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St. Elliot edition
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alri tim
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2-nd for Paul.
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cara!
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>>61903383
The dentist :

>Has a job
>works hard
>has friends and family to support
>Is educated
>Is an all-round great man

Tim :

>Sweaty
>Makes 11,000 videos and puts them on youtube
>Has achieved nothing but get evicted from his apartment

Why do we hate the dentist again?
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>>61903490
Fuck off, Tim was in many films.
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>>61903490
Rasheed
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Hey lads. When is the radio show with Nigel the Farage and where can I listen to it?
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Where shall the Epic of Tim go next once he moves out?
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>ywn never be a short haired qt girl
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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Getting my weekly dose of Hitchens lads
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>>61903712

Which?
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>>61903597
bent lol
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*juggles hammers*
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*picks up the remote and points it towards yanks*
*presses mute*

Ah yes, that's better.
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This seems a bit far fetched to me

A lot more than a couple riots have to go down before the president would be willing to declare federal martial law and individual governors can declare statewide martial law say for instance if what happened in Dallas started happening on a frequent basis all over Texas
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>>61903817
*has no effect because remotes can't mute things that aren't tvs*
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Started watching Pitch Perfect and now I think I'm in love with Anna Kendrick.
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>>61903885
You're in for a treat, she showers with another girl in that movie
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>>61903736
the other 1 is dead, Mong.

>>61903588 see>>61899993

What questions will ye ask to the man whom nobody can barrage?
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>>61903383
haven't forgotten when you were barracking and harassing Tim on the 21st June at Dukes Place, Marlow in his What a Wonderful World video

need you out of business sunshine
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>>61903351
did someone say Elliot
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10 points to slitherin
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>>61903885
Based Lauda ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcJkVa7MsrQ
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BUS WANKERS
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30 points to slitherin
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Can someone explain to me why my mum didn't buy f*cking pizzas when she to the shop yesterday?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMO3m0oLvs

*drives by a nursing home with this blasting*
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>>61904008
15 points from griffindor for cheek, and another 15 if you continue
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>>61903976
His manifesto spoke to me on many levels
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>>61903885
she's a rat jew
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>>61904067
I bet you're a hapa just like he was
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>>61904028
>yank tries to be funny
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>>61903989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBrN-I1Fjw
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Lies in her CV & flat denial of her Times quote Someone tell Andrea Leadsom that the Leave campaign is over, she doesn't have to lie anymore
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>>61904067
>tfw I could relate to everything but the bits about him being half caste
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tried watching porn with the sound on again
definitely will not be doing it again
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>>61904008
Doesn't want you to get fat you fat fucking cunt ahaha
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turns out one of the dead Dallas policemen was a nazi

that wont be on the news lol
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here we are
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>>61904028
NOT the time for jokes

>>61904341
i LITERALLY just came back from a run and i was 'boy im hungry i need a pizza' but there wasnt even none
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>>61904154
'No'
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>>61904358
lol
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>>61903838
Niggers were a mistake.
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>>61903976
Me on the right.
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>>61904395
>just came back from a run and i was 'boy im hungry i need a pizza' but there wasnt even none
Should have ran to the shop and bought pizza
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>>61904341
The seed of banter.. I see it, germinating within you.
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hope elliot's whore of a sister is haunted everyday by her brother's death and dies of aids from fucking so many guys
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west philadelphia born and raised
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>>61904358

http://www.snopes.com/dallas-shooter-jeffrey-harris-harris/

because it isn't true you fucking spacker
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>>61904447
Who is Elliot?
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>>61904447
why? she did nothing wrong
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like the smell of my smelly socks!
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>>61904463
What are you talking about you retard

The policeman Lorne Ahrens had iron cross tattoos and his facebook was full of pagan and supremacist page likes

no clue who jeffrey harris is
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>>61904399
Imagine having this saved on your computer. Poor cunt.
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>>61904481
>being a whore and rubbing it in your brothers face isn't wrong
>she dindu nuffin, girls can never be wrong :]
fuck right off
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might have a yank but im scared of ejaculating blood
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>>61904536
Lel, was thinking the same thing.
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>>61904515

>supremacist page likes

like?
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>>61904399
top lad on the right
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>>61904560
there is nothing wrong with having casual sex

you sound like another bitter virgin
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Taengudmorning
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>>61904536
Jamal.
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how's the pokemon hunting going lads?
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come to the conclusion im quite desensitized to pornography
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>>61904583
donald j trump
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>>61904593
>cuckmark
>wanting sloppy second-mark
yeah and just totally ignored the rubbing it in your virgin brother's face part
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@61904626

charge your phone fucking normie twat
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>>61904626
>tfw intel CPU

Don't rub it in my face.
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>>61904560
Ignore the Danish expat, he does nothing but post bait.
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>>61904626
>Instinct

Get out
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>>61904634
>>61904655

STOP YANKS

STOP REPLYING TO HIM
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>>61904626
how the fuck do you have this? it's not out in the UK yet you fucking yank
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>there is nothing wrong with having casual sex
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>>61904628
can literally only get off to pricess leia these days
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>>61904623
I'm for lads being proud of their own race, not brutalising others.
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Doing a watch of ASMR gf role-playing
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>>61904678
hmmm
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Today is a day for diazepam
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ah yes, the spoiled little child who killed six people and injured a dozen more dindu nuffin wrong because it was all his sister's fault
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>>61904670
You can download it if you have Android
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>>61904675
Poorly memed, a hat man would say the opposite.
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ignore him.
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>>61904720
Can I get it on my Galaxy SII or is it too old?
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tried to get into Dota 2, but it seems very wank.
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kek'd
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Would you?
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>Hillary blames whites for the attacks


Wish we lived in a very different world.
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I like the Danish poster because he triggers the absolute fuck out of Rorkes and proto-Rorkes

Then again, Rorke is permanently on a hairpin trigger anyway so I suppose it's not much of an achievement.
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>>61904759
d-delet
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>>61904748
I don't know too much about phones mate, but you can ask over here >>>/vg/147996425
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>>61904757
Why did you try?
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>>61904757
play overwatch
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>>61904784
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>>61904816
because it seems like a fairly big name and it's free so, why not?
>>61904825
nah back to cs:go now
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>>61904835
Hello


Wish I could a leave vote all over again lads
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>>61904848
got vac banned on two accounts on csgo. bad game
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>>61904848
>because it seems like a fairly big name and it's free so, why not?
Fair enough bud.
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>>61904899
then don't cheat
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Just turned on telly and are jez is there
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>>61904757
Dota is only fun if you're playing with 4 friends and you all know what you're doing.

It's shite to play alone.
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>>61904916
cheating is fun though, give it a shot sometime
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G'nite lads.
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>>61904936
I wish I had friends to play Division with. Horrible soloing.
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>>61904925
I thought it was Colonel Sanders in the thumbnail.
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>>61904950
night :з
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>>61904950
G'night brother. sleep well.
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>>61904941
"Cheating is fun"
"I got VAC banned twice"

Ahh yes, the mind of a runt
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>>61904925
So destroy the opposition party? Madman.
>>61904936
My main issue was, I was some fire slag, doing alri, as high level as anyone else, then this mad sword twat who's like double my speed so I can't run away keeps coming and wiping me out with like 2 hits. EVERY FEKIN TIME.
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drinking the rest of a beer I didn't finish last night because I fell asleep
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rate my shotgun
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>>61904983
getting banned isn't fun obviously, it's like saying drinking isn't fun because you get a hangover you simpleton
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>>61904988
As long as you didn't black out and just fell asleep.
That's what I do and it's very unhealthy.
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Well lads found out the other day half my mates are jealous as shit that I have a decent okay paying job. Anything I can do about it or should I just let them be pissy?
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>>61904941
With some games I can see it being good, but with CS:GO nah, being genuinely good is half the fun. Learning all the subtle tricks of the map etc.
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>>61904987
Luna has to be with a support with snare when pushing.
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>>61905031
Redistribute your wealth to them (let them have sex with your gf too)
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>>61905041
So is Thailad global elite?
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>>61905023
> Drinking isn't fun because you get a hangover

Many people would agree with this though you fucking mong
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>>61905046
Yeah init, I don't know what that means.
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>>61905058
No, I don't put enough hours into it. I've been playing cs since 1.6 so I've got a good tactical knowledge of the game but I'm currently silver elite master, but I've been thrown into Gold games recently and top fragging so I'm expecting to rank up within the next few games.
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>>61905059
not really
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no words.
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>>61905023
I rarely drink these days precisely because of how shitty it makes me feel the next day
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*walks into this thread and has a look around*

Sad!
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>>61905041
>CYKA BLYED RASH B

>(someone spamming Kalinka on their mic)

>DELETE GAME NOOB

>(russian 12 year old crying and screaming)

nah I'm done with that game
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cara 2bh lads
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>>61905097
Last time I played was source. I've no clue. I just hear these terms thrown about.
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ah! didn't see you there
how are you doing old chap?
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*heats a large skillet on the hob*

breakfast?
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Why are so many women fat these days? Especially compared to guys.
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Support black lives matter, show love to the LGBTQ+ community, express empathy for Muslims, be understanding of the mentally ill, and helpful to the disabled. Know that you can't ever understand the struggles of women or poc if you are not one. Recognize your own privilege if only to be grateful for it.
There's a lot of insane shit happening in the US right now. We can only be the change and hold the mentalities we hope the world will have someday too.
I believe in you, humanity!
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>>61905133
I get all kinds of asians in my games, usually pretty chill or far too serious.
>>61905139
I played a lot of source, when I looked at cs:go it didn't look like any real improvement, but it really is. Great game.
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>>61905134
exceptional post
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>>61905134
never see anyone more queer than you and ive sucked several cocks
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>>61905157
you mean HIGH TEST
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>>61905185
>i was only pretending to have basic human decency
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>>61905157
No self control
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Eddie hall
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>>61905185
good lad
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What shal I eat for brekko laddos?

>Hummus on toast
>Butter on toast
>Scrambled eggs on toast
>Fried eggs on toast
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bluebottle found the way into my room but now can't find the way out

stupid!
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Would hate for you lads to miss Angela Eagle finally announcing her leadership bid on Peston on Sunday in a few minutes
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>>61905199
thought this was the amazing atheist from the thumbnail
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>>61905265
fried eggs and beans on toast
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>>61905132
t. Donald Trump
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>>61905265
Scrambled eggs
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>>61905276
learn to herd bluebottles back out the window
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>>61905294
no beans in the cupboard guv

Just remembered I do have bacon though
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>>61905189
>I played a lot of source, when I looked at cs:go it didn't look like any real improvement, but it really is. Great game.
Cod2 last great WW2 fps. Best maps ever.
BF1 there's an interesting bit of historical accuracy we all missed.
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>>61905265
Hummus is probably easiest
eid mubarak
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>>61905265

my willy
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>>61905317
fantastic

now mix up flour, eggs, milk and sugar and make some pancakes
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Germany looks like such a nice country. So wide and open and green, and with proper forests and mountains too. Would like to live there.

Wonder about those immigrunts though.
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my post were well gud
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>two blokes who think they are women are allowed to compete against women in the olympics

wtf
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are nige on lbc

http://www.lbc.co.uk/listen-live-3578

>>61905319
battlefield 1942 with the desert combat mod was probably the best game I've ever played.
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>>61905335
Come to America if you want mountains and forests
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>>61905361
My girlfriends demand an apology for this.
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literally goin to kill myself since no one replies to me

goodbye brit ill mention you in my suicide note
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>>61905408
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>>61905236

are you an arab or an english teacher?

also, how much did benni pull?
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>>61905363
Don't want Americans or American architecture though.
Although you do speak some sort of mutually-intelligable variant of English... that's a bonus
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>>61905408
Sad!
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>>61905408
(you)
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>840 cc bill

*gulps*
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i enjoy living and i believe my life has been very fulfilling
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watching luther lads
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*racks the slide on my remington 700*
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>>61905479
FONT
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mornin lads
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who F1 today?
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someone ought to rub my back
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>>61905491
Tour de France and Euros today 2bh. Don't care about F1.
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>>61905361
Not sure how trans-woman athletes can in good conscience compete against other women. They must feel immense conflict.
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mwwaahhh... the french champagne
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>>61905408
kys
See you tomorrow la.
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>>61905408
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>>61905491
did the man push the pedals
did the man twiddle the wheel
did he twiddle it left or did he twiddle it right?
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>>61905595
did the man make the shitpost?
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having a wank,doing a poo, having a think.
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>>>/pol/80470554

>>>/pol/80470554

>>>/pol/80470554

NIGEL IS SPEAKING LIVE
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>>61905624
A true scholar of /brit/.
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>>61905428
They're going to raze the Schwanstein Castle to build a mosque on the site
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What is his ethnicity?
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>>61905491
Me. Not a Hamilton fan.
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>>61905659
Black british
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>>61905659
T*rkish
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>>61905651

yank if you told a typical yank you were having a wank would they know what you mean?
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>>61905679

Too white to be one of us. Also lacks 4 legs.
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>>61905659
quintessentially British
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>>61905683

thainonce what the fuck are you doing
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>>61904626
>tfw editing geo data
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WHERE MY VALOUR BROS AT?
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>>61905683
>>61905702
da fak, I'm sure this used to work.
>>/pol/80467403
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>he posts on /pol/

runt.
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>>61905680
Yes

Wanking is common enough slang for masturbating here
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>>61905733
>>>/pol/80467403
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>>61905733
Kys newfag shite
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>>61905758
God you're an idiot
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>>61905659
He's a Black Brit. One of us.
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>>61905749

Reminder that there are people who genuinely get their political beliefs from an Anime forum
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The impending race war in America is entirely the lefties fault. The left are the ones that made rave relations worse than they've been since slavery
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>>61905768
The sad thing is I've probably been on 4chan a lot longer than you'd imagine
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>>61905752

hmmm....not convinced.
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>>61905193
bit rude
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How come that when someone asks for You's, they always get some. But when I ask for You's no one replies. It's not fair
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>>61905793
Everyone gets a bit biphasic now and again. Don't unleash the loic in anger yet chap.
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http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/09/technology/pokemon-go-dead-body/
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@61905827
sorry lad have a (You), I've got plenty
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>>61905797
How about the fact that your accent alone will get you laid here?
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>>61905833
TOO L8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4lmuTh-GE
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Pokemon Go keeps crashing everytime I try and catch Charmandar. Not walking around in my dressing gown anymore
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>>61905886
Haha
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>>61905890
There's nothing nearby here.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61905729
get off my team you pleb
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>>61905929
what did you mess up?
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>go out catching pokemon
>takes me to some pub/bar
>stood there with my phone trying to catch a bulbasaur
>bunch of lads also stood there on their iphones laughing and giggling
>I shout over to them and ask if theyre also here for the pokemon
>they laugh and tell me to grow up and act my age
>don't even catch the bulasaur
>go home crying
I'm only 28
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>>61905955

it's a lottery
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>>61905890
>dratini at the doughnut stop
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Brits that love america are always basic af plebs.
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My yank gf absolutely worships my unmutilated cock. Must be horrible for yank men to have their women taken from them because they were mutilated without their knowledge or consent.
The accent helps too
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>>61905917
That's because Thailand killed all their Pokemon
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coffee and a walker's ready salted crisp sandwich, a very appropriate breakfast for a beta manlet.
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>>61905976
oh i thought it meant you had entered some information incorrectly
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>tfw live in edinburgh and have to move elsewhere
literally everywhere else in the UK is a shit tip
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>need to catch 100 Magikarps to get a Gyarados

Fuck this shit
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>>61905980
Why wouldn't you be proud of your most successful son?
Doesn't matter if he hates you.
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Listening to Pearl Jam
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anyone who gives a toss about pokemon is a mega runt
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>>61905997

>edinburgh
>not fort william
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PAN

NICE AND HOT

TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
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>>61905986
I was always skeptical about the pork.
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>>61905997
Why do you have to move?
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>>61905987
should have eaten less of that shit as a kid and maybe you'd just be a beta instead.
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>>61906000
>implying it's not worth it
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>>61905987

>ready salted
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>>61906027
im always sceptical of brits who move to thailand
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>>61906020
t. intel cpu
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>>61906024
yeheheah boy
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>>61906032
Uni.

>got a conditional offer from UoE when I was at school
>surpassed the requested grades
>rejected it to take a year out without attempting to defer
>reapplied for 2016 and was rejected
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>>61906048
As you should be, look at these tossers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZQ6Ihunlhk
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>he doesn't live in London

lmao
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>Royal mail track and trace is experiencing a high volume of traffic, please try again later
Yeah, maybe because your service is utter shit and people want to know why their parcels have been sitting in a distribution center for days instead of you actually doing your fucking jobs, it's not hard.

Can't wait for royal mail to be sold off, useless cunts.
This is why capitalism is best. Capitalism created tracking codes and next day deliveries etc.
If we had communism we'd be stuck with only the royal mail and just receive our things when they feel like it.

Fuck you, Sara
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>paki crying on nige's show

howling
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>>61906048
Live like a king for fuck all, ah yes. Dubious behaviour.
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>>61906095
>wanting to go to uni in your hometown

terrible move.
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>>61906095
Come to Aberdeen!

It's like purgatory, but you don't have to die to live here.
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>>61906104
thought the royal mail was sold off?
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getting a bike so I can catch pokemon more efficiently
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>Project Management specialist

Bin yourself.
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>>61906101
>blocked in my country
m8
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>>61906127
it was.
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>>61906123
looks grim af
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>my phone only has 1gb of ram
>I need 2

time to get a chink phone, lads
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>>61906157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78oGcQ2ij5o
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>>61906123
I am.

Was up yesterday to view a flat in that area that's full of Eastern Euros (immediately south of the Dee from Union Square, whatever its called).

Fucking depressing.
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the gif
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>>61906180
Upon entering, you may come to believe that you have become colour blind.
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>>61906206
It's not blocked, we're not Germany. He's winding you up.
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>>61906104
It's already a private company you plonk
It doesn't matter if it's private or not, it's shit either way

Deutsche Post is much better than RM and it's privatised, and USPS is much better than RM and it's on the same level in the US government as the CIA
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>>61906229
alri then
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>>61906122
Why would anyone want to leave Edinburgh?

Literal utopia.
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>>61906123
>that random fucking commieblock tower

christ
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>>61906206
m8...
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Transgender people are mentally ill.
I feel sorry for Douglas Murray on BBC 1 right now
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>>61906011
>Doesn't matter if he hates you.
why do you guys always think this? everyone in america loves brits
>>
time for amphetamine I think
>>
what should I have for brekky lads
>teacakes
>cheese on toast
>scrambled egg on toast
>jam on toast
>cornflakes
>porridge
cant decide
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>>61906180
>>61906248
Everything built out of granite. It just merges into the perpetually grey sky.

Believe it or not, this is one of the wealthiest cities in the UK. Very little poverty.
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>>61906268
>a man in a dress
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>>61906266
oh dear
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>>61906268
Douglas Murray is alt-right so he probably supports trans
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>>61906284
all of them blended
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>>61906284
>>scrambled egg on toast
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>>61906244
because you end up knowing nothing of the world and being trapped in your shitty bubble.
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>>61906317
you're talking to a 19 year old who already thinks he knows everything about everything. dont bother with the cretin.
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>>61906317
I've been around the UK enough to know that Edinburgh is far away the best place a white man could make his living
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>>61906270
You call us lobster coats. Fuck is a lobstercoat anyway?
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In what way, shape, form or parallel universe would Angela Eagle be a more electable Prime Minister than Corbyn?

The PLP are bonkers
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>>61906333
Ah yes, who am I?
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>>61906266
Contact your isp
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>work has some equal opportunities policy
>several druggies, alcoholics, deaf and autistic people
>they get paid the same amount as me and do absolutely nothing
>run into some 50 year old downie at work
>getting in my way
>tell him to move
>has a full on break down
>I get in trouble for bullying
ah yes, very nice
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Anyone watching are nige on LBC?
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>>61906361
dont care
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>>61906373
What are you upset about then you doss cunt?

Top yourself.
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>>61906122
Why is that bad?
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>>61906335
>pre-uni runt knows everything about the UK

kek
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>>61906368

Bet you were barracking and harrasing him like a proper cunt. I need you out of business sunshine
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>>61906386
not upset about anything you sperg.
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>>61906372
Nope. Is there a stream? Link it.
>>
There's an aussie calling into Farage's show right now saying he should be arrested.
>>
Even trans people themselves prove they are mentally ill when they describe themselves.

They themselves say they were born in a male/female body but in their head they feel the opposite. They themselves are admitting it's a mental illness
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>it isn't unfair advantage for a man with a few oestrogen shots & a wig to compete against women

fucking kek, this guy is delusional.
>>
dogs were barking at 4:30 this morning
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>>61906391
>you need x amount of life experience to determine that newcastle is a shitehole
ah yes
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>>61906411


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KELtDWcQU
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>friend unironically recommended the film 'Dear White People'

Fuck sakes.
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>>61906417

its only an illness when it inhibits their daily functioning and harms themselves or others

wanting to wear a dress results in none of those things.
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just called up the farage fuck up and gave him a piece of my mind
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>>61906372

yep

found it interesting the aussie had no arguments other than slurs, nige handled it expertly.

they even shitpost in real life
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>>61906337
no one does this, but it's what you guys were called during the revolutionary war
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@XXXXX429
> the rest of the UK is Newcastle
just stop posting you brainless pond slime

Not giving you a (You) either, you have to earn them.
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>>61906466

IRL Carl the Cuck
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>>61906466

liar that was a kiwi shitter
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>>61906095
>rejected it to take a year out without attempting to defer

couldn't you just defer?
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>>61906466

>Flag
>Not NZ
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>>61906466
CARL THE KEK
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>>61906466
You're a cuck, Carl..
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>>61906011
>most successful
>not weedland
*posts picture of the canadian flag*
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BBC really is fucked.
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>5 (You)s
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>>61906466
If true, then you're a fucking faggot.

Never return to England. I hope your daughter gets raped, but not by you, that doesn't count.
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Gonna phone in and say 14/88 gas the kikes race war now.
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>>61906543
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>61906560
do it lad
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>>61906466
CARL THE KEK
C
A
R
L
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>new housemate is an attractive young blond

>has a blacker than soot boyfriend
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how many roads must a man walk down?
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>>61906466
carl ya cunt
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>>61906466
Are you kidding me?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMDp8w-9uRU
>>
Why is Nigel stepping down as the UKIP leader and staying in the party?

Nigel Farage IS UKIP.

It would only make sense if he left because UKIP is turning into a meme party that he doesn't agree with, and went off and made a new party.
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Wish a girl would sit on my large erect willy again
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Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 10/07/2016
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just used an incense lads
26 minutes left
just got a pidgey
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>>61906642
Because he only wanted the leave the EU and he has achieved that. He doesn't want to be PM, but being a party and gaining votes was a way of putting pressure on the current government to get a referendum and it worked
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36757858/pokemon-go-player-finds-dead-body-in-wyoming-river-while-searching-for-a-pokestop

haha
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>>61906747
this is foul, please stop posting it.
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>>61906747
Delete this
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>>61906747
this kills the maisie fans
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>>61906783
good post
>>
POLEABOO UPDATE NOW
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>Aussie calls in and hates on Nige
>French woman calls in and loves Nige

Thought the commonwealth was our allies against the evil EU?
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>>61906792

I suppose as a communist you delight in her Blacked work?
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>>61906797
He was posting on /r9k/ yesterday but didn't post on here

Hope he fucks off for good desu
>>
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD IMMEDIATELY
>>
new
>>61906837
>>61906837
>>61906837
>>
what happened
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>>61906825
The Polish girls were/are hoping the same thing. Let's see how that works out.
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Why was the Earth embarrassed?

Because of his receding airline
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>>61906968
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>61906689
Why does he give out his address every video
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>>61906988
because hes fucking nuts mate
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Poleaboo is currently wearing headphones to drown out his father and mother fighting in paki again.

Poleaboo only understands about 25% of what they say.
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>>61906968
But the airline industry has been in growth for decades and will continue to be so for decades to come.
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>>61905827
(you)
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>>61907005
does your mum wear a headscarf?
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>>61906933
janny doesn't like kpop one bit
>>
*puts the Janny out of business*
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>There are ACTUAL people that don't realise Faramir is the true hero of Lord of the rings

I don't even understand how plebs like this can exist
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>>61907042

Only when she goes to the Mosque.
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>>61906941
>Sophie is 13 in this pic
sweatypepe.jpg
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just found out my phone has an FM Radio

crazy technology
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>>61907103
Hello 2005
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>>61907103
alri grandad
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>>61907070
so you're telling me she leaves the house with her hair showing?

i'll be having a word with her imam i think
>>
*makes an off-hand comment about the janitor's lack of compensation*
>>
Business idea: have designated areas where people can do labour in exchange for money
>>
secret life of pets was actually an alright film
>>
Yank gonna call in

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrVdzRnSke
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Not going to watch the wimbledon wheelchair final
>>
New gf
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>this app is asking for permission to access your contacts
>>
https://youtu.be/9jAsERpaqQo
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>>61907178
Runty
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>>61907178
>self-hating korean

nothankyouman.png
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>>61907162
sounds like an african that has been in australia for a very long time
>>
>>61907178
people like this must be such an effort

>>61907180
pokemon go?
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>>61907178
Where does this perfect gf material live? :^)

>>61907209
How is she self hating?
>>
pokemon go away
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>>61907270
>>
>>61907242
no one can be into memes that much and respect themselves
>>
>it's a match
>she's fat

Every time! Haha fml
>>
got 4 minutes left on my incense
caught a pidgey, a ratata, and a weedle
not worth
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>>61907307
sort your life out m8
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>>61906209
torry is the worst place in aberdeen no joke
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>>61907307
Sort your life out
>>
hello morning /brit/

having a cup
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>>61907354
>>61907383
rude
>>
pokemon go won't send me my confirmation email

japanese "technology"
>>
Did a shit, shaved, had a shower

ready for the day
>>
MOHAMMED LOVES IT
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>>61907456
just build beyond the green belt you moron
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>>61907387
your lack of region is severely triggering
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>>61907288
why don't you just not swipe right on fatties.
>>
how can i download pokemon go
can't find it in the app store
>>
knock knock
>>
*makes a thread so /brit/ gets pushed to page 7*
>>
done a new
>>61907553
>>61907553
>>61907553
>>
>>61907527
pokemon go APK on Google
apkmirror is the non-virus one

if you're on iPhone then my apologies lmao
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>>61907498
Then I'd get zero matches lol
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>>61906337
>Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.
>>
hmm
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>>61907288
>it's a match
>he's a neckbearded virign loser who still lives with mummy

Every time! Haha fml
>>
top result for pokemon go is some shitty knock off with adds ever 2 seconds. where is the real game
>>
We page 10 now jannykins?
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Why is he so based all of a sudden?
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>>61907633
apkmirror Pokemon go

search that
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>Poleaboo could possibly be permanently sterile in a few more days
>>
>>61907527
google pokemon go on your android phone
there's a guide, like top link.
you just have to download an apk and then install it
>>
>>61907568
wiki says it's for ios
>>
>>61907633
I've just told you, fucking retard
>>
>>61907660
>>61907660
>>61907660

new
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>>61907653
Wont be able to get hard either.

At least he wont be able to pass on his genes.
>>
>>61907626
but I'm not a virgin or a neckbeard or a loser and I have my own flat so stop projecting Hans
>>
£1500 pcm lads
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>Tour de JANNY
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you told me it's not for iphone but wiki says platforms : ios
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>I'm not a virgin or a neckbeard or a loser and I have my own flat
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>>61907682
Poleaboo confirmed yesterday that he can already no longer become erect, even when rubbing himself.
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HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
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Janny's fucking done his nut again..
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>>61907698
Kill yourself you absolute fucking spacker cunt

Like 5 people have given you correct instructions why are you so retarded
>>
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>Post not found
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>>61907698
mong
>>
morning janjan
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>>61907727
the correct instructions for android. they just laughed at the possibility getting it on iphone

sick of you bullies
>>
*saves my epic gimmick for the next thread*
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>>61907713
He better start practising prostate stimulation
>>
>>61907698
>>61907665
Yes, if you want it in the UK then you'll have to download it from a 3rd party website

Android websites offer APKs where you can easily download and install it

It's a bit harder to find the iPhone version, and you have to jailbreak your phone to install it

in America and Australia, etc, it's freely available on the app store
>>
>>61907751
You can't install it on iOS like you can on android you'll have to wait for the proper release
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>>61907751
Word on the street is Poleaboos sister figured out how to do it herself, you thick cunt
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R-R-RRRRR-AM-RAMPAGGGGGEEEE
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>page 7
>one /brit/ on the catalog
>still deletes

how much of a fucking runt can you get
>>
>>61907772
>You can't install it on iOS
Yes, you can

>>61907760
or just have sex with men?
or get SRS?

>>61907771
>you have to jailbreak your phone to install it
no you don't
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>haven't really been following wimbledon this year due to work
>assume final will be Murray Fed
>check today for time it starts

>RAONIC
>>
>>61907801
Fed is like Serenas age but he doesn't rely on strength so he's pretty much done
>>
>>61907799
>no you don't
yes you do
>>
>>61907799
post a dickpick hanz
>>
>>61907772
following instructions to install it rn

when is the uk release
>>
>>61907828
Plus he's not on steroids
>>
the hottest girl from my secondary school had two heart attacks so now she lives at home with her parents and makes ceramics and art out of receipt paper

feel bad for her desu
>>
>>61907801
>Canadians in charge of playing tennis
Should be an easy one for are Andy
>>
>>61907830
you only need to change region


when is the uk release ?
>>
>>61907853
Wew. Did she get fat?
>>
absolutely love the chills I get from music
>>
trying to get answer from /brit/ is like pulling teeth. why are you all so hostile ? maybe think of changing and you'd make more friends
>>
>>61907853
is she like semi vegetable now or something
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>absolutely love the chills I get from music
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>>61907923
Have you ever considered typing words into a search engine?
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>>61907884
still quite pretty
>>
>>61907920
What music?
>>
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>trying to get answer from /brit/ is like pulling teeth. why are you all so hostile ? maybe think of changing and you'd make more friends
>>
>>61907939
i'm trying to be sociable.
>>
>>61907979
Try harder because you're not very good at it
>>
>>61907923
FONT
>>
new
>>>/qa/586479
>>>/qa/586479
>>>/qa/586479
>>
>>61907799
>or just have sex with men?

Thats haram m8
>>
new 67 song is awful
>>
>>61907987
I'm only an aspiring normie
>>
>>61908019
Not if you're a girl
>>
>>61908006
>yfw janny deleted this too
>>
>>61908065
u a girl?
>>
>>61908092
>>61908092
>>61908092
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