Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms edition
cara
alri tim
true-blue mercian here, wbu?
>Kunt
>sex
>>61897740
East Anglia is the best you niggers
>>61897771
Northhumbrian reporting in.
>>61897771
none of the above
went outside to smoke and there was a mouse
fucking stupid cat not doing its job
>>61897744
proper grim
>>61897748
deltel tihs
Pokemon Go is a lot of fun.
>>61897784
O hai
>>61897811
Went outside to smoke and there was a pikey
Damn cops not doing their jobs
gf's 2 year transitioning anniversary today lads. pic related it's her
>>61897819
you need help tim
went outside to smoke and the world looked bleak and depressing
damn chemtrails not doing their jobs
went to filling station to buy a packet of crisps few hours ago and the older women behind the counter smiled at the younger girl and said you can take this and the girl was grinning at me acting weird when i bought the crisps
now I did look a bit scruffy and my tracksuit bottoms did have a bit of dried snot on them but women hardly notice that
anyway
>did ya know security guards here aren't allowed to carry a weapon of any kind, i literally have to carry a fatty maglite for self defence
p crazy t b h
I carry an AR-15 cause it's a nuclear power plant so it's a "high value" target (even though it's really not and anyone remotely knowledgable about nuclear power plants or how terrorists choose their targets knows this)
>>61897842
how do you have a picture of me?
>>61897771
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>61897837
wtfrick is a "pikey"
>>61897748
give me a link to this video
If you don't say cob you're not a true Mercian and have been cucked by wessex and sussex
>>61897874
You
>>61897878
Fucking Teacakes
>>61897878
We call 'em Brod(s) desu.
>>61897878
>wales
>bap
this is incorrect
>>61897877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
>hello tim
*tim does a 360*
lel
one of the various females I'm interested in has uploaded holiday pics.
ah yes, very impressive.
>>61897740
Best football team in all of england
>>61897896
im a jewish heiress if that's a pikey then it's a desirable thing to be
does anyone here unironically call themselves british? why would you? be proud of your own cunt, not the whole island
>>61897917
I call myself an Englishman to non-Brits and other Brits (eg. Welshmen), and a Yorkshireman to other Englishmen.
>>61897917
this
cornish til i die
willy is STIFF
>>61897878
>Land's End where no one bothered to check
kek
>>61897913
>The Tractor Boys
God damn right!
Ol' Micky McCarthy is taking us up this year
It's our year lads
>>61897916
Kikey pikey you are
i just heard statistics were invented by the nazis to marginalize the jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVne8dOzEA
tune
>>61897945
IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA I WAS BORN
>>61897993
you're gay as fuck
>>61897917
as an englishman, i enjoy suppressing the lesser countries identities by calling myself british
>>61898006
how?
>>61897981
Other way around
>>61897961
Boi we had a nice dag yesterdi
alri
>>61898015
because you act like a homosexual
>>61898031
haha reply to me on facebook jordan
Can't think of any good actionposts right now
sorry lads
>>61898037
how exactly?
>>61897993
Better tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYHNETybf2I
Not for soft cunts
>>61898061
good lid
>>61897911
explain this to me please, is it satire?
I was born in Germany and I feel like that fact is a stain on my American-ness
>>61898061
Gay
>>61898051
gay cunt
>>61898061
actually enjoying it rn.
>>61898030
East Anglia till I die
*actionposts*
>>61898080
Bruce Willis was born in gremany
>>61898087
Just listen to the end, trust lad trust
It's basically
>Be American
>Get killed by accident in a drive by
The song
>>61898082
Extra gay
>>61898066
Good lid
>>61898085
>>61898080
All our good footballers are coming from Germany
WC 2018 is ours
>>61898111
oh fuck off already
>>61898068
He's a paranoid schizophrenic. From what I understand he thinks the dentist is collaborating with Oxford Health to have him sectioned.
>>61898061
>King Park
God damn this song is heavy
>>61898091
Oi'm busy worken you daft bellend get me a bear
>yanks unironically feel some sort of muh heritage to the place in England which the county they live in is named after
Might wank to Anna Sophia Robb
>>61898109
man this tune is fucking narly
thanks for showing me
>>61898133
oh right, the dentist seems nice.
>>61898156
you a
>>61898129
>tf
>tp
>>61898153
Mine has a french name and my city has a german -burg name
>>61898153
Ah yes, Los Angeles, England
How I yearn to return to the Mother land one day
Northumbria deserved what it got.
>>61898192
Fuck off continental scum
>>61898196
Califiornia and Hollywood are both real places near me
>>61898212
Your sad sells avon
Any pornstars thay look like Anna Sophia Robb?
Just did a pee and the stream forked in like 5 different directions haha wtf??
>>61898212
your mum keeps the crisps in the fridge
>>61898164
>CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
>CAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN COS I KILLED THAT KID
>IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEANT FOR HIM
Same album. It's all about telling stories. This one is about a little kid with cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kthky7o_1OI
A personal favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0LLZQYzhrI
>A paranoid schizophrenic attacks his father
Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!
>>61898239
haha
>>61898223
We're blood brothers 4lyf now laddy
bit hot in
>>61897962
Irish lad ruined you.
>>61898340
Fuck the micks man
![AxlbSka[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kQTfKAm.gif "AxlbSka[2].gif")
>Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!
>>61898256
the feels are fucking sickening but I want to continue listening.
like holy shit.
What happened to you /brit/, you used to be cool
what's a comfy film to have on in the background while i edit something
>>61898385
Yanks
>Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!
>>61898363
fuck the yanks
>>61898400
so australia, nz, and ireland are not foreigners of the UK? hmm good to know, always thought they were separate countries
![larges2-ep1-people-profilepic-quaithe-800x800[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R7o4rfT.jpg "larges2-ep1-people-profilepic-quaithe-800x800[2].jpg")
>Glad to show you man I hope you liked it!
>>61898420
On /brit/ we're lads.
Actually we're just lads generally.
*leaves thread because of yank infestation*
These cunts are really getting on my nerves
>>61898451
what about us, just between you and I, are we lads?
post things that make you go hmm
Chillin on the deck, drinking a voddy and club soda, and reading while the doggos relax
Totes comfy lads
>>61898383
Bruh, keep going. I feel like this is your kinda music. You'll love those.
>JANUARY 19
>WE BURIED OUR SON TODAY
Here, this song is about a decaying town, and a man escaping from the crime and temptation of it all. It might be a good break between
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4uAEWENsAs
>>61898475
You hate us though.
Holy shit BLM is using bombs now
>>61898501
that's a firework mate
>>61898478
what about black police? there's plenty of black police. iirc 3 out of 4 cops killed at dallas were from african or hispanic descent
>>61898400
I'm not a yank Im use a proxy
>>61898492
not really
girl asked for my thoughts on BLM and feminism last night, boys
safe to say i avoided those questions like the plague haha
>>61898492
I like you
I want to move to England desu :3
>>61898584
>everyone is talking about our problems
The Empire can't end quickly enough. Hopefully we'll fall like dad, and still end up with our country intact. Instead of like Rome and end up burned to the ground.
>>61898624
>we'll fall like dad
dont do that
>>61898584
A girl in my work had to be sent home because she was crying uncontrollably about those niggers in America that were shot.
>>61898624
>like dad
>pre-ironically country roleplay memeing
If we balkanize I'm going to canada as a refugee desu
my new laptop just crashed and was like
DUH DUH DRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
And I had to take the battery out to get the noise to stop
>>61898693
it's reeeeing at you because you're a normie
>>61898693
haha, what a story mark
Fuck 3 kill 3 marry 3
>>61898693
>DRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
haha more of a tupac man myself
>>61898693
build you're own labtop
>>61897811
>went outside to smoke
This better have been at a public establishment.
>>61898420
Were were in U.K. until 1921, we also covertly helped 'em in W.W. II.
Aus. and N.Z. are ex–con.s / colonial commoners.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
americans are up to no good
also these black people are fucking retarded, a girl just said she was ex-police, and that carbon monoxide can't kill people
>>61898719
shat myself at this
>>61898730
wait what the fuck, tupac was in the ica? is this real?
>>61898717
Kill 1-9
How's life looking for you lads?
shat myself again
>>61898717
They honestly all look like fatties
>>61898752
>>61898767
shat myself at these
>>61898707
no im not ive just come other from britfeel
>>61898710
Doesn't mean anything to me
>>61898719
I like Lowkey, ghetts and mgk myself.
>>61898725
It better not be broken already
>>61898752
why?
>>61898763
Shit
>>61898753
Please no more bait
>>61898780
not because of the post, i just happened to be reading it when i shat myself
*points myself*
old mate over here's got himself a date tonight
>>61898789
Bit messy that
>>61898790
Where'd you meet him?
oh my fucking lord lads, i'm dying here.
>>61898016
>>61898598
>>61898811
>freaking
why do they do this
>>61898763
Internet gf is coming to meet me so I guess things are pretty good
>>61898819
shit:shoot::fuck:freak
>>61898811
cringe
>>61898003
HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY
>>61898811
All me
I wish I could take a break from being me fpr a while. Why cant I be someone else for abit, I dont want these thoughts or this face, im stuck with them for 60 more years. Christ
>>61898730
I want you to be with us but I don't want you polluted with foreigners like we've become. Stay a republic. Keep them out.
EVERY FILM AND TV SERIES EVER SAID THAT EVENTUALLY YOU WILL MEET A GIRL WHOSE RIGHT FOR YOU AND LIFE WILL BECOME GOOD.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE FUCKING SKINNY THEY SAID, FUCK OFF.
Still haven't met my gf lads
>>61898811
i like brits too. but not the pretend brits. i mean the white ones. the ones that make the country great
>>61898904
Get an internet one
>>61897740
What's the difference between Anglos and Saxons
fancy a wank la's
>>61898994
angles and saxons were two different germanic tribes who settled in britain after the romans fucked off (along with jutes but nobody mentions them)
had a nightmare and too spooked to get back to sleep lads, hold me
>>61899055
>along with jutes but nobody mentions them
and Frisian
>>61899041
Source bud
>>61898819
Family Guy or New English thing, that is my guess.
>>61897842
>2 year transitioning anniversary
the very nature of an anniversary is that it comes 1ce per year, otherwise it's not an anniversary hence «2 year» is redundant.
>>61898016 →
>«Have to be British»
>«Can't be Welsh»
Jesus, Ameritards ought learn geography outside of 50 States.
>>61898994
Saxons come from Sachsen in Germany,
homeland of the Angles (Anglii) on the Jutland peninsula in today's Germany and Denmark.
can't sleep so i'm just going to have a bunch of coffee and go out to play pokemon go tomorrow
>>61899055
100% Celt here
No Germanic blood in me and proud of it
>>61899081
wish i knew
>>61899089
Nerd
>>61899041
Do NOT post this whale in my thread again
>>61899093
They were Celt too. Celt isn't one specific culture.
Why are ye not listening to 2fm now?
Techno!!
http://2fm.rte.ie/
>>61899114
yeah maybe but i just want to try it out. plotted where i'm going to go and everything, might be fun.
>>61897868
fuck off yank
>>61899120
low test beta manlet
humm ho.....
>>61897878
>bap
>barm
>cob
>>61899063
>hes been to sleep
rak off normie wanker, ere abnormally sleepless lads end you (RONWEASLEY)
>>61899140
>plotted where i'm going to go and everything
Super nerd
having a WANK
>>61898730
why?
>>61899180
yeah you're right
what do you do for fun then, teach me your ways
>>61897878
Why is there no datum for s.w'ern N.I.?
>>61899191
[All wankd out]
>>61899192
Who goes outside their own gaff to smoke? (unless wife and bairns are around.)
>>61899137
get to fuck you utter weirdo
>>61899223
too soon and fuck off back to /b
>>27071760
haha holy shit
>>61899226
normal people who aren't adolescents
Short hair
>>61899196
I'm currently reading book 2 of a fantasy series set in a mystical world and drinking
>>61899269
bit gay
>>61899314
You're more than a bit gay if you don't like that
>>61899269
Muh nigga
Pixie cut gets me diamonds
>>61899323
men usually have short hair lad, not women
>>61899351
Bit fucked in the head you are with that thinking
Off you go
>>61899191
Do it in my mouth pls
>>61899376
bender
Not into the short hair
>>61899421
i'm into that body tho
post more
Eyes Wide Shut is a fucking serious film.
Gets you right in the paranoia feels.
Nicole's arse though. Perfect.
>>61899421
this is definitely a bit gay lad. looks like a prepubescent boy if it weren't for the tits
>>61899443
more like
arse wide agape
>>61899443
the moon landing was by far his best work
>>61899443
>Nicole's arse though. Perfect.
bit big 4 my tastes
>>61899421
Those under tit tattoos are a fucking abomination.
business plan: cure stupidity
*runs into this thread*
m-meow
>>61899446
She looks like a girl
She'd look the same if she had long hair
Stop chatting shit
>>61899467
fuck off micked you teenage wanker
Hmm nearly 5 and still no birdcucks
>why yes i do like short haired girls
>>61899513
>cucks
literally a kids mem
>>61899501
>>61899513
>>61899530
have any of you ever been publicly intoxicated
>>61899288
yeah mate i'm reading The Dvine Comedy at the moment. i just fancy getting some exercise and enjoying the weather with a goal in mind.
>>61899514
good post
>>61899474
Who /smallarse/ here?
>>61899545
lmao
>>61899545
I was.
>me on the ground.
>>61899545
Yes
>>61899557
For sure lad, I'm just messing, enjoy yourself
What city are you poke hunting in?
>>61899545
yes, tho it's apparently illegal
>>61899557
what do you make of it?
the edition i have has illustrations by boticelli
red sky at morning...
shepherds delight?
>>61899545
Who the fuck hasn't?
I pissed on someone's front yard tree cuz my mates didn't want to take me back to their house
>>61899617
no.
>>61899599
nice, i just picked this one up in waterstones in a bit of an impulse buy. i'd say the character interactions are a major strong suit, they all feel pretty believable minus the ridiculous prose.
>>61899597
belfast, going to go up around the university. ton of hotspots around there for some reason.
>>61898717
errrmmm.. 2 i guess?
the rest I don't even respond to.
>>61899621
I learned what an upper decker was lately. Why would you do that?
>>61899700
double bloody decker
>>61899669
I read there's more activity/gyms around notable landmarks
How long do you plan on poke hunting for?
>>61899717
When I was partying a cunt would just take a dump in a wardrobe. Upper decker is just rotten.
>>61899700
Isn't that taking a shit on someone's lawn/porch?
>>61899768
Taking a dump in the cistern of their toilet.
i passed out while doing a poo once
>>61899736
I'll go as long as the mood takes me. If it ends up making me feel like an absolute fucking sperg, I'll stop. If it's great fun, I might do it for hours.
Feel like it might be more fun in yankland, people are far more social there.
>>61899788
>this is called a double decker
Shit (hue) like this cracks me up. It's so seemingly innocent. People are so inventive with names.
>>61899788
>>61899768
>>61899766
>>61899788
Kek
It's just "bantz" as you brit lads call it
>>61899811
It could be if you ran into someone playing but most people would think you're a weirdo on your phone running around
>>61899830
The Kos is gonna win tomorrow (today for you)
Apologize.
youtube's auto-flag bots are fucking clever
>>61899894
Ouais, if any team deserves to win it, it's France, especially given all the shit that nation's people suffered in the last year.
>>61899900
It is impossible to discriminate against white immigrants.
>>61899894
The imagery of some poor cunt flushing brown for ages and not sure why is very funny.
Not bantz.
>>61899949
the New York Times thinks its anudda shoah happening in Boston, England
SUNDAY,
SUNDAY,
SUNDAY!!!
PHONE FARRAGE ON L.B.C.
from 10 a.m. B.S.T.
>>61899669
it's a book of poetry m8 you should like the prose
>>61899993
Close
>>61899993
>me on the chair
>>61900042
What happened that poor cunt?
>>61900073
Attack of the Laim Neeson around the crotch area.
Hi lads me again haha
>>61900108
you little nigger
>>61899900
Loving the Contrast between the Nice Church and the shit River desu
>>61900010
I know, I do like the prose. It's just a little jarring to see such well written characters in such a dramatic way. It's an absurd blend of realism and romanticism.
>>61900178
why did you post this here
>>61899955
What's the difference?
(Where's the line between bantz and a rude prank)
>>61900245
Banter is a fair exchange.
>>61900178
>>61900245
when the fun stops, when the sufferer still has to clean the shit up, and the laughter ended a long time ago.
thoughts on this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQZ13jobIY
>>61900288
I'm still laughing about an imaginary guy flushing shit into his toilet and not knowing where the shit came from
Shit's funny
>t. Frank Reynolds
Politics Europe w. The Neil is on BBC News 24 (if anybody cares).
>BBCucks not showing when the bullfighter died.
