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Is there even a point in making these anymore? Edition
>>30008093
I'm fuckiny skint boys. Too proud to ask for money, so I've applied for a wonga loan. Only lasts two weeks but I've borrowed 80 and in two weeks I pay 88 back
Is this legit or is there something I'm missing?
guess not, over to 8 chan I go.
>>30008224
It should be legit, but what often happens is you cant pay the 88 back and end up owing loads
Had another massacre dream.
>>30008260
Funny, I had another sex with underage boys dream
>>30008244
I her paid monthly so it shouldn't happen. I'm fucked if it does happen though
>>30008293
I'm being serious I'm not an ericharrisfag or anything like that
where is the new britfeel lads?
Also I fell asleep last night and I need to take my dog for a walk and I don't think he can wait until tonight
>>30008345
dont make him wait u fucking prick take him a walkies
Just having brekky desu lads
>>30008357
But its scary out there, hes in the garden so he should be alright. Hes laid in the sun.
>>30008093
Please kill this repetitive shit already.
>>30008345
theres a new britfeel?
>>30008424
Where else can I spend my day?
Jigglypugg
Who else here is hungover?
Laldladslads
>No posts in nearly 2 hours
What happened?
No ones even asked for waifus yet?
>>30008691
Servers died, same as every other time
This site's a piece of shit
>>30008716
Oh right, I thought it was just me who couldn't post.
I reset my router for nothing
>>30008716
Fucking nip cunt cant even keep a website running
Why this mask?
It's a bit silly isn't it?
Think we could secure a trade deal with /ausfeel/?
We could trade our tripfags for Shitposting privileges
>>30008962
fuck we should just turn these into feels threads?
Or global feels, its what int had to do.
>Get bored
>Open up paint a draw a dick
I haven't aged at all in the last 20 years
>>30009001
I personally would welcome members of the empire to our thread. We need to be an outward facing nation
Things to do today:
1. My taxes
REEEEEEEE JUST FUCKING KILLL ME
>>30009106
>My taxes
FOY
Poleaboo woke up up around 11am
Had cereal, showered
Weighed myself, back at 160
Took a look at myself in the mirror
Shoulders and body do seem fairly feminine
Went to ASDA while playing Pokemon GO
Bought 3 cucumbers to kickstart my keto diet
Caught some decent Pokemon, back to GPS spoofing now
>>30009226
so your plan is to just eat cucumbers?
>>30009473
It will replace snacking and my general desire to eat
I'll still have breakfast though
>>30009226
>Shoulders and body do seem fairly feminine
m8
Leave your email address if you want an invite to the new britfeel chan
>>30009487
I'd just say try to stop snacking all together and stick rigidly to a meal plan.
Once you stop snacking you no longer really desire it. It's way easier if you live alone though and never buy stuff, when I'm visiting my parents I always find myself doing it because I have the option, when I'm at my flat I just never buy snack food anyway.
Though I suppose you are a NEET so it's not like you have to stay awake and focused so can get away just eating breakfast.
I don't think star trek beyond is going to be as good as the first two
I just want some oxys
FUCK
>>30009607
Stealing my joke?
Ogc
>>30009226
I am now 154 pounds
Beat that.
>>30009885
tfw used to be 125
>>30009935
tfw I used to be 185 pounds of muscle
Lads thinking it might be a good idea to leave my house?
Its been 2 weeks without sunlight
>>30009885
I could literally lift you off the floor with one arm by your scrawny little neck
Don't let me ever see you making threats of violence on here again or I'll "come manny then" and hunt you down on some Pokemon GO flex
>Wild nigii appears
>He instantly submits and climbs in the pokeball because hes a trail excuse for a human
>He tried to kill himself on the way
>You have captured a suicidal nigii
>>30009995
No you didn't, absolute fucking lies
>>30010026
Come meet me then, 154 pounds at 5'2 is fucking massive you couldn't do shit
>Poleaboo just ate 3 packets of crisps
Kill me
>>30009885
How tall are you?
How come Britfeel is dead? I haven't been on in a while but it used to get more unique posters than int brit.
>>30010042
right I forgot that was hard to achieve
legit can get that from going to the gym 3x a week
>>30010071
Because I scared everyone of
>>30010066
height doesn't matter when you are as big as me. Pic is me
>>30010055
Haha, fucking manlet overcompensating. Where do you live? I'll fight you.
>>30008713
I guess the exodus has begun? No replies to this post makes me sad
Seriously though enough memeing lads :)
I need to weigh myself and see if I've lost much.
>>300100666'1
One of the only good things about me tbqh
>>30010127
Dunno google where does dappy live you'll find out
>>30010131
all the anime posters have left for the new britfeel
>tfw no bennies until 29th
Skint lads. Should I make some pathetic videos and beg for money like Eggy?
>>30010294
my bennies come on the 28th but I need to get a sick note first so I might be even longer
I still have a big bag of weed though so it's not all bad
>>30010066
So your diet lasted all of one hour.....
Just weighed myself
174 pounds now
Mix of a bit of muscle and a bit of flab I gained while unemployed . I need to decided to start working out again and lifting or to just get skinny. I don't think I could handle the chicken and rice meals anymore
>>30010323
Wrong tripcode
>>30008713
Posting two dimensional waifu
lads I'm scared if britfeel goes away I have no other thread I frequent and I don't know where to go next
int is to fast and memey, 6+2 chan is too slow and serious, this place was perfect really
Where abouts in Manchester does poleaboo live?
If he goes to the same shop as me we are bound to bump into each other at somepoint
>>30010368
Why not just call it 8 chan?
I think we should move britfeel to either shit 4chan says or trash
>>30010368
Only part of 4chan I've consistently visited and posted on every day for over a year
>>30010381
why would anyone listen to you?
>>30010391
Cause I make 80% of the threads and love you all xx
>>30010386
same, except it's been 2 years for me
There was a community here too and it seems to hard to start again
>>30010412
your threads die more often than your fish you little melt
>>30010093
>I've never lifted a freeweight that wasn't a dumbbell in my life
Seriously those insertions are fucked up, obviously just uses machines and probably doesn't have a clue about leg dag
>>30010381
>Where abouts in Manchester does poleaboo live?
Rochdale
>>30010337
I didn't actually start it, the cucumbers are still in their wrappers
Need to tell mum to stop buying crisps
>>30010424
>except it's been 2 years for me
Oh my god you're such an old fag, lets all bow to you old man
Shut up you cunt
>>30010323
Nigger you aren't the real tilde
>>30010424
>There was a community here too and it seems to hard to start again
why did it leave?
tripfags?
wageslavery?
ascended to normiedom?
>>30010434
>Need to tell mum to stop buying crisps
You're doomed, gotta learn some discipline.
>>30010435
sorry niggir did I rattle your manlet cage?
do you want me to spit you your face because I will you little pussy
>>30010424
Please don't be mean to me. I'm in a bad place
>>30010434
We should team up and shoot something up
>>30010323
I thought you regretted bullying tilde so why are you still taking the piss?
>>30010066
>3 packets of crisps
400 cals right there
>>30010461
Trips. It's always trips. If people would just treat them like anons then it would be fine but it always ends up cliquey.
>>30010368
Just go to /vg/, pick a game you like then start frequenting the threads
>>30010462
Thats not even me
And if you still believe that post you are a bit gullible, that was someone pretending to me quite obviously. That said I was bullied a lot growing up. Anyway i'm in bury if you are as brave as you say you are.
>>30010461
all of the above really but the normies were the main cause but there still seemed to be a sense community here up to a few months ago but it's just gone
>>30010465
If you want a hugbox you little faggot piss off to plebbit
>>30010488
I'm quite bad at video games and it's there having somewhere to post about life was just nice
>>30010500
any chance to have a good at nigii the fish killer is great
>>30010575
>any chance to have a good at nigii the fish killer is great
you are a pussy mate, cunts like you are the reason britfeel is dead
http://pastebin.com/rjRfEbgn
This is still happening if anyone is interested
>>30010586
hating tripfags is wrong now? faggot.
>>30010612
faggot? That's original.
You ever felt a pussy before?
>>30010602
What shows will be playing?
>>30010612
I'm not using my trip though?
>>30010622
Ignore my original point, faggot.
>>30010644
mostly scat porn
>>30010648
Its ok to be upset man, I was miserable when I was a virgin as well. How old are you now? Like 15? It should happen any day now don't worry
>>30010647
well how do I know it was you, you little beta male piece of shit.
everyone make a concerted effort to not be mongs and britfeel will repair itself
>>30010644
Shitty comedy`s like limmys show and little britain
>>30010676
If they ignored the trip fags and pakipoo this place would be better
>>30010674
More of an alpha than you will ever be :))))))))
from friday evening i've drank:
1 gallon of cider (4.5 liters)
2 bottles of wine
1.5 liters of strong beer
wondered if i was drinking too much?
still drunk to be honest.
>>30010093
nigii constantly posts pictures of other people pretending to be them.
>>30010697
Forced anonymity would be really great for r9k
>>30010714
Still drunk 2 days later? kek
>>30010676
Right now literally half the thread is hidden for me as I've filtered Nigii and everyone's replying to him.
It's in the nature of tripfags that they will never be ignored by everyone, they're like parasites that feed off attention. They will always find a way to get (you)s
>>30010676
>>30010697
I agree no tripfag attention, no nigii attention and no pakipoo attention
Hey mateys, any plans for the day?
I got itchy throat cold lurgy. whole family has
anybody else got this?
think its something going around
>>30010720
Even though the filename says dappy?
And that is my first time
>>30010738
Poleaboo is impossible to ignore cause he posts in 3rd person. Plus when I left for a month people kept pretending to be me and telling me to come back.
>>30010769
yeah me but it's finally clearing up after a week
>>30010773
if someone goes "poleaboo" just don't reply, they'll run out of steam soon enough.
>>30010801
I think poleaboo is mean but he does contribute to the thread.
People here are so insecure about themselves they bully other betas. We should just be nice to each other, then the threads would be good again.
>>30008224
>>30008244
>>30008313
They give you three days grace period if you don't pay it on the day nowadays. After that, you'll get an overdue fee and the interest will start to climb, so you're looking at about 120gbp at that point and it can get higher.
If you can't pay on the day or during the grace period, you can arrange a payment plan where you pay some of it then and another lot whenever, I think the next payment has to be paid within a month.
Trust me though, you do not want to take another Wonga loan again. It's bad for your credit score and it's just /too convenient/ - I've taken loads of them just because it's easier than asking people and now I have shitty credit. At one point it began to snowball too, I was taking a quick quid loan and a wonga loan at the same time etc etc. After paying it off at the end of the month I'd have too little left so I'd have to get another smaller loan. Basically I had no money ever because I was constantly taking these loans just to float.
It's basically financial smack.
>>30010769
Haven't had even a hint of sickness in over a year. I think my immune system got some kind of boost because I used to get sick all the time.
Drink some tea and spend the day the in bed lad, you'll be fine
>>30010758
Studying all day, only 3 days left til my summer can start again.
Might play some league tonight, I'm on a streak.
What about you lad?
Obscure feel:
>Named Alfie
>Before the movie came out
>Everyone else named Alfie is like 13
Anyone else know this feel
I think nigii seems nice and I enjoy his blog. It makes me feel better about myself. Stop being so mean.
>>30010887
I'm going to try to get my rocket league ratings back up
also I thought dota was the better game, why play leagues?
Just forked out 240 quid for three weeks worth of PT and training plan. Took some before pictures. I can't wait to not look like shit naked.
>>30010909
Thanks mate, I know its always the same one person being a cunt to me. He thinks I impersonate him in these threads when I don't.
can all the tripfags just not be tripfags for a day? please
>Poleaboo has to be at the Job Centre tomorrow
>Haven't put anything in my work search diary for 2 week
On the plus side she didn't look at the book or sign it off last week
>>30010980
Yes, I want to stop forever but people keep pretending to be me and I want to prove its not me being a cunt.
Tilde and shout aint that bad though
>>30010957
3 weeks isn't enough but it's a good start and I hope it goes well for you
>>30010980
who is currently tripping?
also talking about tripping is just as cancerous as tripping
>>30010912
Because I'm a pleb. Also Dota looks pretty shit and I don't really know what's going on. I just stick to League because it's what I know.
Rocket league seems fun but I don't really wanna pay for it
>>30010996
Nigiis gonna be waiting outside all day for you :)
>>30010998
this is an anonymous imageboard, it doesnt matter
>>30011002
its is just as cancerous, but necessary right now
>>30011020
You could just filter them though
>>30011002
That's just for the PT sessions (twice weekly), they compliment the training plan (3x a week) and since I'm a client now I can basically ask my PT if my lifting form / technique is good
I'm so excited I might just buy some protein powder
>>30011046
which doesnt work because half the thread is people (you)ing them
>>30011059
Install 4chan x. I've filtered Nigii and it automatically filters all the replies to him. The thread is so much better with that
>>30011020
I'm anonymous in real life how horrible will it be to die and not have anyone notice in real life and online.
I can handle the irl I don't think I could here.
>>30011072
Nigii is great though
>>30011005
rocket league is just so fun, I've not put so many hours into a game for ages, plus you can get it for a tenner I think
>>30011020
yes but were all pretty agreed on the ignoring trips thing after a while it just becomes parroting
Gorilla is worse than all the trips though
>>30011072
okay thats decent, but still if theyre causing animostiy in the threads it ruins the comfy
whatever the solution is we all need to do it to fix the generals
All the dumb meta discussion is ruining this thread tbqh
>>30011118
they were already ruined, some meta is useful
>>30011118
yeah. this thread is boring because everyone's talking about the thing that's ruining this thread.
jam crumpets or cheese crumpets m8s whats better
Don't worry lads me and shout are off to sort poleaboo out tomorrow then the threads will be nice again.
>>30011118
>>30011110
>>30011109
>>30011072
>>30011059
>>30011046
>>30011020
>>30011002
>>30010980
>>30010909
>>30011137
>>30011136
Meta discusion is killing the thread too, please stop
>>30010323
wrong trip, also you should know the real tilde doesn't even drink, no chance he would do drugs
speaking of tilde though, how has he been lately? anyone hear from him?
>>30011158
And what do you think you're doing you silly cunt?
>>30011158
well actually we we just saying that the meta discussion was killing the thread. So it was a conversation about the meta discussion.
also I offered another conversation piece, please add to that instead of the meta discussion
>they think nigii is 5'2
kek I trolled you guys
>>30011163
Hes fine, he was here yesterday and I spoke to him loads. Hes down to 7% body fat. Hes not very friendly though.
>>30011170
bringing it to a head
highlighting that in 15 minutes all the posts are pretty much the same and the majority of disccsuon
the straw to break the donkeys back if you will
>>30011187
kek thats so lel
jej
>>30011179
I have started fresh topics to swerve the conversation but people seem intent on treading the same ground
>>30011193
>the straw to break the donkeys back if you will
I watched Shrek yesterday actually
>>30011193
> still engaging in a meta discussion
oi m8s yorkshire tea or twinings
>>30011222
shrek is over rated garbage
>>30011234
kenco millicano
>>30011234
Earl Grey you pleb
>>30011244
oh well, the series is all ogre now
>>30011244
Not bad for an instant. Tell you what's good though, if you invest in a cheap caffetiere, Aldi's own Alcafe stuff is actually good coffee
>>30011251
twinings earl grey or clipper earl grey
hint: there is only one good earl grey
>>30011269
My mum buys the stuff you have to french press but it's way to strong for me
>>30008093
Where can I download manga?
>>30011244
Shrek is in no way over rated
>>30011290
Ask her to get some Taylors italian blend then, that stuff has more flavour than strength. Lovely stuff
REEEEE just been outside for 30 mins and its so fucking muggy, not even a fat cunt but sweating so much.
Saw a normie wearing a captains hat like it was the most normal thing in the world too with a group of stacies
>>30011280
Twinings of course. None of that organic hippy shit
>>30010758
Meeting a friend for drinks and dinner later, got a feeling she's gonna cancel on me because she was out yesterday
>>30011193
that was a finished discussion you autist
IM PART OF THE PROBLEM NOW!
>>30011331
>female friend
What are you playing at son?
drinking a nice sainsburys red label decaf right now desu
>>30010998
Tilde is the only tripfag I like desu
>>30011318
You are correct
Though teapigs do a good darjeeling with bergamot and it does the trick
>>30011373
Why? Hes more of a cunt than most
>>30011369
>decafe
>>30011367
>not waiting on the sidelines for a chance of puss
>>30011373
>not liking shoutanus
>>30011369
I buy the Typhoo decaff tea from iceland, get 120 bags for 2 quid
>>30011373
That upset me but then I realised I am the onlyextripper who isnt gay so its good
>>30011401
> decaf
I need the caffine to get through the day tbqhwy
>>30011393
Drinking decaff tea and coffee is very good for anxiety>>30011424
>>30011444
and your stomach
>>30011393
shout anon is a cunt
>>30011461
>and your stomach
didn't know that
>>30011424
actually prefer caff desu, personally just drink decaf because that's what mummy buys
Do you guys like nymphanon?
>>30011444
Fair do's. Part of my job is scrolling through fuck loads of data / logs so I get braintired quickly, caffinated bevs are my aesthetic.
i might do it this time r9k, this bot has come to a bitten end, im thinking about ending my life tonight, i just wrote my death lettter
>>30011461
What did he ever do apart from razz on tilde and nigii a bit?
>>30011510
In all honesty the waifu fags just blend into on person for me
>>30011554
please read this before you do anything, it helped me
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
>>30011554
don't worry the pokemon go servers usually come back online in an hour or so
>>30011367
We used to work together and are pretty much drinking buddies
>>30011571
Not him but he was to mean to tilde, he apologised though and is a lot nicer now.
>>30011554
Nigii knows how you feel, but aside from the loneliness the medical issues and mental health problems is life that bad? I think it could get better and could also be a lot worse, and if I can hang on you can to.
who is your favourite cam whore?
British Ideally
>>30011610
Unironically
>be yourself
I think you're the one who should kill himself
>>30011667
Never watched one in my life tbqhwy
>>30011722
>implying you understand desiderata
SHOUT
OCEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck Shout
Fuck Kent
Fuck Tilde
Fuck Nigii
Fuck Poleaboo
Fuck Gorilla
Fuck Cumbria
Fuck boy better know
>>30011894
Its a bugzy malone ting
I want to light up a bifta but my neighbours are in the garden sunbathing
fucking weirdos
>>30011924
My uncles brought his wan wan round so i'm gonna take if for a walk.
I hate how much I shake whenever I think about leaving the house.
>>30012035
are you going to catch any pokemon on your trip?
>>30011776
>implying there's anything to 'get' in some self-help bullshit
>>30012035
Wan wans are cute
Have fun being outside I can't fucking stand it, I'm in cornwall on holdiay and I keep borderline sperging out
>>30012079
>I'll never be able to help myself. I hope someone comes along and rescues me like in one of my chinese cartoons
You are absolutely pathetic. No wonder you are one of the dregs of society. And you always will be.
>>30011667
I just find the least popular one on myfreecams and call them awful things
>>30012186
lel I like your style
>go on myfreecams in the day
>hundreds of british slags murdering their cunts with massive dildos
>go on at night
>stuck up americans demanding 10000 dollars to reveal a nipple for ten seconds
>>30011667
Used to watch Iran_Persian on chaturbate but she stopped camming :(
>>30012256
>>30012249
I like lucy london on mfc
she just shoves owt up here pussy and has decent banter
>>30010996
The one by the town hall?
>>30012079
>self-help
its a fucking poem you luddite
>>30012122
Sounds like you're baiting but where did you get that from my comment? All I said was that self-help is bullshit. Some fucking poem isn't going to save my life
>>30012284
yeah, that's the one
Still not put anything into my work search book
>>30012122
ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
>>30012274
there used to be a really fit girl who went on in the days, can't remember her name now though
she lived in brighton or somewhere like that and had decent banter
she was auctioning off a date with her in london (lol) but then went off shortly after
>>30012295
It's all from your attitude mate. You're a loser. You don't realise how important mindset is for success. You think success and being happy is all about getting lucky and have people give you things for nothing. You don't know that having a certain mindset is the first step to manifesting change in your life.
>>30012308
Poleaboo is upset scanlation of the Kaiji manga seems to have been abandoned
>>30012284
Can you please go there and give Poleaboo a nice strong slap? Show that Paki some /britfeel/ love
>more little piggies getting shot
excellent news
>>30012295
reductionism is so pretentious, seeing it as 'some fucking poem' prevents you from actually absorbing the message
its not a poem, its a collection of ideas that you should entertain
>>30012057
No I still only have a Samsung galaxy ace
>>30012327
id be more than up for a britfeel viewing of kaiji, its so fucking good, we wouldnt survive
>>30012298
Hahaha now we've got you Amir you little cunt.
We'll just wait for you outside the job centre and follow you home, then you're fully doxed.
Then we'll wait outside until you go out at night to get a takeaway or whatever and kick the utter shit out of you.
>>30012336
Leave the boys in blue alone, I prefer them over niggers
>>30012336
Poleaboo agrees
Hope one of those bullets crosses the Atlantic
>>30010093
you sure it's not dappy abs on twitter.
>>30012390
You're the one who will get your paki blood spilled.
>>30012371
im in manc, ill defend poleaboo. he likes kaiji
>>30012413
You better go and live in his house then because I don't see any other way that you could defend him.
I hope you like kebabs, chicken burgers, crisps and cucumber because that's all that the filthy little fucker eats.
>>30012430
my diet is pizza and chicken, at least he has his greens
>>30012371
Good luck hanging outside the a chav infested job centre for 8 hours and spotting the paki you're after in town that's 20% paki
>>30012443
The cucumber is his latest retarded scheme to lose weight. He is going to eat fast food and cucumbers exclusively, along with three packets of crisps whenever he feels like it.
He's such a stupid little cunt.
>>30012476
>8 hours
He's posted in this thread loads of times about "just back from the job centre" and "just headed to the job centre". Obviously we now know what time he signs on. Use your brain.
>25 degrees celcius
Literally fucking dying.
Someone's been a naughty boy.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1453253/hacker-stole-womens-intimate-selfies-then-shared-them-with-their-friends-and-families-online/
>>30012356
The ED was pretty comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr4Q5xe6C1g
>>30012559
OP 2 was top, ED 2 was hilarious
>>30012494
>He's posted in this thread loads of times about "just back from the job centre" and "just headed to the job centre". Obviously we now know what time he signs on. Use your brain.
I don't sign on at the same time every fortnight
>The cucumber is his latest retarded scheme to lose weight. He is going to eat fast food and cucumbers exclusively, along with three packets of crisps whenever he feels like it.
I'm cutting out the crisps and fast food
Today was just part of the adjustment period
>>30012522
I barely even feel it but it was 33 most of the time I was in spain
>>30012578
>I don't sign on at the same time every fortnight
Yeah you're the only person on the dole who doesn't sign on at the same time every fortnight. Despite the fact that you always post about it at the same time every fortnight.
Can't wait until my friend and I are knocking your teeth out, you filthy paki bastard.
Nigiis gonna be outside the job centre dont worry
Also just walked six miles and on the way back got told I had no swag
well what do you know
>>30012695
>Nigiis gonna be outside the job centre
No you won't mate. Amir is all on his own, and he knows it. He'll never even meet you in real life, not once. So it's a bit ridiculous that you're saying you'll defend him.
In any case, even if you were at the job centre to defend him, it wouldn't matter. We're not going to take him outside the job centre obviously. We'll get him when he goes out at night for a take away. He claims he'll stop eating them but we all know that's bullshit. Playing shitty computer games and going to the kebab shop are the only pleasures he has in his shitty life, other than his deviant wanks.
>>30012581
Got up to 41 when I was in Greece. Pure hell
>>30012781
I don't get why people go aboard in that heat surely it must mar a good time by constantly being uncomfortable
>>30012695
Thanks, friend
>>30012618
Honestly the time does vary quite a lot
>>30012769
I don't masturbate anymore due to the anti-androgends
>>30012769
Nigii wants to confront/help batter him not defend him.
Poleaboo is watching Star Wars episode 7 for the first time
he already knows the spoilers
>>30012824
>Honestly the time does vary quite a lot
This isn't going to save you. You're going to suffer badly now.
>>30012833
>even nigii is anti-poleaboo
fucking kek
>>30012848
Does the wookie make your willy hard?
>>30012818
Well when people go to Greece in the summer they typically spend a lot of time at the beach. When you're inside you have the AC, and a lot of cafes and restaurants are by the sea anyway so the heat is sort of bearable
>>30012900
Wookie? Poleaboo always thought it was a Pakistani girl.
It bares a lot of resemblance to his sisters.
>plan to do a 15 minute drive to work, ust to get used to the route
>wrong lane on a 3 lane roundabout
>fuck
>spend an hour driving round rural berkshire praying for a sign to a place I recognise
>eventually blind luck wins out and I find my way back to where I wanted to be in the first place
Driving was a lot better today, only one stall when crossing traffic. But fuck me, I can't navigate for shit. Need to invest in a satnav.
>>30012848
I'm willing to protect you in return I'd like
Whatever you are having from the takeaway
20% of your dole money
access to either of your sisters preferably both
also no funny business and keep that transshit to a minimum
In return I'll offer
3 trips outside per week where I'll tail you to make sure you are safe (I don't want to be seen with you)
I will prevent your dad from bothering you (unless I agree with him)
and all jobcentre appoints too
so you in?
>>30012976
>access to either of your sisters preferably both
paedophile
Watching guardians of the galaxy fianlly. Only 5 minutes in and i'm already cringing. Also why the fuck did they cast karen gillan ?
>>30012999
poleaboos like 26 his sister have to be legal ages, unless his mum got some less autistic white cock after seeing the way poleaboo turned out
>>30013025
his youngest sister is 14 maybe 15 now
>>30012848
Do you like so far m8?
>>30013064
well I'll take the older one and wait a year or two for the younger one to become legal
>>30012999
Literally rebbit-the movie
Poleaboo hates live-action Marvel Studios films
>>30012976
I am NOT going to the takeaway anymore
You can have 10% of my dole money plus travel expenses
You can have access to my bp
I am trans, so I can't cut it out
I only need you to come outside with me once a fortnight (to the JC)
Can the other two trips be converted into meetings where we just hang out, maybe watch something together?
>>30013089
Sure, it seems ok
I haven't watched a film or anything in a while so it feels great just to be watching something
>>30013104
>Poleaboo hates live-action Marvel Studios films
could be worse, could be the fucking avengers movie.
>>30013104
Nigii will do it for free if you promise to be his friend, watch films with him and take back what you said about me.
>>30013104
>Poleaboo hates live-action Marvel Studios films
I think they are quite fun desu.
I'm losing the will to live my wagie life.
How'd you guys handle it?
>>30013186
we neet it up
giant fan next to me lads
isn't helping as much as it should
>>30013186
Get a better job.
You in the rat race son, gotta keep scurrying
>>30013104
counter offer
you send 3k and your sister round to the traford center 3pm tomorrow or I'll join these lads
>>30013148
Very shallow and unambitious
They will never have a Dark Knight
And yes, I realise DC have 10 bad films for every good one
>>30013139
Deal
>>30013370
>xmen
opinion discarded
>>30013370
i remember watching the first spiderman as a kid.
then watching spiderman 2.
after which i watched the first again.
its sequel makes it look... comical.
only spiderman 2 deserves to be on that list.
>>30013370
Why is poleaboo watching capeshit when he would be the villain in these films?
>>30013465
What's wrong with a comic book film feeling like a comic book?
>>30013582
the second one has so much more pathos that the first appears superficial and uninteresting by comparison.
where is shout he loves limmys show
>>30014146
Should have crossposted to /brit/
