baked beans on toast edition
tell me about john
why does he stride towards the camera?
>>61981261
doing a kev
internet has been total shit for 3 days and it's really doing my head in
>>61981242
yoko looks like a brown southeast asian gook in this one
MADMAN
thailad join the skype call on ya other account
>>61981283
Get NBNd convict
>>61981283
telstra?
>>61981324
iiNet
bummed my best mate and it has been awkward around him ever since. in a bit of a dilemma
>>61981244
but satanism is so passe and I abhor the satanist aesthetic
I'd do paganism if I wasn't so ethnically mixed
>>61981368
bit homoerotic
alri
going to check out what's on >>>/adv/ lmao probably filled with trite
>>61981293
Nobody has said anything for 11 hours~ according to Skype.
Look at the widdle elephant :3
>>61981368
rofl fag
lads why has my touch pad suddenly stopped working
>call a waifu who has done LITERALLY NOTHING MEANINGFUL for about 80 chapters in an action manga boring
>my comment gets deleted
I FUCKING HATE WEABOOS THIS IS WHY I NEVER GOT INVOLVED WITH THIS SHIT BEFORE
i'm going to read a fucking book
>>61981423
is it stopped completely or is it slow and laggy?
turn extensions off and restart your comp if it's the second
>>61981413
have you tried turning it off and on again
How about a childhood feels?
It was sports day and we were playing rounders, the ball was coming my way and I looked up to catch it but the sun was in my eyes and I couldn't see it. Next thing I know I'm on the floor, glasses broken and everyone is in hysterics laughing at me.
Since that day I have always went out my way to avoid public events where I could be potentially embarrassed or humiliated. My face is blushing just remembering this feel. Such an awful awful feel.
>>61981461
Completely stopped, had to go get a mouse.
>action manga
>>61981478
it could be thailad
he is known to hack your computer in unlikely/impossible ways
nah it's probably just fucked mate
>>61981451
Which mango is it lad?
>>61981469
tfw was the alpha lad in school
is thailad the bloke from asianstreetmeat.com?
>>61981469
My gf broke her jaw when she lost a pop fly in the sun
You're just a bitchnigga
>>61981469
>be 7
>play soccer for a club
>play our game and begin to leave
>walking area to carpark is behind one of the goals
>guys of at least 16-17 playing
>all of a sudden BAM
>fall on the ground
>realise i'd been smashed in the head by a missed goal shot
>hear them all laughing
>trying not to be sad
>start kind of laughing too
>leave
just gotta learn to laugh at yourself desu
Have you ever made a girl cum on your willy during sex lads?
>>61981561
Yes
Looking through archive from 2014 and realise /int/ was so better before every country had its general
Surprisingly many gimmicks back then still religiously posted
>>61981568
fuck off normie boy while you've still got the legs to carry you
Bit my cheek while eating reeeee
how does that even happen 2bh
>girls cum
this is a meme right
>>61981469
used to pull my pants all the way down to my ankles to have a piss at the urinal until the first week in middle school some chad walked up and slapped my ass in front of a bunch of boys and they laughed hysterically
>>61981579
fatty boy cheeks from eating too much junk food
*pinches your belly*
>>61981469
While I've got the chance I'll get some bad feels off my chest, it's too shameful and depressing to even write details on here of all places, lets just say I was short and speccy, got bullied by the geeks, made to cry in front of the class by girls and other shit. It motivated me to get /fit/ to defend myself, but here I am posting here gfless anyway, secondary killed my social life, I'm working on my social skills now but I find it hard to get close to people.
Been talking to a few people who treated me well in school lately and they commented on how I changed for the better.
>>61981469
pussy
>be me
>be average athletically but have good technique in soccer
>end up being a good player for my school team and score a goal every other game or so
>no one gives a shit cause i live in america and soccer doesnt matter
>would have been popular in literally any other country
>>61981603
pussy
*post timer wears off in 30 seconds*
down stairs getting junk food rn
>>61981620
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt forever
>>61981603
>some mean kids picked on me
>I'm scarred for life
Pussy
>>61981609
because soccer is fucking boring. the reason it id so popular around the world is because any nigger living in a 3rd world shithole can play it. you only need a ball and feet.
odds wank
>>61981658
its not boring at top level club matches, this euros was fucking piss poor though
What did he mean by this?
>>61981642
>>61981648
STOP BULLYING ME
>>61981677
That Spanish people are subhuman and not white. hope the police get him desu
>>61981677
americans unironically think that spaniards and portuguese ppl are mexicans
i got huge scholarships for school for diversity b/c my family is from portugal kek
tired of this SHIT weather it's always blazing hot when you wake up and by the time the afternoon comes around a cloud the size of an american blots it out. then the next day it'll rain and probably fucking snow too knowing this schizophrenic climate.
>>61981570
thought all the data before October 2015 was dead
>>61981694
>i got huge scholarships for school for diversity b/c my family is from portugal kek
Fucking Amerileles
>>61981700
How come the weather here always starts nice and then as noon comes it becomes cloudy and shit, mornings are always good and then it just turns to shit.
>>61981689
well you're up early :o
chinky pussy smells like fish lads. nasty stuff
could beat all of you runts to a pulp with just my pinky
things are going well lads. got a 3rd date tomorrow.
*looks over at the shadowy, cloudy figure which lurks in the corner of my room*
what is it that you want from me? but she hasn't done anything wrong- no please not thi- oh ... okay i will
>>61981703
So did I but mainly just thumbnails
http://archived.moe/int/thread/26483170/
Example of shit /eire/ thread just shitizen shit
>>61981776
post her nudes when you get them pls
>>61981776
>action posts irl
You fucking nerd
>>61981793
nah i wont but her body is way good
she has a thigh gap, the outline of abs, solid b/c cups
v. primo
They should make a new Crazy Taxi game desu
I dont understand how the fast and furious movies suddenly became a thing people are fans of and intricatly know the plot and lore of desu
>>61981727
I never slept kiddo.
>>61981808
ill scream at the top of my lungs "GETTING MY DAILY DOSE OF MOLYNEUX AND SARGON" if it means ill get a gf desu
>>61981822
me neither :3
>>61981776
which ones this ed
>grown tired of all the binary issues of humanity
>left vs right
>cops are bad, blacks are bad
>immigration is bad, we need more immigration
>race traitors vs we should encourage more race mixing
>women are treated unfairly, men are treated more unfairly than women
>theres so many genders! No, theres only two genders!
Not to mention just how confrontational everyone is with everyone else
>someone disagrees with me about anything = they should just die
How does anyone care about any of this anymore? How does anyone wake up in the morning and think "yeah I can't wait to shove my face in this bowl of shitstew"? Everyone on every side of these issues are hypocrites and cunts so what the fuck is the motivation to take part in any of this?
she wants a man from brum
>>61981855
Third eye status: wide open
>>61981855
Good post. Looks like the only reasonable thing to do is off yourself you mong
>>61981878
lol
>>61981855
Third eye status: Woke. Its been a thing in the last few years that people have been saying western politics and society is becoming more polarised desu.
>>61981812
I replayed the first one a while ago.
Was alright, but not as good as I remember.
The only dreamcast games that still hold up perfectly are skies of arcadia, powerstone 2, soul caliber, and shenmue.
Any good deals for Prime Day lads?
>>61981839
the one that flaked on the date
went back to hers on sunday and spent the entire night stabbing her guts and chatting it was mad lmfao
>>61981898
I used to like the sanic games, I played sm64 recently and that was still good, I should get a dreamcast emulator
>>61981898
I'm replaying it right now on Playstation Now, it controls like utter shit but it is still a very fun idea and concept. Would make a goat downloadable game.
I love all the punk pop/ska music in games from the late 90's early 00's too.
>>61981878
errr
rude???
>>61981916
Just seen a levis trucker jacket for 42 quid, been wanting a decent denim jacket desu
>>61981928
Skies of arcadia runs well in dolphin.
I've been replaying FFXII in PCSX2 Lately.
Looks great with resolution upscaling.
>>61981928
do a tour of thaiplace of ya still up for it
ecco the dolphin - any good?
>>61981916
Not seeing anything that jumps out desu. 500GB Xbox ones + kinect and games for £209. DOnt know if thats far below normal though. Seems shit again
>>61981923
how'd that swing around?
wasn't she the one who was saying talking to you was tiring?
>>61981937
That's not a beard buddy
>>61981966
Alright.
Dreamcast one is a bit clunky. but worth playing once.
They storyline is trippy as fuck. Aliens and time traveling dolphins and shit.
>>61981937
Yeah nah
>>61981990
>>61981992
alright, I'll shave it off
rate the annoying manchild facial hair lads
>>61981956
Swoop on that, that's a good deal
just swept a building site for about 45 minutes due to boredom
quite satisfying desu, gonna be completely ruined the first gust of wind but fuck it
lads look at the UK population
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/uk-population/
>>61981989
yeah she apparently went back on that because she was like "what am i doing? this guys heaps good" and missed talking to me desu
what a fantastic turn of events lmfao :)
>>61982021
why do you keep linking this
>>61982028
beautiful work lad
Want to grow a big white beard when I'm old so I can be the local Santa Clause picture guy and take excessively long lunch breaks 2bh
Why is the pay for working in the royal household so shit?
Like being a driver only pays £18k but you can bet your arse that the selection process is harder than any other 18k job on earth.
>>61982044
Look at the Australian population
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
>>61982062
"Prestige"
gunna keep posting pictures until i get at least one (You)
>>61982062
Might look good on a CV if you matched the standards of Royalty desu
do not reply to the above post
>>61982062
loads of em are live-in, and they've got a banging pensions scheme
plus you could walk into any related job afterwards
>>61982123
*replies*
>>61982124
are you ready?
WATCH THIS
>>61982114
>>61982148
that wasn't the post I was talking about you cretinous germ
first reply decides what i post a pic of
>>61982014
Really want to but I wanted a lighter one, must resist impulse buy
>>61982155
I wager it be so you devious hog.
>>61981958
Have you tried wiimote on Dolphin?
>>61982159
*replies*
If you just keep walking away from the starting pokemon in pokemon go you can start with a pikachu instead
>>61982159
Your smuggest anime girl.
My room reeks of semen and cannabis.
Wish it wasn't like this.
Female """"comedy"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVH2HFVsng
>>61982177
The starters are worth nothing but free candy anyway. I started with a CP 10 Charmander that has barely grown but found a 300+ Venusaur later on.
>>61982177
Bulbasuar>Pickachu 2bh
>>61982171
then riddle me this you simple div, why would you think I meant two posts above when I clearly said the post above?
>>61982175
>>61982178
both of these are void
not an anime nonce
>>61982159
>>61982138
*replies*
haven't smoked weed since saturday due to work
feel awake for the first time in years to be honest
>>61982205
Just a regular nonce?
>>61981855
>A reasonable post
>on 4chan
Anon, pls.
>>61982205
Just an anime?
>>61982205
So just a normal nonce then.
>>61982073
Ah yes , Very impressive
>>61981855
I feel it anon. Thankfully most of my friends are reasonable and don't push their political/social/economic opinions in real life even if they have them. You just gotta find good people to associate with.
>>61982224
>>61982239
>>61982240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f8ryJAItBO
>>61982250
It really is, you tripled your population, good job lads.
>>61982267
virus DO NOT CLICK
currently trying to defragment my mainframe to prevent a buffer overflow attack
Wish I had this accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23b1U1Ogq10
>when you don't cut your nail quite right and have to pull the rest off
fuck off, we're full
t. UK
fuck off, we literally have millions and millions and millions of square miles of undeveloped land but we don't want you anyway cos we're all unironically racist
t. australia
>>61982289
>>61982292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15MWyCwlQAn
>Theresa May has promised to pretty much ban all degenerate anime from Britain which would also cause 4chan to get banned for obvious reasons.
>>61982268
Immigration did that. It'll happen again
>>61982021
>that density
3rd world tier
>>61982345
Look at England
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England
>mfw living in a crushed tin can
>>61982313
looks like she's sucking an invisible cockhead
>>61982172
No, but it works well with an xbox controller.
Iphone currently taped to my ceiling fan for the sake of egg hatching 2bh
>Immigration did that
>>61982365
England
Density 406.9/km
Bangladesh
• Density 1,319/km2
Ah yes I see the tories are doing well at their campaign promise of reducing immigration to "tens of thousand"
me by the creme egg
>>61982312
There ya go, m8. Just 4 u.
>>61982476
Buy better shoes and you're a passable normie.
>>61982511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyTpZFYYRc
American police kill more whites than blacks
>>61982555
They shouldn't kill anyone if they can help it desu. I don't envy their jobs though. Shit pay and not as much respect as you'd expect.
I feel apathetic about science.
>>61982555
Proportionally?
Dumb yank
>>61982683
what?
lads, theres a fuckin' owl outside, just hooting away like a nigger
I already miss are Big Dave ;_;
Remember you guys ain't shit without lend lease period.
>>61982724
Must be drakes
lads, theres a fuckin' nigger outside, just hooting away like an owl
not a fan of casual racism
I hate niggers
kill all black people
>>61982774
How about active racism?
why do yanks call plasters """""bandaids"""""
>>61982822
Because its a sticky adhesive band that aids you in not bleeding so much.
>>61982832
lame
>>61982822
Fuck you
>>61982822
it's a brand name you fucking simpleton
same reason why some people call tissues kleenex
>>61982864
Or like how some say a coke, when they mean a soda in general.
>>61982886
It's coke or soft drink
>>61982886
No, not like that
Imagine being an American born in 1900, you see your country go from a weird isolated country to becoming the greatest superpower in the world in your life. Wish I was a Yank desu
>>61982973
>Wish I was a Yank desu
you must have self-esteem issues
>>61982988
listen here you little fucking mick, I'll get my penis out and plunge out your anus with my fat cock like the faggot paddy you are if you don't stop taking shit
*slowly approaches you*
*pushes you back*
>>61983004
a lot of repressed homo-erotic angst in this post
i can only assume you have a poor relationship with your father, remember every row you have with me is really with your father
>>61982988
Why? Seems boss.
>loads of climates to choose from
>big houses
>pretty much the centre of the planet culturally, politcally and economically (EU now has a smaller GDP than the USA)
>richer on average than most Europeans except Swiss and Norwegians and those small meme tax haven countries
>strong nationalism
Seems class if I am honest
>>61983054
don't give a fuck if I'm gay or whatever cunt I'd fuck a shemale anyday not insecure about it like you cunt, maybe you're the faggot here
>>61983058
You'd be a disgusting fat diabetic piece of shit tho
>>61983081
All Anglo countries are fat though
>>61983071
>I'd fuck a shemale
i see the issue here is really with your mother
was she emotionally distant?
>>61983120
she had a willy mate.
Will never understand normies tbqhwyf
>>61983091
Are you fat? Can't imagine that
>>61983129
then she would have been infertile, unless you had two "moms"
maybe youre adopted
>>61983147
dad had a fanny
so my dudes, gotta say, ngl
pretty toasty right now
>He voted for brexit
>>61983147
Check your fucking privilege
>>61983177
dude
>>61983224
WEED
>>61983235
lmao
>>61982555
good
>>61983177
WEED BRAH
I think you're all just jelly and/or don't have weed.
Who /rational/ here?
>Nigger lives matter are holding marches in this country
Wogs really are the lowest form of life around.
>>61983294
blaze it faggot
>>61983302
le nigger scientist does it again
>>61983302
Imagine if Richard Dawkins converted to Christianity lel, fedoras everywhere would kill themselves.
Morning cunts
>>61983302
What is this protesting about?
>>61983355
yeah it'd be epic wouldn't it hahah
>>61983371
Hey
Went back to my favorite diner and played my jam on the jukebox until a waitress unplugged it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
>>61983303
London isn't in this country
CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY
>>61983372
probably against black niggers matter
>>61983372
Its not protests its A STEMfag trying to talk about something outside of his specific area of science and sounding like the r/atheism stereotype
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157273789300736?lang=en-gb
>>61983386
Never reply to me or my post ever again.
>>61983303
Should build a wall around london Tbh.
>>61983406
doing a reply
>Tim Farron shit-stirring
Oh fuck off, I can't be arsed with another election
>Tim Byrne shit-posting
Oh fuck off, don't mess me around sunshine
*Beep Beep*
>>61983467
>The liberal democrats
>>61983535
The lib deads desu
>>61983512
really makes you think
Alri lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36767880?ns_mchannel
Ah yes, time to depart for another day of call centre wageslavery. £16.5k at 23 years old; truly I have made it in life.
>>61983555
this has not been posted before
>>61983546
8 seats, just a bit shy of that two thirds majority necessary.
>>61983566
Become the manager and make 30k, that's what everyone on /r9k/ appears to do
When you walk away
Just had the splatty shits
My guts are pulverised
>>61983589
I think I will be sacked long before that becomes a possibility. I make no effort and dodge responsibilities as much as is possible.
>>61983566
I used to work in a Call Centre, fucking hated it desu.
>>61983593
Wish I had the scuts
Would stop this haemorrhoid from bursting
>>61983612
>>61983618
you two are probably the type who always seems to pick up my customer support calls and is lazy as shit and is a cunt. fuck you, do your job or find another ond.
>>61983627
Bag of dehydrated apricots
Will turn the contents of your entire colon to liquid
morning lids
>>61983670
fuck off
>>61983670
morning nong chai
>>61983690
your thai is honestly pitiful
>>61983627
You don't want these shits
>your thai is honestly pitiful
>>61983707
ไม่จริงคุณพูดภาษาไทยได้ไหม
*sigh* I was hoping the nonce wouldn't be here this morning.
>>61983566
I'm 25 and I have a decent job but I think my wages are going to stagnate now.
went out today and most of the lads i saw were taller than me, even though i'm 6'2"
what the fuck is going on
south sudan is going into civil war again lads
don't understand why, there's barely anything to fight over
>>61983746
Ching chong ping pong
>>61983746
christ why would they make a language so complicated
look at all those little fucking accent marks and shit
I wear jeans and a hoodie to work lads lol
>>61983681
fuck off not hampshire
