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/korea/
korean pop
>>60413661
probably not.
they only come here when asked. like with sheik and ribena.
they know most of us here are just autistic gobshites
>>60413675
no different from south koreans. bunch of dance robots
>>60413675
this girl is not that hot
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyEXV5fZTrY
STOP SMOKING DOPE
GET A JOB
AND PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT NEXT TIME
What did they mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMyY3Gd3uvo
kpop
Had a guy earlier for an hour booking in his thirties think he was on his break from work or something was in overalls like a plumber and I had to get some newspaper so he could put his dusty boots down. Was tall,skinny and ginger with ginger stubble not really my type but he wasn't really ugly. Anyway pays. gets showered and we make some small talk he seems nervous and I figure it'll be fairly easy for a booking bit of foreplay
I pull off the towel to find the biggest dick I've ever seen it was just so unexpected. I just sort of was looking at it for a moment in shock and then started going for it and he asks me to ride him. Was pretty difficult even with lots of lube and then he flips me over and starts going at it. After we get done he starts asking for another condom and he's quickly back to being hard again he managed twice and the second time he wanted to finish on my body and it's like a never ending fountain.
I think this guy is in the wrong career he should have gone into porn. After I'm just worn out and sore knowing I have two more bookings later on I honestly prefer them small for this reason just so much easier if I have lots of bookings in a day. He's raving after about how I'm the best he's had and gives me an extra 20 from his pocket saying he'll book me again and leaves with a big grin on his face. I'm not sure I can take that again but he was a nice lad
>>60413821
Me on the right
>>60413335
just checked and it's a bit far away desu especially considering we've been walking 6+ hours a day already
You know lads if we can accumulate enough new-thread posts we can just fill out the whole thread at once
>Decided that I'm not going to drink anymore
>>60413926
mr muscle made it big
do koreans do martial arts like japs and chinks do?
>>60414161
tae kwon do innit lad
Nigger?
Who else just saw the MAGA hat at soccer aid?
Took me fucking ages to realise there was another thread
lads
>>60415410
I was one of those people, lost my virginity at age 14 but I'm still posting here right now with you
>that failed normie feel
Can't believe I missed soccer aid.
I have had sex with 3 (three) women and I unironically enjoyed the cuddling before and after the act more than the act itself
I'll FONT myself, don't worry
>>60415528
Me too 2bh
>>60415528
Haha, you absolute muppet.
We're all in this thread now
>>60415535
this was in like 2008
rambunctious little scamp, aren't you?
>>60415571
NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
>>60415571
I'd say it's better to experience it than to not, but I guess there's some sort of bliss of the ignorant that I have in being a failed human
me when someone makes fun of canadians on /int/
>>60415581
i'm a virgin so i can't comment on the sex bit but can confirm cuddling is fucking great
Do people actually think the Inbetweeners is quality comedy?
>>60414817
Just rent a room somewhere
no need to be frivolous and rent an entire flat to yourself
Just realised I will NEVER be an world-class judoka lads
stressed out
>This angry yank with a British flag who thinks secondary school is called high school
>you will die without anybody loving you or remembering you since your parents are dead and your siblings are estranged
>Someone outside ringing the door
>00:14
>Have rang 4 times so far
HAHA NOPE
>>60415607
your greatest national hero was a kid who ran until he died of cancer
WHICH ONE OF YOUS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?
so, any meetup this year?
>>60415689
your greatest hero is colonel sanders
>>60415618
it is kind of funny
t. surreyfag who can relate
>>60415592
heh maybe
*wiggles bottom*
>>60415687
Selfish cunt.
>>60415231
>throwing money away
I literally cannot afford a mortgage. I can't guarantee I would easily find another job if I lose this one.
This house is putting me on the verge of a mental breakdown. Full of legit nutters.
>>60415233
So I do everything with the landlord then just get in touch with the council and from their it's just my own personal bills? Maybe I was over thinking this.
>>60415251
I looked online a while ago and whilst I got the CT stuff it wasn't clear what else there might have been. Maybe I'm just a moron. Fuck knows at this point.
>>60415620
Couldn't cope living with strangers.
>>60415663
I'm from Sheffield and have never heard anyone here call it high school but have heard lads from Leeds call it high school.
>>60415707
top bantz from the canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>60415701
supposed to be meeting up with a /brit/ lad soon
>>60415624
No, a northerner. No one up here calls it a fucking high school, you Yankified pederast
it's funny how no one ever questions the legitimacy of paper ballot counts, the cornerstone of modern democracy
we just assume they've all been counted correctly and there's no systemic corruption at work
>>60415725
>Not wanting to get knifed is being "selfish"
>>60415742
wasn't even that good you easily amused twat
>>60415753
would be quite fun to fly over and join you on a meetup
>>60415740
Leeds confirmed for Yanks
I'm a walking bitch magnet.
>>60415761
There are high schools here though
http://www.nottinghamhigh.co.uk/
here's one you fucking idiot
>>60415663
I went to a high school, whats wrong with calling it that?
>>60415761
Listen here mate I'm from Greater Manchester and we call or high school or secondary school interchangeably, I bet you've never been outside unless you're a fat fuck american hiding behind a British flag
look at this fucking dog
>>60415607
Me when someone makes fun of the lost British empire on /int/
>>60415810
I love dogs!
>>60415753
where
>>60415790
>Be burglar who is willing to knife someone to nick shit
>"Better ring the doorbell first"
Though maybe you're right as I'm a sheltered little autist, haha
>>60415793
lmfao that's HILARIOUS
>>60415787
There are independent observers desu
>>60415787
Even if it is rigged, what the fuck are you going to do about it?
>>60415825
where are you?
>>60415841
ah yes the so-called "independent" observers
>>60415814
>this guy has had a gf and I have not
What will you vote for on the brexit referendum?
>>60415805
Nothing wrong with it if you went to school in America
>>60415803
Kek I LITERALLY went to the boys high school in Nottingham that's just it's name but you'd still say you went to secondary school instead of whatever specific as school name you went to
>>60415843
n-nothing mr. cameron
sorry
>>60415873
Out
I'm reading manga, I have no job and I'm going out with a Korean girl. I'm becoming everything I despised.
>>60415787
>>60415849
leavers getting in the excuses early
>need a credit card (NOT debit) to turn off the adult content filter on three mobile
>only other option is to go into a store with ID
what a fucking joke this country is
>>60415828
>Ring doorbell to lure occupier of house to door where they will be unarmed
>Knife them
>Steal everything
Perfect crime lad
>>60415849
All the candidates and people they've invited to the count can observe as well m8
>>60415860
what the fuck did u just say about me u little bitch???
NO IM FUCKING MAD!
>>60415726
>I literally cannot afford a mortgage
If you can afford to rent then yes you definitely can if if you can live frugally and save up for a while
>>60415787
>Room full of people from every party
>Can call a recount if you think somethings dodgy
>>60415894
get caged
>>60415873
Leave
>>60415899
>Hello, yes, I'd like to be able to wank on the go please
>>60413572
My brother was on Jezza once.
Rate your parents.
>Mother: 2/10
Always either angry or depressed. No control over my brother who's gone rogue. Very jealous in general. Scared away my father. Unintelligent. Shy among others which I have inherited. Womanlet and fat. Just a cunt.
>Father: 8/10
Red-pilled, intelligent, works hard, has a good heart, has a lot of patience. Bit too much of a womaniser though.
does anyone here actually pay tv license or know anyone who actually pays one?
literally don't know a single person who pays it
>>60415905
Got 7 grand in the bank.
Can I afford to take out a mortgage on flat to live in for the duration of uni and sell afterward?
I know you're reading this.
Any meetup this summer?
>>60415876
Maybe you should go back to high school you fucking retard.
>>60415701
I went to Austria for a meetup
always do incredible farts after eating chips think its the mayo
>>60415807
Why would an American hide behind a British flag and rip you apart for calling secondary schools 'high schools', you fucking illogical faggot?
0161
>>60415905
So if I can rent shit hole I can afford a mortgage somewhere I'd actually like to live for a long period of time?
Honestly mate the hassle isn't worth it for me. I like to be flexible, don't want to be tied down.
>>60415976
I never went to high school I went to secondary school at the high school haha cry more x
>>60415876
I know a lot of lads that went there, used to play rugby with a few of them
>>60415978
From /int/?
>>60415899
Really? On Three and never seen anything blocked
hello
Slowly recovering from the wedding reception on Saturday lads.
wew
>>60415927
do they oversee the opening of every single one of the 60 million ballots?
also what's stopping them from just replacing legit urns with fake ones
>>60416009
Not even crying, just laughing and pitying.
>>60416037
NAR THEN
>>60416019
Yeah he posts on /brit/, /trans/
>>60415982
catastrophic post
hi
>>60416012
Me in the 3rd team
>>60415803
Unless you've a sad cunt who has allowed Yank culture to infiltrate every fabric of your being, you don't use high school here, you fucking southern fairy.
LADS
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/739570764354052096
>watching a film
>it comes to the bit that spawned a well known reaction image on 4chan
>>60416063
catastrophic for my bowels LOL
>>60416064
hey
homestly general /brit/ banter alone has given me more laughs than any comedy tv show / movie in the past 2 years
Here's to the lads
>>60415950
>Mother: 9/10
Does her best. Bit prone to aggression although she's mellowed out a lot since we moved. She's also dealing with arthritis in her spine.
>Father: N/A
Don't know him well enough to rate. He has no interest in being part of my life though.
>>60416057
How's about that then
>>60416083
>posting shit-tier leaf banter as an example
you lost me
Isn't it weird how /brit/ is the fastest general on /int/ yet all the other generals have successful meetups apart from us?
I know the Newcastle and Manchester meetups were failures but we we should have one in the midlands? Not Birmingham of course but maybe Coventry/Derby/Nottingham? What do you reckon boys?
>this time it will be different
>>60415950
>liveswithmum/10
>>60416127
it's a meme you dip
>>60416005
mentioned
>>60416129
I went all the way to Austria to meet with a brit poster and I didn't die.
>>60416075
There's a new poll out every other day
>text boss and tell him I need a few days holiday
>he asks how long
>I say ''as long as I want'' with a winky face
>he texts back and says not to bother coming in again before I get chance to tell him I'm joking
Bollocks. Should I ring him??
>>60416168
Turn up tomorrow morning and pretend it never happened
okay this 'ad-geared data collection' shits getting out of hand
posted in the last thread about getting a pizza sent to my place, and some anon replied with something involving a PRANK he did once
literally 2 minutes later I opened a youtube video and half the related videos are PRANKS
I've never even watched a 'prank' youtube video so its not a fucking coincidence
>>60416076
O F F I C E S P A C E
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>>60416168
this didn't happen did it
>>60416168
hahahahahahaha
>>60416005
now they know me in copenhagen
>>60415899
It's tragic. I fucking hate this place now. I feel a shamed and embarrassed of being an Englishman.
It's the _____, the _______!
Fill in the gaps
>>60416208
Impossible, 4chan doesn't use adsense
>>60416168
>ever thinking you can treat a supervisor or manager as your friend
you fucked up
>It's tragic. I fucking hate this place now. I feel a shamed and embarrassed of being an Englishman.
>>60415950
>Mother: 8/10
Hard working and would do anything for me. Too nice to me, sometimes overbearing. Relatively unintelligent and unrefined. Refuses to punish my sister for her cunt behavior and even blames me for it.
>Father: 2/10
Lazy ex-alcoholic. Hasn't had a job for a few years. Lives in a commieblock. Believes in tinfoil hat conspiracy. Borderline /pol/ tier stormfag but also a hippy cunt paradoxically. Left when I was four, happy to let my mum do all the hard graft. All around shitty father and bad example. Redeeming characteristics: he's humble and generally affable.
>>60416209
last saw this a while ago
I was really dizzed and we were smoking a fuckload of lemon haze after going to a club
can't remember anything of the film tbqh
>>60416248
captcha
unreasonably and inexplicably attracted to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bMnKUdpO_s
>>60415967
Not worth taking out a mortgage for uni to be fair
>>60416006
Well it's up to you, I'm just offering my opinion. But for me renting is throwing your money away. As long as your parents are willing to let you live there for a couple more years then I think a mortgage is definitely the better option
>>60416168
Screenshot the convo or I'm calling shenanigans
>>60415950
feel like i'm the only person about who doesn't really like my parents
i mean big up my parents they raised me and i'm a decent lad in my opinion and they're not abusive but i dunno if they weren't my parents i wouldn't be mates with them or anything
like people have really friendly relationships with their parents and have banter and shit and i can't really be bothered with all that
my mum's really pessimistic and moans more than karl pilkington and my dad's more awkward than me and i swear his brain is deteriorating. lad calls bowls plates and doesn't seem to understand the difference between them anymore because he always does it and called breakfast dinner the other day
They're getting closer
>>60416248
i started getting borderline neonazi groups recommendations on normiebook after stepping up my posting on 4chan
What time you planning on going to bed, lads.
>>60415950
>mother 8/10
works hard and all that.
>father dead/10
dead
wednesday i noticed a guy working at a bookstore who had arms covered in self harm scars and burns and had really long hair and a misfits tshirt on - walked up and offered him my number. we hung out that night and i straight up asked him about them and told him about mine. the next night we met at his place and watched a couple of my fav movies -
today he sat on my floor between my legs and licked blood off my thighs while i cut myself with single edges. he finger painted hearts on my legs. and the blood in his mouth ended up all over me - my mouth, chest, thighs, between. all while listening to my fav songs. i tooks tons of pics of us and him ... i literally couldnt be happier today
>>60416031
you on contract or PAYG?
as if i'm going into a shop with my passport so some jobsworth cunt can allow me to watch porn on my own fucking phone, mental
happening in romania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ_spusOW0c
>>60416164
Everyone said that the last one was a co-incidence that it happened when the immigration statistics came out because it was a bank holiday. This is proof that there could be a shift
>>60416278
Iframes can't read from the parent frame
Is big Andy Neil one of the elites?
>>60416246
Aussie
Bad poster
>>60416326
dunno, doesn't really matter but I like to go before 3 just for decency's sake
>>60416326
Already in
>>60416379
*Joins you*
>>60416075
Doesn't matter. 90% of the Don't Knows always vote for the safe option.
The result will almost certainly be
Out 40/45 - 55/60 In
Planning to put a few hundred on remain though I am voting out
>>60416332
Can you imagine how exhilarating it would be to have this pop up on the TV,
love it when people type out more than 2 sentences as if I'm gonna read it lol
>>60416326
1ish
got to get up for the therapist tomorrow
Is high school a new thing?
I'm a bit of an old faggot, in my day it was just secondary school.
You had nursery, then reception/infant school, then primary, then secondary, sixth form college, then uni
>>60416332
>Jimmie Rustle
hmmmmmmmmm
>>60416345
Andrew Neil is a cunt.
>>60416168
cute newish girl rang in sick and got sacked immediately :-(
>>60416406
those niggers that type out blog posts and shit
aint no one reading that niggah
aayyyyyy yooooooo
*chomps on a watermelon*
>>60416345
he's bollock deep in the establishment but I love him like a father
>>60416296
>feel like i'm the only person about who doesn't really like my parents
>i mean big up my parents they raised me and i'm a decent lad in my opinion and they're not abusive but i dunno if they weren't my parents i wouldn't be mates with them or anything
>like people have really friendly relationships with their parents and have banter and shit and i can't really be bothered with all that
This
Plus my mum has a habit of getting drunk and talking bollocks
>>60416407
What's wrong la? x
>>60416331
Contract 2bh
What did he mean by this????
>>60416452
>I love him like a father
why
Are you ready for the civil war, /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cICJT4Zzl0
>>60416427
Nothing wrong with him whatsoever.
GOAT presenter.
>>60416437
Lithuanian girl rang in sick on her SECOND day, then rang in sick for an entire week to go on a jaunt to London. Fuck all happened to her because its the public sector.
>>60416452
This.
>tfw andrew isn't yer da
Inflicting second hand smoke on people should be a criminal offence. Just because you choose to smell like shit and turn your insides black doesn't mean I want to.
>>60416421
Not sure but as I said people call it either here and we know what they're on about, but I guess calling it high school is more casual than calling it secondary, not sure why it offends people though
>>60416490
snivelling pestilent cunt
>>60416490
He means Muhammad Ali hated white people.
He's not wrong.
>>60416463
depression, been going for just over a year now
>>60416490
i think it means "let me try to ride on the recent death of a celebrity because im irrelevant and maybe people will talk about me"
>>60416500
years and years of watching Daily Politics and This Week
PIRATES
>>60415950
>mother 9/10
Don't treat her as good I should but definitely genuinely cares about me and wants to me do well. Will admit that it's mostly myself being a dickhead and not accepting her help. I do find her annoying and she does my head in but deep down I know it's because she has my best interests at heart
>father 3/10
50 year old autist, maybe should be rated higher as he's always worked hard and always made sure there's food on the table and a comfortable life for me and my brothers but never really had much of a good relationship with him and although we live together, don't speak too much. Potentially more autistic than me.
>>60416536
I don't think Ali white people as individuals just hated the way he was treated
>>60416566
fuck off you disgusting cretin
>snivelling pestilent cunt
desperate for someone to cuddle and do cute things with desu
>>60416490
Cunt he might be but he isn't wrong
He shouldn't have tweeted this but its not as is the twittersphere would sympathise with trump were he to die tomorrow
>>60416561
and he's right.
people(idiots) fall for it every time
>>60416521
Used to work with a cute Lithuanian girl a few years ago when I was awkward as fuck. She was always telling me how she's gonna phone in sick to go out and get smashed all the time. Had a feeling she was a slut.
Wish I could meet her again and shag that cute little tart.
Went swimming nude at the beach today, lads. Pranced about nude in the sun for about three hours. It was awesome.
mexican fucking spacker fight me
>>60416626
i'm still looking for someone to take advantage of my national trust membership with me
male or female, I don't mind, I just want a companion haha
>>60416536
Probs. Though desu his view on interracial marriage was applicable for whites as well as blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UchDhiOhEVQ
>>60416641
you are in no position to tell ME what to do, shitlips
>>60416521
>Nothing wrong with him whatsoever.
He's an establishment shill.
>>60416563
Two of the better shows simply because Andrew Neil can and will press people unlike 99% of journalists. He's still a cunt.
He's also massively pro-EU and a massive Atlanticist.
>>60416144
good post
https://youtu.be/48laJC8wYl4 Me now that it's Ramadan lads
>>60416658
AARGHHHHHHHH SPACKER ARRRRRRGH
>>60416670
that's really sweet :)
>>60416653
Right sunshine, you're nicked
>>60416670
where abouts are you?
>>60416677
nice
didn't lift for 18 days
got them sweet sweet DOMS for the first time in ages, can't wait to walk up and down stairs tomorrow
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
>>60416701
ramadan memes are almost as incomprehensibly funny as hilo latino
>>60416326
Soon because the alarm is set for 7:20am
however I had a 2hr nap at 5pm so i'm not as tired as i should be
>>60416776
>Institute of Historical Science
ah yes
russia industrialized itself without being scumbag against others.....while the UK needed to act like pirate colonialists
>>60416783
post more then lid
>>60416783
I can't wait for the terrorist attacks, didn't ISIS say they'd do tons on Ramadan?
>>60416719
I don't want to bum
>>60416596
You could be right.
Like he grew up in an era when racism was accepted.
He defo said some harsh shit about white people though.
But honestly it was probably justified.
>>60416490
this isn't real is it
>>60416820
>russia
>without being scumbag against others
lmao
Listening to Godflesh lads.
>>60416509
Yes. I side with Cap.
>>60416701
Haha fucking hell
>>60416820
>Mexican communist
![99d1efad842e6230c7d4bb065ddffc10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hU7n6e1.jpg "99d1efad842e6230c7d4bb065ddffc10[1]")
>russia industrialized itself without being scumbag against others.....while the UK needed to act like pirate colonialists
>>60416826
so called daesh say a lot of things
>>60416845
if you compare it with the UK....they were pretty nice
What's for supper lads?
Just finished this delicious 'go style 'za.
>>60416832
not trying to bum you you queer, just wanted to take advantage of your membership
>>60416776
>WE WUZ A BULL
>>60416551
i've been severely depressed for about 8 years and i've always been too scared to get help. i just self medicate heavily. i'm 28 now and my substance abuse has really taken a toll on my health
People I hate:
>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test
>>60416826
The Olympics is going to be the big one.
That lad who wanted to smuggle etizolam onto his plane, did you do so in the end?
>>60416873
check the five years plan....even american companies helped
People I love:
>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test
Hello ladies
>>60416875
kek this is exactly like hilo latino where the humour doesn't come from the image itself but from the fact that you cant understand shit and its so bizarre and incomprehensible
Is that fuckwit who bought his gf a dog here?
>>60416956
nah decided to just stay in and have a cuppa and rethink my life
>>60416977
yeah that was me
>>60416884
That's weird, I just had this tasty 'go style 'za.
>>60416925
all me
@68
Fuck off gook
>>60417001
Imagine actually eating a toad in a hole
yorkshire bread bowl out of of the microwave
now time to do the tea
>>60417032
>meme center
>>60416776
WE WUZ PRESIDENTS N SHIIIEET
Moving to Stockport laddy boys
>Girl from Tinder says she might fuck me
>Randomly unmatches me in the the middle of our conversation
>>60417040
I hate you with every fibre of my being.
I was the first ever person to start the thread /brit/.
true story
>>60417040
exceptional post
>>60416977
Story?
>>60417083
>might
Lmao
>>60417083
>Tinder
>might
oh mate
Did something stupid earlier today lads
I decided I would pull a practical joke on my mate and ordered a pizza to his address on just eat
>>60417001
Looks p. fuckin tasty 2bhw/U
A moth just shat on my screen. Little bit miffed, lads.
>>60417083
>tinder
>might
lmao
>>60417040
We will take back what is ours.
>>60416919
sorry to hear that, hope you get help soon or find something that works for you
I tried self-medicating a few years ago but it didn't end well
>>60417150
hi haitian
>>60417098
>Story?
Some fuckwit bought his gf a dog for her birthday
went on /sci/ and was quite overwhelmed by the intelligence of discussion to be honest
>>60417119
>>60417150
I'm working on a MILF right now (pic related) but the other girl was hot and just 20 years old. I'm disappointed desu.
>kindling
>strength
AHAHAHAHA
>>60417175
Did she want a dog?
what's the poing of tinder??
>>60417098
some lad said he was getting his gf a puppy and asked where he should keep it for the night since he can't keep it in his house because its supposed to be a surprise for the gf, so he suggested keeping it in the shed with some blankets and food but then he was mocked on /brit/ and everyone called him a retard for thinking that was a good idea, they told him that puppies cry and whine when theyre left alone and stuff like that so now he doesnt know what to do
>>60417148
No, Americans seem to be allergic to any food that is British. It always causes you great suffering to the point you pray for death to merely look upon it.
@60417189
couldn't care less
Want to make a tinder but I have no pics of myself
Do you think a drawing of myself in paint will get me any pussi
So lads I have to girls who are after me one is 18 and the other is 27 (I'm 27 myself) and I like them both for different reasons but I feel as though I should commit to one and cut the other off
Which girl should I pick?
>>60417208
to fuck women
Want to suck the milk from a young womans tits desu
>>60417109
>>60417119
>>60417150
I don't get it.
What's so amusing about "Tinder" and "might". I've never used to Tinder.
>>60417233
Protip: don't put selfies of yourself on there, put ones other people have taken of you
>>60417236
and what if i just want to learn english in that site???
>>60417206
No idea. It was a surprise apparently.
>>60417208
it's difficult to start a fire if you only have larger sticks and logs so you have to build it up from a small flame that you make with tinder
try and psuedo (You) me faggots
>>60417259
They are replying like that out of jealousy.
>>60417208
getting your willy to ejaculate in fannies
>>60417234
To girls?
>>60417263
no, because the point is to talk to people who are near you, so you'll only get matched with other mexicans
>farage will never be your m8
Fuck this gay fucking earth
>>60417297
>ayme
what a fucking retarded way to spell amy
>>60417261
Why
>i'm horribly depressed because i've never put my willy in a wet hole
>>60417298
i don't understand, can you explain further?
>>60417298
>willy
>fannies
this pirate vocabulary is weird tbqh
>>60417315
damn
fuck everything lads i dont care anymore, time to drink myself to death
>>60417316
Farage is an establishment who doesn't give a shit about the people of this country.
Stop being such a naive cuck.
>>60416670
National Trust stinking deviant. English Heritage is what the cool kids join.
off to prance around stonehenge with flowers in my cockhole with the rest of my filthy hippy friends and pretend the last 1500 years of christianity didn't happen
eighty-seven
what are you going to do now you fuck
>>60417300
*two
I made a typo or rather missed a key-strike
>>60417215
Thanks la
Sounds like a real retard for thinking surprise puppies are a good idea in the first place
Your whole life revolves around the damn thing for like a year
The entire point of life is to cum in as many vaginas as you can
everything is just a distraction
>Take a selfie
>Notice my eyes are different shapes
Fuck this I have enough problems.
>>60417318
It's pronounced like "I'm"
>>60417259
literally nothing
the normies are trying to work you up
>>60417339
A bit rude? no? I believe if you have rude words you should keep them to yourself. thanks :)
>>60417333
Trips decides it -- enjoy your death x
>>60417223
I happily eat food that many americans think is gross so yeah.
My friend converted to Catholicism and married a Polish girl lads. I've attended his wedding this weekend.
Ask me anything.
>>60417339
Rasheed
>>60417326
I was depressed and thought having sex.gf would solve everything
Then I got both and literally nothing changed, still wanted to off myself
>>60417387
thanks, you're alright, don't be inside the united states of america tomorrow
hearts of iron tomorrow lads
will be exterminating the jews in a mere 12 hours
>>60417325
Because in the mind of a woman, a male taking pictures of themselves is insecure and unmanly
You've seriosu
i am already an african intelectual chaps
>>60417339
Rasheed.
>>60417396
Farage is the one who loves Rasheed. Doesn't stop going on about "Indian doctors" and muh commonwealth.
He wants more Rasheeds than anyone you naive moron.
>You've seriosu
Sat in bed on my phone and this moth keeps buzzing around
Fuck off you little shit
>>60417370
yeah i can't take selfies either they make my face look lopsided for whatever reason, like one eye is lower down than the other, my mouth slants atiny bit, etc
my face isn't actually lopsided
so i just don't take them ever
>>60417388
Americans are just awful.
>>60417441
bald orangey-headed manc twat
>>60417419
No it just means you're a lonely cuck with no social life
>>60417446
*buzz buzz*
dare you to say that again you fat cunt
absolute cretin, wind your neck in
*buzz buzz*
t. billy the moth
>>60417399
relationships are a meme once youre done with puberty
literally impossible to have strong romantic feelings after
>>60417456
My eyes are completely mismatched, it's weird.
Different colours and different shapes.
>>60417399
well fuck
do I roll another spliff or not?
It's time
>>60417419
Sounds more like the insecure ones are those putting pictures of themselves on the internet to convince everyone their lives are so full of fun and success
Hey everyone look at me lol
>women
>>60417456
you're used to seeing your reflection so it looks weird when you see your "true" image
>>60417494
lol
>>60417494
t. incel
>Sounds more like the insecure ones are those putting pictures of themselves on the internet to convince everyone their lives are so full of fun and success
>>60417436
What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper* You want naive?! I'll give you naive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid. B^)
>>60417494
relationships aren't meant to have strong feelings. true love isn't intensely emotional because you have already accepted each other for who they are. infatuations are what is intense.
>>60417510
t. Alberto M'z'Graznak VII from Uranus
Tories are bringing in the Snooper's Charter.
We're all fucked lads.
This country is finished.
>>60417533
I'll take that as a yes
>>60417535
you know, i've never noticed this until now
women NEVER tell stories about things they've done, it's always men
dumb pirate frog poster
>>60417564
Someone Batman this post. I don't have any saved on my phone
>>60417541
never been told my face is lopsided though, even asked people once because i kept hearing this
my face isn't lopsided at all, yet in selfies it looks unbelievably lopsided
>>60417549
im speaking from experience though
romantic feelings wasnt the right term. more what >>60417564 said
>347 posts
>no new thread
you want sweden edition?
wish brittany murphy wasn't dead
and was also my gf
>>60417568
Curse you, puny Earthling!
>relationships aren't meant to have strong feelings. true love isn't intensely emotional because you have already accepted each other for who they are. infatuations are what is intense.
>>60417608
haitiANUS
Is pretending to be retarded a fallacy?
>someone batman this post
>>60417602
exactly, it's a purely perceived thing
>Watching Mexico v Uruguay
>Anthems play
>Chilean anthem is played instead of Uruguay's
Fucking Americans, I swear
>>60417708
le 155 ajjaskskj
>>60416873
>killing 30million people
>Forcing people to move and take jobs they don't want
>Not being scumbag
>>60417612
Brittany was murdered.
