I wonder who could be behind this edition
korean pop
jews behind both the posts above
Karen
dreamt about doing captchas last night lads
reviving a gimmick
Jews infront of this post
ITT jewish tricks and the unenlightened
Need one of you to give me the succ
>ITT jewish tricks and the unenlightened
>>61992943
succ is a jewish ploy to disenfranchise the Whites
read a book
very puzzled that janny has allowed this thread to stay up
cut my neck while shaving
another jewish assassination attempt foiled
janny is a jew
hmmmmmm all of my blood seems to have moved to the outside
tired and sick of stats lads
brain doesn't like all this doing a think
>>61992978
>spelling "whites" with a capital "W"
jews unbalanced my cats diet
I don't know about you, but I know about me
I'm proud to be rolling Islamically
Pretty sure the lawsuit against FB brought on by Israeli and American lawyers is another Jewish plot
>>61993023
>capital letters affect spelling
are all these jew posts a parody of /pol/?
hahahaha, i get it, heheheh
>>61993032
this
kind of want one of those quadcopter things so I can do aerial photography and stuff
internet has been absolute shit tier for 3 days now
not happy about this, not one bit
>>61992983
janny is underage and hasn't finished school yet
notice how he was here all weekend
what should i have for lunch lads?
>>61993070
Build one on your own
>>61993043
>>capital letters affect spelling
>>61993023
got in there before me la
I've just moultraved in my falzar.
currently filtering jewish tricks out of my body and mind with pure chakras of the 3rd planetary dimension
>>61993061
Others my laugh, say that we lag
but they don't know the power we had
the power we had, the power we have
>>61993070
I just want one to spy on my neighbors 2bh
>>61993075
I turn into a headcase whenever my internet fucks up. (rarely)
guess that says something about the state of my life haha x
business idea: repatriate all non-EU migrants
>>61993088
Chicken salad sandwich with soup
Or
Chicken shavarma
Or
Tandoori chicken
>>61993075
mustve gone past your data limit m8
if somebody interrupts me meditating on the train i will shoot them on sight
>>61993089
hmm might be a fun project
caught a bus this afternoon and it was full of normies talking about pokemon go
>>61993137
nah I checked
literally takes me 10+ seconds to do the captcha
1st for "do I look like Kev"
just gave the normans another good soaking haha imagine walking around in shorts and a vest in this weather haha
t. God
>>61993167
change to legacy captcha in the settings
less jew work
Pourquoi vous refusez de vous calmer sur /brit/ ?
Poleaboo is rank 6 on Hearthstone currently
MAMMA MIA
ISSA BELISSIMO
JUST LIKE MAMMA USETA MAAKE
>>61993172
meme of the week right here
>>61993172
check the vent to your left for jews
>>61993172
You look like you're about to knock on my door to discuss your religion 2bh
>>61993172
Nice microwave, make us a cuppa, will you?
Vocaroo your fart.
jews boobytrapped my shower, luckily I haven't showered in weeks
business idea: watch La Dolce Vita and forget momentarily how mundane life as an Australian is
Business idea: Pretend to be Catholic and become the Pope
theresa may A CUTE
Business idea: Pretend to be amphibious and become the Pepe
Might start boobytrapping the floorboards by my front door with shotgun shells in case of night Jews
>Thank you for letting us know about your reaction. No, it doesn’t mean you are not suitable, this is the reason we do the patch tests. Some Asian skin types have a lot of melanin in their skin and react more easily. We would like to get you back in to do some more patch tests on different settings (assuming you are happy to do so).
>Please give us a ring on XXXXXXX to arrange a convenient time for you. Please just explain you need some repeat patch tests on your face due to a reaction.
>Kind regards
Thank fuck for that
>>61993263
>luckily I haven't showered in weeks
Typical brit.
french jews trying to peer pressure me into showering
luckily their tricks wont work on me
>>61993202
parce que c'est un asile psychiatrique
>>61993318
>I haven't showered in my life
Typical frog.
if this jew with the royal mail jacket on keeps trying to spy on me through my letterbox every morning i'm gonna take him out
Going to hover over the entrance to this thread and put the janny in a double knacker arm bar judo twist when he comes in
>>61993172
oh dear
gonna try and get an adderall prescription tomorrow
Getting my daily dose of AJ+ and MTV Decoded lads
>internet going literally slower than dial up
ah yes, very impressive
thinking of moving to NYC after studies, shame I am such an abnormie that the charms of the city will be entirely wasted on me
>>61993172
alri kev
first post on new laptop lads send me some websites with viruses on them for banter
should I apply lads?
Business idea: reply to posts in an unnecessarily hostile manner
Arcing 250KV through my bollocks straight from the national grid
>>61993483
fuck off you window licking cunt
>>61993087
>once you finish school you are free to post on 4chan all day every day
neet spotted
>>61993483
I thought that's what )brit/s motto s
>>61993381
pretty sure I would've failed uni if not for the power of amphetamine
>>61993483
Fight me bitchboi
>>61993515
kill yourself yank
>>61993483
YOUR MOTHER WAS A MURLOC!
>>61993467
kek that's depressing
>>61993483
fuck off with your shit ideas haha
anyone recomend me games like pokemon when you can collect shit and generally play for five mins on the bus for game boy colour want to download for emulator thanks lads live forever LG
>>61993504
>>61993483
What a stupid fucking idea for a gimmick.
I iz ere wif none other than me main man
>>61993559
>>61993541
>>61993526
>>61993503
Fuck off you utter cunts
>>61993411
wonder who could be behind this?
fuck off
house prices are a political decision
gonna try some of my gimmicks out IRL
rev up those jewish tricks
Seriously, look at where we are now. A year ago we were projected to be top 3 in GDP by 2030 or something, now nobody knows where our economy is going. A major reason people wanted to leave was because the EU is undemocratic, and now here we are with a new PM that wasn't even elected by the party she's in, nevermind the public, everyone else has just fucked off.
And to top it all off, major political parties in Scotland and NI have new justification to leave the UK. What the fuck was the fucking need for any of it, we were doing fine.
>>61993651
this is what the nintendo team said to make pokemon go a reality
going to call my ISP tomorrow
need this lot out of business now
>>61993687
no one cares you fucking cuck
>>61993687
shut up child
>2016 - voted leave because i wanted change and things are pretty shit around here anyway probably cant get much worse take that cameron you twat
>2026 - crossing the channel in a dingy to work as a toilet cleaner in france illegally for one euro a day
house prices are a jewish decision
>Seriously, look at where we are now. A year ago we were projected to be top 3 in GDP by 2030 or something, now nobody knows where our economy is going. A major reason people wanted to leave was because the EU is undemocratic, and now here we are with a new PM that wasn't even elected by the party she's in, nevermind the public, everyone else has just fucked off.
>And to top it all off, major political parties in Scotland and NI have new justification to leave the UK. What the fuck was the fucking need for any of it, we were doing fine.
Does anyone remember Pixie Lott?
>>61993704
Tell them "need you out of my business, sunshine"
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>Irish economy grows by 'dramatic' 26.3% in 2015, says CSO
micked
>>61993742
She's fit
eating a biscuit
>>61993775
gonna be even better when all the financial companies and start ups move to keep eu access
>>61993742
Poleaboo remembers her but can't name one of her songs
>>61993687
The public never elects the PM, you twerp. Stop only paying attention to US politics.
>>61993521
it's mental how well it works. i was doing it saturday night and felt like a fucking machine afterward
all the girls and the boys they've got it going on
ISP messing me about
>that one lad that still hasn't moved on from SNSD
What's your story?
utter runt
what is the most damage you have ever done to your balls lads?
Mine were used as a stunt double in Goodfellas, in replacement of Joe Pesci's during the infamous scene with Billy Batts (played of course by Frank Vincent) in which he reminds Pesci of his previous position as shoe shiner
gonna start shrieking like a pterodactyl when I'm in an uncomfortable sitatution
sort of a reverse "reee", an "EEEEEEERRRR" if you like
look at what the jews did to Tim
look at what they did to my boy
>>61993932
DELET THIS
How are fat people treated in Britain?
was going to change my underwear but then I realised that's just what the jews would want
100mg of krokadil straight to the balls
>>61993976
with vitriol
>>61993946
Good idea lad. Landlord was showing some potential tennants nt house yesterday, made sure to REEEEE at them
>>61993976
haha - classic reddit! avocado, what a funny word! haha
look at what Tim did to the jews
look at what they did to my goy
Branding my runts so they don't get confused for someone elses
>>61993982
very woke
back at work tonight, managers probably put me in for all the shit shifts since I've been away
r8 my plan of action
>GoNormies
>>61994049
who the fuck is this
>>61994060
0/10 won't work
t. Jew
>>61994060
you idiot, the door opens towards the gun
when I was 13 I had my third eye wrenched open by my neighbour
suffice to say I can see straight through the jews and into the eyes of their reptilian overlords
>>61994084
tim byrne
the runt trade is the one business unaffected by the jews
pale-skinned gold these are
>>61993172
VERY impressive
>>61994108
who
>at some point in your 20s, four random teeth will try and barge into your mouth despite being 10 years late for the party, shove your otherwise perfectly straight molars out of whack, then die internally and fall apart, causing massive pain and discomfort for absolutely no apparent reason
Wisdom, my arse
>>61994084
kev
>>61994101
Need a door that opens outwards
>>61994060
would never fall for that
t. Jew
Can you get your pineal gland removed on the NHS? my third eye won't falter, it never blinks, and i'm seeing things I don't want to see
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>61994084
Avro
business idea: create a trap alter ego and gain a loyal following through cam shows and shilling, then one day resume business out of character as a regular guy and continue as if nothing has changed
why has pol invaded with this jew crap
>>61994122
further proof we weren't intelligently designed
>>61994160
FOJ
(fuck off jew)
>>61994160
here's one now
ed, get the Raid
>>61993938
This guy
._o<
quack quack
haha it's a DUCK
took my first shit on a plane lads
not even lying i was over india at the time
>>61994160
>>61994160
enough calcium to choke a horse, this one
You should see the state of my bollocks
It looks like something you'd pull out of a clogged drain
Fuck me I need help, it's septic
always depressing to see a middle aged man delivering leaflests
>>61994160
just the jews trying to make us think /pol/ is invading by talking about the jews invading
severely mentally ill lads
Business idea: pretend not to be a Jew to trick the goys on /brit/
![article-2050534-0E6C0A5400000578-89_634x473[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V5KmLXe.jpg "article-2050534-0E6C0A5400000578-89_634x473[1].jpg")
>>61994244
Fucking leaflets
was wondering why the guttering was leaking, went up there and found a dead runt in it
dunno how he got there but it's a bloody shame
Last time I shat on a plane I flushed when I was still sitting on the bog and the suction prolapsed my anus
this ulster person is everything I don't enjoy about /brit/
wonder if it's just been him talking to himself all along
>>61994213
how does it make you feel that pajeet received your shit down his back?
>>61994122
I don't understand why we have to remove them, how did our ancestors went on to live and survive?
>>61994271
that's a big leaf
>>61994244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
was feeling a similar thing before
business idea: lift heavy thing and become strong
Poleaboo just booked himself in for a repeat patch test at the laser hair removal clinic
It's for the 20th, next Wednesday
Could have been earlier but I was pretending I had other stuff going on in my life
>>61994312
will never work
Business idea: Blowjobs for all Anon.
Do not acknowledge
>>61994280
/brit/ was at rock bottom in quality when he and his cronies were posting months ago, then he got banned and we entered a golden age
apparently we're now due a relapse, so prepare for stale memes, talking about Ireland, an overwhelming stink of pish, grime and scooters
Wish Hannah Diamond would do a new song. she's heading out to LA soon for some big music thing. hope she gets her big break
>>61994280
Havn't been able to post in a long time so I need a day or so to see where my shares stand in the gimmick market, and adapt to the modern audience
>>61994356
*acknowledges*
jews are instilling dissent in 4chan again i see
was wondering why the boypucc was leaking, went up there and found a dead runt in it
dunno how he got there but it's a bloody shame
elliot rodger's sister did nothing wrong
Im proud to be down with the Muslim crowd
What do blowjobs feel like?
girl at work was looking for a black marker pen and she said "a thick black one, that's what I need"
was she on about willies?
>>61994380
*instills dissent*
haha silly goys
>>61994394
Like having a cock in your mouth
>>61994399
I'll think about it and get back to you on 5 minutes
>>61994394
like a bag of sand
>>61994417
cheers pal
>>61994390
this
>>61994360
>we entered a golden age
/brit/s been fuckin shit tier the last few months you jewish puppet sheep cunt
don't reply to me with your anti-ulsterism or i'll smash your nose bone into your brain with one swift open-palm hit
black gf has a VERY nice bum
really really regret eating that galaxy
wish i was gay desu
>>61994467
You're supposed to capitalise "black"
Done a graduate
>>61994363
>>61994363
dawwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>61994390
Everywhere I see, even on tv,
People talking trash about the way I be.
But what they all hate, is if we get great
Cause we're the only ones with our heads on straight
Don’t ever frown, or your head looking down,
If you read the Qur'an you're the best in the town.
Y'all have doubt- say we have no clout
But-within-a-few years see how we've come about.
Were back on the scene, The number-one deen,
I'm proud to be down with the Muslimeen!
What did the Economist (partly owned by the Rothschilds), mean by this?
>>61994498
>university of york
*signs off on another chemtrail dusting*
ah yes
>>61994486
bizarro Galactus
>>61994491
no you don't
tidying up the place for the visit from the landlord
>>61994498
Pull on the blonde girl's hair
>>61994528
yes i do
>>61994399
I don't think she was talking about willies I think it was just an accidental innuendo and she actually was genuinely on about a black marker pen
>>61994524
is that like deVry across the pond?
>>61994498
> graduating in a warehouse
this is why you go to a uni with history
brb
>>61994498
hopefully that black lad will get himself one of those aryan girls
What does /brit/ think of my gun?
>>61994559
can I swap with you pls
Now don't be sad my dear chum
For let me tell you some,
You'll find all happiness sought
If in our company, you bought!
For buying makes you smile
does it not, little child?
Have not the money?
Do not worry!
For with us (backup singers: the jews)
You cannot lose!
You can borrow enough to fill a quarry!
>>61994563
ahhh right ok thanks for clearing it up
>>61994570
no york uni is genuinely good
>>61994579
>gun
FOY
>>61994572
It's a sports hall
All our old buildings are too small Tbh but Loughborough is pretty new tbf 1909 I believe
>>61994579
yuck
how violent
>>61994579
probably couldn't kill a squirrel with that
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
Business idea: promote degeneracy in pop culture
trying not to wank for a little while but I gave it a few tugs last night and now it aches a bit when I do a wee
>>61994675
>"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
can't be late to your machine operator job lad
>>61994675
my degree only cost 7000 dollarydoos which is something like i dunno 18 pounds
EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
Korea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxu6iQ28arw
who could forget this tune?
Korea
>>61994675
love this gimmick
what if god was one of us?
>she stopped replying to my emails again
>>61994579
the bayonet is facing the wrong way haha
>>61994775
i'll never be one of you
runts
>>61994586
kek
hmmmm...*does a think*
>mfw he expects me to hire him over someone with years of work experience because he paid tens of thousands of pounds for a piece of paper
>>61994788
When will you learn Poley
ahahahaaha lads
"
Gregg Nox2 weeks ago
the musty, awkward jews of today are not the real jews they are decendents of khazarians who were a race of people so barbaric they were banned from many countries. they literally stole history from the middle east. Most black people in the united states as well as palestinians are the true jews and decendents of Abraham. The Khazarians are doing what theyve always done"
WE
>>61994801
It folds canadabro.
You should know. These things are like $150 syrup dollars.
me and my wife are on a combined 65k a year and we have to use food banks to feed our three children
this is cameron's legacy
South Korea
>what if god was one of us?
>>61994822
don't think i'll miss much by not reading this
>>61994856
>London
>>61994579
I'll get back to you shortly on that after I go for a pee wee
>>61994856
>t. cashier
>>61994853
>dollars
FOY
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Been edging in the toilets at work so I can give the gf a nice big load tonight
Mr Robot may be the most degenerate show I've ever seen and I'm only a few episodes in.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
>>61993172
Really makes you thin
