tony edition
alri tim
japanese cartoons
Mise-en-scène
think I might have fucked something up lads
if i was a girl i would let my dog lick my fanny desu
tinder idea: change my facebook gender to female and gain access to the untapped lesbians who secretly want dick market
HANG THE NEOLIBERAL SCUMBAG BLIAR
MURRAY
murray in two sets- 6-3, 7-5 screencap dis
>>61912837
Miss-on-seen
EUWER DAARA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQOyjfkhxPA
HAMILTON WINS LOL
>left wingers protesting the uk left the eu
>not realising the eu is basically the soviet union except ran by big corporations rather than the state
>saying it's worse because there are less housemaids and gardeners for brits
>supporting the wishes of big business to crush the wages of the working class via mass immigration
>not supporting national self determination
What fucking bizzaro world am I living in? Why is the modern "left" so.... Not even left? What the fuck is it? They don't care about the poor or nation's rights to control themselves they're like this new horrid beast.
Is this model British lads?
2bh lads
>>61912888
I took a stats for econ class in college
realized that these numbers literally don't mean anything
Moot has a Reddit account
korean pop
>>61912858
waiting for someone to tell me why this wouldn't work
>>61912951
>GDP per capita doesn't mean anything
maybe you should have taken a second class
Doing a poo :D
>Cameron mocks Corbyn's suit
>Corbyn stops wearing raggy old suits
>Labour wants to Remain
>Corbyn campaigns for Remain despite wanting to Leave
I like corbyn but he is no leader
>>61912946
shes very qt
>>61912984
You owe me a tenner you runt
business idea: create fake ex gfs to appear more normal
having a cup of tea and a wank
>>61912931
The New Left.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Left
Just picked up the latest issue of Esquire
>>61912946
I believe that's Cara Delevingne, the British fashion model and actress
got an ugly mate who regularly shags fit girls not a fan of this meme
Ah, now to indulge in the best part of the Sunday papers, the letters!
>What a shame there are plans to demolish the old Flitwick Lesiure Centre when it could be used to rehouse some of the millions of desperate refugees who have fled hellhole countries like Syria, Afghanistan, Somalia and Greece only to find themselves trapped in hellhole France.
>A couple of hundred of these poor wretched people would probably feel very much at home in Flitwick. And allowing them to settle there would also help change Central Bedfordshire's demographics to more accurately reflect those in the other parts of our multi-cultural country like Bradford, Rochdale, and Luton.
>What is more, as we have three churches here in neighbouring Ampthill - which few, if any, people ever attend apart from at Christmas - one could easily be converted into a mosque to cater for Muslims among the immigrants.
>Charlie Garth
I don't know what to think of Charlie, two weeks ago he was bragging about having voted Brexit.
>>61912931
Lmao brexiters eat this shit up
>>61912987
maybe ;)
>>61912946
>>61913057
Nah
There are no good looking women in Britain.
>>61913076
>
>What is more, as we have three churches here in neighbouring Ampthill - which few, if any, people ever attend apart from at Christmas - one could easily be converted into a mosque to cater for Muslims among the immigrants.
>>61913008
don't remind me
>>61912931
They are liberal types
rare to find a communist/socialist these days
>>61913096
literally doxxed
>>61913096
do you start uni in august?
>People keep saying business will move to Ireland
Ah yes I'm sure they will be able to find plenty of talent with their 5 million population and what a large population to sell goods to!
Lads I'm considering giving an anime series a go, maybe one of the ones on Netflix
Any recommendations?
just created a marijuana cigarette
>>61913187
yep
semester system
we get out way earlier than most other schools though
Someone made a post about me on /r/short ;)
https://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/4s5gn1/my_workplaces_hottie_is_all_of_55/
I've been wondering if digesting a large amount of news media everyday, like most people on this sub, actually has a detrimental effect on a person rather than a positive or neutral one.
I can't really think of any significant positive effects, although I think reading/watching news media discussing minority issues or articles from the point of view of people of a similar background to myself (parents are refugees/immigrants) has definitely had a positive impact on me personally.
So I was wondering what all of you thought:
Would your life actually be better if you actively avoided news media?
I can't imagine ever changing who I'd vote for in a general election. For me, there isn't anything the Conservative party could do to get me to vote for them and I live in an area that is hugely pro-Labour so it's not like my vote would impact the result anyway.
95% of news items are depressing and just being aware of these issues doesn't change them unless you are willing to actively campaign for or against them. And since I know I'm not willing to do so, what is the purpose of simply being aware?
Has anyone tried to isolate themselves from the news? How did it affect you?
>>61913109
ah, so she is actually British then.
>>61913202
I think most people are saying they'll move to Germany rather than Direland
>>61913202
loads of businesses have already moved to ireland over the years, this isn't some made up thing
they have very low corporation tax, are english speaking and in the common market
ar joddle's losing her fucking mind lads
https://youtu.be/OBLRoBpyH8I
>>61913222
Attack on Titan is the most basic, entry-level anime in existence
>>61913222
boku no pico
>Attack on Titan is the most basic, entry-level anime in existence
>>61913286
The so called BBC
>>61913076
Rev. Giles Fraser and Dreda Say–Mitchell voted to leave.
Not all leavers voted for reasons of nationalism / pulling up the metaphoric drawbridge, they saw the E.U. as ignoring the world outside and rules on immigration as unfair.
>>61913287
School Days.
>>61913222
K-on movie
There can't be anyone in that box who wants to talk to oor nicola
>Lads I'm considering giving an anime series a go, maybe one of the ones on Netflix
>Any recommendations?
>>61913222
inmu: feast of victims
>>61913239
>I can't imagine ever changing who I'd vote for in a general election
stopped reading there. that stubborn attitude is what kills countries and undermines true democracy.
>muh nonsensical loyalty
idiotic
>>61913287
first anime I ever watched desu
>>61913329
wow I don't need this right now
>>61913351
Want Andy to climb up there and snog her face off when he wins.
>>61913351
>>61913357
you feeling alright jake?
>>61913222
>4 instant replies
ugh...
>>61913332
Dunno la, I'm 90% sure Charlie is joking but Poe's law is a bitch.
*looks at the runt*
Look mate, I don't want to be "that guy" but you still owe me a couple of (You)s from weeks ago. I can't lend you any more until you repay those ones.
*looks at you*
Psst, if he doesn't pay up I'mma get Darren and Little Big Smithy to p...nah that's 10 Fingers Darren, I mean Darren with the leg...to pay him a visit.
>>61913222
girls und panzer, it's very /int/.
>>61913396
wat
>>61913385
ye same. Entertaining 2bh
>>61913202
>what a large population to sell goods to!
I don't think you understand why companies come here anon
>>61912888
If only we could be like the high-tax social democracies of the USA, Canada and Australia.
are there any fellow bumpkins in here who now live in the city?
what's it like?
Midnight right now. Going to set my alarm for 4:45 to watch the final but I reckon I won't want to get up.
>this english rose will take nine inches of prime scotch beef in every orifice after murray wins wimbledon
How do engcucks feel about this?
>wenger wants to be england manager but has to see out his contract at arsenal
old codger could well be dead by then
>>61913076
>>61913076
>>61913076
>>61913076
>>61913076
http://charliegarth.blogspot.co.nz
Charlie Garth is an Amptillian legend
Which is the easiest 4chan board to bait?
got loads of bread but no toast so I can't make a toast sandwich lads
fucking gutted
>>61913502
cities are grey polluted shit-holes that breed idiots and underclass freaks but you get used to it.
better nightlife is a plus though.
>>61913538
why not just move to europe
come home white man
>>61913565
worst feel
>>61913560
/adv/ or /r9k/
almost too easy
australia is an upgraded Britain
>>61913413
Based Rommel
>>61913569
>nightlife
nothing special 2bh
would like to live in a city just for the convenience of walking downstairs to the shops though
there's no other advantage
>>61913610
But they're not in the EU ... they must be poor as fuck?
>>61913669
they sell themselves to little chink willies
>>61913610
>Brits being nice to Australia
Alright what are you playing at? What trickery is this?
>>61913665
plenty of cities have amazing nightlife.
you need to explore more.
>>61913711
we're just trying to get those juicy trade deals
>>61913714
afternoons > nights
>there are people that still care about this when england hasn't been celtic for over a thousand years
>>61913736
ok grandad
got a job interview tomorrow lads
am I underdressed?
>>61913753
underage b&
>>61913746
>cornish
>english
pick 1 and only 1 . independence soon
Going to get pissed tonight, pissed
>>61913767
no one says that any more mate.
>>61913746
The majority of Scots are more Anglo-Saxon than the English
Braveheart has done wonders for revisionist history
andy isn;t even built.
roger is fat
only djocovic is /fit/
think nadal is dead
>>61913746
There were people here before the celts they should have rights too. I identify as an Atlantic Beaker and its not fair these Celts taking our island and calling it their """"""indigenous""""""""" land. Filthy claystealers.
>>61913733
Sorry, but our lousy, duplicitous, back room dealing leaders have already sold our country down the river to Chinese investors. We already have an unemployment problem and meanwhile our government is trying to let Chinese labourers into sectors that Australians have skills for and are struggling to find work in. This country really shits me sometimes.
can't make sense of these tennis scores
>>61913756
Shirt collar too small.
>>61913804
>literal 13 yo.
out
Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!
Do people down south have Sunday roast
>>61913783
How many times do you change your clothes on a typical day lads?
can't get a really shit trap chune out of my head
that wasnt even in
>umpireball
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
W E W
>>>/b/693950865
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>>61913862
father roasts a quail after church sometimes yes
>>61913832
Wait what this isn't the shitpost I was looking for. Now I'm just sad.
>>61913756
no one uses fancy knots outside period dramas and weddings. We had a guy come to work with after a business meeting in NY with his tie in a knot where the last tuck is ignored so it hangs over the front. He was furious all day with people telling him he forgot to tie his tie properly. He never lived it down.
>>61913889
Do you have gravy?
>>61913880
She's really pushing the line from reality tv star to softcore porn actress
FLY ON THE WIIIINGS OF LOOOOOOVE
FLY BABY FLYYYYYYYY
REACHING THE STAAAARS ABOOOOVE
REACHING THE SKYYYY
im sick and tired of this guy barracking and harassing me
>>61913815
This desu
>>61913865
>no numerical data
ahh yes (still from a lightest coloured region desu)
simm's wife looks cute, he's done well there
>>61913880
what have they done to this picture why is it green
REEEE
the idiots who made my phone forgot to add a gyroscope so pokemon go doesn't work
>just saw a British person with an anti trump t shirt
Wonder what it's like being a literal meme person
>>61913953
>simm
Who?
having a go
>>61913953
Why has she jammed a paper clip into her ear canal?
>>61913934
>that feel when descended from angles
>>61913934
>>61913815
a lot yes
but how "more"
Dad just sent me this
>>61913914
we have porchetta au jus for the summer solstice
>>61913957
Runt
>>61913903
I thought /int/ loved it when bad things happen to Australia though.
>>61913981
>mom
FOY
>>61913943
don't know the difference between angles and britons 2bh
>>61914000
we're very nice here
we only pray for the death of all americans and koreans, nobody else
Do you wear ties at home or when going out lads?
>>61913980
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31905764
>>61914000
Prison island is our fault, it's our burden to share.
>>61913961
Richard Simms
South West anon in here?
How did last night go?
>>61914004
delete this
>>61914026
this doesn't show what was said
>>61914024
I'm wearing a bowtie at the moment
>>61914024
yes, and nothing else
what did the dentist say to tim I can't make it out
>>61914062
what he said was just stupid English. he meant that Scots aren't Celt and are essentially just English people i.e. Anglo-Saxon.
>>61914095
"alri tim"
>>61914102
everyone knows that. celts aren't even real
>>61914052
theres like 5 people here from the best west lad
>>61913980
Scots vocabulary is a lot closer to other North Germanic languages than standard English, due to a lesser degree of latinisation.
A few examples from common Scottish vocab:
Bairn (Scots) = Child = Barn (Danish)
Kirk (Scots) = Church = Kirke (Danish)
Greet (Scots) = Cry = Grate (Swedish)
Burn (Scots) - Stream = Brann (Swedish)
That's just for starters. There's a big list of comparisons somewhere on the web but I can't find it.
The posse
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=6867
>>61914138
Wish I had our own fucking flag on here.
something really comfy about driving in the rain lads. especially when you see a bunch of losers on their fucking bikes getting pissed on
>>61914145
Me in the middle
>visit plymouth yesterday
>it's a 3rd world shithole full of chavs
actually thought I was going to get mugged
How's /gf2016/ going lads, any progress?
>>61914138
we're less latin. that's not what was said though.
also what you're proving is that scots still different from the english which is what nationalists want
>>61914129
>celts aren't even real
Don't mate, I have tried before and always got shouted down for it.
>>61914145
Me on the far right.
>>61914168
you must have felt right at home then
>>61914138
Bairn and a few others are used in northern England too
>>61914154
Meme magic
Should have just told him about /brit/
>>61914040
It's not your fault though. The blame is almost entirely Australian. At most you can argue that Abbott was born and educated in Britain; but he was still a citizen of Aus. The funny thing is though: As much as this place annoys me, I really couldn't see myself living anywhere else.
I would wreck Marina Diamandis' ass if I ever got the chance.
>>61914169
was getting close but then I made an arse of myself at a party the other day so I think it's off the cards
>>61914186
>>61914145
>Me on the far right.
They're all on the far right.
>>61914207
wean > bairn
>>61914169
Yeah I'm going to spend a fortnight with her and her family in Germany next month
Having a gf is alright tbqh
>>61914196
no because I'm living in a comfy 100% white village :-)
Gotta have a bowl of kelloggs fruit and fibre
Lads I'm going to Dallas in a week time, what are the chances someone will try to kill me? Things seem a bit toasty there atm.
every single extra flags user is from pakistan until proven otherwise
>>61914219
That's a pretty British way of looking at it I suppose. It's a shithole, but it's OUR shithole.
>>61914222
No you wouldn't. You would fail to get it up due to nervousness then spaff in several seconds from arousal once you did
>>61914246
tell kellogg to send some my way too pls
>>61913756
No you're clearly dressed.
>>61914138
The icelanduc word for 'to cheat' is "svindla", doesn't english have "swindle" which means the same? Is it more of a scottish english word?
>>61914169
doesn't work as well without it being a liverpool player
liverpool are the epitome of beta unfortunately
they go years and years without getting even close to getting the title (gf)
then every 5 or 6 years they get really close and choke at the last hurdle due to autism
>>61914231
Hmm never heard wean in the north, just bairn
>>61914272
I'll settle for that
>>61914242
Will you join her when she gets deported back to Germany by PM Leadsom?
>>61914244
according to wiki hayle is a town of 10k people
>>61914305
it's not old just glasgow contraction
>>61914130
The one with Charlie last night
>>61914316
never been to hayle in my life
>>61914292
Dictionary says swindle came from German in the late 18th century
>>61914242
Don't get raped
just spent 7 hrs programming 400 lines of code haha what am i like
>>61914346
then stop lying pls
>>61914335
>>61914311
Would seriously consider it if I could speak a word of krautese
>>61914268
Well it's not a shithole. At least not yet, anyway. But with the weird way our politicians act sometimes a lot of people wonder if it's only a matter of time. Honestly, it's like living in a country run by slutty women in their late teens/early twenties: They act almost entirely in their own interest, have irrational fits where they just do weird shit that nobody can understand or agree with and then later they try to justify their behaviour with shitty excuses, shaming and more irrationality.
>Accidentally run a red light just now because of someone else's bad driving
>I bet I'm the one that gets the ticket in the post not them
>>61914369
Dinesh
>>61914373
i would if extra flag janny added the falmouth flag back
Of all words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these:
/pol/ was right again.
>>61914407
>run a red light
foy
>>61914223
Story?
187 American blacks killed by whites in 2014.
446 American whites killed by blacks in 2014.
494 white Americans killed by police in 2014.
258 black Americans killed by police in 2014.
>does a think
going to go make my world famous pot noodle
JUST WANT SOME FUCKING LOVE AND ATTENTION
I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR 21 YEARS I JUST WANT A FUCKING GF TO MAKE ME FEEL WANTED
hi
>>61914418
>Redditflags
>>61914432
Sorry mate I mean "verily I did pass through the red and shiny stopy starty."
>>61914441
need to adjust for relative populations
whites are the majority
>>61914441
go away racist
hmmm
>>61914458
get shib
>>61914508
77 vs 13 %
>>61914458
Get back on the treadmill, runt, or there'll be no slops for you tonight! *whips you and you run off squealing*
>>61914462
hey neighbour :-)
>>61914458
23 year old virgin here. I think that 21 was around the time I stopped being sad I was a virgin and started to just want someone to hug and be around too
>>61914433
just got tanked up on gin beer and vod, tripped over something in the garden and broke a bit of a bridge thing her dad made in the garden (he's proper into his garden)
threw up in the sink, some got on the floor, I thought i'd done a good job of mopping it up but apparently not
fucks sake
how long's the tennis on for
>>61914181
It isn't different from English. Its a more authentic English.
The English themselves would have spoken something closer to Scots if the French hadn't conquered them.
What the nationalists want is to pretend that the entirety of Scotland from Cape Wrath to Berwick was full of pacifist Gaelic tribesmen who were enslaved by le evil warmongering Englishmen.
The SNP want to erase Lowland Scots from history because our culture is inherently pro-British, resolutely protestant and anti-Gael.
lads how can I go about destroying the British economy?
JUST
>>61914561
Until someone wins
>>61914419
May do a drunk
>>61914539
*rattles the bars of my cage and screeches*
>>61914586
FONT
>>61914528
These are terrible dogs.
>>61914550
how does this happen? really quite scares me as a 20 year old virgin, don't want to die alone
>>61914602
?????
I woke up choking on my own stomach acid this morning. Just about shat myself.
>>61914566
nah the cultural nationalists are specifically those gaels from the western coast who live the culture , music land etc.
the power hungry nationalists only need scotland to be different enough from england in any way . it doesn't matter whether that's cultural or economic or political
*gets a coke can from the vending machine and rubs it over my neck and forehead*
>>61914594
Good lad
>>61914292
I wouldn't have said its more common in Scotland than England in modern vocab. Might have been in the past though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHYDkvRB2Y
>>61914610
shh, the shibs are qt memedogs
>>61914593
Needs more jpeg
>>61914678
will not be clicking this, most likely a stefan molyneux video
>>61914566
>if the French hadn't conquered them.
and if my auntie has balls etc
>tfw put a new dump valve on my motor
ha ha VROOOOOOOM PSSSSHHH
Normies are welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHOBvW3OgA
not liking Kim's top 2bqhwy . needs to take it off
>>61914772
what illness does this man have?
Any 4chan X users here? I've just came back to it after it fucking up for me about 2 years ago because of an update or something and I've completely forgotten how to filter trips.
>>61914713
What is the relevance of this post?
I made a speculative statement to illustrate the relationship between Scots and English. Its no unheard of m8.
>tfw my name is Tim
>>61914756
to enter a gas chamber.
>>61914805
click the arrow next to the post number
