kpop edition
first for fuck /balt/
>mfw no k-pop idol gf
why live?
crayon pop
Kyary
just want a gf lads FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY AM I SUCH A FREAK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy
don't like this thread so far
you need to up the post quality or I might leave
>>60406866
same
doing MDMA instead though wahey
>tfw no John Redwood PM
>tfw no Dan Hannan PM
>tfw no Michael Gove PM
why live
put some tender stem broccoli in my stir fry
>>60403907
wew lad the things i'd do to choa
cara 2bh lads
When friends or relatives die, consciously think, “I too will die.” In the Messengers Sutta (AN 3.36), a man is asked, “Good man, didn’t it occur to you, an intelligent and mature person, ‘I too am subject to death, I am not exempt from death. Let me now do good by body, speech, and mind’?” The man must sheepishly answer, “No, I was heedless…” Reflect for yourself on the certainty of your death and how you would like to live.
>>60403907
>>60406825
>>60406898
you lads see that goal on soccer aid?
>>60406914
what food group is that?
>>60406946
gurners
starting to feel tfw no gf again lads not sure if I can handle this
THE DAY'S COMING LADS AND I'M NOT READY FOR THE PAIN
>>60406935
What's happening here and why am I erect?
>>60406935
would end this worm's miserable existence if he did this within 500 yards of me
>>60406965
just make sure you get your 5 a day
>>60406935
still want to know the context
We are all one race, the human race
There is literally no logic to backup being racist and patriotic
>>60406935
why did he do it?
>>60406935
The fuck, would merk that skelly cunt ngl.
>>60407028
yeah don't worry i will x
Early had a really short guy and I'm 5'1 this guy wasn't much taller than me. He had the ugliest tan leather jacket on and a green baseball cap. Kept hinting that he wanted anal but I already state I don't do it. Apart from that a fairly standard 30 minutes he was super lazy like just laid on the bed and let me do oral then get on top it's weird when they don't really seem into it at all. Only reaction he made was a quick noise when he popped that might as well have been a death rattle.
Next was an hour with crossfit guy. great body with a tribal tattoo down his side the type said he does kickboxing and is a personal traner. Managed to hit all the right spots even made me orgasm. One of those where you wonder why he'd be paying for prostitutes but seems the hobbyist type who does it regularly. Money was straight out without asking, never questioned any of my security checks and was all business.
Now waiting on comic book guy who is one of my regulars. Probably the last booking of the day calls and messages have been total garbage today. Can tell the boyfriend I'll be done at 9 maybe see if he wants to watch a movie.
>>60406990
Who would you want as king, Harry or William?
>>60407002
No you wouldn't.
here's a photo of the annoying communist britmong living in denmark
>>60407051
I was the second one
WHICH ONE OF YOUS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
Notice when you drive by cemeteries and mortuaries how your mind may not want to notice these places, even if you pass them every day. Consider that your body might soon be decomposing there.
>you are george bush on 9/11
what do you do?
>>60407093
how interesting
>>60406935
Fucking hate that thing where Orientals wear those stupid face masks. Saw a few of them doing it around here for a while but thankfully we put a stop to it.
>>60407093
Wish I was attractive
Also why do all commies have long hair
>>60407093
james mcavoy?
>>60407082
It's not a matter of who I want lad, it's a matter of the line of succession.
I'm happy with Wills though, his wife is a qt
>>60407029
Equality is a social construct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB81Q3_Xs64
Kyary
>>60407114
congratulate the CIA on perfecting the perfect 'terrorist incident' which gives me the ground to start an illegal war
>>60407144
that isn't attractive in the slightest
>>60407173
arr rook same
>>60407144
he doesn't look good
want to find a lesbian gf and get her hooked on the d
SHIPLADS
Walk in the cemetery. You might read the gravestones, imagining real people with hopes, dreams, fears, personalities. It is also interesting to notice their ages – some were quite young, younger than you, when they died. Or you might sit quietly and tune in to the energy of the place. Contemplate: Death can come at any time.
I want to get a dog lads, how many times are you supposed to feed them? I plan on walking him everyday
>>60407254
want to apply for the merchant navy 2bh
suck me
Need to stop getting a hard on, pizza man will be here soon...
Why is Africa such a terrible place?
Literally every continent experienced colonialism (including Europe).
Asia and South America's qualify of life may be inferior to Europe but they're Heaven compared to Africa.
How does Africa manage to be so terrible despite all of their resources?
Its about ethics in video games journalism
can you lads give me some names of korean pornstars to look up?
>>60407183
>>60407216
Maybe that's just my low standards cos I'm ugly but he looks like he has a normal facial structure
>>60407270
once a day lad
maybe more if it's a big guy
where can I find a 4/10 borderline autistic girl aged between 18 and 25 that I can watch films with?
>>60406935
What a prick, still need to know the context but I'd dds spec this motherfucker into oblivion.
>>60407321
post face
theres only 4 of us here
>>60407321
He's pretty cute if you ask me.
>>60403907
omg why are korean girls so fucking sweet and sexy? they are not from this world i swear!
>>60407355
right here x
>>60407304
Because they're dumb niggers.
>>60407304
Read Guns, Germs, and Steel
>>60407399
guaranteed replies
>>60407272
Do it
im jacqueline mccafferty
>>60407270
A bowl a day
big bowl for a big dog
small bowl for a small dog
if they get fat, you're feeding them too much
if they get skinny, not enough
>>60407374
Yeah, that's after thousands of pounds of plastic surgery
Images of corpses or decaying bodies can be found and used for formal contemplation. Please do this sensitively, being aware of who might find them on your computer screen, book shelf, or desk. Set aside time to view them in a serene setting with a meditative mind. Some anatomy books feature photos of dissected cadavers. Consider that your body is the same.
>>60407399
>reading a print version of reddit when there's a website
get with the times gramps!
>>60407385
solid post honestly
>>60407430
do you work at a ship?
>>60407431
>new Sims lets you create a trap harem
Bueno
>Read Guns, Germs, and Steel
>>60407430
wew, you on holiday break now or something
want to get into a decent company like maersk but doubt they'll accept me 2bh
>>60407431
Wish my new graphics card would get here so I can play the Sims 4 and make a man and his husband get pregnant
cheeky video of my willy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=496_1465074566
>>60407399
gave you a (You) on /his/ and now on /int/
the gf (number 3)
>>60407576
kill yourself
There are easily accessible pictures of skeletons on the Web or in books. It is particularly powerful to look at “scattered” skeletons with the bones not in the correct locations and to contemplate, as the Satipatthana Sutta (MN 10) says, “here a hand-bone, there a foot-bone, […] here an arm-bone, there a shoulder-bone, […] here a tooth, there the skull […] this body too will be like that.” It is surprising how we can subtly cling to the structure of the body as something stable.
![warwickshire-county-bear[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cnZKHjA.gif "warwickshire-county-bear[1].gif")
All counties report in
>>60407270
"that looks like it takes a lot of work" ?
>Arsenal are going for Mahrez as well
>>60407483
Yeah m80 officer cadet
>>60407512
Nope. In port atm and getting internet for the first time in 3 months. Still 2 more months before returning to uni. It's bonkers
>>60407576
What the fuck is wrong with the entire back row?
>>60407732
that's what women look like without makeup
>>60407732
>gif
fuck off
hail satan
A common effect of an encounter with death is stronger appreciation for virtuous behavior. A friend dies, or we spend a scary night nearly dying in the emergency room, and this gives us a new perspective on how much we value our relationships and lifestyle. Sometimes this lasts for a short period, and sometimes a person’s whole outlook is transformed into one that is organized around generosity, gratitude and virtue.
The long-term result of living this way is that one no longer fears death. The Buddha consoles a man worried about the fate of his mind at death by saying, “Don’t be afraid! Don’t be afraid! Your death will not be a bad one, your demise will not be a bad one. When a person’s mind has been fortified over a long time by faith, virtue, learning, generosity, and wisdom, [it] goes upwards, goes to distinction.” (SN 55.21).
*thinks about things*
hmm........
>>60407685
how does one become a shiplad?
what do i need to do in order to work on a boat?
Decided that I want to have some anime in the background but can't work out if I want to /brit/post or play Empire: Total War
>>60407685
got any tips for the interview la? going to apply soon
nice body girly
kony 2012
>>60407833
really makes you think.
>>60407576
Number 11 looks like someone photoshopped a blokes face on there...lol
>>60407732
You mean unlike the lookers on the front row?
nonce in this film
>>60407430
>join merchant navy
>on boat
>get hit by rogue wave
>drown
Hmmm probably not
>>60407898
looks like andy townsend
felt bad about muhammad ali until i found out hes a ruddy muslim grrr
>>60407875
Those people should have been herded into shipping containers and dumped into Scapa Flow ngl.
>>60407908
They look like shit as well, but no where near as bad.
Starting a new job tomorrow lads.
I'm going to be, no meming, a call centre manager in charge of about 50-60 people.
What should I do to break the ice at the start of my first speech tomorrow morning?
>cousins treat my aunty like shit
>always calling her names, putting her down and shaming her
>takes all their shit, still loves them and would probably die for those twats
wtf?
fuck it's so hot
>go for interview
>get turned down
>see the exact same role re-posted two days later
>>60407994
say absolutely nothing
say the line is bad
>>60407994
>I'm crashing this company, with no survivors
>>60407962
a school I used to work in must have bought about €2k worth of stuff off them
most of it was thrown out
So it seems Poleaboo has made a new blog
https://www.poleaboo.bIoghost.com/
>>60407270
fuck off will you. dog owners are deluded narcissists. what gives you the right to imprison some animal for your own amusement, then on the rare occasions you take it out, it could bite and maim people and inevitably leave toxic shite all over the pavement? not to mention the noise pollution these animals make by barking all day as any animal would when isolated in solitary confinement while the owner is sat at work. fuck yourself you arrogant twat.
>>60407994
Cover yourself in green paint and run around shouting REEEEEEEEEE
>>60408015
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?
>>60408063
virus
>>60408063
literally confirmed virus do not click not ajoke
>>60408061
lel, I'd be pretty livid if a school in my area spent that amount on such shite.
>>60407994
you're the kpop pleb aren't you
why do you cunts always overreact when it's warm weather?
open a fucking window utter imbeciles
>>60408051
Whoever they hired didn't turn up, or was a nonce who got sacked
>>60408051
>See role
>Applied
>Got a rejection two hours later
>The deadline is a week away
Wow, I got merked pretty hard, haha
>>60407399
>papau new guineans are smarter than white people because i know one and he's really smart honest
how scientific
>>60407844
Find a shipping company or maritime organisation to sponsor your cadetship and reap the dosh.
>>60407856
Be smart and honest. Don't ask about salaries.
>>60407921
>yank gets on a ship
>immediate list
There's your problem
>>60408063
>4th June: Today my paki boy pucci was fucked by some cute British white boy for 45 minutes
jesus christ
>>60408110
>>60408103
google blocked it am I stlll fucked?
>>60407576
literally all mingers except for 8
>>60407685
>Yeah m80 officer cadet
sweet, do you ever visit sweden with it?
>utter imbeciles
>tfw not sure if high forehead or receding hairline
>>60408124
Yes.
Should I play them kpop?
>>60407921
>Yank gets on boat
>Sinks
>>60407910
I am Noboru kun in this pic AMA
>>60408164
worried I'll get put on some shit company doing ferries in scotland or something lol, will be really disappointing
redpill me on guns germs and steel please
>>60408126
t. Reptilian oil industry lobbyist
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
How are you lads planning on doing your fasts? Bear in mind the days will be 17 hours long.
>>60408236
We wuz kings and sheit
>>60408176
Nope. We have plenty of Swedish charts but so far I've only been around W. Europe and most of the Med. I would love to visit Scandinavia.
>>60408231
FONT
>>60408207
What Korean pornstars do you recommend?
icy tear drops flip phone on my hip
It's the worst when they are big and they last a long time because I just know that for the rest of the day I'll be sore and it makes other bookings a pain to do. Now and again there is a hot guy I really enjoy a long time with but mostly I want them to finish so we can make small talk and give back rubs it's easy when that happens. Sometimes it just takes forever and they are the annoying type who want to move you in 20 different positions.
>>60408164
seems like it would take a really long time to get this job
>>60408249
first post this thread that's made me laugh
>>60408293
porn is illegal in south korea
>>60408273
What's the long term career plan of being a shiplad?
Will you eventually be a captain of a ship?
>>60408273
do you not get to travel around the world?
also how can I avoid this >>60408235
>>60408207
lmao
>>60408293
Bambino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7So1uH5YKg0
>>60408163
You clearly haven't read the book lad or are at all aware of its contents
>>60408273
>We have plenty of Swedish charts but so far I've only been around W
tell me if you ever visit Sweden and wanna take a beer, i live near a dock
>>60408261
>tfw 6'2, ripped and trained in Jiu-jitsu
Good luck you fat monglet.
>>60408380
i doubt he wants to hang around with a pathetic piece of dog shit like you
>>60408319
ask your dad you melt
think it takes about 3 years for training
>>60408357
>Candy girls
What did she mean by this
Imagine having a gf lads, I actually miss my bitch of an ex I'm so lonely
>>60408425
please tell me how i'm a piece of shit.
>>60408261
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh... nothin personell.. kid....
>>60408426
my dad didnt do it the way this shiplad or anyone else in the uk did it
>>60408261
>>60408391
>tfw LITERALLY 6'19" and biceps thicker than your legs
>>60408261
6'8" here and 400lbs. Would eat you for breakfast Tbh
>>60408463
shut the fuck up
>>60408236
white people did better because zebras "can't be domesticated"
are jobs on ships really that sought after
cocaine in my throat from my nose dripped down
>>60408456
Same
I really miss the sex
>>60408456
>Imagine having a gf lads
> I actually miss my bitch of an ex
Well it sounds like you'd know you fucking turbonormie
>>60408368
I have read it so piss right off.
>>60408319
It's pretty straight forward. Intakes for courses are Sep and Jan. You can go for an interview as late as a month prior to uni and still get in. It's completely down to the company.
>>60408235
>>60408354
Apply directly to a shipping company. You're only likely to be on a ferry if you apply to some training company like MEF with no ships of their own
>>60408347
Captain shiplad is the end goal for me but I'm still thinking over it
>>60408380
Appreciate the offer.
>>60408537
you drunk la. this post makes no sense
>>60408463
because you spam pictures of people shitting 24/7
NEUROTYPICALS EVACUATE THE THREAD FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>>60408535
I have no desire to be a shiplad as it would be a dramatic career change but it does sound comfy af desu
>>60408537
hehe classic
Coke on your own on the lord''s day is a bit degen' though laddo
>>60408591
nice mém my friend
>>60408548
That's pretty much the only reason I miss her, but I still wish I had a qt to cuddle. I don't want to cuddle my ex at all
Peace and love everyone, i hope your weekend has been a good one so far and you have managed to find fun, happiness and love. Remember in these hard times that others struggle and when possible find a few minutes each day to go out of your way to help someone or if you are in need just ask. i would be happy to chat and if i can't help i may know someone who can. big love x
>>60408633
smells of normie book this one
that feel when no arranged marriage
On my 22nd book of the year
>>60408628
You NEED to fuck off though matey, also seek medical help.
>>60408456
think a girl would leave me as soon as she saw what my life amounted to
>>60408628
you're mentally ill
>>60408706
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Best part of Dubai to stay? Thinking Dubai Marina
>>60408261
>>60408391
>>60408494
>tfw i'm literally brock lesnar
>>60408706
Not opening that
i wanna know what love is
i wanna know what it feels like
>that feel when you pull away from kissing her, open your eyes, look in hers and see her with a big smile
>>60408764
dubai one you get one free
>>60408770
It's just Roger Ebert getting a cotton swab shoved down his throat from the looks of it desu
Regular who I've only ever seen as an in call, begged me to do an outcall to his home.... Turns out wasn't his home, was his sisters and she was on a night shift... He spent the 2 hours shoving substances up his nose and being paranoid that she would come home and catch him.... I spent 2 hours not wanting to be there while chomping on a flaccid willy.... To make matters worse I hate drugs but realised he dipped his willy in a certain white powder.... It really didn't improve my mood or my patience but I woke up this morning to a sparking clean kitchen so I suppose I got some benefit.....
>>60408706
What is it?
>>60408609
>comfy af
Kek.
There's a fucking massive spectrum of emotion for how you feel on a ship and comfy is only really when you're working on the bridge.
Being at sea is great though. It's only when you come into port that everyone tries to fuck you over. Port authorities are bribe seeking scum in almost every port I've been in. They will make your life hell. Go for a transatlantic company with long voyages.
>>60408801
pls stop
>>60408723
>>60408747
I love you /brit/, why all this hate?
>Fireworks going off
>Check calendar
>It's not November
??????
>>60408724
When I met her, I had no friends and worked at a shitty factory job. Theres always hope
>>60408801
idktf
>>60408789
It's really the most amazing feeling in the world
I was with my gf for 5 years and then we just slowly drifted apart but we were madly in love for a long time
Would've literally died for eachother
>>60408801
>tfw I don't know this feel as I've never kissed a girl
>>60408764
why would you want to go to that muslim shithole lad
>>60408860
do they do fireworks during ramadan?
>>60408838
why haven't you been across the world yet lad
and what company are you with/what inspired you to do this
>>60408801
thank god i never experienced this
Also want to be a shiplad.
Wait, what's the internet connection like on a container ship in the middle of the ocean?
>>60408898
they're called suicide vests mate
>tfw no anime gf
>>60408801
MAN UP YOU FUCKING FANNY
>>60408838
>There's a fucking massive spectrum of emotion for how you feel on a ship and comfy is only really when you're working on the bridge.
desu I imagined that it would be like Star Trek except water instead of space and niggers instead of Klingons
WHERE ARE THE 4/10 GFS
Small man with small penis with lots of salty pre-cum oozing out. I had to spit as I sucked all in unison. I had a few moments there where I almost stopped and said 'Sorry this is not going to be possible'. He kissed me with his tongue but no movement and his saliva was dribbling down my throat. Bad breath too.
But I did it.
Thank God it was only an hour.
>>60408949
>>60408981
Having casual sex
>>60408982
she said she wouldn't tell anyone ;_;
check out me tan line
>>60408893
Want to break my journey back from Singapore. An 8hr flight directly followed by a 7hr flight isn't fun and I can afford a nice hotel for a few days in Dubai.
>>60408938
not him but I don't think there is any unless you're on some super new modern shit that has satellite internet, then again it will be slow af
>that feel when you pull away from hugging her, open your wallet, look at her and see her with a big smile
>NO FEMALE WILL EVER LOVE YOU
>>60409054
kek
>>60409041
just tank the flight and stop being a fucking pussy
>>60407304
read Why Nations Fail
anyone got the british lad battering a yank in mcdonalds
>tfw I have never seen a pair of boobs IRL
>>60408982
Ken, I fucking love this gimmick 2bh
>peanut butter M&Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOHLeXxfNu0
choon
I remember when I was 17 with my gf, we were at the church sitting outside talking and I told her I loved her, she said it back. When it came time to walk home we kissed and I turned around and started walking away. she sneaked up on me as I was walking just to give me a big hug from behind.
I haven't had any physical contact with a girl since her
I want to feel that feel again
pls stop with the gf/love posting
I'm 29 and literally never been on a date
>when you have to ring up because your pizza hasn't arrived
Can someone explain what exactly a fuckboy or fuccboi is?
See these lasses on Tinder "no fuckboys"
What qualities would signify one as a fuckboy?
>>60409122
I've done longer before (12hr flight + 5hr layover + 7hr flight) just want a little rest on the beach you know?
>>60409174
They saw you with a boner through the window
>just started getting a thing going with this one cute girl
It'll fall apart in the end but I'll enjoy it while it lasts, ey lads?
>>60409172
can you bee my bf?
>>60409139
they don't sell them here sadly
>>60409176
you're a fuccboi
now let me poz your jucci neghole
>>60409202
FOB
soccer aid is over, you lads watch it?
>>60409174
>When they give you the wrong order
>19
>Had about 4 gfs
>Dropped the V at 17
>Enjoy posting here
I don't know how to feel
I attribute the fact that I don't have a gf now down to the fact that I am boring as fuck
Also working full time
>22 years old
>never kissed a girl
>never even held hands
>>60409172
I'm you but 24
>>60408907
I've been around the entire med and western europe on my first sea phase. Even to those little Arab shitholes like Algeria and Egypt. I'm incredibly satisfied with where I've been. Just so happens my current ship only operates around med+eu.
I hope to go to Asia and Nippon in the future.
>>60408977
It can be a bit like Star Trek at times but I imagine a cruise ship would be closer to the Enterprise experience
>>60409170
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