St. Elliot edition
alri tim
2-nd for Paul.
cara!
>>61903383
The dentist :
>Has a job
>works hard
>has friends and family to support
>Is educated
>Is an all-round great man
Tim :
>Sweaty
>Makes 11,000 videos and puts them on youtube
>Has achieved nothing but get evicted from his apartment
Why do we hate the dentist again?
>>61903490
Fuck off, Tim was in many films.
>>61903490
Rasheed
Hey lads. When is the radio show with Nigel the Farage and where can I listen to it?
Where shall the Epic of Tim go next once he moves out?
>ywn never be a short haired qt girl
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Getting my weekly dose of Hitchens lads
>>61903712
Which?
>>61903597
bent lol
*juggles hammers*
*picks up the remote and points it towards yanks*
*presses mute*
Ah yes, that's better.
This seems a bit far fetched to me
A lot more than a couple riots have to go down before the president would be willing to declare federal martial law and individual governors can declare statewide martial law say for instance if what happened in Dallas started happening on a frequent basis all over Texas
>>61903817
*has no effect because remotes can't mute things that aren't tvs*
Started watching Pitch Perfect and now I think I'm in love with Anna Kendrick.
>>61903885
You're in for a treat, she showers with another girl in that movie
>>61903736
the other 1 is dead, Mong.
>>61903588 see>>61899993
What questions will ye ask to the man whom nobody can barrage?
>>61903383
haven't forgotten when you were barracking and harassing Tim on the 21st June at Dukes Place, Marlow in his What a Wonderful World video
need you out of business sunshine
>>61903351
did someone say Elliot
10 points to slitherin
>>61903885
Based Lauda ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcJkVa7MsrQ
BUS WANKERS
30 points to slitherin
Can someone explain to me why my mum didn't buy f*cking pizzas when she to the shop yesterday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMO3m0oLvs
*drives by a nursing home with this blasting*
>>61904008
15 points from griffindor for cheek, and another 15 if you continue
>>61903976
His manifesto spoke to me on many levels
>>61903885
she's a rat jew
>>61904067
I bet you're a hapa just like he was
>>61904028
>yank tries to be funny
>>61903989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBrN-I1Fjw
Lies in her CV & flat denial of her Times quote Someone tell Andrea Leadsom that the Leave campaign is over, she doesn't have to lie anymore
>>61904067
>tfw I could relate to everything but the bits about him being half caste
tried watching porn with the sound on again
definitely will not be doing it again
>>61904008
Doesn't want you to get fat you fat fucking cunt ahaha
turns out one of the dead Dallas policemen was a nazi
that wont be on the news lol
here we are
>>61904028
NOT the time for jokes
>>61904341
i LITERALLY just came back from a run and i was 'boy im hungry i need a pizza' but there wasnt even none
>>61904154
'No'
>>61904358
lol
>>61903838
Niggers were a mistake.
>>61903976
Me on the right.
>>61904395
>just came back from a run and i was 'boy im hungry i need a pizza' but there wasnt even none
Should have ran to the shop and bought pizza
>>61904341
The seed of banter.. I see it, germinating within you.
hope elliot's whore of a sister is haunted everyday by her brother's death and dies of aids from fucking so many guys
west philadelphia born and raised
>>61904358
http://www.snopes.com/dallas-shooter-jeffrey-harris-harris/
because it isn't true you fucking spacker
>>61904447
Who is Elliot?
>>61904447
why? she did nothing wrong
like the smell of my smelly socks!
>>61904463
What are you talking about you retard
The policeman Lorne Ahrens had iron cross tattoos and his facebook was full of pagan and supremacist page likes
no clue who jeffrey harris is
>>61904399
Imagine having this saved on your computer. Poor cunt.
>>61904481
>being a whore and rubbing it in your brothers face isn't wrong
>she dindu nuffin, girls can never be wrong :]
fuck right off
might have a yank but im scared of ejaculating blood
>>61904536
Lel, was thinking the same thing.
>>61904515
>supremacist page likes
like?
>>61904399
top lad on the right
>>61904560
there is nothing wrong with having casual sex
you sound like another bitter virgin
Taengudmorning
>>61904536
Jamal.
how's the pokemon hunting going lads?
come to the conclusion im quite desensitized to pornography
>>61904583
donald j trump
>>61904593
>cuckmark
>wanting sloppy second-mark
yeah and just totally ignored the rubbing it in your virgin brother's face part
@61904626
charge your phone fucking normie twat
>>61904626
>tfw intel CPU
Don't rub it in my face.
>>61904560
Ignore the Danish expat, he does nothing but post bait.
>>61904626
>Instinct
Get out
>>61904634
>>61904655
STOP YANKS
STOP REPLYING TO HIM
>>61904626
how the fuck do you have this? it's not out in the UK yet you fucking yank
![qZEGs6U[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NuChRrA.png "qZEGs6U[1].png")
>there is nothing wrong with having casual sex
>>61904628
can literally only get off to pricess leia these days
>>61904623
I'm for lads being proud of their own race, not brutalising others.
Doing a watch of ASMR gf role-playing
>>61904678
hmmm
Today is a day for diazepam
ah yes, the spoiled little child who killed six people and injured a dozen more dindu nuffin wrong because it was all his sister's fault
>>61904670
You can download it if you have Android
>>61904675
Poorly memed, a hat man would say the opposite.
ignore him.
>>61904720
Can I get it on my Galaxy SII or is it too old?
tried to get into Dota 2, but it seems very wank.
kek'd
Would you?
>Hillary blames whites for the attacks
Wish we lived in a very different world.
I like the Danish poster because he triggers the absolute fuck out of Rorkes and proto-Rorkes
Then again, Rorke is permanently on a hairpin trigger anyway so I suppose it's not much of an achievement.
>>61904759
d-delet
>>61904748
I don't know too much about phones mate, but you can ask over here >>>/vg/147996425
>>61904757
Why did you try?
>>61904757
play overwatch
>>61904784
>>61904816
because it seems like a fairly big name and it's free so, why not?
>>61904825
nah back to cs:go now
>>61904835
Hello
Wish I could a leave vote all over again lads
>>61904848
got vac banned on two accounts on csgo. bad game
>>61904848
>because it seems like a fairly big name and it's free so, why not?
Fair enough bud.
>>61904899
then don't cheat
Just turned on telly and are jez is there
>>61904757
Dota is only fun if you're playing with 4 friends and you all know what you're doing.
It's shite to play alone.
>>61904916
cheating is fun though, give it a shot sometime
G'nite lads.
>>61904936
I wish I had friends to play Division with. Horrible soloing.
>>61904925
I thought it was Colonel Sanders in the thumbnail.
>>61904950
night :з
>>61904950
G'night brother. sleep well.
>>61904941
"Cheating is fun"
"I got VAC banned twice"
Ahh yes, the mind of a runt
>>61904925
So destroy the opposition party? Madman.
>>61904936
My main issue was, I was some fire slag, doing alri, as high level as anyone else, then this mad sword twat who's like double my speed so I can't run away keeps coming and wiping me out with like 2 hits. EVERY FEKIN TIME.
drinking the rest of a beer I didn't finish last night because I fell asleep
rate my shotgun
>>61904983
getting banned isn't fun obviously, it's like saying drinking isn't fun because you get a hangover you simpleton
>>61904988
As long as you didn't black out and just fell asleep.
That's what I do and it's very unhealthy.
Well lads found out the other day half my mates are jealous as shit that I have a decent okay paying job. Anything I can do about it or should I just let them be pissy?
>>61904941
With some games I can see it being good, but with CS:GO nah, being genuinely good is half the fun. Learning all the subtle tricks of the map etc.
>>61904987
Luna has to be with a support with snare when pushing.
>>61905031
Redistribute your wealth to them (let them have sex with your gf too)
>>61905041
So is Thailad global elite?
>>61905023
> Drinking isn't fun because you get a hangover
Many people would agree with this though you fucking mong
>>61905046
Yeah init, I don't know what that means.
>>61905058
No, I don't put enough hours into it. I've been playing cs since 1.6 so I've got a good tactical knowledge of the game but I'm currently silver elite master, but I've been thrown into Gold games recently and top fragging so I'm expecting to rank up within the next few games.
>>61905059
not really
![1468127769233[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/chdU6Ga.jpg "1468127769233[1].jpg")
no words.
>>61905023
I rarely drink these days precisely because of how shitty it makes me feel the next day
*walks into this thread and has a look around*
Sad!
>>61905041
>CYKA BLYED RASH B
>(someone spamming Kalinka on their mic)
>DELETE GAME NOOB
>(russian 12 year old crying and screaming)
nah I'm done with that game
cara 2bh lads
>>61905097
Last time I played was source. I've no clue. I just hear these terms thrown about.
ah! didn't see you there
how are you doing old chap?
*heats a large skillet on the hob*
breakfast?
Why are so many women fat these days? Especially compared to guys.
Support black lives matter, show love to the LGBTQ+ community, express empathy for Muslims, be understanding of the mentally ill, and helpful to the disabled. Know that you can't ever understand the struggles of women or poc if you are not one. Recognize your own privilege if only to be grateful for it.
There's a lot of insane shit happening in the US right now. We can only be the change and hold the mentalities we hope the world will have someday too.
I believe in you, humanity!
>>61905133
I get all kinds of asians in my games, usually pretty chill or far too serious.
>>61905139
I played a lot of source, when I looked at cs:go it didn't look like any real improvement, but it really is. Great game.
>>61905134
exceptional post
>>61905134
never see anyone more queer than you and ive sucked several cocks
>>61905157
you mean HIGH TEST
>>61905185
>i was only pretending to have basic human decency
>>61905157
No self control
Eddie hall
>>61905185
good lad
What shal I eat for brekko laddos?
>Hummus on toast
>Butter on toast
>Scrambled eggs on toast
>Fried eggs on toast
bluebottle found the way into my room but now can't find the way out
stupid!
Would hate for you lads to miss Angela Eagle finally announcing her leadership bid on Peston on Sunday in a few minutes
>>61905199
thought this was the amazing atheist from the thumbnail
>>61905265
fried eggs and beans on toast
>>61905132
t. Donald Trump
>>61905265
Scrambled eggs
>>61905276
learn to herd bluebottles back out the window
>>61905294
no beans in the cupboard guv
Just remembered I do have bacon though
>>61905189
>I played a lot of source, when I looked at cs:go it didn't look like any real improvement, but it really is. Great game.
Cod2 last great WW2 fps. Best maps ever.
BF1 there's an interesting bit of historical accuracy we all missed.
>>61905265
Hummus is probably easiest
eid mubarak
>>61905265
my willy
>>61905317
fantastic
now mix up flour, eggs, milk and sugar and make some pancakes
Germany looks like such a nice country. So wide and open and green, and with proper forests and mountains too. Would like to live there.
Wonder about those immigrunts though.
my post were well gud
>two blokes who think they are women are allowed to compete against women in the olympics
wtf
are nige on lbc
http://www.lbc.co.uk/listen-live-3578
>>61905319
battlefield 1942 with the desert combat mod was probably the best game I've ever played.
>>61905335
Come to America if you want mountains and forests
>>61905361
My girlfriends demand an apology for this.
literally goin to kill myself since no one replies to me
goodbye brit ill mention you in my suicide note
>>61905236
are you an arab or an english teacher?
also, how much did benni pull?
>>61905363
Don't want Americans or American architecture though.
Although you do speak some sort of mutually-intelligable variant of English... that's a bonus
>>61905408
Sad!
>>61905408
(you)
>840 cc bill
*gulps*
i enjoy living and i believe my life has been very fulfilling
watching luther lads
*racks the slide on my remington 700*
>>61905479
FONT
mornin lads
who F1 today?
someone ought to rub my back
>>61905491
Tour de France and Euros today 2bh. Don't care about F1.
>>61905361
Not sure how trans-woman athletes can in good conscience compete against other women. They must feel immense conflict.
mwwaahhh... the french champagne
>>61905408
kys
See you tomorrow la.
>>61905408
>>61905491
did the man push the pedals
did the man twiddle the wheel
did he twiddle it left or did he twiddle it right?
>>61905595
did the man make the shitpost?
having a wank,doing a poo, having a think.
>>>/pol/80470554
>>>/pol/80470554
>>>/pol/80470554
NIGEL IS SPEAKING LIVE
>>61905624
A true scholar of /brit/.
>>61905428
They're going to raze the Schwanstein Castle to build a mosque on the site
What is his ethnicity?
>>61905491
Me. Not a Hamilton fan.
>>61905659
Black british
>>61905659
T*rkish
>>61905651
yank if you told a typical yank you were having a wank would they know what you mean?
>>61905679
Too white to be one of us. Also lacks 4 legs.
>>61905659
quintessentially British
>>61905683
thainonce what the fuck are you doing
>>61904626
>tfw editing geo data
WHERE MY VALOUR BROS AT?
>>61905683
>>61905702
da fak, I'm sure this used to work.
>>/pol/80467403
>he posts on /pol/
runt.
>>61905680
Yes
Wanking is common enough slang for masturbating here
>>61905733
>>>/pol/80467403
>>61905733
Kys newfag shite
>>61905758
God you're an idiot
>>61905659
He's a Black Brit. One of us.
>>61905749
Reminder that there are people who genuinely get their political beliefs from an Anime forum
The impending race war in America is entirely the lefties fault. The left are the ones that made rave relations worse than they've been since slavery
>>61905768
The sad thing is I've probably been on 4chan a lot longer than you'd imagine
>>61905752
hmmm....not convinced.
>>61905193
bit rude
How come that when someone asks for You's, they always get some. But when I ask for You's no one replies. It's not fair
>>61905793
Everyone gets a bit biphasic now and again. Don't unleash the loic in anger yet chap.
http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/09/technology/pokemon-go-dead-body/
@61905827
sorry lad have a (You), I've got plenty
>>61905797
How about the fact that your accent alone will get you laid here?
>>61905833
TOO L8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4lmuTh-GE
Pokemon Go keeps crashing everytime I try and catch Charmandar. Not walking around in my dressing gown anymore
>>61905886
Haha
>>61905890
There's nothing nearby here.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61905729
get off my team you pleb
>>61905929
what did you mess up?
>go out catching pokemon
>takes me to some pub/bar
>stood there with my phone trying to catch a bulbasaur
>bunch of lads also stood there on their iphones laughing and giggling
>I shout over to them and ask if theyre also here for the pokemon
>they laugh and tell me to grow up and act my age
>don't even catch the bulasaur
>go home crying
I'm only 28
>>61905955
it's a lottery
>>61905890
>dratini at the doughnut stop
Brits that love america are always basic af plebs.
My yank gf absolutely worships my unmutilated cock. Must be horrible for yank men to have their women taken from them because they were mutilated without their knowledge or consent.
The accent helps too
>>61905917
That's because Thailand killed all their Pokemon
coffee and a walker's ready salted crisp sandwich, a very appropriate breakfast for a beta manlet.
>>61905976
oh i thought it meant you had entered some information incorrectly
>tfw live in edinburgh and have to move elsewhere
literally everywhere else in the UK is a shit tip
>need to catch 100 Magikarps to get a Gyarados
Fuck this shit
>>61905980
Why wouldn't you be proud of your most successful son?
Doesn't matter if he hates you.
Listening to Pearl Jam
anyone who gives a toss about pokemon is a mega runt
>>61905997
>edinburgh
>not fort william
PAN
NICE AND HOT
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>>61905986
I was always skeptical about the pork.
>>61905997
Why do you have to move?
>>61905987
should have eaten less of that shit as a kid and maybe you'd just be a beta instead.
>>61906000
>implying it's not worth it
>>61905987
>ready salted
>>61906027
im always sceptical of brits who move to thailand
>>61906020
t. intel cpu
>>61906024
yeheheah boy
>>61906032
Uni.
>got a conditional offer from UoE when I was at school
>surpassed the requested grades
>rejected it to take a year out without attempting to defer
>reapplied for 2016 and was rejected
>>61906048
As you should be, look at these tossers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZQ6Ihunlhk
>he doesn't live in London
lmao
>Royal mail track and trace is experiencing a high volume of traffic, please try again later
Yeah, maybe because your service is utter shit and people want to know why their parcels have been sitting in a distribution center for days instead of you actually doing your fucking jobs, it's not hard.
Can't wait for royal mail to be sold off, useless cunts.
This is why capitalism is best. Capitalism created tracking codes and next day deliveries etc.
If we had communism we'd be stuck with only the royal mail and just receive our things when they feel like it.
Fuck you, Sara
>paki crying on nige's show
howling
>>61906048
Live like a king for fuck all, ah yes. Dubious behaviour.
>>61906095
>wanting to go to uni in your hometown
terrible move.
>>61906095
Come to Aberdeen!
It's like purgatory, but you don't have to die to live here.
>>61906104
thought the royal mail was sold off?
getting a bike so I can catch pokemon more efficiently
>Project Management specialist
Bin yourself.
>>61906101
>blocked in my country
m8
>>61906127
it was.
>>61906123
looks grim af
