make a karen edition
karen pop
considering my options
Popping down to the Apothecary lads
>>61995662
pick me up a brew ta
>>61989721 >>61989740
why 1 ball?
jan
Tripping dick while working on a building site.
>>61995629
can you read what is written in Japanese on the pic?
me in the blue shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc29bYIvCM
>>61995662
bring us a caramac, a lilt and a potion of strength cheers
>>61995692
its only nbome calm down it has no headspace
saving the archive
>>61995694
no
moggers
piss and shit
forgot to remind that lad to take his chips out of the oven
>Sub-human orange-men acting like wankers today
Business idea: put a banana up my arse
business idea: a youtube feature that allows you to choose from the suggested videos which song will autoplay next
gonna be totally desu here lads
gotta take a piss
I wish I were born in IPSWICH
janny needs to cleanse this thread
EEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>>61995727
tranny there.
I remember very little of Mr. Robot it seems
How many /brit/s do you go through in a single 24-hour period?
*lifts a heavy thing*
>>61995800
have u seen new ep la???
>>61995827
cba la
Are there any /brit/ posters who are genuinely virgins? Why don't you post on r9k brit instead if you are.
*grunts*
*farts*
>>61995751
they already have that you DICKWEED
>>61995818
depends if janny is off his nut or not
my cockend was so sweaty and disgusting in UAE lads, no wonder they all need their willies chopped there.
>>61995819
to me, to you, to me, to you
>>61995834
same hun
>>61995856
how?
>>61995694
why would i ?
what's it say?
>>61995818
Not nearly as many as your sister
>>61995629
isn't she supposed to be underaged? (not that I would know, I'm not an anime paki)
aren't underage nonce cartoons illegal? JANNY
>>61995895
she's 17 so not really
I'm so strong and brave
>>61995928
No your'e not
>>61995834
why
>>61995819
good lad
boots pharmacy in birmingham
Why is it called robot 9001?
Starting a cosy game on Mountain Blade Belum imperii mod, which faction should I be? Kinda want to be a barbarian and do ambushes but also want to be a roman legion conscript
>>61995877
PLEASE RESPOND
think in fact you are wrong which is why you aren't replying
>>61995985
OVER 9000 XDDDD
>>61995978
barely remember the first series, was half-watching by the end
not invested in the programme at all
booking in with the dentist tomorrow lads. going to lose a metric fucktonne of money I just know it haha
>>61995979
>local man found unconscious under what appears to be a home-made booby trap.jpg
went for a 3 hour walk through Hampstead and its parks
wealthy london is beautiful
Lads
theresa a CUTE
>>61995985
The one is the robot
>>61996005
grow up stop playing computer games would be my suggestion
Just slipped on the wet floor in the bathroom and smashed the lightbulb lads. Dad wont be happy haha
at the dentist lads
>>61996038
This shit is so fucking stupid and has to stop.
>get called paranoid on /brit/ for downloading thousands of films onto multiple external drives.
>Theresa May about to have the power to finally fuck the internet like she's always wanted
>mfw
what's the difference between UK and Britain
reminder that he actually did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zlBITE0HiA
>>61996005
pls respond
Roman
Dacian
Parthian
Numidian (rasheed)
German
Briton
Slavic or
Sarmation
>>61996045
I don't play Video game I got recommend this game and mod as it's historically accurate and my friend said it would help my thesis on Rome battle tactics. As it set in Rome and you have to do formations and stuff
>>61996092
reddít
>>61996094
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>61995877
>>61996006
http://cueyoutube.com/
Most quotable lines you've ever said lads?
Me
>I'm English mate, sarcasm is the only language I speak.
>>61996156
"bitches and hoes are like new clothes, once you bought em you wish you never got em"
>>61996156
Me
>I'm English mate, sarcasm is the only language I speak.
why "REEEEEEEEEEE"?
>I'm English mate, sarcasm is the only language I speak.
>>61996140
thanks this is kind of what i was looking for
thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryFFB-dt04Q
1st for do I look like kev
>>61996156
me
>doing a poo
>>61996176
Tittered at this
Work work work work work
a romanian gf wouldn't go amiss
>>61996201
alri kev
>>61996224
gyppo
>>61996124
You don't need to lie on the internet lad. I say you go Roman.
Job interview went pretty well, lads.
Might be a normie this time next week.
>>61996156
Me:
"Live everyday like it was your last"
"Everything that happens to you, happens for a reason"
>>61996116
reminder that no one cares
>>61996201
brilliant post
might drink a whisky drink
>>61996156
very bad post
Prime Day a SHIT
>>61996156
"Just put me down as "Dickhead""
Play hey there Delilah.
>>61996156
can't believe you actually posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CN6sQY_LJc
meme magic
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36761331
kek
Kek
KEk
KEK
>>61996156
Me
>I'm Muslim mate, terrorism is the only language I speak.
Is May PM yet?
>>61996263
what were you asked on the interview?
might drink a vodka drink
>>61996156
me
>our score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
>>61996199
this channel is so much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWsMac4iKQ
>>61996322
Rasheed
haven't cum today
>>61996392
cumming gives you bone cancer
>>61996156
Me:
>How will humanity end? By killing ourselves. Humans are parasites and the Earth is the organism that we've attacked (metaphorically of course). And instead of focusing our technology and time on developing some form of colony on other planets, we focus our time on preventing people from having equal rights, developing the new iPhone and talking about Miley Fucking Cyrus and her stunt at the VMAs. And when someone comes along that says "Hey what if we colonized space?" this bach of retards come at him saying "Pfft, watched a little to much Star Wars did we? Cheesh why don't you grow up and get a life. Lose your virginity. It'll make you feel better!" If you are like that fuck you and everyone you associate with. On an unrelated note: Fuck Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, One Direction and Taylor Swift
>>61995984
my local tesco is section entirely for polish
not really bothered to be honest
>>61996291
Same, was expecting some decent deals
>>61996419
Polesheed
>>61996192
you can do youtube URL playlists just google it
>>61996156
"You thought that was clever? You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool, It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic at hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lacks the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts about writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born. You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.
Sincerely,
Your intellectual superior." - me
>>61996317
Might have oversold it a tad
>>61996370
dumb gooks
/brit/ is so shit now. It's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.
Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay
Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits
Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
Sick of this place. I wish /int/ wasn't filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.
>>61996156
Spare us your pity, alien. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?
Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.
You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.
We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
said this at a larp event
>>61996331
Mostly about what I'd studied, what my favourite modules were, what projects I'd worked on, what I know about the industry and company.
They also made me do a 30 minute written exercise. Basically like a UK university exam question relevant to my field. It's a consultancy, so being able to write is important I guess.
They were nice, and to like me.
>>61996488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH7OrEjEq-g
>>61996491
you can just leave
>>61996491
>Fedora.vapeman.webm
Want to go for a walk, but I can't because it's the 12th.
absolutely pissing it down outside, laughing quite hard at the normans walking around in it unprepared
>tfw no Jenna Haze gf
/brit/ is so good now. It's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.
Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay
Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits
Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
Love this place. I wish /int/ was filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.
>>61996156
I once beat a groundhog to death in a fit of jealous rage. I later learned it was actually just a very hairy child. This is why I can never return to Canada.
It was around 1987. I was out standing in my radish field. My virginity was carried away by a hawk. I never saw it again.
>>61996559
Tight little art teacher used to wear a tartan sort of school girl skirt like that and a spanish blouse
used to give all the lads half stauners
>>61996156
I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and
indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly
frame the earth seems to me a sterile promotory; this most
excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rehanging
firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it
appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of
vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
infinite in faculties, how like an angel in aprehension, how like
a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to
me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no,
nor women neither, nor women neither
>salt and vinegar
>>61996600
was sort of smiling at this until the bit about the hawk, at which point it tipped over into pure reddit
>>61996600
>Canada
FOY
Lads what are some cheap easy to prepare calorie dense with lots of protein carbs and fat foods if i am looking to bulk with 3000 calories?
Trying to make a 1000 calorie smoothie with no protein powder (i'm poor) which is hard
FOY means full on yank
>>61996491
>Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
I think the "not" in this sentence wasn't meant to be there. It doesn't make sense otherwise.
>>61996672
olive oil and peanut butter
>>61996672
chicken smoothie
>>61996681
why arent you using flags
god save the queen lads
Send help.
so what sites do you lads go to for downloading
>>61996516
cheers lad i enjoyed this
a korean gf wouldnt go amiss (not the ugly ones though)
>>61996539
>normans
Kek
wut
>>61996602
Noice
>>61996730
The fascist regime.
>>61996698
>>61996700
Does anyone have a good 3000 calorie diet plan with cheap easy to make foods they could post? or recipe for a 1000 cal smoothie with no protein powder?
>>61996735
bad feel
>>61996647
Alright, I'll work on it.
>>61996737
limewire
>>61996760
oats and milk
>>61996753
foj
>>61996742
the one at the start is right banterful
>>61996760
bread sandwich smoothie
>>61996760
>or recipe for a 1000 cal smoothie with no protein powder?
peanut butter, whole milk and some fruit for flavouring (try banana)
>>61996800
fob
>>61996814
going to fucking repe u lad
>>61996753
FOY = fuck off yank
FOB = fuck off billionaire
FONT = fuck off new twat
Play Plain White T's.
>>61996704
Can't get it to work
>>61996859
you have to update it
>>61996844
you are really friendly poster
HOL up
So I need to eat more to lose weight and increase my metabolism
>>61706881
Tell me about the discourse.
>>61996859
FOU?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36775203
I am psychic. I foresaw this exact controversy the second I saw the pic
>>61996844
>fuck off new twat
this makes me think
Poleaboo hit rank 5 on Hearthstone for the 10th straight month
me in the car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
>>61996516
genuinely in love with her
https://youtu.be/RsjMcEqjZ-c?t=9
https://youtu.be/mIac4nKaAy4?t=12
wicker man soundtrack is beaut desu
better than meme composers
Gonna go on a Pokémon adventure tomorrow.
>>61996844
>FONT = fuck off new twat
ummmm
>>61996844
>FONT = fuck off new twat
hmm... really makes you think
>>61996915
what's your mates name?
*eats the booty like groceries*
think I'll go for a nap lads
*instantly falls asleep*
Fuck Off cuNT
>>61996844
post that make me go 'HMMMMM'
>>61996974
i still haven't slept (didn't sleep last night)
don't mention anything about sleep because i want to stay up until tonight to fix my routine
if i fall alseep nowish i'll be fucked lol
What somebody wrote is really making me think
Michael Grade is a see you next Tuesday.
Fuck Off Nancy Drew
>when people capitalise words like "to", "and", "the" in titles
Absolute fucking twats
>>61996997
hope you're not the lad that made a post saying you'd go to bed if you had odds and then rolled odds
dunno why god has punished me
i've never done anything to deserve all of this
>>61996844
FONT
FONC is fuck off new cunt
>>61997065
FONC is fuck off new caledonia
HEIL!
>>61997061
It will pass, lad, make the best of it in v the meanwhile
>>61997049
NOT ME
come to the conclusion i have a good nose
>Bernie Sanders endorses Shillary Criminalton
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/richard-branson-in-15-years-every-car-on-the-road-will-be-electric-says-entrepreneur-a7128831.html
ah yes, this will definitely happen
>>61996973
*acknowledges the dane*
What are you doing right now lads
I'm watching normie TV shows on Netflix because I am a normie
>>61997130
>yank politics
literally who
>>61997170
In uni, supposed to be reviewing for next semester
i "have" to get ""new"" """shoes""" for my """"graduation""""
netflix more like normieflix
>>61997170
Watching normie shows too but now I going to have a wank.
>>61997130
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was going to win???? This is so fucked.
watching a documentary about the invasion of the normans
very reminiscent of my own life
>>61997211
True
Wrapping my gums round a tin of carling
>>61997142
Ah yes I'm sure all the collectors of old cars will throw them in the scrapheap for a genericoelectricobox 3000
how did numpties like him become billionaires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf7GfUORHtw
Yank country music is so cute
Why don't brits make music like this?
>>61997130
>Clinton
>May
>Merkel
>possibly Le Pen
the 4 most important countries in the world being run by women is a disaster in the making
i'm not even misogynistic but women can't be leaders, there should be laws against this sort of thing. it's just common sense really
just had a bit of a wank to a compilation of Babestation pussy slips haha
There was one who looked like she was just so into it that she kept on going even after getting a word in her ear about it
>>61997246
"Get out Normans reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" - Harold II, 1066
>>61996491
This is my copypasta
>>61997236
>mom
FOY
>>61997295
https://youtu.be/Haf6OqeiLU8?t=34
To me ain't nothing sweeter than a Georgia peach 2bh
>>61997308
>remembering those 241s from like 2010-2011
those were the times
link to the vid you mentioned?
>>61997328
thanks for making it i have exploited it for many (you)'s on many occasions
>>61997307
Rasheed
>>61997360
It's on PornHub lad
>>61997236
>mom
FUCK OFF YANK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61997326
always wonder what would have happened if he won
>>61997362
theres also another one I made not sure if you have that
>>61995742
>>61997356
yank country girls are cute af
country people in denmark look degenerate and inbred
>>61997370
it's called division of labour you fuck
adam smith wrote about this in the wealth of nations
men do the work, women do the cleaning. it's completely normal and how nature intended it
>>61997392
sad to say i do not
I'm hot shit me
might lift a heavy thing
>>61997429
fair enough
do frogs really drink coffee out of bowls?
Have all the simpering lefty tits calmed down now after Brexit?
Have they realised no one cares about them and returned to their thrift shop jobs and Media Studies degrees?
>>61997416
original do NOTTT edit
>>61997391
you'd still be speaking norse lol
>>61997450
>I'm hot, shit me
?
![Lipton_Kermit-630x422[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ero8qnG.png "Lipton_Kermit-630x422[1].png")
>>61997473
>>61996844
Fuck off neander thal
I will miss British posters, their banter was above average.
Good luck in your police state starting tomorrow.
>>61997474
The fuck is a thrift shop?
>>61997473
Frogs don't need to drink. They live in water.
>>61997491
already did lad :^)
>>61997491
A Ballymurphy Nigger!
>>61997429
>it's completely normal and how nature intended it
is ought fallacy
>>61997474
>PM
>75% of Tory Government
>President of USA
>IMF
>OECD
>Bank of England
etc.
>left wing
Please stop playing the "left-wing" bogeyman you daft cunt
>
>>61997492
Anglo Saxons didn't speak Norse though mate. They spoke Old English which imo actually sounds a lot like Dutch.
>>61997491
>EU hat
umm sweetie i don't think so xx http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/unionist-ian-paisley-jr-mp-constituents-apply-republic-of-ireland-eire-passports-a7102761.html
humming a catchy tune
haven't been to a lolly shop in ages
might go tomorrow
FUCK normies
that is all
>>61997539
men have to be the leaders of the house
the women stay behind and do the cooking and cleaning
it doesn't work any other way
unironically is it worth downloading shite loads of porn and movies before the police state
Do girls ever feel uncomfortable when they are surrounded by boys like 40 willies in the room do they ever think of these lubed up with girl oil and pelting her all over with them real rpelies only please
>>61997600
not an argument
>>61997508
How old are you, m80?
Beastality is legal in Denmark
Denmark has more pigs than people
Hmmmmm
>>61997592
>lolly shop
u wot
>>61997600
naturalistic fallacy
>cork cousins coming this friday
what do i do
>>61997629
1 (one) hundred years old
>>61997628
fodc
>>61997659
wincest threesome lad
>>61997615
>>61997615
Yes, when they are outnumbered, it makes them uncomfortable
T. Murse
>>61997554
Aye lad, and who are the faggots protesting the decision? Who are the ones smearing the Brexit camp as racists and xenophobes? Blaming the decision on old white men and northern monkeys?
Not the right, you performance arts faggot.
>>61997659
niamh.
>if you live past 100 years old, you would've lived in the 20th, 21st and 22nd century
really makes u think
