britain edition
He's going to have a fit
/brit/ hates me now just because I have a short fuse when it comes to IT stuff.
Sorry pals.
good luck
>>61908116
this 2bh
I really want to die haha
1st for we did it reddit
>>61908116
>>61908128
exceptional posts
some spacker asked nige about meme magic on that lbc show
>>61908105
i want her to sit on my face
>>61908120
>Anonymous
no one cares or knows who you are mong, stop bringing it up
>>61908138
>>61908128
>>61908116
literally all these
Feeling a bit rough today lads, think I need a few beers to sort me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTu29QWDHSM
Please check out my latest blog update.
Look at this old black man in Ireland
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3479947,-6.2573784,3a,73y,34.21h,58.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIlYYZuIsIJtnuBiHPkdKMg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Post slug
Riding the bus.
>>61908156
nah m8 you're alright
off to maccas for a big mac, fries and a coke
>>61908082
Poleaboo is a girl
Having a lol at the thought of grown """men""" flicking their modems off and on merely to post pictures of their unhealthy obsessions.
>>61908156
first black person i ever saw was in ireland desu
>>61908152
laughed @ 0:38
raged @ 0:41
>>61908205
strong floccinaucinihilipilification
Doing a headache
>>61908201
Do you live in the highlands or something wtf ahhaa
>>61908169
Driver told me the ticket price was £1.90, looked at the ticket and it says £1.80. Absolutely fuming.
>not allowed post British women on a British general
Anyways I came across this actress the other day while watching a flick on BBC2 UK (don't want to say RTE in case this post gets removed, I think BBC2 Northern Ireland or UTV might be a bit of a grey area) any of you recognise her? Is she big in the United Kingdom? Never heard of her over here
2bh lads
>>61908175
Might do the same desu
Having a lol at the thought of grown """men""" flicking their modems off and on merely to post about having a lol at the thought of grown """men""" flicking their modems off and on merely to post pictures of their unhealthy obsessions.
well
>>61908147
But everyone with a flag knows I'm a no region set mong
>>61908141
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=1h54m29s
>>61908141
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=6872
Half cringe half laughing my arse off.
>>61908092
g-good afternoon
>>61908251
don't reverse image search, you'll be disappointed :\\
>>61908277
Set a region then nerd
I'm a flaggot too but currently phone posting
Bunch of Africans at the front of the bus howling at each other while everyone else sits quietly.
>>61908251
she's a vile tattooed leftist whore who has been Blacked more times than my Sports Direct mug and she also sends nudes to her partner(s)
disgusting.
>>61908260
Having a lol at the thought of yank """banter"""
having a stroke of my willy at the thought of grown women flicking their pee hole merely for gratification
What do I do today? Should I just go to Spoons by myself and get pished?
fucking pokemon go camera VR shite doesn't work
into the bin it goes
>>61908092
Oh hello Dad, I must say it is a fine morning to strangle some redcoated fuccbois.
Wouldn't you say?
>>61908164
>>>/mu/66302092
doing a sneaky post
>>61908331
>pokemon go
>>>/reddit/
>>61908318
what's breakfast like at spoons? thinking of doing one
>>61908370
pretty good 7/10
>>61908370
It's actually quite good and cheap too
IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP
ALONG WITH COLONEL JACKSON DOWN THE MIGHTY MISSISSIP
WE TOOK A LITTLE BACON AND WE TOOK A LITTLE BEANS AND WE FOUGHT THE BLOODY BRITISH IN A TOWN CALLED NEW ORLEANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wKRg-1e6s
>>61908370
YEAH GO ON DO ONE
this game is amazing. can't believe it's free.
laptop broke
bored with my life, only have my phone now
what do
>>61908384
cheers
@61908382
didn't read; commie
>>61908311
wow rude
>>61908331
>walking around outside with a VR headset on
ah yes what could possibly go wrong
so fucking tired lads lol
>>61908454
no youre not
>>61908331
do you mean when you throw the ball thing? you can literally shut it up top right
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3583072/Fred-Dimbleby-follows-father-s-uncle-s-grandfather-s-footsteps.html
Dimbleby is 77, so he had a kid when he was 59?
that's fucking rank
>>61908387
Who cares, lol?
business idea: kill all nonwhites
>pokemon go
will I have autists coming on to my property at work looking to catch pokemon?
Its 50 acres of private property, do grass type ones stay on grass etc?
>>61908480
no. I mean it says something about not detecting my orientation,and I can't see any pokemon around me
didnt have any dinner last night and now i feel weak and lethargic.
just realised this pokemon game is literally how to get your kid maddie mccann'd .
give your child a iphone so they can go wondering off. what could possibly go wrong
>>61908551
And there'll be no food for you today either, runt!
>Business idea: kill all nonwhites
Business idea: sexy ladies having sex with me hehehehehehehe ;)
>>61908506
Hell yeah man
ahh yes, very impressve indeed
>>61908621
Hello Mr Hefner
![o-JACOB-REESMOGG-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jCdMjo.jpg "o-JACOB-REESMOGG-facebook[1].jpg")
LEGISLATIVE LEGERDEMAIN
That feeling when you wake up with a hangover and you've got that gr feeling of impending doom
>>61908655
Me on the shelf
Did I tell you guys I'm an alcoholic
>>61908636
>He has something against GradeAUnderA
Literally why
>>61908680
Yes
>>61908636
>that Bleachthony Blackstano
what pokemon creatures did they put in aleppo
>>61908695
he's a paki
>>61908720
Voltorbs
>>61908720
electrode
>>61908336
Good lad, hope you have a nice day
>>61908752
Is he?
Anyways I like that guy
>>61908636
Are 16 year olds allowed to like anything?
>>61908150
>Desktop
>TV in room
>low end office chair
>Monster energy drink
Runty
>the pride of British f1 racing is a shitskin
>>61908794
don't get it desu
never actually played a pokemon game. only got into the hype for this one
Lads, I need your worst dog names.
Right now I'm thinking either ringworm, blog, missing dog, or scronto.
>>61908777
cheers lad, right back at you
>>>/mu/66302249
>>61908885
hitler
>>61908150
runtlife
>>61908884
they are like little bombs
>>61908884
They go boom boom senpai
>>61908885
What /mischief/ are you planning on getting up to?
>>61908885
Cat
>>61908884
>never actually played a pokemon game
underage
>I believe in God
>>61908720
koffing and weezing
>>61908878
don't care, but he is a pseudo-yank cunt.
![Hamilton_and_Father_Brazil_2008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hV7D2Y6.jpg "Hamilton_and_Father_Brazil_2008[1].jpg")
>>61908878
His mother is white British, she just wasn't able to resist the superior black seed.
>>61908872
>>TV in room
>Runty
genuinely just went for a poo lads
Feeling not-tired for the first time in about three years
wow
>>61908913
I'm going to try to condition my housemates dog think its name is something ridiculous, and maybe get a new nametag made,
>>61908983
how did you do it lad?
>>61909002
Ah, a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
going on holidays in 2 weeks . excited to see what pokemons i find in spain
>>61909038
>video
that guy NEEDS to by zyklon'd.
>rain at Silverstone today
Gonna be exciting I reckon.
![1465306943136[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A7efG1D.jpg "1465306943136[1].jpg")
Can anyone explain why beef jerky costs so much?
Every single asda/tesco etc. type of shop has 50g for about £3
that's 200 calories.
WHY DOES THIS COST SO MUCH?
I genuinely think the people behind the pokemon app (nintendo?) will take money from companies to guide players towards their shops or restaurants.
>>61909009
no idea, I even drank half a bottle of vodka last night so I should be feeling quite tired
just luck I suppose
stopped playing wow after i got more gold than money irl . depressing
>>61908288
>>61908284
>>61908141
good afternoon, that was me keek
>>61909102
Interesting thought.
>>61909038
>top rated comment: JASON BLAHA KEKOLD ENTHUSIAST
>England is terrible at football
>most popular sport in England
>England is the GOAT at F1 literally more champion drivers than any other country
>no one cares
Explain.
>Scan the QR code on the back of your Five Guys Burger and Fries receipt for a special edition Charmander
>>61909102
the pokestops near me are all mundane landmarks like bulletin board in the park . haven't been to a commercial area yet tho
REALLY makes you think...
>>61909169
why would you expect a correlation
sports are run by businesses and billionaires, not crowds
Might write a martian porn parody entitled "scrotal recall".
>>61909169
no one cares about f1 because its just hamilton wins lol
also the format of football is better to watch to more people
>>61908636
those
>sam hyde and h3h3 speak for me when no one else will!!!
guys are extremely cringe
>>61909249
*thinks*
>spice girls at the f1
Still fuck able
Is Pokémon Go in the UK?
>>61909277
that name is already in use
>>61909169
Haha did the car go vroom?
Business idea: Pokemon GO but for immigrants
>>61909249
Hmm
Drinking Dr. Pepper.
>>61909356
hot
>>61909304
Damn.
I thought I had something there.
![30146b8bdf99425b8eb2ecda65f3d923[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Kidvyu.jpg "30146b8bdf99425b8eb2ecda65f3d923[1].jpg")
The so called gf
need to fuck antonia thomas NOW.
why did you show me her
>>61909393
Ah yes, the so-called gf, or "gfaesh" as I like to call it
>>61909211
my pokestop is my local church
Who /lots-of-motivation-to-turn-things-around-in-the-middle-of-the-night-but-when-you-wake-up-the-next-day-you-return-to-the-computer-chair/ here?
>>61909292
top tier milf desu
>>61909393
>his so called gf is a lesbian
ah yes, very good
there is some video of a dj on facebook at parklife with the caption "this is lit"
these comments were all made by WHITE americans
> I see no color what so ever in this video playing some wack ass old shit and "this is lit" ya definition of lit ain't the same as mine lol
>Only the song was lit.(flame emoji) White boysss. (disapproval emojis)
>All of those white boys got hype over soulja boi baka they are lame af and habe no taste lol i dont see one lack dude there must be a white sweet 16 coountry boy who needed a special appearance from the cheapest rapper there is lol not lit at all shit was wack baka lowkey embarrassing
bottom one made by pic related
what is wrong with yanks lmao
Haha
>>61909249
cute
took my gf's anal virginity very gently this morning
Discovery: bumholes are a lot tighter than fannies
Alright, how about strokeahontas?
>>61909475
was she clean
>>61909456
All me
>>61909475
this problem comes into play early when you have a very large penis (like i do)
>>61909480
the pornstar?
>safety car start
REEEEEEE
>>61909490
mostly but I did get a little fleck of brown when I went in deep, not her fault though
>>61909456
yanks desu
awful country
>>61909529
Gross
Want to have sexual intercourse with another man desu
>>61909453
My gf is clearly genderfluid and DOES NOT take kindly to these rude comments.
so fucking bored without my laptop
what do I do
>>61909457
I've been there. Lots of niggers
my soul is being eaten
>>61909167
>>61909456
Truly the greatest culture of all time :^)
>>61909543
bums are gross. how do you imagine faggots have sex?
anal play is smelly, gotta learn to live with it
>>61909584
lel does he really think they'll just hand him that information?
>>61909584
how much did the nip pay for 4chan?
Any Eire bros knocking about?
Have a question for you Irish lads
>football fans are all working class hooligans
>F1 fans are all middle class
Ah yes makes you think
neighbor's kot came in the house again
>>61909292
Wanna be Emma's lover
>>61909636
what lad?
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=100057939
Racists on suicide watch
Business idea: Everyone stick The Chase on right now
>>61909650
Need an Irish lad to answer my question about passports.
Just getting an Irish passport but their countersigning is weird, you don't have to know somebody for two years, you just need to get it checked and signed by a police officer or somebody else of similar importance.
I just want to check I'm not being a retard and that is in fact the case.
>>61909639
wec masterrace 2bh
>>61909685
I'm not even Irish lmao
>>61909685
We're full sorry
Never do a job about something you love lads
:(
Hello?
One gf please.
Extra qt if you can.
Thanks.
>>61909729
sorry. we don't deliver
>>61909685
how the fuck would an average irishman know the answer to that?
>>61909729
"I'm sorry, please try again later"
>>61909721
what do you do?
>>61909717
Can't stop me lad cashing in on that Irish mother of mine, so just checking I've got the form right before I post it
>>61909721
why?
>>61909759
IT
its all but destroyed my passion for computing
>>61909685
Getting an Irish passport is very easy anon, we made it easy so Yanks could live here and spend money
>>61909746
Because there's a reasonable chance they'll have got a passport in their life too and have had it countersigned?
>>61909778
I know that, my mum is irish so I class as an Irish citizen apparnetly, just checking the formality of a counterisignatory, but don't want them sending it back
>>61909776
I just started working in IT.
Didn't even really like this stuff before but I'm getting pretty into it lol
>>61909743
>>/lgbt/6537594
just done em in lads hahaha x
>>61909776
>>61909827
I'm usually the person ringing up asking you mundane things
Does it annoy you?
>>61909798
Don't know anything about that 2bh
>>61909843
what do you mean?
>>61909619
the hygiene issue is is why faggots are immoral
>>61909843
Not really, unless you're a proper cunt about it
>Stay inside and only see one or two friends every now and again
>Go out properly to a place with loads of people
>Majority of people have gf's
>Go home and jack it to some pornographic material
>Feel lonely
Ahh yes very impressive.
>>61909621
Well he's ex CIA MARSOC PISSTEAMSIX SPECOP oper8tor
>>61909827
I fucking love IT at work.
I get them to do stuff I just can't be arsed to do.
>Damn, the cable just fell out of the monitor and went behind the table
>Should I get on my hands and knees to fix it?
>Na
>Ring IT autists and have them do all the work
good feel
>>61909861
I get the impression whenever I ring someone at IT it's just the easiest question ever
>>61909868
I'm not, but the people on the other end always sound quite annoyed
just had a look at /b/
It's literally 40% facebook and 60% porn
doubt anyone has been on there for longer than a week
>>61909847
Cheers anyway la x
>>61909874
We don't bother with pissant shit like that
You either do it yourself or it doesn't get done
>>61909870
iktfb
>>61909874
>>61909894
I'm not a computer fixer mates, I work at a tech company.
>>61909874
this is 90% of their jobs tbf
>>61909911
me on the left
>>61909909
This has to be bullshit.
If I rang IT and pretended I didn;t know why my monitor didn't work and they refused saying I should do it myself or struggle there'd be hell.
It's what you autists are there for, to serve us
>>61909897
Lurked /b/ exclusively for like a year before I moved onto other boards 2bh
>pokemon go
is that the ship guy in the thread? reckon he has the best job here
>>61909938
I'd tell you to not be a daft cunt and just plug the cable back in.
Seriously though I'm second line, I don't deal with pissy shit like that.
IT isn't there to babysit you
>>61909975
i am
currently got a dick in me so can't talk
just found a spot on the side of my knob lads
currently awaiting death
>>61909040
Where you going lad?
>>61909897
>>61909951
hmm I remember it having more gore and porn
looks like it has more politics
It doesn't look as niche anymore either, much more centered towards popular things than I remember
it was like 5 or 6 years ago that I used to browse it though
still is a shithole, that definitely hasn't changed but it's like in a different way now
Donated 1 dollar to molymeme again lads
>>61910046
italy
Why does Reddit defent pitbulls?
>>61910046
doxable info
>>61910052
spent £230 last night tipping girls on chaturbate
>>61908092
testing 1 2 3
>>61910200
does it
I wouldn't know (unlike you)
cheerio chaps, anyone care for some tea and biscuits
Had a bit of sleep paralysis this morning lads
Was not a nice experience
the fuck is a tenga egg
>>61910397
lel
>>61910397
my gf
>>61910397
ask your dad
come on tim
>have a white-collar job
>see friends weekly
>have various meals with family weekly
>got a gf on the go
>clean lifestyle
>dad still has a disapproving face when he says goodnight, every single night
Parents
>>61910439
>>61910447
>>61910463
am i supposed to my willy in this
>>61910515
how small must your willy be to fit in that
crikey
>>61910511
>australian
>asian dad
checks out tbf
>>61910511
>>dad still has a disapproving face when he says goodnight, every single night
learn decorating or woodwork, it will throw a spanner in his works when he finds out.
*cups ballsack in the palm of my hand*
hmmm, yes.
any of you cunts remember the sad twat that thought a prostitute actually loved him
and that she went out of her way to show him that
Ah yes, very impressive
>>61910591
I've published a few books and I've never told him
Fuck dad desu
>>61910605
vaguely. feel sorry for those lads desu. they're so desperate to fug that they don't learn the most improtant thing following your first root which is to not pay a single shred of attention to your feelings.
Anyone know how to make the header permanent again?
nessun dorma
NESSUM DORMA
>>61910605
I remember this lad paying $150 to get painfully raped in the ass by a tranny
It's not really impressive though, is it
Bloody runts
*finds purpose in lyfe*
sayonara, suckers!
>have 8-inch willy
>hand gets too tired while wanking
Small dicks are superior desu
>>61910656
replaced the image with a pepe
haha what a joker I am
>>61910648
oh I know how to do this
you have to define it as a Label or as a PanedWindow(making sure to set the border to 0, mind), making a fixed length and allowing it to fill your higher-level panedwindow
also be sure to add it as a pane from your higher-level panedwindow if necessary
header shouldn't move after that
>be australian
>be a published author
>have a gf
>have friends
>have strong relationship with family
>have a job
>still post on 4chan
why would someone do this to themselves
are you trying and failing at JUSTing yourself
new gf
>>61910741
you answered your own question on the first line
