real nigga hours edition
Reimu
goodnight, /cum/
cute edition
good morning ^_^
buenos dias ^_^
bonjour ^_^
>tfw no /fa/ gf
>tfw no /insane/ gf
>>60379281
Guten morgen.
>>60379384
deutsch is nicht ein nord amerikanishe sprache.. aber das ist naturlich OK! ^_^ wie geht's, herr bernd?
>>60379465
Ganz gut. Und wie läuft es bei dir?
>>60379340
I feel like that would get old rather quickly desu
>>60379554
ich warte nach hause gehen.. mein kollegen kommt nicht, also ich muss heute 16 stunden arbeiten X_X sie ist fur mich tot..
hello
>>60379707
>16 Stunden arbeiten
>an einem Sonntag
Das ist eine der Sachen die mich an den USA stören.
Good night /cum/
Sleep tight!
>>60379884
bye ayylium-san
>>60379746
Пpив
>>60379746
one of my best friends is from belarus
we use to make fun of him for being a jew
*devours feces*
is my friend from America posting ITT????
>>60380204
which friend
>>60380270
you should know!!!!!!!
Why does everything have to beep?
>use my microwave
>anytime I push a button it beeps
>turn on my AC
>any time I push on a button it beeps
>turn on my PS4
>it beeps
>>60380316
sensory feedback desu
I once used a microwave that didn't beep and it bothered me
>>60380372
old ones that had a dial were fine except they were really loud at the end
Guys, my mother is a Spaniard and muy fathee an American. In a scale from 1 to 10 how much will a mexican like me?
>>60381549
>>60381285
Mexicans dont like anybody
at 20nd march i meet who is entity303 i see them. he i realy fast them broke my server. when i play minecraft i bulid spawn with my friends nick, tom and mark to server join entity303. we dont know who is them. i write on the chat
Me-how are you
entity303-.......
Me-HOW ARE YOU!!!!
entity303-kaboom!!!
at this moment spawn make big boom and them are broke. at this moment i write to chat
Me-GO AWAY WE BULID THIS SPAWN 3 HOURS
entity303-......
and at this moment all are kicked from the server THE END
i-im not gonna make it /cum/-chan...
Mexico confirmed germanic
>>60382045
why
>>60381285
I don't see how your parents nationalities correlate to a Mexican liking you
If you behave nice towards a Mexican, he will do the same, that simple
>>60381699
Take a hike
>>60384277
good morning.
>>60384324
>McDonalds has a 2 for 5 deal running right now where I am
>Got 2 big macs and a large fry for 8.03 last night
>>60385575
>buying french fries
wew
I can say I've fought a midget, can you say the same?
>>60386213
Sadly not, I would probably end up murdering them though
>>60386213
come here and fite me then i can say i have u manlet
>>60386258
I fought him when I was like 7 years old. I was on a wrestling team and they put me up against a midget because we were in the same weight class. He kicked my ass
>>60386305
kek, you should go find him and exact revenge
>>60386049
McDonalds fries are the best thing on the menu
>>60381285
Their women will love you ;)
>>60379340
>>tfw had 2 insane gfs who really loved me but it was too much
They used to bring me lunch at work but would start fights over the stupidest shit
Doin a fat poo lads
>>60388851
Doing your fat mom lad.
Post innocent girls that you would marry and bring home to meet your parents.
>>60389402
>Discussing various topics with third worlders.
>Stone age mentality...everywhere
So glad I live in the US. The difference is way more apparent.
>>60389548
Who is this scat cat?
>>60389617
What do you mean ?
>>60389402
even after her porn stuff, i would still marry and breed her
>>60389263
I thought that the refugees do that for you.
You would know
>>60389669
A very pure and qt lady.
>>60389617
I know right? Don't they know its 2016?
>>60389840
Name plz
>>60389893
Its right there in the lower left corner, you silly goose.
>>60389800
What if I am a refugee?
>>60389768
>>60389840
Don't want to get too into detail, but they respond to everything in violence, or they are judgemental in a retarded way, overly racist.
Makes you feel like you are talking to a robot. Felt sad after.
Good morning friends :)
Why is the USA the greatest country on earth?
>>60390032
On my phone, can't play webms.
Plz don't do me like this.
America
>>60390116
[spoiler]Xev Bellringer[/spoiler]
>>60390116
>iFags
>>60390115
Ethnic cleansing, slavery, ruthless cut throat capitalism and imperialism.
They all collectively can produce great economic benefits despite their ethical drawbacks.
Just bought Mafia 2 on Steam
this better not suck
>>60390116
Get the vlc app.
>tfw low test
anyone know what the "easter" raids are about?
>>60389402
Mom. Dad. This is my fiancé Siri. She's been used and abused in the industry but I still love her. We're going to get married and have really cool monogamous sex.
>>60389402
>black hand
doubt.jpg
>>60392460
I thought you lived in the Baltics not the Northeast
>>60392951
hello m8
>>60392951
I wish my flag looked like bacon
Ahhh, just another great, sunny day in the best state of California, i sure feel sorry for whoever doesnt live here, no place can compare to this paradise, especially san jose
>>60393630
pls beat the pens
>>60393252
cuz i use proxy.
now im bacon people like u
>>60393711
for you
>>60393719
>he is actually lazy
(worried)
I hate writing cover letters. I am so full of doubt and anxiety I am not even sure I want the job.
>>60393921
latvia u need to walk to get strong
remember ur part of the big leagues now
>Igaunija
Why do Lettonians refer to Estonians as iguanas?
>>60394126
it will give u fresh air if u go outside.... dont make the oecd look bad...
All of my posts got deleted because i shitposted on /po/ what the fucm is this bullshit
Also had a beer outside on the balcony
>tfw phone camera too good so i have to alwayc crop images
>>60394772
sorry 2 hear about that
what phone do you have? I want one with a good camera, planning on buying the samsung galaxy7
I misread beer as bear and spent a long time looking for a bear.
>>60394772
I like how your flag represents your country as the oreo filling
>>60394932
Haha
>>60394883
Samsung s5 neo
Every picture is always like 8.5 mb so u have to cut half of it :/
>>60394986
Why are you trying to be rude
>>60394996
damn, ive had my samsung galaxy 3 since release date, i need an upgrade
>>60395039
Oreos are delicious. So is bacon.
>>60395039
that's a compliment.
>>60395103
>>60395198
Rude meme
The red-white-red Latvian flag (German: die banier der Letten ) was first mentioned in the chapters of the Rhymed Chronicle of Livonia (Livländische Reimchronik).[1] This historical evidence places the Latvian flag among the oldest flags in the world. The chronicle tells about a battle that took place around 1279, in which ancient Latvian tribes from Cēsis, a city in the northern part of Latvia, went to war, bearing a red flag with a white stripe.[2]
A legend refers to a mortally wounded chief of a Latvian tribe who was wrapped in a white sheet. The part of the sheet on which he was lying remained white, but the two edges were stained in his blood. During the next battle the bloodstained sheet was used as a flag. According to the legend this time the Latvian warriors were successful and drove the enemy away. Ever since then Latvian tribes have used these colours.
>>60395241
yeah and the american flag means we have 50 states so fuckin what
>>60395287
Its blood red not fucking cookie brown
>>60395241
Very cool senpai
>>60395311
looks like period blood on toilet paper
>>60395241
....mmmmm, oreos
>>60395241
Don't really feel like reading all that.
Post Latvian qts.
I want to give cuddles to Lettonia.
>>60395559
Reee teuton scum
>>60395475
>
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that have never been banned
heh.............................................................................................................................kid
>>60395582
/cum/ is a comfy thread
Politely fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a16Kgh7j8zk
this is by far the best meme to have come out of 2016
>>60395241
Sounds similar to how the Austrian flag came about
crapes
Why Finland bolis fuck Estonia?
>>60396030
>there are people in this thread that aren't Good Boys
>>60396030
BAD BOYS FOR LIFES.
>janitor acceptance email still hasn't come yet
what the fuck
>>60397853
>wanting to do it for free
>>60397853
which board did you want to janny on?
>>60398158
but moderators get paid and the only way to do it for pay is to suck it up and do it for free first
>>60398184
just /out/. the quality has really hit an all time low for the young board.
>>60398227
I don't know how things have changed since gookmoot's arrival, but back when it was moot in charge, allegedly the only moderators were people he actually knew IRL (which makes sense since it's an important position for the website to function properly). He didn't just pick random jannies to become mods. Jannies are, as the name implies, just there to do the dirty work. And IRL, a janitor will never be promoted to a manager position, even if he works hard for years on end.
>>60398227
How much do they get paid and for how many hours? Any idea? Not interested just curious.
Thank you USA
>>60398934
That's a good one. They make a good brown ale too.
>>60398980
Yeah I really liked it, I drank the IPA too yesterday
Good american beers are usually really expensive here but those weren't for some reason so I didn't hesitate
>>60399185
>>60398980
>>60398934
pls buy our beer instead
>still no half moon bay flag
why
for what reason is there no half moon bay option
Just watched meme lover 2
Was fantastic
>>60399185
I've never seen French beer here but I've had some good French cider. I'm going to look for some French beer next time I go buy some.
>>60398227
Deleting posts on 4chan isn't a career.
I wonder how many jannies put their labor here on their resume.
>>60399279
I'd like too, but I don't think I have ever seen one, and I go to specialized places not even supermarkets
>>60399419
Oh well then, if you ever visit get Mežpils
>>60399416
We have good breweries, but mostly unknown to foreigners
Just don't fall for the 1664 meme, it's advertized as French but it's as shit as Kronenbourg, Heinekein and the other industrial beers that may seem exotic to Americans but would be like me buying Bud Lite and thinking I've tasted proper American beer
>>60396790
These colors don't run
>>60399482
I'll know I'll go the Baltics someday so since I taste local beers everywhere I go I'll do the same in your country
United states of american is not an actual country's name, it's just a literal description of the political conditions of the country but not a single name that represents that idea.
Looks so uncomplete, unfinnished
>>60379239
O SHIT WHAT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
What should i play in shattered europa?
>>60399584
Sounds like a nice time, have fun with that hobby
https://youtu.be/HLHvb9V8Yzs
post songs you're listening to
>tried this no fap thing out for all of last month
>did a two hour edging session and proceeded to cum all over the place
>tfw there was literally cum on the ceiling
Might clean up and have another go at it
>>60399641
>Estados Unidos Mexicanos
>>60399671
Thanks man, here's a pic I took in a pub in Ireland
>>60399539
Thanks for the tip.
>>60399749
like i said, we finnished that idea by name it Mexico too due to the history and culture and shit.
Why didn't you do the same?
>>60399765
Comfy pub
>>60399641
You're right. Columbia is our proper name.
>>60399780
You're welcome, I learned how to tip in America after all if you catch my drift
>>60399326
Because you need to submit it yourself on the github page.
Take some initiative senpai, you can't expect one guy to submit and create every single flag for every single area.
>>60399765
Anyone listen to Thelonious monk here? tbhhh jazz is the only original 100% American music ever made
>>60399870
Yes, our women are sluts especially for European dick.
>>60399539
I really wanted to find some good French beer when I was there but had a hard time. The only stores near me sold the garbage macro shit. I guess it's my fault for not doing the proper research. When i go back I will keep an eye out for the good stuff.
>>60399672
Trying to play this hurts my hands tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IDkQ_fRWzs
>>60399672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H-3_psiaWU
>>60399811
I don't think we have another name. Should we be the "United States of the Original Thirteen Colonies+ 37 Others".
you niggz better don't vote for hillary or the nwo will fucking happen!
>>60399999
>>60399998
Fucking Canadian
>>60399672
https://youtu.be/t3ULhmadHkg
>>60400143
>hillary
Who?
>>60399999
disgusting get.
>>60399870
top 10 recommendations for french beers I should hunt for?
>>60399974
If you are in a proper city chances are it has a "cave à bière", a shop that specializes in selling French and foreign beers.
In that case you just need to look for the adress and head there. Our supermarkets sometimes sell local craft beers when there's a brewery nearby but the caves are your best chance. It doesn't have to be one of the biggest cities like Paris or Lyon, they are pretty common nowadays
>>60400554
That bitch is part chimp
REEEEEEEE, mhmm heeeweeeeeeeereeeeeeeeee
Its really funny when people blindly assume that 4chan is the "dark corner of the internet" and reddit is the more "Normie" place to be.
But Reddit is the only place where they have boards strictly dedicated to: dead children, women getting beat, extreme racism, dead people in general, rape fantasies and other large communities equally as shit.
>>60400496
Merci, mon ami. I will be in Rennes this fall. Any recommendations?
>>60400700
They banned most those boards because it didn't fit their ultra leftist agenda.
>>60400725
Avoid maghrebscum
Means, avoid France lol
>>60400700
We have all of those too, just nor organize it. In reddit you need to have a board dedicated to something exactly to post that, here we just mash things together
>>60400327
Top 10 beers I don't really know as I've drank a lot I liked, but I can do breweries and then it's up to what kind of beer you prefer since most of them brew anything from black to white
Not in order but I love:
>Brasserie Corrézienne
>Brasserie des Garrigues
>Brasserie de la Débauche
>Brasserie du Mont Salève
>Brasserie Saint-Germain
I know that's not ten but the others are breweries you couldn't find unless you are in that place in particuler, like Brasserie Northmaen in Normandy, Brasserie Iron in Toulouse, or Brasserie d'Oc in Languedoc-Roussillon
The first 3 of the top 5 are top notch
The numbers of breweries in France is constantly rising, pic related. More in the North since it's culturaly closer to Germany and Belgium but a lot down here too
>>60400725
If you mean beer I don't really know, I've never been to Brittany and their specialty is cider but I know they have several breweries
The best you can do is go there I guess, beer shop in Rennes like I talked about and ask for local ones http://www.bieresbretonnes.fr/cave-a-bieres-chez-alain-rennes/
The link is in French but there are a few pictures, look up the adress for "Chez Alain cave à bière" and pay them a visit
>>60401326
I thought Germans were supposed to be into shit and foxes? What gives?
Why don't you conform stereotypes?
I'm voting for Bernie.
Posted from iPhone 6
I've got a very tough decision to make in life that could literally decide how the rest of my life ends up. Move out on my own here and try to find stable work, or go live with my family in Melbourne Australia
>>60401433
Australia
They have Asians
Literally NO JOKE
Asians > spics
>>60401397
Gerbans are the swiss army knife of fetishes.
>>60401433
Move to Latvia instead
>>60401433
Honestly, jump on the opportunity to live in Australia. Not everyone has the means to live abroad, and it's really worth experiencing even if only for a short time. Worst case scenario is that you don't like it and have to come back.
If I was in a room with /cum/, hitler and kim jung il and had a gun with only two bullets, I'd shoot myself twice
coming to you from the best coastline and the best state, half moon bay, california, ur all irrelevant
>>60402221
california is cool
>>60402278
thx i like baja california too
>>60402016
That's kinda how I was leaning. Honestly I've never left the US. I'm a little curious
>>60401913
Latvia looks comfy desu
>>60402384
Thank you
I BELIEEEEEEVE
THEM BONES
ARE MEEE
>>60403002
>>60403057
you have to be 18 years or older to post here
Good morning cum
>>60403141
lmao chill f@m
idk what the fuck it was that I've eaten but I'be been having mad eggy farts for the last three days now and now I'm shitting out some creamy sticky shit
Imagine having a roommate so fucking oblivious to everything around him that he starts up a movie at full volume with the lights on at 2 AM in the bedroom
>>60403349
My girlfriend has the same when she eats cum
>>60403235
Lmao this
>>60403349
too much hollandaise on the spargel?
>>60403384
>roommate
we both know you're talking about your parents bub
>decided to watch a movie last night
>room mate just keeps looking at me angrily from the other corner of the room
>left about 30 minutes into the movie
what an autist holy shit
i think i made him mad lmao
>>60387161
tru
>>60387161
this
>>60403461
>>60404289
theres milk on my trousers
rage quitting vidya first thing in the day
>>60404595
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''milk'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
c'est la vie
i want to sudoku myself
>>60405238
what for
this is it
cum is finally dead
>>60405292
nah
>>60405292
good
>>60403432
You eat asparagus in the US too? It's fucking amazing, especially with hollandaise
>>60405388
m8, we have whole festivals over it
http://sanjoaquinasparagusfestival.net/
granted its really only in farm towns, but still
>>60405278
i suck, life sucks, my family assumes the worst of me, strangers assume the worst of me
i just created an edgy maymay about a local tragic event but i'm afraid of sharing it because it's too soon and people may suspect it was me
Why do people from America and Canada not use interpals?
>>60405645
whats the point of flirting on a global scale when itd be extremely hard to ever meet them in the future
i don't plan on getting my dick teased for a year then spending 2k dollars on a date
do you?
>>60405645
because anglos are the ones who aren't interested in learning new languages also the biggest non-bilingual populations are english speaking nations
>>60397573
toronto has a stupid looking flag t b h
>>60405905
I think it looks nice.
>>60406000
It looks like somebody had put a tiny leaf on his boner.
do you, /cum/?
>>60405527
>i suck
only relatively, maybe
stop comparing yourself to other people
all those people you compare yourself to could be illusive frameworks situated within the noumenal realm after all. ending your sentience because you feel inferior to HOLOGRAMS is p fucking absurd
>my family assumes the worst of me, strangers assume the worst of me
they don't define you
don't be stupid, YOU probably only get to experience this existence once. not to mention by being born in a 1st world country, you're relatively fortunate. what if you got reincarnated as an african child infected with malaria?
just do your own thing and don't take things so personally
>>60405876
Traveling is my thing regardless of pussy.
>>60405887
This makes sense. Thank you.
>>60406000
Better than ours, but that's not saying much.
>>60406152
>shit we saved the artwork as a .jpg, it doesn't have transparency
>ah well put it on the blue flag anyways
Hi :-)
>>60406261
K E K
>go to my buddy's house last night and get fucked up
>At 3AM he tells me I have to bail cause some chick he's fucking is gonna come over
>have to walk 5 miles home through crack town extremely hammered and high
GOOF
>>60406427
What a shit friend
fall from grace
Florida is the best state fuck the haters
>>60400700
I used to listen to ASMR and go to /r/watchpeopledie. That was a weird time of my life.
>>60406534
I'm just glad I didn't get jumped by a crackhead.
>>60400591
>>60400676
tfw no monkey gf
>>60404289
This looks like a scene to some gay porno
>>60407392
>monkey
>not cat
>>60407392
>>60407657
>not wolf
>>60407158
I've been to florida, you're not fooling anyone.
>>60407657
a cat is fine too
>anthromorphic animals
>>60407952
merely having animal ears and a tail is fine, anything more than that though and you're approaching furryshit
>>60408082
its all fucked t b h
>>60406060
south had no good reason to rebel Tbh
>>60399678
That's impressive.
The worst thing about speed is that sometimes you feel motivated to do productive things and other times you masturbate for 6 hours.
nig nogs
>>60399999
I felt the same way about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnWo8PxrOR4
My right hand would cramp up only 2 pages in.
any of you guys think the ramadan terror attacks will actually happen?
seems like a load of shit desu
I over analyze social interactions and this had led me to social isolation and emotional turmoil
>>60399672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTcuGiGDJY
>>60399539
It's also like that here, to an extent. The only interesting beers are local microbrews that don't ship internationally. I don't see any reason to buy industrial beers unless you're short on cash or you live in an ultrareligious town that doesn't offer anything in variety.
do you guys ever sit down for so long you start to get tired even though youve done nothing all day and got super good sleep
>>60409744
nope
...soon...
