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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MikRS_EEGcQ
/missing u/ edition
replacing big dave with may-may huh
i'll miss him
Play ballbusting
how many codeine 30mg do i take to get high lads?
i have no opiate tolerance
*scampers into the new thread*
heheheehehe
*slaps you hard and scurries away before you can react*
>Cameron was a good PM
Words that immediately inform me someone has voted in a maximum of 2 general elections
>>61986946
OI.
*throws my beer can at your runt head*
>>61986901
ban evading
>thainonce
no thanks
good thread
>>>/r9k/29895699
>>61986937
Co-Codamol? break 8 of them into dust then put this powder in ice cold water, stir it, then pour it through a filter like a t shirt or doubled over paper towel into a cup and drink the filtered bit
don't eat the tablets straight they all have paracetamol to stop druggies using them and you will knacker your organs at the dose you need to get high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIb_n8e5hw8
Filtered this ulster runt (more like utter runt hahaha, hoho)
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg
>>61986957
>Ausland
wonder how badly our drug policy will regress under may
she was the one pushing the psychoactives bill
Business idea: pop into town and buy a few things
>>61986985
he has 30s mate, he doesn't need to CWE
if they are 30/500 he can take 4 of them no problem
>>61987002
How about not doing drugs?
>>61986985
no laddie it's pure prescription stuff
>>61987029
alri theresa
>>61987026
>if they are 30/500 he can take 4 of them no problem
my liver turns dark and I can see it through my skin when I do this
>>61986997
still ban evading
heading off to the kitchen to make some cinnamon toast lads, you want anything?
>>61987047
... «a camera–phone spying on every home» May
>>61987084
fairy bread
>>61987029
that seems pretty unlikely when the recommended max dose for para is 4000mg a day. you could probably take 10000mg a day with no side effects.
CWE is dumb regardless when you can buy codeine linctus syrup for about £2.50 without a prescription
>>61986937
3 with some grapefruit juice
4-5 if none
ignore the literal opiate fiends who will tell you the itchiness is enjoyable, take 2 anti histamines about 45m-1hr before you take em
>>61987064
technically not considering I haven't broke any rules
>>61987024
sounds magnificent, want a cookie?
made my bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE3oZEZ-DrQ&feature=youtu.be&t=17
me in the underarmour hoodie
>>61987140
now lie in it
>>61987115
think this was meant for >>61987027
>>61987029
>the "wrong" type of molecules should be illegal
>the "wrong" plant should be illegal
>the "wrong" mushroom should have a 7yr jail sentence attached to it
drugs produce general insanity and loss of all coherent thinking - in those who don't take them!
I can't handle weed and beer at the same time. It just fucks me up, I vomited the whole way up my stairs after smoking joint while walking home from the pub two nights ago.
>>61987123
Evading a ban is breaking rules
might go have beans on toast x
>>61987149
she's cute,
[feeling desire]
>>61987180
how could I be banned if I haven't broke any rules?
>it's a degenerates discussing their favourite flavour of slow painful suicide episode
there lads, got a plate of cinnamon toast made on fresh bread i made today, who wants some?
Wonder how many runts in these threads are 1 or 2 hoodies they cycle, same pair of jeans, converse or vans every day of the week wearing generic nerd freaks
>>61987170
that man, thanks for the update.
>>61987211
Nonce
>>61987224
what's cinnamon toast?
>>61987170
didn't you have about 7 pints though
>>61987140
Good post
>tfw no qt patrician gf
once got told that making your bed can help with depression
>>61987230
I'm wearing cons and trackies and I'm working on site rn. I've 25i at 800ug under tongue and bossman just told me to slab a wall.
>>61987275
I did, I live streamed on brit if I recall. I was in a bad way that might.
Hungover and haven't slept and got the shits and need a shower but need to make lunch and ugh fuck this drinking bleach
>>61987268
toast with butter and cinnamon la
>>61987308
certainly makes me feel nice
>>61987128
>cookie
FOY
>>61987149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
Please support my wifes daughters dancing channel it means a lot to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7L0hMAvUKc
>>61987221
everyone dies
>>61987339
turbo nonce
>>61987339
w-what age
>>61987318
add some sugar and some apple slices and i'd enjoy it
>>61987339
how was this found?
>>61987339
hate to think what this'll do to my 'tube recommendations
bit too much noncing in this thread for my liking
>>61987380
forgot to mention, yea you mix a bit of sugar in with the cinnamon too
some boiled apples would be great with it though, good idea Danelad
>>61987339
>
>>61987385
Thainonce's youtube likes.
>>61987339
are you thainonce
>>61987339
might filter you
Eating a roast pork and gravy stottie
Proper food
>missus sends pic
>glamorous and model tier beautiful every time
>I send pic
>look like a sack of bearded shit and lard every time
how do they do it?
>>61987385
The classic Webcam search on YouTube. Very noice
>>61987422
>>61987406
>>61987394
>>61987385
>>61987357
>>61987355
>>61987424
Thanks for the (You)s, you little dancing imps. I played you like a fiddle, once again I win them all.
>NEW GENUINE HP Compaq Presario 18.5V 3.5A CQ61-310SA N193 CQ50 CQ60 CQ70 Charger
then in description:
>Brand: Lite-an
What did they mean by this.
>>61987406
th-thanks.
>>61987450
Women are on a whole other level when it comes to taking photos man.
> go to take a bite of the cinnamon toast
> inhale for some reason
> mfw cinnamon in my fucking lungs
>>61987507
saved the photo haha x
tfw no Leah gf
>>61987507
Do you have a couch blocking a door?
>>61987516
nonce.
>>61987529
terrible businesswoman
>>61987507
Yes,new pics of this cumdump. I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag.
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
>>61987507
> i play autistic guitar because i'm such a sensitive deeply emotional boy
>>61987507
do you get bullied for your hair
>>61987507
I'd bum you a bit.
I've never met a nice South African
>>61987555
always good for a laff this one
post anymore you hav
Business idea: british themed sports bar serving english ales and scotch eggs
>>61987585
I've met a whole family of them, though they have moved and integrated into England
Plus the daughters are so fucking fit
>>61987585
black or white?
me and my gf.
stay jealous white boy.
>>61987598
In Demark?
Someone would burn it down
>>61987600
>self–fagging
I'm starting to come up now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
> and i won!...
so what does a fanny smell like when you stick your face down there
>>61987651
sweaty hair
Lads how do I become a normie?
Give me you unironic best advice.
>>61987600
m8 that's nothing
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/thainonce/country/at/
>3 pages
>>61987651
depends how clean she is
>>61987651
Musky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vjDWZhHqYg
>>61987660
Just be yourself
Lads, thought I might stop drug-taking degenerate and take responsibility for my mental well being but then some guy on the internet said all drugs are just molecules so now I'm not sure.
Acid is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szU96sqGAU
Hmmm
eggman tried killing himself live on stream the other day :[
>>61987741
fuck off пoпки
>>61987741
*subscribes*
>>61987743
Are you implying that picture is the attempt or did he actually?
J U S T
i've got broads in mancester
>>61987743
why is he so grey
>>61987763
video got removed
but yeah he did
>>61987743
no he didn't that picture is old af
>>61987803
4chan
>>61987815
see
>>61987812
>>61987839
'yeah he did' is not proof you fucking spackoid
Going to hang a sash round my bollocks and hand stand up the Falls Road
goolies are gagging for it
women are mental
![tumblr_m52u2zHlFf1qcolx2o1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1lil5L5.gif "tumblr m52u2zHlFf1qcolx2o1 400[1]")
>>61987663
Jesus
>>61987690
top lel
>>61987854
talked to this girl on okcupid once
>>61987845
the video got removed bud
what do you want me to do, reappear it from thin air? fuck off child
/brit/ BTFO
>>61987853
>>61987839
two worst posters ITT
>>61987854
She should upload a new one that also looks pretty much the same except I've spaffed all over her glasses
>>61987854
relax bro x
society has actually pushed me to the point of inironically being a misanthrope
inb4 edgy fedora neckbeard memes
>>61987880
hahahahahaha
Why the fuck are people name fagging reddit flags
men are mental
>>61987880
Correct
>>61987854
Don't even have fucking lenses!!
>>61987868
what was she like
hmm
>>61987903
KEK
>>61987902
just glad i can filter the redditors at last desu
>>61987481
I can see that
she's alright though, she actually puts up with me somehow. that takes a heroic effort in itself.
>>61987923
plain but probably because she wasn't interested
Come to the conclusion that the so called """""economy""""" is a meme
>>61987903
had a lol
great post
might join POF or OKCupid
>>61987945
how insightful
Got a job interview later on today
Anything I can do if I don't own a suit to make myself look better?
post kebab slags
https://twitter.com/dats/status/752800373568659456
Glad to see Corbyn's revolutionary guard are getting involved
>>61988016
Get your hands on a suit?
>>61988037
>british """""women"""""
>>61988066
Honestly the smartest thing I have is the brown hoodie in the pic
I'm stuffed aren't I
amazing girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBaDmBC26KQ
>>61988097
Putting her on my Christmas list
>>61988037
>for a bottle of vodka and a kit kat you can shove your shaft up the right one's ass and stir last nights chicken tikka masala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWtLWAxNXI
>>61988072
Specifically northerners
This thread is seriously lacking in kebab slags/
*propels Great Britain to the middle of the Atlantic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yP77AsH9I0
hah, us graduates
the willy's out lads
after being hit by a car and putting my dear old head through the windshield i've felt a bit funny in the head; difficulty focusing, concentration etc also anxiety, just feeling slow and vague
Has this happened to any britlads? Did you recover or was it permanent? Please reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PftGJGPhtxo
:3
>>61988255
see a doctor
>>61988228
pics x
Fuck me lads just remembered that I won't be a student forever not really happy about this
>>61988255
Yes, it's because of something else though.
>>61988273
i intend to
>>61988292
i also smoke weed everyday; perhaps cessation may be necessary to retain/recover? full mental function
Hillary Clinton
>>61988353
Weed is bad for your brain so yeah, I'd recommend giving it a miss if you're worried.
sick of you runts posting this and posting that
rack off
legends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL90HbSfIxY
>>61988416
Weed is a plant its fucking good for you
>>61988120
REMOVE MODERATES
>>61988432>>61988432
so would you eat hemlock?
>>61988496
Fuck off man ruining my vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vea4Hvs8-Jw
Jotting notes down
>vibes
gone quiet
almost too quiet
>>61988569
Time for lunch
wouldn;t say my willy is soft
Just drank a bottle of Dr Pepper.
FS lads! Is this the worst type of driver on the roads of Britain today?
>>61987945
personal economy is very real
but national economy and international economy where most money only exists as numbers and not cold hard currency is indeed all memes
>>61988535
Her and her foot fetish model m8 creep me out
>>61988620
pakis, slow drivers and normies who have just passed their test
Need Hannah Diamond to squeeze my nuttermilk out my cock like the last bit in a tube of toothpaste
>>61988622
"cold hard currency" is a meme
why do foreigners post in are /brit/?
>>61988620
Straight white man?
They're the worst type of everything desu
>nowhere to watch the old episodes of eurotrash
ffs
Money is a meme. Honestly don't understand why we can't just barter goods or something.
>>61988671
Don't know, why do you?
Reply to this post or you will never get a gf
Did a sad wank lads
>>61988460
Does he play bangers?
At the doctors today
Diagnosis AIDS
on tablets for it
>>61988697
coz its are /brit/
dont they know we voted leave?
>>61988694
What do you have that Tesco/ASUS/Microsoft could possibly want?
>>61988757
are you the annoying vocaroo twat?
*never gets a gf*
>>61988815
literally me haha
>>61988694
becomes difficult one imagines
pretty boggled by glaring difficulties in quality of life between people we accept as just 'the way things are' though
to think of the suffering of untold bizoillions of humans born to lives of poverty or whatever
>>61988786
never posted a vocaroo in my life
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>>61988698
Mummy loves (You).
>>61988850
oh right
why are all people from ulster irritating twats?
Well I just got back from a month long ban.
I got many friends, a gf, and my depression is cured.
This is totally not lies.
>May banned Chance the Rapper from the UK
Didn't know that
>>61988689
this
Poleaboo is going to email the laser hair removal clinic
Tell them about his situation and ask if this makes him unsuitable for laser hair removal
>Hi
>I had patch test 2 weeks ago and received what I believe was a small burn beneath my chin area. My face is fine though.
>I am wondering if this makes me unsuitable for laser hair removal?
Farting til i'm sick
>>61988860
gumtree general
>>61988883
absolutely based
>>61988883
at no loss to any briton
Method:
Start your prep the night before. In a bowl, stir together the yoghurt, almond milk, protein powder, seeds and cinnamon. Mix in the oats and leave in the fridge overnight in an airtight container so that the seeds and oats expand and release their energy-giving compounds. Just before you tuck in, sprinkle with the almonds and blueberries. If you’re used to breakfasting “al desko”, it’s far better and tastier than anything you’ll get from that chain coffee shop next to your office.
for the last 10 years I have counted the number of each cutlery that were cleaned in the dishwasher. today i didn't because i was too tired
anyway the results are:
knifes > teaspoons > tablespoons > forks
>>61988860
I was looking at something like that. It's not a great job desu; long hours, lots of driving and you have to work with crazy academics.
>>61988982
>almond milk
out
Business idea: annex the sudetenland
*poleaboo is restrained to a table whilst a deadly lazer gets ever closer to his burka*
do you expect me to transition?
*chuckles*
no mr. poleaboo, i expect you to be a smelly paki
>>61988815
this desu
>>61989033
*appeases you*
>>61989010
wages seem quite nice though
No. 61988915
fuck off
>>61989007
>dishwasher
Fuck off billionaire
not allergic to nuts but i don't eat them anyway
this isnt your private blogpost
>>61989088
>not allergic to nuts
Alri poofter.
feelin' fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1u1uDq_MUw
Here's a pic of the burn
>>61989184
Looks like the top of a wog cock looking up a wog belly
>>61989175
nice blogpost, runt
>if ireland unifies I'll get to see unionist tears
>will also see smug sinn feiners
conflicted desu
just had the nicest poo
Poleaboo sent the email
part of my inner bum is now part of my outer bum and things meant to be in my inner bum are leaking out
>a load of orange order fuckwits were burned to death when their bonfire fell over on top of them last night
>>61989323
ahhhh yes
>>61989323
push it back in
What day is it? the years are all mixed up
>>61989348
source or fuck off
Where do u go from here lads
>The majority of kevposting was just some northern Irish mong posting to himself all along
>>61989434
>Can I shit in yo ass hun?
>>61989434
ya blew it from the start
>>61989444
proof? that thaianon was pretty into it too
>>61989451
>ass
fuck off yank
>>61989426
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/video-news/video-shankill-road-homes-catch-fire-next-to-bonfire-34876028.html
>>61989444
Still don't understand kevposting. Why is he interesting? I saw his awkward videos from like 4 years ago. Not getting it 2bh.
I regret picking the scab covering my burn
i said what what in the butt
i said what what in the butt
you wanna do it in my butt
in my butt
you wanna do it in my butt
in my butt
you wanna do it in my butt
in my butt
let's do it in the butt
okay
haven't had an orgasm in over 26hrs
>>61989521
this was never ever funny
what a bunch of cucks http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/uup-mp-danny-kinahan-apologises-over-bonfire-irish-tricolour-twitter-picture-34876160.html
>>61989502
just autists who think that repeating the same thing over and over again makes something funny
>>61989539
unlike ur face
Read the burn COULD heal in another week
>>61989434
I'm so lonely, let's get married
>>61989482
Thailad just makes shoops of things that are popular and made things like soundboards, didn't just post random quotes and pictures
>>61989502
it's just the northern irish twat and his cronies
>>61989539
yeah nah ay cunt
>>61989502
>Why is he interesting?
because the paddy that originally posted the walking picture convinced everyone it was a trip that posted here
>>61989571
>no proof
i see
taking a chance
>>61989566
what if it doesn't? what are you going to do?
>>61989606
>takes the name off after it backfires
Yeah well done
>shooting
>2 dead
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-36767865
Why is it always white people?
really nice boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb8pus-0hjc
same group of runts who post kev are the ones who post fedoras
no inherent wit or value in the posts, but they think it's funny because they keep doing it
gone deaf in my left ear, MASSIVE tinnitus. very disorientating.
https://youtu.be/Uepxngo5AxU?t=44
watching gorgeous teenagers wear bikinis on youtube from the comfort of my pc
someone post kev in a fedora
>>61989614
Kill myself haha
But seriously, I need to hope for the best, the alternative would be crushing
Emailed the clinic, hopefully will get something positive back
>>61989622
what
going pound shop anyone want owt
>>61989674
>Kill myself
absolutely halal
>>61989681
Yeah get us a few pounds mate haha
Might do a cheeky suicide haha
https://youtu.be/Fmt3eDtlwMk?t=230
alright
>>61989670
Who else /only has a single ball/ here?
>>61989681
I want a owl
determined to succeed
>>61989702
absolute madman
>>61989721
yea since i was 15
>Why yes, I am Danish.
*stands up on computer chair*
*spins around with extreme care*
wahey haha
doing a poo
making an arrangement
>>61989050
there will be cuckoldry in our time!
>the crossdressing sex offender has disfigured himself trying to turn himself into a "girl"
my heart bleeds
we are all drops of awareness, in an ocean of consciousness
having a go
>A wedge-tailed eagle tried to fly away with a terrified boy at a popular wildlife show in central Australia.
got 50% profit on my market simulator
hammering out the details
Having trouble finding a mate
can i be in your video
taking a risk
Putting it out there
>>61989434
fuckde it
>>61989500
Holy fuck just had to see for myself
I'm keking so hard.
changing it up
>>61989865
Why is all wildlife in Oz fucking crazy
challenging the paradigms
thinking outside the box
ducking and weaving
>>61989909
They'll fuck you up too.
considering my options
Going straight on the news
______________________________________
https://youtu.be/ZZxrD7RwSf0?t=31 need an african queen to shag my pelvis to rubble
checking around
>>61989583
i remember that
good banter desu
having a ponder
bringing it all together
Striking a deal
*ignores this ridiculous gimmick*
turning the tables
letting it all go
Poleaboos mum is getting him a mcFlurry
Only put on
>>61989814
Not a sex offender and my injury might heal in a week or 3 pounds since the end of ramadan
coming to a conclusion
assessing the alternatives
speaking in metaphor
>>61989965
fucking hell
preparing to fail
Wasting my posts
>>61990019
>Only put on
3 pounds since the end of Ramadan
looking to the future
calling for backup
expecting the worst
wew lads had a successful day
went to the doctors, got a haircut and posted a package
also got a really nice toasted sandwich while i was at it
incroyablee
realising my potential
>>61990089
posted a package
SHUT UP SHUT UP
preparing for the future
leaving the thread
minimising the risks
wallowing in self-pity
pushing the boundaries
Thinking this would be a nice place to retire away from all Yank posters desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foy,_Belgium
making my mark
Shutting it down
Making a scene
Having a punt
Giving it large
Always did my best
Weighing up the consequences
making an effort
hedging my bets
breaking with convention
>>61990106
sent
knowing my place
got three more posts to make in order to fill my quota and we're already on page 4
Raring to go
sizing it up
breaking the routine
What shall we call this gimmick? Management speakposting? It's a bit clunky but it's all I've got
trying my hardest
conceiving a plan
attending to details
wish a girl would have sex with me
dotting the Ts
assembling a team
naming this gimmick
preparing a presentation
>>61990189
posting a thingy
doing the rounds
tipping the scales
if I was doing a fake degree in psychology or something I'd do an essay on /brit/
the hivemind here is unreal
pondering a poo
Evaluating the risk
taking charge
Ironing it out
flouting the rules
verbing a noun
fucking your dad
Stringing it out
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