National Day of Sweden Edition
PLEASE STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF SWEDEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJIh0aa0xU
cara
cara
>>60411807
you're a bit eager with these threads aren't you pal? haha
cara
>>60411839
this girl is not that hot
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
Kissanime only has series 1 of K-On lads. Where can I watch the rest?
>>60411839
dont be fooled by cara so easily
I may have an opportunity with an attractive female, that I wouldnt actually mind being my gf
cant wait to see how I will squander it
>>60411807
how can you not know when to kiss the girl desu
it's natural instinct tbqh
How do I find somebody who sells weed?
I literally know nobody and I'm in the east mids.
>TELL ME ABOUT BANE... WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>60411807
Pulling the flag up my window in fifteen minutes. Will let you know when the first stones arrive
>>60411814
Look at this monster you have created m8, it's spilled onto the next thread
>>60411839
this 2bh
>>60411900
Opinions m8
>nothing more than a 4.8/10
you know thats not true
>>60411833
>>60411904
>>60411861
It's only one time a year, live with it.
>>60411951
for you
>>60411945
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-12328788
From the looks of it, just ask any random passer by
Aren't you guys not allowed to believe in Sweden anymore or some shit?
>>60411918
The second season it titled K-on!! instead of K-on!
S W E D E N
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WHICH ONE OF YOU BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
>>60411953
That's the right way to do it!
>>60411941
I've started to think that I have legitimate autism rather than meme autism desu
>>60411953
I hope that they aren't as cuckholded about flags as they are in England m8. Over here lefties literally sneer at anyone with an England flag and think that you're a racist
Work tomorrow, lads.
>>60411900
>>60411933
>>60411963
Ah yes I get it now
>>60412032
what do you work as?
>>60412032
Me on the right
>>60412034
Me on the right
>>60412027
literally mate i used to freak out about that shit too until i actually kissed a girl and realised it was the most natural thing ever
don't even worry about it it's 100% natural instinct you just know when to do it and how to do it, it's unexplainable desu
![[gabagools externally].png](https://i.imgur.com/1qVba9s.png "[gabagools externally].png")
>neet
>Want job
>when have job want to be neet
I constantly live in a state of wanting to be somewhere else
>>60412052
prefer not to say
>>60411854
>>60411866
>>60411930
v good posts
>>60412034
jej
>>60412032
best bet getting to bed soon m80
Tell me about your most normie experience lads.
Mine was a few nights ago when a cute girl touched my thigh and another one hugged me.
>>60412081
Basic Income when
>>60411918
http://www.animeftw.tv/anime/k-on2/
You need an account but they're free. Probs need to click a confirmation email as well.
>been on /brit/ since 11am
>>60411808
prague old town is pretty stunning so far and you can't beat 1,5€ pints desu
the rest of the city is quite dreadful tho in all honesty
the so-called, self-styled "gf"
>>60412032
I'm off for another 4 days.
Don't mind my job and have a good laugh with the lads but there is no fanny at all where I work.
Sometimes I think I'd like to work ''in retail'' a shag all the slags who work there as well.
14 degrees outside
Got my scarf and peajacket on
>>60412131
I woke up at 3pm so I've been on since half 3
>>60412110
Went to a house party in 6th form where I smoked weed and got a blowjob. Think I peaked that night.
>>60412131
are you writing my diary lad?
>>60412052
Administrative assistant during the day, bartender at night.
I'm severely overqualified for both jobs.
>>60412078
I half kissed a girl because she grabbed my face in a club and I instinctively punched her in the chest. Do I get a pass on the 'natural instinct' thing?
>>60411945
ask any friends you might have that have social lives/go out drinking a lot and see if they have any dealers.
i'm willing to bet at least half of the younger people you know smoke weed or have a close friend who smokes. if finding one just outside of your own social circle doesn't work try to go out somewhere and try to drum up a conversation with someone who looks like some stoner or looks headdy. met a kid once who was playing with some lighter and dressed like he thoguht he was Drake at a house party if he knew anyone who could get weed that night, just out of nowhere asked him that and he was a weed dealer who had some right in his car.
be on the lookout for peoples characteristics the next time you're outside of your house and at a social event. if they look like a smoker they probably are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
>>60412149
Are you me? it's good banter but sometimes I wish there's be some pussy to look at.
Hoi4 tomorrow lads. Will be playing glorious Nippon of course
>>60411918
Kissanime
>>60412152
>pisstralia
more like peejacket lmao
gf just sent me this
pop pop pop
watchin niggas drop
>>60411918
no they have both
>>60412180
sadly, it's only a matter of time until Paul gets arrested for "hate" speech
>>60412173
oh fucking hell
>>60412147
Nice. But why has she put a pork sausage down the front of her undies?
Night lads
which is the board has the highest quality memes?
>I'm severely overqualified for both jobs.
>>60412218
that's like 12 inches of cleavage
Might off myself until the Euros start. How do I stay unconscious for precisely 5 days?
Gratulerer med dagen!
>>60412152
Want to swap weather mate? It's 23 degrees now and I can't fucking sleep
>>60412218
is that joe pesci
>>60412180
i can't stand this twat
Wish I wasn't such a beta in high school tb h
gf just sent me this
>>60412218
pictures like this genuinely make me wonder if the lower classes are genetically inferior
>>60412123
>>60412197
>>60412229
Jesus lads, this cunt already pointed me in the right direction >>60411997
Thank you for wanting to help though xxxx
Going to move to the coast and get a comfy job on a fishing trawler
>>60412245
Why does she have a union jack when she's aussie
>>60412245
Night laddo
>>60412218
She looks like a mad scientist with the hair.
>>60412218
would
>>60412218
>>60412136
I actually prefer to avoid the city center, tired of all them ruskies already. I agree that most of the surrouding parts suck, but there are some really nice places as well, with awesome views over the old town too.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
Err lads....
>>60412301
if you could go back and coach your 14 year old self into becoming more alpha by the time youre in your last year of school what would you get him doing
>>60412321
She's not you mong
>>60412259
International tournaments are so comfy, especially during the group stages where there are matches on all the time. :*(
>Albania vs Romania? Ah yes, wonderful, definitely worth my time
Still worried about the whole commie girls thing lads. Surely the police would have just laughed at them and took no action right?
I wasn't involved in any of the threats or address posting but I know that if they did report it, they would have mentioned me by name.
Am I fucked?
>>60412359
woo
yoohoo
>>60412366
I've seen youtube videos, she is
Today I have eaten:
>porridge with honey + a slice of buttered white bread toast + an instant coffee with semi-skimmed milk
>several glasses of diet pepsi
>a tin of lentil soup (lunch)
>a "Double Decker Duo" chocolate bar
>three fig rolls
>a tesco ham and pineapple pizza
Unarguably a terrible diet. And yet I'm not fat because, despite eating shit, I apparently don't eat a lot. How do people even get fat? Literally everyone at my work is a fat fuck. These people must be stuffing their faces with doughnuts every second that I'm not facing them, I swear.
the gf in matalan
>>60412359
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464927689057.webm
you meant to post this
>>60412149
the eye-candy on show, working in the high street, really does soften blow of the reality of the job
bit shit a banter myself, still poked one of the hot birds who worked there.
Had a few mingers trying it, but Im not desperate enough
>>60412257
I have a degree in civil engineering.
>>60412379
What's this about lad?
This one time I smoked weed and had a good long snog with a so-called "lesbian".
That was the only fun, eventful night in my life and it was over 3 years ago now.
How do I get interested in football, boys?
>>60412393
No she isn't
>>60412403
This girl has a lovely face.
>>60412245
>>60412321
>"""""Union Jack"""""
>No St Patrick or St Andrew's fleg
>Still got the blue of St Andrew
Confusing desu
>>60412404
me on the left
Vittu teillä ei oo kyl mitään käsitystä mitä meitsi puhuu :D
>>60412370
>comfy midday midweek literally who vs literally who game threads on /sp/
oh mate I love tournies
>>60411953
>>60411807
>>60411976
Happy Ramadan Sweden!
>>60412403
wonderful picture, she ain't foolin' me
>>60412359
Christ lad. Not gonna help my Yellow fever now that you've posted that
>>60412425
fifa
>>60412418
>snog
>>60412110
I took a girl to a dance when I was 17 and she wanted to kiss me but I ignored her advances and got blackout drunk with this Chinese kid and passed out in a barn
she was extremely cute too
that was probably high point of my life
>>60412403
would give her a proper buggering
>>60412431
Then why does she have an aussie accent
>>60412467
I do enjoy playing fifa to be honest with you but the last fifa game I owned was fifa road to world cup '98
cracking game though
hoot
>>60412425
Madden :^)
>>60412365
Would beat the fuck out of him and after that I'd tell him nothing matters and to just have fun
>>60412495
She doesn't, she's got a proper cockney accent
Compare her account to that of the TF2 Sniper, and then kill yourself
>>60412451
oho
>>60412473
>Gooch
where can I find a girl that's interested in british politics that isn't a green voter?
does the conservative party do coach trips to clubs?
>>60412485
still don't get why countdown has so many perf birds
>>60412425
Take up smoking, and then try to quit. Then allow yourself a nicotine patch during football games.
Eventually your brain will begin to associate football with feeling good.
fasting tomorrow ffs
posting from the night shift lads
>>60412418
had a three-way kiss with a random lesbo couple once, purely for saying the one looked like Ellen Page
>>60412218
oh fuck
>>60412414
They commie girls have apparently reported the 'stalking' by /brit/ to the police. They all know I am and have individually blocked me on twitter even though I haven't even interacted with their accounts, all because I got doxxed on here
>>60412548
I can put a skirt on for you :\\\
>>60412351
where is that lad? we've visited pretty much everything that we had to and we still have 2 days left to wander around
also what's up with all these niggers dressed as sailors in the centre?
>>60412455
Insh'allah, brother.
>implying it's any better in the UK or anywhere in Western Europe
>>60412535
>She doesn't, she's got a proper cockney accent
t. Muhammed Rasheed Abdul bin Rasheed al-Deafi
>>60411839
sello
>>60412579
wat do u do
should i have a vodka and orange juice night cap y/n
>>60412548
In your dreams
>>60412110
Spent a day in the country with a qt, had a picnic, went to a nice pub and had Sexual intercourse when we got back to her house
>>>/sp/68148284
We're all in here.
>>60412627
whisky's a better nightcap but all alcohol is good alcohol, amirite?
Sick of you cunts.
Anyone man enough to have a go?
>>60412518
Why do I like this so much?...
just ordered a tights gf from amazon, should be here by thursday
>>60412608
Sorry, I better word to use would be stereotypical
>>60412604
the UK has had a lot of resistance movements even if they do remain on the fringe
does Sweden have any of them?
>>60412653
who's playing
>>60412604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kladE7VtHb0
who /Ramadan/ here?
So I consider myself an anarcho-capitalist and atheist and I'm always amused when those around me haven't accepted the indisputable logic of both these positions.
>>60412627
yeah get smashed la
>>60412572
can't wait lad
>>60412674
Meet me at dublin port, 12pm
couldn't find this thread because i have swedeshits filtered
fuck you stupid somalian bastard
suck me
need to sleep but not tired
>>60412418
contact her again and offer to smoke her out then eat her out too
>>60412425
watch a lot of matches until you start to get an understanding for the way the sport is played and an understanding of the different styles different players and teams have. try to support a team too. could be a local team, your grandparents team, bandwaggon a team you think plays good, whatever works.
early on as you start to gain an interest i really would recommend getting a cheap ball for like $10 and fucking around with it. or playing fifa like others suggested. its a really fun sport to play and the more you understand how shit you are the more you can appreciate just how good the good players are. also, the better you get as a player yourself the more you appreciate whats happening on the field. its a feedback loop.
the love of this sport is kind of a slow burner but once you get into it you love it. you're lucky you live in a country where nearly every guy you meet will be willing to speak incessantly about it.
Bosh. That's you, hitting the floor. Lights out little boy.
Mates are trying to get me to go to Amsterdam with them for a few days to smoke weed and shag prostitutes but I'm lightweight as fuck when smoking weed and they can smoke it like they smoke cigs.
I wanna go but don't want to look like a fanny and end up throwing a whitey.
Imagine having a female friend, as in a friend who was a girl but not your girlfriend
Mental
>>60412617
does peru still use our ancient destroyer in the navy?
>>60412711
wouldn't trust a muslim countdown tbf lad
>I'M CRASHING THIS GENERAL, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>60412724
As-salamu alaykum
why everywhere everybody is talking about ramdadan? who cares?
>this is considered a cheap drink for tramps
>>60412674
Meet me outside the ASDA in Long Eaton at midnight. I'll do you in mate.
>>60412425
Start off with memes.
>>60412746
don't inhale
>>60412746
then dont smoke a lot you cretinous runt
>>60412701
>>60412762
are lad.
>>60412715
Come on then fucking potato famine.
I'll give you the left right and it will be goodnight for you, mate.
>>60412751
I have a few of these.
Girls are okay to chat shit to
>>60412779
because this general is full of pakis
>>60412784
>Not just a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jacks
ramadan is it? suppose i'll be having bacon for breakfast
>>60412779
oho
>>60412110
First time I went clubbing I got off with 2 girls in very quick succession, apparently one was absolutely stunning.
>>60412746
going to amsterdam is a good way to show how much of a pleb you are
>>60412729
Never thought I'd get so much help with the footie from a yank, cheers lad you're a good one
>>60412548
find a girl that doesn't already have a strong political leaning that the men in her family have placed on her and slowly let her know you're into politics then brainwash her with your political views.
girls just copy the political views of the men that are important in their lives, happens every tiem
>>60412784
Well obviously not if you pay Tesco prices. You get it from Abdul's corner shop for a quid a can because he got it knock off
muslims are mentally deranged. you have to be to subscribe to that insane nonsense.
>>60412813
Heh, pathetic worm, took my bait without a second thought
Your details have been passed on to the Beta Uprising HQ
>>60412784
It's not about being cheap, it's about being strong.
9% is strong for lager
>>60412755
>>60412598
Kavčí hory, it's the park behind the state television building, in Pankrác district. I always liked to take walks there, then going down to the riverside.
I dunno myself with the nignogs though. They're a mystery. I don't even know how they got to the country, but there's more and more of them all of a sudden. And all of them seem to only speak English.
>>60412701
As an unironic Muslim, I find this hilarious.
What is he doing the absolute mug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeXGnSpjgNM
> you cretinous runt
Need to prepare incase the police come for me because of the commie girls. Haven't even got any illegal things on my laptop really, just weird stuff, although I'm still worried about police coming to search it.
Thinking of just taking my laptop to a secluded place and smashing it up to fuck. Will that work?
Give me ONE reason not to kill myself immediately.
>>60412751
Probably get on with girls better than lads overall, I have a few female friends.
>>60412834
this reminds me of how girls change the football team they """support""" depending on the bloke that's currently stuffing them
god they're disgraceful
>>60412877
Pandering for votes I'd imagine.
Which makes much less sense considering that he said he isn't going to lead the Tories into the next election
>>60412838
get pissed when I hear 1st worst misogynists want to be conquered my those barbarians because they never had a girlfriend
Gonna have to go to sleep lads
G'night
>>60412784
Fuck that.
>>60412746
weed is rank
Also good lad, there is a good selection of ladies in Amsterdam
forgot to watch the ISS fucks sake
>>60412916
think of your family
I'm a walking fanny magnet.
>>60412784
Is special brew nice or just strong? ive always avoided it because its associated with Tramps etc
*immolates you*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>As an """"""""""""""unironic""""""""""""" """""""""Muslim"""""""""
Do you Muslims have a good old feast just before the start of Ramadan so don't get as hungry when it starts?
I mean it sounds like a plan to me.
>>60412818
sick :D
>>60412911
I didn't stalk them but shitposted on the curiouscat about poo. They'll probably still arrest me because poo is brown and so are black people and that's racist haha.
the gf
>>60412856
yes, but that's why it's not cheap any more.
anything above 7.5% abv is taxed at a higher rate.
>>60412964
jokes on you I'm made of asbestos
>>60412701
>twin evils of Assad and Daesh
>Assad
what a mong big dave is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTd6eEQbUZE
*dies*
>>60412870
yeah pretty much
>see a nig with a white woman
>they start speaking with yank accents
might give this park a try desu, any other advice?
>>60412960
It's disgusting mate.
>>60412955
What about them?
*sets up rope*
>>60412952
Here you go lad.
>>60413027
so-called Assad
new Dan Carlin - Common Sense up lads
>>60413039
stop posting this
>>60412969
If you can be bothered to wake up, then yes.
I don't even think I'll bother to do Ramadan at all this year. I'm not even Muslim but I always did it in the past to help Muslims in this country feel more welcome when I learned about their religion. Last year was too hard and it's really how again this year.
you ain't no muslim bruv
Do your pakis fast or are they plastic western muzzies
>>60412695
They have, even though much less than the hundreds of self-proclaimed "resistance movements" which are extreme leftists instead.
And then there's of course SD which is probably the strongest of all Western European anti-immigration parties in terms of popularity.
Wanna slap this old twat
https://www.youtube.com/user/henders007
>>60411807
STAND UP AND SING /BRIT/!
>>60413043
>Just remembered that it was warm today
>Kept on saying that I'd go out
Looks like I just missed the whole sunny day then, haha
>i am not going to consume food when the giant gas ball 93 million miles away is visible because of something written in a book 1400 years ago
just ate a raw chicken breast
fallen in love with the escort from last night ffs
>>60413059
they'll be devastate
>>60413071
why? was that your door and you're upset?
>>60412746
you'll be fine
Post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVlUsLvPj6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqiMX6i664o
>>60413063
>Dan Carlin
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT!
>>60413082
I'm doing Ramadan with the Muslims next door again this year
>>60413063
don't understand that meme
>>60413124
you've been posting this all day
hibike S2 announced
>>60413153
le really makes you think comedian
Haven't been on /brit/ in a while, what's new.
Have a paki mate who just eats and drinks in the day on Ramadan every year and keeps it secret from his parents. They can be alright as long as they don't take the Islam thing too seriously
>tfw a virgin
>Normies never suspect that I'm a virgin
I'm pretty certain that this is a good development but the sort of conversations it leads on to are even more >tfwnogf
I hate the French
haha I'm sure pouring myself a triple instead of a single shot was just a slip of the hand and not my subconscious trying to tell me something haha
>>60413121
go on
This weed is strong as fuck. Looked a bit shit but it has got me on my arse.
>>60413150
please tell me you're joking
>>60413191
>>60413063
>tfw no one here wants to have a 3 hour long conversation about teotihuacan
id love to meet someone who knew enough about the subject where they could talk about teotihuacan for 3 hours
>>60413094
Mean.
fuck sake
>there are actually females on /brit/
Hi there ladies ;^)
Wish I was 2D t b h
>>60413208
>>Normies never suspect that I'm a virgin
I can usually tell
wouldnt mention it though
>>60413224
Clean out your bong fucking hell man
>>60413216
too much thigh
>>60413039
prefer this one lad https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dz2EQt2YjIU
don't reply to him
>>60413191
sweden fix new threads
