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teenbro pill edition
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>>61984084
dumbfuck. it isn't the bump limit fucking yank twat. back to /cum/
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>>61984107
there rn stupid brit sympathising scum
felt like makin a thread so i did fag
what u gonna do
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What kind of fucking bizarro shithead yank twat edition is this
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>>61984139
not a yank you cretin. now fuck off
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>>61984171
>muh heritage
fuck off
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MY HEART IS UNDER ARREST AGAIN
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>>61984224
why? what's happened?
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alri tim
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cara 2bh lads
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>>61984385
exceptional post
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>>61984355
need you put out of business sunshine
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time to drain my ballsack
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36761331
>An Australian man has been sacked after complaining that the game Pokemon Go is not available in Singapore.

>anglo expat in a shithole chink country is an autistic retard

Sounds like someone else I know desu
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>>61984439
>Truyen
He's viet not anglo you mong
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Just had the best mug of tea ever
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>>61984491
>tfw no sugar so cant drink tea
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hey this is the worst general so i'll post a pic of clem to spice it up a lil bit
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Whats the plan for today lads?
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>>61984518
>putting sugar in tea
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>>61984491
>mug of tea

what the fuck you moron do you not have proper teacups
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>>61984518
Alright gran thought you were dead!
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>>61984531
>not putting brown sugar in tea
may aswell be drinking dirty water
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>>61984518
all you need is a bit of milk. don't use sugar
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>>61984518
and why do you need sugar in tea you cavity ridden fuckwit
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>>61984532
Don't fucking reply to me you asinine little runtoid
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>>61984532
fairy
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alri
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BAGGY TROUSERS

BAGGY TROUSERS
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>>61984003
I would heem you at doodle jump multiplayer.
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>>61984526
going out to lunch for my moms bday
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>>61984580
FOY
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>>61984518
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>>61984084
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?
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>>61984555
you don't reply to me you knuckledragging retard who the fuck drinks tea out of a mug, christ i bet it was earl grey too you absolute fucking walnut

>>61984560
fuck off melt
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>he's from the midlands
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>>61984625
mardy cunt
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Havin raspberry jam on toast lads
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>>61984656
> tfw no sugar so can't have raspberry jam on toast
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>61984672
with or without sugar?
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>>61984588
what?

we're going to mcdonald's gonna be hella wicked my gnarly d00d
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It's a "Dad tells me to just cheer up and be happy" episode

Ahh yes, thank you for this groundbreaking advice you fucking normie idiot
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LAST BOAT ON THE RIVER NILE
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>>61984682

with redpill
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son called me a norm-e(?) today
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daily reminder that the current leader of the conservative party and the future one are not real conservatives by any western definition of the word. Theresa may is a flog.
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>>61984685
Angry boy is angry. Don't worry though, you will grow out of it and that's why parents tolerate teens being twats, they have been there themselves.
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>>61984685

we want to help you Louis! we cant have you living like this you've gone feral
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Have a seething hatred for the janny desu
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>>61984685

runt life.
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>>61984685
boyyoass you sound like a FAGGOT lmao
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>mum walks into my room just as I've finished wanking
>got all my clothes on and the browser off but still holding my wank tissue
>mfw tissue full of my cum clenched in my palm as I'm talking to mum
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>>61984722
Stop ban evading kpop nonce, you're only making it worse for yourself
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Getting my daily dose of MTV Decoded lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPRIKyMALCU
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>>61984736

She could smell your cum
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>>61984748
i despise this nigger
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Pixie
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>>61984756
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>61984750
>>61984736

we fuck around here but this is actually true fyi

she knows
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My Irish gf just broke up with me, I'm devastated, she is moving back home to Tyrone, she said Tyrone has everything she needs. Only Tyrone can fill her up.
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>>61984767
love this image
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>>61984798
Don't worry lad, she's northern Irish so she was a filthy cunt anyway.
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>>61984798

Sorry m8 i don't get it
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*sneezes and pats my nose politely with a tissue*

oh goodness me
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>>61984838
tyrone is a town in ireland
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>>61984838
There is a county in Ireland called Tyrone, the worplay is supply imply she is going to Tyrone, Ireland when actually is going to Tyrone, Nigger Dick
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doing a post
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>>61984831

NORNARN
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>>61984861
alri thaiman
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>>61984879
u wot m8
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>>61984857

What does nigger dick have to do with Tyrone?????
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really really want to punch any parent who mutilates their childrens genitals right in the face
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>>61984886
;)
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Think I've finally finished shitting lads
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Need a Warwickshire bf
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> amerifats
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>baby is born
woah there whats that thing
better cut it off
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>>61984932
d-delete this
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>>61984933
This
I want my umbilical cord back
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>>61984932
Did you colour over us? There's no border lel.
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New HDI rankings are in lads
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imagine being a yank
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>>61984958
of course there is no border

are you some kind of racist?
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>>61984965
i'm impressed you managed to memorise the names of so many african countries
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alri thailad
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>>61984965
>ireland that high

literally refuse to believe that.
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alri
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>>61984968
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>>61984991

it's Ivory Coast
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>>61984991
Didnt mean to quote you
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>>61984967
Don't want to
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THAIRUUUUUUUUUNT
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>>61985020
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>>61985029
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
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me in the middle
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>>61985034
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> massive fucking spider thing the size of a grape thinks it has permission to drop down onto my head without being fucking slapped into orbit

Ummm don't think so honey xx
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>>61984967
I don't have to :(
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>finished having sex for the second time ever
>girl asks whether I came
>I say "I dunno"
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>when i tick or untick it it doesnt change

well it works for me, try another one from the list
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>Thailad is LITERALLY afraid of mocking his king and queen for fear of deportation

you genuinely cannot make this shit up
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>>61985049
>massive
>size of a grape

Pick one SBB
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Ahh yes, it's all coming along nicely.
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>>61985070
urm, I don't think so sweetie x
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Life isnt worth living. Might do a nap
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>>61985077
Don't reply to me
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Seize the means of production.

Do
It

Now
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>>61985092
are you thailad
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just had a revolution while doing lines in a grubby toilet
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>>61985068
;)
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>>61984991
A lot of others do to lad, quite the shock.
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>>61985109
yeh u?
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anyone else lie half awake at night on the threshold of dreaming so you're aware of your actual room and where you are but you get these weird confusing hallucinations? been happening to me for a while
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>>61985107
*gribs your balls gently*

I have seized the means of this lad's production lads, what now?
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>>61985098
hope you wake up feeling better x
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>>61985124
;)
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>>61985131
yep
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*seizes the means of production*

just had a revelation lads
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>>61985144

Dont tell me what to do
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>>61985134
> went mountain climbing yesterday
> be half asleep, enough to "kind of" dream but not quite there yet
> mfw "dreamed" that i slipped off the cliff
> mfw suddenly fucking jumping up in bed thinking that i just slipped to my death
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>>61985157
post scrunchy face azn lady
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>>61985141

>gribs

reddit.
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Was just chatting to this milf, she just walked in on her son having a wank. Had the tissue stuck to his palm and all
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>>61985169
I do this sometimes when I get really lost in daydreams, then suddenly I imagine I've tripped over something or been hit by a train and I do a massive jolt and wake up and people think I'm a spacker but I'm not a spacker yeah I'm a nice bloke if you'd just give me the chance why doesn't anyone just give me that one chance to prove that I'm not a spacker? Really hurts me
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>I do this sometimes when I get really lost in daydreams, then suddenly I imagine I've tripped over something or been hit by a train and I do a massive jolt and wake up and people think I'm a spacker but I'm not a spacker yeah I'm a nice bloke if you'd just give me the chance why doesn't anyone just give me that one chance to prove that I'm not a spacker? Really hurts me
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testing 1 2
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lads
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>>61985256
el mao
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Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
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fry chikun
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>>61984798
>Only Tyrone can fill her up.
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>>61985256

alri benni
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>>61985267
ugh... ya'll need to stop this racism
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>>61985166
sorry :[
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>>61985284

do u liiek fry chikun
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> I don't do gym or any regular fitness related activity
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guess whos back
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Going to stop drinking for a week and see how I feel
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Not quite sure what to do with my standing willy lads
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back again
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ME?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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oolsters back
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>>61985308
Saw a documentary on this guy, he would fall asleep in the middle of a sentence then wake up after 5 seconds and carry on like nothing happened haha
Think he died as well
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lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu
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>>61985365
>Think he died as well

omg what a surprise
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tell kevin
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>>61985308
>>61985365
Utterly depressing seeing people that have done this to themselves.
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>>61985047
How art thou not in prison for posting a Shinawatra, and why is there "ra" at the end if they don't pronounce it?
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People talking about Pokémon Go at work now

End it
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pulled a muscle in my willy wanking lads
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rate the bfgf
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gettin tired lads
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>>61985366
mind sharing me some tips on wankering lad?
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penis nigger bumhole fart
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What happens in Blackpool? Is it a nice place to live?

Please say yes.
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Fuckrunt
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me spazzing out
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don't really understand the obsession with femboys lads, it's not like they'll be "cute" once they're in their 30s
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>>61985386
>making the same mistake twice

amature desu
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>>61985382
Nick Ferrari was talking about it this hour.
Now he's on about tranny kids and some disgusting clinic.
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*ponders the lack of gf*
hmm
*ponders the abundance of female runts in the sheds below*
Hrrrmm...
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>>61985380
I doubt the cyber police in Thailand have ever visited 4chan, and its a silly language tbf
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>>61985411
>EU_attempts_to_take_on_more_refugees.webm
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>>61985411
> canadian tries to shitpost
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>>61985417
Going to run bloody rings around the janny this time desu
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>>61985403

Nice post Alberto Barbossa
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>>61985382
I want it but I'm not downloading some dossy APK to play.
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>>61985446
you gotta start name fagging desu

else what's the point
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*puts in work in the gym*
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>>61985426

GF???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WUDbT-YoQ
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>>61985473
> enter gym
> NOW WATCH ME WHIP
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>>61985473
*secretly injects all of your food with melted butter to steal your gains*
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>>61985411
he alright?
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>No Anne Frank gf to keep in my attic
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Recently went 4 days without a wank and my level of sexual frustration was actually quite worrying. It was a mixture of rage and despair.
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>>61985499
>butter
try harder
[retaliates by injecting sugar]
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>>61985505
ulster
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>>61985513
I have been masturbating at least once a day for somewhere over 8 years
I think it'd be impossible for me to stop
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>>61985516
Well done, now you can't drink tea
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carnaby street swish

what is this mean?
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>>61985557
kek
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HOOOOOOH CHING CHONG CHAO CHINGAAAAH
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>>61985513
>>61985555
can't go more than like 3-4 days without having a wank or else I literally start to go crazy

had a gf who wanted to have sex multiple times a day, every single day, and it was interesting to see how my body literally got to a point where it couldn't keep up and I had to turn down sex, oh how I miss it
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Business idea: do a poo
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>>61985504

yeah, he carried on to do the bench and deadlift

not really sure why he spazzed out like that
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who remembers vanessa hudgens?
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>The decision of the Warsaw summit of NATO indicates that the alliance makes the step up from the Cold War to the preparation of a real war, ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev.

>"NATO of the Cold War has begun preparations for the escalation in the hot," - he told "Interfax" on Saturday.

>"All the rhetoric in Warsaw just cries a desire almost to declare war on Russia they only talk about defense, but actually are preparing for offensive action." - Gorbachev said.
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>>61985618
no
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>>61985618
Had a crush on her for awhile because of Bandslam 2bh.

Feel like I'm the only person that's seen that movie. It has some good tunes.
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>>61985608
there's no way you'll bring it back lad

it's been dead and burried

your best bet is too revive kev posting
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Well done to all the Ulstermen taking part in festivities today
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>>61985622
nah
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>>61985618
still have her page liked on fb
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>>61985639
why does the norn iron flag have a star of david on it
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>>61985639
Festivities of what
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still can't believe are ed did the 500 kilos
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>>61985635
>there's no way you'll bring it back lad
I brought it into existence from nothing and i'll do it again
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>>61985622
>Gorbachev
thought he was dead desu
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>>61985666
revive Kev posting first

don't forgot your roots.
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cant remember which lynching one was better looking
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>>61985666
How did Kev take this picture?
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me
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Had a dream that I was doing bench presses at the gym. Maisie was spotting me. On my last rep she dropped a 20kg dumbbell on my bollocks without warning, crushing them into jelly against the bench
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>>61985708
FOK
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>>61985618
Gf of that guy from high school musical
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THAIRUNT THAIRUNT LIKES WILLIES IN HIS BOICUNT

THAINONCE IS A PONCE
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4ry6is/what_does_4chan_you_in_a_reply_mean/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4seari/what_does_t_word_mean_on_4chan/
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wondering if Facebook is still goable
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>>61985723
Hmm...
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>>61985796
Unironically looked up "t." myself when I came to /int/ 2bh
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Feel a bit like the film Amadeus where the old salieri is talking to the priest about memes he invented and the priest says he doesnt know any of his
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want to lick a fanny like this for hours
>>61985738
rude
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>>61985790
TOTALLY uncalled for
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Theresa May. May what? Have a vagina that would make fucking sandpaper seem preferable? I'd believe it.
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Been doing a lot of thinking about fanny
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Yank teenbro here.

Question about your political system. So you don't vote in the head of state but the governing party, and that governing party's leader becomes the head of state right?

It just seems so barbaric and uncivilized that I can't wrap my head around it. The whole Theresa May situation has been in and out of the news. it seems so out of your control and awful.
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>>61985843
GREAT post
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>>61985843
patrician
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theresa may is going to right the country
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>yank teenbro here
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janny janny are you there
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>>61985875
It's a bit like if the president can't control the country anymore the vice president will take over.

also fuck off
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>>61985875
Preppie incarnate on the left
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>>61985875
no

the queen is the head of state
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>>61985821
t. redditor
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Farting til i'm sick.
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Imaginary gf is mad with me
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Angela Eagle must be a fucking plant, literally no one can see her as PM
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sounds like a cool language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNcVPObcww
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>>61986013
'sheed
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>>61986002

this whole shitfest has turned me into a corbyn supporter. i thought for sure he would quit after all that betrayal but he's a strong guy.
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>>61985915

we vote for a vice president too. It's not like if a Republican president resigned then the Republican party could retreat within itself to choose a replacement head to be installed as president

which seems to be what's happening here, it's really strange to me. but whatever.
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>>61986013
Enoch Powell spoke Hindi desu
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Postman just delivered me drugs and he didn't even know.
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>>61986058
Drugs are bad though
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>>61985875
You vote for your local government representative (MP = Member of Parliament). Your equivalent to a congressman.

The party with the most MPs (or parties in a coalition) is asked by the Queen (Head of State) to for a government and to elect one of their number as the leader of that government (the First Lord of The Treasury, commonly called the Prime Minister).

The Prime Minister is never directly elected by the people because the Queen is the Head of State, not the PM. He is her representative to Parliament and by convention she allows the MPs elected by the people to choose him instead of choosing him herself.

The fact that people vote for their MP based on who the party leader is, rather than who they want to represent their area, is their choice. But it's not what they're voting for.
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Corbyn is a bit like caesar

really makes you think

>>61986058
I'm reporting you to Anna from Buncrana shes a member of the Gardai Siochanna
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>>61986058

family member signed for my drugs and they didn't even know. vendor wouldn't send it unregistered.
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just delivered some cunt his drugs. runt couldn't stop fidgeting haha

tipped the police off beforehand. hopefully he'll learn his lesson.
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>>61986043

For you
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peanut butter and jam sandwiches for brekkie lads
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>>61986103
exquisite post
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people giving genuine answers to this yank politics melt
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Tell me when dat boi arrives lads

Got a parcel for him
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>>61986050
The difference is, there's no real 'vice prime minister' there's a lot of people that may be able to take the job however in this case the selection process was cut short due to overwhelming support of Theresa May among other things.

Have Hilliary or Trump even selected their vice president yet? Do you honestly think the choice would make much difference to how people would vote?
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literally get so disappointed when people talk about drugs in here
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>>61986089
Do you know Rachel from Buncrana?
>>61986091
"What's in the letter, anon?" "Eh the hotel from Amsterdam sent out a survey for me complete online...."
Little dies he know it's a bag of mdma and a few stamps of acid.
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Going to hover over the entrance to this thread and put the janny in a double knacker arm bar judo twist when he comes in
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going to the gf shop

anyone want anything?
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>>61986154
third eye clamped shut
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>>61986154

I need something to sedate/distract me from my unfortunate status as 28 year old virgin
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>>61985653
inbreeding.
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>>61986175
6ft redhead with big boobies please
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vaporwave
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mustard on the beat?
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anyone believe in god? just a reminder you rot in the ground when you're dead, your mind ceases to exist and your soul never did in the first place, much like god
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>>61986175
Jenna Haze
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>>61986178

Stop listening to tool you pretentious twat
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just had a can of pepsi and a 5-pack of wispas

ready for the day
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>>61986153
>Have Hilliary or Trump even selected their vice president yet?

No. next week. and yes it is pretty important.

I think it could make a difference with Trump. Thans for the replies brit guy who gave me a crash course, I'll let myself out. Interesting stuff.
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>>61986213
Prove it.

>inb4 can't prove a negative

You brought it up, burden is on you to back your claim.
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*posts photo of passport, easyjet boarding pass and 80 euros*
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>>61986223
ho are you to wave your finger? You must have been outta your head.
>>61986234
Good lad.
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>>61986238
no
evidence
whatsoever
>>
HOL UP HOL UP


WE DEM BOIS
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>>61986226
You fat cunt
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>>61986273
So you have no evidence to back up your unsolicited speculation? Then why bring it up at all?

You can let yourself out
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Going to leave the janny in ten wheelie bins round belfast his bollocks on springfield road and his head on damascus street if he pulls a fucking stunt like that again
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just returned from the gf shop

all out of stock lads sorry ;_:
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>>61986298
the experience of consciousness is related to brain activity, which ceases upon death

you can actually let yourself out, we're in my house
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>>61986305
Are you going marching for ulster today?
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>all the literal runts in this thread

Can't believe I'm the only alpha male leader of the pack here
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i love african cum
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>>61986275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76_03o9bEPQ
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>>61986342
it's alri lad. I went there earlier. Buy one get one free.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYyJGspOYnc
>>
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>>61986345
Too wired out on acid to attend festivites today desu
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>>61986361
she doesn't look very comfortable
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>hole in my best shirt, by the elbow
>rest my chin on my palm and I hear it crack, the hole just got bigger
fugggggg I really don't want to go buy new clothes but most of mine have holes in them by now.

This is why I need a gf, to manage this kind of nonsense.
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daily reminder: zipzoppadoblops are not real and have never existed
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>>61986386
Oh, I was going to say that I hope a brick gets fucked at you. But nevermind that now.
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I also need a gf to protect her from nogs with my progressiveness
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>>61986349
me too
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>>61986416
oh fuck i'm howling.
jesus lad
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>Innocent people are serving time for crimes they didn't commit
>Thainonce gets to roam the streets of thailand a free man despite noncing 30+ underaged children

british """"""""""""""""""justice"""""""""""""""""""
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>>61986416
wow

someone woke up on the wrong side of their bed today.....
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>>61986415
oh they're real
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>>61986442
ik
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>>61986440
a true swede would avoid confrontation altogether, desu
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>>61986416
I'll turn up if you're going to be doing the brick fucking so I can send you to the royal hospital with a bass drum stick up your arse
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*picks up jannys trousers*

Hi my names the janny, I have loads of girlfriends and hash
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>>61986465
Meant to post
>
>>
right
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>>61986458
suing you for libel.

Need you out of business, sunshine.
>>
>>61986481
What a shite comeback. You're on acid? Lad how don't you get paranoid? The spiders and your mum would know. Make sure you're not being top loud right now.
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>>61986502
fuck off nonce
>>
what's are tim up to lads
>>
how does he know about the spiders

hmm
>>
>>61986521
Who's talking to you, sweetheart?
>>
>it's a thai nonce thread
>>
>>61986497
>>61986465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGfkdHUAoU8
>>
Redpill me on curtains
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Found this rare picture of thainonce himself, if you see this man, DO NOT APPROACH HIM, ring the proper authories as HE WILL NONCE YOUR CHILDREN
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>Irish people want to throw bricks at old aged religious Fraternity men

really makes u fink

>>61986512
>The spiders and your mum would know. Make sure you're not being top loud right now.

You smelling toast lad? deary me


hmmmm really makes u think
>>
morning lads. not the nonce though, the nonce can fuck off
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attempting to transcend the physical realm and astrally transfer my being into the universal quantum consciousness of non-euclidean eight-circuit overmind
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>tfw you remember Thai nonce said he was a Tory on his live stream
>when you realise all tories are nonces
>>
Get uncomfortable every time thainonce posts. You just know he's been noncing within the last 24 hours.
>>
is janny about lads?
>>
>>61986342
Dang

>>61986559
>>61986458
>mad Austrians
>>
>It's a spastic anti-fanclub thread
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>>61986573
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Opened a letter, this was in it.
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>>61986578
*eases up the choker hold I have on the janny enough for him to say "yes"*
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10727465
http://www.strawpoll.me/10727465
http://www.strawpoll.me/10727465
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>>61986620
Ooooo
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>>61986620
Rolling stones blotter? had them myself they're pucka mucka
>>
Thainonce's father claimed that when the day thainonce was born was the happiest day of his life.

He is devastated, but can understand why his mother committed suicide, as his only son which he wanted to play football with and see grow up in to a man, actually turned out to be a nonce.

Imagine that feeling lads
>>
Auditioning to be on the next season of Geordie Show lads

Changed my name to "Pazza"
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>>61986644
Pop one up the shitter for a laugh right now x
>>
>>61986657
>austria

don't even know who you are or what you're about but taking issue with thailad is an easy way to find yourself out of business, sunshine
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just took a selfie
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>>61986650
Nope. It's some 25i that cost me €2.50
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>>61985875
>head of state
Her Maj.
>head of H.M. Gov't
Brine Minisder :D
Party with most seats in H. of Commons (lowest chamber) gets to form government.
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>>61986131
on his way v. quickly.
>>
please stop saying the word "nonce" and all variations of it lads

I was nonced a year ago and would like /Brit/ to be a safe space for me
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The 'za last night wasn't so tasty
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>>61986657
why do you keep posting this weird shit here you fucking freak?

your obviously just making shit up because your jealous or obsessed or something probably a nonce yourself
>>
>>61986722
as long as thainonce keeps tainting /brit/ with his noncery it will never be a safe space i'm afraid lad
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Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Here come dat boi!” A cheer of "oh shit waddup" erupted from waiting voters
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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>>61986769
had a lol
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>the thailand defence force
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looking at derby on streetview
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>>61986795
>the thailand attack force
>>
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>>61986753
thainonce defense force out in full force today I see

Does it not disturb you when you defend a literal convicted criminal?
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>>61986815
>>
big fan of thailad, always have been
>>
Engineering is a meme degree when you think about it
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>>61986836
errr, you might wanna back that up with some proof hun x
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Arcing current off the mains power box through my left teste to my right
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>>61986893
>>61986893
>>61986893
new, runts
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>>61986873

petroleum engineering is the hardest degree you can do
>>
I've been working crazy hours this past fee weeks and I hardly get to see my girlfriend.
Got off from work last night.
>Hey, I'm extremely tired after that.
>K then, bye.

I swear to fuck she's trying to make me feel bad because I didn't give her enough attention.
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>>61986877
FOTDF(fuck off thainonce defense force)
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>Click verify once there are none left.
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>>61986885
Camdyflipping la?
>>
>>61986911
bitches do not understand night shifts lad

they literally dont spend enough time thinking about anyone but themselves to even bother realising that you've been awake and need to sleep

t. previous haver of a gf
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>>61986965
Aye I know. I expect to be punished for my actions until I see her. I'm off work for a week on the 15th, I'll talk to her then.
3 days of K, bye, what do you want,
Kill me
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