late night edition
NIGGER
haha
>>60419357
bit rude
orhodox christians >>>>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>60419379
please pay for this picture
>>60419357
disrespectful COONT
back of the line mister
reckon we should go back to counting nonwhites as 3/5ths of a person
>>60419388
I'll yank ye fookin 'ead off laddy
>>60419386
no era penal pinchi holandes pendejo
>>60419414
good post
/willies of brit/ when lads?
>>60419414
are you that same pleb that got angry as fuck on /sp/ when >we beat poland
una vela
>women who reply then unmatch on tinder
i dont even have tinder, but why the fuck do women do this? hell i've used other dating sites where similar things have happened. Are most of them on there just to see how many guys will message them or something?
>>60419433
i do not even post in /sp/
nearly there lads
>>60419440
>Are most of them on there just to see how many guys will message them or something?
nailed it, it's just a game to them, they're not human
>>60419442
how many butthurt mejicans are there
>>60419449
why can't /pol/ help to conduct another strike against durkas again???
>>60419432
nah I've only a 3 incher so it woul just be depressing desu
me in the back in the Man U shirt
>>60419440
>Are most of them on there just to see how many guys will message them or something?
yes
>>60419465
I bet you're bigger than most of the other NEETs here
>>60419462
/sg/ is retarded
used to post there but I can't stand them
>>60419461
i do not know tbqh, but i believe that argieniggers are the butthurters there
really makes you think but if you had to have sex with aids skrillex or carl the cuck who would it be lads?
>>60419466
Me on the right in the Chelsea
Would you sign up to fight a ground war against so-called Daesh State lads?
Think I would be tempted
>>60419432
bit gay that
>>60419502
>risking getting slowly beheaded by a little dull knife
Nah fuck that
>>60419487
I mean probably not
I'm not neet btw I'm wagecucking on the night shift right now lad
>>60419379
>orthodox
they were the first to give up their christian faith and go full fedora when they went commie in the 10s/20s
>>60419502
why didn't you then? missed the boat 2bh. used to be dead easy to go fight with the kurds. just message them on fb and go from there.. think they're about to take the final city tho, and turkey/west has cracked down on westerners going there now.
>>60419502
yes ngl
>>60419531
shit post
Communism was forced onto Russians by Jews, they had no part in it
One of the aims of Communism was to wipe out Christianity
Just pooped my diaper
Edit: OMG I can't believe my most upvoted comment is about me pooping my diaper
Edit #2: Thanks for the 4chan Gold king stranger
>>60419537
Ah right. Probably for the best. I'd only end up getting a pasting and then getting done in on one of their videos and bringing shame to the family haha
>>60419502
m8 as soon as the bullets started whizzing and cracking around you you'd be shitting yourself
>>60419549
>believing the Jew memes
howling
>>60419537
>tfw not in syrian kurdistan right now fighting alongside some kurdish lads
fucks sake, at least life would be exciting then
>>60419531
the orthodox church was pretty corrupt tbqh...and that's the reason why the bolshevics wanted to reform it
>>60419549
you again
Business idea: earn a position of power in a drug cartel through brute force and violence, use drug money to persuade police forces into looking the other way while I kill my way to the top of the food chain, then cut down any rising opposition at the first opportunity
>>60419528
Are you gonna watch the Euros?
![00001758[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UgVCucz.jpg "00001758[1].jpg")
>m8 as soon as the bullets started whizzing and cracking around you you'd be shitting yourself
Wonder what motivates the Yank to come on /brit/ every night to post utter drivel that never gets any (You)s
>>60419574
I'm not too sure about foreigners but they don't see much action on the frontline as they can't speak the language, and they're too 'valuable', and some other stuff
Sometimes they get quite far, like the German who became a commander in the vice doc, he could speak fluent Kurdish somehow
>>60419563
fuck off J1D.F
>>60419623
>German
>he could speak fluent Kurdish somehow
>>60419549
>Communism was forced onto Russians by Jews
yeah cause Stalin just absolutely loved Jews didn't he!!
>>60419613
willpower and determination
>>60419609
ah yes how easy it is to sit in your room and pretend you're a ice cold warrior who probably wouldn't instantly regret signing up to put himself in mortal danger a soon as the fighting started
>>60419613
They're Britboos they want to try and fit in.
>>60419637
That's the American way
>>60419623
SHUT IT DOWN
20 years old and I've already resigned to the fact I'll never get a gf
lmao
>>60419623
I follow Peshmergaswe and Peshmerganor, they're two lads from Norway and Sweden who volunteered to fight with Peshmerga and they're on the front lines all the time.
They probably speak fluent Kurdish though tbqh
>>60419653
don't give up yet
fwb has started swearing in public when I'm with her because I do it a lot
gonna have to bin her, swearing on a woman is very unattractive
>>60419635
He was full proper German
>>60419636
Russians had no part in it
>>60419673
Yeah there's a brit lad who posts on twitter too, he's in the peshmerga
I don't follow the war in Iraq too much though, its a bit boring compared to Syria
>>60419653
22 here, no point in giving up, it's not like we're old, in my book you don't become a man until you're in your forties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3-Gt7mgyM
Is there a sadder ending to a comedy TV series than Blackadder? Almost cried the first time I saw it
Have to be up for work at 7 lmao fuck it though haha
>>60419705
that's an original opinion
look at this fucking dog
might buy a vape lads
anyone here vape?
>>60419731
Get a MFLB
>>60419731
>>60419693
Iraq is well interesting IMO
especially with the Fallujah offensive now
Have to be up for wank at whenever I feel like it lmao fuck it though haha
potty training my wife's son lads
hes 19 but there's nothing wrong with starting late, right?
>>60419728
I love dogs~
>>60419745
this girl is not that hot
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
>>60419742
Mosul will take another year or so since iraqis are spastics
>>60419749
>training my wife's son
>my wife
>if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
>don't be fooled so easily
DOGGOS
They're best buds <3
>>60419775
whats going on with that dog's ears
>>60419681
>>60419697
I wouldn't say I've given up but I won't be surprised if it happens
>>60419761
Yeah tbf. The key to defeating Daesh in Iraq isn't Mosul though, it's al-Anbar.
Anbar is their heartland, losing all of it would affect them more than losing Mosul.
Wouldn't take as long if it wasn't for all the sectarian shit. Also it's funny how the Sunni tribesmen and the Shia militias are just as, if not more competent than the Iraqi army.
ISF is pretty based though
>>60419775
dogs are fucking gay
brexit?
>>60419800
They're floppy as puppers then straighten out as they get older
>>60419826
You're fucking gay
>>60419800
Big, white and floppy like my dick
>>60419775
prefer rats as pets desu lad
>>60419800
theyre down to help reduce nasally yank accents entering them
I feel like if I levels the NEET life id get so bored that I'd spiral into a deep depression
>>60419842
rats are okay, not as cuddly though
NEETS...
>Pooxico
Just wanked to this lads
http://xhamster.com/movies/3735537/cuckold_husband.html
>tfw bow legs
actually fucking kill me
>hi im from mexico
cheeky nandos
cant wrap my brain around the fact that there are humans out there who dont use adblock
how the fuck do you even use the internet without it
fedoras
>>60419920
adblock is a botnet that slows down chrome
ublock is the new thing
>cant wrap my brain around the fact that there are humans out there who dont use adblock
>how the fuck do you even use the internet without it
me
>>60419949
rude tbqhwyl
Just don't understand how people can get through the day without a canine companion
It's like a good m8 that knows how to shut the fuck up
>adblock is a botnet that slows down chrome
>ublock is the new thing
>>60419941
ublock origin you runt
lads there is a spider in my room and ive just been staring at it for hours because im too much of a pussy to do anything about it, please help
Didn't shower today lads
He he
lenovo is fucking shit
>>60419989
drop him henry
>>60419960
I wonder how much he'll make
On a first name inside joke basis with the lads at the beer store
Reckon I might have a problem
still profoundly miss my dog
watched her die. had to buy a shovel to dig the hole. bought a plastic container which I intended to use a coffin, but after digging realized the gardens are just rocks and stone after about 15 inches of digging (lol massive construction boom-era corruption) so ended up just having to bury her like some random pet rabbit or some shit
fucking hated that
wouldn't mind having an asian gf right about now
lots of yanks here now
brits have gone to bed
fedora poster is a nice guy though
>>60420018
>store
Fuck off
>>60420018
you should let them know, they'll be surprised "fat cunt" is actually your name
>>60420018
What beer store?
Nah I'm not fat, they call me whiteboy sometimes though
>>60420023
what does the depth of soil in a garden have to do with construction corruption?
just sent a cheeky foot fetish licking pic to the gf, starting to regret it now in case we break up
>>60420097
Post the pic lad
>>60420083
wow that's racist
>>60420083
tbf that blazer was likely to kill him either way
nasty reputation for rolling and ejecting passengers and all that, certainly don't put your kids in one
>>60420097
PLEASE POST IT
>Pooruguay
>>60420127
literally the car my family hired when we went to the US
>>60420143
FOB
>>60420143
really? that car looks 90s vintage
>>60420139
155 will commite a suicide
>>60420143
Yea that might be the least safe car GM has made since the early 80's senpai
>>60420178
yeah, it was 2003, long time ago
this is the most yank looking car I have ever seen
>>60420120
>>60420131
bit gay, just wanted to share my story with pretty much my only mates
>>60420201
Yea and it'll probably kill you but I bet that things a beast though
still waiting on lucy to come
Did she cum
>>60420197
how do you remember the car so well? i last went to the the US in 2012 and i've got no fucking idea what car we rented it was a toyota something
>>60420244
yes
>>60420207
I don't get what the picture is of
You're licking your own feet?
>>60420224
whos lucy ey av ye pulled lad
>>60420256
>>60420197
fuck off you fucking billionaires you aren't welcome here tory pricks
>>60420256
I don't know, I just have a good memory for random details I suppose
one of my only tinder matches has NOT REPLIED IN AN HOUR LADS HAHAHAHAHA
LOVE THE TINDER BANTER
>>60419860
yeah that happens breh, don't do it if you can avoid it.
what if i create a tinder account??
>>60420284
How does going on holiday to the US make me a billionaire are you some kind of council housed dole leech? Fuck off
>>60420260
yeah that's right
>>60420089
foundations and terrible regulation
dunno if you're aware of the what actually went on here during the boom years in terms of housing and construction ... but rest assured it was less than ideal
and it has led to vast expanses of housing estates with literally no-one living in them cause they are not suitable to live in for the reasons I previously stated
>>60420362
>vast expanses of housing estates with literally no-one living in them
We have the exact opposite problem in the UK.
>>60420259
Are you sure
>>60420354
That's nasty, you're nasty
3-1
155 will kill himself soon
>>60420354
please post it mate...
what's ur paypal?
Trump screwed me
>>60420464
Why isn't Rafa Marquez dead yet..
Trump stumped me
>>60420479
an ur mum
>>60420491
i do not know tbqh
Trump cucked me
quick lads, someone give me a (you)
>>60420548
get a bit hungry mate?
>>60420572
oh shi-
>>6042-Denied!
autists
>>60420599
aye cheers amerifriend
Hi gents I've been practising my Spanish, could you give me any pointers?
*ahem*
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>>60420548
what the fuck is that
>>60420624
>>60420624
*sexually abuses you*
didn't wear my retainers after my braces were removed so now my teeth are a bit bent
someone reply
what the fuck am I seeing here
>>60420548
ex-stepfather that I've known since I was 2 but haven't seen in 3 years wants to meet up for a beer and says he "needs my perspective on life"
He was always a cool guy, reckon I'll meet up with him soon
>>60420747
Underdeveloped toes.
>>60420747
bubble gums
>>60420747
vimto bonbons
>>60420625
Someone's nightmare of a life.
>>60420771
What if he asks you for money? An uncle I hadn't seen for ages wanted to see me and within 10 minutes of talking to me he asked me for €1000.
Parents say if I don't get a job in the next month they're kicking me out lads
I will attend your funeral
>>60420658
Literally ground through several of the bottom sets, then couldn't be fucked to get em replaced toward the end of university.
Got a bottom tooth getting shoved back, but everything is still stock-straight. Oh well.
>>60420849
I am sometimes grateful how I wasn't born with any disabilities
>>60420857
Nah he's always had a good job and knows I don't have money sitting around like that.
Got 2 half siblings that I do keep in touch with that I'm sure keep him at least somewhat up to date. I just took off on everybody and went MIA for a while when the family split up, been doing my own thing.
nose has been partially blocked for the entire year so far
>>60420939
right nostril is always stuffed
Pops died didn't cry didn't know him that well
Between him doing heroin and me doing crack sales
New Mysterious Tim video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk2gEWOMsi4
>>60420952
sinuses
clear em
me on the right
>>60420939
mine was blocked for a couple of weeks when the cold hit but im using an oil spray to moisten my nose up and it fixed it :^)
JUST
DROSS
>>60420998
oil what? WD40?
>>60420988
>chewing a fucking brass strap
>cant even see
when will they get rid of those ridiculous hats
>>60421020
nah it's basically sesame seed oil with the taste/fragrance removed. i just spray that up there after a shower morning and night and it's fixed it completely.
>>60421042
>sesame seed
fackin leb
>>60421107
oi bru hol up callen ma cuzzens ay
boring thread tbqh
The EU is nothing more than a scam to benefit multinational rentier monopolists.
anyone with different opinions than me is a pseudo-intellectual or a troll desu
![Grenadier_Guards[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mbXX4uF.jpg "Grenadier_Guards[1].jpg")
>>60421040
The Bearskin helmets were designed to help against cavalry, so the enemy can't easily tell where to strike with their sword.
The chin strap is place on the lip so if the helmet is struck by enemy cavalry the helmet will be knocked off and not break their neck
Those 'ridiculous' hats have more history than your country.
The barber I go to started complaining about how much he hates Muslims to me. I'm Muslim but nobody ever knows it until they hear my name.
Bit awkward.
>>60421221
Kill yourself scum
>>60421252
you sound like the haitian who lives in Sweden
>>60421221
>The barber I go to started complaining about how much he hates Muslims to me
Doubt that's good for business
>>60421264
So does ur dad
>>60421297
great post
might put my money on brexit lads
>>60421221
Sounds like a shit barber desu. Mine just talks about TV shows and football
>>60421291
He's really rough and vulgar. He swears and talks down to his sister who he gets to sweep up the hair.
I don't know why I even go there to be honest.
>>60421309
Thanks ahaha
>>60421221
nothing excites me more than being racist with other white strangers and having them agree. also fuck off pls
Posting a selfie cos barely anyone's here x
can confirm people are moving into the house next door lads
there's little kids too RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>nepotism
>cronyism
How are these not 100% illegal?
People ought to have numbers, not names. Fuck relations between people. I want everyone processed and filtered through laws and other systems.
I once vomited outside my barber when i was drunk. I wonder if he knew it was me
>>60421353
What's his name
I want a barber who I can talk about disgusting muzzie fucks with
when people say crony capitalism, they are basically saying "that's not our brand of capitalism!!!!"
>>60421369
Post one with a timestamp
>>60421389
Paul.
He started talking about taking a shit and watching porn on his iPad on the toilet to me. His sister was about 3 feet away during all of this.
He's so vulgar.
>>60421389
nigel farage
barber is a funny old vietnamese man, great banter tbqh
Lads I'm fucking pinging
>>60421405
Yea they think this capitalism that we live under is just an accident.
They don't realise everything that's happening is completely deliberate and this has been the greatest time to be a super rich capitalist.
They're delusional.
>>60421377
ah well i suppose it's time to start openly masturbating in your house and then they can be the ones forced to draw blinds rather than your fine self my gentle sir
>>60421410
He sounds like a paki
>>60421437
>Paul
>Paki
>hates Muslims
Nah
>>60421389
>bristol
How awful
Me I'm in my spaceship that's right I work for nasa
>>60421423
On a Monday morning? Come on m8....
>>60421481
>I work for nasa
WOWOW fucking communist
>>60421461
The way he talks about shitting and treating his sister like shit
Very paki behavior
>>60421410
fuckin hell sounds like a true blue gentleman mate
you muzzos would do well to learn from him
whats the difference between a barber and a hairdresser
>>60421494
Fuck off spic
>>60421436
ffs ill go to gaol if i do that m8
>>60421507
men and women
>>60421512
FOY
>>60421507
Barber might kill you with a straight edge
>>60421507
if you go to a hairdresser you like cocks
>>60421507
>>60421488
I'm a student bruv
DJ EZ was on tonight
>>60421551
hairdresser is literally the standard word for a place you go to get your hair cut in most of england
The worst thing about Ramadan for me is
1. Pretending to do it to appease my Dad
2. The family visitors at meal time and questions about when will I get married, settle down etc.
I fucking hate it all. Just end me.
>>60421599
Rasheed
I know it sounds edgy and I probably would never want to experience it but just think how visually amazing and visceral the great battles of WWII. Imagine storming the beaches of Normandy or getting flung out of a plane with your fellow soldiers. I think many German soldiers were given prototype md to keep them awake. Can you imagine the addrenaline rush they must have felt?
>>60421578
Decent banter for a canadian 8/10
>>60421574
How can his friends and family let him walk around like that.
>>60421590
proving my point there la
>>60421599
How about leaving your disgusting death cult you piece of shit
>>60421612
He had his shit fucked up theres nothing anybody can do for him really
>>60421627
i already did
>>60421636
JUST
