Vicky edition
cara
crayon pop
maisie
>>60401582
Wasn't Pepe on that because it was showing the most retweeted photos?
If they do something like that in the future everyone should Tweet Kev
>>60401620
binnie desu
techno
Not a fan of this whole IBS gimmick that i have to live with for the rest of my life
maisie
camila
>>60401588
I look up to caraposter for his devotion
is there anything better than getting really really high on a nice summer's evening
love cheese honestly
wish I had a big wheel to myself
all I have right now is a block of old smoked cheddar and another of cheap medium cheddar
>>60401623
Except I doubt many people here have twatbook.
i don't care? lol fuck off
>>60401640
don't have any i'm afraid
>>60401667
haha cheddar wanker loves his cheddar
Even Alexander Jahans isn't single
Why am I so retarded that I have never been in a relationship at 23 years old?
>>60401667
Not sure I like cheese but tbf I've only had cheap cheddar
Pooey Lynx Lad
>>60401588
this 2bh
In all this furore about immigration and the EU we seem to have forgotten some key facts:
Every year since records began more people have come into Britain from outside the EU than from inside.
EU migrants are far far more likely to go back home than non-EU migrants.
Most concerns about Immigration stem from the alienation and parallel societies that develop partiularly in the Inner Cities. None of that is because of Migrants from the 28 countries.
Especially because no EU country is even close to having the muslim majority that would exacerbate our current problems with Islamic extremism and Sharia Law.
If we did leave, our Immigration policies would still be decided by the main parties not UKIP. What would be any different about their attitude to stemming immigration then as it is right now?
In light of all this, I really don't understand how Brexit would remotely be the best choice for Britain.
>>60401734
Bad genes and even worse luck
>>60401757
le only oldfags get this meme XDDDD
>>60401712
what do i text her lads
help
>>60401734
She's probably a munter though
Alex fae Gogglebox
>>60401784
lick my feet pls
>>60401770
The poles are creating parallel societies too
>>60401757
yeah?
>In all this furore about immigration and the EU we seem to have forgotten some key facts:
>Every year since records began more people have come into Britain from outside the EU than from inside.
>EU migrants are far far more likely to go back home than non-EU migrants.
>Most concerns about Immigration stem from the alienation and parallel societies that develop partiularly in the Inner Cities. None of that is because of Migrants from the 28 countries.
>Especially because no EU country is even close to having the muslim majority that would exacerbate our current problems with Islamic extremism and Sharia Law.
>If we did leave, our Immigration policies would still be decided by the main parties not UKIP. What would be any different about their attitude to stemming immigration then as it is right now?
>In light of all this, I really don't understand how Brexit would remotely be the best choice for Britain.
>>60401723
Cheddar is the most commonly eaten cheese globally, it's another win for Britain.
there is nothing wrong with losing your virginity to an escort
http://www.strawpoll.me/10406281
>>60401835
Ah yes
>having a 2 handed gf
Not very tolerant desu
>>60401819
Maybe the first generation but second generation will tick 'white british' on the census and everyone will assume they're native
I was tired of being drunk.
My face cracked like a joke.
So I swung through here
like a brace of jackrabbits,
with their necks all broke.
I stumbled at the door with my boot,
and I knocked against the jam.
and I scrabbled at your chest, like a mute,
with my fists of ham.
trying to tell you that I am
telling you I can —
I can
love you again;
love you again.
I'm squinting towards the East.
My faith makes me a dope.
But you can take my hand,
in the darkness, darling,
like a length of rope.
I shaped up overnight, you know,
the day after she died.
when I saw my heart,
and I'll tell you, darling,
it was open wide.
what with telling you I am
telling you I can —
I can
love you again;
love you again.
And it can have no bounds, you know.
It can have no end.
You can take my hand
in the darkness, darling,
when you need a friend.
And it can change in shape or form,
but never change in size.
Well the water, it ran deep, my darling,
where it don't run wide.
The feather of a hawk was bound,
bound around my neck;
a poultice made of fig,
the eager little vultures pecked.
And a verse I read in jest
in Matthew, spoke to me;
said "There's a flame that moves
like a low-down pest"
and says, "You will be free"
only, tell me that I can
tell me that I can:
I can love you again;
love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you...
>>60401857
it doesn't count
>>60401779
i have group bins tho, and now that sad bin to christen my binnie folder
>>60401770
>Let's let in every Fritz, Pierre and Wladizowski to make Britain white
>They are far more likely to go back home
You're just trying to find excuses for your cuckholdry
In any case, the reason I don't want immigration is because I like fields and shit and don't want massive population growth to concrete over the green belt
>>60401754
What sort of chink are you?
>>60401644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPiMW36C8FM
>>60401723
its a good cheese, versatile and it tastes great.
not my favorite but its hardly 'bad'
I had half wheel of brie not long ago but I used it all up
>>60401908
Paki
>>60401770
12 year old second cousin fancys me
She's a half nig
>>60401867
that's my local news
where are you?
also becky is best girl
>>60401872
Joanna Newsom? IS THAT YOU LET ME LICK YOUR FEET
>>60401884
sex for money often ends up cheaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcuijtauGUc
>>60401613
Best plane tbf, even better in BoB camo.
>>60401972
if she consented then sure
>>60401835
Why has the thing on the wing fallen off on the back of the right one?
>>60401892
the gloves don't have holes in you retard
>>60401903
The reason for immigration isn't to change the ethnic make up of the country, it's to work and contribute to the economy
The majority of the green belt is privately owned and not accessable by the public. it's mostly intensive farming and some golf courses - it's there to stop urban sprawl which doesn't even work as shown by London expanding past the green belt
>>60401956
I'm in one of the places named in the pic
>>60401930
I don't want a fucking chat about cheese with you mate
>>60401959
Yes.
No.
>>60402022
you're probably a paki
>>60402029
let me smell your hair at least
i'm better than andy samberg
>>60402022
where
tell me lad
Population of England:
Year 1086: 1,710,000
Year 2011: 53,012,456
>>60402017
I'm not saying it's perfect, but not allowing the population to grow loads is in absolute minimum
Starting a job tomorrow lads
>>60401947
But pakis eat paneer.
>>60402017
>The majority of the green belt is privately owned and not accessable by the public.
Absolute melt lmao I'll just walk straight through any of those "privately owned" fields
>shane ward on soccer aid team
haha what year is it
>>60402090
really wanted that duck to eat it
>>60402017
>The reason for immigration isn't to change the ethnic make up of the country
>>60402083
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
Get fucked pirata
>>60402007
not sure it might be a chaff launcher thats been used but thats totally a guess
gf said she'll break up with me unless i become vegan
>>60402111
>no plans or places to go when the weather is finally good
>no plans or places to go when the weather isn't good
kill me
>>60402159
This is the best one tbqhwym
>>60402090
>>60402158
>If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration
HURR WHAT IS AUTOMATION
The nips are losing 30% of their population by 2100 and they're doing fine.
>this country isn't overpopulated, only 3% of the land is built on!
>>60402017
Ahh yes.....sacrifice your entire culture and ethnicity for a few months of extra economic prosperity
Because we all know ethnic Brits by themselves have always been so horrible at nation building
>>60402184
>Allowing your girl to talk to you like that
Drop that hoe you fucking bitch
>>60402158
Hmmm, this post sounds familiar
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/If%20you%27d%20prefer%20for%20this%20immigration%20to%20come%20from%20india%2C%20pakistan%20and%20china%20then%20by%20all%20means%20voting%20to%20leave%20the%20EU%20is%20in%20your%20best%20interest/
>I don't want a fucking chat about cheese with you mate
>I don't want a fucking chat about cheese with you mate
>>60402219
>ethnic Brits
>just went to 24 hour mcdonalds
>wasn't open
ahh yes, great '24 hour' service, very impressed
Tinderlad here, shagged a girl last night whilst she literally balled her eyes out because she was cheating on her boyfriend. Women are actual slaves to attraction.
>>60402231
>>60402258
bit rude that tho, lad only wanted to talk about the yellow stuff
>tfw don't own a tank
>>60402026
>>60401930
Munching on some nice gruyere atm lads.
Made some onion soup then melted the gruyere on top of the bread, noice
>>60402289
lol pillock
>try my hardest
>make the bests posts
>post the best pics
>never get any (You)'s
>>60402289
do you have those "self serve" mcdonalds there?
there's one in my town and its pretty cool, you can make crazy custom burger orders and basically add whatever you like
>>60402225
Ahhhh the EU shill have been caught out, yet again.
>Michael Sheen is dating Sarah Silverman
oh dear oh dear
>>60402306
What the fuck would you do with a tank m8?
>>60402225
Yes because I'm tired of the people coming up with the exact same responses
What's the point in writing a new answer to the same response? This isn't an argument btw, pointing that out doesn't prove that wrong
>>60402219
>Months
Shite strawman fuck off
>>60402215
An overhyped meme that won't be nearly as influential in our lifetimes as some people like you seem to think
Doing a wank to muscle growth
>>60402007
checked and its like that on the blueprints so whatever it is is supposed to look different on each wing.
>>60402347
make it road legal, go to Tesco
>>60402225
>>60402337
>people actually believe shills aren't real
>>60402337
>shill
I hope that he is thoroughly remunerated for such a humiliating task, but somehow I suspect that he isn't
A new big city should be built south of Lincoln
loads of space there
London right now is already disgusting. And they predict an additional 1.1 million people by 2024! People say but oh, London had 8.5 million people back in the day, back in 1935, yeah and they were all poor as shit living packed into tiny terrace houses next to factories. There's no reason to strive for a massive population.
>I hope that he is thoroughly remunerated for such a humiliating task, but somehow I suspect that he isn't
>>60402306
It's that the mark 10 or 8?
>>60402337
lel at the 'they are christian so it's okay even if they don't integrate and commit crimes' thing
>>60402335
direct me to your posts and i'll give them my full attention
>>60402443
mk 3
>>60402359
>>Months
>Shite strawman fuck off
Be serious for a moment: Do you honestly think you, without an empire, can continue competing with China and India in the long run? No, you can't. It's not the 1800s anymore, Reginald.
Importing 10,000,000 Arabian Muslim migrants isn't going to help you get that world empire status that no longer belongs to you.
>>60402443
mark 4 mate
Great track. Would recommend.
>>60402359
You fucking sicken me. I hope you are at least a foreigner with a British IP.
taking the piss
Anyone know what it means when a KFC worker has a black shirt?
>>60402090
>the cute little blonde girls in the background
I want one. Not in a paedo way, just in a preserving the white race way.
HIT IT FROM THE BACK WATCH A NIGGA BLESS U
>>60402414
The shills take their jobs very seriously.
Took two MASSIVE shits today.
>>60402359
>An overhyped meme
wew
https://youtu.be/vG527uXlvyw
Just stumbled upon this gem lads.
RUDEBOY
you lads watching soccer aid?
>there's a part of Disneyland in Florida that's supposed to be like England
This is fucking bizarre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_Pavilion_at_Epcot
Me
Why are most girls in London trash?
>>60402509
Ahh yes the brexit shill is here ready to shit the thread up and go on about how much he loves pakis
I'll post this one again as funnily enough you always any away from replying to it with anything but "ermm Boris Johnson is just like not important to the leave campaign?!"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html
and from this link
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2016-05-26a.692.0&s=energy
>“I believe our generation has a historic chance … to build a bridge between the Islamic and the Christian worlds,”
>“What are we saying if we perpetually keep Turkey out of the European Union just because it’s Muslim?”
>the politician said when he called for EU expansion in 2006. He’s now campaigning for Britain to leave the EU.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2015/09/why-government-wrong-refuse-amnesty-illegal-immigrants
>the upshot is simple. There are “two categories of people in our great city, one group who live normally and another who live in the shadows unable to contribute fully to the rest of society", as Boris Johnson observed in 2009. Two years ago, he said it was “completely crazy” not to introduce an amnesty on illegal immigrants
the picture is from a story written by the chief political editor of the financial times
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15.html
>>60402578
>Kerching
Did he ever make £1m?
>>60402388
>>60402467
haha tricked you, I always get the best (You)'s
>>60402580
They got the weather right at least.
>>60402566
This weed has got me /sparko/
>>60402580
Is that a Mosque dome in the top left?
>>60402566
there are few greater pleasures than a good hard shit
even montaigne said the same
everyone from the lowest pauper to the highest emperor enjoys a hard shit rubbing inside
>>60402578
>>60402579
Has kick off begun, went away cause they said it'd be another hour till.
>>60402650
got some nice cheese in. fruity as fuck.
might move to south africa
>>60402654
No, calm your tits you bloody sperg. Not everything's a jewish conspiracy to turn europe into a caliphate.
>>60402596
>implying remain doesn't love pakis even more
>>60402701
watching district 9 atm
south african accent is my fav desu
>>60402610
I dunno there's only two episodes on this youtube channel and can't find anything else anywhere
>>60402580
You had that fish and chips? You know, the really famous one?
>smoke some mary jane
>get in bath
>chilling the fuck out
>hear kid crying outside
>small child who looks like he lost his mum
>close window
>get back in the bath
Damn the EU shill sounds triggered.
>MMMMMMmuhmuhmuh maybe we can retain some of our former glory by importing hundreds of millions of third world Muslims
>were still relevant right?
>rururu rule Britannia
If you think this, then you sound like a dopey dumb dumb
>>60402722
you can come to my district 9
>>60402578
OH SHIT
>>60402704
>I make a light hearted joke
>You absolutely sperg the fuck out and tell me not to question anything
Hmmm, well I didn't believe in any conspiracies before but not I'm not so sure...
>>60402739
Laugh it up now racist because it isn't going to happen.
ONE: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
ONE: SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
TWO: SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
THREE: SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE-
*TING* *TING*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60402768
>a fucking glove
>>60402756
how does tuesday sound?
suddenly wish I had kids and could take them to disneyland
>>60402804
It's for smacking your arse m8
>>60402791
>>60402777
>I-I was just joking haha
>pranked yah
>>60402712
And here's a clip of Michael gove shilling for multiculturalism, diversity and Muslim immigration to the uk
https://youtu.be/t8D8AoC-5i8
Question starts at 31:47
>>60402791
vocaroo it then memelord
>>60402704
Rasheed.
Guys, do you know what the key to economic prosperity and peace is?
Ready?
Okay, here it is
Muslims.
Genius right? It's just crazy enough to work.
>B-B-But we need to import millions of immigrants otherwise the economy will tank
>Just like Japan
When will this meme end?
>>60402851
what the fuck is wrong with you why are you constantly spamming this?
>>60402851
Again
>implying remain isn't even fucking worse
Can you imagine how depressing a Disney Land in the UK would be.
Jesus christ.
>>60402752
Indians literally BTFO anyone they come across online
>>60402594
this isn't a joke mate. communists today are in real danger.
>>60402881
He is a paid EU shill. He has been caught out several times already.
>>60402903
hmmm
https://desustorage.org/int/search/filename/straw-man3/
An awful lot of these replies seem to be towards EU related posts
REALLY liked my relapse into benzos lads
>>60402903
>He...If I call them a strawman, that means I don't have to try to respond to them
>>60401872
>Joanna Newsom
>>60401959
>>60402029
>>60402070
Joanna is a California state treasure, non-Californians stay away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukojXEK2GI
you lads watching soccer aid?
>>60402844
Does she actually say normies?
>>60402912
>communists are seen as threats to the system
>>60402927
Japan is green you muppet
>>60402881
Hello brexit shill, why are you constantly loving pakis
>>60402884
Go on then find me a video of one of the top figures in the remain campaign saying that remain means we can take in more Muslims
>>60402987
NO STOP FUCKING GOING ON ABOUT IT
>>60402955
God damn, the shills entire house of cards is toppling down.
AND!
IT!
IS!
GLORIOUS!
>>60402991
>Riajuu: (short for "riaru juujitsu") Typically used in fandom circles as the opposite of an otaku, or simply meaning "everybody else". The underlying notion is "someone who is interested in real things and has a successful social life"
>brits vote to leave
>donald trump is voted in
>>60402987
Why have they called it soccer aid when the entire world calls it football apart from yankland?
you lads watching soccer aid?
>>60402960
Nobody mentioned 'bringing back the empire' but you
You made something up, pretended somebody else said it and are now arguing against the thing you made up
>>60402969
she's my WAIFU REEE
>select all images with waterfalls
having a crisis lads
i've got many fucking thousands of reaction images saved from 4chan, is it all meaningless? what happens to them after i die?
Prinking for Soccer Aid
Normies? Nah not a fan
swam in a river today
was a lovely time
>>60402955
So what you're saying is brexit shills constantly use strawman logic and need it pointed out to them?
Scored an own goal there haven't you brexit shill?
howling
>>60403095
delete them all, the crisis will be over and not recur.
>>60403087
Joanna is too talented to be turned into a Grimes-tier waifu. Respect her.
Bugchasing for soccer aid
>>60403146
brexit shill pls go
THE EU SHILL HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST IT LADS
matched with a cute girl on tinder
she wants a banter sesh and then an adorably awkward date
reckon I'm the man for the job
Why isn't a bigger deal being made out of the fact that an utter muslim shithole like Albania is joining the EU in less than 4 years? Not to mention the yugo shite joining as well.
>>60402955
EU shill on suicide watch.
>>60403170
it's been seven years of wishing i could masturbate onto her harp whilst she berates me, how depressing
reminder that If you don't have a folder dedicated to 4chan reaction images you're a normie
>>60403194
Still waiting on that video of a leading figure in the remain campaign talking about remain meaning we can take in more Muslims?
Could it be the reason you aren't providing one is that it doesn't exist? Ahh yes
>>60403059
Amazing, did the girl basically tell Kuroki not to talk to her about weird shit with her in front of her normie friends?
I can relate.
Reckon it will be close but we'll stay in the EU unfortunately.
>>60402595
This desu. Either munters, horrific slags or stuck up posh girls desu
>>60403095
Imagine facebook/instagram in 50 years? they will be digital cemeteries
you lads watching top gear?
>>60403245
Gross. HOOM is her best album Tbh.
saw a bird flipping out earlier
we was in the queue and it was taking a bit then she went mental
turnd to me mate and said "she's blown a gasket"
>>60403194
The EU shill is absolutely doing his nut in.
>its a 'procrastinate but feel guilty doing it so my entire day is just spent with me feeling bored and guilty' episode
ah yes, my favourite
>>60403194
Of course.....Britain, alone for most of her history, with her back against the ocean, a lonely island created the world's largest empire. So, Britain... they need the EU....because....reasons
>>60402955
>>60403055
>>60403244
>Samefagging to make it look like people agree with you
Embarrassing tactics there brexit shill
>>60403166
>>60403285
>we was
Lads, I want to be an EU shill.
how much's the pay?
you can find me where I stand disney wonderland
>>60403225
>tfw we will almost certainly vote to remain
>The EU will expand into all those countries and more
>Immigration will never go down
>The single defence policy WILL come in one form or another
>tfw we will just be a province of Europe a few decades from now
>>60403279
Is there a stream going/ the iplayer is a piece of shit.
>>60403316
Sign of him being working class desu
I bet he has sugar in his tea too.
>>60403275
>tfw we won't be buried in the ground, but buried on the net
>>60403339
The brexit shill has absolutely lost it lads
Got BTFO and now won't even reply
>>60403296
it's not about need, it's about want
Should I buy pounds if the UK leaves?
Power should be delegated, not centralised
the EU is a crucial piece of the one world govt. agenda. the EU army is around the corner. the ECB will put us all in fiscal slavery. end this globalist neocon sham.
how many of you lads are addicted to spice?
be honest
Is it worth building a cheap gaming PC for under 500 quid? Don't really care if it doesn't run the latest games on the best settings, I just want to play games from the last 10 years and new ones at mid-low settings.
>The EU shill thinks that I'm samefagging
>The EU shill is asking me to defend posts and claims made by another person
THE EU SHILL IS BLOWING HIS GASKET LADS
>>60403284
it's the best but i have a soft spot for milk eyed mender, did a lot of drugs to that back in the day
All these Typhoon pictures are nice.
>>60403358
thought only american ghetto tier trash spoke like that
>brittish women
>>60403339
According to shills on /tv/, the going rate is 10p per post.
>>60403358
I try to let my natural accent show through my messages. It's kind of necessary to make the same grammatical errors otherwise it's not so apparent.
Watching finding Heemo lads
>>60403381
I'm pretty certain no
The pound will probably drop 10-20%
>>60401667
I am so glad I don't have to do this at work any more.
Christ, the oil that comes out of the the thing alone.
>>60403406
Better off just buying a ps4 desu, unless you want to play pc exclusives
>>60403409
>Gets comprehensively BTFO
>Won't even reply for fear of getting destroyed again
What kind of lunatic WANTS to be ruled by EU bureaucrats who take the piss out of us? Europeans hate Britain. They see as uncultured garbage, basically the 51st state.
>>60403381
God no man, it will drop like a stone for a while, wait until it bottoms out several months after if leave somehow win.
>>60403470
Yeah, I meant when it drops. Because if you leave, it'll definitely drop. I'm thinking I can sell my pounds when they start going up again.
>>60403463
Third Eye status: castrate
>>60403446
I was talking to a girl the other day in a bar that does social media. I was really bored with her though so I wasn't listening to a word she was saying, but I'd imagine it doesn't involve going on 4chan
>>60403166
>himynameisalice554
my uni course
>>60403409
I can't imagine how much self hatred he must have to love the EU so much.
It's actually really sad how much he must despise himself.
Want a pizza but got to wait while it's dark...
>>60403512
Why wouldn't you just wait for it to drop 20% and then buy them?
Which manga should I re-read lads, Blame! or The Ravages of Time?
Some woman was looking at me so deeply as I walked past she actually walked into my friend
Ah yes
Might become an artist
>>60403581
>I meant when it drops
