National Day of Sweden part 2 edition
cara
Stopped smoking cigs boys
först for sweden
crayon pop
>>60413543
yeah I said that on auto, probably closer to 7 years now
eeek
kpop
teste
rate me lads
BORK BORK
britains strength is in its internationality
>>60413636
i would suck a shit out of your arse
britain is fundamentally a mercantile and maritime nation
>>60413551
mate, I look horrendous on diz
Someone said my eyes looked like an abyss as well, even when I'm not that pinged people come up and ask if I'm okay
>>60413636
look like a greasy bastard
>>60413575
you're really shilling this Sweden place
>25c forecasted tomorrow
>>60413746
Doesn't affect me mate, I cleaned the inside of my desk fan out today, I'm feeling about 5 degrees and it's only on the first setting
if i have to spend years of young my life in total social isolation everyone else should have to as well
>>60413674
really worried about this happening to me, not even joking around this time
good eve fellows
16 year old has been texting me saying she wants me to shag her and she wants to wank me off and all that.
should I? I'm 23
BBC
>>60413803
don't see why not you great nonce
http://myanimelist.net/featured/1138
>>60413803
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>>60413700
I remember one time I was in Digital in Brighton absolutely cunted on meow (that dates me) and someone just looked at me, tutted, and walked away.
I must have looked amazing. I fucking felt amazing!
Same when it comes to my eyes. As soon as I do drugs my iris's disappear. Whenever I went into a smoking area everyone would mention it.
Fucking nerve-racking if I ever had to go near a policeman.
>>60413803
if you can get away with it why not, ey?
>>60413721
Was last thread for me, tonight. I will let you have your thread alone.
If you like you can listen to our beautiful national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J8wHuV_CH0
>>60413803
yes
I no longer believe in ethnic egalitarianism
>>60413803
if she's fit enough, she's old enough
dont gain a reputation for a butterz
dave the elephant
>teens on the bus start talking about their weekend
>>60413803
YOU MAY NOT POST ANYTHING THAT VIOLATES US LAW
![e1f1fa5dfd9816ec28b748adc7462a9b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uLSyJsV.jpg "e1f1fa5dfd9816ec28b748adc7462a9b[1].jpg")
The great debate
>>60413803
Check their ID and go for it. Is it no strings attached, or could it haunt you in some way?
>>60413746
>25c forecasted tomorrow
FUCK OFF SUMMER REEEEEEE
>>60413803
If you've got it in you lad do it
Happy ramadan to all muslims all over the world
>>60413889
thought only gays are into either
seriously why?
>>60413870
Steal their story and use it as your own if you're ever asked.
>>60413600
this 2bh
>>60413803
ok questions
is she hot?
is she fat?
>>60413803
She looks like a young blonde Sophie Turner
fit as fuck
>>60413844
yeah, there was a fair few plod where I was yesterday but they weren't fussed about high people desu, they were only there for dealers/weapons I think
People were walking around with zoots going and sniffing keys, the police there would have definitely seen some shit
>>60413949
nah i'm not buying it
>>60413947
literally this
there's stages to a /brit/ day or even the /brit/ week but I haven't tracked exactly when all these stages occur
there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.
>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily
>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though
>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour
>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots
>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up
>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
>>60413896
might dry the curtains, put a fan on, wear sunglasses, turn up my fan, put a thunderstorm background noise playlist on, read my book and pretend it's winter 2bh
Fuck's sake I can't go another summer without a gf
It's been 20 in a row now
>>60413949
Bet she doesn't at all. People always make claims like that.
>'Oh yeah bruv, she looks kinda like a cross between Eva Mendez and Jessica Alba'
Then you see them and they're completely average.
doing a poo then ordering pizza hut
>>60414021
>hut
stopped reading right there
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36451693
lel
>>60414002
Autism the post
>>60414021
why not do it the other way round and save time?
>>60413947
>>60413994
this unironically
>Labour are actually about to fall for the basic income meme
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/john-mcdonnell-considers-radical-scheme-8119027
>>60414002
fedora time is usually when poleaboo is on
don't you even think about leaving the EU you little CUNT
Wahey farage is on Andrew neil on the 10th
>all these people saying yes to having sex with a 16 year old
good job you bunch of fucking nonces
moving to switzerland if the basic income thing passes lads
>>60414002
looking forward to Ramadan?
NEED a hamburger lads
>>60414002
/brit/ is great from like 5am to about 8 or 9am desu, can actually have a discussion there
Why is Hannan so incredibly based?
Wish I had his confidence and intelligence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQniaxpWG0
>>60413677
Golly gosh, the nips
>>60413803
No you daft cunt
[spoiler]Yes[/spoiler]
>>60414114
>implying you wouldn't if you had the chance
it's legal you boring sop
really not in the mood for ramadan but my din requires it
>>60414133
saw this live, the sexual tension was palpable
>>60414099
>Tfw David Cameron is going on question time on the 19th
Accidentally cum inside my GF the other night but I scooped as much as I could out with spoon. Do you think I'm safe??
>I come to /brit/ for discussion
>>60414164
probably lad
>>60414066
I have to drive 20 minutes to pick it up so I'll call right before I leave so it's ready when I get there
I could order from Papa John's which is right down the road and would deliver to my house but I'm in the mood for Pizza Hut
>>60414086
The Swiss literally just voted against UBI, and it was a landslide against.
The public aren't stupid. They're not going to bankrupt the nation for a few extra quid in their pocket.
The fuck are Labour doing? Why don't we have a viable second party any more?
REEEEEEEE
>>60414133
Yeah based as fuck
>>60414174
Ah I see
>>60414086
Such a mong idea. Support basic income is a 10/10 moron test
fuck off tory cunts
>>60414170
>I come to /brit/ to do ANYTHNG other than blog and shitpost
>please to see that hatposting has declined in /brit/
>that period of intense hatposting was hell
>literally couldn't make a mildly controversial post without getting a hat
>i come to /brit/
I hope Eurunion is desteoyd
>>60414201
Never said he was perfect. He also wants to get rid of the NHS, lol.
The guy has some wonky politics, but his confidence and the way he presents his arguments is amazing.
who /junglist/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8girPCgHE0
>>60414190
I genuinely think that anyone and their gran could have a wip round their village and come up with a more attractive centre-left party than labour.
Wish northern mongs and daft students actually considered their options
>>60414133
Hannan is a moron
>I come
7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.
11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.
6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
>I cum to /brit/
Thoughts on modern art?
interesting to see everybody shove of their lefty indoctrinated bs just months after leaving uni
>>60414190
The proposal is less than JSA
The proposal is essentially:
>Remove sanctions from JSA
>Shovel tens of billions in tax credits to middle and upper incomes
It could achieve the same benefit for the poor without costing billions by just not doing it as a basic income
>>60414133
BUT THIS GUY SAID LEAVING WOULD BE REALLY BAD!
CAN YOU NAME SOMEONE WHO SAID LEAVING WOULD BE GOOD?
actually can't watch this
>>60414294
a psy-op
>>60414294
Wish that I could just sneak up on him and SLAM my heel into the shrivelled contents of what he calls a scrotum
in selling my brexit vote lads
5 quid and you can have it
>interesting to see everybody shove of their lefty indoctrinated bs just months after leaving uni
need a conservative gf, small c or big C, preferably both
mom reminds me that im a manchild every time i go down stairs for snacky-doos
>>60414296
Yes m8, you're truly enlightened. The left wing stuff is just a stupid indoctrination, meanwhile right wing politics is completely valid.
Well done, you took the red pill!
look at this fucking dog
>>60414306
>It could achieve the same benefit for the poor without costing billions by just not doing it as a basic income
this is my main gripe and why i think anyone supporting the policy is a mong who can't read details. Every single positive of BI could be achieved at a tenth of the cost with a more direct policy
>>60414311
Did you get to the bit where she says Ireland instead of Iceland, then makes a snarky comment as if he misheard. She fucking says Ireland twice!
>>60413851
>>60413575
glorious
>Well done, you took the red pill!
wouldn't mind a gf with "the big C"
tfw can't afford to get drunk as much as I want cause it doesn't affect me as much as it used to
>it's a students and NEETs discuss politics episode
goodnight lads
I can't believe in Christianity but atheists are insufferably annoying greasy nerdy twits.
Where do I turn to lads??
Just told this girl I'm texting I "can't get my willy stiff" and her "inability to study was like my erectile dysfunction".
Sounded hilarious in my mind but now she's gone silent.
>>60414356
not necessarily right wing, just more common sense.
>Thoughts on modern art?
pls help me i have 0 (ZERO) friends
>>60414364
looks like a bro
would wrestle with
I had a gf who was a big c once
A big CUNT that is
>>60414389
*tucks you in*
>>60414396
Islam
>>60414396
Zoroastrianism
>>60414396
Islam
>i am, think or do anything
why do people act funny when I order tuna on my pizza? it's unironically my favourite topping
Islam will end up unironically saving the West from itself
>>60414444
good quads
>>60414396
Transcendentalism
>>60414414
what about me?
>>60414418
wahey!
>>60414396
Pantheism is bro science friendly
depressed and lonely
what's the point in living lads?
suffering
told my mum to fucking wear a hijab today
she said no the fucking cunt
>>60414444
Tuna on a pizza? Nah mang. Nah.
>>60414444
>>60414002
>Anime time
Did you call Onii-chan?
>>60414396
memeism
>>60414455
this desu
christianity was a mudshit religion
we just need to make islam our own
>>60414444
makes sense given how delicious melted cheese is with tuna
might become a druid or whatever and go noncing around at stonehenge during the equinox with a fucking daffodil tied round my cock
>>60414396
you'reself
Dubs and we brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-EC9YA2_s
>>60414471
Don't die man
overheard someone refer to tenderstem brocoli as "long stringy brocoli tips" today
savages
>>60414419
*drinks heavily to escape the constant narration of my failures in my head*
>>60414396
Islam
the jihad is in it's peak right now.
>>60414522
ids habbenin!
Need a job lads, something that pays £27,000 ideally. Any ideas?
>>60414477
what's her problem lad
lads just got a job in luton, never even heard of that city
is it any good
>>60414531
Didn't all these people disappear in 2006?
>>60414536
I'm already dying, we all are, from the moment we're born
>>60414560
centre-forward for Real Madrid
/brit/? more like /shit/ lmao
>>60414560
trade obviously
>>60414522
B R E X I T
R
E
X
I
T
>>60414569
Stacey Dooley
Reminder that a vote to Remain is a vote to say to the EU "the last country with any bollocks has decided they're fine with your plans for a federalised European superstate"
Think of our European brothers lads, vote Leave
>>60414396
Inshallah brother you come to religion of piece
>>60414586
>We all are, act accordingly.
One of my favourite lines from a film ever.
>>60414569
not hearing from a place is a good thing these days
it means immigrants haven't either
>>60414531
how did you find this vid of me?
i think i might become a teacher if i can make it as a technical writer
cant wait to make those normie children's english class a living hell
>>60414586
sure, but not now or tonight. Everything will be okay.
>>60414569
It's lovely, one of England's most beautiful towns
You know what I think?
*Stands up*
*Slams pint on stained bar*
It's those bloody immigrants and their bonuses!
thinking of running for state rep
>>60414531
Seems the only people into now are little screb end chavs.
Is TFI still going? That was massive around here at the time this stuff was popular.
>>60414515
literally voting leave to "see what happens"
it's like fucking jenga to me
>>60414636
yes, at this very moment, we are all dying
>>60414634
give them so much homework that it cripples their social lives
>>60414673
I love you all.
>>60414627
>Luton
>No immigrants
lmao
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luton
>29.8% Asian
Once knew a girl that didn't like pizza because "it's basically cheese on toast"
remember when ksi used to say "rather fast black man" and "sweaty goals get your tits out"
those were the days
>haven't been here all week
>hoped there would be new memes or drama
>still just referendum based shitposting
Only another month before it starts to die down, I guess.
>>60414628
hacked u to be honest
>>60414658
Hear hear!
>>60414687
birds also have the brains of birds
>>60414695
it's weird how I know exactly who this guy is despite never watching his videos
bit scary, I bet the government can plant all sorts of subliminal information in my head hahaha
>>60414695
hahaha yeah
also "sacre bleu"
in hindsight it was autistic as fuck but still better than whatever the fuck he does nowadays
>he has a crew cut and tattoos
>>60414730
you also know what a vagina is when you've never seen one innit
once knew a girl that didn't know where cheese came from
>>60414522
Brexit confirmed.
>it's weird how I know exactly who this guy is despite never watching his videos
>bit scary, I bet the government can plant all sorts of subliminal information in my head hahaha
Day 273: Sargon still hasn't been redpilled
Reminder that the janitor only gets his power over /brit/ because of an EU directive
Vote Leave for new threads every 100 posts
Lads, how do you actually move out and rent your own flat?
I've got a job, typical credit rating (I'd imagine. Never pissed around with loans etc), got my passport sorted out recently. I've tried looking into the process and it just seems pointlessly complicated with all the things you have to do and the order you have to do it.
I just wish I could give my money to some landlord then send a single letter to The Government™ saying "Hello, my name is XYZ and I used to live at place 1 but now I live at place 2. Please send me relevant bills".
>>60414787
Comes from the shop mate
Fucking idiot
>>60414794
Pretty certain that he's anti-Islam
>>60414777
that's mental
Wearing my Make America Great Again hat lads
Have to work a whole 5 hours tomorrow and it's my only day this week. Mom can no longer play the unemployed bum card.
unwittingly and undesirably a MGTOWer, lads
>>60414817
>credit rating
FOY
>>60414622
Once more it is up to Britain to save Europe from a maniacal dictatorship.
Once knew a girl who was made of cheese
>>60414627
I'm going to assume the irony of this post was unintentional but it's just too funny. Luton is literally the biggest paki stronghold in the whole country
once knew a girl who tasted like cheese
>>60414817
>Lads, how do you actually move out and rent your own flat?
Not a clue mate, still living with mummy and daddy but I'd like to know the answer
>>60414817
>"Hello, my name is XYZ
fucking lithuanians
>>60414595
Silly suggestion.
>>60414590
Sensible suggestion.
Why don't you start getting fit, /brit/?
Not only do clothes fit better as well as I look healthier, but I've become healthier mentally as well.
Eating right and exercising feels great.
Once knew a girl who tasted my dick cheese
>>60414684
oh no
Is there a more normie pizza topping than pepperoni?
>>60414899
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>>60414829
Good man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAsXU-8c-s
>>60414684
cuck city
is there anything muslims actually DO enjoy?
their whole religion/culture seems to revolve entirely around how much they hate everything
once knew a girl who smelled like cheese
Laid eyes on a girl from afar once
>>60414933
what the fuck is wrong with you
did you come to 4chan from ladbible or something?
>>60414963
>enjoying things
>>/reddit/
>>60414971
font
>>60414896
i am fit 2bh
do lots of walking and swimming
my willy has unironically touched a 13 year old girls bum
not a paedo since i was 13 at the time as well tho
>>60414923
>mfw normies order plain cheese pizza
>>60414896
Why is it people who've been lifting for about a month are so obsessed with telling everyone about it
I've been lifting for years but I don't feel the need to drone on
a girl brushed past me once and I felt her arm against mine for a brief moment
never washed that part of my arm since
>>60414896
>Why don't you start getting fit, /brit/?
I am. PRs dropping left and right at the minute, hoping to hit a 3xbodyweight yoke walk on Tuesday (690lbs)
>>60414845
>>60414882
>>60414968
don't let a Frenchman near her
>>60414963
We enjoy being appreciated members of British society
>>60415009
I know a normie who orders a burger at mcdonalds without the burger because he's a vegetarian
>>60414923
>>60415009
t. anchovies, mushrooms and pineapple freakish spackers
>>60414963
gang rapes apparently
>>60414817
>Go to rightmove.co.uk
>Find a fucking flat
>Ring the number
>Ask to see it
>Go see it
>Say you want it
>Try and haggle 25-50 off the price
>Hand the letting agent £180 for 'credit and identity checks' that cost them £20 outsourced
>Give letting agent 1-2 months rent deposit that gets given back to you when you leave.
>Sign the contracts
>Move in
Not fucking hard, lad. Not sure why you think the government needs to know where you live.
>>60414963
Diddling kiddies like Muhammad.
>>60415012
I'm not a smoker but I'm thinking about buying some stuff to make me more drunk when i drink
can you lads recommend anything that's got a nice taste and would be good for slow, infrequent smoking?
>>60414843
Pretty sure this is a standard term now.
And I did say flat tbf
unironically want to have sex with that new italian bird at work
>>60415053
good one garlic man
Sweden part 3 edition? Yes or No
>>60415090
Been there, done that
Unpopular opinion: King of the Hill > Simpsons > Futurama > Seth McFarlane shite > whatever obscure shite you watch that no one's ever heard of
>>60414963
noncery
praising allah
performing jihad
gang rape
white women
>>60415113
FONT
Would you ever pound a dickgirl in the her bum?
>>60415051
Anchovies and mushrooms are nice
>>60415067
What about council tax and shit like that? I'd imagine a lot of it is based on income and so can't be automatically factored in like utility bills etc
>>60415114
>No South Park
>No Rick and Morty
Come on..
>>60415076
The strongman looks uncannily like Jamie Reeves
I've seen this comic hundreds of times and only just noticed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDP--y8COo0
this is the first ksi video i watched lads
i can actually kind of find this funny and understand why i used to find it funny, whereas his new stuff i can't understand why anyone would find it funny
mental
>>60415114
>no anime
come on...
