Sweden edition
i'm the only white person in this thread
AMA
fuck kpop
have a word with yourselves lads
>>60409618
Wh-Why senpai?
kpop
>>60409672
why do you feel the need to tell lies?
Kyary
>>60409728
prefer not to say
>The Wageslave
Well......shit
Why don't the virgins of /brit/ get a prostitute?
cara 2bh lads
>>60409766
nah thats not me
>10
>Still a little light out
Hmmm
>>60409749
>Tights
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>60409766
>pretending that counts
>Work in the morning
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>>60409811
bank holiday la
>>60409766
Your mum was fully booked this month.
wish this was me t b h
>>60409792
weeeeew
>>60409683
outstanding post
>>60409811
>working on a bank holiday
>>60409811
I'm actually looking forward to work tomorrow because I'll be doing fuck all. It'll give me time to do some other shit.
Summer is bliss.
>>60409876
me beating up your gf
>>60409868
looks like whatsherface from taxi driver
the slag he took to the cinema to see the porno
>>60409859
Legitimate banter desu
who wants to get knocked the fuck out
reminder
>>60409929
cyril shepherd
>>60409929
Jodi Foster?
>>60409876
top banter
>>60409859
>>60409894
northern england really is a shithole
>Mum wants me to get an extra fathers day gift for the step-dad
>he doesn't wipe his arse with baby wipes
>>60409996
no jodie foster was the loli prostitute
>>60409859
>>60409929
>Describing a 12 year old as a slag
Rasheed
any memes lads
>gook pop stars marketed to 12-year-old Korean girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BWfAg58_-E
>>60410034
>he enjoys clogging the toilet and the resulting embarrassment when the plumber has to come round
>>60409859
>>60410027
>being an IRL wife's son
>>60410074
prefer not to say
>>60410071
no NOT jodie foster, cybil shepherd
I'm a walking bitch magnet.
>>60409894
the netherlands/belgium? are so lit up
>>60409881
>bank holiday
am i being memed? didnt we have one last week or something. I need to go down to the Chemist in the morning. Hope it isnt shut :(
>>60410079
It's literally the 90s in south korea
>>60410158
uhh can we NOT have this kind of talk so soon after the brussels attacks
>>60410158
it's lit pham *fire emoji* *fire emoji*
Quack Quack Quack
t. a literal duck
>>60410158
the netherlands is essentially one huge city
keep having dreams where I get sent back to when I was 13 and I do everything properly and turn out a proper human being haha
quite depressing when I wake up and remember what a state I am ahaha
>>60410179
they're catching up pretty fast 2bh
>>60409881
>>60410160
Only the Paddies have a bank holiday on the first Monday of June
t.Bank holiday autist
>>60410207
DUBAI WAS LIIIIIIT
Here comes the King in the North
>>60410160
Only in Ireland
Whys it so hot lads?
>>60410212
allahu quackbar
Just bought 3 months of Spotify premium. Anything I should be listening to lads?
>>60409881
Why the fuck do you guys have a bank holiday on our national day?
>>60410283
because fuck you thats why
>when you get a rush of realisation that you were lucky enough to be born in the cradle of civilisation at a time of relative peace and comfiness
girl texted me back after I sent a slightly mean comment
do you think she's keen?
>>60410278
>>60410257
Enjoy work tomorrow, brits
Just changed the bedsheets and had a shower.
Nobody in the history of Europe has ever been as comfy as I am right now.
>>60410305
because fuck you thats why
>>60410283
its literally flooding all over europe and its almost 30c here
ridiculous
Too fucking hot to sleep lads
>>60410325
>When you realise that you wasted this opportunity
>>60410179
>the '''''''''''''Men''''''''''''' of the Republic of South Korea's Armed forces
>>60410257
>>60410278
Thanks lads. I dont pay attention to this shit since Uni finished
what do leavers believe?
slow your roll
>>60410325
>just in time to see the west fall to the muslim hordes
>>60410341
I've got 4 days off.
3 on 5-6 off. Enjoy your 9-5 job.
>>60410387
leavers spout nothing but vitriol and deception
>>60410304
Anaïs Delva and Sunn O)))
Haven't ate much all day and I'm fucking smashed from minimal alcohol. Haven't felt this feel for a while as I normally make sure to line my stomach before drinking
I am now going to wash my sheets so I can have a fresh bed to sleep in
I will take a COLD shower before getting into bed for maximum comfort
what do remainers believe?
>>60410325
peace and comfiness isn't good
adversity builds character
she wants a man from brum
>>60410409
>And being in no position to prevent it
>>60410409
>just in time to join a Europe-wide army to retake your home from the foreign hoards
>>60410387
The Britain should be allowed to govern itself.
>>60410304
Mike Oldfield
>>60410412
I get off at 11 o'clock on fridays, and work outside with 2 half hour breaks, I love it
>mfw I can put in 3 days holiday and have 2 weeks off
>>60410305
fist weekend in june
>>60410325
>all the herbs and spices once considered an exclusive luxury are just condiments for the weekly shop
our peasant ancestors are beaming for us, bloody beaming
>>60410448
No she fucking doesn't.
>peace and comfiness isn't good
>adversity builds character
>>60410443
they believe being told what to do and what to believe by unelected bureaucrats is the optimal system of government
>>60410331
She enjoys the banter
>>60410443
everyone should be a slave to Goldman-Sachs and their ilk
>>60410412
I do fuck all
9-5 monday friday
what do you do lad
>in the smoking area in the boozer on Friday night
>so what does everyone think about the EU referendum?
>one lad says he thinks we should stay because it's too 'risky'
>spaghetti all over the shop
>>60410387
>>60410443
need something to keep them occupied between the end of the football season and the upcoming euros
>>60410549
what did you say to fuck it up
me on the left lads
>>60410543
It's not about doing anything. You're still living at your place of work with only 2 days to yourself.
I'm a machinist. Don't mind the job, love the days off.
>>60410465
deus vult innit
>tfw in czechia right now and saw a young mother bring her 2 blonde girls to the church
gave me some hope desu
>>60410559
Hairspray I guess?
Just cleaned my penis in the shower, followed by the rest of my body.
>>60410559
bruhhhh
>>60410160
>the Chemist
is this 1950
>>60410605
>in czechia right now
Your flag suggests otherwise Pierre
he wants a woman from the southern ocean
>>60410574
Didn't fuck it up exactly just went on a bit of a sperg out. Then someone said trump was a racist and I sperged out even worse
Haha.
>>60410608
pretty sure they were doing nitrous
>>60409859
I can belch like a fucking machine. thinking of creating a youtube account of me just going around belching
might even do social scenarios (ie job interview, in line at shopping queue, on a blind date, training the gym etc) where I'm supposed to be conversing with someone, but I don't say anything and just let out a barrage of loud obnoxious belching
might wear a neckbrace too, cause theres just something inherently funny about a guy with a neckbrace
>>60410605
>don't want kids but painfully aware of the impending population crisis for the white race
not sure what to do
What does everyone think of the new Facebook messenger emojis? I think they're shit compared to the classic
just took a big boy dose of codeine
prep'd for orbit
>>60410598
MACHINE OPERATOR
thank fuck it's a bank holiday tomorrow
get to lie in bed all day
>>60410650
doesn't matter we'll all be dead soon and eventually the universe will destroy itself thus ending all existence haha
are you a beleaver?
>>60410652
normie reeeeeeee
>>60410650
donate sperm
thinking of becoming a lich
i'm already a leech so it shouldn't be too hard
>>60410697
same, shitposting all day m8, prepare your anus for my memes
>>60410697
no it's not you daft twat
>>60410703
i'm a belieber
>>60410700
but if we don't do something the last man on earth will be a chink or a pajeet
>>60410598
its fine the job is a 30 seconds drive from my house
you must do really long shifts to get that much time off?
>>60410652
Websites and companies shouldn't be allowed to choose their own emoji designs 2bh. The fucking Unicode Consortium designs them for a reason.
>had phismosis when I was younger
>was really bad
>started stretching daily
>after about 4-5 months I was ready to try and get it all the way back
>get in the shower one day
>pull it back
>crust of smegma surrounding my bellend
>mfw cleaning it all off
One of the most satisfying things ever.
kpop spamming twat
>>60410731
LE AMERICANS ACTCHUALLY DO THIS????? LELELELE THAT'S FUCKED UP DUDE!!!! ! ! !
>>60410631
would post under czech flag if the bloody hostel network decided to work
>>60410772
look at mrs achmed in her dressing gown
counting out her benefits, jumping up and down
she love it in this country, she get everything for nowt
the government should wise up and kick the fucker out
>>60410661
It doesn't last long enough... only 30 mins
It's fucking stupid national football teams can have foreign managers, should be the same rules for managers as for players
>>60410773
why is it so light
>>60410652
>a pile of shit with a face on it
post pics that make you think mass shootings are justified
>>60410746
>30 seconds drive
would it not be just as fast to walk?
772
F
>image.jpg
>>60410772
>dude
FOY
>>60410834
prefer not to say
>>60410766
I can if you want.
shall I take a foreign language class lads? would that be a good place to meet people?
>>60410799
>Appoints you Minister for Immigration
>>60410772
>>60410859
not an argument
>>60410760
Me right now
How did you stretch it?
>>60410772
>being this flustered
>>60409634
can you not make new threads
most people here have sweden filtered
thanks
really makes you think
do you think there's a flag on the /int/ system that's never posted once
>>60410869
je préfère ne pas le dire
me and the lads
>>60410834
no its an 8 min walk maybe a min drive actually
>>60410826
would give her a stuffing
>>don't want kids but painfully aware of the impending population crisis for the white race
>>60409801
>thinking it's about some score and not about relieving stress/feeling better
>giving a shit what other people think and letting others determine who you sexually release on
This is the most beta thing I've ever heard. Getting a high class escort might be the best thing you can do for yourself.
Fuck the rest, make money.
got to be up early tomorrow to go clothes shopping at asda x
>>60410813
rain failed to show up
>>60410890
one might say his food was the shit
thank you, thank you
Is there a more normie activity than listening to music?
>>60410970
ah yes
>>60410869
I take language classes in Mandarin.
Great way to meet people and very therapeutic.
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Belfast tomorrow.
>>60410882
Just started pulling it back in the bath and shower multiple times a day. Pull it until it hurts but don't go too far or you will tear it, but it will hurt way too much before this happens.
Once it got looser I would put a finger in either side and pull the skin in opposite directions. Might sound weird but this was so much faster than the first method.
Now my foreskin is completely normal and I get that fanny.
>>60410869
Have you got a fair bit of free time in the evenings? Would you enjoy the classes even if it's mainly just chatty middle-aged people and not qt girls?
If you answered yes to both these questions then i'd definitely do it.
>Hey anon, get up to anything interesting when you're not hanging around here?
How do you respond?
>>60410972
can think of several
>>60410915
>Swiggity swooty meeme
>>60411028
2no"
>>60410940
post more snaps, matey
>>60410972
talking to people
the wine is really hitting the sides now oh boy
how are you meant to know when to kiss a girl
>>60411048
or not 2no
>>60411008
Sounds like effort
Might just go see my GP
the so-called "g 4gbh i3gr hnhuny9p46ouhnmhh lgfhu huihguhg g gg4 thb ghh 3gh bhgubh g"
>>60411028
hanging around where? I can't think of anywhere I would be where someone would ask me that
>>60410894
Western Sahara
>>60411085
when she passes out from the chloroform
>>60410869
Ye lad. What language are you thinking of doing? be aware that you will probably have to do about 30 minutes revision daily if you want to pass any exams no problem
I push my fingers into my
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
got stumped lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_xgkv9MT8
third eye is opening TONIGHT lads
When the literal religion of peace is calling you out , you know you fucked up
>>60410894
Western Sahara and Bouvet Island.
Chinese food.
TONIGHT!
>>60411085
hopefully she starts leaning in first and you get the message
other than that not sure haha x
>>60411085
A girl wanted to kiss me last night but I ignored it and then went outside. When I came back she was kissing a girl.
>>60411093
i have this too but the string part is really tight when i pull it back
Is this normal?
>>60411093
You'll get a muzzie who will try to get you circumcised.
Just stretch it you lazy bastard.
>>60411186
did she like it?
I push my fingers into my
FORESKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>Hi there anon, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
>>60411085
You just know by her face, biting her lip is a good sign
>>60411194
String part?
>>60411215
i-i-i can see your nipples
>>60411194
>>60411226
frenulum
you need the chop lad
>>60411194
I have the exact same problem as you
I don't think it is normal
>>60411085
Using special normie vibes that I've never understood
>>60411215
i'll eat your pussy like a bogey
>>60411256
Ah shit
Well, time to go see my doctor
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
>>60410760
>able to pull skin back all my life easy
>one day inside of foreskin randomly starts drying up and getting get
>so sensitive now can't pull it back anymore in fear of opening a cut
Wtf man
while watching anime i had the realization that pretty much all "normal" "people" have friends their entire lives
what the fuck is wrong with them
>>60411215
I'll eat your minge like a fucking champion
I also have the old phimo, is there a correlation between it and being an autist?
>>60411256
really?
Can I not just cut it and then stretch the foreskin
Getting the chop sound like a big deal
>>60411140
>He thinks Buddhists are peaceful
They are inciting violence against rohingya in Burma and deprive them of citizenship lad. The baldy in that webm is acting like a dindu nuffin
http://hotspotter.tumblr.com/post/80084976254/wildcardred-unreleased-this-guy-i-didnt
>>60411304
Cucks you in.
>>60411052
sure just let me attention whore all over the place lad
>>60411324
>Goochland
howling
>>60411311
>portugal
fuck me
what
>>60411194
frenulum can be stretched but it's time consuming and not easy
might want to see a doctor but remember that you DON'T need to get circumcised in almost all cases of phimosis
Don't let yourself be mutilated while there are still other options
>>60411311
>NK
>data not available
Kek
>>60411333
>cut it
it would be extremely painful
>>60411319
That's not normal at all.
Go to a fucking doctor if you can't pull your normal foreskin back.....
>>60411311
My sister's boyfriend is actually illiterate
>>60410861
go for it
>>60411333
>can I not just cut it
Fucking hell lad don't do that to yourself
>>60411311
What the fuck is going on with portugal?
>tfw "kpop autist"
>tfw salary is probably in the top 1% of /brit/
>tfw have my own place
>tfw drive a luxury German car
>>60411387
no I fucking am not
In the showers at school this one lad had phimosis and pointed to the side so we called him Captain Hook
Going to bed lads
good night
>>60411215
this girl is not that hot, the see through dress is effecting the hotness of the picture
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
>>60411392
I was going to before when I was younger lel
A few of my m8's have broken theirs
There is so much blood
>>60411370
I'm always surprised whenever there is data available for them on other maps
>>60411207
Reckon so. She went back in for seconds.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE FILTHY PAKIS ABOUT CIRCUMCISION.
You don't need it. Just stretch it.
Yes, the 'stringy part' will be tight but it will stretch the same as anything else.
>>60411397
excellent mate, maybe you can afford to hire someone to cure your autism
got drunk last night and bought the ubisoft humble bundle.
Now I found out almost all of the fucking games require origins.
>>60411393
lmao, you just got meme'd XDDDDD
>>60411353
>>60411393
t. been on /int/ for about 2 days
>>60411356
Its not like I'm ever gonna have sex anyway ha ha
>this girl is not that hot, the see through dress is effecting the hotness of the picture
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
>>60411438
don't you ever talk about imogen like that in my presence again you fat CUNT
>>60411438
And you're Robert Pattinson of course
>>60411472
>Ubisoft
>requires origins
Do you mean uPlay?
>>60411498
>>60411464
pretty sure it won't
its a completely different condition
rate my gf
