China:
>invented paper
>invented gunpoweder
>invented like a ton of stuff
>have the great wall
>have like a billion people
>have a rich and varied history
britain:
>had the industrial revolution
>had a shit ton of artists
>had shakespeare
>had harry potter
>created the number 1 language on earth
>had the british empire
>invented a shit ton of stuff
Japan:
>has video games
>has anime
>has an army of weeaboos
>had ninjas
>had samurai
>had hiroshima
>has the biggest city on earth
>has a shit ton of yen
>has qt girls
Brazil:
>has rainforest but we're fucking its shit up
>uhhhhh we're kind of good at soccer?
>poverty
Like seriously, what are they even going to show in the opening ceremony? Fucking jungle book?
>>62233373
You forgot:
>has zika virus
>>62233373
>japan has an army of weeaboos
that's america you twat
>>62233426
>zika meme
wew lad
>>62233431
>he thinks they are no weeaboos in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>62233373
>had hiroshima
Top kek. What an achievement. I'm so jealous.
>>62233451
shut up tinyhead
>>62233373
women with phat asses dancing naked
>>62233496
it's still an important part of world history they can pay respect to, something Brazil doesn't have
>>62233373
They will show airplane
>>62233540
Pretty much this.
Isn't the reason why brazil is so popular precisely because they have no cultural/political baggage? It's basically "Have fun and fuck chicks: The Country."
>>62233567
This. Also, biogenetics.
>comparing New World countries to milenar countries.
>>62233567
>they
you excluding yourself from your own country? :^)
What's up with Brazil's flag anyway? Like it has such a good design but then they got to the center part and decided to just fuck its shit up and add a bunch of words and stars. If they had just left the circle as a blank blue circle it would have been a stellar design
>>62233641
I'm talking about producers.
>>62233373
> Japan
> has qt girls
fuck off weeb
>>62233373
I don't understand that self jerking about one's history. the ceremony should only be about sports
The fucking NHS and mister bean in a sport event. WTF britain?!
>>62233373
Australia's opening was also shit.
You can't compare New World countries with countries that exist before fucking Caravelas. You fucking moron.
You guys have a Nob...
shit.
>>62233707
>a world-famous healthcare system praised by many countries
>one of the most popular and influential comedy characters in history
what's the problem?
>>62233766
>>62233707
I like London's opening ceremony
>>62233713
TOP KEK
At least we will have better opening than Sydney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oOFaLkuVc
>>62233844
No you won't. Australia has far more money than you jungle bungles will ever have.
>>62233839
I liked threads during the london's opening ceremony
>>62233925
Australia's opening was basically 90% Abo
>>62233373
There will be native Indians, black people dancing like in Carnaval. And that's it i think.
>>62233713
mate your opening ceremony has a smaller budget than our annual new years fireworks in Sydney
let me tell you how it will go
>oooh evil Portuguese conquistadors in wool armour since metal is hard to come by
>chop chop chop down the polystyrene amazon
>hue hue hue hue soccer (camera cuts to German olympic official with a smug smile as he mumbles '7-1' under his breath)
what else can your shithole of a country show? You're literally the first non 1st world nation to hold the olympics and you've completely fucked it, brazil is the laughing stock of the world right now, if you traveled overseas and told people you were Brazilian they would give you a look as if you came from Afghanistan or Iraq
Dilma in 2012
https://globoplay.globo.com/v/2063036/
''Regarding the Opening Ceremony, Dilma said that she liked, but Brazil will do better; we gonna put a samba school and nailed it!''
>>62234078
Naked kuruminhas in the opening WHEN
>>62234111
>mate your opening ceremony has a smaller budget than our annual new years fireworks in Sydney
FUCKING KEK
If only 4chan was around during Sydney's olympics the shitposting would be 10/10
>>62234111
>oooh evil Portuguese conquistadors in wool armour since metal is hard to come by
It's funny you saying that because 90% of Australia's cerimony was Abo dancing and the rest of the 10% were the evil whites coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2TZ8cw-e24
>>62233373
>muh airplane
>muh diversity
>muh samba
that's how it's going to be probably
>>62233373
>>uhhhhh we're kind of good at soccer?
HOHO LAD
THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT PERU
>>62234179
>>62234111
Ceremony shitters fighting eachother without facing the truth. Lets face it, you lads were BTFOd by Britain and China so theres not much point in arguing about shit ceremonies from you lot
>>62234229
Because this country barely had Native Americans in comparsion to all the rest of the Americas.
>yfw half of Brasil doesn't have water or power because of this event
>buying a ticket is LITERALLY killing Brazilian monkeys
>>62234250
MUH NHS
Still entertaining, have to admit.
>>62234287
>>yfw half of Brasil doesn't have water or power because of this event
wtf???
Monkey circus!
>>62234229
Brazil had very few Native Americans. Most Native Americans were in Central America, Andes and North America
>>62234342
they can't afford to keep brazilian peahead monkeys alive even when there is no event going on so do you really think they'll be able to fucking afford contaminated water for every citizen during the fucking olympics
Could not care less. Most of the brazilians here are well-established financially and socially.
Most of them seem to be from upper middle classes and up. I kinda wish my cunt wasn't that shit, but I do not hold any stupid national values. I do not care if there are people starving in my country or in other countries, as long as my family and others are always ruling the shit up. I live very far from the savages, while that you guys have to share this little piece of land you call a country with a lot of people you used to fuck with. Good luck with that, mate.
>>62234367
Brazil belongs to Native Americans.
>>62234250
>Chinese event
"LOOK AT US WE HAVE A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE LET'S SHOW THAT BY HAVING A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE ONSTAGE"
>england
"LET'S LITERALLY JUST OPEN A FUCKING HISTORY BOOK AND COPY IT WORD FOR WORD!!! ALSO ADD IN NHS AND VOLDEMORT"
Face it, Barcelona has had by far the best opening ceremony of all time
>>62234263
>>62234367
What the fuck are you talking about?
I said Brazil is bad at soccer and you're telling me about your native american admixture.
>>62233373
>olympics in australia
kangaroos and we're tanned brits
>olympics in canada
HOCKEY MA NIGGA
>olympics in literally any country in latin america
huh...
Brazil is the best country in latin america in terms of culture
the only new world countries that has produced any culture whatsover are brazil and usa
new zealand=sheep and all blacks(maori)
australia=kangaroos and that joker guy
canada=we're an usa with better quality of life and hockey
>>62234353
Thanks Korea
>if korea ever has an olympics the opening ceremony will most likely have Gangnam Style playing at some point
kill me
>>62234446
>Face it, Barcelona has had by far the best opening ceremony of all time
CHECK OUT THIS OLD NIGGA OVER HERE
NIGGA PROBABLY POSTING WITH A FUCKIN' TYPEWRITER LMAO
>A
>FUCKING
>DENTIST
>>62234455
I'm telling to you that we have very few culture because this country just have 200 years old and it's basically poor European diaspora + african slaves.
The Iberians were literally the worst at colonizing. I know it may sound like a bit of a stretch to blame it all on lots of long gone Portuguese people, but Brazil was screwed from the get go.
It's too big to function properly, it's riddled with corruption and political instability, it's potentially one of the most resource rich and fertile regions of the globe even without cutting down a single square foot of rain forest yet the legacy of the colonial system makes social cohesion and cooperation a lost cause.
The rich are unfathomably rich and the poor are unfathomably poor, and the middle class is too busy paying everyone's bills. Brasilia is just a bunch of incompetent establishment fucks, regardless of their political viewpoints and there is not a whole lot of substantial reason to believe things would ever change for the better.
>Why don't they try populism? That'll get things going!
If you only knew what sort of country the average Brazilian wants, you'd think twice. I want to clarify that I think of myself as a moderate liberal. The only way to get Brazil out of the dirt is authoritarian, preferably military rule.
>>62234250
>>62234489
>>if korea ever has an olympics the opening ceremony will most likely have Gangnam Style playing at some point
It has the Winter Olympics in 2018 (Literally the one after Brazil)
>>62234498
It was only 22 years ago. Fuck off underage
>>62233567
>Airplane
I know that I am going to regret this, but what airplane?
>>62234521
>we have very few culture because this country just have 200 years old and it's basically poor European diaspora + african slaves.
Don't feel bad m8.
Literally nobody outside of Europe and Asia has a culture.
>>62234446
>Barcelona has had by far the best opening ceremony of all time
>of all time
there can be only one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePNydI9gX4
>>62234529
>filename
>>62234524
dude,the portuguese were the ones that gave brazil the basis they need to develop.They just need to get rid of corruption,that'll come eventually
There are spanish ex colonies way worse than brazil,only argentina,chile and uruguay are relatively better and that's because they're irrelevant and poor.
>>62233628
They have lots of baggage but they aren't white enough for anyone to care or note that they enslaved more people than The US and actually worked their slaves to death without batting an eye.
>>62234648
stop fucking pretending portugal was somewhat useful
>>62233373
its funny Britain's section is mostly "had"
>>62234675
>desunited kingdom
I still haven't recovered from the cuckold 2012 cuckening cuckremony
>>62234689
better had than never had, yooey-kun
>>62234689
what the fuck does the UAE have apart from sandnigger fucking muslims
>>62234556
You know. THE airplane.
>>62233373
Predictions for the ceremony:
>unga bunga jungle for the first 30 minutes
>plane for the next 5 minutes
>carnivale for the rest of the ceremony
>>62234524
>Why don't they try populism? That'll get things going
We have been trying that for 14 years now
>>62234753
who gives a fuck?nobody watches the opening ceremony would gay faggots
>>62234812
t. butthurt huehue faggot
>>62234812
>the opening ceremony would gay faggots
learn english before you fucking post on /int/
Am I the only one who actually thinks it will be good :x ??
>>62234771
That's his point
IM HEARING NEWS OF RIOTING!
IS THERE RIOTING? BR HUES PLS CONFIRM HAPEBGING!
>>62234832
>>62234834
>le borderline genderless faggot nigger homosexual gay
>>62234489
>>if korea ever has an olympics the opening ceremony will most likely have Gangnam Style playing at some point
>>62234532
>It has the Winter Olympics in 2018 (Literally the one after Brazil)
It also had the Summer Games in 1988.
>>62234864
Rude Barbosa
>>62234859
I Hope ISIS get confirmed desu
They will probably target other people countries though
>Opening ceremony is 60 minutes (That's all they can handle)
>Shitty jungle and animals and monkeys take up 20 minutes because they're the country's most famous attribute
>Show Christ the Redeemer being built
>Show a bunch of guys doing kick ups
>It ends
>Dilma carries out the Olympic Torch to a chorus of boos
>>62234909
>Dilma
Dumb
>>62234888
>barbosa's wife son
>can't make this shit up
>>62234524
>Iberians worst at colonizing
What kinda dope you smoking man, I want some of that.
kepp in mind the Iberians started exploring and colonizing at least 200 years before any other European power reached their heels
>>62234864
yo, pretty packages of frosted delights
>>62234942
Who else?
Pele should be the big reveal at the end.
You can't rely 100% on footballers.
Michel Telo?
>>62234953
sheep pictures occupy alot of space
>>62234739
malls and stuff
>>62234734
yes but its no different from WE WUZ
>>62234988
>text encoding
Education takes up too much budget I guess
>>62234988
What's the difference between a Portuguese accent and a Brazilian accent?
Do you bully them for speaking retarded like how we bully Americans?
>>62234984
>Michel Telo
Do you consider this funny """banter""" or something?
>>62234953
>en
>>62234524
Spanish colonies fared better than French, I wouldn't put them so low.
>>62234988
the file size is amount of text, pictures would only contribute their filename to the total size
>>62235030
Michel Telo is literally the only Brazilian person I know that isn't a footballer or Dilma Rousseff.
Same thing for the rest of the world.
>>62235030
>>62234906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
as of this posting, some audio is being streamed from brazil, best we know is rioting.
What is going on, hues?
>>62235020
>he doesn't know what ASCII art is
>>62235058
It only speaks about your education, friend.
>>62235020
>>62235055
It was a joke you southern hemisphere shits.
You take the piss out of one another when you're just as bad.
If both of your countries sank to the bottom of the ocean and all of your people nobody on earth would give a shit.
>>62235022
they speak retarded but unlike the americans they're too fucking nigger to admit that they speak like retards.
Actually american accent is actually pretty good,it's like a neutral english,with british being the cool english.Brazil is actually fucking stupid.
imgine picking a language,add nigger slangs and indigenous words,start speaking like you're singing,and imitate a fucking monkey,and you get a ''brazilian'' version of your language
The opening ceremony will go like this:
>evul whitey be enslavin n shiet
>blacks be dancin n shieeeet
>kapoeira
>samba
>voodo
>jesus
>bunda
>other music genres (bossa nova etc.) and famous Brazilian artists singing
>Ines Brasil
>funk
>football
>drugs
>dancing people
>>62235058
You are still dumb though.
Not even try to say that you do not care because it is irrelevant when you are the one posting all over this thread, lmao.
>>62235022
We bully them for speaking retarded
>>62235022
Little bit yeah, Brazilian Portuguese sounds a lot smoother and it's sentence structure is heavily influenced by English. For these reasons it's a lot easier to learn that Portuguese from Portugal. But you have to understand that Portuguese and Brazilians will give each other shit relentlessly but love each other like brothers at the same time, we got kind of a tsundere thing going.
>>62235103
>It only speaks about your education, friend.
Brazilians aren't as important as you think they are
>>62235009
except we ACTUALLY WERE, and still ARE, kings and shit.
>>62235129
If you google around, you will see most of people like the brazilian pt over the portuguese one.
Nice proxy though
>>62235128
And I replied with one you tight arse muppet
>>62235129
Typical Angola é nossa edgelord who doesn't know shit about what he's talking about. Do you realize Brazilian Portuguese is more similar to eighteenth century Portuguese than Portugal's Portuguese?
It still sounds retarded as hell though I'll give you that
>>62235162
Who is gonna be next in line when the pic related finally croaks?
>>62235161
Never said so. You're just dumb, or playing dumb which is the most likely situation.
>>62235183
I'm not saying your language isn't pretty to the unaware..People hear you speak and think it's prettier because your language is so fucking melodramatic,dirty,rustic,annoying
>>62235233
1º volta para o brazil
2º como é possÃvel um paÃs perder um sotaque?
>>62235254
Name one living Brazilian that I'm stupid for not knowing.
>>62235209
just let them be that way, because they cant admit that Europe is shit right now
what the fuck does brazil have to do with planes??? didnt they invent the airplane in North Carolina? some please explain.
>>62235162
im not saying you aren't/weren't, im saying youre stuck in the past
also stop bullying brazil pls i like them
>>62235287
nowadays brazilians aren't relevant but they had ayrton senna,which is like A++
>>62235288
>just let them be that way, because they cant admit that Europe is shit right now
Asia will overtake us but we'll still be #2.
Oceania, Africa and South America will always be at the bottom though.
You can bet your bottom dollar on that.
>>62235256
>2º como é possÃvel um paÃs perder um sotaque?
We Frenchified our language and in some places imported English phonology.
>>62235328
Yes, the villagemen clearly did that.But not the niggers in brazil who got italians and germans and got their accent influenced by them
>>62235308
>nowadays brazilians aren't relevant but they had ayrton senna,which is like A++
We were talking about live Brazilians (hence my original post about carrying the olympic torch).
>>62235289
First airship was invented by a portuguese in the former portuguese empire colony of brasil
>>62235256
>to the unaware
kek. Who said I am talking about the unaware people?
I am talking about people who studies linguistics. Google it. You nigger.
>>62235327
If you say so, lets wait and see what happen
>>62235360
German presence in Brasil is negligible and Italian noticeable only in the state of SP.
That other portuanon is right, but the closest thing to old Portuguese is still the language as properly spoken in some isolated villages in the north and beiras
They will show the airplane.
>>62235256
Puto queres que eu seja teu professor agora? O google é teu amigo procura boas referências acerca da diferença entre Português de Portugal e do Brasil e informa-te, só te faz é bem. Não morro de amores por macacos latino americanos mas fica sempre mal um gajo mostrar que não sabe do que está a falar.
>>62235384
>linguists
>classifying language by beauty
>>62235368
okay captain salsa, the fuck is an airship, pics please. what year?
>>62235365
Say me one british person despite that fat immortal queen that we should know thats still alive
>>62233496
Your country straight up surrendered after fucking with the US and the wrath of Stalin. Japan had to be forced into submission by the most powerful weapons ever built in history. If anything, you should be embarassed of the Nazis and impressed by the Japs
>>62235368
then the eternal anglo claimed this invention was the Wright brothers'
>>62235441
Peter Higgs
Now tell me the most famous living Brazilian
>>62235434
Do your own research you worthless nigger.
>>62235478
heuheuehueheuheuheuhe nice one bro
>>62235441
tim berners-lee
of course i don't expect your ungrateful nigger ass to even know what he invented
>>62233373
>uhhhhh we're kind of good at soccer?
I know I'm probably gonna get anally raped with a sword or something by some brazillian, for mentioning this, but... erm...
7-1
Never forgive
Never forget
>IT: Brazil BTFO
>>62235493
woah woah, easy there taco bell. what year did ur countries native son assemble this jerry rigged jungle bungle kite?
>>62235429
>classifying language by beauty
Never said that. Although beauty might sometimes be considered something that is elegant and structured. Ask a mathematician about a beautiful equation/theorema and they will answer something like the Euler's identity.
>>62235546
>we wuz vikings
>no,swedes and norwegians were
>suicide
literally your life
>>62235517
Not his fault tbf.
The Americans steal credit like the fat perfidious bastards they are.
They think Bill Gates did it.
>>62235546
What really bothers me is that germany stopped playing seriously on the second half of the game
unlike chileans who waved their big dick against mexico, they started 2-0 but continued up to 7-0. Germany started 5-0 and then stopped
>>62235517
>>62235479
>Foreigners should know people I learned about in school because they were relevant in my country.
You mean you don't know who Nuno Alvares Pereira was? What an uncultured pleb
>>62235565
SIlence spic halfbreed, if you can't google you're not worth my time. Bye now.
>>62235434
It's bait. The real airplane was invented way after portugal lost its relevance, by a brazilian in france.
>>62235546
I don't even care about football but, did the denmark team even qualify?
>>62235602
honestly who gives a shit about anything
>>62235565
Someone need to photoshop some monkeys working on building an airplane
>>62235071
>Wikipedia articles have ASCII art
>>62235602
>Comparing Nuno Alvares Pereira to Peter Higgs
Kys if serious
>>62235579
t. Huezilian polluting our streets
>>62235602
>some dude that resolved a political crisis
vs
>literally the fucking inventor of the internet you are using right now, the single most important invention of the last 50 years
>>62235602
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LIVING BRAZILIANS WHO ARENT
1. DILMA
2. A FOOTBALLER
3. MICHEL TELO
READ OUR FUCKING POSTS.
I DARE ANYONE ITT TO NAME ME A WORLD WIDE FAMOUS BRAZILIAN THAT DOESN'T FIT INTO ONE OF THOSE THREE CATEGORIES.
SERIOUSLY.
NAME ONE BRAZILIAN THAT IS WORLD WIDE FAMOUS THAT ISN'T ONE OF THOSE THREE THAT I AM STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING.
YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE FELIPE MASSA BUT I MEAN TELL ME ONE THAT ITS FAIR TO CALL ME RETARDED FOR ME NOT KNOWING.
JUST ONE.
THIS APE HAS TRIGGERED ME.
FUCK.
>>62233373
The population of Rio is getting fucked in the ass by the government for the sake of the tourists. I just don't care anymore.
>>62235633
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII_art
stop acting like a fucking retard
>>62235652
You're just dumb, lad
>>62235639
>inventor of the internet
Fuck off, you dumb nigger.
WWW =/= "The internet"
KYS
>>62235652
Michel Telo
>>62235606
hahahaha holy shit samba monster, i cant find anything about it cause everytime i google i just find shit about white people in north carolina
>>62235639
You can't even google properly, but I guess you can't ask much off a guy whose ancestors were more than likely cousins. He did resolve a political crisis but that was probably the least noteworthy of his achievements. Why don't you give that another try?
>>62235695
literally literally who
are we back in 2006
>>62235667
You were implying that the New Zealand article had ASCII art of sheep.
How am I retarded?
>>62235695
>>62235703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DBf6LgZ0T7
>>62235739
You're comparing Peter Higgs to Nuno Alvares Pereira and then expecting people to treat you seriously?
If I had to choose one of those to never have lived, I wouldn't choose Peter Higgs that's for sure
>>62235760
because he was FUCKIGN JOKING!
>>62235760
Because merda is good
>>62235652
>that caps lock
Why can't brits handle banter?
>>62235776
??????
>>62235602
>the last important Portuguese speaker was born 700 years ago
>>62235620
No they didn't (You're talking about the recent European championships, right?). Actually I'm kind of glad they didn't, because then nobody has to watch them be an embarrasment.
it'll be beautiful
>>62235850
>the thing people identify the most with brits was brought to the uk by the portuguese
pleb
>>62235878
Idc if you make fun of shitzilians but that's too far much moorish compadre
>>62235908
>six balls not seven
>>62235878
Beautiful, such a shame this won't materialize in the real world becaus of "portugeez stole muh gold n shit"
>>62235936
Nice counting skills, mate. Cheers.
>>62235936
>this bait
>>62235936
>he doesn't know how to count
why am i not surprised
>>62235579
Actually you're a bit wrong it was the danes and the norwegians who were the real vikings.
The norwegians mainly explored to the north and kind of fucked up the english a bit. The danes were the primary reason that the english was fucked up and the swedes just explored to the east and traded and kind of indirectly accidentally caused a revolution in mordern day Russia.
Btw.
>suicide
what are you talking about?
>>62235919
>the thing people identify the most with portuguese is poverty
>>62235990
nope,nobody knows that the danes were vikings.the norwegians take all the credit
>>62236019
let me tip my fedora
>>62236019
That's also valid for anywhere in the UK that isn't London.
>>62235876
Forgot to mention that I don't think that anybody really minds this. We are not as serious about football as brazillians are, which is why I mentioned the aforementioned defeat to Germany.
>>62236042
>nope,nobody knows that the danes were vikings.the norwegians take all the credit
STOP. FUCKING. EMBARASSING US.
>>62236019
I took a holiday trip to the Algarve.
It's Hackney with the sun out.
Broken glass everywhere.
Graffiti.
When I went I was some dumb ignorant kid who thought of Europe how Americans think of Europe (cultured wine drinking intellectuals that love life).
I was SHOCKED.
SHOCKED.
Make Portugal slightly colder and you've got Britain.
Is the Algarve known for being shit or is all of Portugal like that?
>>62236042
That's because they lack education. In international relations during medieval times the danish vikings have been far more influential than the others.
>>62236086
>he cares about the opinion of a fucking fat neckbeard virgins
>>62236042
>nope,nobody knows that the danes were vikings.the norwegians take all the credit
The Danes literally ruled us desu.
Everyone makes fun of us for being invaded by France but all that happened was a bunch of Frenchmen killed a bunch of Danes to assume control.
>>62236042
>nobody knows that the danes were vikings
>>62236042
Post the original pic (France with Portugal).
>>62236165
You care too otherwise you would have stopped replying long ago in a bait thread you fucking mong
>>62236096
>Algarve
Well yeah that's what the Algarve is for, a containment region for shitty virgin ghost skinned brits who shit up the places they vacation in.
Says a lot that you would choose a clear tourist trap for a vacation rather than a place where you can get a real feel of a country.
>>62236200
that's portuguese bullfighting my friend
>>62236200
>>62236165
>he gets into an argument on the internet and defends himself by being ignorant and when he loses he claims the others are fat neckbeards
>>62236200
Does that make Spain the turd soon to emerge from that horse's anus?
>>62236221
>Says a lot that you would choose a clear tourist trap for a vacation rather than a place where you can get a real feel of a country.
I was 12.
Where would you recommend then?
>>62236200
>>62236221
no one wants to get a feel for portugal. u guys are like the mexico of europe.
>>62236221
>a containment region for shitty virgin ghost skinned brits
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just because you're dark as fuck it doesn't mean we look like them too you moron being overly tanned like every portuguese tries to be is a sign of poverty
Kawaii Portugal. I'm in love now.
>>62236298
nice,is moldova the usa of europe then?
>>62236240
Fuck off, Spain. If there is a country that turned south american into a shithole more than the portuguese, it is you.
>>62236271
>I was 12
Shame you weren't killed by your parents and labeled as "kidnapped"
In Lisbon you can get a general feel of what the country is all about, although being the capital it's not as organic looking as Porto, for example, which has a very Industrial Era aesthetic. The whole North of Portugal is very beautiful and tourist-free so you can still have a real experience there.
Lisbon is slowly becoming Barcelona 2.0 (in a bad way mind you)
>this thread
>>62236332
probably not cause i dont know what moldova is m80.
>spanish culture
flamenco LALALALALALALALAL ARRIBA SOY ESPANOL SOY MARRÓN
you have nothing in comparison with us
>>62236343
>south america is a shithole because of the europeans
typical monkey behavior, everyone
>>62236332
>is moldova the usa of europe then?
We are.
We're fat.
Most of the world hates us.
We feel superior to everyone else.
We let minorities tell us what to do.
We have a lot of ignorant people.
If we had the guns we'd be their tubby little brother.
>>62236343
>>62236353
>The whole North of Portugal is very beautiful and tourist-free
Confirmed to be a true Lisboeta. There are streets in Porto where you won't find a portuguese person out. But idc, if you ever want to come here you may see for yourself.
>>62236394
>>62236405
Nice comeback. Did not expect monkeys as a reply at all.
>>62236452
UHUUUUHHHHH AHAHAHAHAAAA
I am Portuguese
>>62236298
I wish, they got more money than us since they're on the sweet spot between drug producers and drug buyers.
>>62236312
Contain your frustration frog, some people have light complexion and look good, maybe even a little pale (especially girls) but most brits are ghost like and it just looks bad.
Then again for all your worrying about Portuguese being labeled as "non-white" you're probably pretty autistic.
Real Portuguese men are swarthy as fuck.
And the women love it
>>62235652
Like twenty different supermodels m8
>>62236343
>Brazil aint free. The favelas of Brazil gotta be littered with the blood of caucasians. Portuguese aka "Whitey talk" is not my language. It's fur slavemasters and islamic gommunists :D :D BraSIL not Brazil ok. Praise Dilma.
>>62235136
>Ines Brasil
No, they will show Anitta instead desu
>>62233373
>had Hiroshima
Fuck you.
>has a army of weeaboo.
No thank you.
>>62236492
>Real Portuguese
>Implying there's something as the real portuguese
Lmao you brown fag
>>62236559
>>62233496
Their fear gave us Godzilla
>>62236573
Why do Portuguese women look lighter than the men?
>>62236492
not gonna lie famdamily, as an american i do buy some pretty sweet drugs. most are made in good ol US of A tho
>>62236603
Much more time spent indoors
>>62236603
brown hair and tan in men is much more appreciated in portugal.woman are much prettier if they're pale so they don't like to tan as much
>>62236506
underrated post
>>62236675
>brown hair and tan in men is much more appreciated in portugal
The 2 times I got laid with random chicks I just pretended to be a foreigner, pale skin in men here is very much appreciated.
>>62236721
dude shut the fuck up please...
you're not fooling anyone
>>62236615
Always good to see a true patriot
>>62236775
It's you who isn't fooling anyone when you're claiming that people with pale skin don't get laid here, stfu you brown overly tanned fag
>>62236603
man, they are some weird lookin people.
>>62236825
i'm pale,however, I must admit that when i meet with my pals they kinda mock me because i am not tanned during summer,it kinda gives you away...
>>62236815
well i live in a state where pots legal and im pretty sure most acid is made in america and thats all i do so god bless america i guess.
>>62234446
>ALSO ADD IN NHS AND VOLDEMORT
>>62235129
>be Moortuguese
>pretend to speak a Romance language
>sound like a drunken Russian instead
>Spaniards can't understand shit of what you say due to this despite the languages being closely related
JUST
>>62237093
>Implying we give even the slightest flying fuck about what spaniards understand or not
Here's something they DO understand though
>Sete-Um
>>62237203
>Caring about povertyball
Pathetic, just pathetic.
>>62237270
>The country most defined by povertyball trying to pretend it doesn't care about povertyball
SHIIIIEEEET
>>62235652
holy fuck mate calm down did a brazilian fuck your mum and not text or something
wtf I love Portugal now
![Pedroscreenshot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zeP4ncj.jpg "Pedroscreenshot[1].jpg")
>>62235652
This nigga's tourism bonuses were off the chart. Really good if you're going for culture victory.
all these mad cucks
>>62236495
>knowing these
>>62237716
I never said I knew them tbf. There's Gisele and Adriana Lima, but I'm sure there's plenty of others. They're in every fashion show.
Rio ain't that poor. It's comparable to Israel and Chile. What you need to worry about the most there is getting shot, murdered, raped, robbed or mugged by niggers.
>>62238653
>Acre
>Montenegro
Both non-existent. The degree of accuracy is uncanny.
>>62238653
>Southest Region
>South Korea
>South Region
>Croatia
Clearly rubbish and someone trolled the whole thing, look at the shitholes the 3 southern states are paired with. And certainly GDP is a great way of measuring development rates and overall quality of life, eh? Rio de Janeiro is the epitome shithole regardless of its GDP. It's a no-go zone, just.
>>62235652
You really seems butthurt.
I have a little game for you: name a living FAMOUS britfag who aren't:
>Mr. Bean
>someone from the royal family
>some shitty singer
Pro tip: you can't.
>>62237352
t. Alberto Barbosa
