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Real NX-01 Edition.
Sorry for the flag, I'm in Asia on business.
cara
did a little cry
>>60417322
Why does the CGI on the "concept" NX-01 look better than the CGI of the actual NX-01?
It's almost as if it was designed and rendered later...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
doing a suicide
>>60417349
Starting to think this must be a bot.
kpop
OP IS CHICANO HAHAHA
>>60417645
haha bants
>>60417681
why is that
Better get off to bed wagies
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD...
My ex looked a lot like Brittany Murphy but she really was the spitting image of Monica Keena
>>60417697
>that neet fantasy
lam-oh
My friend converted to Catholicism and married a Polish girl lads. I've attended his wedding this weekend.
Ask me anything.
>>60417737
What city?
>My eyes look completely different to each other
>I have literally no redeeming physical features
>>60417737
we saw it the first time, fuck off
Currently smashed and I have to be in the office in less than 7 hours (start at 8am)
What do?
brewed a tea
>>60417737
Did you spot any fitties
>>60417759
Krakow
>>60417737
Where did he meet her?
imagine a world where those countries make an alliance and later kill turkroaches
>It's a DS9 episode
>>60417737
why are poles such runts
>>60417771
sleep?
>>60417763
Iktf
I'm also extremely hairy and have a giant nose and nasty big lips
>>60417763
You're probably looking too deep into it la
putting the water on in the microwave
anyone else gasping for a cuppa?
>>60417731
Brittany was my yankfu.
>face is lopsided in photos
i can't get on tinder and get my dick wet lads my fucking face is lopsided
>tfw my bedroom looks directly into the neighbours kitchen
>tfw they moved out
>had 3 weeks of peace of not having to close my blinds every 5 fucking minutes
>tfw I think new people are moving in
RRRREEEEEEEE
brewing a penis tea lads
using my knob a spoon and my scrote as the teabag
your mums gob is the mug and my sperm is going to be the milk
x
Tell me lads, do my eyes look as bad as I think they look?
just be yourself lads, it's all about confidence anyway haha
>>60417837
think you worry too much
Dated a girl once
>>60417841
Me on the right
>>60417854
bit gay
>>60417834
>keeping your blinds open
FONT
orhtodox christians >>>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>60417837
Alri Thom Yorke
>>60417693
Because of the sheer quantity of times it gets posted first. Any other explanation seems implausible.
>>60417697
Find it funny when NEETs post things like this. I was a NEET for about 6 months and it was so shit and boring and made me 10x more depressed
Only been working again for a few weeks bit my mental health has already improves 10fold
currently watching a rather tall lady kiss a rather short lady
lol
>>60417771
Go to sleep now, you'll wake up early anyway after drinking, probably
Would Varg kill his daughter if she got blacked?
>>60417837
I prefer mine.
They are perfectly shaped
>>60417854
Did it go well?
>>60417837
it's not that bad. my right eye is somewhat similar but that's because I got elbowed in the eye during a rugby game and it busted my eyelid open
>>60417889
The blonde kissing the brunette with glasses in the office?
>>60417890
this make me feel bad
*drives into /brit/*
*sprays for runts*
*makes tea using a kettle*
*votes out*
>>60417894
It would be extremely painful
>>60417895
rasheed
>>60417890
yeah but did you make grime oh wait didn't fucking think so
>>60417890
Did black people invent the machine that gives earth colour?
>>60417890
that's all post-colonial
zoom back to 1400 and pigskins are rotting in mounds while we wuz kangs and shiet
Polish girl at work I've fallen in love with
Never usually shy around girls but around her I'm a blubbering mess
Is it worth learning Poker?
Feel like I need a new hobby.
>>60417879
well i can tell you i'm a terrible programmer
>>60417898
>My right eye is similar
Oh so it's not that bad
>Due to a rugby injury
Okay killing myself now
>>60417926
>tfw white rasheed
look at this fucking dog
>>60417943
are poles considered subhumans in the UK?
>>60417890
>>60417946
Try out spin & go on pokerstars, you can potentially make a lot of money
>>60417965
>in the UK
>>60417946
>playing poker with the lads, getting shit faced and losing everything on a shit hand
I'd recommend it
>>60417943
describe her lad
I also have a thing for slavs
>>60417896
I'm on Brit at 1am on a Monday morning
You tell me
>>60417946
yes
occasionally play with the lads
its well fun
want to fuck a young deer
>>60417978
delete this
don't let them know
>>60417955
it's not that bad m8 that's what I'm telling you, I was just telling you why mine went like that.
there's photos of ryan gosling I think which point out how unsymmetrical and lopsided his face and eyes are and hes attractive af.
>>60417984
no bully plz :(
>>60417978
this has to be parody
>>60417992
are world leaders more or less likely to have big cocks?
because clintons is only 5 inches long with the girth of a 2p coin
>>60417997
pics?
>>60418020
why would i take pics?
>>60417943
pics of said girl
>>60418019
not bad for a bird tbf
>>60418019
proof?
>>60417965
Yes and rightfully so
Gimme a brexit bruv
>>60418004
>>60418019
Not bad for a woman she'll probably win
>>60417946
>not learning it in school and losing a whopping €5 and cycle home crying
>>60418013
>>60417980
why are you shilling?
i find the word berry very uncomfortable
>>60418065
awful, tinny word
>>60417946
It's only the banter while playing that makes it fun imo
i find the tinny very uncomfortable
>>60418064
I'm just saying it's good, start out on the 25 cent games to practice
>>60418062
>Polish people marching AGAINST immigration
Oh the ironing.
>>60418038
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/no-moles-no-growths-but-clinton-has-his-blemishes-1294429.html
>>60418062
>the spirits of dead African children killed thousands of black people in new Orleans and financially ruined more
ahhhhh yes
>>60417988
5'6, slim but with nice features, green eyes that pierce right through you, long black hair, a smile that lifts your mood plus she's really really nice. Probably thinks I'm autistic and boring (I am)
She can do better than me for sure, all I can do is admire her from afar
Listening to bugzy malone's new EP except I'm white
>>60418096
>mfw i see nationalists from Pooland
>>60418123
sounds pretty average
upload pics nigga
>>60418123
>>60418092
>>60418102
Useless bastard told us to ask him questions and then fucked off
Can someone post the webm or youtube-video of this picture?
>>60418102
Actually looks like a girl I went to school with. This kid was born a twink with those features.
>>60418128
>mexico
>>60417890
Ah, yes. This is in no way selective.
me in the club
>>60418123
God damn
A piece of me just died reading this
>>60418118
New Orleans is West side, we Africans is East side.
>>60418169
nationalists hated poles
trying to watch an porn but my internet is being shit
Reminder that if you're under size 13 you're a footlet
>>60418185
Shut up Chicharito
>>60418153
*does the chant*
*all the runts in the thread die on the spot*
/brit/ BTFO
>>60418195
give us a link lad
>>60418222
are you a pocho??
>>60418161
>>60418211
>having shoe under size 45
fuck off smurf
>>60418213
>we had wealth
>we had wealth taken from us
These statements aren't contrary you dumb /pol/tard faggot.
I'm a white girl who's dated both blacks and whites. While I think that white men are better long term partners, they just can't compete with blacks in bed.
I'm not trying to start a flame war, just telling my personal experience. If I could go back in time I would waste less time on whites, though. You can always marry a white man in your late 30s, when you're young it's better to have fun with men who can fuck you hard and rough, and there's nothing better than a hung black bull for that.
You know what they say about big feet
>>60418212
you lied.
>>60418237
I don't want Cheerios that have been eaten and then spit out by 47 guys before me.
>>60418243
where is the original vid for this
>>60418212
left's hair makes her look like en elf
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>60418282
fuck off leaf boy
>>60418250
>I don't want Cheerios that have been eaten and then spit out by 47 guys before me.
>>60418282
TFW no elfqt kgf
>>60418282
left's face makes my willy look like the tower of pisa
>>60418306
me about to get the baton
This is what happens if we brexit
every youtube video I watch has this one recommended video about 'half the humanity ascending into the fifth dimension'
why in the ever living fuck is this consistently in my recommended list? I have never watched a video even remotely related to ... whatever the fuck topic that relates to
This time 3 years ago I was fat, unemployed, lived with my mum and had no friends or gf
Nothing has changed since then
Deleted Tinder.
Suppose if I want to get a gf I'll have to go out like some kind of normie.
Reading the Wikipedia article about Jonestown right now. Very very spooky, do not recommend.
>>60418350
don't bother watching it you cretin, your pineal gland is not sufficiently decalcified to understand its content
>>60418362
bit of an anti-climatic ending to be honest
>>60418368
You won't find one out at bars or clubs, just sluts
>>60418362
great post
>>60418404
WUZ
The sooner you wake up to the truth that white women have all gone black at least once (millennial white women anyway, the women you are hoping to sleep with and marry) the sooner you can put them in the trash where they belong and move to Thailand and live on a beach and have a harem of Thai women who will worship you for being white
Don't fall for the Jewish propaganda that pedestalizes white women as something worth saving
They're not
>>60418391
That was the plan
You thought it was some inspirational post about how I turned my life around?
Haha nope
we wuz spaniards, aztecs, mayans n shit
Anyone got a good GoT stream link?
>>60418404
>>60418411
>>60418425
why are you fucking yanks so fucking obsessed with niggers
Good night /brit/
>>60418453
holy shit, completely forget that was on
>>60418456
don't think you meant to quote me there but i'll take the (You) hahaha x
>>60418449
>That was the plan
>You thought it was some inspirational post about how I turned my life around?
>Haha nope
>>60418456
sorry brit lad there
x
>>60418409
Yeah I know mate
>>60418463
go back to haiti
>why yes i am an individualist
>deregulate the economy? of course!
>the war on drugs has failed. 420 blaze it, homosexual
>it doesnt matter if a girl is a slut
>i do go on tumblr
>god is a form of mind control
>the state exists to make sure my feelings dont get hurt
Would you voluntarily kill yourself to save a random 50% of world population?
I wouldn't.
>>60418447
how about I burn your fucking house down you nigger fuck
>>60418493
only if the world was made aware of my sacrifice and I was honoured after my death
>>60418456
suck me willy
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>>60418493
No but I'd throw a puppy off a tall building
>>60418510
prefer our slags
>>60418493
yeah, sure. why the fuck not. the only thing stopping me is my family and my lack of balls. at least i could be martyred that way.
>>60418493
Probably.
Idk.
Could I get someone else to kill me?
If I tried I'd probably fuck it up and just maim myself.
>>60418508
I'm wondering if I was honoured, would their opinion of me change if they found all of my 4chan posts/internet history and stuff.
>>60418529
that's a man
>>60418510
>I'm voting for a meme candidate because I'm stupid and don't understand real politics and only understand basic demagoguery.
>tfw 23 year old virgin
mates. should I just order a prostitute? I am this (<-->) close to ordering a prostitute.
>>60418540
I got you fám
>>60418546
Yeah with extra toppings
>>60418545
women do not understand a shit
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Janny's gonna do his NUT when he sees this
>>60418567
Where can I get one of these?
>>60418520
>yank literally posts a black cock
would you fucking stop already?
>>60418546
make sure you get tuna on her
She was murdered.
>>60418546
>Tfw you lose your virginity on your 19th birthday
Feels good, except that first time, that hurt
>>60418529
I noticed there's been a sharp decline in commieslag posting since they all deleted/hid their Twitters
It's quite pleasant desu
Im sorry for my countrymen ITT
>>60418603
Diana !?
>>60418609
the ones who were posting them have been arrested
>>60418612
t. James Cuck
>>60418546
Make sure to eat scrambled eggs off her tits like Sinatra.
>>60418628
One*
how many of you lads are in here >>>/tv/70490047 right now
Want a bcup gf
>>60418409
I've only successfully met girls through work
>>60418672
lol that's what mine has
>>60418628
>>60418645
Amer didn't like that they were diverting attention from himself
want, nay, NEED, a borderline autistic 4/10 gf with no ambitions
>>60418612
t. Sheikh Barack HUSSAIN Obama
>le game of plebs
>>60418672
Mine has a's
I NEED a DFC gf
>>60418681
Cant be that successful then
Any third eye lads online?
After opening it I finally see that it is not an end, but merely a beginning, how do I travel further down this path?
what does bcup means???
>>60418740
need a DFS gf
full leather and half price for one week only
>>60418682
Show me your culo
Want a flat chested gf with a big arsr and long legs
>>60417427
Feel like doing one but no tears come out
>tfw no gf who's down for the cause
>>60418755
I can see the truth behind this post.
want a 2d gf
>>60418736
nah it went alright actually
>>60418764
I want that too but with a penis
Guys, what was the worst (or best) gf you ever had?
>Worst
Dyslexic, epileptic, girl with a paralysed left arm from where she had a stroke when she was a baby
>Best
See above ;-;
my greatest fear is that when i finally have sex, i will find the act disappointing as a whole.
>>60418760
Try searching for over 30's on adult work
>>60418243
Can't wrap me nut around this
These cunts should be gassed
>>60418751
It means take a pic of your culo for the lads
>>60418740
Contact some Bedouin tribesmen, have them take you far into the desert, and whack a whole load of DMT while gazing at the sky
Wish I'd told him how I felt about him when I had the chance lads
>>60418802
it is tbqh
>>60418643
you what
>>60418802
it is disappointing, that's why you have to do it early so you don't spend years getting het up about it like some people here
prefer a cuddle and a hand shandy tbqh
>>60418820
Hi
Pretend I am him and tell me instead
>>60418493
No
I could literally die to save millions of niggers, pakis, chinks and fenians
>>60418820
you the lad that sucked off a lad from grindr earlier?
>>60418807
>posting this while Theresa May is home sec and the police are actively monitoring /brit/
mate
>>60418839
Most girls give shit handy js
Fuckibg death grip
>>60418841
In love with you desu
Skins or Fresh Meat?
>>60417349
>tfw don't own a tank
WHEN will my facial hair fill out REEEEE
>>60418856
that's my MI6 application fucked then
>>60418868
better axe somebody
>berserk dark horse unironically calls magic items "fetishes"
cannot take seriously, even if that's the original meaning
Had a dentist appointment but its been cancelled
>>60418862
Is that it?
Was expecting a bit more... Emotion
>>60418876
>that asian qt3.14 to the right
