Jezza edition
cara
crayon pop
maisie
kpop, anime and kyary desu
>>60403906
TOO FUCKING SLOW!
THESE CUNTS ACTUALLY STOP COMMENTING AND JUST BANG ON REFRESH TO GET FIRST COMMENT.
WHAT A SAD, SAD LIFE.
me on the left
WHY DON'T YOU STOP SMOKING DOPE
GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE
GET A JOB
AND START PAYING FOR YOUR KID
*thunderous applause from the audience*
you lads see that shot on soccer aid?
>>60403906
>>60403954
>>60403966
>>60403906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfXhXw0fco
Jeremy Kyle is such a jeb end.
He asks like a big man but shits himself when anyone is aggressive towards him.
Can you lads sort me out with some British insults so I can banter my English friends
So far, I've picked up
>spacker
>nonce
>ponce (not sure what that means)
>pikey
>>60403962
>text from co worker about our new boss who starts tomorrow
>shes 1 year younger than us and did media and marketing as her degree at some shit uni
>me and him been with firm for just under 2 years
fuming lads.
>>60403919
Loss of growth because of uncertainty if we leave in the next few years isn't something George Osborne made up
It's predicted by the ifs, IMF, CBI, world bank, bank of england along with the Treasury, a majority of uk economists and others
Even farage admits it will be a short term economic hit for a long term gain
>>60404009
what the fuck
>>60403962
It's a script lad
>>60404009
don't know why i laughed so hard at this
>>60403888
anime tower and plane lad, this might be what you want.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Place_Promised_in_Our_Early_Days
>>60404009
What's happening in this webm?
>>60404061
You wankstain
Best not to call an actual pikey a pikey though, haha
>>60403981
yes that was the one
cheers senpai
>why yes, I am indeed someone so far down the pay scale I feel threatened by immigrants
HE'S STILL AT IT
>>60404061
Mug
Bell end
knob head
dick head
wasteman
Pleb
Damn she ugly
Report all off topic post you see. Let's ban these runts once and for all before the night is over
>>60404100
sub developed brain?
>Im single mum with 4 kids that i love to bits
>>60404187
only niggers and chavs say wasteman
>>60404061
twat
bender
prat
arse piece
>>60404123
>senpai
What does that actually mean in Nip-speak?
>I want to visit Italy without a visa!!!
Why are bremainers such morons? I went to Hong Kong and they stamped me with a visa free stay of 180 days. 90 days without a visa in Japan, 90 in the USA and 180 in Canada. Singapore 90 days as well. I didn't need a visa for switzerland. I did need a visa for Russia and China and guess what, they were a piece of piss to obtain anyway.
What do you lads think of Islam?
>>60404233
An elder.
I was in karate back in sixth grade.
>>60404193
>yank
off topic
>>60404061
Nobjockey
>>60404233
older student/ senior at work I think
>yanks
I remember once when there was this week of anime on Film 4. I quite liked it but couldn't remember this one really good one. Anyone else remember that week?
cave ab homine unius libri
ITS CALLED THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW
what did he mean by this?
fwb just told me to put sammin' on the end of it
Lads it's just too fucking hot and I am sweating my balls off tbqh
>>60404203
back to your chinese cartoons lad
>>60404261
Why are leftie students so thick?
>>60404061
nincompoop
swine
ninny
birdbrain
deadend
doing a jez
>>60404261
In the EU you could literally go and work in italy tomorrow
>>60404279
Once I broke my ankle and I had to go up the stairs on my arse
it was bants
>>60404061
>ponce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFavnzXK9Q
>>60404280
Yeah I remember that, it was a week of Studio Ghibli films or whatever it's called. It was March 2013 if I remember correctly.
Quite enjoyed Pom Poko and spirited away desu
>>60404261
visit, work and live you fucking child. If you don't understand what people are talking about listen don't join in.
>>60404304
They want cheap flights so they can get wankered in Ibiza
>>60404261
They're called 'Remainians' not Bremainers
>>60404266
>>60404272
Ah right, it's mentioned in that sort of context on K-On
>>60404261
Have you ever been btfo in a single image before?
>>60404184
https://desustorage.org/_/search/filename/1425260533494.jpg/
>Posts on /mlp/
>Uses Grindr
>Admits to being a virgin
This was a great insight into the mind if a brexit shill
I KNOW YOU WANT THIS FOR LIFE
TAKING PICTURES WITH ALL MY ICE
BUT I CANT HAVE NO WIFE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR THE NIGHT
Dulce bellum inexpertis
>>60404261
>he thinks the EU won't punish Britain for leaving
I guarantee they'll ask for a visa from Brits day one if you leave.
>full time mummy
>>60404356
The sorts of people that go to Ibiza are not leftie students m8
>>60404261
Ignore that post lad, >>60404364 I meant to reply to the EU shill, haha. I'm such a silly billy
>>60404061
Gooney bird
ahahahahahahahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Ejk8JUjsU
>>60404355
The image only says visit, so suck my dick you bastard cunt fucking twat
All she wants to do is ride around sally
>>60404299
don't like em, animation is largely dead to me.
>>60404304
same reason right wing students are pig shit think - they are both students, people learning not people who have knowledge. Students know fuck all, if they did they would be professors.
>>60404378
clearly multiple people use that image you fucking spastic
>>60404304
They think they've been given all the facts and they've been told by meme-educators that they're smart, special, this country's future and etc.
Also they've been told that outers are just irrational EDL supporting xenophobies.
Basically they're arrogant and ignorant and we mainly have their parents and shitty educators to blame
>>60404261
>My definition of open borders is going to shopping malls in Paris
And these are the guys still calling themselves the "oppressed 99%"?
Fere homines libenter id quod volunt credunt.
>>60404393
No they won't. The EU economy has tanked and they can't afford more bureaucracy like that especially since we'd just reciprocate.
should i put loads of fake contacts in my phone in case someone ever looks through it and sees I'm a sad case
>>60404437
Very rude. Respect your elders.
>>60404261
Face it, those calling for Brexit are a fucking joke. The fact that you are allowing the likes of Rupert Murdoch, Farage, Boris Johnson to dictate our foreign relations demonstrates that you lack any capacity of rational thought.
>>60404378
>Literally one of the most common images on 4chan
>Multiple different flags
The shill is lashing out in all directions now lads. Literally on the ropes
>yanks
>>60404446
someone forgot to add the rest? you and others not knowing something isnt the same as it being not relevant.
>>60404452
And it's the same when you were searching the straw man image, there was even a Greek using it
How does it feel when somebody else uses your shill tactics on you? Carefully before I start posting le yellow Reddit man
the future gf trying to seduce me
>>60404513
yeah kad
Guarantee I've travelled more than anyone ITT and I'm voting out. I also have a masters degree so I'm better educated than almost all of you, any PhDs in here? What is your voting intention?
>>60404280
Studio Ghibli week, Princess Mononoke was the best imo
>>60404501
>No they won't
I'm 100% sure they will. Britain's exit threatens the existence of the entire union. They'll take whatever means are necessary to stop such a move from happening again.
>>60403995
HE IS YOUR CHILD TAKE SOME RESPONSIBLY
*clapping intensifies*
>you now realise how bad it's going to be trying to get to sleep tonight
>>60404513
Yes, someone at work took my phone and looked at mine, I had to explain why my contacts consisted of "Mum, Home, Me"
>mfw Brexiters always argue about muuh immigration
>yet they choose to actively ignore that there's 2 million brits in Spain who will get kicked out because of the lack of bilateral agreements if Brexit goes forward
Brexiters are a fucking joke tbqh
>>60404519
Ah yes you're siding with the noble George Osbourne, Baron Rothschild and George Soros, defenders of humanity.
>>60404625
do I?
>>60404501
>>60404585
>you know realise that it will be a complicated bargaining process with two relatively powerful players that both have a lot to preserve/gain but also lose
Mongs on either side 2bh
>>60404352
>>60404573
I seem to remember it being much further back than that. Bakc when I watched anime on the tv without wondering whether I looked like a sad case or not
I'll check out if there's a record of stuff that was on and what was good though, cheers la
>>60404559
>>60404625
why
>>60404513
Good idea I will do this too, give me some names to add into my contacts lads
>I support further centralisation of power and more integration into the EU superstate
>I want UK sovereignty to dissolve into an amorphous mess
>I want common law to become so incoherent it has to be discarded
Remainers are mentally ill.
>>60404552
what so there's multiple people posting the exact pro eu paragraph on /brit/?
>>60404681
I took a sleeping pill with my laxatives
>>60404625
>when you take a load of opiates and for some reason can't sleep so just lay there feeling warm, fuzzy and tingly for hours
Best feeling.
>>60404632
Or they just don't care people the 2 million brits in Spain are all fucking plebs who don't integrate.
Knowledge has no enemies but the ignorant.
>>60404674
>tfw closet anime case who hides power level
No regrets tbqhf
>>60404632
>implying foreign European citizens will be deported en masse either in or out of the EU.
Vienna treaty nigga, educate yourself. No one already here or there is getting kicked out
>>60404724
>Hello I'm new here, what is a copy pasta?
>>60404629
how did you explain
>>60404348
what did he mean by this?
>>60404452
with that exact file name?
>>60404570
Doing PhD atm, remaining.
>>60404726
You'll have a shitemare
>>60404393
You really think the EU would hamper trade and tourism with the world's 5th biggest economy?
They need us, we don't need them. You don't need a visa for Iceland, Norway, Switzerland or Monaco.
fucking love crowded house
Just going to the shop lads anybody want anything?
>>60404674
Nah it was definitely around that point in 2013 because it was that week that I got so ill with a stomach infection I couldn't go on holiday so had to watch anime in my nan's back room instead
>>60404625
You now realise I'm taking a massive dose of diclazepam
covered in sweat lads
>>60404823
A goon sack please.
[fake laugh intensifies]
Eversince i cut down on coffee
it has a much greater effect
Vote to leave or vote to stay? Also why?
>>60404823
Freedom for the 6 counties.
Lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406979
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406979
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406979
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406979
>>60404787
The eu don't have a free trade agreement with the first, second or third biggest economies
What's so special about number five?
>>60404823
2 packs of skittles, a magnum classic and some toothpicks please boss
>>60404823
A girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFt-pRIvL9E
this man is your friend
he fights for you
>yanks
>>60404777
Considering a PhD myself, how is it?
My dad works as a STEM PhD supervisor and he says they are worthless these days, since braindead foreigners basically get a free pass because their parents have paid the uni off.
>>60404890
whats wrong with that?
>>60404787
This is why I'm convinced that Remainers are actually just cucks looking for ways to undermine their country. They seem to be getting actively aroused at the thought of a vindictive EU lashing out at the UK rather than both pursuing absolute gains rather than relative ones
>>60404755
>"I haven't added people yet, I just speak with everyone on WhatsApp"
Which is also complete shit since I never used whatsapp.
>>60404873
that we are one of the largest of importers of both german and french goods, reckon they're just gonna go "oh fuck it, we didn't need them anyway"
>>60404873
Number 5 is 20 miles away not 5000 miles away
>>60404823
airconditioning
>>60404924
but dont you need to have them added as contacts to talk to them on whatsapp
>>60404873
Whereas plenty of other countries do have FTAs with the USA or China. The EU on the other hand can't because of 28 internal priorities.
Need to clean up my wank
>>60404890
>>60404961
No idea never used it, he just did a "Hmm" and left it at that.
>>60403903
this 2bh
>14
Wots 1?
suck me
Went by the Asda today to to find that slag but she wasn't working.
Tomorrow.
going for a shit text me if there's any good posts
07394762547
>>60404987
sounds like you need to clean up your life mate
WAHEY
>>60404978
Two arguments from the remain side:
1. The EU is perfect, which is bollocks
2. The EU is shit but we should stay a part of it just...cause.
BLOODY CRETINS
>>60405019
this is
>>60405045
>Posting your m8s phone number
le personel armee XDDDD
BRIT
YES
>I'm transsexual and I fight for what I believe in.
>>60405081
how many do you have
>>60405081
>cara will never have explosive diarrhea in your mouth
bit disappointing desu
>>60404513
Yeah I have a few, most don't have numbers attached its just names
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465108315934.webm
>>60404978
IT'S TWENTY SIXTEEN
>>60405089
Can only see this helping brexit desu
Keep it up Eddie
lel
http://wundergroundmusic.com/sniffer-dog-a-bit-wobbly-after-major-ketamine-bust/
>>60404908
>how is it?
A lot of work, depends what you do obviously but most other STEM PhDs I know are pretty stressed out.
>braindead foreigners basically get a free pass because their parents have paid the uni off
Not in my experience, braindead people aren't going to pass their viva so there wouldn't be much point.
>>60405096
25870
>>60405045
doxxed
>>60405089
Why are 99% of transsexuals middle-aged men who have a fetish for wearing their wives clothes
>>60405089
Average white Labour supporter desu
need to show a video to convince my eu student friend of why brexit is good. She is an EU student and worried about student fees.
>>60405140
are you serious
>>60405140
why the fuck do you do this with your life
to a woman who literally regards you with as much respect and admiration as a roach
fucking hell lads my fan is broken
what do i do
>>60405081
looks gud
she wants a man from brum
Haven't paid the window man in over 2 weeks.
Guess I should. Don't want dirty windows.
>>60405089
>if i put on a pink beret, it means I'm a girl right?
>reply to an anon
>they dont reply back
Every time, please remove (You)'s hiroshima
>>60405194
should've cleaned it
>>60405190
yes
How do I find a qt gf in L O N D O N? Most girls here are very displeasing m'chap.
>>60405177
For her personally I'd really do doubt that Brexit could be a good thing, regardless of how it would affect us in general
>>60405240
whats no. 25870
I've got a willy of quite frankly MONSTROUS proportions
>>60405280
>qt gf
>L O N D O N
you don't
you lads watching soccer aid?
>>60404978
>Try to fix EU's faults
That's the whole point, there is nothing the UK can do to sway Brussels. It's a dictatorship.
Yeah, Cameron's said he'll "try" to get a better deal. He's never lied before, right?
A better deal would be being shot instead of stabbed to death.
>>60405316
reckon we should all post our willies and do a willy survey of /brit/
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465114850370.webm
You're all a bunch of dirty racists
>>60405306
the numbering is all fucked but this is at the very bottom
>>60405371
VGH
>>60405338
>Brussels is a dictatorship
It does have a damaging democratic deficit but the hyperbole on both sides of this debate is painful.
Cant fucking wait till this is all done with
>>60405371
this dick is hilarious
>>60405330
don't do this to me mate.
>>60405371
noko goes in all fields
>>60405435
any lewds?
>>60405360
Nobody cares any more.
You overplayed your hand, 'racist' is water off a ducks back at this point.
>>60405435
post qt caras pls
Fuck sake, I wanted to watch something but forgot what it was, it's you cunts distracting me
omw back to Vote Leave lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo
>>60405495
shes done a couple of nude things yes but they're more artsy than sexy tbf
>>60405508
don't want to get banned for spamming or avatarfagging
>>60405531
soccer aid?
>>60405371
That is a weird willy
>>60405548
Haha, no.
If we had proportional representation, an Islamic political party could theoretically get more than 5% of MPs elected.
Is that what you want, /brit/? Think before you post an anti-FPTP post on Reddit.
>>60405543
/hr/ that shit nigga, I could use a pick me up
How many words do you know lads?
http://testyourvocab.com/
29,800 for me
>tfw you realise these hoes aint loyal
>watching top gear
>they've clearly realised that Chris and Matt are so boring together they need to bring no name celebrities along for some more forced banter
*puts an arm around your shoulder*
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
>>60405543
yeah i've seen a couple of hers but do you have any lewds that are non-nude but still sexy tbqh
thinking about expanding my cara folder
>>60405627
stop giving them (you)s
WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
>>60405620
gave up after the first page
>>60405647
this webm
>>60405620
I'm guessing that some of those aren't actual words
EVERYBODY
(yeeahhh)
CHICKEN SATAY
(yeeahhh)
CHICKEN CHOW-MEIN
WET YOUR APPETITE
(wet your appetite)
CHINESE FOOD TONIGHT
>>60405627
Impossible to top the banterous banterers that went before Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E31TfJx3SlE
banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
any tights lads
>>60403775
stfu you homo
*sighs in a grandiose manner*
Whever I feel down, I remember: I'm not the beta white knight who either scripts or actually posts to ensure he has the first comment on a thread of a overrated roastie
ah yes
Haha, the weekends always go so fast don't they?
what i've eaten today
4 packs of doritos
whole pack of maryland cookies
leftover chinese takeaway
fresh kebab & pizza takeaway
pack of salted peanuts
mental, absolutely mental
>>60405923
>>60405923
Once we have a time machine, rectifying it will be on top of the agenda.
I'mma get on with shit until then.
Anyone else choose the subjects they enjoyed in school? what a mistake that was.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v4zPgD3.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>60405923
>Sorry
For what?
lezza sex t b h
>>60405923
I always laugh at these, being the potato nigger that I am
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407280
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407280
>>60406044
finished district 9
going to watch that film was talking about earlier now
fun evening this
>>60406018
>chose the subjects my stupid friends chose so we'd be in the same class
>now I'm in my mid 20's and alone
JUST
English women were MADE for Swedish dick
>>60405969
>permanently dissolving your third eye for fleeting pleasures
baka
>>60406106
Don't know if it's a rule violation per se but you should still be banned for this imo
>cameron has negotiated a great deal with the EU
Best phone on the market? Going to treat myself
getting a lot of tinder messages from 18 year old girls
>>60406139
Keep telling yourself that Hameed.
>>60406201
I've got this one
Me on the left.
>>60406201
nokia 3310
>>60406201
I got an LG G5 yesterday, would highly recommend.
dat wide angle camera tho
>posting about willies and how tall people are
shows that despite our technological and cultural advances we are still just jungle apes. you are simply a slightly overclocked primate.
>>60406201
the dick phone
I hear your dad loves it
>>60406214
Why would a muslim have 'ham' in their name?
>>60406106
that.. just.. does not compute...
>>60406232
my gf on the right
>>60406232
which bourne is that from
love those films, make me feel
>>60406132
I didn't even have that option because I had no friends haha
anyone want to have sex?
racists GET TOLD
>>60406232
>19 mes on the left
>>60406280
>what is Mohammed
>>60406322
yeah, your mum does all time
>>60406322
not with you
fuck off
Where the fuck do pikeys get all the money for a fucking massive wedding?
