flaky brethren at.
chaturbate /emmet_lover/
wew
no lonely times, it's just dreams
>>62236148
What is it with the bears?
need phoenix gang partner
cyan:need phoenix gang partner for heroes 20k
>>62236148
pretty funny when he started recording the lads out the front and they were dabbing and telling him to fuck off lmao
>>62236145
karen
>>62235780
me on the right
>>62236153
What about a protective film which goes on the microwave door on the inside which blocks out the annoying noise?
>>62236171
Was away for a long time and didnt know what gimmicks are hot so trying to get into the tim market
hope we end up with freedom of movement lads
would be funny to lose all the good stuff and only end up with the main reason rorke wants to leave in the first place
>>62236202
cb lvl?
