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doing an edition
just had a loud wank
evaluating the benefits
internalising the externalities
bumping the thread
korean pop
making a scene
doing it right
taking the party to another height
doing a post
cross-examining the witness
gookposter OUT
planning for the worst
looking for an opportunity
>>61990295
did you moan?
summing things up
refactoring the code
three word post
pressing some keys
not going anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZxrD7RwSf0&feature=youtu.be&t=31
Need my bollocks shagged into rubble by this nubian treasure
maximising my potential
clearing the ground
reading between the lines
>>61990338
yes
checking the thread
propogating the gimmick
looking at pornography
not leaving my house
doing a fresh start
actualising the dream
>Down Syndrome: Girl With Genetic Disorder Reacts to Receiving Promise Ring From Boyfriend in Video
excising the unworthy
Theresa May is going to give her old job to Boris Johnson innit
keeping things ticking over in midfield
>It's the Twelfth
>I'm a Northern Irishman who was born into a Catholic family
>Can't go out or I'll get beaten
>Never go out anyway
Would you shag him if nobody would know
keeping the ball rolling
judging the heretics
Just got sacked from my job for incompetence even though they gave me fuck all training waheey
gelding the horse
purging the weak links
finishing on a high note
making amends
Lunchtime at work so I'm sitting In the toilet hiding as usual. I'm 23.
training the incompetent
>>61990468
that's what happens when you lie on your resume you twat
rekindling old ties
>>61990514
i did that sometimes lad don't worry
rest of the time i just went on long walks and sat on benches
Helping a heifer calf
Clamping a brigand in irons
Shoeing a pony
Rolling a king size ritz
ramming the breech
lighting the match
changing my trunks
shagging the girls
>>61990514
Just bee urself ;^)
>>61990445
yes
sacking an incompetent
slowing to a halt
Who /twelfth/ here?
>>61990578
i'll do it next year cba rn
>>61990536
Yeah every day I go out and have my packed lunch by myself on a public bench. Then after 30 mins I walk back and sit in the toilet on my phone for another 20 mins. Thanks for the support pham.
>>61990514
I usually go and sit in a cemetery because I can't stand an hour with the plebs in a small room
>>61990523
I was overqualified for the job tbqh, I was earning more in my previous job but this was one of those jobs where you simply can't do it without the proper training, which I didn't receive
>>61990561
looks like louise mensch hngggggg
assuring a halt
ending the gimmick
restarting the gimmick
Nobody gives a fuck about Ireland or whatever this "orange" shit is so do one
reviving the fortunes
for good measure
>>61990628
Can this russian tart PLEASE return to porn and start doing hardcore
Finding it more and more difficult to trust people. The only people I can count on are my dad and a few close friends
>>61990677
>trusting anyone
Ah I see your third eye is firmly cemented shut
>>61990628
this girl NEEDS a blacked video NOW
Poleaboo is still waiting for his McFlurry and a reply from the laser hair removal clinic
>>61990693
clearly made by a 5'10 turbomanlet
checking the news
>>61990688
My Dad has been great to me all my life and helped me through tough times.
i've noticed the fedora posters have left because they've successfully socially engineered /brit/ posters in their image, but now they have nobody to quote
hoisted by their own petard
alright let's talk politics lads
i'm hoping for a Lib Dem surge
>>61990692
https://youtu.be/wNZTb0G3K2k?t=635
sooner than u fink
Wish they would fire me from this job desu. I make grossly negligent errors every day but they haven't caught up with me yet.
>>61990762
fedoraposting only happens after 5pm, AKA norman time
>>61990763
I'm hoping for a surge up yer mum's fanny
>>61990762
that's not the reason
>>61990628
STOP TRIGGERING MY GENDER DYSPHORIA
doing a yawn
>>61990786
I used to work for HMRC and by the end I was just cancelling moslems bennies if there was any discrepancy instead of investigating it, they never pulled me for it and I left not long after
>hoisted by their own petard
Only 3 and a half hours left until home time.
jesus christ argentina have invaded the falklands
>>61990793
>fedoraposting only happens after 5pm, AKA norman time
>>61990816
Fuck off.
hotel room in dubai had an arrow on the ceiling pointing to mecca
I AIN'T FREAKING I AIN'T FAKING THIS
I AIN'T FREAKING I AIN'T FAKING THIS
I AIN'T FREAKING I AIN'T FAKING THIS
SHUT UP AND LET ME GO
HEY
reminder that he actually did it
>>61990899
Wasn't it like 35kg higher than the previous record too? Pre crazy.
>>61990891
they call me hell
they call me stacy
>open laptop
>plan on reading an essay or article
>open /brit/
fuck off /brit/
Doing a lunch, bacon sandwich or cheese or toast?
>>61990899
is this supposed to be impressive?
going to the chippy
>Boys of Summer comes on the radio
>it's the Don Henley one
>>61990940
bacon and cheese sarnie
>>61990899
Ah yes, imitating heavy machinery, very impressive.
Jesus Christ
Got some knock off dr pepper from co op and it's fucking horrible
>>61990968
you mean the chipsmonger?
>>61990899
look at the steam coming out of his knees as he lifts it
this man may in fact be part machine
>>61990944
yes
>>61990899
Oink
>>61990992
this is what happens when technology allows the weak to breed
How to make my waifu real? What should I do?
missed daily politics again
>>61990992
What the fuck is he doing lel. Really bad camera fright?
There gon be ten thousand bitches at my funeral
>>61991032
he doesn't want to be this heavy for long. he wants to win worlds strongest man and then fuck off out of the sport
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-35726627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoQIuDEHVng
lads
Whatever
Right in the middle of the fucking road
>>61991070
>ifunny.co
you fucking faggot you will be pulverized into a paste quicksmart
>Larry the cat is to keep his job - and home - at Downing Street after it was confirmed he would be spared eviction when David Cameron leaves on Wednesday.
L A R R Y
>>61991100
You have bit the proverbial hook attatched to my line
Reeling you in for a fucking grilling
>>61991105
Does he become Larry May now?
>>61991105
Apparently when Larry was asked about brexit he said we should repeatedly ask to leave and then when they opened the door to let us out we just stay in
I have the charisma of a damp rag
>>61991141
I believe so
He'll have to go down to Buckingham Palace tomorrow and tell the queen he intends to stay on
>>61991090
>One test showed he has the same power in each of his legs at that of a 1.2 litre Vauxhall Corsa.
>Another aerobic test, where he cycled at full power for 10 seconds with weights attached, gave the score of 2,444 watts. Students at the university usually score between 500-1000.
ARE EDDIE
Poleaboo bought his brother a £40 phone so he could play Pokemon GO as his iPhone was not compatible
I am a good sister
>>61991141
Larry may
>invited to a party
>said i'd go on facebook
>not going to turn up
Tatyana ali is 37 now
>>61991149
very good post, a bit too good in fact, where did you nick this from?
>>61991175
>invited to a party
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UOtscTCJBk
wouldnt mind a big sexy blondie cooing this to me
>>61991168
Do you even put on a girly voice when you talk
You fucking faggot
>>61991154
You have the appearance of a low grade bank clerk!
>>61991149
kek
First man to deadlift 1000lbs - Andy Bolton (English)
First man to deadlift 500kg (1102lbs) - Eddie Hall (English)
Why are we so strong lads?
got dried up bits of cum on my pubes
>>61991149
laughed
You thought that was clever? You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool, It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic at hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lacks the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts about writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born. You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.
Sincerely,
Your intellectual superior.
so-called isokinetic dynamometer
>>61991279
lifting for lifting sake is fucking gay
feeling horny
the gf
>You thought that was clever? You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool, It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic at hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lacks the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts about writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born. You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.
Sincerely,
Your intellectual superior.
off to buy a new pack of latex gloves
they also have vinyl ones, should i try those too? might feel different
>>61991412
this setup always hurts my bellend
>>61991365
Very runty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-36763036
>Why Africa boycotted the 1966 World Cup
>"I don't know any of us who will say he didn't regret it," Kofi Pare, another Ghana international in the 1960s, told the BBC.
>"After we had been watching the World Cup, we knew we could have done better. I think we were one of the greatest teams."
"> we had played at the World Cup, we would have gone to the final - or won it - honestly."
Fuck me lads this is literally WE WUZ 1966 world cup winners and sheeiiit
Why are blacks so arrogant?
Business idea: Give the Falklands back to Argentina
>>61991096
WVM=cunts
>>61991474
I wonder who could be behind this post
turns out i've become a proper alt rightist...
fucking ashamed in myself, this is embarrassing
imagine being american
you'd step out the door and have a 60% chance of being shot dead
>>61991522
>tfw subscribed to literally all of those channels
>>61991522
dw thats just the you-know-who's trying to disenfranchise the far right
>>61991538
Surely willingly living in the US is an act of jest.
>>61990992
what is this from?
>>61991464
>Fuck me lads this is literally WE WUZ 1966 world cup winners and sheeiiit
>
>Why are blacks so arrogant?
>>61991522
nothing wrong with joining the alt right lad
>>61991522
time to start vaping
>I watch Youtube videos
>>61991583
Stroll on Jamal
maisie
reckon I might kill you all
Going to hand out my CV in local pubs lads. What do I say? Help me write a script, so far I have:
"Hi, I'm looking for work. If you need any more staff here's my CV"
is this acceptable?
I'm in therapy again...
>>61991626
mirth
Eating a fried egg between two bits of soda bread dipping it in brown sauce
Ulster cuisine
a must see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59wgeoHtCWo
It's the 12th of July lad we're celebrating defeating the fenians at the Battle of the Boyne. I live a ten minute walk away from the riot that is happening at Ardoyne. Just took some diazepam and dxm going to go and beat some taigs to a pulp
Wish me luck. Faugh a' Ballagh. God Save The Queen. Quis Separabit
>>61991660
yeah that's fine
>>61991601
321
>>61991669
What's up mate
>>61991714
Go get em m8
>>61991714
Belfast ya fuckin rocket get on steam
>I use the internet
>>61991660
"Hi there, how are you doing? I was wondering - do you have any Full/Part time vacancies at the moment?"
Poleaboo went down to collect his McFlurry and 2 out of his 3 sisters had a go at him, they shouted and essentially told him to go away when all he did was try to engage them in conversation
Introduced both of my parents to modern technology (got my mum an iPad mini, my dad an iPhone) and now they both have access to normie news and media
Both of them know what Pokemon GO is and think it's an interesting topic. Mum has started to follow several cookery blogs, and constantly Googles to see "what the blogs say" about topics that come up in conversation
Really regretting turning my parents into normie drones. I should've done better.
>>61991753
Can't mate just leaving here to go to Ardoyne to have a a wee riot. I'll speak to you later. Even better get yourself to Ardoyne and we'll fucking wreck the show. I'm so fucking pumped going to get utterly fucked
>>61991747
Oh aye son
>>61991778
fuck off you mental case
Doctor nearly collapsed when I told him I didn't want my bollock cancer treated. Daren't tell him that I brought it on myself by microwaving them.
>>61991805
do not reply to him
>>61991660
alri m8 giz a job haha
internet gf just said the hug package is going to cost around £4000 now because of brexit
>>61991175
did this once and the girl went absolutely mental because everyone else did the same thing
she spent $2500 and 8 people came
virtual reality gf just told me she wants to see other people
fucking gutted
Took my imaginary gf on a date lads
>>61991522
>>61991543
>amazing Atheist
You realise this man put a banana up his arse on film and poured boiling water on his tiny cock?
>>61991821
you're right
it's weird how he stays on this website when literally nobody likes him
quite peculiar
ghost gf just told me I'm taking things too fast
think I've spooked her
Don't have anything to say about the misses because we're both at work haha
>>61991882
Yes. And it turns me on desu
Missus says she has too many boyfriends on the go and is going to have to let me go
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHOO!!!!!!
>>61991838
nice.
I could probs avoid seeing any of them ever again. Half tempted to go though cos one of them is T H I C C
if you spell lose as loose you have forfeited your right to live on my planet
gf just told me she wants me to buy more bulls for her
>>61991767
i'll put on the charm so they don't say no
enjoying these posts lads
*breaks through the window on a rope*
HANDS UP THIS IS THE FBI! (yank thing)
>>61991669
parents have one of these, squirrels learnt to stop using it tho
Business idea: shove a banana up my arse
>about to leave the house
>starts raining
haha
the tragic comedy continues
might give up trying to be smarter lads
no point
who /manic/ here???????????
>loyalist songs aren't good they said
SAID WE ARE ALL THE YOUNG SOLDIERS FOR THE MEN IN THE U.D.A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8uG2NBE04
>>61991971
want to marry the one on the right and live with her until the end of days
texting a girl and mentioned something about "sperging out" and she thought i meant ejaculating
think i'm going bald from stress
>>61992034
>low res thumbnail
not watching that
>>61992067
oh dear
>>61991522
cringe
Just made pizza lads
>>61992054
just sperged out to this
>>61992015
Watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-yFwmvGfI
You now know how to repair a lamp. You've done it lad! You've become smarter!
>>61992102
quite a tragic 'za
>>61992102
BREAD... IN
NICE AND BURNT
BEAUTIFUL
>>61992116
What's wrong with my 'za? :(
Bet they don't actually phone up the estate agents to make an offer on those property shows do they lads
That happens off camera
>>61992070
>>61992070
try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LhuDvtauzE
>>61992070
same going to go cause ruckus
happy prime day!!!!!! x
>>61992102
are those anchovies or sun dried tomatoes
NOTE: only one of these answers is acceptable
a GIANT wood roach just crawled onto my elbow here in my chair
Spazzed out, jumped up, dropped my laptop, attempted to detach my left arm, busted my hand on my shelves, killed it with a big knife
That was worst case scenario
Found a guy that uploads the exact type of porn images I'm looking for.
>>61992165
disgusting american consumerism OUT
>>61992198
reported for CP
>>61992170
The former m8
>peanut flavoured crisps
>>61992207
It was not my intentions to imply that.
what will happen when the Jews and the Chinese clash in their scramble for world domination?
jews are calling my phone and hanging up again lads
>>61992253
Call them back and hang up
learning syrian
jews in the roof again lads
can hear them plotting
>>61992233
Jews will be massacred and the cinese will spend the next century accommodating them for reparations and guilt.
The Jew survives by any means
>Theresa -may-
>elected in -may-
pottery
>>61992147
better. thanks la
>>61992279
If they're in the roof they're probably hiding mate.
the jews have made it rain again
Learning Ancient Aramaic, the language that Jesus spoke
>>61992233
RIP chinks :(
jews and my dad have been talking again lads
i can see it in his eyes
anyone else here always do a scream when you cum?
just had a wank in the dorm toilets and let out a scream. floormates are livid.
jews walking up to my porch, and peering into my front window yet again
>>61992318
jesus spoke english you twat
SHUT UP AND LET ME GO
REE
>>61992318
Jesus spoke English in an American accent stupid
jews killed my childhood cat lads
they probably did yours to
Jews are making my dad pester me to get a job again lads
>>61990271
شاهد 12 صورة حقيقية خدعت العالم فيهم من النظرة الاولي
>>61992296
More historical one about the Ulstermen that lead the way in the Somme and fought there ground and cleared the way until everything went haywire and we all got slaughtered, quite melancholic;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtaRuOK0gm8
jews started management speakposting
>>61992347
>>61992353
He spoke Aramaic in a Caviezel accent
*sips water*
ah yes bit of the extra fluoride today, eh jews?
>>61992362
mirth
Normies are at it again
They're making noises with their faces
>>61992362
رشيد
>chernobyl was operational until 2000
woah
>>61992362
Didn't mean to quote you
jewish surveillance in the van outside again lads
>>61992385
other languages don't have different accents
بالتخطيط لبراز
jews watching me through the webcam
>>61992436
mirth
Why do so many Jews live in Israel
jews on the tele again lads
telling me to but their products
Just sparked out a TV detector fella. Reckon hide might be ded.
What should I do with the body, lads?
i am a jew
will getting a girl make me stop pretending to be retarded
the jews orchestrated england's early exit from euro 2016, it's now undeniable
>>61992436
رورك
>>61992472
great post
>>61992432
They do
finally realized why they call masturbation a sin
Got a confession lads
I am demonsterably bad at guitar and spelling
just excreted some faecal matter from my anal cavity
jews have been pinching my cat when he's out
i can tell because he comes home and tells me
taking the pharmaceutical jew
>i am a jew
>clicked "Discover People" button on instagram
>first suggestion is my ex
R E E E E E E E E
>>61992502
nah, you currymunchers all sound the same
can already tell this shit is going to be rancid
ughhh
jews been making me click more images of bodies of water
no doubt a mind control ploy
just bought some israel bonds
>>61992567
wank to her pictures lad x
There is no free will, only jew will
just did a big fart in the office and everyone is pretending they can't smell it
>>61992567
>my ex
FONT
O
N
T
>>61992503
explain
>>61992519
vocaroo us some music
>>61992536
gross
>>61992537
crazy
>>61992538
.
decided it's too late to go to sleep for the time i want to get up so i might as well just stay up all night
>>61992582
hello poo man lmao
>>61992588
devilish
cat's telling me to kill the jewish postman again lads
>>61992609
what the fuck how is it even late in Australia baka
Hey guys! Is this 4-Chan?
>>61992570
Never muched a curry if I have to be completely frank with you without sounding disrespectful
>>61992669
you jewish, mate?
>>61992669
It's pronounced "the chon"
>>61992698
Uhh, Yeah???? xD
Reckon the world would be a better place without Islam 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuP9UczTIT4
me on the left
gf on the right
jews in the studio
the news at 1 started slightly before 1 today
I know who was behind this
the jews are making a new thread lads.
I can feel it.
faciens poo
>>61990271
That picture is so disorienting. Looks like a bunch of boats falling from the sky.
who wants a fight?
>>61992742
turn it off NOW
>>61992610
Lmaoing physically
>>61992723
bloody racist
>>61992794
*detonates in your living room*
next thread will be a jewish ploy no doubt
I have swallowed the red pill and now I see everything in green code
>>61992770
could properly batter you with just my little finger
jews been driving my house playing music loudly to make me anxious and unbalance my diet
>>61992846
he's gonna FREAK at this lad
>>61992846
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>61992822
I-Islam is a religion of p-peace! #PrayForMyLivingRoom
anyone got a rizla i can pinch
can i get ESA if I fake autism?
