Mats edition
willies
Looking for gloucester bottoms
Anyone notice the increase of nathan-posting recently? Did something happen to him?
Do you lads like rimming?
Thinking about tops
>>6497978
No, I think it's disgusting. I like being rimmed though..
>>6497978
Never actually tried it tbf, rimming or being rimmed
>>6498043
There is literally no way of avoiding the fact you are licking fecal matter friend!
>>6498043
See, I think I'd be alright with being rimmed then x
>>6498064
You most likely eat a lot of shit just by going by your everyday life touching hand rails or playing with a dog. May as well do it directly ťbh
Would rim a guy I was in love with I think.
>>6498160
I just don't like bumholes much. Bums yes, and willies up mine even more so, but rimming has never appealed really.
>>6497723
Worcester to far?
my boyf is mad for being rimmed sadly. I blame porn.
>>6498168
Yeah, it would only appeal to me if it got my bf off. If he only wanted my willy up there I'd be more than happy with that.
Really fucking lonely desu.
>>6498322
same :(
>>6498198
Wish i could get rimmed m8
Sadly it'll never happen
Why are these threads occupied by such deranged people? Everyone seems emotionally immature, broken, or sex-obsessed.
>>6497978
Really hate being rimmed.
Don't like having my bum touched really.
I don't mind rimming someone though, provided I can pound them roughly afterwards.
>>6498372
I'd imagine that's just the denizens of 4chan really.
>>6498377
high test
>>6498372
it's just a bit of banter mate lol
>>6498372
You should try Facebook.
Gays out
>>6498772
But I don't want to be
>>6498772
Trannies out
Bisexuals in
Would literally succ a good willy dry right now
>>6499566
Gb2 to your convent
Willy is so stiff
Does your parents like you?
>>6499566
All me
>>6499580
Too buff desu.
>>6499566
bumping the thread, jeez
Gonna get comfy with Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter for me and looking up walking simulators on Steam. x
>>6501394
Sounds pretty good desu x
How do I get this?
>tfw no racist, pure anglo bf that calls me a filthy subhuman wog while he fucks me
;_;
>>6501443
pics
>tfw want a bf
>remember I'm too awkward to know what to do with one
>remember I don't know how to kiss
>remember I'm no good at romance
nevermind
>>6501437
Let me know when you find out.
>>6501447
That makes two of us. Made for each other ;)
>>6501447
I'd be a terrible bf too. Oh well.
Need an awkward bf
>>6501449
Maybe we could try to hold hands and then fumble around for a few seconds then pull our hands away
>>6501452
No
Need a bf to elope with.
>Brit thread always 100% gay guys
I don't mind it but a bit of variety would be fun sometimes
>>6501521
i'm an agp scum if that helps you feel more diverse
>>6501533
above ground pool?
>>6501533
Better than nothing I guess
>>6501521
The diversity left after the first brit/lgbt/ thread
>>6501541
tranny in denial
>>6501545
Good, trannies are mentally ill and ruin everywhere they go with their weirdness. I'd be OK with a few lesbians in here though.
Is that chubby top from gloucester still here?
>>6501586
I hope so
>>6501589
I wanted to turn him into a bttm >:D
>>6501629
No, naughty, stop it >:(
On the train on the way to see my boyf :)) so excited
>>6501643
Give him one from us ;)
>>6501447
ayyy
>>6501691
lol
ok ;)
>>6501838
idk, I've been following his posts about his bf for a while is all
>>6501838
You're a bit of a dickhead.
>>6501521
>>>/theguardian/
>>6501838
Something you wanna talk about, buddy?
>Total top, bi here.
>>6501872
kek
>>6501838
>bet this is just role play
sad, just cause you don't have a boyf doesn't mean everyone else doesn't, also >>6501844 is correct, he noticed my distinctive use of boyf I believe
>>6501891
northern line ay?
>>6501898
nah famm altho that's my home underground line actually at uni
>>6501906
k e n n i n g t o n
>>6501909
lol
>>6501891
I'm pretty jealous. Might open another beer and put on another Simpsons ep.
:(
>>6501937
sorry anon I didn't mean to upset :/
love you! xxx
>>6501946
I'm just messing, dw :]
>>6501891
>those shitty shoes
>>6502047
lol this is my beat up travelling fit, you should see my ann demulemeester collection ;) /fa/ bois ww@
>>6502071
>you should see my ann demulemeester collection
I agree, we should.
>>6502090
well here's my ann velcro lows...
also have two pairs of high tops tho I want to sell them tb h since I don't wear them anymore really
>>6502142
They look pretty good, what size are you? Think I might get myself some new shoes when I get paid.
>>6502152
42, fair play lad
>>6502159
Cool. Have fun with the boyf, my continental friend.
>>6502165
Thanks! :)) lol I didn't even realise, yeah that's an 8, I just use European cause that's the norm on /fa/ for some reason
For anyone in uni:
Did you find many gay people there? Were people accepting of you? Did anyone bully you for it?
>>6502343
Yes, quite a few. Yes. No.
Joined LGBT society in first year, made a few friends there and then put that politically correct shitshow behind me. Just too many uni LGBT types who have to make their sexuality their identity and get into the politics of it all. Can't be doing with that.
But yeah, most people were fine with it, plenty of cute lads etc.
>>6502357
Thank you! I probably won't be joining a legbutt society for those reasons.
The uni i'll (probably) be going to apparently has one of the lowest gay percentages in the UK so I imagined i'd be quite lonely there.
>>6502379
Which uni are you going to?
>>6502379
Yeah from the horror stories I've heard here you probs want to avoid it. I think I got lucky with falling in with the right crowd, it's not worth dealing with the pronouns brigade.
I'm sure you'll find people, dw, and I know
>current year
is a meme but there's truth to it, an awful lot of people our age these days are fine with it
best of luck at uni xox
>south
>no weebs down south
>>6502432
I'd tolerate anime for a northern bf
I'm starting yoga and gym stuff so I can be the sexiest mofo for my future bee eff
>>6502475
mmm nice x
Doing same cos I need to put my twink days behind me and go twunk
>>6502475
tfw no redhead bf
>>6502475
>tfw no gym bunny bf
>>6502494
I wish I'd made better use of my twink years desu
>>6502494
be my gym bunny x
>>6502501
How old are you?
>>6502508
Still in twink territory.
I've been doing squats for a while and I'm sure my form is good but I feel strain in my thighs, not my bum and I don't know what's wrong
>>6502532
Aw. I'm sure you'll be cute to someone forever. :) It's much hotter when a guy acts his age, guys who try to stay cute and young-looking forever just end up looking weird and sad.
That said, I think you can pull off the cute, hairless, lithe twink/twunk thing well into your 20s.
>>6502561
Well thanks x
>>6501891
> just cause you don't have a boyf doesn't mean everyone else doesn't
You're right.
I have a girlfriend instead.
Iceland ;-;
>>6502658
>tfw no snow elf bf to cuddle in the winter
>>6502673
>tfw no qt snow elf bf to comfort after they get smashed by france in the euro
Going to cycle the sadness away lads.
>>6502843
Yes, come back all happy :)
Haven't done a night cycle in ages, its a nice temp atm here for it too
A guy wants to fuck me but ive never done it before and im scared, ive only gobbed a willy and wanked someone off, he wants to fuck me and then me fuck him..
How do i prepare my bum for the impending trauma? Also would i shag him like i would a girl? Its not so different.. right?
>>6503046
Ask him to be gentle, also buy a douche and use it. I hope you know what that is.
>>6502876
I do feel a bit happier now. :) good old endorphin rush. Why haven't you done one for a while?
>>6503356
Weather hasn't been great really
Been doing daytime cycles when I can though
Glad you feel better :) x
>>6503364
>not cycling in the rain
you gay or something?
>>6503387
I'm allergic to rain you insensitive shitlord
>>6503424
triggered
Chemsex?
>>6505860
no thanks I've eaten
I would rather be in bed with my bf rn
>>6506877
Where are you?
so jealous of guys who can have hands free p gasms ;x
my antibiotics didn't work and seeing the doctor is a fucking effort.
>>6508627
What are you taking antibiotics for?
>>6508666
Throat infection
>>6508672
hope you feel better soon m8 x
*walks up to you on the street and immediately starts feeling your biceps and quads*
>>6508695
>tfw too much of a runt for Purple Aki to ever take an interest in me
:(
>>6508717
*takes an interest in you*
Need to see some willies
Need to get out of this place but not attractive enough to run away and become a prostitute
>>6511001
Are you young? Could make some money if you're 14-18 even if you're not a looker. Or so I've heard.
>>6511058
nope I'm 20, I got used for free at that age which really annoys me
>>6511001
What services would you offer?
This place is really quiet now.
>tfw got bf first year of uni
>recently graduated
>stilll together
>start to regret not being "young wild and free" while i had the chance
I don't wanna end up as one of those 40 year old creeps on grindr prowling on the young bois because I missed out on them in my prime ;_;
>>6512250
As a 40 year old creep who prowls for young bois, there are plenty of young bois who are into older dudes, enough to make it worth looking into. We only have to win once. Even if 99 people think you're a creep and 1 cute young boi has sex with you? Still a win.
>>6512284
Interesting. Do you exclusively go for younger boys? Do you find that people over, as an example say, 21 tend to start to shy away from older guys? Do you bother with men of or around your age?
In other news, to keep this British, I'm making tea in the space kettle.
>>6512203
cause I am busy fucking my boyf tb h
>>6513072
pics
A cute guy came into work today and did a smile at me. Pretty sure he was straight though.
>>6514015
There's a really cute twink at my work im trying to get with, i want him so bad
>>6514062
elaborate
>>6514062
Lucky you get some eye candy at work. Most of my colleagues are middle-aged women. :c
>>6514068
>>6514071
He started at my office about 4 months ago, at first i just thought i wanted to fuck him but I've developed some feelings for him, he's openly gay but I'm not. He's brunette, grey eyes, pale milky skin, about 165cm, slim, very kind and mild mannered. I want him in my life so badly but I'm worried if i go for it then people will know.. lately ive started to drive him to the station after work because it's on the way just so he doesn't have to walk there, those 6-7 minutes in the car each afternoon i wish would last forever, i wish there will be a time where i drive past the station and straight back to my place where we'd have dinner at my place and maybe more
>>6516416
Aww so cute anon! Do you think he might like you? You should ask him out for a drink or something :) he prob already suspects you're interested... (No?)
>>6516416
Aww :)
Sean go do some work, I know you're reading this.
>>6516852
Nah
>>6516416
>those 6-7 minutes in the car each afternoon i wish would last forever, i wish there will be a time where i drive past the station and straight back to my place where we'd have dinner at my place and maybe more
This is so cute :] I bet he's thinking the same thing.
Haha, had a bit more than a few bottles risotto *glug glug glug*.
>>6516671
>>6516671
>>6517787
I'm almost certain he knows i fancy him, we hang out a lot during work these days, like having lunch and our tea breaks together, me driving him to the station etc, even from a platonic point of view no one has shown as much interest in him as me. But ive no earthly idea if he feels the same, and im too scared to ask. Surely people by now would be starting to wonder about the two of us, i just hope no one other than him finds out that i feel this way about him
>>6518714
Why are you so scared to ask?
I'm not even bent lol
How do I tell if someone is gay
is there a handshake or something
I don't want to hit on a lad and find he's straight
hey ppl
so if any of you watch Big Brother, what makes Alex attractive? I really don't see it about him.
where do i find a bf ;_;
bunch of benders s︃mh
Would you suck him off you bloody poofs aha?
>>6519442
That bb gay fight
Which one of you let all these breeders in here ffs
any lads wanna take a ride on my disco stick?
>>6519464
Does is glow when I bend it?
>>6519440
pls answer
>>6519467
you'll have to find out ;)
I really do need a boyfriend very badly though desu.
need a chink bf
>>6519480
where @
>>6519498
Edinburgh
>>6519486
hello K**l
>>6519500
got room?
>>6519440
If, when you go to shake his hand, he falls to his knees and starts rubbing his face on your crotch, whimpering and tugging at your trousers, looking up at you with puppy dog eyes, wanting you to let loose your slippery sausage, then you know he's gay.
Need a bf who loves cuddles :'(
>>6519529
pls be in Swindon
>>6519544
i'll move there just to cuddle you
>>6519544
Lol Swindon
What's next Weston super mare
>>6519456
andy was a bellend 2bh
>>6519564
Okay
I have plenty of room actually
Love you lads. x
I'm v lonely
>>6519576
He was so dramatic
I got new boots. I also found out my grandad has cancer. But I got new boots at least.
Waiting for my bf to come home from the pub, he was all wasted on the phone haha. x
>>6519642
How about, stop spending money on boots and spend it on food instead
>>6519642
Cyoot boots
I also found out my granddad has cancer, I didn't get any boots though
>>6519642
Puff
>>6519654
he's cucking you haha
>>6519615
i would change that if i could
>>6519676
Nah, mate, we've been together five years, I'm not worried about my boyfriend going to the pub to have a pint.
>>6519679
:'(
>>6519692
He's doublecucking by now then.
>He's doublecucking by now then.
Going to bed, goodnight lovelies <3
I hope I don't have a nightmare like the past 5 nights
>>6519785
Dream of cute boys x
>>6519785
Gooood luck. Try watching something nice before you sleep/as you fall asleep.
I need to sleep too, gotta get to uni by 7.30 to prepare for a presentation with my group.
I fucking hate group work, but I'm the least keen in my group/done the least work so I need to attend and show face
>>6519798
Me then
I like you
srsly where do i find potential cuddle buddies?
>>6519889
Grindr but say you only wanna spoon.
My friend does it all the time.
Also, whenever I get drunk at a club and go back with someone or they come back with me, we usually just spoon. Too lazy to fuck when I'm drunk
>>6519889
I need to know as well.
>>6519900
i don't want to put a pic on grindr incase someone i know sees me though
(not out yet)
>>6519907
>incase someone i know sees me though
Worried about some other gay seeing you.
What did he mean by this?
>>6519919
yeah
i have gay friends, and everyone thinks i'm straight
i'm not out of the cupboard yet
so can't put a pic up
>>6519935
Just put a body pic and send face pic to people who you like the look/sound of?
>>6519950
good idea
thanks
Bf got back from the pub. He was almost brought home by the popo lmao. He didn't do anything, he was just so drunk.
>>6520261
Kill yourself.
>>6520261
f off
/brit/ is being mean about transgenders again
why are they so bigoted?
>tfw only gay when horny
>only gay when thinking sexual thoughts
Need an australian bf in my life
>>6521509
Do you use image rotate when masturbating?
>>6521509
this
>>6521509
>>6522213
How about this guy? He has his own estate and frequents /fit/
>>6520887
>> My sexuality only comes out when I'm sexual.
That's normal, anon.
>>6522219
not really my type
>>6522219
Um no, i bet he's ugly, i don't have to see his face to know that hair isn't doing him any favours either. He's probably wog and not TRUE BLUE
>>6520564
The majority of people are mean towards trannies, i don't trust them
The Romanian who posts here is annoying and weirdly autistic.
Go on, reply to this with another shitty Tumblr reaction image you gypsy dickhead.
>>6522359
That pic just screams try hard to me, blurring out his ugly face but showing his face shape, i suspect his lifting is to over compensate for his clearly defective physical traits like poor eye sight, jewfro, munted face. Sad really. Could have a billion dollar estate but he'll always be bottom of the shelf
>>6522510
It's better to do what you can with what you have. It's better to be fit and ugly than fat and ugly.
Alri
me and boyf's 1 year anniversary today :)
>>6522947
aww :) are you doing anything special?
>>6522952
we are going out for dinner later :)
>>6522982
Cute, have fun!
>you will never not bite through the wax the first time you had a Babybelle
>>6523022
Thank you! :))
>player who'd been out for 5 months with an injury scores on his off the bench return to the team
so happy, lads
Lmao why do people take WATCHING and not being involved in any way in the game too seriously.
>>6523334
passion for the game is...passion for the game.
we had wild mushroom risotto and lamb burger :) and now we go to see film :)
do not despair /britgay/, qt boyfs can come to even the most autismal of us :)
fave gay films/tvshows/books?
>>6524510
A single man was bretty gud
>>6524510
Xavier Dolan's movies.
>>6524510
>>6524510
Maurice by E.M. Forster is probably my favourite gay novel. Not really read that many though desu.
cock
thirst
