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britain edition
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He's going to have a fit
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/brit/ hates me now just because I have a short fuse when it comes to IT stuff.

Sorry pals.
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good luck
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>>61908116
this 2bh
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I really want to die haha
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1st for we did it reddit
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>>61908116
>>61908128
exceptional posts
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some spacker asked nige about meme magic on that lbc show
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>>61908105
i want her to sit on my face
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>>61908120
>Anonymous
no one cares or knows who you are mong, stop bringing it up
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>>61908138
>>61908128
>>61908116
literally all these
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Feeling a bit rough today lads, think I need a few beers to sort me out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTu29QWDHSM

Please check out my latest blog update.
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Look at this old black man in Ireland

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3479947,-6.2573784,3a,73y,34.21h,58.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIlYYZuIsIJtnuBiHPkdKMg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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Post slug
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Riding the bus.
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>>61908156
nah m8 you're alright
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off to maccas for a big mac, fries and a coke
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>>61908082
Poleaboo is a girl
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Having a lol at the thought of grown """men""" flicking their modems off and on merely to post pictures of their unhealthy obsessions.
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>>61908156
first black person i ever saw was in ireland desu
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>>61908152
laughed @ 0:38
raged @ 0:41
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>>61908205
strong floccinaucinihilipilification
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Doing a headache
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>>61908201
Do you live in the highlands or something wtf ahhaa
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>>61908169
Driver told me the ticket price was £1.90, looked at the ticket and it says £1.80. Absolutely fuming.
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>not allowed post British women on a British general

Anyways I came across this actress the other day while watching a flick on BBC2 UK (don't want to say RTE in case this post gets removed, I think BBC2 Northern Ireland or UTV might be a bit of a grey area) any of you recognise her? Is she big in the United Kingdom? Never heard of her over here


2bh lads
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>>61908175
Might do the same desu
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Having a lol at the thought of grown """men""" flicking their modems off and on merely to post about having a lol at the thought of grown """men""" flicking their modems off and on merely to post pictures of their unhealthy obsessions.
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well
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>>61908147
But everyone with a flag knows I'm a no region set mong
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>>61908141
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=1h54m29s
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>>61908141
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=6872

Half cringe half laughing my arse off.
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>>61908092
g-good afternoon
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>>61908251
don't reverse image search, you'll be disappointed :\\
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>>61908277
Set a region then nerd
I'm a flaggot too but currently phone posting
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Bunch of Africans at the front of the bus howling at each other while everyone else sits quietly.
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>>61908251

she's a vile tattooed leftist whore who has been Blacked more times than my Sports Direct mug and she also sends nudes to her partner(s)

disgusting.
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>>61908260
Having a lol at the thought of yank """banter"""
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having a stroke of my willy at the thought of grown women flicking their pee hole merely for gratification
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What do I do today? Should I just go to Spoons by myself and get pished?
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fucking pokemon go camera VR shite doesn't work

into the bin it goes
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>>61908092
Oh hello Dad, I must say it is a fine morning to strangle some redcoated fuccbois.

Wouldn't you say?
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>>61908164
>>>/mu/66302092

doing a sneaky post
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>>61908331
>pokemon go

>>>/reddit/
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>>61908318

what's breakfast like at spoons? thinking of doing one
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>>61908370
pretty good 7/10
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>>61908370
It's actually quite good and cheap too
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IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP

ALONG WITH COLONEL JACKSON DOWN THE MIGHTY MISSISSIP

WE TOOK A LITTLE BACON AND WE TOOK A LITTLE BEANS AND WE FOUGHT THE BLOODY BRITISH IN A TOWN CALLED NEW ORLEANS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wKRg-1e6s
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>>61908370
YEAH GO ON DO ONE
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this game is amazing. can't believe it's free.
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laptop broke

bored with my life, only have my phone now
what do
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>>61908384

cheers

@61908382

didn't read; commie
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>>61908311
wow rude
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>>61908331
>walking around outside with a VR headset on

ah yes what could possibly go wrong
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so fucking tired lads lol
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>>61908454
no youre not
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>>61908331
do you mean when you throw the ball thing? you can literally shut it up top right
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3583072/Fred-Dimbleby-follows-father-s-uncle-s-grandfather-s-footsteps.html

Dimbleby is 77, so he had a kid when he was 59?

that's fucking rank
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>>61908387
Who cares, lol?
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business idea: kill all nonwhites
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>pokemon go

will I have autists coming on to my property at work looking to catch pokemon?

Its 50 acres of private property, do grass type ones stay on grass etc?
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>>61908480
no. I mean it says something about not detecting my orientation,and I can't see any pokemon around me
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didnt have any dinner last night and now i feel weak and lethargic.
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just realised this pokemon game is literally how to get your kid maddie mccann'd .

give your child a iphone so they can go wondering off. what could possibly go wrong
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>>61908551
And there'll be no food for you today either, runt!
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>Business idea: kill all nonwhites
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Business idea: sexy ladies having sex with me hehehehehehehe ;)
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>>61908506
Hell yeah man
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ahh yes, very impressve indeed
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>>61908621
Hello Mr Hefner
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LEGISLATIVE LEGERDEMAIN
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That feeling when you wake up with a hangover and you've got that gr feeling of impending doom
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>>61908655
Me on the shelf
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Did I tell you guys I'm an alcoholic
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>>61908636
>He has something against GradeAUnderA
Literally why
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>>61908680
Yes
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>>61908636

>that Bleachthony Blackstano
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what pokemon creatures did they put in aleppo
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>>61908695

he's a paki
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>>61908720
Voltorbs
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>>61908720
electrode
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>>61908336
Good lad, hope you have a nice day
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>>61908752
Is he?
Anyways I like that guy
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>>61908636
Are 16 year olds allowed to like anything?
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>>61908753
>>61908766
>>61908720
edgy
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>>61908150
>Desktop
>TV in room
>low end office chair
>Monster energy drink

Runty
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>the pride of British f1 racing is a shitskin
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>>61908794
don't get it desu

never actually played a pokemon game. only got into the hype for this one
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Lads, I need your worst dog names.
Right now I'm thinking either ringworm, blog, missing dog, or scronto.
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>>61908777
cheers lad, right back at you
>>>/mu/66302249
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>>61908885
hitler
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>>61908150

runtlife
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>>61908884
they are like little bombs
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>>61908884
They go boom boom senpai
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>>61908885
What /mischief/ are you planning on getting up to?
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>>61908885
Cat
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>>61908884
>never actually played a pokemon game

underage
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>I believe in God
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>>61908720
koffing and weezing
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>>61908878
don't care, but he is a pseudo-yank cunt.
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>>61908878

His mother is white British, she just wasn't able to resist the superior black seed.
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>>61908872
>>TV in room
>Runty
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genuinely just went for a poo lads
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Feeling not-tired for the first time in about three years

wow
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>>61908913
I'm going to try to condition my housemates dog think its name is something ridiculous, and maybe get a new nametag made,
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>>61908983
how did you do it lad?
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>>61909002
Ah, a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
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going on holidays in 2 weeks . excited to see what pokemons i find in spain
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>>61909038
>video

that guy NEEDS to by zyklon'd.
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>rain at Silverstone today

Gonna be exciting I reckon.
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Can anyone explain why beef jerky costs so much?

Every single asda/tesco etc. type of shop has 50g for about £3

that's 200 calories.


WHY DOES THIS COST SO MUCH?
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I genuinely think the people behind the pokemon app (nintendo?) will take money from companies to guide players towards their shops or restaurants.
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>>61909009
no idea, I even drank half a bottle of vodka last night so I should be feeling quite tired

just luck I suppose
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stopped playing wow after i got more gold than money irl . depressing
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>>61908288
>>61908284
>>61908141
good afternoon, that was me keek
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>>61909102
Interesting thought.
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>>61909038

>top rated comment: JASON BLAHA KEKOLD ENTHUSIAST
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>England is terrible at football
>most popular sport in England

>England is the GOAT at F1 literally more champion drivers than any other country
>no one cares

Explain.
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>Scan the QR code on the back of your Five Guys Burger and Fries receipt for a special edition Charmander
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>>61909102
the pokestops near me are all mundane landmarks like bulletin board in the park . haven't been to a commercial area yet tho
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REALLY makes you think...
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>>61909169
why would you expect a correlation

sports are run by businesses and billionaires, not crowds
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Might write a martian porn parody entitled "scrotal recall".
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>>61909169
no one cares about f1 because its just hamilton wins lol

also the format of football is better to watch to more people
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>>61908636
those
>sam hyde and h3h3 speak for me when no one else will!!!
guys are extremely cringe
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>>61909249
*thinks*
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>spice girls at the f1

Still fuck able
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Is Pokémon Go in the UK?
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>>61909277
that name is already in use
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>>61909169
Haha did the car go vroom?
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Business idea: Pokemon GO but for immigrants
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>>61909249
Hmm
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Drinking Dr. Pepper.
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>>61909356
hot
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>>61909304
Damn.
I thought I had something there.
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The so called gf
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need to fuck antonia thomas NOW.

why did you show me her
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>>61909393
Ah yes, the so-called gf, or "gfaesh" as I like to call it
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>>61909211
my pokestop is my local church
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Who /lots-of-motivation-to-turn-things-around-in-the-middle-of-the-night-but-when-you-wake-up-the-next-day-you-return-to-the-computer-chair/ here?
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>>61909292
top tier milf desu
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>>61909393
>his so called gf is a lesbian
ah yes, very good
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there is some video of a dj on facebook at parklife with the caption "this is lit"

these comments were all made by WHITE americans

> I see no color what so ever in this video playing some wack ass old shit and "this is lit" ya definition of lit ain't the same as mine lol

>Only the song was lit.(flame emoji) White boysss. (disapproval emojis)

>All of those white boys got hype over soulja boi baka they are lame af and habe no taste lol i dont see one lack dude there must be a white sweet 16 coountry boy who needed a special appearance from the cheapest rapper there is lol not lit at all shit was wack baka lowkey embarrassing

bottom one made by pic related

what is wrong with yanks lmao
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Haha
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>>61909249
cute
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took my gf's anal virginity very gently this morning

Discovery: bumholes are a lot tighter than fannies
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Alright, how about strokeahontas?
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>>61909475
was she clean
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>>61909456
All me
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>>61909475
this problem comes into play early when you have a very large penis (like i do)
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>>61909480
the pornstar?
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>safety car start

REEEEEEE
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>>61909490
mostly but I did get a little fleck of brown when I went in deep, not her fault though
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>>61909456
yanks desu
awful country
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>>61909529
Gross
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Want to have sexual intercourse with another man desu
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>>61909453
My gf is clearly genderfluid and DOES NOT take kindly to these rude comments.
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so fucking bored without my laptop

what do I do
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>>61909457
I've been there. Lots of niggers
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my soul is being eaten
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>>61909167
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>>61909456
Truly the greatest culture of all time :^)
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>>61909543
bums are gross. how do you imagine faggots have sex?

anal play is smelly, gotta learn to live with it
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>>61909584
lel does he really think they'll just hand him that information?
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>>61909584
how much did the nip pay for 4chan?
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Any Eire bros knocking about?


Have a question for you Irish lads
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>football fans are all working class hooligans

>F1 fans are all middle class

Ah yes makes you think
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neighbor's kot came in the house again
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>>61909292
Wanna be Emma's lover
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>>61909636
what lad?
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http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=100057939

Racists on suicide watch
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Business idea: Everyone stick The Chase on right now
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>>61909650
Need an Irish lad to answer my question about passports.

Just getting an Irish passport but their countersigning is weird, you don't have to know somebody for two years, you just need to get it checked and signed by a police officer or somebody else of similar importance.

I just want to check I'm not being a retard and that is in fact the case.
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>>61909639
wec masterrace 2bh
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>>61909685
I'm not even Irish lmao
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>>61909685
We're full sorry
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Never do a job about something you love lads

:(
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Hello?

One gf please.

Extra qt if you can.

Thanks.
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>>>/lgbt/6497691
>>>/lgbt/6497691
>>>/lgbt/6497691

NEW
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>>61909729
sorry. we don't deliver
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>>61909685
how the fuck would an average irishman know the answer to that?
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>>61909729
"I'm sorry, please try again later"
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>>61909721
what do you do?
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>>61909717
Can't stop me lad cashing in on that Irish mother of mine, so just checking I've got the form right before I post it
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>>61909721
why?
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>>61909759
IT

its all but destroyed my passion for computing
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>>61909685
Getting an Irish passport is very easy anon, we made it easy so Yanks could live here and spend money
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>>61909746
Because there's a reasonable chance they'll have got a passport in their life too and have had it countersigned?

>>61909778
I know that, my mum is irish so I class as an Irish citizen apparnetly, just checking the formality of a counterisignatory, but don't want them sending it back
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>>61909776
I just started working in IT.

Didn't even really like this stuff before but I'm getting pretty into it lol
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>>61909743
>>/lgbt/6537594
just done em in lads hahaha x
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>>61909776
>>61909827
I'm usually the person ringing up asking you mundane things

Does it annoy you?
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>>61909798
Don't know anything about that 2bh
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>>61909843
what do you mean?
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>>61909619
the hygiene issue is is why faggots are immoral
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>>61909843
Not really, unless you're a proper cunt about it
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>Stay inside and only see one or two friends every now and again
>Go out properly to a place with loads of people
>Majority of people have gf's
>Go home and jack it to some pornographic material
>Feel lonely

Ahh yes very impressive.
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>>61909621
Well he's ex CIA MARSOC PISSTEAMSIX SPECOP oper8tor
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>>61909827
I fucking love IT at work.

I get them to do stuff I just can't be arsed to do.

>Damn, the cable just fell out of the monitor and went behind the table
>Should I get on my hands and knees to fix it?
>Na
>Ring IT autists and have them do all the work

good feel
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>>61909861
I get the impression whenever I ring someone at IT it's just the easiest question ever

>>61909868
I'm not, but the people on the other end always sound quite annoyed
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just had a look at /b/

It's literally 40% facebook and 60% porn

doubt anyone has been on there for longer than a week
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>>61909847
Cheers anyway la x
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>>61909874
We don't bother with pissant shit like that

You either do it yourself or it doesn't get done
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>>61909870
iktfb
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>>61909874
>>61909894
I'm not a computer fixer mates, I work at a tech company.
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>>61909874
this is 90% of their jobs tbf
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>>61909911
me on the left
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>>61909909
This has to be bullshit.

If I rang IT and pretended I didn;t know why my monitor didn't work and they refused saying I should do it myself or struggle there'd be hell.

It's what you autists are there for, to serve us
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>>61909897
Lurked /b/ exclusively for like a year before I moved onto other boards 2bh
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>pokemon go
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is that the ship guy in the thread? reckon he has the best job here
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>>61909938
I'd tell you to not be a daft cunt and just plug the cable back in.

Seriously though I'm second line, I don't deal with pissy shit like that.

IT isn't there to babysit you
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>>>/cgl/9059932
>>>/cgl/9059932
>>>/cgl/9059932

NEW
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>>61909975
i am

currently got a dick in me so can't talk
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just found a spot on the side of my knob lads
currently awaiting death
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>>61909040
Where you going lad?
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>>61909897
>>61909951
hmm I remember it having more gore and porn
looks like it has more politics

It doesn't look as niche anymore either, much more centered towards popular things than I remember

it was like 5 or 6 years ago that I used to browse it though
still is a shithole, that definitely hasn't changed but it's like in a different way now
>>
Donated 1 dollar to molymeme again lads
>>
>>61910046
italy
>>
Why does Reddit defent pitbulls?
>>
>>61910046
doxable info
>>
>>61910052
spent £230 last night tipping girls on chaturbate
>>
>>61908092
testing 1 2 3
>>
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>>61910200
does it
I wouldn't know (unlike you)
>>
cheerio chaps, anyone care for some tea and biscuits
>>
Had a bit of sleep paralysis this morning lads
Was not a nice experience
>>
the fuck is a tenga egg
>>
>>61910397
lel
>>
>>61910397
my gf
>>
>>61910397
ask your dad
>>
come on tim
>>
>have a white-collar job
>see friends weekly
>have various meals with family weekly
>got a gf on the go
>clean lifestyle
>dad still has a disapproving face when he says goodnight, every single night

Parents
>>
>>61910439
>>61910447
>>61910463
am i supposed to my willy in this
>>
>>61910515
how small must your willy be to fit in that
crikey
>>
>>61910511
>australian
>asian dad
checks out tbf
>>
>>61910511
>>dad still has a disapproving face when he says goodnight, every single night
learn decorating or woodwork, it will throw a spanner in his works when he finds out.
>>
*cups ballsack in the palm of my hand*

hmmm, yes.
>>
any of you cunts remember the sad twat that thought a prostitute actually loved him
and that she went out of her way to show him that
>>
Ah yes, very impressive
>>
>>61910591
I've published a few books and I've never told him

Fuck dad desu
>>
>>61910605
vaguely. feel sorry for those lads desu. they're so desperate to fug that they don't learn the most improtant thing following your first root which is to not pay a single shred of attention to your feelings.
>>
Anyone know how to make the header permanent again?
>>
nessun dorma

NESSUM DORMA
>>
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>>61910605
I remember this lad paying $150 to get painfully raped in the ass by a tranny
>>
It's not really impressive though, is it

Bloody runts
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*finds purpose in lyfe*

sayonara, suckers!
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>have 8-inch willy
>hand gets too tired while wanking

Small dicks are superior desu
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>>61910656
replaced the image with a pepe

haha what a joker I am
>>
>>61910648
oh I know how to do this

you have to define it as a Label or as a PanedWindow(making sure to set the border to 0, mind), making a fixed length and allowing it to fill your higher-level panedwindow
also be sure to add it as a pane from your higher-level panedwindow if necessary
header shouldn't move after that
>>
>be australian
>be a published author
>have a gf
>have friends
>have strong relationship with family
>have a job


>still post on 4chan

why would someone do this to themselves

are you trying and failing at JUSTing yourself
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new gf
>>
>>61910741
you answered your own question on the first line
>>
Think I need to stop browsing the chon

Could be doing something productive right now
>>
really good watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrwuk6NoMv8
>>
>>61910785
Peter? more like pleb hitchens
>>
>>61910774
same here lad, supposed to be doing uni work.
>>
Might finally be able to get my first car later this year. Four years overdue for various reasons.

When you guys first got a car and were learning to drive did it feel like lots of avenues opened up for you? Just being able to get around in general.
>>
>>61910845
You don't have a license?
>>
>tfw look a solid 8/10 in the mirror
>look fucking weird in pictures
>>
>>61910845
i have a licence and a car but haven't driven it for like 3 years now (it's uninsured)
>>
>>61910845
i haev bike
>>
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me with the lads the other nights
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>>61910845
I want to do this too, it was fine living in london but where i live now i'm a bit trapped without a car, gonna get a bike in a few weeks that will somewhat help matters but still
>>
Just took a stroll around camden and there are literally bellends everywhere on the phone playing pokemon go.
>>
>>61910845
No, but I imagine it would in the US/Aus if you don't live in a city.
>>
>>61910913
me on the top left
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPFdS6SSgQ
>>
>>61910961
Going to London tomorrow to hit up the gym at Big Ben
>>
>>61910961
Camden is full of bellends normally
>>
>>61910845
yeah it was pretty cool and liberating but i was in grade 12 when i got my license.

if i got my license tomorrow, i'd be like ok no worries then drive home.
>>
>>61910961
>strolling round Camden

Literally why. Such a shite place.

t. Used to live there
>>
ready to laugh/cheer at/for scotland/britain when murray loses/wins
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>camden
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current year innit
>>
need a pal to go on a pokemon trail with desu
>>
>>61910961
camden needs to be removed
its a complete cringefest
>>
How do I get pokemon go for android lads?
>>
>>61910862
Nah, just never really got around to it. Have driven in another person's car on private property though. Was fun.

>>61910927
Sorta seems like freedom for me. There's like nothing to do where I live and it really discourages me from getting out of the house.
>>
>>61911069
Google, there's a link to APK in the PCAdvisor link
>>
>>61911070
>living in the bush

My condolences
>>
>>61911069
just get an iphone and change region
>>
Normies, I HATE normies
>>
>>61911080
Nintendo are banning anyone who does this btw
>>
>>61911069
>just get an iphone
Found the mindless normie drone sheeple lads
>>
>>61911088
Kinda. Sub-urban area. There's probably more stuff to do than I realise but I'm a lazy cunt to go looking for it.

ruining my life haha what am I like
>>
>>61911120
Nintendo aren't involved. And no Niantic aren't
>>
>Pokemon Go
>Can't even have Pokemon Battles
>Just throw a virtual ball at a virtual animal and collect them when you hear a ping
>>
wish 4chan was nothing but comfy threads on r9k
>>
>>61911120
Hmmm that does sound concerning. Was thinking of just waiting til it's actually released but it's gonna be long
>>
>>61911146
the game is in the travelling.
>>
>>61911164
Then stay in your containment board you abnormie weirdo cunt this is a normie general
>>
>>61911131
Doesn't get much more normie drone hivemind than installing pokeman go right now
>>
>>61911177
it will probably be out in a week or so
>>
pokemon go is geocaching for even bigger nerds
>>
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>>>61910961

Why do you sound surprised? It's pink haired feminists and rockers around there and not much else
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Wahey

Another wasted day lads
>>
>>61910970
You're the only one with talent

>>61911316
errytime
>>
>>61911316
just pull the internet connection out of your computer you runt
>>
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There's yanks sitting opposite me on the District line


Losing the will to live
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>>61911316
what could you have done to make it not a wasted day?
>>
>>61911146
what the fuck
i thought it was a full pokemon game but you can actually go around to find fights
what the fuck is the point?
>>
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>>61911316
>>
>>61911316
1 week out of my 2 weeks off work done and I've done nothing but sit in my room. It doesn't help that it's been pissing down all week.
Still, I hate myself for wasting the small free time I get off work
>>
@61911349

El HaitANO
>>
No you thick twats

If you see someone using a phone, it doesn't mean they're on pokemon go
>>
>>61911451
Paki detected
>>
Why do lefties always have a weird patronizing/condescending look to them?
>>
>>61911451
Rasheed
>>
>>61911483
Who
Fucking
Cares
>patronizing
fuck off yank twat
>>
>>61911483

would race mix with desu
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>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/uk-job-vacancies-fall-700000-in-the-week-after-brexit-data-shows-a7124686.html

>UK job vacancy adverts fall by 700,000 in the week after Brexit, data shows

Why you do dis Brexit
>>
>>61911492
>>61911480
Abdul
>>
>>61911419
>t. lackey of the sub-70-iq spicposter
>>
need to go tescos to do food shopping

cannae be arsed tho
>>
>>61911483
just their general holier-than-thou attitude
>>
been lurking /lgbt/ now i wish I was a qt petite short haired lesbian who had a crush on the big boobed popular girl back in school and ended up kissing her

hate being a boring boy sometimes
>>
>>61911561
>cannae

FOSC
>>
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>>61911563

This desu. WIsh i was a cute girl with a pixie cut
>>
>>61911541
Veeeery impressive
>>
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>Why do lefties always have a weird patronizing/condescending look to them?
>>
nu-male starter pack:

Beard
Glasses
iOS
Pokemon Go
>>
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k

Ah yes
>>
>>61911563
>>61911593
gaylords
>>
>>61911541
who needs jobs when you have CONTROL
>>
Pokemon go fuck yourself
>>
When will they learn?
>>
>>61911630
>feeling this threatened by a 2nd referendum
cuck
>>
>>61911563
>been lurking /lgbt/ now i wish I was a qt petite short haired lesbian

>>61908065
>Not if you're a girl
A girl on the Chinz, Lol.
>>
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>
What does "stay woke" even mean?
>>
>>61911391
It's a micro-transaction game, they don't release shit all at once
>>
>>61911669
Ahh yes #StayWoke by shooting and robbing people
>>
>>61911704
A ghetto "wake up sheeple."
>>
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>>61911686
because I like talking to you :\\
>>
>>61911686
Too scared of the eternal darkness that is death.
>>
I forgot how it feels to be touched
>>
>>61911768
pretty good reason i guess
>>
Why is the symbolic animal for 4chan a frog?

Tumblr and reddit don't even have symbolic animals
>>
>>61911803
>>61911803
>>61911803
>>
Joe Rogan
>>
there is no such thing as a normie general

fuck off back to fb cunt
>>
Dreamt that Jacob Rees Mogg took me under his wing and taught me how to be a good politician and make good banter in the house of commons
>>
>Andy Poorray
>>
>looking to rent a small flat just for myself
>21
>full time employee
>£23k/pa
>minimum age: 27
For what purpose?
>>
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>>61911863
>jacob rees mogg
>a good politician

acting posh and pretending to be 50 years older than you are doesn't make you a good politician lmao
>>
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>>61911777
you just touched me ....in here *points to heart*
>>
>>61911899
Have this exact webm saved as catslam.webm
>>
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Ah yes, The Guardian
>>
>dat macaulay culkin compare-the-market episode

Cringe
>>
>>61908885
"felis catus domesticus", or just "Felix".
>>61911806
>reddit
Le Monkey faiç
>>
lads my laptop broke and my life is now empty and boring
>>
>>61911920
That was what I originally had it as lel
>>
>>61911940
buy a new one
>>
>>61911899
BA GOD
HE'S BROKEN HIM IN HALF
>>
>>61911940
alri thanks for telling us every hour in case we forget lad
>>
>>61911930
When will white guilt end?
>>
never played tennis in my life 2bh
>>
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>>61912002
when whites stop fucking up the world
>>
>>61912020
Paki
>>
>>61911930
that's almost a year and a half old

she doesn't even write for the guardian anymore
>>
>>61911930
This has to be a Comment Is Free """""article"""""
>>
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>>61911930
you know they don't choose the headline right?
>>
>>61912056
FOB
>>
>>61911930
I always use the black emojis for a laugh 2bh
>>
making a shopping list lads

what should i put on there
>>
>>61912158
eggs
>>
>>61912158

egg nog
>>
>>61912158
tenga egg
>>
>Poorray
>>
>>61912158
>>61912193
>>61912195
>>61912235
sup reddit
>>
>>61912158
Cornetto
>>
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>>61912269
>>
>>61912269

hiya! x
>>
>>61912158
kebaba
tikka
falafel
non alcoholic beverage
>>
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>Murray is Scottish if he loses but British if he wins
>>
Hello?
>>
>>61912124
deleted?
>>
still wankered from last night
>>
>>61912399
True
>>
COME ON MURRAY
>>
>>61912399
Scottish people are basically just English in denial lad
>>
>>61912423
yeah
i linked to the wrong post
>>
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>>61910679
No sympathy given.
>>61910684
>>
>>61912340
>going to an off-license for non-alcoholic beverages
>>
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we have a real british lad streaming senpaitachi

twitch tv rime_
>>
what did they mean by this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_Out_a_Briton
>>
>>61909457
Thats in my city
>>
>>61912494
>prime minister comes out of the barber next door and calls me a soft cunt

leld
>>
>a fucking island
>>
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>>61912399
>>
Don't know why but I just can't bring myself to like Andy Murry
>>
>Poonic
>>
mandy urray
>>
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>that fucking background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnEM7vkXwAg
>>
Ian Beale MEP lmao
>>
>Paedo threw cash on path to lure boys
>A PAEDOPHILE lured children off the streets by flicking cons onto the road and inviting them back to his home for 'sickening abuse'

Really enjoy reading the Sunday papers while eating lunch tbqh.
>>
It is frightening that there might be the possibility of the next leader of this country being a potential man-made climate change skeptic/denier. Climate change is one of the most important issues facing humanity and there is a large power base that wants to ignore it... If she is a man-made climate change denier I don't see how any sane person can support her.
>>
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>>61912340
Abdul's off–licence?
>>61909558 >>61912547

Melbourne?
>>61912628
«Why do I spend my life?...
... trying to hit the fuzzy green apple, with a snow–shoe!»
>>
>>61912700
you should make a karen edition
>>
>>61912689
Andy Neil's choice
>>
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>internet paki support tell me I need to wait 48 hours for the internet to be fixed

wew

what a fucking awful service
>>
>>61912689
why is there a cute wagger in the studio? is it there every week?
>>
>>61912701
>A RESIDENT has been force to apply for planning consent for their children's treehouse
>>
>>61912781
>>61912781
>>61912781

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